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nwarrior777 · 3 months
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having shut downs for two days in a row, decided to feel my feeling through jpegs
so yeah here is Astarion struggling after being captured (and saved) from cazador or smth, everything i knew is still random cutscenes with him recomended by youtube, but i love him anyway
(why is he fat - because)
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muqingfx · 8 days
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for context, ling wen happened LMAO
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liliumaa · 7 months
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While reading the guidebook, my smartass who pays way too much attention to little details saw "Jerboa with her daughter Jerboa II" and screamed "ITS JERBOA III!!!"
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midnightvoyager · 2 years
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I have seen so many awful Baldur's Gate romances that I have come around on Anomen being a prat (better with mods!) as being preferable to modding in dude romance options, like holy god. The familiar evil has become preferable. There's just always something weird in there. Valygar goes "the writer's fetish" insane in the Underdark, Haer'Dalis is a designated side-piece. Kelsey's whiny but forgettable. Solaufein's OP as hell and won't shut the fuck up about random IRL poetry. Keldorn freaks out when your sister hits on him because of the age difference and you have to get rid of his wife for it, so I'm GONNA SAY I don't think his mod will be any better. There's also a Yoshimo romance where he dies if you want even more trauma for the protagonist. There's one for Edwin, and like... why. Every time I consider a mod, I have flashbacks to another one and go "maybe not." I'm considering Mazzy, but her mod does a lot of stuff with morals and I'd like to be able to romance someone who isn't going to try to kill me if I do thief things.
As far as Beamdog goes, all their characters get abruptly worse in BG2 to the point where I generally loathe them. Rasaad in particular breaks up with you because he inexplicably thinks you did the crime you're framed for. Dorn decides he's a cartoon. And Neera is just physically painful.
If you're wondering why there's no women on this list other than Neera and Mazzy, then I want to introduce you to Chloe and Imoen and Saerileth and the wide wide world of "The male options may be shit, but the female options tend to scar your fucking soul."
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yume-fanfare · 6 months
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SILENCE
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the princess
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is :3ing
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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queerstudiesnatural · 7 months
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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lautakwah · 5 months
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EDIT: CHECK MY LATEST ADDITION BEFORE YOU START SHIT IN THE NOTES, THANKS.
warning for discord users
If you're on the app, immediately go to your dms and then "add friends". After the latest update they allow your contacts to find you and have that option turned on by default, so make sure it's unchecked!
This is very obviously not great for a multitude of reasons, but especially for people in vulnerable positions who do not want people in their contacts to see who they are on discord and/or know they have discord in the first place. I've also tried finding out if this is a thing on desktop but haven't been able to find any mention of it, so either it's not a "feature" (yet) or they've hidden it. Either way, stay safe, and turn off finding friends via contacts!
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[ID: three screenshots from the discord app with circles around the buttons to press to get to this "feature". 1: the messages/DM button, 2: the "add friends button", 3: in the add friends page, the "allow contacts to add me" checkbox. /END ID]
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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systemdeez · 4 months
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Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.
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happyheidi · 8 months
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𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍
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justphilia · 13 days
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Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!
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She leaves you for a woman.
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imperatoralicia · 2 months
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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.
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sleepygaymerdisease · 2 months
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moxley · 5 months
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all my advice about using real athletes to learn drawing bodies beyond hard abs, and my particular pref being wrestlers, also applies to women btw. you can draw women who r strong and not an hourglass shape. fucking do it.
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kris statlander, rhea ripley (look at her SHAPE), willow nightingale, ruby soho, these r just four off the top of my head that have obvious musculature and different body types. skye blue and julia hart have more slim cheerleader style bodies as well, i REALLY wanted to put emi sakura who is fucking STOUT (adoring) in this post but i couldn't find a good demonstrative pic, the list goes on
DRAW DIFFERENT BODIESSSSSSSS
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