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abiiors · 4 months
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sex becoming a trend on tiktok to post your bfs to, I’M SOBBING DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SONG 😭😭😭
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clingyduoapologist · 10 months
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dsmp characters' smash mains
c!Tommy: probably kirby or some shit but I saw this one video of cc!tommy playing Smash with Metaknight and he would literally only use NeutralB to attack and SideB to approach and that has such strong fucking c!tommy energy that I can't stop thinking about it
c!Tubbo: Minecraft Steve. I would fucking hate fighting against him he'd pull off like NIL uptilt-upair chains and kill me at 30 off a bad roll I'd fucking hate his stupid ass steve
c!Wilbur: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing he'd probably just be like "huh, Mario, I know that guy" and then write emo poetry after he falls off the stage three times and Tommy laughs at him for it
c!Dream: Joker (see this post)
c!Quackity: Loves King K. Rool and is actually pretty good but he never plays him because he's a tier whore and is trying desperately to convince people that his aegis has sauce (it doesn't he knows it doesn't he just wanted to play a top tier)
c!Foolish: Always picks Donkey Kong when messing around but if he gets pissed off he switches to this pocket fox he has and literally just wipes the floor with fucking anyone without even blinking it's fucking scary man
c!Purpled: Aeigis (he's also a tier whore but unlike quackity he's actually good at them) (he's also a controller smasher when he loses)
c!Ranboo: Jigglypuff cuz he thought she was cute, but he also has no idea what he's fucking doing (i'd fucking get his ass so hard with a tipper marth fsmash and he'd die at fucking 25% and then go and monologue sadly about it and it would be the best day of my life)
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I've never seen a number go up by 43 in so short a time before
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laura-mistress · 2 months
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My wishlist: https://www.wishtender.com/wuensche
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m-oaning-myrtle · 5 months
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silver-wield · 1 month
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do you have a best friend irl i can’t imagine it
What exactly do you get out of this? What answer would satisfy your sad little self and brighten your miserable existence? Come on, tell me how I can help you. Without resorting to paying for your extensive and desperately needed therapy, ofc.
Would you like me to lie and say I have no friends? Would it make your day if I spend my birthdays alone? Would you throw a parade if I was a loner virgin like you?
Well, tough shit.
I work, own my own house, get along with my relatives, have a bf (and yes, we fuck), and I even have more than one friend!
Because there's more to me and my life than a video game, you sad pathetic moronic carrot. Now, fuck off. As I keep saying: this blog ain't for you.
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goldwan · 6 months
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Girls who never mean what they say girls who are always lying girls who suffer because life is exactly as Kierkegaard described. It can only be observed in reverse, but it must be lived in forward, girls who don’t understand themselves girls who don’t know what they want girls who don’t know what they’re saying girls who don’t understand the implications of their choices until it is too late and they can never go home. They can never go home. You can never go home again girls who are alone because it is impossible to be themselves because they do not know themselves and they cannot know themselves because ‘themselves’ are their own enigma that invades even their own mind, because they are changing with the wind, because there was nothing constant about them except her inconsistency, because there is nothing there, there is only in substance the unsubstantial. There is nothing there. There is a gas there is a void. She is a void. You think she is twisting you. You think she is hurting you, but she does not exist. She does not know her self. She does not know enough about any of this to decide she is lost too.
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every-captain · 20 days
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Slapping Reans hand away from answering my tinder messages
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shubblelive · 11 months
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some people don’t know that wilbur soot not only has an ao3 account but that he has also posted a story there
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seethesound · 2 months
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Not For You
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crows-father · 5 months
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Well we like to chat with you :D
You're also the only ones! Considering the dead fucking silence from anyone who doesn't live in my house!
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riotclitshave · 5 months
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NOT FOR U
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kutekuto · 7 months
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the word forever was a word only ment for memories
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blackshaggy211 · 7 months
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Spilling emotions outta this broken heart hands wrapped in guilt keeping them from falling apart and putting yourself back together is the Art…. Abracadabra
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tracepoetry · 7 months
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(in the aftermath / they untie your hands)
you are collapsing like a ruin now, after the miracle: they asked what you need and you told them -
stripes rising now, neck down to hip. you are topography, you are borderless -
staring over your shoulder they lock eyes. you are already thinking about how to remember this:
feather-soft hair brushing one cheek, someone's mouth so close to yours no one is breathing
when finally you press your mouth into his you draw blood, but he still tastes a little like you
in the aftermath they untie your hands, and your bodies shake like lies wanting to be found out
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