#more like ineffable divorce

[floofle-universe]

Ok so when Neil said it would be quiet, gentle and romantic and “they like holding hands” turned out all our predictions were wrong and he was actually talking about Beelzebub and Gabriel-AKKSKDKDL

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #like don’t get me wrong I love it they were so cute #BUT AT WHAT COST AND WHYYYY #why did they get everything and are main ship lost everything #ineffable husbands #more like ineffable divorce #Gabriel #Beelzebub #neil gaiman #Crowley #aziraphale #beelzebub x gabriel

[reckon-it]

In a surprise move, Good Omens pulled a reverse Supernatural and Aziraphale went to SUPER HEAVEN after being gay kissed

#crying #anyways azicrow version of destiel meme when? #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #go spoilers #go2spoilers #gos2spoilers #gos2 spoilers #azicrow #ineffable husbands #more like ineffable divorce #destiel #supernatural #super hell

[flowerquib]

SEASON 3 RENEWAL BABYYY

RAHHH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO MISCOMMUNICATE AGAIN

#good omens #good omens crowley #crowley #crowley fanart #good omens fanart #good omens s2 #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #good omens aziraphale #good omens 3 #ineffable husbands fanart #ineffable divorce more like *cries* #aziraphale fanart #Im so hyped #but also i will just discorporate

[magscherer]

gomens dump! ft. completely accurate s3 prediction

#tbh my s3 prediction looks more like #ooohh the girls are fightingg *puts on glasses* oh- oh wait- dear lord it seems I was mistaken they're- my god #(canon)(completely accurate) #just a peak inside my gigantic and always correct brain #alright lets get to the tags #art #my art #good omens #good omens fanart #gomens #gomens fanart #good omens 2 #good omens 1941 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #because obviously lol #fanart #go fanart #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale

[snakefell]

can’t wait to see season 3 crowley in his hoe phase (speaking to anyone other than aziraphale for more than 5 minutes)

#more like 2 minutes tbh #crowley #aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce

[that-sweet-jester]

aziraphale had to improvise

#tbh im not satisfied with this #idk #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce more like #go fanart #fan art #my art #good omens art #gomens #ineffable husbands fanart #crowley fanart #aziraphale fanart #something something parallels but im bad at it #crowley in a ponytail for the win

[sherokutakari]

Hot take but I don't want AziCrow to have been "made" for each other. I want them to choose each other. Over and over again. Before The Beginning, Eden, The Arrangement, Armageddidn't, and on and on. I want them to never stop choosing each other but I want it to be a choice.

#Good Omens #Good Omens 2 #Good Omens 3 #Ineffable Husbands #AziraCrow #Ineffable Divorce #Crowley #Aziraphale #A Z Fell #Anthony J Crowley #like God making them for each other and being pissed it didnt happen #good for a laugh #but do you think either of them would be happy #TRULY happy knowing they were just part of Her plan? #OBVIOUSLY Crowley wouldnt but when have we ever really seen Aziraphale totally in line with The Almighty's plan either #idk but to me true love [by choice] is more compelling than true love [unavoidable]

[yourebeingsilly]

imagine fantasising about the love of your life while listening to “take me to church” by hozier and then the love of your life in question hits you with “nothing lasts forever” and just leaves after you confess your feelings and just a few weeks later hozier drops an album with a song literally named “all things end”

well that’s more or less what happened to my buddy Crowley— wonder how he’s hanging on there

#can we help him somehow please #or at least send someone to check on him #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #more like #ineffable divorce #hozier #unreal unearth

[everysongineverykey]

as part of the getting-worse-before-it-gets-better portion of aziraphale and crowley's season 3 relationship arc we NEED a desperate "i love you" from aziraphale met with a hissed, spiteful, and quickly regretted "i forgive you" from crowley

#good omens #ineffable divorce #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #i really want things to get as bad as they can possibly get before their relationship #is saved and actualized if you couldn't tell. #like yes i want them to make up and have a big fabulous kiss together sheltered under a canopy in the rain #and then spend the rest of their eternity together on earth in blissful love #but i also want them to be really unstable for a bit #spiteful crowley. aziraphale blurting out a confession no buildup no apology #because he thinks that'll fix everything. #more miscommunication to give more weight to their final climactic episode where they actually work things out. #crowley has to give him a lift and they start arguing and he blasts queen in the bentley #and takes them careening down oxford street at 120 miles per hour #grinning and laughing manically while aziraphale screams and hangs onto the baby basket he's holding #containing the second coming of jesus for dear life. #crowley just terrifying him to spite him. #i want them to do and say fucked up things to each other! do you get it?

[its-tickety-boo]

It’s become readily apparent that things are no longer tickety boo

#good omens #good omens season two #good omens s2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce more like #no one talk to me #the final scene is flashing before my eyes rn #crowley and aziraphale #anthony j crowley #aziraphale

[actual-changeling]

yes i am obsessed with touch-starved crowley and aziraphale being touchy and needy and clinging to each other.

yes i am ALSO obsessed with post-divorce era hate sex with as little touching as possible because they have capital I Issues TM and are suffering because they're still touch-starved.

we exist

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #i am a very specific bran of person okay #in my mind touch starved and angry sex go SO well together the self denial torture and angst are off the charts #i NEED more #i slurp that shit up like nothing else #unresolved touch-starved tension or whatever you wanna call it #make me suffer and then make them HUG

[thatlonelycactus]

Somehow the way David and Michael acted The Kiss™️ makes it both more and less painful. This is gonna sound weird but like- by no account is it what one would describe as “romantic”. In fact, “romantic” is the last thing I would describe it as.

In no known universe was that kiss “romantic” because that’s not what it was supposed to be.

It was supposed to be earth shattering, selfish, hopeless, hopeful. It was a last hidden, desperate “I love you”, it was searching for something that neither of them could find, a final plea. It’s savage and selfish and brewing with love and war and peace and hatred. It was saying “goodbye” to what could have been forever. It was a kiss trying to express the same amount of emotion that had stayed inside each of them for 6000 years. It was a kiss doing the job of millions of other kisses.

Maybe if it was a smaller, quieter kiss, we would have wondering what could have been. Maybe we would have cried out just as much because what else has their relationship been aside from a few, well veiled remarks and actions? Maybe we could have convinced ourselves that that was all they needed for now.

But for the first time in millennia, they went big. Crowley went for it. Because Aziraphale was trying to make a change- so why shouldn’t he? Why should he just throw it out there because it might be his last chance- their last chance. Because, in 6000 years the closest he had come to saying those three words were just small, inconspicuous remarks of friendship. Why should he raise the white flag now, when they had come so close to having a life together?

Because, after an eternity of small, quiet “I love you”s, why should their final try at saying it aloud to each other be quiet as well?

#Like on one hand I wish the kiss was more like say #The one from #Richard II #but I think that’s what they needed #Because to Crowley #It’s not selfish or a crime or whatever #It’s a final hurrah #One last chance to make things right #But anywayyy #ineffable divorce #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #go s2 #ineffable husbands

[nhyhu]

do you dream of the stars

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color sketches because i was STRUGGLING with the colors

#good omens #good omens s2 #crowley #good omens fanart #good omens s2 fanart #crowley fanart #aziraphale #aziraphale fanart #ineffable husbands #more like ineffable divorce but yk #aziracrow #ineffable husbands fanart #ive been in an art block for so long WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN IM ON SCHOOL BREAKS #:))))) im fine #azicrow fanart #azicrow #? which spelling is it wtf #hopefully the art juice is back that i can get my bazillion events/zines that i signed up for mostly done before school LMAO #< -- literally not going to happen because of a dozen essays that needs to be done rn #my art #i forgot to tag this again :(

[flowerquib]

A single mom who works to jobs who loves her kids and never stops-

yes the bentley is traced I cant draw cars (let alone a fucking bentley) for the life of me

so crowley got custody of the kids whether he wanted to or not

#good omens #good omens crowley #crowley #crowley fanart #good omens fanart #the bentley #muriel #warlock dowling #ineffable divorce more like *cries* #do you guys like the shirt #please like the shirt

[bookshopbentley]

“ you can’t leave this bookshop “ ( you can’t leave it to go to alpha centauri with me so i’m assuming you can’t leave it to go to heaven )

#crowley said it more like a statement than a plea and this is my reasoning for that #he will fr be the silliest mf in the universe and break your heart like two minutes later #neil gaiman i need my emotional support couple back please ! please !!! #i am very very unwell #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable fandom #ineffable divorce #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable partners #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #good ineffable omens #ineffable wives #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #lgbt #lgbtq

[miumiumanzo]

What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy? If long-suffering propriety is what they want from me They don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly I choose you and me religiously

#good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #boxfly #gabriel x beelzebub #beelzebub x gabriel #THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT #happy tortured poets release day everyone #I cried listening to this because I'm instantly reminded to them #the whole album feels more like ineffable divorce tho #cw nudity