obiwan: it appears your captain follows orders as well as you do
anakin: perhaps cody is boring rex with standard procedures and protocols
meanwhile rex and cody
cody: hes an idiot
rex: tell me about it
cody: kenobi keeps loosing his fucking lightsaber on the battlefield??? arent jedi supposed to be responsible¿¿¿
rex: responsible my ass, try flying with skywalker when 1 out of 3 landing he approaches ends with a dramatic crash
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Jesterrrr and Sprinkle by Cecilia Nesti
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Chase: Get on my level!
Buddy: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
<3 <3
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corrupting and infectious kinks
or
that autistic masking bit where you take a small piece of someone else personality to make your own? but in this case: absorbing their kinks
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Greetings, traveler! Many treasures lie in wait deep in the box of cheezits if thou art willing to face the wrath of the Beast... Few have tried to best him and most have succeeded because he tends to just give up after a few seconds and then finds something else to do. Beware!
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more not-garashir-related star trek ocs lol
a handsome but remote betazoid SIC who has no problems with bending or breaking federation law when it suits his interests. and the prickly greasemonkey romulan chief engineer who's a lot more comfortable pulling out wires in crawlspaces than talking to people
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ID: Four edits of Jet Star, onto Welsh Pride flags (lesbian, gay, bi, trans)
and, of course:
ID: The original sketch of jet star, edited onto the Welsh flag
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hiiii nestie hiiiiiii howzabout. a cheeky 13 and 17 for da asks 😏
2 and 17 at your command, regent piddle
2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom
ok listen here. despite my several fics indicating my contrarian beliefs and switch agendas i must deliver what my urinary liege commands, and thus: ahem. /folds hands
forthwith i decree that gaara would never bottom.
reasoning here is two fold. one, gaara spent his entire adolescence as the forced physical container for a tailed beast. being a permanent and unwilling recipient of another being (shukaku my beloathed) would absolutely leave some trauma re: personal space and body ownership. to be kind of logical, it would make a lot of rational sense that gaara would be really disinterested in having anyone else, in any fashion, within the confines of his body. ergo, no peenbutte
and two! stemming from an entire childhood and life encased in sand armour and never being touched, it’s also fairly reasonable to assume that gaara would be very easily overstimulated by physical contact — not even specifically in a bedroom way, but like. shocked by hand on arm, or brushing in the hallways, etc. getting piped would be wellllllll outside the comfort zone of human contact for a very long time, and might generally have to be a no-go because it’s just too much stimulation and wouldn’t be enjoyable u feel me
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
ok i know i literally just said that people shouldn’t be demanding specifics and just create it yourself or stfu, but in the interest of answering:
for fic: i think there needs to be more of rock lee’s tboy swag in the world 😤 unrelated, guess what word doc i have open
for art: very specifically i think there should be more gaalee discord msprons courtesy of one(1) bay <3 especially like. the omegaverse fic fanarts. they’re simply so frickgifnign. barbkabrkarbarbabrakrbakbrbarkbarkbBARKABRBAKRBAKBRAKBRKABRABARK
mischief and shenanigans!
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