#now isn’t that sexy

[arcane-gold]

hello i made a character

#he is soooooo sexy and i still haven’t rly settled on a name but for now it’s macabre #i have an old oc named macabre so i just stole his name #i might change it #isn’t he fine as hell #mods are amazing #rip my computer tho #it really does not like this game #this shit is as hot as the surface of the sun #anyway #bg3 #ocs

[pinkmirth]

in a toji mood . . . lord help me

#tw: toji #he’s so fucking foul . . like; he’s the nastiest bitch i know #but it would be simply untruthful to lie and say he isn’t sexy #like so so sooooooooo sexy >.< #always knew he was hot but now i’m actually FEELING things for himmm #꒰ঌ 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃ℊ.ᐟ ໒꒱ #ৎ୭ ⨾ 𝓉ℴ𝒿𝒾.ᐟ #꒰ঌ 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒹ℴ𝓂 ⨾ 𝒿𝒿𝓀.ᐟ ໒꒱ #toji #rambles #jjk #jujustu kaisen

[grimaom]

i can’t think of a clever caption….its aeryn yall

#this image has been my discord for years now😭 #i’m about to change it and then realized #hey why isn’t it my tumblr pfp??? #shes so pretty here #and i put it in black and white cause some thing about it feels sexy #also john in the back i’m how im feeling #farscape #aeryn sun #john crichton

[jesse-is-inarguably-purple]

the thing about rewatching fhsy is that every time kalina shows up i am immediately 100% on her side

#the first time through I was like noo the bad kids!! #this sexy evil catgirl is trying to kill them! #but now it’s like #I know they’ll be ok #and in the meantime #sexy evil catgirl HOT #i know she can’t fuck and isn’t real shut up let me have this #original #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high: sophmore year #fhsy #d20 fhsy #kalina

[notgonnarememberthis]

Fuck it, prediction bingo

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #nothing against Zelda she will just appear obv #but give me sam or ostentasia or #surprise return gotta be someone crazy too #I expect bud or even chungledown bim #now baron or sexy rat… #then we can talk #parent lore excludes Sandra Lynn bc she has her own box #parent wedding pls I am chasing that dressing up for prom ep #bad kids fight means they argue w each other #also chasing that drama #and Brennan has made me cry every intrepid hero season so let’s see if the streak continues #new art isn’t cheating bc I made this Jan 2nd

[ghostiedreamsz]

I relapsed into MHA again and discovered something awful :)

So of course I did what any sane person would do and keysmashed the five stages of grief to my brother-

⚠️ Spoilers for My Hero Academia season 6 ⚠️

Twice was such a lovely character, man. He’s been dead in the manga for years but god do I miss him

#my hero academia #bnha spoilers #twice mha #COME BACK #THE ANIME JUST ISN’T THE SAME WITHOUT YOU #I MISS HIM SO MUCH #ok but can we talk about that scene for a second #Dabi absolutely burnt the shit outta him #absolutely cooked him #dabi #mha hawks #if you asked me a week ago if I condoned this I would’ve said hell no #thats my fucking bird husband #but NOW? #DO IT AGAIN #YOU DIDN’T DO IT ENOUGH #THAT WAS SO FUCKING SEXY OF HIM #STEP ON ME #what who said that

[glynjohnsfurcoat]

my mom told me they were talking about eric idle on the podcast she listens to and i of course immediately got hearts in my eyes. and she was like “show me pictures of him idk what he looked like” so i was like OKAYYY and showed her some pics and she goes. “…..you and the big noses…” 🫢

#GUILTYYYY 🤪 #then she wanted to see current pics. and goes ‘oh he’s better looking now’ GIRL…… #his nose isn’t even that big tho and i resent her belittling the sexiness of true big nose havers

[yioh]

genshin player’s switch up on sumeru characters will haunt me forever honestly i’ve never seen such a large amnt of people act so utterly fake in such a small period of time😭

#everyone really pretended they cared abt the colourism and racism HNDBDJXBXXJ #sumeru as a whole still makes me feel so uncomfy to this day with the weird ass storyline and colourism and whitening of several characters #but now everyone is just fawning over how sexy al haitham and kaveh are or how cute nahida is like #😭 idk man i can’t stand it #it annoys me soooooooooooo much #even worse how sumeru characters are plastered all over my social media everywhere #the switch up of how big of a deal everyone made the sumeru design reveal to be at the start only for their banners and character popularity #to be some of the highest ones #like . likeeeeee ………….. #feels so gross #anyways rant over i’m gonna stay in my lil mondstadt liyue bubble forever lol #not that those nations are perfect either but at least it isn’t tinged with the feeling of disgust towards fans 😭 #also the amount of racism and colourism i saw people blatantly show with the release of sumeru was so crazy it makes my skin crawl #anyways i rly hate like 99% of sumeru ships and i don’t get how everyone can just brainlessly enjoy this region’s characters at all #esp when they are all SO white it bugs me to no end in hate it i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #still so disappointed with kaveh’s design especially i think he was my last straw #i was hoping so bad he wouldn’t be some basic white bitch but he came out looking like btec howl PLEASE 🤨 #and the way everyone loves him just makes me hate him more lmfaooo #the most basic and boring design in the whole world it makes me feel Nothing at all

[porschesbabydaddy]

Kinn darling, acting like a scary rich douchebag is NOT how you flirt

#kinnporsche #kprewatch2023 #my man’s got no game for REAL #threatening a man’s workplace and bragging abt your fancy watch isn’t sexy #now kidnapping? that debatable

[guccigarantine]

going to a dnd themed drag king show tonight and literally don’t know what that means but I am very excited

#like what songs will people do????? #leather???? probably?????? #but not in a sexy way #if you’ve ever been to drag king show you will know that sexy isn’t the point #the point is being the biggest freak anyone has ever seen #and sometimes that’s sexy! #most of the time it’s silly tho which is a different kind of sexy and extremely important #anyway I’m trying to plan my outfit now #I’m so excited

[beefbroganoff]

The idea of ‘I would never sexualize my friends’ is really weird to me bc in this mindset where you would never so much as THINK a sexual thought about a stranger, much less someone you ALREADY ENJOY THE COMPANY OF!!!! how do you think you will ever grow into a consensual sexual relationship??? Being friends is like step 1 of caring enough to want to put your dick and/or hole in or around someone? It’s like reverse friendzone theory or something

#also even if actually having sex isn’t in the cards it’s okay to say your friends are sexy if that’s something they comfortably engage with #I have friends that are sexy #compliments are nice #literally it’s just ‘do you view sex with respect or do you still internalize that it’s shameful and humiliating’ #alright that’s enough airing of my own shit I’ve had to better myself and get over. for now

[dozydawn]

favorite salty perfumes🧂+ fragrantica reviews

Idôle Aura by Lancôme (2021)

Chant d’Extase by Nina Ricci (2018)

Lovely 10th Anniversary Edition by Sarah Jessica Parker (2015)

#salt is one of my favorite notes and it’s too rare #some negative reviews of idole aura were like ‘gross. i get pickle juice from this’ ​like the smell of brine isn’t sexy #i have worn lovely since high school and the flankers are all improvements. sarah jessica parker and i have kindred noses #i felt sooo special wearing such a musky perfume around marc jacobs daisy girls. it’s tame for my tastes now but i really felt different. #perfume #fragrance

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

Day 655

Unlike the mod of this blog arjuna finishes things in a concise fashion, so he’s done well today

#hasarjunadoneanythingwrong #my post #started ANOTHER fucking comic late at night instead of finishing something #anyway. I’m not making a sep post 4 this bc k don’t want to add to the complaining but #at this point in time I’ve seen more people complaining abt ppl complaining abt the npcs than actual complaints #like. I think they’re just making shit up now bc they’re mad ppl didn’t just gratefully eat their scraps #I’m now hearing that the guda6 ssr artist was HARRASSED over it which while possible #why am I only hearing about this now?????? and not then??? #it fr feels like they want to ruin it for anyone who’s actually happy #I think some of it is ppl don’t realize it wasn’t just eng ppl complaining but idk #and they don’t notice that the jp players also complain a lot bc it’s in another language/on dif sites #so they always try to turn it into some ‘damn sjw na fem player’ but that’s not really…accurate? #and frustrating too bc at the time of the npc thing there were only 3 guys released like yeah actually putting 3 sexy npcs out at once was #gonna piss people off if it could’ve doubled it for that demographic #and idk. it definitely feels like it’s pushback for the fact that people were actually angry on both sides of the fanbase that now #I keep seeing these damn posts complaining about ppl complaining #like if it bothers you so much just block them?????? #it really wasn’t an unreasonable response though #and yeah I’m not pro harassing artists but I do find it convenient it wasn’t mentioned until now #if it is true-it’s bad but that isn’t the fault of the majority of the people who were frustrated? #def not on par w like the. parv thing for example #like maybe fans in this fanbase just get bitchy sometimes idk #anyway I needed to vent this to release bile I just didn’t want it obvious srry to bother <3 #I’m just sick of it like damn can we not just enjoy the new servant. the npc thing really wasn’t that bad why are you still mad

[wowieeitsisa]

Never finished ocs + my thumb, with black nail polish

Yk, that one animation meme song that was a social criticism of Twitter and ppl just animated their sillies into the song bc it slapped hard? ANYWAY, I remembered abt it, and I went to listen to other songs of the guy because WHY NOT

Anyway Tous les mêmes is abt men being all the same, and I kinda of adapted into these two world: they’re fed up with heroes

#IsaArt #Olivia #John #OC #Original Character #now John isn’t quite a villain like Olivia #but man’s just as fed up as her when it comes to heroes lmao #ALSO the other song I was talking abt was Carmen :) #CARMEN HITS SOSOSO HARD #AND SINCE IT WAS FRENCH I WOULD NEVER GUESS THAT IT WAS A SOCIAL CRITICISM ABT TWITTER #it’s like burnt rice #I couldn’t fucking figure out what the burnt rice animation meme was abt #I WANTED TO SEE THE SILLIES SEXY DANCING AND THE OTHER GETTING EMBARASSED #I was obssessed with the Paul and Patryck one #YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABT YOU KNOW

[321sluggie]

mentions of weight loss in tags

#sorry I don’t know how to do a read more on mobile but this might be a lil distressing to read idk #I haven’t bought a scale nor have I looked at one in months. but a friend had one and I used it #and I’ve lost more a those lbs #I just. look fucjing frail now #I’d suspected maybe I’d lost a bit. but not nearly as much as I have #every time I eat now I get horrible cramps. I thought I was managing it but I guess I’ve been avoiding more than I thought #I keep telling my doctors and they keep saying that unless I feel bad I’m fine #and like. I do feel bad. lol #and so they just tell me to wait until my follow up in October #I’m glad it’s not too far now but I just feel like none of these people care #I dont know why but no medical professional I’ve spoken with has been concerned about my weight loss but like. #I’m 6’ and 120lbs. this isn’t right #I think it’s just fatphobia. like these people will tell a healthy fat person to lose weight no matter what #and losing weight is always ‘good’ #the surgeon who did my top surgery just sent me a survey about body image and I don’t know if I should fill it out #I’m so glad I did top surgery. but the rest of me is just. skeleton featuring débilitating pain #I DONT FEEL VERY SEXY DOCTOR IM SORRY

[starbuck]

the fact that they could have had Nacho fake-seduce Lalo to further gain his trust without changing ANYTHING plot-wise and they DIDN’T is the biggest missed opportunity i have ever seen and it’s gonna keep me up at night for years

#keep me up at night making up AUs where it DID happen - of course! #honestly - in a sense - it’s a blessing cuz now we can just make up Whatever We Want #but it’s still just like. they set it up SO perfectly and for WHAT?????? #agonizing. #like. yeah it IS funny that Nacho puts in as little effort as humanly possible and effectively seduces Lalo anyway #but i just think it could have been Significantly more fucked up in a very fun way if they’d pushed it a little further #that’s all i’m saying #like. AU where the situation in 5.10 isn’t that Nacho has to get Lalo out of the way to facilitate the assassination but that he has to #keep him from going anywhere #so - as a last ditch attempt at this - he kisses him and Lalo (none-the-wiser) is like !!!!!!!!!! #and they wind up fucking before Nacho sneaks off and lets the assassins in #has anyone written that?? that feels like low-hanging lacho fruit #and you’d get the bonus of the EXTREMELY sexy ‘betrayed with a kiss’ imagery… #like. yeah Nacho is Jesus but he’s ALSO Judas - he’s multifaceted #and personally i think they should have committed to it #i mean i know that eating Lalo’s cooking and drinking his liquor is symbolically equivalent to fucking him #but we could have had BOTH!!!!!!! #there is absolutely no reason that we couldn’t have had both #i may write that honestly… regardless of what anyone else has or has not written #i have a Vision now #and i cannot rest until it is fulfilled #bcs #better call saul