I am unreasonably obsessed with the fact that Sand and Mew keep impacting each others lives and have never said a single word to each other
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Naming yourself after a guy who rather famously lost his power (and hair) and then being upset that you too lost the same thing(s) does not seem very wise, Black Samson
HE DRESSED LIKE THIS TOO, LET'S NOT FORGET HIS OLD OUTFIT.
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just so y’all know..this is exactly what my face looks like everytime I get a notification on this silly little app 😭
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Romans 3:10 (NKJV) -
As it is written:
“There is none righteous, no, not one;
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Cat food people: hey you know that very specific wet cat food you get bulk shipments of every three months because you know exactly how much you need?
Me: yeah?
Cat food people: we're going to stop making it but we're also not going to tell you we stopped making it so you'll only find out when you run out and suddenly wonder where the 'late' shipment is. 🙂
Me: you realize some of us can't just randomly switch cat foods without making them sick, right?!?
Cat food people: yup, fuck you, have fun!
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I bought such a beautiful overpriced bag for my BoJack Horseman fanfiction today. It looks like a little Chanel bag with a diamond studded eagle on top. The cope for wanting outward validation has officially reached ridiculous degrees.
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SSS - Outside Chance 28
At the risk of jinxing myself (again), a small preview of the next chapter of OC. I have miraculously made some progress on this in the past few days, and am hoping that I’ll be able to finish it up and post after I graduate… in a week 👩🏻🎓😬 (edit: two weeks wow my brain is fried)… Anyways, point is I’m close enough to done with this chapter to make it my priority when I’ve got more time.
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“Five four three--” The last two beats are silent and I gaze into the camera, waiting.
“Hello, Katniss Everdeen, the Girl on Fire! Golden fire! How are you feeling?” I recognize the voice of Caesar Flickerman, long time host of NBC’s Olympic broadcast, glad my brain manages to latch onto his name before I open my mouth.
“Hello, Caesar! I am… honored and so overwhelmed to be standing here right now.”
Just as the woman warned me -- Cecilia! That was her name. I get momentarily distracted by my memory, but the satellite delay works in my favor and I still catch Caesar’s next words.
“I’ll bet you are. I think I speak for all of us when I say our hearts stopped. Just stopped when you fell near the end of the race yesterday, and I don’t think they started beating again until several minutes after we all realized you won anyways.”
“Mine, too,” I say and smile when someone behind the cameras laughs.
“I can’t blame you. To work so hard to get this far then to fall like that… can you walk us through those last moments of the race, Katniss?”
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