#napoleon 'what

[pedro-pascal]

RAHUL KOHLI as Napoleon Usher in 'The Fall of the House of Usher' (2023) trailer

#the fall of the house of usher #rahul kohli #mike flanagan #napoleon usher #netflix #tvedit #netflixedit #tfothouedit #horroredit #dailyflicks #rahulkohliedit #rkohliedit #flawlessgentlemen #tuserhan #userriah #userk8 #usercy #* #youtube trailers' quality should be a criminal offence tbh. where are the pixels baby girl?????? #also i laughed out loud at the name napoleon usher lmfaooooo what is this??? 😭

[gearbroth]

kiss me I’m seeing red

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #engiespy #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #engineer x spy #practical espionage #napoleon complex #myart #engie is practicing the WORST trigger discipline #he's gonna accidently fire that gun off and destroy both their hearing #gonna go to medic and he's gonna be like how did you BOTH manage to lose your hearing and theyre gonna be like what #pardon the terrible bg btw i didnt wanna make a bg fdkjghsdf

[deedala]

Kate Siegel and Rahul Kohli in The Fall of the House of Usher

#hey what if i randomly dropped some gifs from the fall of the house of usher in the middle of the night #like thats normal right #i just love Them #ok im going back to shameless after this no worries lol #the fall of the house of usher #rahul kohli #kate siegel #camille le'spanaye #napoleon usher #tfothouedit #tfothou #giffed🍂

[wolfram-but-art]

i can't stop thinking about them..............

reblogs > likes

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #doodle dump #engineer tf2 #spy tf2 #i've literally been thinking about them for a week straight #not even joking #they're all i think about #i wanna have what they have........ #too bad i'm aro #practical espionage #engiespy #napoleon complex #ouuuughhh.... #okay i go bed now........

[thatsbelievable]

#What to do if Napoleon Won’t Get Off Your Couch #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #Napoleon #France #history #etiquette

[alter-koker]

my school library regularly purges its outdated books and just gives them away for free. usually theyre just technical books that arent interesting to anyone, but i found an old book on fan culture, which contained this gem

#the man from uncle #the book actually had blake's 7 stuff in it! i was shocked! #whats the tag for napoleon/illya? #napollya

[cadmusfly]

I’m losing it at the guy who posted on r/napoleon asking if it was worth it to make a side trip to Paris from a trip to Poland to see Napoleon’s tomb

mentioned that losing his virginity was on his bucket list

Receiving comments being baffled and a few comments going “lose your virginity on/at the tomb!”

And then clarifying that he meant his napoleonic virginity, never visited Austerlitz or Waterloo or held a genuine sword

why would you fucking phrase it that way

#cadmus rambles #cad rambles about dead Frenchmen on main #also Poland to France is not what we would call a side trip #did I lose my napoleonic virginity when I saw Bernadotte’s marshal stuff?????

[joachimnapoleon]

Unhinged.

The article is—perhaps mercifully—behind a paywall.

#what in the abyss #how does this keep getting worse #Napoleon #Napoleon Bonaparte #Ridley Scott

[empirearchives]

They have disco lights at Napoleon’s tomb?!?!

@chiropteracupola

#it’s what he would have wanted #rip #lol #napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #les invalides #Napoleon’s tomb #Paris

[andorianimpostor]

Good night~

#Illya Kuryakin #Napoleon Solo #the man from uncle #The Odd Man Affair #MY DEAR #little red riding hood who? #I always appreciated that Illya knew what Napoleon was up to even while half asleep in this scene :'> #or pretending to be anyway #tmfu #tmfu tv #*

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Succession hot take of the night:

Roman’s deepest wish is to be accepted even at his smallest and most pathetic; to take off the mask his upbringing and social position have compelled him to wear. That’s why he so enjoys the slime puppy treatment.

Kendall’s greatest drive, on the other hand, is to seek constant adulation from every direction, to shore up the inflated perception of himself that his dad taught him to project. He is seeking reassurance that the mask he wears is who he is.

Just to round things out:

Siobhan wants constant reassurance that she won’t just be cast aside, the way that her dad has cast her aside, and the way her mother has, and her brothers, and whoever she was on the rebound from when she met Thomas the Debatably Broad. (And the way she saw her mother cast aside by her father.)

Meanwhile, Connor is just googling Napoleon cosplay “-dynamite”

#and his empress josephine is considering arsenic poisoning #even after the lecture on how that’s not actually what killed napoleon #especially after that actually #succession #roman roy #kendall roy #shiv roy #slime puppy #gerri kellman #roman roy sexuality #succession hbo #hbo succession #connor roy #almost forgot connor #willa ferreyra #willa as empress josephine

[iaminsideyourwalls]

I just wanted to draw Engie in that gay little civilian outfit from that comic I just posted but I got carried away and now here's Engispy. They're out on the town! Engie cut those jorts fresh this morning.

#they definitely don't do anything in a public bathroom later that would make their flashy belt buckles clink together no sir #engie the type of guy to go up to you and ask “what's shakin eggs n bacon” and point to his belt buckle and then walk away #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 art #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #engispy #engiespy #practical espionage #napoleon complex

[skitskatdacat63]

Roleswap anyone??

Tell me Fernando wouldn't make a fantastic general/emperor, and that Napoleon wouldn't make a fanastic driver/tp!!

#this might be the most mentally ill thing ive drawn yet.... #lmao im like ah this would be a funny idea to draw #and then got WAAYYYYY more into drawing napoleon #to the point of cuteness aggression and sadness that him in f1 isnt real :( #cofi and i made up a whole lore and plot line so if you want a pt 2 of that hmu LMAO #but briefly: hes a driver(2 wdc btw) who got kicked out for smth and then came back as a tp again to torment his former rivals #gahhhhh why is he so cute why isnt he real :( i would stan him so hard you dont understand #with his cute little lesbian bob and introverted but brave and outspoken demeanor.... #his mechanics and team in general are all tall men who love to pick him up #but god the plot is just so fun and compelling that it makes me sad that kinda driver doesnt exist irl #my greatest dream is for someone from the actual napoleon fandom to see this #bcs its weird enough for you guys so i cant even imagine what theyd think #BUT PLEASEEE #anyways. this is a very odd post. but im very proud of it :) #lmao this is just like one step closer to actually writing my proper manifesto about it #but yeah i posted that silly meme the other day and it got way more notes that i expected so maybe this will be appealing too? #girls who cannot draw normal fanart #<- like seriously i wont draw napoleon in his normal clothes and fernando vice versa but no prob with the reverse?? my brain... #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #nandopoleon alonsoparte #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #catie.art

[wolfram-but-art]

small doodle for today

#no context for this #it just came to me #tf2 #tf2 fanart #doodle dump #engineer tf2 #spy tf2 #engiespy #practical espionage #napoleon complex #this is what i imagine life is like for them under their contracts lmao #how was work today hon #bad. i got exploded. again #oof i hate when that happens to me too

[thatsbelievable]

#What to do if Napoleon Won’t Stop Pointing #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #Napoleon #France #Elba #Ziggy Piggy #waterloo water park #anyway don’t point #it’s rude

[trashpoppaea]

Review of Napoleon (2023)

So I saw Napoleon (2023).

eyes glaze over

collapses and melts into a puddle

This is possibly the most soporifically boring, relentlessly mediocre so-called "epic" I have had the misfortune to see.

Plotless, pointless, and devoid of anything approaching characterization, the movie can be best described as reenacted scenes from a wikipedia article about Napoleon as written by the Anti-Jacobin.

The whole thing is suffused with British reactionary propaganda circa 1815. The characterizations are all courtesy of the Anti-Jacobin and Rowlandson’s cartoons. Robespierre is a tyrant, Napoleon is a buffoonish loutish thug, and Josephine is a slut. There’s nothing there. There’s no character arcs, no development. Sure, it’s pretty enough, but it's boring. So, so, so boring.

While watching it, I was frequently in a fugue state, floating over my body, wondering, "what is a movie? is this what they're like now? with no drama, no characters, no arcs, no interest?"

In fact, I didn't watch it: I endured it.

Joaquin Phoenix is awful. He is completely miscast on every conceivable level. Mumbling, monotone, and charmless-- I never for one moment thought I was watching Napoleon-- it only felt like Phoenix's cosplay. He and Vanessa Kirby have so little chemistry they might as well be appearing in different movies. They supposedly have this grand obsession/love story, but this amounts to sitting in the same room staring off in boredom. There's the occasional ridiculous sex scene which is always doggie style with clothes on. But for the most part, Josephine just stands in the rain or stares off into the mist.

Oh yeah there's the occasional battle. Eh…

Napoleon’s life was filled with colorful characters like the foppish, extravagant and brave Murat, the bold and foul-mouthed Lannes, the scheming, irrepressible Fouche, and the bubbly nymphomaniac Pauline, none of whom are here, and you have a bunch of interchangeable extras standing around rooms or battlefields. The only character who makes any impression whatsoever is Edouard Philipponnat as Czar Alexander, and I would have rather had a movie starring this actor. Alas, that's not what we got.

A lot of money was spent on this movie. A lot of choices were made. The result was a bland, forgettable dud that immediately fell into a memory hole as soon I departed the theatre.

As Napoleon himself would say, BAH!

PS. @microcosme11 and I didn't watch the entire thing, because it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long. As all the restaurants in the neighborhood were closing at 10, we left half an hour early, right before Waterloo and after Josephine died of pneumonia, so we could have burgers and a richly deserved beer.

PPS. Feel free to ask me for specifics!

@thiswaycomessomethingwicked @lordansketil @joachimnapoleon @usergreenpixel @twice-told-tales @josefavomjaaga @bunniesandbeheadings @jefflion

#napoleon movie #ridley scott's napoleon #napoleon film #napoleon 2023 #ridley scott #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #boy what a stinker #I knew it was going to be bad but this was... #like Overdrawn at the Memory Bank bad but with more money thrown at it #but the burgers were really good!