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skylightangels · 1 year
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Memorven + text posts
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mionesgaze · 4 years
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Raven: I know a place
Murphy: great
-later-
Murphy: what is this place
Raven: it's called therapy
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niytavia · 5 years
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Raven: Did you just hit on me?
Murphy: I have been for the last seven years, but thanks for noticing.
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wankadi · 5 years
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Hi, I’m looking for some other than bellarke content, since my dash is drowning in this 😂 (I love all of this but you know what I’m saying) So please reblog/comment if your blog is:
Murphy centered
Emori (!!!) centered
Memori centered
Murven centered
Octavia centered
Octavia/Xavier centered
Linctavia centered
Diyoza centered
Jordan centered
Jolilah centered
Jeresa centered
Tyrondy centered
Gaia centered
Xavier centered
The 100 theories centered
Jasper centered
Miller/Jackson centered
Niylah centered
Jafael centered
You get my point don’t you
I’ll check you out and most probably will follow!!
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fen-ha-fuck-you · 6 years
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the 100 crack  /  /  13/?
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alicelexi · 7 years
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maybe call me biased, but just a reminder that john murphy didn't mean to actually hurt raven reyes of all people.
no, before you reblog this, or block this, and is like "OH MY GOD YES HE DID!!!" "HE'S SATAN INCARNATE!!!!" just shut up and think for once. why would he shoot raven? he didn't even know her personally, not enough to consider her a threat to his life, not enough to consider her an enemy because she'd done nothing wrong to him. they had only one scene together before he tried to hang bellamy, and that was it. he didn't know her, he wasn't friends with her, he didn't piss her off, she didn't piss him off or anything.
so why would he shoot raven?
if you think aboiut it, he didn't know exactly who was under the dropship. all he knew was that he heard noise, and he looked over at bellamy and bellamy had worry in his eyes. i bet you that murphy thought it was octavia, not raven. and if it was octavia? well, yeah, of course he'd shoot without hesitation. but he didn't take into consideration that it would be anyone else other than octavia.
no, i'm not posting this because i'm anti-raven reyes, because i'm not. i love her, i love every little thing about her. i'm not posting this because i'm pro-john murphy or pro-murven, i'm posting this because no one has actually officially thought of this or dug deeper into his mindset to actually think it's possible. john murphy didn't mean to shoot raven reyes, he meant to shoot someone that would cause bellamy pain, and yeah, while it did, he thought it was someone that he also knew.
he had no idea who was under the dropship, all he knew was that it would cause bellamy pain, and that was his goal, his intention. i guarantee you, had he known it was raven, he wouldn't have actually hurt her on purpose, because she'd done nothing to him. yeah, okay, maybe he would've held, like, a knife to her throat or something, but even going through the grounder torture camp, he wouldn't have been 100% ready to actually kill her, because like i said: he didn't know her enough to hurt her personally or for gain against bellamy.
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t100ficrecsblog · 4 years
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an interview with @ravenreyes-0g (she/hers)
what are you working on right now? I'm working on both my Bellarke fic for BLM and a personal fantasy story that I've written and rewritten from the beginning to about 5000000 times because my ideas keep changing. My Bellarke fic is a modern day COVID AU that is also the longest I've ever done so it's been taking a minute to finish! :) 
what’s something you’d like to write one day? A YA either historical fiction or realistic fiction LGBTQ+ romance. I have  a ton of ideas for plots, but I haven’t quite gotten the chance to sit down and try to plot them out. For historical fiction, I’m very interested in the 1900-1950s era, especially the Roaring 20s and WWI/II so I’d most likely set it there! I’m all in for the angsty romance, but I'd definitely want to end it on a happy note (unlike my current fantasy work) and I’m really looking forward to getting the chance to write a character driven story that doesn’t focus so much on heavy plot elements - something I can’t do as much in a fantasy setting!
what is the fanwork you’re most proud of? This one is actually pretty hard considering how my writing style has developed since I started writing fanfics. But if I had to choose, I’d probably say my FirstPrince (Alex/Henry from Red, White, and Royal Blue) fic on Ao3 called To Love Another Is to Cherish Life Itself. The title is a bit dramatic but basically it is an angsty/fluffy one-shot that I wrote really late one night and did minimal edits to before posting. It definitely feels like the most in character and honest fic I’ve ever done, and it broke my heart to write about some of the darker stuff, but in the end I’m pretty proud of it! 
why did you first start writing fic? Well, I’ve been writing fanfics since I was probably 10 or 11 years old (I had PJO phase that spanned close to a decade and I’m still not totally over it 😂) but I started publishing work on Wattpad literally the night I turned 13. That was actually my first Bellarke/the 100 fic! It started out as my predictions for season 5 and then evolved into a fix-it fic for everything I didn’t like about the season. I’ve abandoned it for almost two years, but I’m slowly coming back to it so...slow updates y’all :)
what frustrates you most about fic writing? Everything! Just kidding - I love fic writing! But if I had to choose, probably two main things tho. 1) Creating a plot for a long term fic - I’m sooooo bad at it because I always feel like I’m writing too much in line with the actual show/book/movie and it feels like copying. 2) Making sure that I stay honest to the character I’m writing about. I have a huge tendency to write my fics (ESPECIALLY my one-shots) from the POV of the character who was not the main character in the original thing (like my POV for my RWRB fic is Henry, the love interest of Alex/other main character). This means that the only look inside their head that we’ve gotten has been through the eyes of the main character - which can obviously be biased. I try to stay as honest as I can to my interpretation of the character drawn directly from the text - but sometimes that means that I can’t include scenes that I want to because it feels off/out of character and that’s always disappointing. (also dialogue is just...something I really need to work on)
what are your top five songs right now? Ahhh see it changes on my day/mood but right now it’s probably
1. The Last Great American Dynasty - Taylor Swift 2. The Garden - Dua Lipa 3. Mirrorball - Taylor Swift 4. Icarus - Emma Blackery 5. Betty - Taylor Swift 
(taylor really blessed us with folklore...I’m in love)
what are your inspirations? Ahhh - there are many. First and foremost, The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak. It’s my favorite book for so many reasons, but it teaches me so much about writing and character development. Also Liesel and Rudy melt my heart every time. I also love all the songs listed above for inspiration, and I listen to I Get To Love You by Ruelle (it’s the Malec wedding song for any Shadowhuners fans out there!) whenever I write a really emotionally intense romantic scene. If you’re looking for amazing fic recs, I highly recommend all of HMS-Chill’s works (multi fandoms), clarkesbell, and DracoWillHearAboutThis on Ao3. Though not all of them write Bellarke/the 100, if you are in any of their fic fandoms, I highly recommend checking them out because they are fantastic writers!
what first attracted you to Bellarke? what attracts you now? Honestly? #1 - their development. I love enemies to lovers with my whole heart, but I honestly didn’t see Bellarke as romantic until the 2x05 hug where I was just hit with a wave of OMG THEY BELONG TOGETHER!!! Seriously, though, the fact that they go from enemies, to grudging allies, to co-leaders, to partners, to friends, to best friends, to soulmates just makes my heart go !!!! - Also they have insane chemistry, and that certainly doesn’t hurt. What attracts me to them now is much the same, but also how much they care about each other. They’d go to the ends of the earth to save one another, and it just blows me away how powerful their screen time is, even when their scenes together have become so rare. I also don’t thinkI’m ever getting over 6x10. I swear my heart actually stopped beating when I watched it live the first time. 
BESIDES Bellarke, what character or pairing do you like best on t100? Ha! Umm, I actually really like Murven, both platonically and romantically. Their journey might not be as well developed as Bellarke’s but it is still a powerful one hinging on love and forgiveness. I love how Lindsey/Richard play off of each other on screen - it’s such a joy to watch! I’ve also loved the Octavia/Indra dynamic, but it’s kinda been tabled in recent seasons which is sad :(
why did you decide to start writing for bellarkefic-for-blm? Two reasons - 1) I wanted to do everything I could for BLM and it was so amazing that I could do that, and write works for my favorite show! 2) I was super curious about the prompts people would send in. My work right now is a modern day AU COVID fic where Bellamy and Clarke have to share a room together in an overcrowded hospital until one day Clarke disappears. It’s so different than what I usually write - bc I almost always write canon compliant/in universe fics - so it’s a nice challenge!
what’s your writing process like? Honestly it depends. For long/multi-chapter fics I try to plan out as much of it as I can, characters, plot, important moments, etc - even though I am not very good at planning. But for one-shots I tend to go off of emotion or feelings. Usually when I write one-shots, it’s because a particular line or moment in a book/movie/show really spoke out to me, and spurred this idea in my head. I always start with the line I want to get to at the heart of the fic and then write around it from there. I am definitely much more of a panster than a planner- which is why one-shots work much better for me!
what are some things you’d like to recommend? 1. The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. Also, All the Bright Places by Jennifer Niven, The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee, Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo, Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuinston, The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz. 2. Musicals! They can be amazing inspiration - my favorites are Les Mis, Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Six, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, Hadestown, Anastasia, Island Song, Newsies, & Tuck Everlasting! 3. TV Shows besides The 100 - Anne with an E, Shadowhunters (just pretend you haven’t read the books), French SKAM, Love Victor, HSMTMTS, Merlin, Lucifer, I think I’m just listing fandoms at this point 😂
Also, almost any Taylor Swift, Troye Sivan, Conan Gray, Dua Lipa, Emma Blackery or Harry Styles songs are amazing!
My handle is the same for everything - Twitter, Tumblr, Ao3, Wattpad (if anyone still uses that anymore), etc (RavenReyes0G). I also run a book review blog on Instagram which is @betweenthepagesandtea, so feel free to check that out too! Request a fic written by her via @bellarkefic-for-blm!
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bellarkewrites · 4 years
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We found love at a hopeless place
by cherry_enthusiast
this is the r/relationships Waffle House fight bellarke AU literally no one wanted that perfectly encompasses the absolute state of this fandom
waffle house server/ history student Bellamy vs med student to arts transfer student Clarke
Words: 5907, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The 100, The 100 (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Bellamy Blake, Clarke Griffin, John Murphy (The 100), Raven Reyes, overbearing finn, Octavia Blake, Lincoln (The 100)
Relationships: Bellamy Blake/Clarke Griffin, John Murphy/Raven Reyes, really just a bellarke crack fic with some background murven, except i usually ship memori, Bellarke - Relationship, murven, Bellamy Blake & John Murphy, Clarke Griffin & John Murphy, Octavia Blake/Lincoln, Clarke Griffin & Raven Reyes
Additional Tags: Bellarke, but bellarke crack fic, based on a text post from reddit i saw on twitter that was just too good to not adjust to bellarke, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Modern Era, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Alternate Universe - College/University, Bellamy Blake is a History & Mythology Nerd, Artist Clarke Griffin, Minor Character Death, Fluff, this is shoulder porn area
Read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3fU8FQT
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ao3feed-bellarke · 4 years
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We found love at a hopeless place
by cherry_enthusiast
this is the r/relationships Waffle House fight bellarke AU literally no one wanted that perfectly encompasses the absolute state of this fandom
waffle house server/ history student Bellamy vs med student to arts transfer student Clarke
Words: 5907, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The 100, The 100 (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Bellamy Blake, Clarke Griffin, John Murphy (The 100), Raven Reyes, overbearing finn, Octavia Blake, Lincoln (The 100)
Relationships: Bellamy Blake/Clarke Griffin, John Murphy/Raven Reyes, really just a bellarke crack fic with some background murven, except i usually ship memori, Bellarke - Relationship, murven, Bellamy Blake & John Murphy, Clarke Griffin & John Murphy, Octavia Blake/Lincoln, Clarke Griffin & Raven Reyes
Additional Tags: Bellarke, but bellarke crack fic, based on a text post from reddit i saw on twitter that was just too good to not adjust to bellarke, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Modern Era, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Alternate Universe - College/University, Bellamy Blake is a History & Mythology Nerd, Artist Clarke Griffin, Minor Character Death, Fluff, this is shoulder porn area
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/24196000
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kinetic-elaboration · 5 years
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August 13: Murphy/Raven, A Weaker Man Might Have Walked Away
Murven, Modern AU, ~600 words, for @easilydistractedbyfanfic
90s/2000s song inspo: #22, What a Girl Wants - Christina Aguilera
Why pick a Christina song when I had another number I could use? Because #113 was Heartbreaker by Mariah Carey and that seemed even harder.
I had a different idea for this but I thought it was too melancholy and then it ended up being melancholy anyway, so! Oh well!
Written for my series of 90s/2000s inspired fics, from my Nostalgic Childhood Music Playlist
My tag list: @ciewill @dealingdreams @shadowheron2013 @julyrubyrose @wonderland-promises @hanav @rycewritestrash @thelittlefanpire @musicnote902 @stonybnatural @earthgay2052   @fabianapvec a @bellarkehastakenovermylife , @bellarkewriting (lmk if you would like to be added to or deleted from this list)
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This isn't a breakup because they were never together. They just need to stop doing this: hooking up, usually at his place, but also the long text chains, and calling each other late at night. She needs to stop thinking of him as her go-to person. She needs some space.
Raven expects him to argue but that's just her ego talking—he's Murphy, so of course he doesn't. "Whatever you say, Reyes," he says, instead, leaning back into the corner where the headboard meets the wall and watching her get dressed for the last time. Murphy doesn't stare at her like other men stare. His gaze is harder to read. She sees desire in it but also something else, a lazy appreciation, a certain patience. It's late at night but she doesn't want to stay until morning. As she grabs her hoodie from the back of his desk chair, a long beam of headlights from the road glides across the room; the sound of a truck speeding by disturbs the silence. She'll miss the sound of traffic outside his window and the way he never asks her to stay or forces her to go, but she can't have any regrets, not now that her mind has is made up.
She figures he'll start seeing someone else before long, but he's either remarkably faithful or remarkably discreet. She doesn't even hear any rumors, and despite herself, she does ask.
For a while, she spends her weekends at home, works on projects, goes more often to the gym, takes on longer hours at work. Clears her mind, or tries to. "I don't understand what the problem is," Octavia says, once, after Raven throws her phone in the direction of the couch cushions ("Don't let me text him"), but she sounds so bored, no more than vaguely interested in Raven's love life, as ever, that Raven doesn't bother to respond. She sinks down into the armchair and props her heels up on the coffee table. Octavia flips another page in her magazine.
"I mean," she says, after a long while, "you seemed like you were having fun."
Raven stares up at the ceiling. She's too bone-tired to go searching for her phone.
"I guess the problem," she answers, "is that it felt too serious."
"Hmm." Octavia flips forward several more pages, scanning the columns of print. Her lips are a thin, judgmental line. "That's idiotic."
Raven could find another man, or a woman, and remind herself again what not-serious feels like, because it's been a while. Nothing with Murphy felt fleeting or random. Not even the intense but shallow love she had for her high school boyfriend, a boy she'd briefly thought she'd burn the whole world for, turned her inside out like drinking a post-dinner coffee in the narrow little cafe with the dim lights, and the deep couches, and Murphy's arm around her, and the low buzz of conversation between them fizzing out into a deep but pleasant quiet. Moments like that scared her. Made her feel like maybe she was a person who was capable of loving after all.
And maybe at night with the window open, listening to the wind blow hard and violent, threatening an early autumn storm, she imagines that she'll find her way back to that feeling again, but wiser this time, braver, unafraid. She imagines that he'll still be waiting for her.
She turns her phone around and around in her hand.
Hey Murphy?
Doesn't expect a response. But maybe that's her ego, too. She sees him typing, and she turns on her side, toward the window, breathing in the violent humidity of the air.
hey reyes
She imagines that he hasn't given up on her. And maybe, in this bit of quiet optimism, she is right.
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whitetrashjj · 6 years
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Lara’s birthday mutual appreciation rant
Anyway as of 50 minutes ago, it’s my birthday and I’ve been playing tennis all day so naturally, I’m drunk.  
So feeling the love and affection right now, I thought why not show some appreciation to all my mutuals who are amazing and I love. 
there is a good chance I’ll regret this when I’m sober but lets take that gamble
Let’s start with a blanket statement, which is how happy even having mutuals makes me. Things from seeing my mutuals on my dash to seeing my posts on my dash and even just seeing that little *reblogged from* you thing makes me smile. Every time any of you say my name in your tags, it just remind me that you are real people and that I am real and some how I am connected to all these amazing people from around the world. i don’t even care if sometimes you have to check my description to remember my name
Having an outlet where I can share my thoughts and feelings on these stupid things I get obsessed with is amazing, and the fact that even one of you would listen to my stupid rants means the most to. I honestly think this is something we take for granted and some times we focus to much on the negative but tonight we are sharing the love, because we need more of that in this world. 
In all honesty I don’t talk to many of you, and the ones that I do it’s only been once or twice. Please don’t take this the wrong way, mostly I think that I’m not that interesting, so why would you want to talk to me ? If I ever drop out of a conversation randomly it’s because I think I’m boring you and I don’t want to bother you even if you messaged me first . If I never message you first I promise it’s not because I don’t want to talk, but more my brain tells me you only wanted to talk once about that specific topic and then never wanted to interact again. But I promise if you want to talk to me, I’m always game.
That fact that you all continue to follow me and support me even when i’m posting and talking shit, or go through phases of shows that you don’t watch, or post about characters or ship that you don’t like, or sometimes actively hate (*cough*murven*cough*), really does mean alot in this small little world and i want to thank all of you for it... 
Now onto some specifics... in no particular order 
@clarkegriffintitties - i followed you because of you’re url because eternal mood, lets be real. I’m pretty sure I’ve told you this before, another drunk lara declaration, but not a single regret because you are officially my #1 crush, according to Tumblr. So keep doing your thang boo !
@eizagonzalezs - oh meg, a fellow cora hale stan. the literal reason I started watching the 100, you know back in the day when i thought they were canon and their names were the other way around. and ofcourse one of my murvensource gals. follow forever and eternal devotion !
@madigriffen - my other murvensource gal! i’m eternal grateful for you kat because I no longer feel like I’m single handedly coming out with murven content! im both shocked and impressed how quickly you have gained followers, but not at all surprised because you deserve every single on of them.
@blarke - maggie. you gave me this url. and that should be enough to express how much i appreciate you. but it’s not. you love for the boys from my old url, gendry and bell will always be remembered. and i wish you came and talked to me sooner because i honestly can’t remember what it’s like not to follow you, they must have been dark times. ALSO when I was stalking your about page when i first followed you i noticed our birthdays were one day apart, same year and all (different time zones but whatever) and that really excited me, so happy late birthday and hope you’re pumped for your 20′s!
@clarkebell - without a doubt one of my favourite mutuals. can i say, even though you seem like the sweetest most approachable people you intimidate the hell out of me. because you are pretty af, seem so cool and are all around just amazing. also i always love a fellow aussie, you are a blues supporter but i guess i can let that slide 
@starboybellamy - i feel the thing i will always associate with you is the ‘my husband doesn’t understand the meaning of fucking hurry’ text post because it was the most unintentionally blarke thing ever. i always live for you’re bfsn, partly because you’re usually drinking and/or drunk and i respect that, mainly because you are gorgeous ..
@bellofthesky - i followed you because tumblr wouldn’t stop recommending you’re blog. and for once they got something right! despite me not having followed you for very long (5th most recent follow) you are one of my top 9 tumblr crushes. basically, i feel you’re content boo so keep it up xx
@bellarkes-hope - how long have we been mutuals? about a month. how long have i thought we’ve been mutuals? like all year. not much to say other than i dropped the ball, I've corrected that mistake and i’m now out here living my best life will you on my dash
@bb-8 - have i watched a single star wars movie? nope. did i squeal with excitement for you when you got this url? of-fucking-course! cody, you are the queen of icons and an amazing person. and anyone who loves anne bonny as much as i do will always be loved and respected in this house
@sanssa - a multifandom blog that is actually consistently multifandom? sorcery or just an icon? maybe both. Kyra, i feel like you were out there giving me love and supporting me back when i barely had any mutuals and for that you will always have a special place in my heart. i will admit i lost you for a minute there with url changes but i found you again of course you just moved to a different sansa stark url 
@blueshirtbell - Isla you are probably the person who uses my name in the tags the most often and every time it makes me feel warm and fuzzy. also you’re comments on my bfsn are always so sweet and make me smile. you truely are a great person and i feel like everyone in you’re life is better off for it
@bellamynochillblake - you’re ship and let ship attitude is truly an inspiration, and lets be honest a massive relief at times when this fandom can become a negative mess! 
@jarleene - as the author of some of my fave murven fics you will always deserve a special mention. when i saw you updated crazy recently i couldn’t stop smiling. that fic has been a slow process but worth every wait, i couldn’t care less if it ever gets finished because even having any of it is truly a gift!
@hvitserkk - desirae, you followed me soon after i followed you. why? i’ll never know. but you’re url alone is enough reason to love you. in this brief time i’ve already learnt so much from you about colourings and you are always my first stop to learn more! and eternal thank yous for getting me onto animal kingdom
@lieutenantshaw - im? not? worthy? im not sure why i feel this way.. maybe it’s the amazing edits or the whole aesthetic or maybe that your whole blog seems well thought out and clean and i feel like you looking at my blog would kinda be like that ‘damn bitch you live like this?’ picture.. do you feel like you’re blog is like that ? idk,, but if you are happy following me you do you cause it makes me feel good :)
the rest of my mutals - not because i love you less or don’t have anything to say about you but simply because i’m coming down, i’m tired and lazy as all fuck.
if you want a paragraph about why you are amazing swing into my ask box because i guarantee you I’ve got one ;)
@bellammy @p-tonkins @halfbloodduchess @the-most-beautiful-broom @octannibal-blake @failing-at-being-an-angel @diyozaa @niylvh @blakes-griffin @joncthanmurphy @johnmurphe @pandalandalopalis @izzycheeese @grumpymonty @tracylorde @bellamyblakesass @clarkesgrfin @a-timely-interruption @clorkegriffin @platonic-bellarke @abugonahotplate @smoakedvigilanties @beelarkes @inajohncriminalway @kaymarie195 @vixiously @otakujess @harpersmcintyred @the100lunarsship @vulgarvixen4 @head-and-heart @the-ships-to-rule-them-all @deadshotbellamy @fuckitforgendry @spaaleb 
a few things before i go to bed..
if you read your paragraph and gone ‘damn girl that aint me’, so sorry i am drunk and easily confused 
if i have tagged you and you are no longer/never was a mutual, many apologies and best of luck in your future endeavours
if you don’t like this feel free to completely ignore it, i wont mind :)
much love, drunk lara x
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mionesgaze · 4 years
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Murphy and Raven: *walking up to each other*
Murphy and Raven: *doing this long, complicated handshake*
Raven: *deadpan* you're a disgusting cockroach, I hate you so much, Murphy
Murphy: I've never met someone more annoying or rude. You're the worst, Raven
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niytavia · 5 years
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Murphy takes Raven to the lake for her first swim....
"I can't-" Raven shrugged, gesturing to her leg and looking anywhere but at John, who was nearly naked except his boxers. "My brace will rust."
"That's the perfect thing about swimming, Reyes," he teased with a splash, though not aiming directly at her. "It's like spacewalking, but even better. Gravity is different here, you won't need a brace. I promise."
His words nearly had her convinced, but it was his shit-eating grin that did her in.
"What do you say, Reyes? You and me in zero g?"
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sarcastic-dogood · 7 years
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Murven text post AU where Raven and Roan are dating and Murphy schemes to break them up because HE SAW HER FIRST AND THAT ICE NATION BASTARD HAD NO RIGHT TO ASK HER ON A DATE BEFORE HE DID! 😉
The Island of Misfit Delinquents
10:09 am
Caw Caw Little Birdy: WHO’S GOT TWO THUMBS, A SEXY RED DRESS, AND A HOT DATE WITH ROAN AZGEDA TONIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
Murph-Man: Your mom?
Caw Caw Little Birdy: THIS GIRL
Caw Caw Little Birdy: Dammit Murphy
Caw Caw Little Birdy: You fun-sucking, last-piece-of-pizza snatcher, lotioned foot slipping around in a sock, uncouth garbage human, son of a bitch
Blake 1: You’ve gotten real creative with your insults lately
Blake 2: Rey just shit on your entire life son
Commander Clarke: #loveofmylife
Blake 1: #rude
Caw Caw Little Birdy: ANYWAY
Caw Caw Little Birdy: Roan’s got it all planned out He’s picking me up at seven and we’re going to a fancy dinner and a show. There’s also talk about getting coffee as we leisurely stroll back to my apartment under the light of a thousand brilliant stars, conversing about interesting topics 
Murph-Man: Roan Azgeda: A modern day Jane Austen
Blake 2: Calm yo tits, Mr. Darcy
Commander Clarke: Murphy is SUCH a Darcy
Murphy-Man: Wut
Blake 1: Clarke is Jane Bennet and I’m Mr. Bingley
Blake 2: I’ve always wanted to be a snotty society lady
Blake 2: Count me in as Caroline Bingley 
Murph-Man: I actually hate you all????
Caw Caw Little Birdy: I’M LIZZIE BENNET
Caw Caw Little Birdy: Watch me read all the books and slay men’s hearts with a slightly haughty attitude
Caw Caw Little Birdy: I deserve more than to be married off to a rich man I don’t love to save my father’s estate 
Commander Clakre: ^^^ Same
Blake 2: ^^^ My new Instagram bio 
Blake 1 + Murph-Man
10:40 am
Blake 1: So……
Blake 1: How you doing with all this?
Blake 1: And by this, I mean Raven and Roan
Blake 1: And by Raven and Roan I, of course, mean them dating 
Blake 1: Murphy?
Murph-Man: Sorry I can’t guzzle vodka and text at the same time
Blake 1: It’s not even noon dude
Murph-Man: Then I’ll put the vodka in some orange juice
Murph-Man: Make some toast
Murph-Man: Call it brunch
Murph-Man: Like a middle-aged rich white woman
Blake 1: Buddy…… no
The Island of Misfit Delinquents
12:34 pm
Caw Caw Little Birdy: When you actually care about how this date will go so you shave your legs
Blake 1: Wow, when should we expect to receive the invitations to your wedding?
Murph-Man: Too much work. Just wear sweatpants and call it done
Commander Clarke: Darcy strikes again
Misson imPOSSIBLE 
2:15 pm
Blake 2 added King Azgeda to the group chat
Blake 2: Plan is working perfectly
Blake 2: Or WAS
Commander Clarke: Don’t be passive aggressive to my boyfriend 
Caw Caw Little Birdy: Yeah just be flat out aggressive towards him
Blake 1: Well maybe next time we try and secretly try and set up our friends, yOU GUYS WON’T BASE THE PLAN AROUND ME TRYING TO COMFORT PEOPLE
King Azgeda: Our first mistake
Blake 1: Roan you absolute winter coat made out of Wookie fur
Blake 1: Fight me 
King Azgeda: With pleasure
Blake 2: #TeamRoan
Commander Clarke: (I-think-tf-not-you-trickass-bitch.jpeg)
 Caw Caw Little Birdy: FOCUS YOU BUNCH OF MEME DUNCES 
Caw Caw Little Birdy: We WANT Murphy to come and try to stop the date. Not be drunk off his ass
Blake 1: Before we all start yelling at me again, I DID fix things
Blake 1: Miller is covering Murphy’s shift at the precinct tonight. Jasper and Monty are on their way with coffee and the world’s greasiest burgers to sober Murphy up
Blake 2: Then Bell and I will go over right around the time Roan picks Raven up and trick Murphy into sabotaging the date
King Azgeda: And double check him for weapons before he leaves for said sabotage 
King Azgeda: That’s important 
The Island of Misfit Delinquents
6:43 pm
Caw Caw Little Birdy: I look bomb if I do say so myself
Blake 2: Yeahhhhhhhhhh Rey
Blake 2: Get. Some. ;) 
Commander Clarke: Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Murphy-Man: Bow-chicka-bow-wow?
Murph-Man: My eyes have been sinned upon
Commander Clarke: SEND A PIC OF YOUR DRESS
Caw Caw Little Birdy: (Date-Night.jpeg)
Blake 1: Our little girl is all grown up
Commander Clarke: 21 years of sleepless nights, blood, sweat and tears… All for this moment
Caw Caw Little Birdy: Thanks mom and dad
Murph-Man: You look really really pretty Rey 
Mission imPOSSIBLE
8:09 pm
King Azgeda: We should have picked a restaurant that served an actual meal
Caw Caw Little Birdy: What even are these portions
Caw Caw Little Birdy: My name is a bird, but I do NOT eat like one
Blake 2: Murphy has left Casa De La Sadness and is on the move
Blake 2: I repeat, on the MOVE
Blake 1: dfsjghorejgirjgjbfdk 
Blake 1: I FORGOT TO TAKE THE BASEBALL BAT OUT OF HIS CAR
Caw Caw Little Birdy: FAILamy Blake 
Murph-Man + Nathan Miller
8:58
Murph-Man: Hey man what beat are you patrolling tonight?
Nathan Miller: The usual 
Murph-Man: That’s good
Nathan Miller: These vague texts aren’t tho
Murph-Man: If you want to pass a polygraph, you drive really slow to the Dropship Theater and you do NOT look closely at the face of the man with the baseball bat when that call comes out
Nathan Miller: WTF 
Mission imPOSSIBLE
9:24 pm
Commander Clarke: I’m stationed at the coffee shop across from the theater
Commander Clarke: Also, this coffee tastes like piss so it’s a good thing this whole date is fake because if I were Raven and Roan bought me coffee from this place?
Commander Clarke: I’d dump it all over that nice-ass suit and there would be NO second date
King Azgeda: wow ok
Blake 1: I’m in love?????
Blake 2: Murphy’s on the move
Blake 2: And by move, I mean he iS HAULING ASS WITH A BASEBALL BAT SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
Blake 1: I’m stuck in traffic what’s happening !!!!!!!!!?
Commander Clarke: Roan looks like a gallant European prince 
Commander Clarke: Murphy looks like a disheveled…. Well just like straight up disheveled in a big old grandpa sweater and dark jeans
Blake 2: Roan snatched that bat from Murphy right quick
Blake 1: Catch them hands too lmao
Blake 2: You right lols
Commander Clarke: We’re like all sitting together watching this right now? And we’re texting each other?
King Azgeda: Raven dragged Murphy back around to the parking lot so they could scream at each other in private. And make out
King Azgeda: (my-longest-yeah-boi-ever.jpeg)
Blake 2: You’ve done well young grasshopper 
Blake 1: Yeah come across the street and I’ll buy you a cup of coffee as a thank you 
King Azgeda: The same coffee your girlfriend said tasted like piss?
Blake 1: That’d be the one
The Island of Misfit Delinquetns 
11:02 pm
Caw Caw Little Birdy: (We-Cute-AND-an-Offical-Couple.jpeg)
Blake 1: Murphy flipping the camera off as you guys kiss is everything I expected your relationship to be 
Blake 2: AWWWWWWW!!!!! TOGETHER AT LAST
Blake 2: My skin is clear, my bank account is full, an angel delicately plays the harp in the background 
Commander Clarke: YOU GUYS CAN DOUBLE DATE WITH ME AND BELL
Murph-Man: Pass
Blake 1: Pass
Caw Caw Little Birdy: Sometimes I’m jealous over how in sync you guys are
Blake 2: *added King Azgeda to Island of Misfit Delinquents*
King Azgeda: Happy for you guys!
Murph-Man: I could have done without the emotional trauma tho tbh
Murph-Man: I’m only 178 pounds of delicate pale skin and sarcasm
Murph-Man: I’m fragile
Caw Caw Little Birdy: It was the only way
Blake 2: We knew your anger would win over your pride
King Azgeda: Why confess your feelings when you can try and beat the fake boyfriend with a baseball bat and hope your point gets across as you shatter the competitions knees?
Blake 2: I would have intervened before he shattered your knees
King Azgeda: Thanks babe
Blake 2: NVWIPVNHPIVHFVNFUGFNROKAETR
Commander Clarke: YOOOOOOOOOOOO 
Caw Caw Little Birdy: I KNEW WE FORGOT SOMETHING
Caw Caw Little Birdy: It was supposed to go- Go on Fake date, Murphy confesses his feelings (finally) and Octavia somehow breaks the news to her brother that she’s daTING ROAN
Blake 2: I was going to buy him a history book and get him about three glasses of fancy wine deep before I told him
Blake 2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King Azgeda: …….. well this is awkward
Blake 1: YOU OVERGROWN SCRUFFY LOOKIN, FUR COAT WEARING, WANNABE WARRIOR PRINCE OF SOME APOCALYPTIC UNIVERSE 
Blake 1: I WILL FUCK YOU UP
Commander Clarke: Guys you gotta break stuff to him gently he has the heart of an 87-year-old man
Caw Caw Little Birdy: He’s gonna go BOOM
Blake 1: DON’T TOUCH MY SISTER
Murph-Man: I’d actually like to retract my earlier statement about double dates and propose a TRIPPLE date instead 
Murph-Man: I think that would be good for our friend group 
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alicelexi · 7 years
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No need to tag the ships in your hate post lol lots of us have no problem with what you or other people ship we just wanna be in peace and not see hate on our dashes because we track the tag for our favourite ship.
so, you want me to take care and be mindful of YOUR ship but you can't be mindful and take care of MY ship? okay.
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ao3feed-the100 · 4 years
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We found love at a hopeless place
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3fU8FQT
by cherry_enthusiast
this is the r/relationships Waffle House fight bellarke AU literally no one wanted that perfectly encompasses the absolute state of this fandom
waffle house server/ history student Bellamy vs med student to arts transfer student Clarke
Words: 5907, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The 100, The 100 (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Bellamy Blake, Clarke Griffin, John Murphy (The 100), Raven Reyes, overbearing finn, Octavia Blake, Lincoln (The 100)
Relationships: Bellamy Blake/Clarke Griffin, John Murphy/Raven Reyes, really just a bellarke crack fic with some background murven, except i usually ship memori, Bellarke - Relationship, murven, Bellamy Blake & John Murphy, Clarke Griffin & John Murphy, Octavia Blake/Lincoln, Clarke Griffin & Raven Reyes
Additional Tags: Bellarke, but bellarke crack fic, based on a text post from reddit i saw on twitter that was just too good to not adjust to bellarke, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Modern Era, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Alternate Universe - College/University, Bellamy Blake is a History & Mythology Nerd, Artist Clarke Griffin, Minor Character Death, Fluff, this is shoulder porn area
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3fU8FQT
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