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intenseperpetualbrainrot · 9 months

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The Bentley: are we gonna talk about it

Crowley, grabbing a pair of sunglasses to hide his tears: talk about what?

Bentley: YOU DIVORCED DAD

Crowley: DAD DIVORCED ME

Bentley: WELL IDK BECAUSE YOU DONT TELL ME ANYTHING.

Crowley: ok here's the tea

Bentley, disbelievingly: you... Communicated your feelings clearly? And Aziraphale says, and I quote, go fuck yourself you fucking demon, this is why I'm an angel and you're not-

Crowley: I may have ... Paraphrased

Bentley: I'm talking to Muriel you're no help

#good omens spoilers #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #archangel michael hate club #good omens season two #aziraphale #quiet gentle romantic #crowley #but when aziraphale does it #divorced kids #child of divorce #the bentley #the bentley is so cool #the bentley is a child of divorce #children of divorce #muriel and the bentley #muriel

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sentientsky · 3 months

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crowley and aziraphale negotiating child support payments in s3

#to be clear!!!!#i DO NOT mean that muriel is the child. cause i don't want to infantilize them!!#is the child the bentley here? is it jimbriel? idk. u figure it out lol #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 3 #bafta awards #bafta 2024 #david tennant #michael sheen #i'm so sorry pls tell me if i'm being annoying with these. i just like yelling into the void

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dismoondart · 9 months

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children reconcile parents

#art #dismoond_art #good omens #goodomens2 #aziraphale #crowley #crowly x aziraphale #aziracrow #muriel #bentley #plants #children of divorce #nina good omens #maggie good omens

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smudgeandfrank · 5 months

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⚠️GO S2 SPOILERS⚠️

Fallen Pt 13

Voice of God: Muriel truly has experienced many firsts on this particular evening. First encounter with a phone, first successful warp, and now first time in a self driving sentient car going at speeds well over 120 miles per hour.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #fallen #muriel #bentley #fallen comic

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innefableidiot · 2 months

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*Crowley casually driving in the Bentley at like 100 mph*

Muriel on heelys speeding past the Bentley: HELLO MR CROWLEYY

Crowley: what the fuck-

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tampire · 8 months

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Good Omens / Final Fantasy VIII

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flowerquib · 8 months

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A single mom who works to jobs who loves her kids and never stops-

yes the bentley is traced I cant draw cars (let alone a fucking bentley) for the life of me

so crowley got custody of the kids whether he wanted to or not

#good omens #good omens crowley #crowley #crowley fanart #good omens fanart #the bentley #muriel #warlock dowling #ineffable divorce more like *cries*#do you guys like the shirt #please like the shirt

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varyathevillain · 9 months

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who people expected to be an ineffable husbands honorary child before trailers: Muriel

who people started to expect as an honorary child after trailers: Gabriel

who actually was the child they bickered over the most and had the most parental feelings towards within the series: ...Bentley

#Good Omens Season 2 spoilers #GO S2 #Good Omens #Good Omens S2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #GO Crowley #GO Aziraphale #GO Muriel #GO Gabriel #GO Bentley #text post #Varya rambles

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idiotwithoutagoodname · 9 months

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT MURIEL SAW THEM HAVING THEIR DIVORCE SCENE FROM THE OUSIDE OF THE SHOP AND DIDNT INTERFERE CUZ THEY TOLD THEM THAT THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE????

#well they said ‘humans’ but we all know that Crowley and Aziraphale are the humanest beings #they raised them so well #muriel good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #renew good omens #or else I’ll cry #Muriel the Bentley and I have all a thing in common and it is that we are all children of divorce #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens s2 spoilers #good omens s2

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embracing-the-ineffable · 9 months

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Hunting for Clues-with-a-capital-C, a meta of Good Omens metas, and GO fun!

*I'm adding to this list as I find new and interesting Clues and theories!

*This post version is dated 21 Apr 2024; the current version is pinned to my profile.

* I maxed out Tumblr's link limit! Here's the Google doc (which is due to be updated SOON with lots of posts I've reshared in the last few months...) with all the Clues, links, and metas I've collected from all over the fandom.

Below, you'll find a list of my original posts, most of which are filled with fact-finding, Clue-hunting screenshots that will probably leave you with more questions than answers! Several of these posts are also presented in partnership with the Ineffable Detective Agency:

Fanfiction:

From the GOMM holiday exchange: Cocoa and Fairy Lights, How to Fight Your Chemistry and Lose

GOMM 2024: Orbiting a Memory featuring a gorgeous illustration by @altonthebard

Fan Fiction Friday: The Universe Might Answer: Broken Moonlight

From the GO Song & Poetry Exchange: The Ineffable Dance

Good Omens Day of ✨Dance✨:

Learn all about my GO "Day of Dance" and get a link to all the fandom art I shared, here!

Time:

Gabriel's Memory Returns:

Plus, hidden audio in the memory tunnels?

The Appearing Sign:

Edinburgh and the Briefcase, presented by the Ineffable Detective Agency

The Bentley:

Crowley, Aziraphale, and the Statue:

Crowley's sideburns:

Crowley's sideburns aren't even consistent in the promo photos.

Extras Behaving Strangely:

Hawaiian Shirt/Pub Table Guy

Marking the Columns

The Demon in an Orange Hoodie

More Assorted Discontinuities:

When does Mr Arnold's shop arrive? After season 1, except Neil says it was in the 1970s

The disappearing textiles storefront

Season 1: First Wombat in Space (also, Bentley bullet hole decals)

The Clock and Other Furnishings:

The circular bookshop rug CHANGES?!

The Good Omens bookshop furniture changes between s1 and s2 (but NOT after Adam reboots reality!)

The Bookshop/Hospital Sink

The Opening Title Sequence:

The S2 Opening Title Sequence: analysis

Other Speculation and Questions:

On Neil's Tumblr asks, Staying Skeptical, and Gravity Falls

Finding hope for s3 and perspective for s2 in Neil's s1 podcast with David Tennant

The BTS parking ticket translation

Parallels with Nightmare in Silver (Doctor Who written by Neil) - multiple Crowleys?

Has Aziraphale been meeting with Floating Head Metatron throughout s2?

Would even vulnerable, heartbroken Crowley try to protect Aziraphale at all costs? A possible hidden transfer in the kiss.

I have questions about Nina and ESPECIALLY about Maggie...

Don't pay the guy with the blue glasses, he doesn't work here!

If you enjoyed my research, stay tuned for future posts, and take a look at my Google doc for even more Clues and metas from all over the fandom!

Some closing bits of encouragement:

A: "You just said it was the only way to prevent something terrible happening!" G: "Really? What?!" A: "I don't know!" G: "Well then, I expect it will be fine. Most things are fine in the end."

Neil: "Tell him that it will all be all right in the end, and that we are not yet at the end."

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uselessmoth · 9 months

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Good Omens S2 Spoilers!!!!

Warlock: Okay, all we need to do is recreate their dates that they had when they were still together and shazam, they're in love again

Muriel: But they weren't actually toge-

Warlock: Shush, I saw it in a Lidsney Lohan film, it's going to work. Right Bently, I'm leaving it up to you to get Nanny to where we need, Muriel is going to get Broth- Aziraphale from Heaven. Me and Adam will set up a date they've had before

Adam: This is going to be so easy

Across the road

Nina: Should we stop this?

Maggie: No, I want to see if it works

#good omens #go2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husband's children of divorce #adam young #warlock dowling #the bentley #muriel #they're going to parent-trap them so hard #adam sensed an inbalance in the universe #warlock had questions about the people that raised him so he hunted them down #muriel was dragged into this #nina and maggie are here for the ride

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goodomens-girlie · 3 months

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Hello, I’m Aziraphale, the smart one 💙

He’s Crowley, the awesommest one ❤️

And im Muriel! 💚

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heyimcelery · 9 months

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Jim on the left holds a sign saying "we are"

Muriel in the middle holds a sign saying "children of"

The Bentley on the far right has a sign leaning on it with the words "divorce"

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eefaevie · 2 months

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✨ my official good omens s3 prediction post ✨

which accidentally I guess comes with a side-order of analysis and a soupçon of meta because I can’t shut up

The quote "The plans for Armageddon are going wrong. Only Crowley and Aziraphale working together can hope to put it right. And they aren’t talking." is intentionally misleading.

I think with Aziraphale gone, Crowley is going to become Grand Duke of Hell. He’s hurt, he’s tired, he’s got nothing to lose anymore. He’s also a bit of a dramatic petty bitch (affectionate), and after suffering what he considers the ultimate betrayal from Aziraphale, he wants to hit him where it would hurt equally by joining the “bad guys” fully. Crowley thinks of himself as unforgivable, and since (in his mind) Aziraphale refuses to “see” him for who he really is, he’s going to force him to by acting out like this (beside the fact that we know that this isn’t actually who Crowley is, but he’s injured and lashing out, even if it hurts himself, too.)

So, that quote. The plans for armageddon are going wrong. as in heaven can’t get it to start. And the only way they CAN get it to start is to get the Grand Duke of Hell and the Supreme Archangel to work together, which they are refusing to do. Think about all those meetings between Gabriel and Beelzebub — those definitely didn’t start off as dates, they were business meetings. And so Aziraphale and Crowley REFUSE to speak to each other (with MAXIMUM pettiness and passive aggressive comedy) because they’re both mad at each other for their mutual miscommunication, but also because they KNOW that if they do work together they’ll end up fucking it up somehow (and actually set the second coming back on track, which they obviously don’t want). The one thing that is a common thread through Good Omens is that Aziraphale and Crowley are actually kind of useless at their jobs, and they usually end up accomplishing the opposite of whatever it is they are supposed to do. Aziraphale is still in the grip of heaven, and can be manipulated — while Crowley is probably still terrified of Satan, and now that he’s kind of recklessly agreed to such a big promotion, that’s now his immediate superior.

(So really, if you’re useless at your job, and consistently do everything wrong, and you’re trying to stop a massive project — the best place to be would probably be in charge of that project, no?)

So anyways, cue Muriel being used for the most immature go-betweens (“Muriel, dear, please tell the Grand Duke that I won’t be able to make our dinner reservation this evening because he is a lying snake.” “Muriel, tell the Supreme Arseangel that I never made the reservation anyways and his holiestness was presumptuous to assume so.” etc etc)

I’m also betting that the Metatron orchestrated his offer to Aziraphale very intentionally, because he knows that they’re each other’s most precious thing, and he knew that raising Crowley would be the best possible offer to get Aziraphale to agree, but also, he knew that Crowley himself would never agree to it. Which left Aziraphale in a tricky position. He’s still too afraid of heaven to back out, and by separating him from Crowley, the Metatron thinks he has succeeded in both eliminating the biggest threat to the second coming (the earth’s only professional apocalypse-thwarters with extremely powerful joint miracles) and planted (what he believes to be) a huge pushover of an angel in the seat of power — essentially a puppet for the Metatron’s commands.

(I’m not even going to get into the alleged threat of the book of life at this point, but that’s it own big bag of worms)

Problem is, the Metatron severely underestimated how much these two are idiots, how far they’re willing to go for love (or how far they’ll go when they believe their love has been scorned), and again, I cannot stress this enough — how much they’re both idiots.

Crowley accepting the position of Grand Duke seems out of character, until you realize it absolutely is not. (The same thing goes for Aziraphale accepting the position of Supreme Archangel, btw.) With everything else happening, it’s going to be effectively Crowley’s only option — Aziraphale is gone, the second coming is coming, and there’s a convenient little vacancy at the top of Hell’s hierarchy. He’ll take it because he’s upset and hurt by Aziraphale, but he’ll also take it because he’s angry, and it’s the only way he can possibly have any impact on what happens next.

I’d go so far as to say that Crowley loves Earth primarily because he loves Aziraphale, and Aziraphale loves Earth. Crowley is always the one to suggest running away when the going gets tough, because his top priority is always Aziraphale’s safety. If the Earth ends up a casualty, well, boohoo, at least he’s got his Angel with him. Now, though, he’s got no Aziraphale — so what’s the point in sticking to Earth? Remember how he pretty much immediately gave up on stopping the apocalypse when he thought Aziraphale was dead? Yeah. (In fact, he probably realizes very quickly that if he wants any hope of having Aziraphale back and sharing their lives together — this time for real — he has to take drastic measures to make sure Earth and humanity survives. He’s an optimist, and he’s also selfish.)

So, surprise, Metatron! You just took these two will-they-won’t-they eternal virgins and made them business partners. Which is an issue.

Because remember, for one supreme archangel to fall in love with the grand duke of hell during dubious business meetings makes a good story. For it to happen twice makes it look like there is some kind of… institutional problem.

We’ve taken the “workplace” in “workplace comedy” and dialled it up to 12. Now it’s not two salarymen from rival companies just kinda begrudgingly doing what they’re told until they don’t, it’s two high-ranking executives from rival companies who’ve decided they’re in love with each other, they’re done with this shit, and they’re taking the whole industry down from the inside.

Never forget that Good Omens is, at its core, a comedy. I believe we will get the romantic south down ending, for sure, but the path to get there is going to be a farce. They’re not talking — perhaps only in the business sense — so who knows the hijinks and shenanigans and making out they’re going to make everyone around them put up with this season. Aziraphale orchestrated an entire Jane Austen ball for Crowley before they’d even touched mouths. They’re going to be insufferable and I’m praying for Muriel’s sanity.

Finally, the final element of my prediction: Jesus will be there, probably. Maybe even Adam, too! Maybe it’ll even be lost celestial baby pt. 2: electric boogaloo. (as you can see my priorities are mostly regarding what happens with Aziraphale and Crowley lmao)

(and also, you know that dinky little half miracle they pulled together for jimbo? They were a couple of nobodies then. Imagine a full-powered joint miracle between a Supreme Archangel and a Grand Duke?)

(…Imagine a full-powered joint miracle between two supreme archangels and two grand dukes? 👀 ok ok who knows but also I’m not convinced we’ve seen the last of beez and gabe)

ok bye ❤️

#good omens #good omens s3 predictions #is this meta? idk #supreme archangel aziraphale #grand duke crowley #and their abandoned child #(abaddon-ed? nvm thats a different theory)#muriel #anyways it’d be pretty funny if the bookshop and the bentley manifest their clowny passive aggression somehow as well #sorry this got away from me a bit #anyways that’s just a theory… a GAME theory #this has been in my drafts for weeks please don’t yell at me lmao

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smudgeandfrank · 5 months

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