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twistedinthreads · 1 month

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Lost In The Labyrinth

Felix Catton x Fem!Reader

Part 2.

You came to Oxford to get away from America; from your mother's fame and the ghosts of your past. You get more than you bargained for when you meet Felix.

Word Count: 2.4k

Warnings: drinking, drugs, mentions of sexual assault (not detailed, though it is very implied, and we will probably get into it in later parts), mentions of wounds/blood/a scar, sex talk, mentions of being called derogatory names during sex (no mention of what those names are though), movie references, Elvis reference (because I think that requires a warning lmfaooo), sweet Felix, Americanisms (there WILL be more, lol)

Playlist (a work in progress!)

A/N: we are soooo back baby! a little more reader lore and sweet Felix. Let's go!!! also if anyone has suggestions for songs to add to the fic playlist, let me know.

The pub is crowded; of course it is. It’s Friday night and there’s an abundance of college students who wanna get fucked up, your friend group being one of them. You’re already a few rounds in, the alcohol flooding your system and your brain fuzzing. It feels nice, a subtle buzz that doesn’t completely overtake your senses but has you feeling relaxed and calm. The calm before the inevitable slurring of your speech and blurry vision as you get more drinks deep.

“So, like,” Vera begins in her posh London accent. “Is he good?”

“Huh?” You ask, sipping at your pint, confused. You’d just been talking about Bette Davis in What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?, and have no fucking clue who the he could possibly be.

“Felix. Is he good in bed?” You nearly spit your drink out. Of course you talk about this stuff, but your friends have never really taken much interest in him in particular. “Has to be, the way everyone falls over him.”

“Yeah,” you shrug. “He’s good. I mean… sometimes he forgets I also need an orgasm, but when he does make me come, holy shit.”

“What about that other guy you fucked? At the beginning of the year?” Katie interjects. “Farleigh?”

“Oh,” you chuckle a bit. “Farleigh is Felix’s cousin.”

“Ooh, keeping it in the family I see.” Vera teases loudly, and you lightly slap her shoulder. You know she’s had too many when she gets rowdy and raucous like this.

“Shut up,” but you laugh. “He was�� he was good. Kinda mean? Like, he asked me if it was okay and stuff first but he called me names and shit. It was kinda hot. But Felix… Felix is sweet. He’s really like… earnest. I don’t know.”

“Someone’s in love,” Michelle sing-songs from your left. “I can’t blame you.”

“I’m not in love,” you mutter, though it’s a lie written in bold right across the page. “I could be, though. Like, if it keeps going. But enough about me! Vera, we know about that girl you’ve been seeing, stop keeping it a secret and tell us!”

Vera’s in the middle of a practical sonnet about Jade, this girl that she allegedly hates so much yet let eat her out for hours a few nights ago, when she abruptly stops and lets out a loud cackle. Your friend motions toward the door, her bobbed black hair bouncing on her head. “Look what the cat dragged in.”

Of course it’s Felix and his posse; Farleigh, India, and Annabel never far behind. There are a few stragglers that you’ve seen before, but can’t remember the names of. You hadn’t made plans for tonight, telling him you were all booked up, so you’re not surprised to see him. Farleigh meets your gaze, and he taps Felix on the arm and points to you, giving you a smirk.

Felix’s eyes light up and he makes his way through the maze of tables. “Darling!”

“Hey, Felix,” he leans down to kiss you on the cheek, and you feel them heat up. Your friends are watching, eyes glued to your interaction. “Nice to see you.” It’s all so formal, but you don’t really know how to act with all eyes on you… though you’re so used to it. The paparazzi photographed you many times with your new “boytoy” as they always loved to say, or your “friend” whenever it was a girl. But this, somehow, feels like the exposure of something too intimate to share, something confined to dorm rooms and club bathrooms. He’s touchy in public, sure, but it's usually just your hand in his or an arm over your shoulder.

“Mind if we join you?” There’s enough seats, you guess, and you look at your friends. Katie purses her lips and nods, Vera is giving you a smirk, her red lips contorted toward the right side of her face, and Michelle just shrugs and says “sure!” and you know they’ll tease you later, but it’s not like you care.

“Lovely!” He hits both palms on the table, knocking your drinks so they fizz and move like the undulating sea in their glasses. “Farleigh!” He shouts over the noise, catching his cousin’s attention.

“Oh my god,” Annabel’s eyes widen when she looks at you. “That jacket is gorgeous! You have to tell me where you got it.”

You hide your distaste; hanging out with Felix’s friends is when your pedigree really shines through. Your mother always did say you could really be an actress if you wanted to be, and your prowess is never on display more than when you have to lower to their shallow whims. “Oh! It’s one of my mom’s vintage Versace pieces. One of a kind. It was from one of her premieres, but she didn’t want it anymore so sent it off with me.”

“I love that!” She replies, and settles in across from you.

If you were just buzzed before, you’re properly plastered by round 5. You can barely walk yourself up to the bar to order your round. Felix has to help you up, and walk you to the bar, and carry the shots for you.

“Okay, okay,” Felix says when all the shots are distributed. “Last round. Seriously. Need to get this one home.” He kisses your cheek, just like at the beginning of the night. If you weren’t drunk, you’d be embarrassed by how sweaty you are. You’ve shed the jacket, leaving you in a black ribbed tank top, and still, you almost feel feverish.

Once the drinks are downed and the conversation has run out, Felix helps you out of your seat and helps put your jacket on. Even in your stupor, you manage out an “I’m pathetic. Letting a man do everything for me? Humiliating.” It’s meant as a joke, but only kind of. Your cheeks, already warm, feel the embarrassment of having to have him assist you with everything.

Felix laughs his hearty, genuine laugh, and you immediately sink into his arms. You wave a goodbye to your intoxicated friends, fumbling to light up a cigarette as you leave the pub and begin to make the trek back to your dorm. It’s not far, but it feels like forever, even with Felix’s help.

“Woah there,” he grabs your waist when you nearly twist your ankle on a curb. “Gotta be careful, now.”

“I am so drunk,” you slur out, laughing maniacally.

“Believe me, I know,” he laughs.

“I really want chips,” you murmur. “And a Diet Coke.”

“I think that can be arranged,” he replies, as you stumble up the steps to your dorm building. “And chips as in…”

“The American kind. Crisps!” You mimic a British accent, nearly falling down in the process.

When you get to your door, Felix takes your clutch, rummaging around to find your key before unlocking the door and ushering you inside. “There we go. Here, come here.” You sway a bit, and he helps to steady you, leading you over to your made bed. Your room is free of clutter, everything in its place, such a contrast to his. You fall back, moaning at the feeling of your mattress, though it’s much stiffer and bumpier than the one back home.

Felix then goes to your closet, picking out the softest t-shirt he can find, and a pair of shorts with little blue stars on them. He finds them endearing; they look worn and well loved among your designer clothes and hand-me-downs from your mother.

“Okay, I’m going to change your clothes, is that okay? And you should probably be sitting up, in case you throw up, okay? Can you do that for me?” His voice is so gentle that your eyes well up with tears.

You’ve never been this gone in front of him before, and though you know he won’t take an apology in the morning, you’re going to give it.

You reposition yourself on the bed. “Good girl,” he says under his breath. “Alright. First order of business, let’s get these shoes off.”

“You’re so nice to me,” it comes out dreamily. “And you’re really cute.”

That makes him chuckle. “As are you, darling.” He asks for your cooperation as he pulls your tights off, followed by your skirt, and then pulls the shorts up over your legs. He then asks you to sit up and put your arms above your head so he can take the tank top off gingerly.

“Bra or no bra?” Is his next question.

“Literally no one sleeps in their bra,” you reply matter-of-factly, booping his nose. “It just isn’t done, Fe. Women around the world resent you for assuming that’s a thing that happens.”

“Okay, okay. Sorry.” But he knows you’re joking, knows you’re drunk, and unclasps the bra before sliding it off your shoulders.

“No funny business, mister,” your voice has grown less amused, less enthusiastic, taking on a lethargic timbre. Your sentence trails off and your eyes flutter for a second, and Felix takes that time to stand up and make his way to the door to go get you the packet of crisps and Diet Coke you’d so desperately wanted, and a bottle of water for the morning.

“Don’t leave,” you murmur, almost barely audible. “Please. Stay with me.”

“I’m just going to get snacks,” he reassures. “Go to sleep, I’ll be back before you know it, okay?”

You nod your head, and by the time he’s halfway down the hall, you’re out like a light.

The light streaming in wakes you up, barely recognizing that there’s a body next to you. It feels so normal, like this is the way it's always been. His arms around you, holding you so closely and tightly like if he lets you go, he’ll float away. You’ve gotten so used to this morning routine, especially on weekends, that it feels strange when you don’t wake up beside him. Two months of hot-and-heavy, constant time together, yet you still don’t know everything about him, and you’ve still got secrets you’ve yet to spill.

You notice the pounding in your temple a few seconds after admiring the man next to you, and groan viciously at the pain. Maneuvering your hand out of his grasp and to your head, you find Advil and water neatly placed on your makeshift bedside table. You swallow the pills and chase them with the water, gulping it down before collapsing back into bed.

“Rough night, yeah?” Felix chuckles, voice with a scruffy edge.

You groan. “I’m so sorry,” you start lazily, still groggy. “Looks like old habits do die hard. Thanks for putting up with me.”

“Any time,” he murmurs, kissing your shoulder. “Can you pass me the medicine? I’ve got a headache.”

“Sure thing,” you grab the glass of water and the bottle of pills. The rattle of them sounds like nails on a chalkboard to you now, and you cringe a bit. He swallows them down quickly and then grabs at your hips, pulling you back down with him.

“Come on, we don’t have to be anywhere today,” he says quietly. “Let’s just be here.” You nod, and the two of you drift back to sleep. It reminds you of that interview you saw with Priscilla Presley once, about how she and Elvis would just stay in bed for days at a time. It doesn’t sound like such a bad idea when you’re wrapped up in his arms.

Later, once you’re awake and showered and dressed, after Felix has agreed to join you for a special screening of Lost in Translation at the local art house cinema, you utter it. While sitting at the American themed diner not far from campus, a tempered thank you.

“For what?” He asks as the two of you walk, hand in hand.

“For taking care of me,” your cheeks heat up once again, just like last night. “I just… I’ve been in some compromising situations before and you didn’t have to do that. No one else ever has. I’ve kinda just been on my own.”

He frowns and leans forward, dipping a fry in ketchup (he’d laughed at you when you’d called them fries, and you’d rolled your eyes and mocked his accent playfully, correcting yourself to the waitress.) “I’m so sorry… that’s… that’s rough.”

“You see this scar here?” You point to the one right above your eyebrow. “One time I passed out completely at a party… it was some executive’s kid’s birthday. Unlimited alcohol, unlimited cocaine. I must’ve hit my head on the tiles of the bathroom or worse… because I woke up completely naked with a bloody forehead.” You shudder, and he reaches his hands out to grab yours, letting the two of you bask in the stillness. “I still don’t know what happened but I’ve always assumed… I guess it’s good I don’t remember.” You feel the tears coming, and pinch the bridge of your nose to try to stop it.

“Fuck.”

“Yeah,” you breathe. “Fuck is right. I used to be a different person. That shit woke me up, quickly. But, uh, let’s not talk about it anymore, okay? Just uh, thank you. It means a lot.”

He rubs the back of your hand. “I care about you, okay? Just want you to be safe.” You nod.

You eat in silence for a little bit. You take small bites of your burger and sipping at your Coke. None of it is as good as your usual haunts in New York, but it still makes you feel warm inside, gives you a little bit of home.

“Are you going back to the states for winter break?” He asks later.

“Yeah,” you dab at your mouth with a napkin. “Christmas in New York with mom, New Year’s in Charleston with dad.”

“And that’s a good thing, yeah?” A shrug in return.

“I guess,” you take a bite of a cold fry. “I don’t really have… like, friends there. In either place. That’s the funny thing about New York. There are so many people, and yet, that allows for so much loneliness. Here, I feel like people care? They know me, it’s a community. I didn’t go to Columbia or NYU so I could get away from there. I don’t know. I love it, but I also hate it.”

“Maybe someday you can take me there,” he says casually, like it’s the most normal thing in the world. He sips at his soda and you look down and smile. “What? I’ve never seen New York, it’d be perfect.”

“Yeah, yeah. Okay. It’s a deal, Catton.”

“That way it’ll be less lonely.” And it feels as though your heart breaks and mends all at once.

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comradekatara · 2 months

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This is not really a ship ask per se just the sokka/suki/mai/ty-lee polycule how do you think it would work? I think their dates are mix of sharp objects, sparring and sparkling conversation. The relationship equivalent of a heist movie (and I guess zukos at kiddie table or something. Guy in the polycule who is just there)

LMFAOOO zuko is like eric andre banging at the gates yelling LET ME INNNN but alas he lacks the spirit and charm to join. he doesn’t even really want to be a part of it either (beautiful women do not actually interest him), he just feels excluded and resentful because it’s unfair that sokka (his favorite special guy) is closer to mai and ty lee (his only peers he ever spoke to until he was 17 years of age) than he is, and also he just generally refuses to understand why suki gets nice things (ie, sokka) and he doesn’t. unfortunately he has just enough self-knowledge to acknowledge that it’s a flaw he possesses rather than projecting that resentment outwards, so he is kind of just sitting there pathetically. alas. many such cases.

as for the group dynamic itself, i think that sokka and suki are a concrete couple, and mai and ty lee are also a discrete coupling, but then suki and ty lee are also together, and occasionally suki and mai also hook up, and sometimes suki mai and ty lee are just a throuple, but then sometimes sokka is also involved, but he’s also usually off doing his own thing so he’s not as present, but don’t get it twisted, he IS there and he’s in this relationship. he’s in this relationship.

it starts because obviously sokka and suki are already a couple and madly in love, and then they befriend mai and ty lee once the war ends. ty lee of course being a kyoshi warrior, so suki ends up spending a lot of time with her showing her the ropes, and also learning chi-blocking from her. suki is obviously just smitten with ty lee almost immediately because she is so talented and beautiful and charming, but also resents ty lee for this fact because she is too proud to admit that ty lee is a better fighter and smarter than she is, but eventually is able to admit her feelings for ty lee much in the same way that she did with sokka.

so suki gets together with ty lee while they’re on kyoshi island together, and concurrently sokka and mai are getting closer in the fire nation babysitting zuko and they very quickly realize that they actually get along really well because they surprisingly have a lot in common and share a sense of humor and love being miserable little haters together. and even though they both hate being in the fire nation, their newfound friendship becomes a consistent source of joy for each of them, and toph included, they are basically inseparable. everyone kind of assumes they’re dating because they truly do spend every second of the day together, but they’re not. or well, it’s more complicated/weirder than that.

when sokka and mai go to visit suki and ty lee on kyoshi island, or suki and ty lee come back to the fire nation (whichever comes first), sokka is already aware that suki and ty lee have gotten together because suki told him about her feelings before she left and then wrote to him about all their developments as they were occurring. and sokka is supportive, but he also finds it kind of strange because he distinctly remembers ty lee as being someone who was constantly flirting with him, and he wonders how them sharing a girlfriend will change that dynamic. but it doesn’t really. ty lee continues to flirt with him. at first it actually makes him so uncomfortable that he thinks he’s gonna throw up, because he’s being besieged on all sides (ie, suki has joined in the incessant flirting, mai is kind of just sitting there wearing this inscrutable yet distinctly infuriating expression) but eventually he just adjusts to this group dynamic.

sokka and suki are actually the ones to get mai and ty lee to finally get their shit together though. suki persuades ty lee that mai has feelings for her while sokka persuades mai that ty lee has feelings for her. and they feel like very helpful samaritans of the world they are so proud of themselves when mai and ty lee finally do get together. they’ve been dancing around their feelings ever since the boiling rock and kept insisting that it “just isn’t the right time” because mai was figuring out her shit with zuko and ty lee was moving to kyoshi island and blah blah blah. but suki’s just like “ARGH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!” and smushes their faces together basically.

as for mai and suki, they first bond over being evenly matched in pai sho. ty lee and sokka are both geniuses who win every game effortlessly, and suki and mai (who both pride themselves on being highly intelligent) get fed up with getting their asses kicked so they start their own pai sho tournament, no ty lees and sokkas allowed. (fyi: we do actually see them playing pai sho together in ba sing se in the finale, which I think is very cute.) pai sho can be a very erotic game depending on how you play it (iroh can attest to this) so mai and suki, as well as ty lee and sokka, greatly enjoy these battles of wit, and get closer as a result. (yet another reason why zuko isn’t invited into the polycule; he sucks at pai sho.)

all that said, I do think toph is also heavily involved in this group dynamic, albeit not romantically, but she’s obviously sokka’s best friend and also very important to mai, so she kind of just hangs around because sokka, mai, and toph are also just their own little trio. but when it is just the four of them, it is truly the four scariest nonbenders in the world participating in this vaguely polyamorous dyke squad telling the most fucked up jokes you have ever heard in your life and laughing their asses off, and they are all gorgeous gorgeous girls who seem highly threatening to anyone on the outside looking in, but are actually very silly and goofy and and dedicate way too much of their time to playing board games. beautiful dynamic I think

(also, just as a sidenote for anyone wondering about whether they’re lesbians or what, that reddit post about being “gay both ways” is sokka’s gender. to me)

[ID: Reddit post by rrien in the thread r/bisexual with the title “Anyone “gay both ways”?”

The body reads: “I used to know this he/they bi guy, who presented himself as a pretty androgynous trans dude.

When he dated guys, he was a man getting with a gay man. When he dated women, it was like a lesbian relationship. He was comfortable and perceived as a dude in gay male spaces, and was equally comfortable and perceived as a butch in lesbian spaces. I think about this a lot. Dude was playing 5D chess with gender.

Has anyone else encountered this? As someone who’s uncomfortable in hetero relationship dynamics and who strives for androgyny….I just think it’s neat.” /end ID]

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irlnumbuh3 · 1 year

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more teen sector v headcanons

a/n: if anyone knows any highschool or even college fics of them plz send them my way i miss them so much :’)

cw: i swear lol , 3x4, 2x5, weed sorry not sorry

- nigel’s basement becomes the new hangout spot for the group

- there are so many consoles, bean bag chairs, and even a pool table. yeah they hook it up real nice B) they still even have that old couch of theirs!

- they meet there pretty frequently after school, always at least one day out of the week. it’s like a second home for them

- nigel’s parents install a ring camera at the door and they all have the app downloaded to see whatever messages are left on there 😭 they always send them in the gc they have together

nigel: wally please stop putting ur mouth on the ring camera. thank you

abby: i told him last week that it was nasty🤦🏽‍♀️

wally: haters r my motivators

kuki: we are on our way to do it right now!! :D

nigel: not you too kuki….

hoagie: oh yeah not just those two😈

nigel: QUIT PUTTING ALL OF YOUR MOUTHS ON MY CAMERA.

- hoagie is the first to get his license so he’ll give his friends rides pretty often

- he inherits this old beat up van from his aunt. and wow it is UGLY

- oh but of course everyone has to respect his “Betsy” because she’s his beautiful lady

- and if you don’t respect Betsy… well you’re gonna have to walk

- hoagie also treasures Betsy because well that’s where him and abby had their first kiss

- never forget when they all were going to get pizza after school in hoagie’s van and it broke down mid drive

- no like Betsy gave out 2 miles before they got there and everyone was yelling at hoagie to just get rid of the van

- nigel could’ve gotten his license first because he is the oldest but he just never really got the time to because he’s always busy in school

- and yeah they make fun of him because this boy doesn’t even have his permit

- wally gets his license after hoagie, then abby, and then kuki who was a little scary to teach how to drive 😭

- wally being the loving boyfriend he is would try to show her but oh god would his patience run a little thin

- because well he drives a pickup. and kuki hates pickups, at least driving them. she’s a passenger princess when it comes to driving w her bf 🤷🏼‍♀️

- like the passenger seat is specifically reserved for her bc she’s made it her own

- and well because wally only likes to drive next to her 🤔

- even though they fight over the radio but that’s another story

- speaking of that abby usually always has the aux because this girl has the best fucking music taste 😭

- like she always knows what the group is feeling that day so the right songs are ALWAYS PLAYEDDD

- one day after school they all make a shared spotify album for their car rides

- abby likes r&b and some pop, kuki is a pop girl and just party music, hoagie also really likes r&b and just old classics, and omg is he a tyler the creator dickrider me too, no one ever really knows what nigel listens to but he always knows every song they play, and wally is into rock and nu-metal

- but what always gets everyone hyped is like old justin timberlake for some reason LMFAOOO like My Love Featuring T.I. never fails in that car

- never forget when they hotboxed the absolute SHITTTT out of hoagie’s van LMAO

- well because idk i headcanon wally is a smoker 🤷🏼‍♀️ not a crazy pothead but you know it helps him relax so why not

- and you know maybe one day he rolled some for his friends on a saturday night when nigel’s parents were out of town

- definition of perfect opportunity ^^^^

- and that was the only way nigel agreed😭he was freaking out over the smell it would make in his house

- kuki had gotten high ONCE before because well she was curious of why her boyfriend liked to do it

- and he didn’t want her to smoke alone or with other people without knowing how she’d react so he made sure she only smoked when they were together that first time

- and yeah she’s a giggler

- so yup the sesh was a little funny because abby’s tolerance was good, she felt so relaxed, kuki is a big laugher so everything becomes funny, hoagie becomes a TALKER OH MY GOD he does not stop talking and nigel FINALLY RELAXES

- he was the most hesitant which is funny because after he starts regularly asking if they can have a sesh after school he feels like a bad boy it’s really funny

- i mean, he’s in charge of EVERYTHING at school and he’s an all honors kid🤷🏼‍♀️and lizzie just drives his ass crazy. he needs to de-stress somehow

- their usual thing to do is get high and watch movies in the basement. oh and food is always ordered no matter what time it is😭those 5 can EAT

- the 711 runs after are always the best

- sometimes they run into people from school at 711 and those people always kind of envy the friendship the 5 have

- they stayed close from elementary through middle and all the way to highschool. no one ever said anything to them but, lots of people admired the bond they had for all being so different

- wally is well respected in school, not because he’s a bully like how he used to be, but because he’s cool if you are. if you leave him alone, he’ll leave you alone. if you don’t mess with his friends ESPECIALLY his girlfriend, ur fine. but get on his nerves? and ur screwed

- not only is he respected bc of that but because he’s the school’s best soccer player. no one could really pick on him, he was strong, he had gotten diagnosed with adhd and dyslexia so finally was able to maintain his grades (people finally stopped calling him dumb) he was cool as long as you are, and he just grew up (especially in height that boy got TALL)

- he learned how to maintain his anger too because of his lovely girlfriend , kuki sanban!

- Gallagher High’s sweetheart. she was smart, pretty, SO WELL RESPECTED, and a social butterfly. you could NOT hate kuki sanban, maybe out of jealousy, but never for any other reason

- she tutored underclassmen, participated so much in school events, and was a cheerleader. none of that ever got to her head though, she was still the same sweetheart everyone knew in elementary

- but she’s also another one that is only cool if you are. if you mess with her, her friends, her boyfriend, or her little sister? she will not give you the time of day

- wally taught her how to defend herself better while she taught him how to better control his anger. yeah they’re cute (i love them so much can you tell???)

- hoagie is the school’s pretty quiet boy. he’s an ambivert. he seems very introverted at first but once you become his friend , that boy is social! he’s also in band but he’s those really cool band kids everyones friends with

- people also FINALLY started thinking he was funny too. he and wally pull pranks in school all of the time

- some people called him a nerd and would make fun of him but wally got that all to end and people started giving him a chance

- he’s a dnd player i don’t make the rules

- everyone meet dnd club’s president hoagie gilligan🫡

- lots of people had crushes on him but his eyes only stayed focused on one girl, abby lincoln :)

- everyone loved abby, everyone had always liked her since elementary school! she was kind and just fucking COOLLL she’s a badass

- everyone knows abby in school and abby knows everyone. she could befriend anyone no matter what “clique” people thought you belonged to

- she’s on the schools track team and WOW is she good

- the group always goes to support her at her track meets :’) she is definitely someone to watch

- she gets offered lots of scholarships because of track. when i tell you she’s good, SHE IS GOOD!

- and lastly we have our nigel uno! the silent cool guy

- no really, everyone knows him, but unlike abby, he does not know everyone 😭 he’s kind of just focused on his goals and his friends

- when highschool first started, people liked to pick on him for doing so much at school and being a perfectionist. but then people actually got to the know the kid and he was a cool guy

- and when rumor spread that someone saw THE nigel uno high at 711 with his friends, people knew there was more than just a strict/un-fun layer to him

- he was the grade’s class president and actually handled his stuff pretty well. he knew wrong from right and when there were good and bad times for things. he was so well respected by teachers and his fellow other geeks

- and well people kind of dug his british accent LMFAOAOAOA

- he gets confused when popular kids nod their head to him or fist bump him but he doesn’t question it. he thinks no one knows him but they all really do

- and plus. you couldn’t be in a friend group with the other 4 and not be admired in some way. when i tell you the school all knew their iconic group, i mean it

- in a place with petty drama and rumors, people wanted what those 5 had. a real bond and love for eachother

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hyewka · 5 months

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fetish! (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

the way i dont read mfm threesomes cause they just dont make it for me but this !! made !! it !! for !! me !! I gave it a go bc it was your writing and i love your writing and it didnt disappoint 😭

now you said its an open ending kinda thing so IM CHOOSING TO BELIEVE that obvi oc had feelings for yj, he didnt feel the same but after seeing her all gone like that someeething changed which made him see her in a new romantic light (yes that something is actually just sex wtvr) and its majorly annoyed ab it cause him?? catching feelings??? and not being sure she has them back????, problem is that it happened the same with her for beomgyu, so now she cant seem to stop thinking about him in that light cause his intense behavior has her obsessed with him when AKSHULLY ☝️🤓 it was beomgyu the one reeeeally into her before everything went down as shown by his eagerness BUTTT since he promised her nothing would change and bc he is dumb enough not to notice her heart eyes every time she looks at him, he's COMMITTED to get over her and is choosing the "trying not to let my feelings show and she and everyone and their moms think i hate her now" way which like I said is dumb but yeah beomgyu so anyways it only makes everything just more more complicated cause I like complicated and thats the thought I would be leaving this piece of work with

thank you for writing something so good it makes me write another whole fanfic in my mind ly fr fr

I don’t usually read threesomes in general so it was a little bit of a mental challenge to write something I don’t enjoy a ton lol but I quite enjoyed writing it when I eventually got started on it so I’m happy that it translated to a piece people enjoyed :,)

Ooooh these theories!!! Yeonjun starting to see her in a romantic light after fucking is entirely plausible lmao. Him being annoyed about catching feelings because of the unsure aspect is 😂 I did write fetish with mc starting to like Beomgyu in mind, or at least some sort of switch flipping on after watching the sex tape and even more so when he gets down on his knees to eagerly eat her out, a little different from how Yeonjun does it (hes more skillful and has more intent with every little thing he does, beomgyu…the opposite 😭).

Now, what I chose to leave up to the reader is whether Beomgyu likes her or not. Yes he couldve been eager to fuck her because he likes her, orrrrr he couldve been eager because hes a horny dog and he finds mc, in his own words, “mega hot” 😂 I do see the him keeping his promise backfiring a little because he makes dumb decisions like that, definitely in character lmfaooo

Thank you for letting me in your thoughts on it, I enjoyed reading 😭

#✶ ━━ rana ; answered #writing a fanfic in your head LMFAO #real

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39oa · 6 months

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Talk Hockey To Me

tagged by beloved @txstars T__T <3 thank uuu as always

1. The thing that got you hooked on hockey

it's hard to pinpoint one moment because i honestly genuinely believe that it's the best sport in the world just in terms of pure mechanics and objective viewing enjoyment and live crowd atmosphere so it's easy to get hooked once you actually watch it... i've been on and off with hockey fandom itself and took a few years away from tumblr until recently but i'd say it was a mix of just watching games + discovering fandom spaces on tumblr/reading fic on ao3 + having a decent home team at the time + canadian tax etc.

2. Your first ever fandom friend

ngl i think most of the people i first met in hockey fandom eventually moved onto bts (or k-pop in general) lmfaooo but i met @regularseason when i was in 11th grade making connor mcdavid gifsets and now i am somehow 25 years old. we have seen so much on this vast internet together ❤️

3. The jersey you would most like to own

MOOTERUS BROS RISE UP ☝️🐮 absolutely my favorite jersey of all time i genuinely don't think any other design comes close. i also really love the stars rr 2.0 but i finally bit the bullet and bought it so that's out... another top contender would be sabres goathead 🐐 and maybe mighty ducks era pkariya, also i think the sharks rr 2.0 with the spin on the seals logo is sooo cute and i love the og sharks logo designed by terry smith as well... specifically the classic late 90s teal jersey. and my fav regular home jersey of current teams is the kraken :')

i have way too many opinions on jerseys honestly. if i could pick some from my warmup jersey database then i lovelovelove the habs 2023 bhm and pride designs (i have apparel for both of these...), the leafs indigenous celebration design, and the kraken women in hockey design. gorgeous girls!!!!!

4. YOUR player (you only get ONE so choose wisely)

:saluting_face: there is only one guy for me... jr21! (real talk like a big part of why i got into the stars and came back to sports tumblr was because of him despite having 0 geographical ties to texas LOL. admittedly there was some superficiality involved at first in seeing an asian guy achieve top-line star status against the restrictive pains of bones hockey but then i was like oh your game is actually efficient and understated as hell? and it kind of spiraled out from there. my favorite deceptively abnormal "boring" guy!!!)

5. A pairing that deserves more fic

i will echo 2124 💚 but i am part of the problem for having 4 partial aus in one doc and not actually writing anything of substance for them... otherwise there are a ton of rarepairs i could argue in favor of but i feel like i'd sound insane. where is the otter/woll boston goaliefic... where is mitch/nrob with robo being vaguely horrified but trying to be supportive of his brother's poor decision making skills. where is my sabresfic and kidsline shenanigans in general......... also if we're going back to the stars then 2141 honestly have so much untapped potential wrt Why Are You Both So Weird Can You Please [Redacted] About It. but you get the gist i'm sure!!!

6. Your favourite on-ice moment

my memory does NOT go that far back. whatever is the most embarrassing thing to have ever happened to some guy i hate is good enough for me

THEN

link someone else's art/fic/etc that you love & think everyone should check out

immediately the first thing that came to mind is that i still think zoe's 2129 primer is one of the most fantastic and comprehensive labors of love this fandom has ever seen... truly one of the major backbones of starsblr. honestly despite hockey fandom not being quite what it used to be on here i think there are sooo so many great creators making stars content and i am immensely grateful to all the gifmakers + artists + writers who constantly feed me no matter what time of year it is!!! i'm kind of shy but you know who you are... TT__TT

AND

link something you made & are proud of & want people to see

\o/ i desperately do not like any of the things i make and i am already grateful to the people who have looked at my measly creations before so thank you!

tagging @regularseason @iamidentical @pupuhintz @slagkovsky @supersoftsports... apologies if you've already been tagged and no pressure as always but pls feel free to if you'd like ❤️

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hestiashand · 10 months

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Sasuke: 25, 28, 30

Naruto: 25, 28, 16

this ask game

sasuke

25: when do you think they acted the most ooc?

uhhh the very end of shippuden when he’s leaving the village and sakura comes running after him to ask if she can come.. and he POKES HER FOREHEAD and says maybe next time….. HE WOULD NOT DO THAT. HE WOULD NOT DO THATTTTTTT the rage that instilled within me…. anything after ch 698/699 isn’t actually real To Me though and everyone is insanely ooc so uhh it’s hard to pick otherwise. the thing with sasuke is he’s constantly pulling unpredictable things in which in the moment it seems a little crazy or weird but it’s always further explored later and then it ends up making sense….. so i feel like for him i have to use an end of shippuden moment T.T but i offer this as a replacement panel

[ ID: a manga panel of sasuke tapping sakuras forehead. he says “i’m gay.” END ID. ]

28: the most unnecessary thing they ever did?

this is so hard. sasuke didn’t do a single thing wrong so i’m really trying to figure out smth that he did that was unnecessary… okay i thinkk maybe what i can say is this.. although i do understand why he would do this, and it was absolutely in character— a product of a pre-teens pent up rage and trauma— i do think him challenging naruto on the hospital rooftop in the classic was unnecessary. i don’t blame him for doing it, nor do i think he was necessarily in the wrong or out of pocket, but in the grand scheme of things it was unnecessary. was it necessary for him? absolutely, he needed to do this for himself, to answer the question thats been nagging him for ages… but all in all i guess i can say that it wasn’t really necessary.. this is still so hard to say tho because I GET IT I GET WHY HE DID IT and i do believe that for *himself* he had to do it otherwise it would have driven him nuts, but in the grand scheme of things he technically didn’t rlly have to. maybe.

30: the funniest scene they had?

well the first thing that comes to mind is when he reanimates the previous hokages and interrogates them to decide whether or not he’ll destroy konoha.. cause he’s intensely asking these questions to the hokages of past and has questions for every single one of them except minato LOL like he really just leaves minato standing there the whole time in silence… listening and learning… OH OH WAIT NO hold on actually i think a scene that made me laugh harder is when he and naruto are fighting kaguya and she shifts them into the location with lava and sasuke summons his eagle and everyone else is falling and naruto yells “sasuke, over there” pointing to sakura and kakashi, and sasuke looks over for a second before immediately looking back and saving naruto LMFAOOO bro did not care ajsjshsjhs hold on i’ll rb it in a min too ik where to find a screen recording ehehhee it makes me cackle

naruto

25: when do you think they acted the most ooc?

i think at the beginning of the war arc while he’s being hidden away training with killer bee… there’s a fair bit from this i think is slightly ooc but the biggest thing to me is while he’s addressing “dark naruto” at the waterfall… i just frankly don’t believe he would be able to push away and ‘get over’ all the hatred and pain and agony inside him that he’s been repressing for years caused by the way the village has treated him just like that.. and then the waterfalls like ‘oh shit yea u did it you are No Longer Angry or Hateful’….. like there’s just no way he can suddenly just accept all that after 16 years.. uhm ok i love that he hugged himself and i think it was very sweet and cute, and i wouldn’t trade that out for anything buttttt there definitely had to be more to it than that to make it something that naruto would actually be able to move on from and work thru while staying in character. that was just a speedrun to move on the plot quicker heh.. it’s just ooc.. naruto has been a hateful little menace his whole life there’s no way he can get over all that pain stored inside him so quick in that moment… ugh.

28: the most unnecessary thing they ever did?

i mean i think it’s stupid and funny but i’m gonna have to go with the obvious practicing reverse harem jutsu more than the rasengan… WHY DID HE DO THAT LMFAO other than to look at naked boys 🤨🤨 sus? also just like… forgiving so many people that should not have been forgiven. jiraiya, sakura, itachi, village as a whole, ect ect…… idk very messed up. i think a lot of the writing around naruto getting rid of his anger was very sloppy and not well written.. so i think the way he just instantly forgives these ppl is unnecessary.

16: a childhood headcanon?

naruto bleaches his hair.. so as a kid he had black hair for me :p (and during long missions when he doesn’t have time to do touch ups his roots start growing in hheheh).. also i think narutos apartment was so messy all the time because he really didn’t like spending time in there all alone.. so he’d do what he needed to (eat, sleep, bathroom, ect) but then would immediately head out.. so he didn’t really care for cleaning since he was rarely there anyways…

#sasuke was so tricky to answer for cause hes never done anything wrong and he’s genuinely a very complex character so its hard to say he #acts ooc since.. theres always a reasoning behind it even if that reason is a little batshit crazy aksjskshks #(except for anything post vote2 ofc. hes ooc all the time after that)#and i feel like everything hes done is necessary in general or at least to him and his iwn growth so oof it was hard ?#anyways you know me these answers are so wordy but i like to talk ahsjgsjshsj #thank u for asking for themmm heheh #ask and i shall answer #opens-up-4-nobody

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finniestoncrane · 1 year

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just saw the post and finnie i need u to pair me with a rogue pls. ly

Im russian, but grew up in the south. i have a staring problem and. i have the complexion of a corpse. i like 80s horror b movies, (re-animator, edward scissorhands, rocky horror picture show, ect) i work out…kinda? (this feels like a dating profile LMFAOOO) i hate dogs, and close talkers, and i have the sex drive of a high school boy.

UR THE BEST FINNIE

🎀 No.9: Ever Fallen In Love With Someone 🎀

tell me a little bit about yourself and i'll give you a rogue pairing a/n: ah of course i can ;-; 💚 1k milestone info! 🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k

ok so first off, he'd love your sense of humour. you guys would get on making jokes at/about everything/everyone, but especially at each other's expense, in a loving way of course

staring problem here translates to: you can't stop looking at him because he's just so handsome and his ego really likes being stroked and even if you tell him otherwise, he won't believe you

he has immigrant parents, so a strong connection to another country despite being raised in america is something nice you two have, cling to it, you can both lament over being raised in the US together (no offense... kinda)

he's not huge on horror movies, he's kind of a wimp. but that just gives him an excuse to a) prove his bravery to you by suffering through them with minimal screaming and whining and b) snuggle into you and hide behind you/on you/around you/in you when he's too scared

he also works out... kinda... i mean they made him in prison, and he goes to the gym, but he mainly goes so he can say that he "goes to the gym" which is far more important to him than being able to lift heavy things or walk for a long distance

he doesn't hate dogs, he hates ace though. or it's more of a mutual dislike or distrust. he's a literal cat though, like the personality of one completely, so that'll be nice

hey guess who else didn't really get over the pubescent desire to fuck constantly (he's pointing at himself with two thumbs and a horrible grin going "this guy") so hopefully you two stand a chance at fulfilling each other's needs... while also, y'know, tending to your other responsibilities in life

#finnie1k #finnie writes

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amporella · 2 years

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I hate that breed of Cartman lover. Some Cartman lovers are actually pretty cool, I know a whole bunch of them, but the ones that are like "y'all turn your heads when Kyle does something wrong, he's just as bad!!" is when I'm like "Wow! You don't actually watch the show, do you? :)"

I am of course very biased because I love Kyle but I can acknowledge that he isn't the best at times, but he tries and generally does what he thinks is right.

Best way I can think of it is that, comparatively, Kyle has had more good doings to wrong doings whereas Cartman is the opposite, doing more wrong than good, yet people compare them because what? Kyle gets angry sometimes? He's self righteous sometimes? He's a selfish little 10 year old sometimes?? Makes no sense.

Sorry to ramble in your inbox LMAO

PRETTY MUCH!! And no matter how much 'nuance' you try to apply to the situation - how severe their wrong doings were, how often, etc - you're never going to shake it out to a scenario where Kyle is in any way worse than Cartman. Beyond that, it's really just common sense, and even analyzing it comparatively isn't necessary - you're comparing a kid who's literal purpose in the show is to be a nazi. He's meant to be the offensive kid - you're trying to justify a cardboard cutout of a character, because Cartman is not meant to be anything more than a manipulative, antisemitic shithead. His place in the show is obvious, and you're not getting anywhere by tying yourself into knots trying to change reality; if you went up to Matt and Trey and asked who was worse, Cartman or Kyle, they'd look at you like you were legitimately insane. It's not even meant to be a question, and it's bewildering to me that people have somehow managed to trick themselves into thinking this is even arguable.

Kyle isn't a perfect character, but in general, he is a good character; his intentions are rarely bad, and he has a legitimate idea of what good is, which already separates him from Cartman. Cartman has no idea what good is, or what nice is, or what any of those things are - in Casa Bonita, he can't even differentiate being nice from wearing a nice sweater. His idea of good is whatever he does. But Kyle knows what good is, and he strives for it, every single day - in Crack Baby Athletic Association, he acknowledges (even subconsciously) that he isn't being good and desperately tries to justify himself and make his behavior more acceptable, knowing that what he's doing is wrong. Even in Kyle's worst moments and his worst failures, you're never going to look at the intent behind them and find completely unjustified hostility, or bigotry, or anything of the like. With Cartman, that's the sole motive behind nearly anything he does; hedonism in one way or another, with his preferred method being finding himself in every plane - gentile, white, male - to be superior, and everyone else to be deserving of elimination.

Tbh, here's my theory: the user that responded to me (and now blocked me LMFAOOO) is a ky/man shipper. Acknowledging that Kyle is a morally superior character to Cartman would force them to look their ship in the eyes and acknowledge what they're actually shipping, but pretending that Kyle is equally as evil allows them to justify it in possibly the shittiest way ever - well, this Jewish character sucks too, so it's fine if we ship him with his antisemitic abuser throughout the entire series. It's still not an adequate justification, and even if Kyle was the absolute worst, it would still not be acceptable - but perhaps it makes it easier for them to stomach?

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR RAMBLING!! I always appreciate it <3

#asks #south park #basically!#and FOR THE RECORD i'm not condemning every single ky/man shipper here #idc as long as you acknowledge what you're actually shipping #trying to change the dynamic to make kyle as bad as cartman is fucked

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bitchkay · 2 years

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I wrote this last night/this morning and edited it when I woke up cus it was like gibberish cus I was half asleep

its 3:54 am but I just thought of court of darkness headcanons and my brain won't let me think of anything else😁😁

I keep having thoughts of like modern au court of darkness for some reason but like I am not complaining what so ever so-

bartender Fenn.

I mean it's literally canon-

don't tell me it's not perfect for him

Fenn has megan knees.

you heard me

I feel like Rio would work at Burger King- but like he'd love it there

I mean employee discount purr

But like fr he'd love interacting with customers at the counter, Rio's a good cook he'd be good in the kitchen, everyone just loves him cus he's just a bundle of joy

If Rio's not working, the place is dead

Old ladies love him, young women ask for his number, and he gives it to them cus he doesn't know they wanna fuck him-

Fenn would love tinder LMFAOOO

I can see Roy being a model OUUUU😋😋

y'all can't deny bro's beautiful

bro's gorgeous

I feel like he has the charisma, definitely photogenic, has a good sense of style, a pretty face

Roy simply deserves to be on the cover of a magazine.

Dia sells weed, Lynt smokes weed, I don't know why but that makes sense in my head

weed dealer Dia and pot head Lynt scratches some kind of fucked up itch in my brain and I love it

Lance also smokes but I'm pretty sure that's also canon

Dia hates mushrooms on pizza.

Toa loves pixie stix.

Rio reminds me of Ryuzo somewhat, from dreamy days in west Tokyo, but only in terms of naivety (however Ryu is simply charmingly stupid), so for obvious reasons I can also see Rio working in a vegetable market

Guy bullies people on Tiktok.

I really can't see Lynt really having a job but yk bills need to be paid, so he probably has some on campus job at his college, not only for convenience but so he doesn't have to go two places in one day lol

Guy sleeps full nude in the summer but with socks on.

Knight and Thoma play video games together but they're way to fucking competitive, if something in the room doesn't break did they really play video games

Fenn drunkenly hooked up with his college professor but didn't know it was his college professor until he went to school the next day and was like "... wait a damn minute--"

Guy has THE BIGGEST ass, bbl who?? it's all natural baby😋😋

Rio goes to the gym.

that's it.

the thought of Rio working out makes me drool

meow😳✨✨

why ain't this man in my draws yet-

I don't like caramel but Toa loves caramel, for that reason I say there is a video of us throwing hands on world star. Guy recorded cus I was winning.

Rio would love Waffle House.

Knight would literally LIVE in cat cafes HOLY SHIT-

If you went to a cat cafe you'll see Knight so often you'd think he worked there💀💀

Nah he just wont leave

"Sir, please go home.. we have to close" "5 more minutes... "

I wanna have a smoke sesh with Lance, I wanna get high with him and just chill, probably fuck, then order a pizza and watch old reruns on the TV.. yes

Lynt would also be nice to smoke with, we'd just vibe together, talk about random bullshit, pass the blunt back and forth while cuddling on my couch, also probably fuck, then sleep off the high

yea.

I mean its pretty canon Sherry can't fucking cook, so the existence of instant is her saving grace

Roy tried to teach her to make rice but it just wasn't working out so he ended up buying her a rice cooker

Roy spoils Sherry rotten with the kitchen appliances, but will not stop because the smile on her face when he got her a hot pink Keurig machine is the most priceless reward

Sherry got into modeling because of Roy, because shes short she started with clothing ads but sooner or later she was sharing magazines with her brother, literal sibling goals😤😤

OMG I JUST GOT INSPIRATION, IMMA DRAW THE PRINCES ON MAGAZINE COVERS IM GONNA CRY HOLD UP-

STOP IM GETTING MY DRAWING TABLET-

The way I actually wanna make the magazine covers happen but my tablet is a task and a half to draw on being as it's old and the home button's fucked up, my laptop is also fucked up, I swear it's on its last legs 90% of the time, my laptops a literal dinosaur, and my phone has no storage so I can't even draw on here, which leaves paper but I hate drawing in my sketch book--

I GATHERED REFERENCES AND EVERYTHING-

I'm gonna cry.

#court of darkness #fenn luxure #rio voleri #roy invidia #dia akedia #lynt akedia #lance ira #toa qelsum #guy avari #cod knight #cod thoma #sherry invidia #headcanons #court of darkness headcanons #voltage inc

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hurricaneonanesthesia · 2 years

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Can I request a Phoneix request where the reader is a Healer/radiant agent who controls water. Everyone thinks they hate each other bas on who reckless he is and how he usually gets into bad head on first with the reader trailing after him for heals that usually lead into arguments. When in reality these two are dating and the reader is worried for his safety and Phoneixalways have to make it up to them. And why not the only person who know is Brimstone and he debating if he should tell the other agents but choose not to.

Yes yes yesssss! Phoenix my beloved <3333333

I am absolutely in love with this request and you nonny for giving me Phoenix stuff to write about. Your hand in marriage please /p /j

I certainly hope that you like this and that I did him justice <3

~Admin Hurricane

Warnings: none

Word Count: 450+

Genre: fluff, established relationship

Pairing(s): Phoenix x GN!Reader

You two were opposites, quite literally, fire and water.

Phoenix is reckless, headstrong, blunt, and doesn’t think before he acts, you, on the other hand, are calm, collected, and always opt to craft a strategy before tackling a situation

Needless to say, on the surface or to anyone who didn’t know you guys very well, one would think that you guys absolutely hate each other with all the bickering that goes on.

Jett totally ships you guys together, even though she has no idea lmfaooo

Of course some of the other agents have suggested maybe not putting the two of you on missions together, but for some reason Brim just brushes them off

What they all dont know, with the exception of Brim, is that you and Phoenix are already dating but it just looks a whole lot like an enemies to lovers arc LMFAO

Brim found out that you and Phoenix were actually dating when the two of you snuck off together after a team meeting and discovered the two of you cuddling together in Phoenix’s room.

He gave the two of you a warning because fraternization is warned against in the Protocol as it could jeopardize missions, but you guys gave him your word that you would prioritize missions above everything.

Brim only promised to keep it a secret after you had begged him to not say a word.

Anyways

Sage is always the one to calm you after you guys come back from a mission, and like you’re just fuming cause Phoenix, being Phoenix was being reckless and stupid, nearly getting himself killed in the process.

You nearly lost it in front of everyone when he came back from Bind with Viper and Killjoy, and you heard that he had forgotten what he was doing only to nearly get shot by his double

It took the combined efforts of both Skye and Sova to hold you back from throttling him right then and there lmfaooo

When you got him to yourself, you ended up lecturing him lmfaooo

Like literally Sage had to kick you out of the infirmary cause you kept fussing over him.

more under the cut!

“You always act so stupidly whenever we’re on missions together,” you grumble, covering his arm with water, sealing up his wounds, “There’s no need to show off, we all know you’re amazing at what you do,” you add, rolling your eyes. He only grins cheekily at you, “I’m sorry, I can’t help it! I wanna be my best for you!” You scoff, pulling your hands away after ensuring that he had no other injuries, “Not if you’re getting smacked around and don’t have any fire left to heal yourself.” He stared at you with a wounded expression, “You don’t think I can handle myself?” You blink at him incredilously, “Not when you’re being an idiot! Just promise me you’ll be more careful please,” you sighed, stowing away any excess bandages. Phoenix shot you a goofy grin, “Whatever you say.”

Reminder that my requests are open! Be sure to send something my way if you’re interested! Requesting Rules are here!

Want more of my writing? Be sure to check out my masterlist. Wanna know what else I’ll write for? Here you go!

Thanks for reading and have a lovely day!

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holographicang3l · 3 years

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My hot take on the Evangelion 3.0+1.0 movie

-40 mins of shinji crying, trying to get over the trauma seeing Kaworus head explode and splatter across the window is relatable.

- Mari confused the fuck out of me. Her existence didn't make much sense but ok. Too much boob shots, too much fan service.

- Asukas story was good. Liked that she's also a Type series like Rei. Too much fanserves. They put a shit ton of detail on her naked body. I hated it.

- the Angel concept of Asuka was cool though it was predictable.

- So little of Ritsuko and Misato. Little to no personality.

- Kaji probably controlled Mark 6 to cut off Liliths head to stop the impact. (theory / headcanon / could have been kaworu as well but damn)

- hated that everyone was blaming shinji even tho he saved everyone at the same time. Ungreatful people, trying to blame a kid for ALLL the mess is pretty messed up.

- Kaworu and Asukas soul piloting Eva 13 lmao (I assume at least that's the case)

- I was laughing so ugly about the animation fo 3d Rei. Didn't give me the creeps, I was just making fun of it.

- some scenes are quiet awkwardly cut.

-I HATED the 3d fight between Eva 13 and Eva 1. It felt unfinished and unpolished.

- I did like the trueman show style of backdrop in the fight, where Eva 01 slammed through the scene wall.

- funny headless mannequin flying hand in hand 3d style. Looked ugly af but I can see the artistics in it.

- Weird but, the voice of Fuyutsuki sounded off, as if it was wrongly recorded. Maybe it was just me.

- "The key of Nebukadnezar ITS FULL CYCLE BOYS" urgh.

- Shinji putting the fucking dss choker on like the Chad he is.

- finally got in the fucking robot. What a huge Chad.

-crying kaworu was nice. Made him more human.

- didn't see it as if Shinji thinks Kaworu as his father figure, Idk how people can interpret that shit. They just come off as similar. Just because I see someone similar to a family member doesn't mean that I see them as a father or mother figure yall just interpret what you want to.

- Timeloop theory confirmed, we did it boys, depression is no more.

- it felt like a shit ton of things got cut off due to the awkward pacing, dialouge and some scenes.

- Ryo-chan I can't fucking-

- Commander Nagisa ✨ It was all an elaborate plan. Kaworu probably developed the Anti L- barrier thing or at least helped. (headcanon)

- Kaji was like father to me (probably kaworu somehow)

- melon farmer Kaworu confirmed

- Adult shinji, bantering with Mari.

-don't like the boob thing tho.

- hated the fan service. Loaded like a baked potato.

-Rei was fucking cute

- I would die for her.

- Fuck gendou

-I will not sympathies with a fucking egomaniac.

- dude fucked humanity bcs he couldn't accept the death of his wife.

- super obsessed.

-what a moron. I swear.

- Gendo hugging Shinji was cute tho.

- can't accept his apology tho, still asshole, can go rot in hell.

- All parents are assholes in Eva except Touji and Hikari.

-Tsubume and Rei fucking cute I swear.

- Kensuke is the ultimate winner, he looks handsome. Would fuck

- Rei and the farmer woman were cute, I want more content.

- End scene was stupid.

- the ending in general was good tho.

- felt bitter sweet but also satisfying.

- One LAST kiss slaps

- What if?: orchestra, piano slapped my soul into the Anti universe and now I'm sitting on the Golgatha object, ready to find Kaworu.

- I wanted them to be all happy.

-hopefully they are.

- Mari and Shinji probably endgame

- probably just friends tho, I mean come on.

-kawoshinners are crying.

- Kaworu going to super hell (predicted, it's all full cycle kids, go home)

MORE STUFF!!

- Maria Iskariot?! I mean what (yeah I know what the innuation is here but still)

- Asuka is a clone, guess Langley was the Original but died and the Shikinami series was deployed Idk, I'm not anno.

- Fucking technoblabble and pseudo-philosophy

- my brain melted trying to understand half of the bs that was spoken about

- I like Ryoji Kaji Jr. He's cute. I want 500 fanfics of him being a cute gardener and being best friends with kaworu (please im in pain help me)

- Parallels between Gendou and Ritsuko shooting at each other *chefs kiss*

- the detail in the scenery was just amazing.

- I'm a headless wandering Eva (no thoughts head empty)

- I missed the mass production Eva's (way cooler though I really liked the skull Eva's as well)

- give me a 14 years before prequel or give me death (probably gonna die before it comes out)

- I swear I was so sad when doppelganger Rei busted into Fanta, best development of Rei ngl

- I can not stop my anger with Gendou I swear.

-I don't care how he's written Gendo/ Gendou/Gendoh, all versions are assholes

- That L barrier thing in Asukas eye was the most painful thing to watch. Body gore Asuka as always.

- NEON GENESIS

- "I'll come and get you Shinji" SHUT UP

- The self insert story was funny tho ngl

- That hair flip was fabulous

- KaWoRu AnD rEi aRe StAnDinG in ClOsE pRoXiMiTy ThEy mUsT bE tOgEtHeR (what the fuck, can't people have normal friends from the other gender? )

- ShInJi aNd MaRi hElD hAnDs ThEy mUsT bE tOgEThEr (what the fuck, can't friends of the other gender hold hands? Does that mean I'm dating my best friend for holding his hand?! MAKE SENSE PEOPLE)

- UwU Asushin is Canon UwU (In the past maybe, was a huge cockblock from anno here, go cry in a corner and read your top rated evageek hentai manga of Asuka x Shinji Jesus christ (don't slaughter me) )

- God is dead after the stunt Gendou pulled and Kawoshin is (no) more (lmao no but yes but no, don't slaughter me)

- UNIT8 be like: "you're talking mad shit for someone being in consuming range" and proceeds to eat all the units (vore is strong in this one)

- Eva 13 and Eva 1 hugging (and penetrating) best shit I've seen

- Maris scream for Asuka was painful. It ripped my heart in pieces.

- Angel Unit2 was too short. I want more of that.

-That tiny Kaworu in the background while Angel Asuka absorbs Shikinami (I don't know fam, the movie is confusing)

- I read somewhere that Headless kaworu corpse playing the piano in the entry plug was cut off from the script and Im not sure if that is true but I would have LOVED TO SEE IT

- Eva 3.0+1.0 was annos huge middle finger to all of Evangelion and I love it.

- tells us to grow up and stop hyperfocusing at the characters proceeds to make them as sexual as possible lmfaooo

- That Lance of WILLE thing looks like something out of Darling in the FRANXX series and I laughed so hard.

- YUI Yui YUI YUI Yui Yui YUI

- there you are YUI?!

- Mom was in me (I want to die)

- Gonna use plot device shit to make a Lance out of a spine (damn shinji obtained a backbone to defeat his deadbeat father, I would have never seen this coming *irony*)

- Gotta defeat your dad with the power of friendship TALKING (like any human being does)

- Anno says byebye (proceeds to think of 14 years past prequel, it makes money so I guess)

- Anno says grow up, proceeds to slap the fans in the face that you should stop using escapism as a coping mechanism in a world that makes you feel miserable and being in constant pressure to uphold a stupid image and start to live even though you're forced to work as much as possible with makes living hard af (I dotn know if you understand what I was trying to tell with this but if you do *Finger guns*)

- Give me the uncut version in a year or I riot

Thanks.

#evangelion #Spoilers #evangelion 3.0+1.0 #SPOILERS

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love you a latte | hjs

pairing: han jisung x gn!reader

genre: fluff, small smidgen of hurt if you squint

word count: 1k

content warning: none really- OH- too much pining. yeah.

a/n: don’t talk to me if you’re not down bad or him idc idc leave this blog if you don’t love han jisung and don’t want to give him the world it’s mainly a joke just don’t hate him and if u do...1, reevaluate ur life decisions and 2, get the fuck off my blog LMFAOOO

Jisung is a friend before he’s a barista- a friend who’s head over heels for his co-worker- you.

Jisung’s also been feeling a bit bold lately with the way you smile back at him, wink with a charming laugh after, and walk away to spray down the tables. He thinks you look the best, however, when you’re pouring milks and coffee into each other without any worry, when you’re working so diligently that you don’t catch him slacking.

He thinks you would look better just sitting down and enjoying a drink, though. Jisung doesn’t like it when you worry so much about appeasing angry customers and cleaning up spills on the floor. He thinks you look better, not so stressed.

Like, take that one study date you had together; casual clothes and some glasses perched on your nose as you type away notes and occasionally take sips of the drink you order. “It would have tasted better if I made it,” You mumbled, and it had Jisung stifling a laugh with the back of his palm.

“Don’t say that,” Jisung tells you lightheartedly. “Your first macchiato tasted like everything that wasn’t supposed to be in a macchiato.” You look up from your laptop, staring daggers into Jisung’s raised eyebrow and he grins his lopsided smile, and it makes the wrinkles in your forehead smooth out. You can’t really be mad at Jisung, not when he smiles like that.

“It stands true, though. Why do you think we get so many customers?” You defend, crossing your arms defiantly.

Your friend scoffs playfully. “It’s because of my dashing looks, ____. And my lattes are wonderful, mind you.” Jisung stares like he’s waiting for you to challenge him, and you can’t- because he’s stupidly right. Jisung’s latte’s are always perfect and warm with the prettiest designs on top. But you’re also not skipping over his aforementioned looks, either. Jisung’s literally one of your prettiest friends and sometime, when your mind drifts off, you want him so bad. Because not only does he look the part, his heart is worth of gold, and you don’t know what’s worth more- his constant care and affection for you, or his million dollar face.

Both? Yeah, it’s both.

“But does everyone who comes to the Polar Expresso order a Jisung special latte?”

“No, but it’s definitely a fan favorite.” He pouts.

“Okay, and?” You laugh, scooting your chair over to elbow him in the side. “Everyone likes my peppermint hot chocolate.” You declare.

“But I don’t!” Your friend spits back. You look offended.

You huff. “I’ll make you like them.”

“I’d rather make you like me instead.” Jisung fires cheekily. The smug grin on his face makes you smile too, because he really doesn’t know how much you already do.

Yeah. Maybe he thinks about that moment too much.

He’ll confess today after your shift. It’s a Tuesday, where not too many people come by and more order to-go than inside. The day ends earlier too, the red closed sign suddenly a green go for the boy. When you go in the back room to unbox some of the syrups that came, Jisung’s eyebrows knit in determination. His hands are a bit shaky- but in his defense he’s confessing to you! He knows all the steps, he’s basically a pro, but this? Telling his co-worker and best friend that he likes you? Uncharted territory.

When Jisung is finally done with the drink, it’s only one last step left- to pour the milk. His hands are still shaking, and it makes him chuckle when the heart comes out a little lopsided. When the drink is done, he writes you a little note, and places it on the nearest table.

“Hey, ____! There’s a note for you!”

“Just throw it out!” You say immediately, and in some way, it deflates his confidence a bit. What if you weren’t even a bit interested in him?

“No, you might wanna see it.” He mumbles, loud enough for you to hear.

“Yeah? Let’s check it out.” The cup is placed expertly behind the coffee machine and cups so you can’t see the little cup that's by said note. Jisung pulls you back, wrapping your baby blue apron haphazardly around your face to obscure your vision.

“Sung, what’s that for?” You poke.

“The suspense.” He responds cooly, leading you to the table. He sits you down, and unties the apron before hanging it up. There’s no way he can face you as you read his cheesy confession.

“And here we have Han Jisung, expert barista, and even better best friend, making me a latte with a,” You pause. “Slightly crooked heart-” but it makes you laugh so it doesn’t even matter how much you make fun of it, as long as you keep letting him hear you- “With a sticky note saying ‘hi ____! i like you a latte <3’ by jisung, your very best friend and maybe boyfriend?’” You raise an eyebrow at him.

Maybe it was rushed, he’s scared at how you’re going to reject him. “You don’t have to-”

“No-” You cut him off. “You stupid idiot. I like you, too.” You stand and pull his pastel pink apron before crashing your lips onto his. And his hands fall to your waist so easily as your arms wrap loosely around his neck.

Ah, Jisung could get used to this, yeah.

When you pull away, your eyes are shining as you let out a laugh. “I was waiting for so long.” You admit, a little shy as you hug him. Jisung sighs as he holds you tight, spinning you around slowly.

“So you love me a latte?” He grins.

“No- oh my god, I hate you so much.” Jisung thinks you contradict yourself by kissing him again, but it’s fine. (The more, the merrier.)

---

Uh, so that was a lie. Jisung thinks. Because in reality, he hasn’t gotten used to the way you mush your lips against his in the way that has the boy smiling against you.

“I love you,” You say, in a sing-song voice.

Jisung chuckles. “I know.”

“Oh, you do?” You tease. “Maybe I should stop giving you kisses, then.” Your boyfriend’s eyes widen before you take off, giggling as he rushes to catch you.

“Baby wait nO-”

“____ I love you too! Don’t leave me like this!”

purely self-indulgent dumb jisung fluff written by yours truly.

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7.13 Knocked Down, Knocked Up

Oh my god??? That episode, just like the previous ones, had me on an emotional rollercoaster. Like what the hell??? It wasn’t like all the other finales, though, ‘cause they didn’t have everyone fight together side-by-side. I kinda wish they did lol.

Sooo, first of all, I was so happy to see a bit of domestic!Legends 🥺 wanted more of it tbh lol. The Legends were obviously not that happy about their lives after retirement (well, maybe except for Avalance) but I can’t blame them. I’m not happy, either 😂

Gary is also smarter than people give him credit for. Being able to survive falling into some random time period (thanks to his being alien) and finding his way home. He also figured out that Alun was a robot and was actually how the Legends found out about Gwyn. I also liked it when he ‘saved’ Sara and tackled her. Man really was worried about Sara’s baby and regeneration powers (or lack thereof).

And all of Ava and Sara’s baby talk had me freaking out and saying ‘holy hell’ all the time and screaming. AND WHEN WE EVENTUALLY FOUND OUT THAT SARA’S ACTUALLY KNOCKED UP AND IT WAS AVA’S CHILD?!?!?! I screamed so loud. The episode’s entire first part was like straight out from a fic and I love the writers for that! I love how we collectively clowned over Sara getting pregnant accidentally and it actually happened in the show lmfaooo. Only Legends could pull that plot and we don’t even question it. And I’m glad that Ava was ready and wanted to start trying when Sara got pregnant ‘cause it would be a whole another topic if she weren’t lmao.

It was also fun to see Gideon wearing a historical costume. It’s what she always wanted when she first became human and she looked so cute in that. Also, evil!Gideon… am I right? I hated the AI so much for brainwashing our Gideon and hurting her and making her sad 😞 (also our Gideon looked so good this episode I’m in love 😍).

Also, when Gideon said ‘I sacrificed my own future’ just so the Legends could live their own really hurt. I know she really wanted to live her life being human but she didn’t get the chance because she needed to protect the timeline. And she must have felt so lonely without the Legends there with her so I understand why she did the things she did. (And if they get renewed, we’re seeing more of human!Gideon next season, I’m so excited 😍😍). It also really hurt me when Astra said something about the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and when she insinuated that Gideon was still the AI she used to be. Astra was definitely blaming herself for Gideon’s actions, which was sad ‘cause she’s done nothing the entire season but be a great friend and sorta-mom to Gideon.

Esperastreon my family!!!! I’m so happy to have seen them together in action once more. Gideon was so sad that she had disappointed the Legends and was touched when Astra and Spoons came for her. Their bond really is different from the bonds they have with the others and I love them so much I’m gonna cry. Also, Spooner was so hot with her gun and Astra looked so badass piecing the Waverider back together. (Also, that parallel of Astra and s5-finale!John was so cool).

I posted this previously but I’m gonna say this again: “The contrast between premiere!Astra who wasn’t able to piece the Waverider back but only procured a corporeal Gideon instead and finale!Astra who literally reassembled the Waverider back WHILE protecting herself, Spooner and Gideon???? That’s on growth 💅 I stan”

Donald Faison one second into the show and I already loved his character. He was so dissimilar to Thawne as being the fixer ‘cause Thawne’s more serious while Booster has had the time to play golf lmao. Probably because he had a lot of downtime in his job 😂 I was really liking him until he betrayed the Legends and took their ship and destroyed Gwyn’s time machine. But it was classic Legends behavior lol. One can’t actually join the Legends unless they try to kill said Legends or betray them in some way, am I right? Booster might have ratted the Legends out but at least he’s going to jail with them lmao. He really said ‘If I’m going down, you’re going down with me.’ 😂😂😂

And oh sweet god, the Avalance scene where Sara was freaking out and Ava was comforting her?!?! Under the blanket?!?! That was so soft I wasn’t ready for it. The way Ava’s face lit up when she realized the baby is hers 🥺🥺🥺 sozkslskxoaap I’m not okay, I probably won’t recover lol. Also, it’s a great parallel to Ava and Sara’s scene in the season premiere when Ava was freaking out about killing J Edgar Hoover and pretty much everything else while Sara comforted her, saying comforting things to her. This time, it was the other way around and I think it’s beautiful. We never really got to see Sara freak out and breakdown like she did this episode because it was mostly Ava who’s always stressed out and now I’m glad that we were able to see Sara express herself (thanks to the help of the hormones lol). It was rightfully much-anticipated, I guess. ‘Cause she’s been so stressed out the past episodes (which, I’d like to think she and Ava talked about during their six weeks retirement/honeymoon). At least, now, she didn’t keep her feelings to herself, despite having a crisis on their hands. It was also a great contrast to the actions she did in the s7b episodes.

Watching Gwyn watch his younger self watch his comrade die while holding him in his arms was heartbreaking!! Gwyn had no recollection of that moment must be because of his PTSD. It’s sad that he thought he was a coward for just standing still, watching his fellow soldier die, but in reality he was so brave and kind and good and sweet for staying with him. I was really teary-eyed in that scene!!

It was also really reallyyyy cool to see Zari use the air totem once again!! I missed seeing the Legends use their powers. Also, I’m glad to see her and Behrad working together. Behrad was right, they definitely should collaborate more often lmao. I love them sm!! They must have felt really sad when their Time Bro left 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and I really appreciated Zari giving the totem to Nate 🥺🥺🥺 It was so nice to see their friendship evolve, despite Zari sharing the same face as the love of Nate’s life and I’m so sad we won’t get to see more of their trio with B 😞

And Nathaniel Heywood, season 7 finale’s MVP! He’s a white man but he’ll hug me when I’m sad and he’ll save the love of my life even when it means having to be bombed with mustard gas and lose his powers!!!! I really really loved him for sacrificing himself ‘cause Sara can’t do it no more. I really thought he was gonna die!!!!! I was freaking out the whole time 😭😭😭 I literally screamed when he came out alive, albeit scathed. (SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!)

Saving Alun, changing history for the better, what a way to go. Nate has done so so much for the timeline since he joined the team in season 2 and I think his exit was great. He was able to be a hero, leave a legacy (just like he wanted to, as foreshadowed in 7x12), and get to be with the love of his life in the totem. I have been expecting Nate to leave the team but I was nowhere near ready for his actual departure. It was such a bittersweet moment. I genuinely really liked Nate because he had the greatest bond with everyone on the team. As you go through the seasons, you’ll realize Nate is such a great friend, a great interim co-captain, a great historian, a great person, overall. He got along with everyone very well, and his relationship with every other Legend is so… great (can’t think of a better word at the moment lol) and important. He gives very good advices and he listens to other people’s problems and he’s like an amazing big brother!! I will surely miss his presence on the team 🥲🥲

Lastly, for that cliffhanger… While I would love love love to see the Legends be in jail together and orchestrate their own Prison Break, I don’t think it’d make a great season plot. (Great plot for the first 3 episodes, maybe, but nothing longer than that.) Also, they finally got their Waverider back and they’re going to have to live without it again? Lol that’s not gonna work for me 😂😂 I want them to travel across time again just because I missed it 😂 Or what if they were somehow forced to work at the agency that’s tried to capture them? Kinda like season 3 Time Bureau but this time it’s everyone in the bureau lmao. Jk I don’t think they’d go that way. Anyway, I just want the show to be renewed for season 8 because that clearly wasn’t a series finale material (just as the writers had written it). I’m looking forward to what more the show has to offer. I’m sure there are more wacky, chaotic plots they could give us, which somehow still works in the show.

Also… I LOVED the fact that Sara is pregnant, but I don’t see how it’s gonna work if the show is renewed. They’ve done the alien pregnancy thing with Mick before and Idk if they’re gonna repeat the sort of same plot. And Sara’s not gonna be able to be on the field as much anymore, right? Are Sara and Ava gonna retire? I don’t like the thought but it’s the only logical way if they’re gonna push through with the pregnancy. (Keyword, logical, which isn’t really the show’s main focus lmao). A season 8 is really a must because I have so so many questions!!

As for Gwyn and Alun, I wonder if they’re gonna keep Alun as a series regular. I think they would not. But I’m curious as to how it would be incorporated into Gwyn’s storyline because Matt’s obviously (maybe) going to keep being a regular. And seeing human Gideon would be staying (probably), having Alun would mean one extra person on the team (‘cause Booster Gold’s surely already joining them). I would really like it if they keep Alun (unlikely, I know) because 1. I want Gwyn to be happy and 2. an mlm representation on the show would be wonderful. Alun could be a recurring role, perhaps? Lol anw I wouldn’t think too much about it ‘cause we’re not even sure yet if they’re getting renewed haha.

OTHER NOTES

This season had so many foreshadowing and references to previous episodes and I love it. (I’d like to gif them, and I probably would if I have the time). It was refreshing to see.

Additionally, season 7 has been both very predictable and unpredictable at the same time. There were so many things that the fans have guessed correctly (e.g., the season’s big bad being evil doppelgängers of our Legends, Nate leaving the team, etc.) and so many more wishful headcanons coming true (e.g., Avalance future kid, Sara being pregnant with Ava’s child, etc.). At the same time, even when we expected to see those kinds of things, we still get surprised at how those things ACTUALLY happened. It was like we were expecting certain things to happen and they did, but they didn’t actually happen the way we thought it would (Lol Idk how else to say it). Normally, I don’t like a show being so predictable but with Legends, it never is wholly predictable. It somehow finds a way to surprise the audience and still make it work. That’s one of the things I love about the show.

S7 episodes ranking:

7.10

7.13

7.11

7.12

7.09

7.07

7.08

7.04

7.01

7.03

7.05

7.02

7.06

Legends season ranking:

Season 7

Season 3

Season 5

Season 4

Season 6

Season 2

Season 1

#legends of tomorrow #lot 7x13 #lot spoilers #lot season 7 #legends season 7 #showsseriesnthoughts #showsseriesnthoughts: 7x13

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Wow thank you so much for answering all my questions! 😭😭 man i lowkey feel like one of those feelings you get when you watch a fantasy movie and you go to bed feeling gr8 and excited imagining that you’re there having powers and stuff too lol I really appreciate it 🥺😭💕

my spirits are definitely lifted up + the emotion & belief thing was very helpful! Even though i can script that I’m good at magic, im someone that’s quite emotional lol (being a witch there would fit me 🤔; villain arc? LMAOO) and i have quite a relationship with belief/believing 🤡

red fountain sounds like medical school 🤔 im excited 👀 I’ll probably go to all three schools so 3 drs skskd

and the trix being scary? Ohmygod i think i can imagine it.. im scared :((. But its insane that all of you get nightmares about it, so as flora (if im not mistaken) having to go to therapy for it. I hope you’re okay now 😭

and shit valtor is giving criminal/gross/maybe even p*d* vibes 😭😭😭

On a lighter note 🎶

The way you talked about the guys LMFAOOO ‘soft dom’ PLZZ ✋🏻😩🤣 LMAOO

From what you’ve said, it seems like timmy & tecna are giving cute blonde twink bf with sexy tall hot androgynous gf vibes 👀💕

And plzz i remember brandon being my favourite prolly cus stella was my fave i remember him being so sweet to her (his girl) ! So him looking like a 90’s hearthrob...😳first thing i thought of was young johnny depp and young leonardo di caprio 🤭

Anywayss

Tysm again!! I’m prolly gonna go and script now lol it rlly was so much fun to read! And don’t worry about it being long !! It didn’t even feel like it 🥺 it felt like i was just talking to a friend 😩💞

- winx club anon 🦋✨

ahh that's so nice 🥺

aljhgdljagdh and yeah red fountain is super strict about medical training. since it's a military school and most of the students go on missions or will be in danger at some point, they want to make sure everyone knows at least the basics. plus, there's even more training to account for different species!

the trix are terrifying honestly. my drs in general were more "realistic" and mature so all the villains were serious problems. the thing that makes the trix so scary for us is that they keep coming back. it brings up a lot of trauma and you constantly wonder if someone else will come back too (thanks valtor for affirming that fear 🙄).

valtor is super gross imo alhgdjdalg like as a cartoon villain, sure. he's not that bad. he's not my type but i can see why people like his looks. but in person??? terrifying. and you're right he did have some **** vibes!! specifically with bloom like we hate him so much. thankfully nothing happened but the whole "we're born from the same power come work with me" thing was just.... eugh.

and yesss tecna and timmy are so cute!! she's taller than him by a few inches now but before she was literally like a head above him. plus she wears boots a lot so that just adds to her height aljhgdljad he thinks it's hot though so no worries

stella and brandon are the best!! they support each other so much! and yeah brandon is just a very classic handsome to me. like i could literally see him being the love interest in a 90s movie yknow?

i'm glad you were okay with the long answers! and yes that's because we are besties 😤

#🦋✨ anon #shifting #dr storytime #letters 🎀

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Beach Episode BEACH EPISODE

ALRIGHT, it is time.

Finally off work and I have my snacks and way too much energy so here’s your tales of the SMP recap even thought I’m probably the last person to watch it at this point.

I hope it’s better than the last one :,)

I’m sorry this is so so long, I couldn’t help myself...

- Just wanna start by saying Karl is a real one for putting these together and putting in so much work. Great way to include less lore affiliated people

- I LOVE THEIR SKINS THEY’RE REALLY CUTE ESPECIALLY BBH

- Sapnap’s skin went from cute to like lowkey hot

- d r e a m’s skin... at least he dressed up this time

- Gog being sad to get those pity points as usual /lh

- “we’re supposed to be having fun Dream leave me alone” “I am having fun”

- basically a manhunt, but it’s off brand

- KARL’S SKIN IS SO CUTE OMG

- “wHaT cOuLd iT PoSsIbLy mEaN” more great acting from Dream

- all of them saying woah at once was really cute to me idk why-

- Dream just wants to kill everyone, staying on brand for C!Dream

- treasure hunt treasure hunt treasure hunt

- Anti-Gogy propaganda

- Karl really thought they would all work together no questions asked

- These are always so chaotic but i love it sm, nice break from everything in regular lore

- “now that George is gone”

- “I always hate you Dream”

- “George and Dream stop fighting”

- Karl is trying so hard to continue the story but everyone is just-

- “from the top you’re going to make it drop” “why does that sound familiar” BBH PLEASE

- George and dream can’t leave each other alone oml

- “there’s a prize for people rping” “what if my character is a serial killer” DREAM PLEASE

- They all fell to their deaths trying to jump off the lighthouse and into the water

- “get maximum... air”

- GEORGE that’s a volleyball

- Ranboo just straight up being drowned out by everyone else :,)

- “Ranboo read it” KARL U READ MY MIND EVEN THO IM WATCHING THIS ACTOR THE FACT

- Ranboo getting into it and like lowkey doing a voice

- “dream we’re walking together” George sounds so whiny lmfao /lh

- SAPNAP’S PIRATE VOICE

- BAD’S PIRATE VOICE

- Manifesting a gogy pirate voice even tho it won’t happen

- Dream leaving the area halfway through bad leaving shows his speedrun genes

- Chat participation :00

- THE TWITCH PRIME PROMO

- “none, we get zero” DREAM PLEASE

- “Ranboo do you think they love you enough” “no” RANBOO HAD NO HESITATION

- “It says, Sapnap is a nimrod” GEORGE PLEASE

- ALSO GEORGE’S PIRATE VOICE LETS GOOOOO

- Ranboo coming in clutch

- “Why is Dream killing everyone” “I’m not killing everyone” yeah George, he’s just killing you

- My two favs George and Ranboo boating away together <33

- I braved chat and someone said “GO MEMORY BOY GO”

- Now every time George fake cries/goes all sad boi I can’t stop thinking about Dream saying he does it to get pity and it always works lmfao

- “log off if you’re not up for it” Dream, George, and Sapnap all leave guys dteam ship is canon now

- Bad dies in lava “don’t worry I saved the book”

- George being all giggly and not paying attention while him and Dream fight ahh I’m soft

- Dream in a boat what will he do

- Dream is muted and didn’t realize

- George yells for Dream to come back to take him with ahhhhhh

- Sapnap screaming “arggggg”

- “did he fail rp??”

- “Oh my arggg”

- “me and dream, me and dream are gonna win”

- “Dream and George forever for a hundred years” GOG I CANT TAKE IT STOP

- Chat spamming DNF omg

- “Dream woke up and chose violence”

- Dream tries to kill George and then Sapnap hits him and Dream dies instead

- “ALL MY BOATS”

- KARL COVERED THE CHEST WITH SAND

- Sapnap and Ranboo duo is something we needed

- SAPNAP AND RANBOO HAVE ME SCREAMING THEYRE EVERYTHING

- “you know saying muffinhead really throws off the pirate vibe yee got going”

- Gogy gets all hype cause he find it and makes happy noises I LOVE HIM

- George is an attention whore /lh

- George becomes scottish

- “when we get back to the mainland we kill George” surprising not Dream, but BBH

- George has less of a sense of direction than I do,,, and that’s saying a lot

- Ranboo woke up and chose violence

- Dream why u so obsessed with Gog

- Sapnap and Ranboo continue to be iconic

- Dream stop speedrunning this is rp

- Audience chooses who wins lmfaooo if Ranboo doesn’t win I’ll be so upset, him or Sapnap, but RANBOO

- “it would be really funny if I won” SHUT UP DREAM

- SAPNAP CALLED RANBOO HIS PARTNER IN CRIME LET’S GOOOO

- george and dream using console to kill each other

- DREAM SOUNDS SO WHIPPED WHEN HE SAYS “George I’ll give you one more chance”

- George mimicking Dream ujhytgrfed

- THEY REALLY STOLE THE THING AS SOON AS KARL LEFT

- CORINNA GIFTED SUBS BRUH

- Dream you don’t have the right to be calling anyone a simp

- “how many subs for a whitelist” RANBOO PLEASE

- “you cannot stab my partner with yee fist”

- “I am duck beard”

- RANBOO WON WITH 73% LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

- “piggy mcpiggy foot” GEORGE PLEASE

- “everybody’s less violent now” yeah ok

- KARLNAP KISS

- RANBOO GETS 50 GIFTED SUBS WOOOOO, HE ALSO GETS THE SWORD WOOOOO it’s hella op lmao,

- 20 subs for everyone there, i love u Karl u are blessed

- “he has the sword don’t kill him RUN”

- Ranboo is literally the best i love him T_T

- Ranboo gets banned LMFAO “reason: oof”

if you actually read that all... wow

#dream smp #tales of the smp #'liveblogging'#karl jacobs #dream #georgenotfound #ranboo #sapnap #badboyhalo #mine

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