#nah bruv

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

"What the hell am I looking at?"

Sis I was about to ask YOU the same thing!!!!!

Cause who the hell is that!!!!!! Call me J. Jonah because I'll pulling this shit off the presses. This should not be in stores. People paid to see that.

Catch that mfer walking around HQ This the looks he getting

That ain't no Hobie that's a Hobart. That's a Barnie. I'm calling him Bart cause that's not no hobie no siree

#even Hobie 138 is like nah bruv Diane about to start crying we have to go #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk

[imsiriuslyreading]

i’ve been having the best fuckin time lately. i read only the brave and then you signed up for this, followed up by a brief history of dragons. then everybody hates a tourist and now way down we go.

all the while i’m reading atyd sirius pov and the cadence of part time poets.

AND I KEEP BEING BLESSED WITH GIANT REMU FAN ART.

like sorry this is it my life won’t get better than this i’m sure of it? perhaps it’s time to pull a reggie so it can’t go downhill if you catch my drift

#wolfstar #lanas crying again #harry potter fanfiction #remus lupin #sirius black #atyd #tcoptp #drarry #dramatic? nah #it’s not looking good bruv

[vizziefizzie]

More SS Ethan doodles cuz this somehow always manages to inspire me.

#still gonna push the homieshipping agenda #trainer ethan #pokemon #vizzie doodles #homieshipping #rival silver #trainer silver #trainer kris #trainer lyra #ethan is so fun to draw istg #he is so skrunkly #my blorbo #the litle tiepnsy so adornale and cutest tootsit #sorry #shut up vizzie #im still gonna tag as huntershipping... but soon... nah bruv its gonna be homieshipping only #like im sorry but the name huntershipping is so invalid and makes 0 sense #huntershipping

[shadowedvales]

jane’s appearance vastly changes after season one. her face, features and overall mannerisms begin majorly altering from what we see in canon, versus my own interpretation of her.

hair. we love the curls. <3 but when her hair first starts growing in, the sensation is so foreign to her, and it resembles something akin to phantom pain. she hates it. the feeling that something is there when it shouldn’t be. her scalp is incredibly sensitive, and in the beginning, she does not take care of it in the way that she should. after the first three months, hopper has to cut a relatively large chunk out of the left side, because she hasn’t been brushing it, or tending to it, and it becomes a matted, strangled mess. then it becomes uneven, which she hates even more, so she asks him to cut the rest off and she basically starts from square one again. overtime she does properly tend to it, but it’s only about five months after the cut from hopper, does she get used to the feeling, and come to appreciate her curls. jane always has curly hair. when it starts growing out more, it becomes wavy rather than ringlets. never once in her life does she pick up a hair straightener. not to even test it out. her hair becomes so important to her, that the thought of something happening to it (ie a hot device burning it all off) really worries her.

scarring. it’s already pretty established on this blog that closing the gate affected jane physically and mentally more than the series portrayed. (meta found here!) those veins that appear on her face whilst closing the gate, also form patterns across her entire body; hands, feet, legs, stomach. although they all do fade overtime, the markings on her left hand, and around her neck never disappear. while she hates them, hates that the upside down has physically scarred her, she never attempts to cover them up.

teeth. between seasons three and four, jane gets braces. like her hair, it takes a long time for her to properly tend to her teeth, brush them regularly and understand they need constant upkeep. in the lab, these things were all done for her, and she became very accustomed to not having to do it herself. her overall hygiene is relatively bad during her time in the cabin. i love millie’s vampire teeth, and keep them canon, but i also imagine her bottom centre teeth to be rather crooked. after her first trip to the dentist, she needs to have three teeth extracted due to them rotting. they’re all in the back though, so the gaps are not very noticeable.

posture. her back is always ridiculously straight, having near perfect posture, especially for a child her age. stemming from the fact that she was given no opportunity to slouch or fully relax while in the lab.

skin. jane is extremely pale. she has a vitamin d deficiency due to her lack of exposure to sunlight, and if she’s in the sun too long without proper protection, she burns incredibly fast. jane also hates make-up. she hates the way it makes her face feel. sometimes she will wear lip gloss; on very special occasions she may wear mascara, but that's the extent of it. the most make-up she ever wore in her life was when she was part of kali's gang. skincare falls under the same category of her hair and teeth: it was done for her in the lab, so she's not used to doing it herself. things like shaving, moisturising and plucking her eyebrows etc do not become of interest to her until her early twenties.

strength / muscle. jane has poor motor function and development as a result of growing up so sheltered to physical activity. her muscle development is very minimal and she has little coordination between her mind and physical movement. ie, hand-ball requires use of both mind and action: when to bounce the ball and an intended destination. she struggles with hand - eye coordination, and it would take her much longer to succeed in any sort of activity such as this given the lack of experience. in terms of fitness, she would be very behind in her age range, and would not be able to run very far before getting tired. she is only successful in this sort of area when she’s running on adrenaline.

eyes. jane experiences temporary blindness when she returns from the void. this gets better overtime as she comes into the strength of her powers and no longer needs the bath / blindfold / picture of somebody to find them, but sometimes it does still happen. when this does occur, her eyes turn a bright white, losing their pigmentation. her sight always returns within a half hour, but sometimes that sheer white lingers for days. she can see, but her actual hues can take a while to fade back in.

hands. the middle and thumb nail on her right hand became completely rotten from frostbite during her month living in the snow, and they no longer grow. her hand was immobile for a good few weeks, but it did end up healing for the most part, aside from the two nails. and those fingers do cramp up sometimes. she likes to wear nail polish frequently to hide the black rot, but the skin and cuticle always has a blue/black tinge.

jewellery. jane actually wears a decent amount of jewellery! she loves wearing fancy clips and bows in her hair, alongside colourful scrunchies. she always wears a simple silver chain around her neck, with an opal pendant which belonged to terry, gifted to her by andrew. she never takes it off except for when she’s sleeping (as one night she woke up with it all tangled tightly around her neck). she loves wearing multiple bracelets and rings at one time, and has a fancy jewellery box that she thrifted from downtown hawkins which stores her growing collection of accessories. jane does have her ears pierced! it was one of the first things she did when starcourt mall opened— nancy took her to get them done. it’s very rare you’ll find jane without at least three rings on, and a pair of fancy earrings in her ears. even if the situation doesn’t call for fancy jewellery, you can bet she’ll show up in it.

#STUDY. #i will never not be annoyed that the d*ffers had jane close the gate. #and then had no repercussions afterwards. #like. when i first watched that scene the night it aired. i fully thought she was gonna die. #but then a month later?? all was good?? nah bruv. #her clothes are very s3 based though! that style was so so perfect for jane. #loud vibrant colours mixing with her jewellery. #we do not talk abt her s4 fashion in this household! #i will probably add more onto this later as my jane muse is starting to get real high again. #but yeah. i can picture her SO CLEARLY in my head. #i need an actress who LOOKS LIKE THIS.

[geooooooorge]

NOT NEYMAR ADDRESSING ALL THE FAT SLANDER BY LIFTING HIS SHIRT UP I LOVE HIM

#its so ridiculous cuz he wore ONE baggy tshirt and everyone was like nah he got fat #first of all thats not fat bruv #second of all mind your own business #and third of all thank you neymar for posting that #correct #<3333

[paintbrushnebula]

Playing around in the Sketchbook w/ art markers

oh that's root beer in Gwen's glass btw, it's just that she's been told it's alcoholic and is fully convinced she's absolutely hammered, that silly lil' gooby shnoobert

#art #sketchbook #my art #gwen stacy #spider gwen #Pav: should we tell her? #Hobie: nah bruv hammered Gwen is peak Gwen #miles: you guys are jerks >:(

[purepastrnak]

jakub lauko keeping his place on the short list of tolerable people on twitter

#nah but amazing commentary bruv so true #boston bruins #bruins lb #txt #tweets #jakub lauko #idk how to tag this one

[todayisafridaynight]

sorry ill admit it ryuji asking daigo out on a takoyaki date's still one of the funniest bits from rggo

#snap chats #LIKE ILL BE 100 I DONT FW RYUDA| AT ALL BUT GOD THATS STILL FUNNY #imagine hearin bout this bloke kickin all your boys' asses and once you meet him youre just like Heyyy.... Pretty Sick. So How Bout It-- #and bruv just looks at you like youre wicked as hell for even suggestin that ENOUGH #kick his ass and get him planted with a firearms charge smh the AUDACITY. of some men #dont go on a takoyaki date with them and now youre in prison for the next decade !!!!!!! #funny as hell that onea daigo's goons was gonna arm him but he was like Nah...... Nah That Aint It.... #one timeline or another bro gettin booked with a gun in his jacket thats so goofy #anyway. im gonna attempt to brighten my mood im tired of being downtrodden all weekBYE

[mewkwota]

Okay finally I managed some sketches prompted by dialogue that Julius has said in Aria of Sorrow. He’s such a serious guy, I didn’t have too much (extreme) expressions to work with, but that’s also a good challenge in itself.

I also forgot his coat was another challenge for me.

#'oh was that why you drew him with it earlier?' nah #I just wanted to see his guns out #I think I got a good feel for him from playing the game to consider how he could be built #at least I was able to show his usual and serious modes in his eyes here :> #doodle-daas #castlevania #julius belmont #oh bruv I just realized I've been making julius' bangs too long-- #I may adjust it but at least he still looks cute

[bokutizer]

my brain when I'm free and have time to write : -no ideas -no inspiration -no motivation -the language english what is? when I should be focusing on something that my future is likely to depend on aka my education : -EU-motherfucking-REKA -one. idea. after. the. other.

#it's a curse #love is the most twisted curse? #nah bruv I don't think so #writing IS #{bee's talk}

[cutemothman]

my friends are coming to town this weekend i stg if they try to make me watch anime i'm making them sleep outside

#i just #i cant get into animated stuff #idk it just holds no emotional connect for me so im like #ok those are some neat drawings #and then i move on with my life #i can sense them trying to gang up on me #nah we dont play that way at MY HOUSE #like one of these friends i love her to death but i watched a whole season of aot #and i was like nah not my thing #and she kept trying to convince me to give it another shot #like bruv i watched AN ENTIRE SEASON #chrissy.txt

[steelycunt]

im the guy They pay to climb into all your paper aeroplanes and pilot them for you. without me Theyd never be able to keep up this fanciful illusion that theyre being propelled by your silly little designs and flimsy command of the air to which you all so desperately cling

#you think that was the air carrying them? you think it was that complicated wing flap you spent fifteen minutes #on? nah bruv check the cockpit im in there. down in that cock. pit. for realsies. im carrying the ego of our entire society on my back #every time i clock in for a shift. youd know nothing about that. youre not even small enough to fit in a paper aeroplane are you #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again #im hungry i want to make pasta but i. dont have any tea twoels girls

[mqlaren]

one of my American bros is heading over to the ends England for a holiday and my guy has some serious fears about the trip

#I can't stop laughing ffssssss #Bruv is really skressing abt it too I'm creasing #Nah Americans are a different breed 😭

[itsjustpoopeh]

my hot take is that i think Isaac should have a homophobia issue actually. he should have a bias that he has to think about and overcome. i don’t want the narrative to be “it’s silly for queer people to be hesitant or afraid of coming out to their friends” because that’s condescending and inaccurate. sometimes you lose friends for it! i don’t want that to happen, but the likelihood of a straight man who’s been in professional male athletics for years having some homophobic tendencies he needs to address is very high! just like some of them had to address their misogynistic tendencies in the latest episode! it is not bad writing for that to be shown!

#ted lasso spoilers #and yes it would be perfectly fine for him to correct himself within one episode #y'all keep saying it's a disservice to the story for resolutions not to be stretched out #but then with this story line that hasn't been resolved since the third episode i keep hearing 'they should address it in the same episode' #nah fam you don't get it both ways #next week they gon deal with their shit and i don't wanna hear y'all moving goalposts again #some of y'all act like homophobia is just the extreme westboro end of 'god hates fags' or w/e #no it's also the daily microagressions #the ones straight ppl don't even recognize #the ones we have *seen isaac commit* #colin may not want apologies but i bet he'd like his friends to stop saying 'that's so gay bruv' #that's the kind of shit i mean #ted lasso #richmond till we die

[justtuesdays]

Did your parents name you Tuesday, or did you pick it out yourself? No hate, I’m just genuinely curious.

if it weren’t for my mum i would’ve been named sunday if she let my grand pops have his way. and as cool as it would’ve been to name myself tuesday, i didn’t. my cousin gave me the name and i’ve been tuesday ever since.

#my govt name is just that my govt name #at home i don’t go by that name #so why go by that on tumblr #ewww #nah im tuesday #and bruv I’m all about curiosity #tuesdays: asks

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

ALRIGHT I FOUND IT

I FOUND THE PICTURE

THERE

dude just fucking GRABS bachira by the tittie

and i find this scene absolutely fucking hilarious

i mean. look at my dude's face. mäns fucking bamboozled

and the other guy's just.

he just is.

like. brother in christ you dont just grab bachira's tittie like that

and like. it looks like a pretty forceful grab too. (or shove whatever)

you can see the. the things.

those.

like, bro. that's gotta hurt män. even though bachira's male, it's still gotta hurt. a lot. maybe im assuming, maybe i just know.

but it's gotta hurt.

#nah bruv i cant get over this scene #the GRAB #i mean. i know it's a shove #but to my eyes it looks like a grab #sir. i would kill to be in your position #*cough* letmegrabbachiralikethat *cough* #but for real tho #bachira's face really just went: ??? #im having a field day with this manga lol #its just that good #the art slaps SO hard #and the main character actually grows like a normal human being #both mentally and physically #mainly mentally tho #i dont feel like commenting on the page i read it #because it's so toxic there #i'd rather come here and only have my mutuals see this #my poor mutuals #my poor little mutuals #im sorry yall need to witness me switching hyperfixations so fast #blue lock #bachira meguru #blue lock manga #bllk bachira #bllk manga #blue lock manga spoilers #bllk manga spoilers #michael kaiser #oh hi tech #boldly assuming you're gonna read this like the evening newspaper