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emodaryls · 1 month

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Dad’s Home !

Gender neutral | Father!Daryl Dixon / Little!Daryls Kid!Reader

Agere (Age Regression) SFW!!!! NOT KINK!!!!

Word count: 903 (?)

Summary: You wake up from a nap that you took to pass the time while waiting for Daryl (your dad) to home home. He makes dinner and you two snuggle and watch a movie !! :3

A/N: this is my first time seriously writing a fanfic… pls bear with me I’m sorry if it’s bad or not what u expected 🤧

The afternoon sun shines through the window, casting a warm glow in the room and rousing you from your sleep. You pull your blanket up higher, protecting yourself from the slight chill that lingers. You feel fuzzy.

You open your eyes and squint, taking in your surroundings. A nearly empty sippy cup with apple juice lays beside you, and a few of your stuffies have fallen off of your bed and onto the hardwood floor. Sitting up, you wrap the blanket around you and swing your legs over the edge of the bed. Your feet touch the floor with a light tap sound, and you get up to grab your stuffies. You feel bad for the stuffies, them having to be on the cold floor for god knows how long, but they forgive you. They always do.

You’re about to go back to your nap until you hear the sound of the front door opening and closing, along with boots shuffling. You walk over to the door and grab the handle, which is cold to the touch. It is winter after all.

You open the door and step out of your room, feet pattering against the cold hardwood floors. You rush downstairs and your eyes light up when you see your father setting down his bag and crossbow on the floor.

“Daddy!” You chime, rushing over to greet him. Your arms wrap around him, and Daryl lets out a low chuckle, returning the hug. You two embrace for a while, and then Daryl eventually separates and ruffles the top of your head.

“Hey, kiddo.” He speaks in a gentle yet raspy voice, one that he only uses with you. “How are ya? Did ya eat while I was gone?” He looks down at you with soft eyes, waiting for your response.

You answer by shaking your head no and go straight back to hugging him, head buried in his chest. You didn’t eat anything besides a few crackers. You were starving, your rumbling tummy showing it. Daryl chuckles again, and gently separates you from him.

“Ya want the usual?” He asks, moving towards the kitchen. “I found more boxes of the mac and cheese, I could make it for ya.” Your usual dinner was mac and cheese, chicken nuggets (or strips), and apples. You usually have water or apple juice with it as well.

“Yes..” you mumble, tone sleepy and childish. You’ve been regressing and feeling all fuzzy for most of the day. Being sleepy doesn’t help much with the fuzzy feeling.

You walk over to the couch and before you know it , your eyes are heavy and closing, and your breath slows. You fall asleep. Next thing you know, you feel your dad shaking you awake.

“Hey… wake up kid.” Daryl whispers, a hand on your shoulder that’s gently shaking you. Your eyes flutter open and you’re met with the sight of your father gazing at you with soft eyes. You let out a mix of a tired hum and groan, stretching out your arms and legs.

“Yer foods ready. Nice and warm… better finish it ‘fore it gets cold.” He helps you sit up, grabbing your plate and sitting next to you. He blows on the food, cooling it down to a temperature where it won’t burn your mouth.

Your food is on your favorite plate as always. A baby/toddler plate that’s white with barriers to separate the food and keep it all from touching, and a rainbow-colored pattern on the base.

“How old are ya?” He asks, referring to the age you regress to.

You hold up 3 fingers. “Three!”

Daryl smiles and scoops up a bit of mac and cheese on a fork. “Alrigh’, here comes the airplane...” He moves the fork close to your mouth. You open your mouth, take the macaroni, chew, and then swallow.

You repeat this for about 7 minutes until the whole plate is empty. Daryl sets the plate down on the coffee table, and you shift closer to him. Your head rests on his side and he brings an arm around your shoulders. You snuggle closer, enjoying his embrace. You’ve always liked cuddling with your dad. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Suddenly, you scoot to the edge of the couch, grabbing the remote off the coffee table. You hand it to Daryl, hinting that you want to watch a movie. He catches the hint and he switches on the television. He taps your shoulder twice before getting up and grabbing a VCR of a movie, specifically Finding Nemo. It’s one of your favorites.

He puts the VCR in the player and the movie begins shortly after. You shift closer to Daryl, practically in his lap now, head resting against his chest. You two remain like this for a while until you fall asleep about halfway into the movie.

Daryl notices and he grabs your stuffie, placing it on your chest. He scoops you up into his arms and takes you upstairs to your room, the stairs creaking under his weight. He places you into the bed and pulls the covers up to your chest, tucking it in at the sides. Daryl watches you for a few moments before kneeling, brushing back your hair, and kissing your forehead.

“Night, kiddo… love ya, so much.”

He stands up, walking over to the door. He looks behind him for a moment, then gently shuts the door, letting you sleep in peace.

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jellicle-jemmy · 3 years

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So I wrote this a little over two years ago. They are my first thoughts in watching CATS (2019)

This was written basically as soon as I got home from the theatre in 2019. I truly hope you enjoy these, as they have been gathering dust in my drafts. Now, without further ado:

These are just some of my thoughts I had while watching and my initial reaction to the film I have just watched.

Okay, first of all, me and my pals thought we were in the wrong cinema for a couple minutes because there were faaaaar too many people in the cinema

Overture:

As we all know, the music slaps and me and my pals were straight vibing as the camera panned down.

And then the cats appeared. I legit was thinking, “wow they actually made them look like that, huh?”

I immediately identified Munk, Cass, Dem and Syllabub

SPIDER MUNK! SPIDER MUNK! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER MUNK DOES!

fr tho why did he climb down that wall like that that’s not how cats work

Why are they surrounding her like that?? ARE THEY SUMMONING A DEMON WTF?? I’M SO DIZZY

[Victoria appears] Oh look it’s a babey

I took a forty, smashed in on the ground and yelled SCATTER

Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats

Laurie Davidson is babey

This isn’t too bad. I like the way that this number is being handled so far

AAaaaaaaaand now it’s funky town WTF

The music just went rachachacha on us

Munk really be out here straight vibing throughout the whole song

I do like how he’s kind of leading the whole numberits fun to watch

As always, there’s my babey Syllabub

We need to talk about the feet. Or maybe we shouldn’t. Yeah let’s not.

What is with the clapping in the music? Who is clapping? The cats aren’t. The audience certainly isnt. ( @whatsajinglebellcat said “It’s the clap of their ass cheeks as they’re dancing”)

The choreography is mediocre at best, I really dislike Andy’s choreography, why are they like that?????

Francesca Hayward is babey

How is Syllabub able to hang from that position wtf, surely that hurts

Robbie Fairchild as Munk is both daddy and babey (i’m said it I’m not sorry)

The jellicles seem to be having fun at least which is nice

Macavity Dialogue Bit

That Moriarty reference flashing into a wanted poster for Macavity is beautiful thank you so much to whoever pitched that and implemented that

Ooooo Macavity already sounds interesting

Once again, Laurie Davidson as Misto is babey

Demeter and Cassandra, why are you such bitches? Dear lord

The Naming of Cats // Invitation to the Jellicle Ball

Ngl I actually really like this bit

Deadass seems like a cult initiation but we’ve long ago established that the Jellicle tribe is a cult anyway

Munkustrap ur doing so good sweetie

Victoria darling u are one in the babey club

As always, there is Syllabub straight vibing

Mr Strap, Munk that is a child, why are you dancing with her like that?!

Francesca is a stunning wonderful dancer but she should’ve been dancing by herself more

Mr Mistofelees you are such babey ur so cute darling, he’s doing so good

Munk why did you have to sing your bit and then restate it while talking we’re not stupid!

oh wait.

a lot of people still don’t get the plot

carry on, and maybe say it again

The Old Gumbie Cat (Coming from someone who has played Jennyanydots)

no no

no no no

no no nope not happening no

no way

don’t like that at all

why is she doing that

why does she sound like that

Munk ur doing so good but why

Why is she spreading eagle like that

why do the mice look like that

why do the roaches look like that

WHY DID SHE UNZIP HERSELF DEAR GOD MY EYES

NO FUNNY FAT CAT BOING BOING

The Rum Tum Tugger

ooooo... this... is alright

actually

hold up

wait

why is this actually good

awww Jenny and Munk are so cute i’m glad they did munk and jenny’s friendship

Damn Tugger is fun

Okay, why is he reacting to Vic that way

Who cares this slaps

Jason Derulo was a good Rum Tum Tugger choice there I said it

Oh my god i actually love his voice

Syllabub = babey

dear god Jenny that comment about Tugger and being neutered isn’t very in character but I cackled

Jenny sweetie pls don’t try and breakdance

Okay the milk is fucking weird

this is weird

okay nvmind it’s good again

Tugger really be feeling himself in those riffs. and so he should

Grizabella The Glamour Cat

This is well handled

I really like how Griz sang her bit to the curious Victoria

I love that not everyone realised Griz was there right away

Of course, that is

oooo Cass and Dem are feisty

Deadass Cass seems like Grizabella’s child??!!!

Oh my god they look like the Jets or the Sharks are they about to start clicking????!!!!

Gang gang

Once again - syllabub, i see you and i love you

Dialogue Interlude

Griz went of with Maccy Boi huh?

Macavity you fuckin’ bitch

I barely remember what happened but that transition into Bustopher Jones really doesn’t fit

I think Bustopher and Jenny had a fight? Umm? Why?

Bustopher Jones

I had a real trouble keeping an eye on whats going on in this number

Why are all his ‘clubs’ just dumpsters? Like no. That’s-

That’s not really

JESUS CHRIST JENNY REALLY JUST WENT POOF HUH

THANOS SNAPPED THAT QUEEN

HOLY SHIT

I LITERALLY JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR

After that I was just watching my friend who played Bustopher to see his reaction to everything

Also why is he singing this entire number by himself

Maitre’D (or however the fuck that name is spelled) is married to Bustopher and no one can change my mind

Why is “the cat in spats” so funny, Macavity? Huh? I did like that Mac poked fun at his fashion sense rather than his weight tho

Also why did Bustopher fucking flyyyy??????

Aaaaaaaaand down the slide Veruca Salt style

Growltiger Interlude

Could’ve raised a lot of red flags with this number, but just establishing the character where all the kidnapped characters ended up, I liked

Also what did Growltiger actually do to Bustopher

And that gag about the rhyming of “aims” and “thames” ran a little too long ngl

But I liked the mauled ear on Growltiger - nice nod and detail

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

These two really said “Be gay, do crimes”

I love them

I fucking love them

And this rendition

10/10 I love this whole number

They’re a little more evil than playful but I literally don’t care because they’re awesome

The jewels on Victoria? Stan

Mungojerrie is such a cute dumb bitch and I love him so much

Their accents are so cute

The house is stunning

Victoria? Babey.

Mungojerrie? Babey.

Rumpleteazer? Babey.

This number was so much fun and is probably my favourite

And their fur designs are so cute too!

I love this song. I love the version. I love everything about it.

Mistofelees X Victoria Interlude

Once again, the twins are babey

You know who else is babey? My clumsy and adorable boy Misto

Clumsy sweetie

Wow they’re going for Mistoria huh?

Why didn’t they play up Mungo and Teazer knowing Vic before the ball? Why is there just a nod to it in when Munk asks about the jewel Vic wears

Old Deuteronomy

I adore Robbie Fairchild

Why does Old Doot appear like a new rival in a video game?

The rendering was so bad in that moment

But Munk is so sweet when Doot appears

They are mother and son, and no one can change my mind

Judi Dench really can’t sing huh...

It’s so raspy and yick

Also her coat is so odd and I hate it

Deadass she looks like an albino

Song of the Jellicles

I genuinely couldn’t tell if I liked or disliked the fact that everyone sang everything

“Meow meow meow meow” Gus dear god why

Again, we’re back into the whole cult thing

Jellicle Ball

The whole cinema lost their minds laughing through this whole choreography and I hated it

But Syllabub got some dance moves

Tugger saying “With your permission” ummm??? He is Doot’s other more feral son

The choreography was good at some points but for the most part it was eh

The music is bangin’ tho

And then they all died lmao

Memory

WHY DOES GRIZ HAVE SO MUCH SNOT

that is all

PART 2 COMING SOON

#cats the musical #jellicle cats #cats musical #cats 2019

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barbiehytes · 4 years

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best smut you have read in branjie fanfics? M/M and F/F

*drops writworm’s ao3 profile* EVERY ONE OF THESE

Writworm is god tier smut. Period.

No but reallyyy ugh this is such a hard question, I've been thinking about my answer very seriously. I’m gonna add a break so people not interested can skip because this is gonna be looooong.

For smut I think it really comes down to preference/kinks, and I love love love anything with Brooke x Vanjie x Kameron, or any kind of jealousy. So if it has them is an instant favorite of mine, see:

* Something in the way we move by silver

*Love Doctor by writ !!

*come and take a walk on the wild side

*Someone Like You by Joley

*jealousy is a disease (that you love to hate) by Mac

*like a fire by holtz

-Poppedthep' smuts are !!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow. my lord and saviour. ( see I’ll Be your animal, and Seattle! )

M/M

- Big Guy and Twinkle Toes , one of the OG smuts in the fandom

-Feeling Something New Inside Me, by legend icon star and my boss Writ,

also I'll Get You Lost (But I'm Having Fun) and Yes Daddy, and Sweet, sexy savage , (and seriously just hop in Writs profile you won’t regret it )

-The smut scene in Elastic heart !! is soo good, i always remember that one! maybe cause it was so cathartic after all that they’ve been through??

- Distractions by Manta. THis one IS SO GOOOD

- Dane smut is so !!!!! at the front of my mind is the Bottom! B fic, the one with the sex heels, the smut in the dressing room in Cruising and that one sceneeee with a table in Werq

-I haven’t caught up with all of Blackhighheels fics buuut I remember some very good smut in the Aruba fic

- Cassie is a master of dumb boy fics au and we don’t deserve her chaotic ideas or her top notch smut, porg_galore

F/F

*can't let go of the heat, can't let go of your hand - I adore this one and I couldn’t find it for a second and panicked thinking it was deleted, but THANK GOD IS HEREEEEEEEE

*Pressed for time - This !!!!!!! Eacala is ugh. I'm seriously still praying for a miracle and that they decide to come back one day.This was one of the first m*mmy kink fics I remember and we all died and went to heaven.

*light of my life, fire of my loins, this whole verse is ICONIC

UGH, where do I beginning

*Seriously, Writ is THE smut writer, that’s the hill I’d die on. so to try and pick my favorite from them is ahhhhhh cause they have SO MANY. but ok I shall try. I love the whole series where Brooke is a dancer and THIS ONEEE is amazing, like wow. and of course the super kinky one shot they did for me where they go to a halloween party! and this one and also this.

* Hush money, baby, my emotional support fic. this whole verse is *chef’s kiss* but I the smut scenes in Foreign Heights and Lighters and OMG this treat ? Jaz is an icon and we stan, we do not deserve

*Holtz smut is SO FREAKING GOOOOD, i love love the Partition fic, the bartenders one and thiiiiiiiis

* i love be a freak like me, too where Brooke is a professor, and this one , and the Yayo yes you series

* Napoleon Complex series !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stud Vanessa, do I need to say more??

*each and every one of sohytes stories, especially Big ole Freak.

*The smut scenes in Beauty in the Sheets are life-changing. for real.!!!!!! Tymv is a gift.

*Mac's stoplight series is so freaking good.

*Multi's cool for the summer and, actually scratch that, everything by Multi makes me fo feraaaaaal. see this and this and this is their profile cause I could keep going asdfgh

*It’s a long way down, and The thrill of the chase. THESE. and everything Kite writes is A r t .

* You, me and New Orleans by joleyyyyyyy !!!!!! no thoughts head empty

* and omg Ortega’s almost smut scenes are soooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!! your move ? I CO N I C. The hot tub scene in n19f ?? i died and went to heaven. *chef’s kiss*

I started doing a collection (?) of f/f smut bookmarks in ao3 but I haven't updated in forever, I might get to it if y’all remember me, here it is xx

Anndddd these are the ones I remember right now. I'M SURE I MISSED some important ones djdj so anons or non anons feel free to send your recs!!

**The bold text are supposed to be links, if one doesn’t work pls let me know and i’ll fix it.

***I’m not tagging all the authors cause it’d take me ages but thank you for your work and you know I love youuuu

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verseinscription · 6 years

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"Eat your balls like an educated prostitute.”

"Have you seen my duck? It has wings. It is volatile."

“I may be lewd and vulgar but I got an elegance to it.”

"Succ my ass and lick my testicles."

“Monch puss"

"Let's stick to ass-eating and bondages like normal people."

"I regret my life choices ghggg..."

"So I can finally eat your ass now?"

"Injecting that juice straight into my veins."

“Gay thoughts will hunt you down.”

"Also me: take my wallet and first-born for art."

“He christened her with the bone of his sword.

"That's also when I found out I like girls."

"As I pray, unlimited dick works!"

"...and that golden asshole."

“At least I'll get to die with a raging boner.”

“Tie me up kids.”

“I miss the auto-death spaghetti.”

“Ive had enough!"

"Illegal shit or kissy face huggy bear. I don’t know."

“We went full on nasty: hand holding during sex.”

“I don't remember what it's called but there's an egg”

"___? With gay thoughts? More likely than you think."

“Her fists are like tiny hammers.”

"I would like to say that this is hot."

"You can't catch me, gay thoughts!"

“At least clean up before you continue nutting?"

"We're all going to hell for this."

"Rack up that damage."

*Sticks leg up*

"Guess I'll perish."

"__’s abs are to die for."

“I’m here to ruin y'all’s kinks.”

“No praying. We sin like human beings.”

“I wanna get choked by a big dick.”

"My sexuality is waterboard abs."

"I can never remember what I am."

"Am I not iconic enough?"

"Puyo!”

"Here are some good feet."

"Dick sucking? In my lawn?"

"___is a magical girl.”

"I never loved you, sunny boy. You were just for fun."

"I’m shitting this image."

"It's never too late to suck the dick, baby."

"Step on me. Yes, please."

"The ultimate notice me senpai!”

"I'm a cute gothic lolita maid, sir."

"You fool, lily thrives in get along sweaters. She can keep kicking someone in the shins."

"For the asians!"

"Look I'm not saying I'm gay but I would 100% let ___ fuck me."

"Then I passed the hell out."

"I want to punch her pussy."

"It's fisting, you pleb.”

"That's not fisting."

“I heard bondage."

"Am I allowed to sleep with a saint?”

“You'll never be able to catch me, iconic quotes police.”

"According to ancient japanese legend, if you say '___' in the mirror three times at night, I'll appear out of nowhere and you will catch these hands."

"Excuse y'all it's graddy. My grandpa.. And my daddy."

"The asshole was in fact..."

“I am the gramps among gramps.”

“S-Stop quoting me assho--”

"So, a hoe for ass."

"___ I’m going to strangle you, and not in a good way.”

"Okay I'm gonna make mac and cheese and try not to cry because of ___."

"Excuse me, I just want to eat my fucking sandwich."

"I was making my way downtown, cycling fast and got hit with unlimited blade works. Died. The end."

"We'll never catch me alive, ___."

"All I demand is love, foods and having a good time."

"I’m the useless fucking player that rolls 1 to save teammates but let them die instead.”

"We. Take. Our. Sins. Like. Men."

"The gay is keeping the evil away."

"Binch how is rolling one a sin? RNG gods have betrayed me."

"Bullshit, I'm gay and evil keeps coming my way."

"Yamero!"

"Pls shoot arrow to my heart and let me explode into fucking dust."

"Still waiting for that nut as well."

“That’s it! We're cancelling this!”

"Be a good kid and do your homework."

"Toilet time best time."

"I’d apologize but I’m becoming ____ now."

“Anyone whom had any respect for me before this conversation has probably lost it now.”

"Who wants to read the baby a story first?"

"Wow. I'm not in here at all. You guys never include me in anything.”

#prompts.

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vernons-laugh-is-my-aesthet-blog · 7 years

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Memeteen guide to Seventeen

S.coups:

carats make fun of his stage name holding a couple s.coups of icecream and a S.cup of noodles

chicc

the poor man between jeongjicheol

papa coups

embarrasing dad

wings it at choreo sometimes

has 12 children

wants to c h o k e jeonghan

the type of dad that would challenge his 5 yr old child to a game of soccer and then gets too competitive and swerves that bitch to get goals

his smile and his smile alone gave one of Seventeen's stages a crap ton of views

say the name!

camel

piggy bank

beagle leader

“eyes look like 9:15″

eyelashes for ddaayyyysss

Everybody SCREAMM

fireworks are the only enemy

My EGG YOLK T-T

members rebel against him at times

someone save him

Jeonghan:

John-Oops I mean Jeonghan

Laying down is his preferred physical state

swindler

long hair majestic unicorn and short hair majestic prince. He majestic no matter what fam

"Joshua was the first one to approach me"

toucher of asses

shamelessly feeds off of members' love 24/7

Makes members have couple wallpaper and phone cases with him

"angel"

the mother of Seventeen

“Dino, nugu aegi?”

All members are under his spell

giraffe running

Jeonghan's warm cup of milk

sa-sa-say the name seventeen

Doubts OFD pds

bitter smile of betrayal

vernon crushed his balls once

athletic with no stamina

creator of the Carat mating call: *incoherent screaming*

Joshua:

Gentleman

fukn weeaboo

the b e s t freestyle rapper in Seventeen. Dont @ me

ded meme(?) "Jisoos Christ"

The 'normal one'-SIKE bitch

That poor waterbottle

When-one-of-the-members-wear-a-shirt-with-questionable-english-words-everyone-blames-me-lol guy

I pledge allegence to the flag of the united states of amerca and to the re-

dRinK WaTeR

pin drop and worm master +uncle dance

pingpong vlive

“EAT THIS” signature move

"over here"

The english teacher everyone wants and deserves

white cap

Chicken can heal the heart

L.A motherfuckerss

piggy bank

"Ïm part of vocal unit too! T-T"

Jun

Heechul's reincarnated body that was too early bc he aint ded lol

chinaline

child actor

nyeac nyeac

logos are out to get him

eyeroll king

punny and awkward

king of china

404 lines not found

My I now

"Ice ice froze." (that crazy in love Wonwoo lyric) moments

sexy expression

convinced he is the number one visual

shy vlives

proceeds to tell members to call him handsome in chinese

ofd positivity boy

Hoshi:

naega hosh + pose

What time is it? 10:10 bitches

‘ten hour ten minute’

shinee’s biggest fanboy

from soft 1 to hipthurst 100 real quick.

HAM HAM. HAMHAMHAMHAM

My name’s soonyoung call me soon

hamster cheeks

suffers with spicy food

beurora hurricane

Coco his chicken

his love for the angsty teen makne

"HEy MIDDLE"

glitter face

pretty u first win cry face

Mounteen

kwon fire

making dances out of things that inspire him; ex: crab, octopus, noodles, street lamp, backpack

kwon edward soonyoung

refuses to be bottom visual

rivalry with seungkwan and wonwoo

claps like a child

KWON SOONYOUNG FIGHTING *wakes up* 'YYEEEEAAAHHH"

Grandma

Wonwoo:

lowkey highkey loves his own visuals

beanie bro

garden fairy

voice so deep adele's rollin in it

"life is hamburger"

cheese burger aegyo

emo

let him sing fam

fukn nerddd

sick wonwoo days with the plushy

Tsundere™

make him an actor pls

got hit in the balls with a ball one time

nose crinkle

specs

lack of highfives

middle school’s dance machine

him vs. Hoshi in ofd japan

bag of luck

Woozi:

Smol bean that would kill for a single cornchip

Reminds me of a old grandpa teddy bear idk lol

Done with life, hates aegyo and human contact, but will accept it when he wants to

members mock his crying from pretty u first win every chance they get

if he does anything out of character they tease him about it till no end tbh

Suga's son

his need to grab and hit people when he laughs

guitar is his greatest weapon

ccrriinnggeee & finger ccurrlll

producer-nim

adore u is a funky pop song that has fun and fresh lyrics that match seventeen's age on top of an addictive melody

members exposing his ass in project svt

Dk:

the actual sun

built in speakers bc he loud as shit

sacrifices his beautiful face to make people laugh

smile that can cure all the worlds sickness

stop eating cds

woojoos_daddy

‘come to daddy’ tee

horsemin MAL

pigeon

GRILLED PPPORRKK

chicc

pure and goes along with jokes the best

heLL0 mY naMe Is LeE SeOkMIN my moTheR’S naMe Is

hightone rap

wat is basketball?

do it from your heart

Jeonghan's fool

mosquito

Happy birfthday broo

orange peel king

wow, unbeliebable

Grandpa

Two-teen

Mingyu:

MingEW and all his sneezin

flowercap boi

tol and clumsy

If Seventeen doesnt drop somethign, Mingyu certainly will

actually very organized and neat

Minghousewife

was a cheeto for a split second

proud father of OG BongBong

Mingyu sunbaenimmm

Seventeen cant live without their swiss army knife

Akita sound

oh. my. god. Oho My GOD

‘Your name is bob’

Where Is Your Tag???

squeals

"Seventeens official visual"

oooo000OOO yEAh

The8:

got7 bambam taught him how to dab and he never looked back since

thughao

IMMA

before: Yeah I'll have her home before 10 ^-^

now: she'll spend a night at my house ;)

nunchuuk daddy

404 no lines found pt.2

now My I

his predebut pictures are e p i c

side-eye king

arms for days

fashionista

rolled thin porkbelly hair

learns more korean to roast bitches

flipping is his preferred transportation

dirty dirty jamjam ^-^ *svt flipps out in cringe*

Kermit is his bitch

Seungkwan:

fresh baked buns bebe

divaboo

just put boo in any word and it gets 100 times better

supports AND hates aegyo

Beyonce who?

MCboo, talk talk talk.

"Thomas the train" omg rip XD

Vernon's number 1 fan

OHMYGOD JASMIN

cries in jeju accent

John?

Boonon, svts rapper

Oh Laaaddiieesss~~ this is your story

red

haunted house screaming

volleyball fanatic

kimbap kidding?

Crab walks away

Son of Jeju

fashTion

'13th visual' (fuk nah)

Im the BEST quality

Vernon:

child actor but never fukn talks about it

attempts vocal runs

looks confused most of the time

iconic rap lines "pull up on you wacks with a mac fuly loaded", “i'm only seventeen i only got a few dollars” "Chili Chicken in the microwave"

fortune cookie hair

headlines headlines ( HaJiMAaaaAa, dont mention smtm4)

his obsession with hotline bling

"speaks english, but forgets that one english word" (bilingual problems)

Person: h-

Vernon: I was born in america but moved to korea when I was five

Kidney function is not a right its a privilege

woke af

His mom is my bias

teeth

bubble pop

*slightly lifts glasses* 'ding'

sofia

Leonardo Dicaprio AND Leonardo Divinci

Dont take him fishing

stitch

Dat laugh tho

lotto

My favorite part of Seungkwan is-

Dino:

Michael Chanson

"Im growing!"

not Jeonghan's aegi

we will now forget mansae era duck ass hair

Diamond makne

“he’s going through puberty now”-Hoshi

a new born savage

Makne’s visual ranking

GloUp of the century

"michael jackson version"

bitter smile

loud laugh

*runs over hoshi's toes with scooter*

*scrolls through phone and half-heartedly says* I love you.

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fondue for the mudracker

A New Beginning

Yo and Hello from JBI and Brittany Pierce, here to bring you the hottest gossip and introduce our newest speciality. Minus the cheese, there’s a total lack of cheese, we’re working on it.

We all love The Sirens and Divine Influence, obviously - who doesn’t? And since some of us can’t see the tour live RIP all you broke fangirls and tiny children, we wanna make sure you get to see all the drama. So welcome to our new blog for all the ladies on Persephone’s Tour. As The L-Word taught us, too many ladies all together is gonna bring some MAJOR drama. And lady loin tingles.

Speaking of that specific l-word, let’s start out with the only one who’s officially used that word - little Miss Kat Hummel...

Of course we’re all major fans of Kat’s Korner (maybe not all of us?) and we’re stoked for her upcoming fashion line, but is that all we want from her? Of course not! We want her to be rocking with The Sirens 24/7! But is that what Kat wants? The answer is maybe a yes. Rumor has it that Kat is going to drop out of the band to focus on her fashion endeavors. Probably because her socialblade suggests that reviewing shoes and bringing Marley on here and there can only give her so much ad rev. She lacks cheese, I’m telling you, cheese and cats = YouTube success.

She might also just be tiring of certain members of the band. “Members” being used very lightly. Her stepsister, Fiona Hudson, is playing drums for The Sirens, who don’t have their own drummer, on tour. Obviously they’ve used drummers before, and Kat seemed friendly enough with other replacement drummers...but have you noticed how little she mentions Fiona on social media? How Fiona is the only Siren-of-sorts who hasn’t appeared in a Kat’s Korner video? The two don’t seem very close at all. Could family tensions force her to leave? Maybe so, especially since both Marley and Norah could easily take over keyboard and possibly bass when needed. Spoiler alert, Fiona’s height probs makes Kat feel too tiny since she wants to be the biggest thing in the band. Too bad Mad Marls has that covered.

Kat leaving, as mentioned, would let her focus on her well-known first love, fashion. We also assume that means she could focus on her girlfriend, Kitty Wilde of #KittyKat fame. Oh, sorry, we mean “friend”. Friends don’t invite friends to do the couple tag on YouTube, just saying. Obviously. After all, Kitty should have time with her fellow feline-named female once Rachel Berry goes on Broadway, a gig she has lined up right after the tour ends. We all know Rachel loves Broadway and majored in musical theater at UCLA, so will she choose to stay on stage? And, if she doesn’t, can her band really recover from a Broadway hiatus? I hate her.

Kitty, while “close friends” with Kat, has also openly called Rachel her best friend, as the two have known each other almost their entire lives. Kitty only pretends to be in the God Squad so she can convince people she has a soul. It seems rather interesting that Kitty would be so close to the two people who are rumored to be leaving. Is it something she did? Maybe she wants more time with Kat - or maybe she wants to start and empire of her own, and had to recruit Kat to help her start a fashion/make-up/social media fame platform. We’ve noticed how her follower number has grown exponentially since #KittyKat vlogs started, and we wouldn’t be surprised if all of that success went into her little blonde head. Kitty is just a knock off version of Quinn and knock offs always fall apart.

Regardless, we wish Rachel luck on Broadway (no), but not enough luck that she’ll actually get recognized for her work. If she does a good enough job she could get a Tony nomination, which will lead to more job offers, and that might just be the end of Divine Influence... Tony should keep his award and Rachel should keep being horrible somewhere I don’t have to see it anymore.

...Unless someone takes over for Rachel. Lead singers do have a history of being replaced - we’re looking at you, Van Halen, Fleetwood Mac, etc. - but could Divine Influence be doing the same thing? Blair Anderson speaking of, who even IS Blair?????, a back-up singer/dancer on the tour, also studied musical theater at UCLA, and she obviously knew Rachel. There’s even evidence of her being friends with the other members of the band. Sabrina Smythe, the manager of both bands on Pesephone’s Tour, has said their back-up singers have been working hard and well with the bands, She even made special note that Blair could have a solo during the encore which is a shame because Santana Lopez should totally get to sing, and it doesn’t take much searching to find out that Blair has made a demo herself. Is this tour going to be her audition to take over Rachel’s spot? And, more importantly, would we care about the band anymore if Rachel’s not a part of it? Hmm. We just don’t know. Wait... we care about the band right now??

What else we don’t know? Why are there back-up dancers in the first place? Jackie Williams made a smash in Divine Influence’s “Hey Beautiful Angel” music video, but was it enough that they really decided to add dancers to the tour? Back-up singers, sure, which Jackie also doing, but it’s oddly coincidental they managed to book her months afterwards, right? Sabrina announced the search for other back-up for the tour shortly after the video debuted, and Jackie was a part of the search team. Something about that seems rather off, don’t you think? Sad pandas unite for me not making it on the tour. I dance way better and am way hotter and have bigger boobs. So.

Speaking of Sabrina Smythe, have you ever wondered if there was another “S” that needed to slip into her name? Perhaps Sabrina Stripper Smythe? A blind item on twitter claims that some tour member has a stripper past, and wouldn’t that just fit the narrative of the Spoiled Smythe? After all, her best friend, Santana Lopez, is known for taking her clothes off, so we can’t help but wonder if she was influenced by her. She’s also the only member of her family to not have a law degree, and we could see a stripper past causing that problem. I’d pay to see that... just saying.

Another degree-less member? Sam Evans. As in, not even a college degree, or even an attempt at college, like Fiona. It’s rather sad, actually. We don’t know much about her past between Kentucky, dyslexia, and moving to LA. Is she hiding some dark past? THIS IS RUDE college is hard :( and Sam is pretty, pretty people don’t need to go to college. Maybe SHE was the stripper.

Eh. Seems unlikely with how innocent of a country bumpkin she is, but we’re keeping our eyes on her. When your past is full of so many blank spots, we can assume you’re hiding something

Then again, do we know anything about Quinn Fabray? Well, about her past? She was friends of some sort with Santana in college, as evidenced by Santana’s old picture of her with pink hair all the way back from their freshman year. Along with the pink hair, there are some now gone piercings and a punk vibe that we didn’t expect.

We also know that Quinn’s real name is “Lucy”, but why did she change it? Could that mean - NEVERMIND QUINN’S THE STRIPPER

And, lastly, let’s get into our beloved Puckerose, both of whom may not be hiding so much anymore...

Norah Puckerman and Marley Rose have been the fan favorite ship of the band since day one. Over time, the ship has grown from fan speculation to fans just knowing it’s true. All the posts about each other, the duets, the songs they’ve written together, and now they live together? Please! Even non-fringe fans are starting to assume they’re dating. I’d date them, too. I’d also date Norah’s new boyfriend, he’s hot.

Which is why we are very distressed to report images of our beloved Puckster with a man. The two seem to be enjoying time in New York City and are all smiles.

While we all just assume Norah’s bi and, yes, we would be okay with her dating guys, we gotta ask...um, what the fuck??

Norah has mentioned an affinity for older men in the past, but this old? Um...what? Originally we dismissed the photos, since there wasn’t much to them and she could’ve just ran into someone on the street who was trying to talk to her. She’s pleasant to strangers...well, sometimes.

But now the two have been spotted together a couple of times, and we think that could be a sign it’s a real thing. One brave TMZ-er got footage of the two of them at dinner before the man - her boyfriend? - asking her to leave them alone while Norah just sat there politely. Norah being a quiet, good girl?? He looks old, maybe she has a bigger daddy kink than Kitty does for Jesus?

We’re kinkshaming this relationship - am I using that term correctly? Whatever, this whole thing is weird!

Of course, maybe it’s in response to Marley’s obvious beard - oh, oops, “boyfriend” - Ryder Lynn. Marley must be good at shaving, she should shave her boyfriends head, too.

Totally cute and believable - if we pretended Puckerose wasn’t living together - right? Except...where the fuck is this guy? We never see him around. Maybe he’s a robot, they’re good at hiding.

And you’d particularly think he’d want to be around after the events of the day. The OG Sirens had a group interview today, and, as soon as it ended, Marley fainted. She was quickly revived and had plenty of water but was rushed away before any questions could be asked. Marley even declined to be on Fondue for Two which totally means she either hates cheese or isn’t eating at all...because we all know she’d love to come pet my pussy’s. Sabrina and Santana put out a message that Marley was simply dehydrated and tired from all the rehearsals, but, come on, we all know “dehydration” and “exhaustion” are code words for drugs - I bet Norah gave her drugs - and mental health issues. So, what’s Miss Rose hiding besides her relationship with her favorite guitarist? Or is the stress of headlining a major tour while her bestie for the restie, Kat, is planning on leaving too much for her?

Well...we’ll have to wait and see.

#ptgossip #jbi #bp #a new beginning #all #ba #rb #se #qf #fh #kh #sl #jp #np #mr #ss #kw

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ALL OF THE SONG ASK THINGS PLS

Lmaoo thanks anony! Sorry it took so long I had a lot of songs to choose from so it was kind of hard to pick 😅 here they are:

🌧 - song for a rainy dayPatience by Guns N Roses! Idk it’s just really chill to have this playing on a rainy day 🌚 - song for when i’m feeling nervousHappiness is a Warm Gun by The Beatles!  🔥 - song that pumps me upGASOLINA BY DADDY YANKEE FOR SURE  🍂 - song that helps me calm downTime to Pretend by MGMT or Breezeblocks by Alt-J 🌊 - song for a day at the beachCould You Be Loved by Bob Marley is always a go to beach song for me! ⭐️ - song i’ll listen to on repeatI like to repeat a LOT of songs 😂 at the moment I’ve had The Cure by Lady Gaga stuck in my head! 🌠 - song that’s special to meHmmm 🤔 I have a lot of songs that are special to me but 2 really stick out for me at the moment. I’ll Be There For You by Bon Jovi because my dad dedicated it to me. Songbird by Fleetwood Mac because that’s what I danced with my mom at my quinceñeara lol ☂ - song for when i’m feeling sadThere are a lot of things to listen to but Simple Song by The Shins or Across the Universe by The Beatles come to mind because they make me feel a little better 🙂 - song that makes me smileHome by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros! It never fails to make me feel happy wherever I’m at 💗 💔 - song for a heartbreakThe Scientist by Coldplay OR No Me Queda Mas by Selena because go big or go home 😂 ALSO the ENTIRE LEMONADE ALBUM BY BEYONCE 🎉 - song to party toBOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AND SUAVEMENTE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS 🚶 - song for when i feel aloneWith or Without You by U2 or High By the Beach by Lana Del Rey or Skinny Love by Bon Iver 👯 - song that reminds me of someoneWelcome to the Black Parade by MCR (and literally anything else by MCR) reminds me of my bestie @sophisnotofuckingkay ! Also, Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore by REO Speedwagon reminds me of my sister because we always duet to it 😂 💪🏽 - song that helps me be strongIdk how to answer this without sounding corny as hell but whatever I love listening to Strong Enough by Cher 😂😂😂 Also Don’t Stop Believing by Journey for obvious reasons 😂 🏋 - song to work out toEsa Morena by DJ Laz gets me FUCKING PUMPED to work out 😂 ☄ - song for when i feel lighter than airHello, Goodbye by The Beatles or Take a Walk by Passion Pit!

☀️ - song for a sunny dayAdventure of a Lifetime by Coldplay or Riptide by Vance Joy! 🌲 - song that reminds me of natureBecause by The Beatles or Northern Downpour by Panic! At the Disco. Don’t ask me why they just do 😂 💤 - song i fall asleep toI’m Only Sleeping by The BeatlesORGolden Slumbers by The Beatles ✌🏼️ - song for when i feel fabulousSissy That Walk by Rupaul or Flawless by Beyonce 😎👸🏽 🌪 - song for when i’m angrySeven Nation Army by the White Stripes or Fighter by Christina Aguilara because FIGHT ME  🎤 - song i’ll sing out loud LITERALLY ANY FUCKING DISNEY SONG!!!  ✈️ - song for when i’m feeling nostalgicDaylight by Matt and Kim usually makes me feel super nostalgic! Also, Memories by Panic! at the Disco ⚓️ - song that keeps me groundedHmmmm if I had to say any, I really like Breathe from In The Heights and The Psychiatrist is In by God Help the Girl!  🌇 - song that inspires meThis is corny but Hey Jude by The Beatles! Also, Shake It Out by Florence and the Machine  ⏰ - song for when i’m feeling stressedThis depends on what I’m stressed about but for the most part, it’s usually Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie

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