#nah.

[ethan-ooeeoo]

MY WIFI DIED FOR LIKE AN HOUR BUT IM BAACK

just needed a warm up !!

#splatoon #splatoon art #splatoon fanart #splatoon 2 #callie cuttlefish #callie splatoon #myart #i was gonna draw the shades #but then i went #nah. #ethaning

[bibeagle]

I was having normal, non "obsessed with my hyperfocus" days these last weeks, going to uni, etc. And today's a day off for me, so I was supposed to just chill. Then YouTube recommended a single batman video and I thought "ok, just this one". I have watched over 5+ hours of batman/batfamily videos (backstories, movie reviews, comic dubs, etc). It's currently dinnertime and I have done NOTHING other than that the entire day. Wow, just wow.

#am i obsessed? #nah. #watch the “why are batman movies afraid of robin” video #it's so good fr #dc comics #batfam #batman #batfamily

[unseenwizzard]

Ok, so maybe I'm reading into this... but.

I think the witch books really prove granny's (and I guess a few other magic users) rule about not using magic to medle in politics and how any time you use magic to alter something you keep having to use stronger and stronger magic to keep it that way.

Stick with me here pls. Spoilers for all the witches books ahead!

In wyrd sisters, they win and get Verence crowned because granny breaks her own rule and uses magic to interfere. She uses it on the entire kingdom. And it was the right choice to interfere, and the entire kingdom literally begged her to do it (and all the townspeople begged nanny)

buuut...

In lords and ladies, Verence is the one who planned the wedding for midsummer and sent to Hwel and tomjon for the play the elves used to help break through the dancers. Granny told him not to give magrat a chance to worry her way out of marrying him and kept magrat in the dark and pushed her away.

After that, well, the gentry. happen. The entire kingdom is affected, a witch was the one who powered the circle in the first place, and only stronger magic than granny used in wyrd sisters can fix it

Then.

Verence invited the vampyres. They want to take over the entire kingdom and turn them into blood.. cattle? Only more witches, a magic ax, and an even stronger and smarter granny can beat them.

And sure. A lot of this was necessary to create an interesting narrative five books in with all those characters but it still seems like every threat to Verences crown is because of a magical being and the witches have to step in and stop it every time.

The disc and its magic is so unpredictable and seems to work through things and use them so I could see it using magical creatures to try rebalancing what granny changed. (and the beings trying to take over are at least as terrible as the duke and duchess)

And it's s so interesting that even though granny thinks she's always right but also always exempt from her own rules she was right about the rules and wrong about being exempt.

Maybe this is nothing but it feels like something to me...... 🧙‍♀️🧙

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #granny weatherwax #lords and ladies #carpe jugulum #maybe o should stop posting while high? #nah. #verence #wyrd sisters #nanny ogg #this was gonna be one paragraph but i kept thinking of more ans more things #esme weatherwax #og #srry verence i love u but ur so dumb sometimes

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

saw a tag on that page of santa karna's materials i posted that he looked like he should do the panty and stocking transformation sequence

so

#karna fgo #fgo #karna #my art #my edit #very loose edit tbh i just redrew it using the og as a rref #side note: he WAS gonna be taking off the boot but i got caught up in how leather doesnt do that and it goes up higher than the re so there #need to be more wrinkles and basically #nah.

[sans-guy]

hmmmmmm........

#butch doesn't have chompers nor is he a biter but............ #Hmm......... #nah jk. #unless #nah.

[myfairkatiecat]

Write college essays or think about fanfiction? …Fanfiction today.

#responsibility? #nah. #fanfiction? #yah. #the mysterious benedict society #lotr #chronicles of narnia #Star Wars #ao3 #fanfiction

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

how to reconcile bl2 and bl3 e-tech barrels

#my post #borderlands #artstuff #guns #sorry for gameplay posting (sort of) it might happen again #do i tag this as jfv? ehhhhh maybe #nah. #bl3 #bl2

[jestiric]

good news !! found one of the doctor who specials that took me two weeks and the creation of a reddit account. the bad news, however, is i can count the pixels on one hand and the audio quality is akin to that of someone whispering reaaallly close into their microphone on a discord call past their bedtime

#maybe i SHOULD just pay $3 for the like. what 5 episodes... #... #nah. #maybe if i can find it on dvd format #but i REFUSE to buy online material. if i cannot feel their skin against mine i dont want it. #nyways im still watching the shitty one bc like. beggars cant b choosers yk but #i still have like... four more i need to find soo errmmm #if anyone can find the david tennant pre series 5 specials i will kiss you on the lips btw #more on this story... sometime. or maybe never idk. #doctor who

[elvisabutler]

Plssss 4 kids and he didn’t think he could give her one and the pregnancy being accidental I LIVE FOR THIS CANON!!! Can we get more headcanons on that, on when he tells her that he doesn’t think he can give her kids & she assures him that if anything them together is enough and when she becomes pregnant they are both so happy I want big daddy elvis to have the happiest endings (i think mainly bc elvis didn’t get his in real life but thats an ask for another time) and him watching her walk across the stage proudly caring his seed and then each time she gets pregnant he’s just like ?! bc he never even thought he would have one kid let alone 4 and graceland is never the same again

listen anon, originally they weren't supposed to have kids but i got talked into it by certain individuals who know who they are. they're also probably the same people who made it so i actually gave these two a happy ending that was longer than five years because i was gonna be that person. but i'll give you the headcanon but you have to give me the thing you said was an ask for another time. FOR IT IS ANOTHER TIME NOW.

listen. he knows he's older and he's maybe not the most virile but he figures it'd be a crying shame to not give her a baby. like he loves her so much that he kind of wants to see her all swollen with his kid and even after he wants their little kid running around graceland.

listen. he has to tell her that he's not sure he can get her pregnant, not for lack of trying, but just because he knows sometimes it's hard for him to get it up, sometimes all they really do is cuddle it's just more him knowing the limits of his body.

"I wanna give you one, wanna see you carryin' our baby but- if i can't- i can't guarantee it'll happen."

"as long as i have you it's alright. it's- you'd still love me even if we didn't have one, wouldn't you?"

"what kinda dumb- yeah i would, darlin'."

so they don't really plan on her getting pregnant because they had plenty of sex before without her being pregnant.

but then it's the semester she's supposed to graduate and look. professor presley knows her body. so he can see changes better than she can.

he notices her chest getting a little fuller and notices her bloating but it's only when she's nauseous all the time unless she's eating a snack that his brain makes the connection.

of course, he doesn't dare hope so he doesn't necessarily tell her beyond dropping some hints.

she goes to the doctor because she realizes she's missed her period and her symptoms as small as they are line up.

so turns out she is pregnant and she waits to actually cook him dinner to tell him in a show of silliness when normally she's pretty practical about matters like this.

when he realizes what she's trying to tell him he picks her up and just twirls her around because she's got his baby in her.

but since it's twins she shows quicker and one night while she's soaking in the tub he just places his hand on her stomach and pauses his book to say something.

"i was a twin." "what does that mean?" "ya sure there's jus' one in there?"

which no she's not but she doesn't want to necessarily believe the ultrasounds and how her body is really showing it.

but elvis fusses every second of this first pregnancy, because even after she walks, belly all swollen with his babies ( because he sees the ultrasound, it's gotta be two or an alien ) across that stage she's always in his class or in his office.

"sit down in the chair."

"elvis, i'm fine."

"it's m'job to keep you 'n them safe and healthy. sit down."

but he freaks out when she's in labor and is so thankful when he comes in to see her holding his little boy and girl in her arms.

and promptly buys the entire memphis mafia cigars. and drinks of their choice.

but it takes at least a couple years before she's pregnant with number three and honest he can't believe his luck. same is true for four except there's an even longer gap where he really did think it was just gonna be the three kids.

that last pregnancy is the really rough one. but it's also the one he's the most thankful for her and their kids and his life more than anything else.

also listen. graceland hadn't really been full of life since before his mama died. his daddy and his grandma weren't there so it really kind of was just him in that house. and after the kids? oh that thing is so lively it might as well be a playhouse for the entire neighborhood.

and also. also. look. there might have been this one time that a tabloid does a little "where are they now thing" twice where once is before him and belle get together and once after the twins with the third on the way. he is REALLY not happy about the second one due to the invasion of privacy when he's not famous any more.

#elvis presley #big daddy elvis #professor presley #did i need to add these tags #nah. #did i anyway? #yes. #also for real thank you anon these are a delight to answer.

[eliias-bouchard]

I should start killing.

#mb.file #Holism also I guess? #Nah.

[picavecalyx]

should go without saying given i'm literally one year off from the industry but if you use AI Art/Writing I will just block you.

#ooc ;; pterodolphin has no devil fruit #literal animator/vis dev person. youre getting blocked lmao #shit's scary as fuck and the idea of people using it for rp is. #nah. #ill edit my rules but yknow yknow ive got like 38858383 blogs so itll be a bit

[d10nyx]

us rn with our themes

that's why you'll always be my kitten >:) let daddy take care of you.

#scary dog privilege #? #nah. #scary roadman privilege #asks <3 #˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥moots

[ivysoul]

having to write ‘folds’ takes decades off my life actually

#*ੈ✩‧₊˚ 🫧 ꒰ reign rambles ! ⊹˚. ♡ ꒱ #it feels so nasty ?? #nastier than writing smut #which i didn’t know was possible #tf else am i supposed to say #LIPS ??? #nah.

[manybrokenquills]

why does everyone I like have a significant other 😭

#Love sick? #Nah. #Love DYING. #JESUS. #i litterally cannot #STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE #WHO WILL NEVER LIKE ME BACK

[and-stir-the-stars]

debating whether to keep "mike who grew up in the timeline where Ev was kidnapped" with Afton as his last name or have him change it to distance himself from Will. The only thing is if he changes then, then Schmidt and Smith are both out as options and those r the only ideas I had :/

#Both of the mikes names can't be smith. Unles...? #Nah. #Should i go with the silly ruave idea? I came up w mike having a fake name #Of mike ruave (microwave) for saffron au but never got to use it. So maybe here? #Grab&go au

[duelbraids]

one of the worst parts of having OCs for a franchise that is still releasing is that sometimes you name a character 8 years ago and then they release a canon character of the same name

#splatoon #splatoon oc #splatoon art #octoling #octoling oc #inktoling oc #my art #OC: Tsunaomi Seisma Tierra #ida is tsu's mom and i've considered renaming her multiple times #maybe Luna to sound similar to the scientific name for blue ring octopodes but #nah. #i'm so attached to her being Ida Tierra i cannot #uncaptioned