infinite respect for nathaniel buttons first mate of all time for how his response to a stranger showing up in the middle of the night and asking if blackbeard was aboard was to essentially go “what are you, a cop???”
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Calico Jack's pirate ship looks exactly like a normal pirate ship except the stern is covered in bumper stickers
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Boys first mutiny!
Young and beaten Edward Izzy and Calico jack-
release the baby kraken
Night doodle art by me
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Our Flag Means Death modern AU where the crew of the Revenge is a DnD party, and Stede is their (sort of competent) DM. Most of his campaigns are silly and fun, and the crew is sort of torn on it. Most of them expected something dark, but ended up loving it (and Jim discovered that they're nonbinary through playing)
Ed was in another table at the same place the crew played, along with Izzy, Ivan and Fang (and Jack at some point but he left because nobody liked him lmao). Most of their campaigns are dark and gruesome, and Ed is fucking bored of it, but he stays because Izzy is his best friend. By coincidences of life, Izzy meets Stede and sees his silly little campaign, so when he goes back he's all like gossiping about it with Fang and Ivan, and Ed hears about it, so he immediately tries to talk to Stede and join his campaign (and ropes Izzy into it as well because why not)
Cue Ed very clumsily flirting with Stede (and Stede finding out that he's insanely gay because of it)
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A commission of the nasty boys 👀
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Cjizzy for me is like. You know how you come home after a night out completely pissed and all of a sudden you're craving the greasiest, nastiest shit you can get your hands on? And then you find a slice of two day old pizza in your fridge. And it's exactly what you needed. In that moment, nothing else would do. Nothing has ever felt more right. You shove that thing in your mouth like it's your very last meal on this earth and enjoy a few moments of pure, unadulterated bliss before promptly passing out in bed.
The next morning, the very thought of that two day old pizza almost makes you puke. But there's no shame. No regrets. You know it's going to happen again. And you're totally fine with it. Because everything has its time and place, and even when most of the time it might be the last thing on your mind, every once in a while it's the best thing ever.
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archie and jack would get along like a house on fire
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Canon divers from the time Jack arrives to the revenge
Stede and Izzy are bitching around each all day long
Nothing new here
Until stede spots Izzy and Jack buggering in a dark corner
And stede be like
Wtf he can fuck Jack fucking Rackham this ugly drunken brut but not me???
And then
Oh goodness have I been sexually attracted to Izzy all this time?
Ps yes. Yes he has
Pps revenge crew: dah… fucking finally
Ed: you are not the brightest man but I’m still in love with you.
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Round 1 Part 1 Poll 5
Propaganda
Entrapta & her ship Darla were besties
Calico Jack's my specialest boy and a gross nasty cowboy man and he stands too close to his ex boyfriend's crush at the urinal. I love him. He got in a good the bad and the ugly style stand off with a bird.
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