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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Bellamy: i am above all of you
Bellamy: my determination, ability, wiseness, smartness, intelligence, knowledge, and eagerness triumph over all of you
Bellamy: as the most mature, advanced, talented-
Clarke: hey, i got your mcdonalds happy meal
Bellamy: grEAT, time for lunch
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Ron: a steak pun is a rare medium
Harry: well done.
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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JJ *banging a pen against the table*: WHY. WON'T. YOU. WORK
Kiara: hey, how would you feel if i banged you against the table
JJ: WELL I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T WE FIND OUT?
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Bellamy:
Clarke:
Murphy: i don't care about romance but even i must concede that the heart’s sole purpose is not just to pump blood
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Hermione: *getting down on one knee* will you marry me?
Ron: *whispering to Harry* is she flirting with me?
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Stiles: *drunk* do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?
Scott: do you get sad because you don't have wings?
Stiles: *tearing up* every day
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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- Hermione introducing new first-year Gryffindors -
Hermione: and here is our common room!
- inside common room -
Ginny: *throwing books at George* GO PUT ON A DIAPER AND SUCK YOUR STUPID THUMB
George: *sobbing* YOUR VOICE IS HIGHER THAN MY MONTHLY SALARY
Fred: *on the other side of the common room* OMG DINNER TABLE SO SEXY
Seamus: *running down from the boys' dormitory* EYY, WE BALDING
Harry: *exploding from behind the fireplace* WHO PUT EUROPEAN OR POLITICS IN THE FAMILY MIX?
Hermione: ...
Hermione: *closes door*
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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- Hermione replying to an MIT rejection letter -
Hermione: Dear MIT,
I have completed my review of your rejection letter. While I am impressed with your rejection reasons, I, under careful consideration, have decided not to accept your rejection letter.
Please understand that this is not a negative response to your rejection letter, but rather a reflection of my own unique choices.
I appreciate you giving me a rejection letter and wish you the best in all your future rejection letters.
I will see you at the start of the semester.
Sincerely,
Hermione Granger
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Raven: what is one thing you hate the most
Murphy: when waiters ask “are you done with that” when there's no food left on my plate
Murphy: like “no, I'm gonna eat the plate too”
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Harry: if Ron were to work at a bakery would that make him a ginger bread man?
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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- James walking into his kitchen -
Lily: why are you all wet?
James: there was a puddle
Lily: so?
James: … it was a puddle
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Bellamy: thank you for agreeing to see me
Clarke: I didn't, you literally just barged in
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mionesgaze · 3 years
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Interviewer: how would you describe yourself
James: verbally, usually, but i have also choreographed a dance, would you like to see it?
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mionesgaze · 4 years
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Raven: do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you're funny, because you're failing at both
Murphy: what? No, I tell jokes to make myself laugh because I know I'm funny
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mionesgaze · 4 years
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Percy: look, if I focus my whole attention on something, I could be really smart
Annabeth: ok then why don't you
Percy: I dont feel like it
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mionesgaze · 4 years
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Hermione: *sees a couple teenagers doing something stupid*
Hermione: ugh, what idiots
Hermione: *realizes it’s Harry and Ron*
Hermione: wait those are my idiots
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mionesgaze · 4 years
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Percy: my fellow yees and yahs, thank you for gathering here today-
Annabeth: just tell us the battle plan already
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