#the bentley is a child of divorce

[the-apology-dance]

Aziraphale and The Bentley

One of the many things I love about Season 2 of Good Omens, is we get to see The Bentley interacting with Aziraphale.

We all know that The Bentley is an extension of Crowley.

It is hilarious to see how it mirrors him. The Bentley is an actual puppy. Crowley loves Aziraphale, which The Bentley is aware of. It is why he listens to him and does things to make him happy.

The travel sweets - Aziraphale loves food.

The type of music - It is aware of his love of classical music.

The color of the car changing - Aziraphale’s favorite color.

We can see it drives itself. Yet it refused to go faster. I WONDER WHY. It knows Aziraphale hates when Crowley drives extremely fast.

Some MORE WAYS it behaves like Crowley:

This car is following him, because it loves Aziraphale. Just like Crowley follows Aziraphale around. What makes it even better? The Bentley is following Aziraphale as he is walking back towards the bookshop. Crowley’s favorite place to be. The same demon who SAYS THIS:

Funny enough, The Bentley is Crowley’s colors. It is just a “second Crowley”. When Crowley isn't there, The Bentley protects Aziraphale just like Crowley does. It has his protective nature. What makes it go back? Aziraphale telling it to.

Maybe because Crowley can't say “no” to Aziraphale….

Can we also talk about the little pats he constantly does on The Bentley to show affection? UHM. If that doesn’t symbolize that Crowley LIKES to be praised I don’t know what does honestly.

THE BENTLEY LITERALLY ACTS AS A GUARDIAN. Azi wasn’t technically lying about the changes to the Bentley either. The Bentley accommodated to Aziraphale’s preferences, instead of Crowley’s. Essentially it wanted him to be happy by taking care of him. It even went so far as to disobey Crowley.

It only changes back when his Demon Dad finds out about the changes, and presses the pedal down more when Crowley threatens to start selling Azi’s books as it doesn’t want to cause Aziraphale trouble.

Also, proof that The Bentley sees Azi as his “other owner” and his “Angel Dad”

WHY IS THE BENTLEY SO CUTE😫🖤

(If any of you choose to use this as a headcanon for a fanfic/fanart, please credit me and let me know so that I can see it!🫶🏼✨)

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[goodomens-girlie]

save a Bentley, ride a demon

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[intenseperpetualbrainrot]

The Bentley: are we gonna talk about it

Crowley, grabbing a pair of sunglasses to hide his tears: talk about what?

Bentley: YOU DIVORCED DAD

Crowley: DAD DIVORCED ME

Bentley: WELL IDK BECAUSE YOU DONT TELL ME ANYTHING.

Crowley: ok here's the tea

Bentley, disbelievingly: you... Communicated your feelings clearly? And Aziraphale says, and I quote, go fuck yourself you fucking demon, this is why I'm an angel and you're not-

Crowley: I may have ... Paraphrased

Bentley: I'm talking to Muriel you're no help

#good omens spoilers #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #archangel michael hate club #good omens season two #aziraphale #quiet gentle romantic #crowley #but when aziraphale does it #divorced kids #child of divorce #the bentley #the bentley is so cool #the bentley is a child of divorce #children of divorce #muriel and the bentley #muriel

[ashistrash580]

silly little comic i did about the yellow bentley after the end of season 2 that i wanted to share on here too :))

click here for the original twitter post!!

#i dont know if spotto is a thing outside of australia but i dont care atp #the bentley is a child of divorce #the bentley is OUR car #good omens #go2 #gos2 #good omens season 2 #gomens #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #bentley #yellow bentley #the bentley #good omens art #good omens fanart #good omens comic #good omens fan comic #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #art #digital art #mini comic #artists on tumblr #small artist #child of divorce #our car

[asaltedpen]

It's the 60s

Crowley picks up Ms. Fell in the Bentley and the radio suddenly blasts You Really Got Me by the Kinks as Azirphale walks to the curb.

It startles Crowley from thoughts that had gone spiraling.

#don't mind me #manifesting my needs #good omens #fem!crowley #crowley #fem!aziraphale #aziraphale #the bentley is a child of divorce #ineffable spouses #ineffable wivees #would also accept oh pretty woman #perhaps if it's later in 1969 then Here Comes the Sun #Feel free to tag your own song #there's probably too many for me to put in here #it's fine

[deatmat]

I see them everywhere (this is from my grandfathers fridge and I to make up a lie about why I was staring at it like it had broken my heart)

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowly x aziraphale #Crowley #go 2x06 #I’m still sobbing over them and it’s been a month #go2 #aziracrow #bentley #the bentley is a child of divorce #also I’m not stupid and I know this is not a Bentley #but doesn’t mean I didn’t immediately think of the Bentley when I saw it

[thedemon-crowley]

To what extent is your Bentley it's own entity vs. being an extension of you?

Separate, distinct entity.

How it responds to the driver, well. Depends how much she likes you!

She loves me, obviously. I think she feels sad for me.

And she misses Aziraphale.

#crowleyposting #crowley ask blog #the bentley is a child of divorce

[le-giggles]

Obsession over two gay immortal star-crossed men is a real disorder that I suffer from okay?

(P.s. and yes, this time I had the effort to draw everything myself. <3 ^3^ <3 )

#good omens #crowley #sad lil snek #he misses his wife #the bentley is a child of divorce #homeless Crowley #i miss my wife tails #shitpost #^3^ #I'll draw both of them happy i swear <:p #azicrow #gay men kissing (bad ending) #ineffable husbands

[anachronic-cobra]

What's nagging at my brain in the end scene is that... there are a strange number of people in yellow around the Bentley. I counted at least a dozen in those last few minutes. It definitely could be coincidental, but it seems oddly intentional. Especially considering the Bentley and this particular shade of yellow

Not to mention that when Crowley switches off the song before the credits, the Bentley instead starts playing "classical music that stays classical music".

Plot? Definitely not out of the question, especially considering how season 1 ended. But if not, it seems to me like the Bentley is missing Aziraphale as much as Crowley is

#from the desk of anachron #good omens #good omens 2 #the bentley is a child of divorce

[rhosmeinir]

Hello Good Omens fandom. I give you my first tumblr post and debut gomens fic.

Earthly Pleasures

A perspective on Every: what the angel was thinking. Oneshot; 1115 words.

#good omens #gomens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowzi #crowziraphale #angst #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #the Bentley is a child of divorce #good omens season 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #aziraphale #aziraphale centric

[palaceoftheprophets]

Our car.

#art #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #the bentley #a child of divorce #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #anthony j crowley

[the-apology-dance]

I FOUND MY NEW HEADCANON FOR S3 OF GOOD OMENS

“He did say he liked yellow.”

I need The Bentley to turn into “OUR CAR”. I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN. JUST IMAGINE THE BENTLEY DOING THIS OUT OF SHEER SPITE. THE BEIGE INTERIOR AND BEIGE WHEELS. THE YELLOW DOORS. THE GOLDEN YELLOW HOOD ORNAMENT. I NEED THIS SO BADLY.

-Constantly drives him back to Whickber Street and Azi’s bookshop

-Objects Azi owns unexplainably start turning up randomly in the car (even better if they are from other time periods)

-Bentley stops taking orders from Crowley

-only plays songs about love that are scarily accurate to Azi and Crowley’s dynamic

THIS CAR WILL NOT LET HIM FORGET AZIRAPHALE. IT IS GOING TO ACT LIKE A STUBBORN CHILD. I NEED THIS BENTLEY TO ACT LIKE A TODDLER.

“Demon Dad is mad at Angel Dad, but Demon Dad loves him still. Guess he needs to be reminded of him then.”

I NEED A FANFIC THAT BRINGS IN THE ELEMENT OF THE BENTLEY HEARING THEIR EVERY CONVO IN THAT CAR WHILE DRIVING, and it is going to use it on Crowley.

Almost like it is trying to shake him and telling him not to forget. BECAUSE IT FEELS THEIR LOVE STILL.

I NEED FANFICTION. OH MY GOD. 😫😭

(If someone writes a fic about my headcanon, PLEASE TAG ME. I’D LOVE TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE COME UP WITH! WHETHER IT IS FANART, A FANFIC, OR WHATEVER ELSE YOUR HEART DESIRES, I WILL PERSONALLY LOVE EACH OF THEM.🫶🏼😊)

#good omens #good omens 2 #go3 #good omens season 3 headcanon #the bentley #crowleys bentley #ineffable husbands #our car #but its pretty #crowley #aziraphale #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #david tennant #micheal sheen #i need that in my life #yes please #i need fanfic #child of divorce

[raggedy-spaceman]

The Bentley actually loves both her parents equally, Aziraphale and [looks at smudged writing on a tire] Carley

#good omens #good omens 2 #the bentley #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #gomens #child of divorce bentley #good omens spoilers #good omens s2 #gos2 spoilers #gos2 #go2 #good omens meme #i am SO SO SORRY #this just popped up in my mind #i had to #also because it's a very obscure rugby reference that only i can understand but i made myself laugh so #mine

[littlegaypeopleinmyphone]

#art #fanart #fan art #good omens #aziraphale #the bentley #bentley #good omens season 2 #gos2 #i wonder how she's doing now... #child of divorce #our car #comic

[innefableidiot]

The Bentley is THE child of divorce, I wonder if she gives Crowley crap now. I mean like parent, like car. Crowley is petty why not the Bentley?

#good omens #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #crowly x aziraphale #aziracrow #innefable husbands #aziraphale #crowley good omens #good omens3 #innefable divorce #innefable idiots #good omens crowley #aziraphale good omens #the bentley #bentley #child of divorce #aziraphale x crowley

[206ofgoodomensdestoryedme]

once neil gaiman allows aziraphale and crowley to eventually talk and work everything out.. i want the bentley to be half yellow and half black. and they find a song they both enjoy, the bentley would do anything for the ineffable (ex) husbands. the bentley just wants to make them happy.. i love the bentley 😭

#the bentley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens #good-omens #bentley love #justice for the bentley #neil gaiman #neil gaiman is watching us #child of divorce