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bambi-slxt · 2 days

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Could you write something with Matt or Chris (or both!) and a chubby/not petite reader? I don't see a lot of those and would really appreciate it!

Doesn't have to be smut, it can be more in the style of your non-binary post or love languages. Thank you!

oh honey. of course i can.

chubby!reader:

✨a concept✨

a/n: i'm not petite and i never have been. this post is not intended to cause body dysmorphia to those who are, but rather promote and uplift those who have more fat on them than what's normally represented in the fanfiction space. i hope you enjoy this one anon!

doing their makeup at a sleep over -

chris: "yeah, come on, sit on my lap. no, seriously. i don't mind. come here, mamas." *kisses* "there we go. now put this shit on my face before i change my mind."

matt: "you were saying something about hooded lids? yeah, i don't think i have those. what do you mean people have different eyelid shapes. what the fuck. you have to look up different- jesus christ i'm glad i don't fuck with this stuff."

watching a scary movie -

chris: "i never shoulda' agreed to this. what spell do you have me under? i hate you. no like actually." *holding your hand for dear life and also shaking like a chihuahua*

matt: "-genuinely fucking terrifying. what? why do I have to be the one who tells you when it's over? i don't wanna look either!" *long-suffering sigh*

swimming -

chris: "i don't want you to look like a model, i want you to look like you. you look real, and you feel real...when i look at my girl all i see is how beautiful you are. no, i'm being serious. especially wearin' the stuff i bought you."

matt: "it's just us, darlin'. i've seen all of you before. i know what you look like, and i love you because of it. get in the water so we can play mermaids."

clothes shopping -

chris: "what the Actual Fuck are these designs. this is the plus size section? what a waste of space? i'll make you better clothes. yeah, i'm serious. you like my brand better anyway. jesus christ, i'm sorry."

matt: "...is this really what you want to wear? no? okay so let's leave. yeah, this isn't your style at all. i don't care, i'll shop with you all fucking week if that's what it takes. you're not gonna settle on this shit if it's not what you want."

going to the gym -

chris: "come on, you got it. i know it hurts but you're almost done, come on. don't you dare stop, there we go...there we go, you're good, you're good, get some water...that was a new PR baby, i'm so fucking proud of you. hell yeah, you did so good...damn i don't even think i can get that...fuck you..."

matt: "why the fuck would we go to the gym when the bed is right there? absolutely not. we can work out in my bed-"

streaming together -

chris: "no we're playing fortnite, get on here. i don't care. we've played fallout all week i wanna play duos, pleasepleaseplease-thankssss. yeah we can hop on stream. nah, they love you. trust. you wanna get ready first? i think you look great, but it's up to you, mamas. i want you to be confident, you know that."

matt: "if they have something to say i'll just rip 'em a new one and kiss you on stream. yeah. no i'm dead serious. there's my girl. come on, let's play."

boyfriend hoodies -

chris: "course it fits. i got bigger ones for me so you could steal them. you're such a thief. i love you. what? i didn't say anything..."

matt: "i'm gonna freeze. no no, take it, take my only source of warmth. i'm not bitter. come here lemme cuddle you i'm fucking cold."

a/n: hope you like this nonnie!

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gentlebeardsbarngrill · 3 days

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06/06-07/2024 Daily OFMD Recap

TLDR; Rhys Darby; Taika Waititi; Samba Schutte; Guz Khan; Vico Ortiz; Gerard Butler; SaveOFMDCrew #NeverLeft; AdoptOurCrew #SpeakUpMax; Voting: Tell Tale Awards; Voting; British Podcast Awards; Articles; FYC Emmy Nominations; In Person Meeting: Midwest Retreat for Wayward Pirates; Vianton Week; Jeopardy; Fan Spotlight; LoveNotes; Daily Darby/Tonight's Taika;

== Rhys Darby ==

Rhys is out at To 29 and Beyond!

Source: Outpost 29 Palms Instagram

== Taika Waititi ==

Just a Taika, wearing a Taika (the drink company) Hat. Not gonna lie, I kinda want one now that we are all Taika.

Source: Taika (the company) Instagram

And then there was the BTS for Rita's new music video. You can see the video here:

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Some screen grabs from it:

== Guz Khan ==

Guz was out doing a live podcast with Adan Buxton tonight!

Source: Guz Khan's Instagram

== Vico Ortiz ==

Vico got a hair cut and wanted to share with us the before and afters <3

Source: Vico's Instagram

== Samba Schutte ==

So Samba did some hand modeling! But was a bit surprised it was for a leprosy commercial. Very good cause though <3 Thanks Samba

Source: Samba Schutte's Instagram

And Samba sending some love to Soprano's Deli out in LA!

Source: Samba's Instagram

== Damien Gerard ==

Our Father Teach sending more baby cat pics.

Source: Damien Gerard's Instagram

== SOFMD Crew #NeverLeft Video ==

Our crewmates over at @saveofmdcrewmates put together an informational video about the #NeverLeft campaign going on! It highlights the hypocrisy of Max and corporate pride. Please give it a watch! To learn more, visit their tumblr.

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Source: SaveOFMD Crew Youtube

== AdoptOurCrew - Speak Up Max ==

Our crewmates over at @adoptourcrew are sticking it to Max! Their new hashtag is #SpeakUpMax-- Please visit their Tumblr to learn more and learn facts about how Max has been reducing "the amount of diverse and inclusive media and entertainment content available it [their] customers." SpeakUpMax /SpeakUpMax Facts

Source: AdoptOurCrew's Tumblr

== Voting Reminders ==

= Tell Tale TV Awards =

Reminder! The second round of voting for the Tell-Tale TV Awards is open until June 9, 9pm EST! Please be sure to get your votes in every day! Vote here.

Source: @saveofmdcrewmates Tumblr

= British Podcast Awards =

Hey! More voting opportunities for our dear captain Rhys Darby! If you feel inclined, we'd love it if you'd vote for The Cryptid Factor on the British Podcast Awards to help out Rhys, Dan, and Buttons!

Source: @ ShellOFMD on Twitter

= More Under the Cut: Long Post is Long =

== Articles ==

The first article tonight has an amazing quote, I highly recommend reading it "Either way, it won't make up for David Zaslav not being hugged enough as a child".

== FYC Emmy Considerations ==

Wondering if your efforts are being noticed? Well so far I've seen Samba, and Con both sharing the Emmy4 graphics everyone's been sharing! Great job everyone! Our friends over at Our Flag Means Fanfiction have this handy calendar on how to keep pushing! Thank you so much crew for continuing to support our cast!

Source: Our Flag Means Death Instagram

== In Person Meet Ups ==

= Midwest Retreat for Wayward Pirates! =

Are you in the Midwest area of the US? Are you a fan of OFMD? Well good news! August 8th-11th at Camp Dewan in Burlington, WI will be hosting a Gay Pirate Summer Camp! Wanna learn more? Visit their website!

Source: @ lyndzi's Twitter / @lcwebsxoxo's Twitter

== Vianton Week ==

Hey! Did you know it was Vianton week from June 6th - June 13th? Sure it's not OFMD but as we all know it's a sister-fandom to OFMD so it's getting a highlight! Graphic and info provided by @ viantonweek on Twitter. PS: Happy belated Unholy Masquerade! (06/06)

Source: ViantonWeek Twitter

== Jeopardy ==

Hey! I bet we could answer this one! Thank you @ Stedecoded_ on twitter for the screencap! They were also kind enough to include the clip here: https://x.com/stedecoded_/status/1799249795816829319

Source: @ stedecoded_

== Fan Spotlight ==

= Cast Cards=

More cast cards from @melvisik! The first, Jono Capel-Baker was the unfortunate groom who's wedding was interrupted by "The Devil and the Kids". Tonight's cast card is Amber Templemore one of the many directors on Our Flag Means Death! <3

Source: @melvisik's Twitter

== OFMPride Colouring Pages! ==

More Colouring pages by the very kind @patchworkpiratebear being shared by @adoptourcrew!

Source: AdoptOurCrew Tumblr

== Love Notes ==

Happy Frenchie Friday Lovelies! It's finally here! The weekend is here, and if you have the time off, please use it to have some fun and get some rest-- and if you don't, I'm sending so many hugs your way to get through the weekend work week. One of the things that I love so much about this community is seeing so many of you showing yourselves bit by bit over the past many months. Some of you are brand new to the fandom, and some of you have been here for so much longer than many of us have. No matter when you started though, I've seen folks who we don't hear often start to speak up more. I see more and more people who stopped doing gifs/art/fics, or didn't do gifs/art/fics before suddenly sharing their stuff with the community. It's so wonderful to see you bloom in and out of season, did you know that? Some of you don't feel comfortable putting yourself out there that much, but I see you like or reblog on various peoples blogs, or leave a comment here or there. Some of you have started really putting yourself out there bit by bit, in tags, in comments, posting meta, gifs, or fics, or artwork, or sometimes just sending lovely letters through @ofmdlovelyletters (which btw I love yall who run that so much you're such a stellar group and you drive kindness in this fandom to new heights). Some of you are unapologetically loud and yourselves and I love that too. I love every beautiful level of the fans we have here coming in and out and participating and making this fandom such a wonderful place to be in. Every day I continue to marvel at the kindness, and supportiveness, and creativity of this crew... of all the wonderful things your minds come up with, and all the goodness you put into this world. You all have really made my life so much better, and I can't thank you enough for that. I feel richer in mind and spirit because of you all and I'm so happy to get to share this time with you. Thank you to every one of you who makes each day worth coming back for, even if we've never spoken, I hope you know you make all the difference. Love you crew, I hope you have the best of weekends and things are looking up, and if they're not, that they do soon.

== Daily Darby / Tonight's Taika ==

Tonight's gifs are themed only in that I too want to look a bit more closely at Rhys' outfit. Rhys gif by the glorious @ratchet and Taika Gif by the absolutely amazing @meluli!

Taika Gif Source: @meluli

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devildomwriter · 2 hours

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You Go Antiquing Together | Lucifer x Reader

Antiquing was one of your favorite things to do. You were obsessed with history and elated at the idea of owning things centuries old. Each time you went, you’d stare at something for hours, wondering just what it might have been through and if only it could talk, the things it would tell you it’s seen.

Lucifer decided to come with you today and wasn’t entirely impressed; in fact, he seemed a little confused.

“Lucifer, look at this silverware; it’s two hundred years old!”

“Only?” He asked, studying the fine silver.

You glared at him, “stop saying only, each time I show you something. I get it; you’re old.”

He glared at you and huffed, turning around to look at the old grandfather clocks when something caught his eye.

“A typewriter?” He asked, confused.

“Hm? Oh, yeah, that’s a pretty old model.”

He paused, and you waited for him to say something before nudging him, “uh…something wrong, Lucifer.”

“But these only just came out….”

“W- ahahahaha!” You started laughing at him, and he blushed and walked away from you.

“You don’t need to laugh. I was simply surprised how fast your generation moves on from one thing to the next,” he sighed.

You grabbed his arm, consoling him, and he refused to look at you stubbornly.

He could be so dramatic sometimes.

“Hehe, I’m sorry I laughed at you, Luci. You surprised me, is all. I’m human, and even I have a hard time keeping up with what’s new.”

He raised a brow looking at you.

“Shouldn’t you slow down…you’re rushing history, progressing as fast as you are.”

“Are you worried about us or something?” You asked, amused.

“About humans? No. About your home, yes. I remember the older days when new things were rare and so exciting, and now humans forget things so easily they wind up here in antique shops…” he sighed, recalling years long before you were born.

He continued to stare into the distance, and you decided to try your luck and tease him to lighten the mood.

“You’re just mad you’re the oldest antique here.”

He gave you a look and flicked your forehead.

You didn’t make any old man jokes after that and laughed to yourself when he seemed confused that something so “recent” was hundreds of dollars due to being so old.

You did stumble upon some old records, but none of them were cursed, which disappointed him.

“Next time, we’ll go antiquing in the devildom. I’ll show you things that are actually old.”

“You’re gonna show me a bunch of mirrors?”

“That’s it; you’re being punished as soon as we get home.”

“The fun kind, or—“

“___!”

#this takes place in season one when he’s still a tad crankier because I wrote this piece a while ago #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer x reader #om lucifer #obey me shall we date Lucifer #obey me x reader #obey me drabble

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projectchaotix · 1 year

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It’s here ladies and gentlemen…

our design of sonic has FINALLY been brought to 3d polygon goodness!

special thanks to one of our latest sprite-artist/3d modeler members @sexgoblincarnivalpenis AKA “Nito” for helping me fix the model up and rigging it aswell!

#now…what are we gonna use this model for?#you’ll have to wait and see ;)#project sonic chaotix #digital art #3d animation #3d render #3d model #sonic fan games #sonic the hedgehog

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fireheartwraith · 6 months

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Defending Forever online is not enough I need a gun

#qsmp #he's POSSESSED #>>POSSESSED<<#IT'S NOT HIM #also this is Main Lore btw because he’s possessed by baribal aka dark Cucurucho #why him and not anyone else who got infected?#because he’s the president and baribal wants to control “their leader”#he does not have Forever's memories #the arg was @v@ tricking his conscience (us viewers) into giving it information #he gad to ask the eggs who their parents were for example #also it stated that it does not care what happens to Forever's body #the Cucurucho who we saw trying to “help” forever with the infection was actually baribal in disguise btw #which is why the infection got worse with the medication #and remember he only got infected in the first place because Cucurucho told him the eggs were in the nether and he went investigate #also stop blaming him for happy pills? Cucurucho literally kidnapped and forcefully drug him #once again because he’s president and has to be the model resident #and let the leo thing go omg it was one time six months ago #unless leo brings it up herself it has nothing to do with this!!#JESUS #and if I see one person asking who's the president now I'm gonna blow up the presidential building myself #NO ONE #THE ANSWER IS NO ONE #qsmp forever #qsmp baribal #qsmp dark cucurucho

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jellophoid · 1 month

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FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE IS FINISBEDD— some of my favourite pieces from my drawing 2 class ^^)) what a fun year

#jellarts #first is a portrait on toned paper !!#we had to tone the paper and I chose to use purple and it was so funnnn #we also learned the structure of a face through da vinci diagrams that I love love looking at now #like I loveeee drawing side profiles now #BUT ITS A PORTRAIT OF MEE #closest thing to face reveal #the other two are ink drawings we did #the one that’s just a mesh of gestures is what my teacher called the gesture marathon #the models posed for like 5 minutes and then kept changing poses it was so streasfukvndndbs #but I had fun…I’m gonna miss this teacher so bad fr #biggers inspos for this semester were Catherine Kehoe and Elisabeth Osborne #the last one was a three week drawing where the model was posing in that exact pose #you can’t see it cus where I was in the room was right behind them #but they were playing Hades on their laptop fhsbsba #anyways— vine charcoal my beloved #I’m so sad I won’t have any drawing classes next semester but I must focus on product design for now v_v))

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nicoscheer · 18 days

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The reel 😂

Nearly cried at the little turtle silhouette, not Miles going ‘a couple of weeks off from gigs now to chill’ sweetheart the 7th is barely two weeks away😂

#23/05/2024 #miles kane #ig Stories #fuck yeah more Maxie #miles knows what the people want 🐶#happy turtle family #Maxie’s little paw on Miles’ chest 🫠🫠🫠💕💕#also is it me or does it look like Maxie’s wearing some kind of jacket ? keeping his son nice and cozy #love how close he is with his mom #Pauline having to give back her grandson #📈Maxie content 📈 my will to live #happy to have his dad back #cuteness overload #love that Miles is such cliche dog dad #and so self aware to know that he’s gonna bombard us with all the pics he’s taking of their reunion #pretty sure all his friends are getting dozens of Maxie pics with look at him isn’t he the goodest boy xx #the crown is too real #so we got singer songwriter musician model and now fashion designer as well ?!! bro knows no limit #i genuinely have a Pavlovian reaction to Miles` happiness

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victorluvsalice · 2 months

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-->And with that, it was finally off to Van Liddelton Groceries once more! Alice got to open the place up this time, though first, I had her set the prices to “Sale” (aka 15% markup) down from the regular 25% markup. Why? Because they DO NOT need the money, and I wanted to see if stuff would sell faster if it was a little cheaper. She then got sent to have some zoomies to deal with her slowly-growing Fury (no wolfing out at work!) while Victor bunked down for a nap in the break room and Smiler went out to handle the sales floor (after consulting their future cube for advice, since I wanted them to do something while waiting for customers – “the cube abides,” apparently)! Amusingly, the very first Sim to show up for the day was L. Faba – guess she was tired of Morgyn getting all the attention whenever the gang visited the Magic Realm. XD (Which reminds me, I really gotta bind Victor’s dragon familiar to him already...) Anyway, after a bit of lag, Smiler was able to let off one of their patented vampiric happiness bursts for the incoming customers and chat with Catarina Lynx for a bit to try and convince her to buy stuff –

-->And then Alice came back, and I decided that I wanted her to make some more food downstairs rather than force her to chat with customers. A decision that led to me transferring $40,000 of their household funds over to the store so I could upgrade the downstairs kitchen area with the best Schmapple fridges and ovens, and add a counter by the corner so I could put in a stand mixer, a waffle iron, and a pizza oven! All in the blue swatches, since I thought those looked nice. :) I then had Alice use the bulk food processors from Simsonian Library to process some potato flour so she could whip up a batch of dough –

-->Aaand suddenly EVERYONE WAS BUYING SHIT. Yeah, apparently cheaper prices DO encourage more sales. I quickly had Alice run up there to help Smiler with the initial rush (since Victor was still working on taking care of his needs) – Catarina picked up a loaf of cheesy bread for $71; Christen a jar of blueberry jam for $80; and Janae a small mushroom for $5. We got a brief break while some of the customers got distracted by the sight of celebrity Brytani Cho in the store (long enough for Victor to get up and go to the bathroom), but after that and another annoying case of lag, the sales started coming again, with Bella Goth grabbing a box of dried sage for $413, and L. Faba getting a box of cheese for $621. I took a moment to check downstairs and saw that Alice’s dough was ready, so I had her go downstairs and grab that –

Aaand got an LE as she did so. However, that was shortly followed by customer Olivia grabbing an avocado from the produce fridges/warming racks, so I think the LE was actually related to that – specifically, to my Brazen Lotus stuff. Meh. At least I'm pretty sure I know what it is (the game doesn’t have a proper animation to play if a Sim is getting a normally-not-allowed-in-produce-fridges item out of a produce fridge, so it goes “hey”) and that it’s not TOO game-breaking!

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #yeah I'd been meaning to lower their prices for a while now #as stated they do NOT need the money #and I want to get this place emptied so I can rethink what I want to sell and how I want to sell it #thinking of going toward a more 'prepared foods' model #we will see #in the meantime you can see things remain pretty busy on the lot #good thing Smiler loves socializing :p #and Victor and Alice can tolerate it :p #and I liked upgrading the processing area downstairs with the new small appliances #looks a little more professional now #Alice seems to enjoy using everything #though now I'm thinking we should have more than one of each appliance #so we could have multiple items getting cooked at once #I mean I have two ovens and two fridges already #things to ponder as we move forward!#and yeah that LE really does seem to be related to people trying to buy things out of the produce fridge #that normally wouldn't go in a produce fridge #and since I have a mod from Brazen Lotus that allows you to put things in the produce fridge that normally don't go there #not gonna worry about it for now but #it is a factor in me considering redoing the store a bit #we'll see what happens!#queued

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feline-evil · 5 months

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I wish there was a way to poison plagiarist image generation software back into it's pre-evolutionary state of only being able to generate thick, rancid pustules of impossible flesh and eyes. I wish we could turn it back into solely being able to make meaty unfathomable horrors of incomprehensible shapes instead of being able to replicate real artists work and destroy peoples livelihoods in so many creative industries that are already grueling fields full of struggling people. It sucks so much what that tech ended up being, and yeah of course i recognize it was always inevitable and that even in that early state the tech probably was not great to exist at all but it still makes me so sad. I wish we could just slip something into it's food trough to make it sick, make it go back to what it was, something unmarketably useless in any real field; back to just disgusting body horror masses and unfathomable swirls of color. I don't think it'd be coming for anyone's jobs if it was still that, i think things would at least be better.

#jay talkin #sigh. the state of ai generation makes me so bummed out as someone who wanted to go into #abstract digital 3d art as a hobby outside of my usual art stuff. bc i really enjoyed it BUT #now when i think about making what i want to make in blender now i think about how so many of the visuals #i would make would just be like. well whats the point now we live in a world where this is what is going on #the visuals i want to make are akin to the aesthetic of those early generation models #but of course made by hand instead and i just. god. i cant feel motivated about it #cuz now that aesthetic i used to be intrigued by is associated in my head w millions of people getting fucked over by what it became #lies on the floor. remember before we knew what this was all gonna turn into. jesus. do you remember. ugh. augh.#well. gotta keep creating i guess. keep on keeping on. gonna stay sad about it tho

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rorsry · 10 months

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watched uhh dorothy returns ro wizard of oz (2013) and i'd give it a 6.5/10 in general but entertainment wise i'd give it an 8.5 (tbf i was watching it with my brother idk how i'd rate it if i was alone) theres a part where they need a boat and dorothy snaps a piece of wood off a tree who yells in pain and then every tree there starts throwing rocks and acorns at her but then it cuts to a tree hunched over and hes like "take me... take me." and i csnt properly explain why it's so unbelievably funny. the line delivery makes him sound so accepting like he's really willing to die to help dorothy get a boat and i can't stop thinking about it

#also watched dino king. uh. 29 minutes in my brother and i thought it was gonna end soon so we paused and saw we still had an hour left #and we both visibly went HUH??? and i was like are we gonna power through this movie or watch khumba......and he chose to power through #for a dinosaur movie it's not bad i actually really like what they tried going for? ie using footage of real landscape and cgi-ing dinos #in it to make it seem like it's Real Life. obviously the cgi is so very noticable but they did pretty good👍🏼#when speckles (main character) fell into water instead of cgi-ing the water the dropped something irl but put his model over ir #which i find neat i didnt think they'd do that. kinda sad at the lack of blood when the dinos would kill each other #also speckles' family dies which i expected and when the timeskip happens and he finds a girl and then she dies i expected however i did no #expect them to kill two out of three kids like i'm glad junior survived but god damn after the first one died i was hoping the last two #would survive at the very least. also fuck one eyed i thought he was just survivng at first but no he literally started beef #with a one year old dinosaur baby and decided Yeah Im Gonna Ruin Your Life Forever Buddy #my brother and i when speckles finally kills one eyed: yoooo YOOOOOO #movie would have heen better with like 98% more blood but when they did sue blood they used both cgi and fake irl #which i'll admit was kinda cool #fuck you one eye i fucking hate you #ok anywaus we tried watching khumba but didnt bc it was getting late so we watched the first 20mins and then skipped to the end #i think it wouldve been a nice movie? i have no idea but i mean i didnt hate what i saw #if you guys rver wanna watch a movie just got to free with ads on youtube ive been obsessing over those for months now #btw dino movies are very boring to me i forgot to add that. so yeah dino king IS boring to me but i had fun

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4giorno · 1 year

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actually even tho i love al haitham, bc he flopped so hard im gonna FOR NOW still hold off on my third account and maybe actually go for neuveliette 🙂

#bc if hoyo truly finally allows an older character have a visibly older facial model? yeah i will main #i hope hes on field main dps bc going for cons only feels worth it for a character youre gonna have out a lot #and LEAK WARNING but all the five stars coming out before him are sub dps and support so it makes sense #(that we know of at least...... who knows who will come out in 3.7 and 3.8)#but yeah unfortunately hoyo doesnt want to make a male on field dps great so that role would kind of #doom him to mediocrity as well #but like i said if they actually allow an older character to have an older face then i would already be happy #now i have to consider what to do in 3.4 on my main......#i can go for one 5 star on the character banner and still guarantee staff of homa at max fate points #soooooo...... al haitham pls come home on my main on 50/50 im begging you #i wont use you in abyss so im not even gonna make you work over time 😭😭😭#you can use the gilded set that i got for cyno........ so youd be inconveniencing him........#and i have the black sword r5............ so please 😭

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despairforme · 2 years

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Can I maybe, ‘fer once, have a good time?

#[ I'M VERY U W U AFTER READING ALL THOSE COMPLIMENTS OK ]#[ and i'm thinking about the model!au and putting that up ]#[ nnoitra is like: fuck more verses where i suffer ]#[ shhhh my dude what if you end up having a good time ]#[ nnoitra: what ? if ? i ? don't ? ]#[ WELL 8))))))) ]#[ but yeah thanks to not writing for a couple of days i am behind ]#[ on my writing goal ]#[ but i've realized that even if i don't hit it - ]#[ this month has still been amazing ]#[ for comparison ]#[ last month i wrote 15k ]#[ in total ]#[ this month i've written 46k ]#[ 16k on nnoitra ]#[ I'M VERY HAPPY WITH THE PROGRESS ]#[ still not quite where we want it ]#[ bc i want 20k on nnoitra like i used to do on a regular basis ]#[ but still it's good progress! ]#[ gonna try to do some writing now :D ]#[ hope you're all doing good guys! ]#despair for me. ╱ in character.

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formerlyyknown · 24 days

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i’ve been anti-ai for years and years but i don’t know if i have it in the written record. and this is still late ik because everyday it becomes more and more glaringly obvious that this is gonna fuck us up but i’d like to officially have record that i called it. im not saying it’s necessarily gonna be full apocalypse but mark my words dawg within the next decade labour, the structure of society, the notion of “reality” or “shared truth”, intellectual and cultural institutions as we know them will all collapse. our options at this point are full societal collapse (realistically not super likely. or at least i think if it happens it will be in ways we don’t recognize and won’t be like a low budget doomsday movie like some suggest) (but i mean i don’t think that’s totally out of the question) or the complete overhaul and restructuring of our most fundamental institutions. nothing is ever going to be the same very very soon. and i’ve BEEN saying this since i was 13 but i would like you all to know this so i can gloat about it in the future. thanks!

#mine #ik with recent developments and events this sentiment is much more common now. but once again. called it.#anyways i don’t really think ai is gonna be like. sentient. but a global capitalist society cannot and will not function very soon #the way we function is fundamentally incompatible with widespread use of these models. what then? idk. we’ll have to see.#yeah in my dreams this means the elimination of menial labour and the implementation of ubi and a positive shift in what humans get to do #but i mean be for real. lmao.#that isn’t happening unless some crazy shit happens first.

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astranauticus · 5 months

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not to further out myself as a cosplayer but anyway sometimes i do wonder if there's a higher power because i'd been mentally debating buying this absolutely beautiful cosplay for ebenholz' eine variation skin on taobao for WEEKS like it was just in my cart while i waffled about it and yesterday a friend texted me with absolutely no context to ask if i wanted to get anything from taobao because they wanted to get a better deal on shipping so yknow. im just taking that as some kind of Sign

#asto's tales #its so. its so beautiful. like i've been calling it the disgraced german nobleman fit to my non arknights friends #partly because that's just. somewhat accurate and partly because it's really got that aristocrat look #one friend was like omg goth vampire fit which. yeah yknow that's the vibe #really dont think that friend was expecting me to send like several links of cosplay materials when they asked me but #to be fair i did ask them like how much stuff are we talking JKSHDKFJHS #and then the contact lenses i wanted to get couldnt be delivered to my region for 'legal or regulatory reasons' which. what does that MEAN #had to get like... normal people everyday use contacts instead of cosplay contacts which #ok im lowkey a little mad about because the colour doesnt show up as well compared to cosplay contacts and eben's eyes are like #SUPER light purple so yknow. that's troubling #but oh well. nothing to be done. if i'm really bothered about it i guess i can tryna get my own #also the outfits on presale cuz the seller ran out of stock so god knows when it's even gonna arrive JKSDKJFHKSD #and on top of that i didnt get his horns cuz if you tryna buy them on taobao there's only one person who sells them and theyre like #half the price of the whole fuckin cosplay fit. like are you jokin my ass #so now the plan is just to model them in blender and 3d print them in either my school library or my friends school shop #easier said than done cuz (looks at ebenholz' character art) what the fuck is going on

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transgaysex · 6 months

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i was super gonna say something when i opened this app but i lost it. wuh

#wind howls #i am sleepy and im sleeping soon i promise. but there eas something i was gonna say and i forgot #umm.. oh in the end my dash and everything still loads on my phone. no idea why it misbehaved earlier #all good now. hmmm #what else. end of semester is starting to hit and it is Not Very Pleasant if i can be so real with you all #like i enjoy what i do. it definitely is fun and im enjoying my classes for thr very most part #but gweh... im onto the final projects for like. modelling. editing. space/architecture. animation.#and we missed a few classes in photography bc of the strike and other stuffs. and the teacher has covid.#so im not sure what the hells up with that class. were not even onto the final project/exam i dont think.#and the teachers are likely striking again from december 8th to 14th which like. weh #classes end on the 11th so its not the end of the world but we still have quite a few projects due #and strikes mean the school is out of use. so we cant like. use the school computers to do our assignments at all #and some of those assignments i cant do at home bc i dont have the programs for it because adobe doesnt deserve a single penny from me.#all in all were really in it deep and a bit rough. it couldve been easier but i understand the need for the strike #sigh...#big assignment due on friday that i havent started yet. i hope to do it all tomorrow after i finish my classes since i end at like. 3 pm.#and i dont have any after school plans other than going to the bank so ill be able to work on that for a lil bit at the very least.#hopefully i could even finish them. so that i can spend thursday worry free. maybe even relax.#i feel like ive been running all week ! i need a breather and 17 hours straight of sleep !!!#goodnight !

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luveline · 27 days

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hotch's little sister x spencer perhaps?

—Hotch’s sister graduates college, and Spencer is immediately smitten. fem, 1.6k

“She’s pregnant.” Emily shakes her bag of chips around. “But it’s not his baby.”

Spencer frowns down at his sandwich. Rye bread is hard to cut, and the plastic knife isn’t putting up a good fight. “That’s awful,” he says. “He must be heartbroken.”

“He’s distraught. Now he can’t decide if he wants to stay and raise the new baby with their first, or leave her and have split custody.”

“What channel did you say it was on?”

“It’s on NightDrama. I’ll find out the number.”

Emily folds the empty packet of chips into a rectangle, then that rectangle into a triangle, folding the edges inside of a fold to create a parcel perfect for flicking at him. Spencer waits for it, tensing, but what he sees behind Emily steals his attention.

She whips her head to follow him.

You are, as Spencer watches you walk in, without a doubt one of the prettiest girls he’s ever seen. And it’s not like you’re a model, you don’t walk with any such confidence, but it strikes him immediately. You’re pretty. And he’s never seen you in the office before.

They get visitors occasionally but the majority of people so deep into this office would've been checked at security and cleared to come up here. You hold a visitors badge in your hand, which you promptly clip onto your shirt when you see people looking at you. Your frown makes you prettier. Something about the way you stand seems familiar, but Spencer can’t put his finger on what it is.

“Should we go help?” Emily asks.

“Who do you think she’s for?” Spencer asks back. He’s thinking you’re here to speak to JJ. They have people like this occasionally who JJ knows from past cases, drifting in on a hope that there’s more detail to be found.

Emily stands up from her chair. Spencer follows suit. When you see her facing toward you, some of your apprehension melts into relief.

“Hi,” you say breathily, summoning a smile that, again, seems familiar. Not in looks, but practise, maybe.

“Hi there, can we help? You look lost,” Emily says.

She sounds more friendly than Spencer could’ve hoped to achieve. He doesn’t even wanna think about it, from how pretty you are he would’ve stumbled over even the most basic hello.

“I’m here to see Aaron Hotchner. He told me his office is up the stairs, is that still one of these ones,” —you nod gently at the stairs that do, in fact, lead to his office— “or somewhere else?”

“That’s the right one, the very first door.”

“Okay,” you give a soft laugh. “Thank you. This place makes me nervous.”

You leave to travel up the steps. Emily and Spencer watch without any casualness as you approach Hotch’s office door, and give a little knock.

It’s more surprising to see it tugged open so quickly after. Hotch usually says, “Come in.”

“Oh, you’re here,” Hotch says. It’s to Spencer’s shock and Emily’s clear joy when he leans in for a hug. The bearhug kind, no politeness or manners about their intimidating boss as his arms cross behind your shoulders and he pulls you in. “You’re late.” He squeezes you.

You let it happen. “I hate your building.”

“What the hell?” Emily whispers.

“I’m so happy to see you. Come on, come in, I ordered lunch for us already.”

Emily is shameless. She takes Spencer by the wrist and encourages him to the wall below Hotch’s office as he ushers you inside. The door remains ajar, perfect for snooping, and Spencer doesn’t know what it is but he lets Emily drag him forward anyhow.

“If that’s his girlfriend, he should be ashamed,” Emily whispers.

Spencer raises his brows. “Did you think that was romantic?”

“I’ve never seen him show affection to anyone who wasn’t Haley, and when was the last time she was here?”

Spencer tosses it around in his mind. Sure, it was quite affectionate by Hotch’s standards, but the hug was so… uncareful. He’d grabbed you and hugged you like he was gonna shake you around for fun, like a dad hugs his daughter. “How old is Hotch?” Spencer asks.

“You don’t think that’s his secret kid.”

“No,” Spencer says, though he sort of does.

Emily gestures for him to hush as your laugh drifts down from the office. “You did?” you’re asking. “It’s so nice to be home.”

“Of course I did. It’s like I promised, okay? You finished college like I asked you too, you’ve done so well, and now I’m gonna make sure you’re happy. Like I tried to do for Sean.”

“Sean,” you sigh. “He didn’t even answer my grad card.”

“I don’t know what to say about him, I really don’t.”

A small pause. “Well, at least you answered.”

“You know I would’ve come to watch you walk–”

“But you couldn’t. It’s fine, Aaron, I wasn’t really expecting you to make it.”

“I’m sorry. Really. And I’m proud of you, after everything.”

“Thank you… The bag was better than you being there anyways. Coach?” You laugh breathily. “My friends keep asking me if you can be their big brother too.”

Emily and Spencer turn to each other, mouths agape, Emily slapping his arm as they struggle to make no noise. Since when does Aaron have a sister? A young sister freshly graduated?

Hotch laughs too. “Come and sit before your lunch gets cold.”

Emily gets out her phone to text Morgan, she and Spencer pressed to the wall with their heads ducked. Hotch is a total enigma, because what the hell sort of secret is that?

When Morgan appears, it’s with all the answers. He rolls his eyes at their clear position of eavesdropping but leans against Emily’s desk to give them the information they’re craving anyways. “She’s adopted. Hotch was already in college at the time, but they’re close. They get along a lot better than Hotch does with Sean, that’s for sure.”

“He sounds protective,” Emily says, side-eying the office.

“Look, it’s not my business, but I just know it was bad when she was a teenager. Hotch is a drill sergeant for a reason.” Ah, Spencer thinks. The Hotchner father.

Spencer picks at his hands. It explains the conversation he shouldn’t have been listening to, to a degree. He feels the guilt of knowing something he wasn’t meant to like a sodden weight, retreating swiftly to his desk and his forgotten sandwich.

It’s nice to hear Hotch laughing, but it’s your laugh that draws him in again while he tries so hard not to listen. It’s as attractive to Spencer as your frown had been when you walked in. He thinks about how you finished college, how you’re here, and he wonders if he’ll see more of you —how often will you come in for lunch? Spencer checks his hair in his sleeping monitor and feels like an idiot.

“I’m sorry,” Hotch says a little while later, elbowing open the door with his back to the office, “we’ll have dinner soon, honey, I promise.”

You reach up to give him another quick hug. “It’s fine. It’s just nice to be in the same city again.”

Hotch guides you down to the bullpen with the same pride with which he introduced Jack. It’s unmissable, the love he has for you in just one touch against your shoulder. “Y/N,” he says, pausing at the bullpen, “Derek Morgan you’ve met. This is Emily Prentiss and Spencer Reid.”

“Spencer Reid?” you ask suddenly, looking up into Hotch’s face like he’s lying, your brows pulled together in indignation, before you turn back to Spencer reverently. “You’re Dr. Spencer Reid?”

He gets caught on his own breath. “Uh, yes?”

“The Dr. Spencer Reid who wrote Methods of Continued Fraction Expansions?”

Spencer feels heat like a kiss to each cheek. “Yes.”

You turn to Hotch with a suspicious pout. “When I told you about the paper I was reading by a Dr. Reid a few months ago, you didn’t stop to think it could be your Dr. Reid? Or you just don’t like me?”

That’s a sister’s scorn if Spencer’s ever heard it.

“I thought you said Rain.”

“I don’t think you did.” You turn back to Spencer. “I can’t believe it, I emailed you about Jacobi elliptical functions, you were so helpful, I owe you my degree.” You put your hand out with a beaming, beautiful smile, Spencer’s stomach totally flips. “It’s amazing to meet you in person.”

He’s a germaphobe, he is, and that doesn’t just go away when you meet someone lovely, but he shakes your hand. You surprise him too quickly to think beyond taking your hand letting it happen. You’re, like, glowing.

Hotch gives him a funny look. Mostly impassive, but not quite.

Spencer abruptly lets you go. “I don’t think you would’ve needed my help to get there in the end. You clearly knew what you were doing.”

Hotch’s eyebrows silently rise.

You turn back to Hotch again, your smile catching. “I like your friends.”

He smiles. “Let me walk you down to the lobby, honey.”

You let him guide you away, giving the present members of the BAU a wave with just your fingers before you go.

Morgan and Emily look at him heavily. “Spencer,” Emily says. “What was that?”

He doesn’t want to say what he thinks it was, so he doesn’t. “She was nice.”

Morgan’s laughter is immediate. Spencer has to walk off to the kitchen for a cup of tea he doesn’t drink to escape him and the connotation of his laughing. Spencer hopes he’ll see you again soon, though if he’s half a good a profiler as he thinks he is, he might end up in trouble with your brother.

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