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wuzeio · 4 months

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matt and neil hiking + camping shenanigans :)

matt: nobody wants to go hiking with me .dan is busy and im lonely (sighs dramatically)

neil: I'll go with you Matt :D

matt:

matt:NeilI need you to know that I would do anythiggn for you you're such a good boy you're like my little brother you're a blessingto this world

extra thoughts:

-mosquitos find neil tasty and he still gets tons of bug bites even with the bug spray. sorry neil

-they find a banana slug and neil is enamored

-when they're going to sleep, night 1>

Matt: Neil, I need you to know that I get really clingy when I sleep. so if I end up hugging you, just push me off okay?? That's what Dan does!!

Neil: Okay :o

Matt ends up doing exactly what he said he would. Except Neil can't manage to budge Matt off so he lays there for the next 8 hours having to endure Matt's bear hug and only getting 4 hours of sleep.

#aftg #all for the game #all for the game fanart #aftg fanart #neil josten #matt boyd #HIKING!!#matt sends the photo to dan when they get service and dan is like :D #andrew suddenly materializes out of nowhere and deadpans “send me that picture”. dan: ooooookay #matt dropping some bangers before he sleeps

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miss-americanbi · 9 months

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the way i so personally need messy queer breakup crowley in season 3. let him mope around his sad apartment listening to sad music all disheveled in an ancient queen tshirt. let him dye his hair an awful color or get a piercing he’ll regret. let him get wasted with nina and maggie whilst he talks their ears off about each and every time he and aziraphale made eye contact. this is the queer representation i crave.

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illumi-nati-png · 10 months

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And I'm askin' why lord

If this is how I die, lord

Why be left with no family and no friends?

Ooh

I've got no celebration

Just this consolation

Time eats all his children in the end

-The Ballad Of Jane Doe

#the sandman #the sandman comics #daniel hall #dream of the endless #neil gaiman #Father time is an asshole you know he would be shaking that mf like a snow globe #yes nat is posting yet another song lyric illustration #i get bangers stuck in my head for whole days and im gonna make it everyones probblem #my art

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desire-mona · 1 month

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anderpeanuts? dead peanuts society?

#desire mona #media #personally i think im a genius #dead poets society #dead poets society fanart #anderperry #neil perry #todd anderson #drawin #peanuts #charlie brown #banger

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green-grin · 9 months

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#good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #said this banger was an inspiration #and honestly wasn't able to stop thinking about it during ✨the ball✨#standard white jesus by Timbuk3 #so yeah #my mudcolors are back #for better or for worse #mostly worse

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thespineoftherighteous · 2 years

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Neil just reeks of the same energy as those fanfiction authors who casually leave the most batshit insane personal updates in the writer's notes

#Neil bursting into the lounge ten minutes late for a team meeting: sorry im late #everyone: all good?#Neil: yeah yeah my science lab blew up and they kept us to do all these emergency tests in case anyone was affected..whatve i missed coach?#or #Neil: *gets back to the dorm hella late*#the others: ???#Neil: oh i had to go to court. it took forever but they finally dropped the manslaughter charges #or like #after psu‚ one of the foxes texts him just to check in and he responds three days later like my bad i got a nasty hit last game and needed #to go to the hospital. i just got out tho what's up #aftg #neil josten #mine aftg #bangers

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dvrcos · 2 months

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I think Dan decides the next season (post-canon) that the Foxes need a pregame/practice playlist. It’s probably one of the best and worst decisions she’s ever made. On one hand it’s gets the Foxes extremely excited and gets them all hyped up. But on the other hand, they get so distracted when music they like is playing that practice can quickly become a mess.

Allison adds ‘Man! I feel like a Women!’ By Shania Twain because she loves that song and she also thinks there’s a chance the rest of them will hate it and she won’t pass that opportunity up.

But no no, the Foxes absolutely love it. It’s comes on for the first time during a summer practice and Nicky and Matt actually scream. Like they’re so excited they immediately stop what they’re doing the moment they hear those opening notes.

Like I can just imagine them using their racquets as microphones and passionately singing to each other. Nicky’s pulling Renee in to dance with him. Matt and Dan are basically having a lip sync battle. Allisons pulling Kevin and Neil into the mix and they both reluctantly join in. Kevins doing an awkward ‘too tall to properly dance’ dance with zero rhythm. And Neil’s just smiling fondly watching them all and mumbling the lyrics he knows.

And Aaron like naturally drifts over to Andrew’s goal out of shock and away from the dance party happening in the middle of the court. When he gets there Andrew just turns to him and deadpans

“Yaknow Aaron, the best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun”

Right in time with the music. And it catches Aaron so off guard he genuinely laughs and the corner of Andrew’s mouth quirks up a bit. They spend the rest of the song watching the rest of the Foxes from Andrew’s goal (and flip them off in sync when they try to get them into the middle)

The freshman are so confused why practice has just come to a screeching halt all of a sudden. They just stand on the sidelines, basically gawking at the OG Foxes in the middle, way too scared to join in or say something. The moment the songs over they all snap back into practice mode so quickly that it gives the freshman whiplash. Kevin fucking Day was just dancing to Shania Twain and now he’s yelling at them for standing around and doing nothing.

Anytime the song comes on after that, the Foxes stop whatever they’re doing and have to sing/dance to it. It does not matter what’s happening, it’s like there’s a silent agreement among them all to just go along with it. They’re like sleeper agents and the opening riff of Man! I feel like a Woman! Is their trigger.

Wymack definitely uses this to his advantage. If the team is arguing or having a rough practice or they’re nervous for a game he plays it. And he watches fondly as they all stop arguing or stressing and the biggest, brightest smiles spread across most of their faces (Dan, Matt, Nicky, Renee, Allison) or they just sigh in surrender and start bobbing their heads (Kevin, Aaron, Neil). Even Andrew likes it, he just stays in his goal or off to the side, eyebrows raised in amusement and hums along with the song.

#wymack basically makes them dance it out greys anatomy style #their playlist is definitely elite #filled will all the early 2000s bangers #its mostly Nicky Allison and Matt who put songs on the playlist #they bond over it #the foxes being a found family with silly little traditions and things they do is so special to me #aftg #all for the game #aaron minyard #kevin day #andrew minyard #neil josten #dan wilds #matt boyd #allison reynolds #renee walker #nicky hemmick #foxes playlist

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mrghostrat · 6 months

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jesus christ, i'm alone again so what did you do those three days you were dead? 'cause this problem's going to last more than the weekend.

#tryin to pick a line for the caption is the HARDEST CHOICE #theyr'e ALL HEART BREAKING BANGERS #gomens #good omens #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman #good omens art #rat draws

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themintman · 5 months

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The badge seller but small lmao

LITTLE GUY!!!!

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mellodramas · 5 months

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i'm so so so excited to find out what jean’s "you know, I get it" moment will be

#is it bad that this is kinda what i'm most excited about #i just know the dude has some bangers up his sleeve #can’t have all that trauma and not have a mouth on you #tfc #jean moreau #the foxhole court #the sunshine court #all for the game #aftg #neil josten #tsc

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murderofsomeone · 5 months

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I Am Become Christmas is so good I think I need to put it on a plate and eat it

#Christmas Will Be Soon... Aurora Borealis... Cryptosanta...#There's so many bangers and themes I need to dissect it lovingly #lemon demon #i am become christmas #neil cicierega

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kkshowtunes · 9 months

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you know the musics about to be good if it’s made by a guy who looks like a loser and a lesbian (affectionate)

#will wood #lemon demon #neil cicierega #tally hall #doodlebug says things #banger

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jellqybird · 21 days

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Lemon demon songs that need more attention

an earthquake will NOT stop me from being a fangirl online (oh yeah. By the way in my state we just had an earthquake) . By attention i mean attention besides trending on tiktok for a few weeks 💔

Jaws

2. Modify

3. Brodyquest

4. Fine

5 . Hyakugojyuuichi 2003 (besides the one part i mean the ENTIRE song)

6. It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion

7. Eyewishes (the entire dinosaurchestra album is underrated honestly)

8. Eventuality

9. Pizza heroes

10. Angry people

These are all fucking bangers, wish more people knew them