#oh i forgot licorice too-

[licopom]

Day 4 of @flufftober! Today's theme is "Supporting Silly Quirks/Hobbies". This was originally going to be two drawings, the other one being Licorice supporting Pomegranate's hobby of collecting DE merch. But I don't even have the energy to fix the awkward expressions or finish coloring (i'm sick but it's just seasonal allergies)

Hopefully I'm feeling better tomorrow lmao. If not, it's an easy prompt so even then the art should come out looking a lot nicer.

#flufftober2022 #day 4 #cookie run #licorice x pomegranate #licopom #i forgot the freaking thread in licorice's needle too oh no

[phoenix-bleh]

Can I have part 3 of this story please? ^^ you write so well that it's addictive! ^^

CRK self aware x Child! reader

part 1, 2, 3, 4

!PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP!

It’s been a few hours since Pure Vanilla last saw you and he was freaking out. How did he lose you so quickly?? You’re only a little child, you could be in danger right now and he’s not even there to protect you! He went back to his castle to see if he could make a plan there and find you as soon as possible.

He went into your room again to look around and it wasn’t until now he realized that your window was wide open. Like as if someone had broken in! Has someone stolen you?! How did he not notice all this time you could’ve been stolen and he was wasting time! Pure Vanilla started to think hard of who could have possibly done it. Then it hit him….Shadow Milk Cookie….He also went to come see you when he went to your world. It couldn’t be he was still at Beast Yeast though he couldn’t have possibly taken you. Unless he somehow did since it wasn’t entirely impossible.

Pure Vanilla decided that if Shadow Milk somehow did steal he was gonna find you before any harm could be done to you. He asked Gingerbrave and his friends if they could join him on his way to Beast Yeast. They agreed and started their way over there, Pure Vanilla could only hope you weren’t in any danger and when you're back he’ll make sure to keep a better eye on you.

Meanwhile Dark Enchantress Cookie was yelling at Black Licorice for losing you and not knowing where you could be. “I can’t believe you lost the kid so easily!” “I'm sorry. It seemed like an emergency so I told the kid where the restroom was!” “You didn’t at least think not to leave the kid to go find it themselves since they could have escaped!” She was pretty pissed and now she was making a new plan to see if she could find you and bring you back.

You were in fact with Shadow Milk Cookie and he was telling you how you could help him on escaping this place. He told you all you needed to do was cut the tree down and once you did he could weaken the seal and he could escape. The only problem was that you were a little kid and you most likely didn’t have the strength you needed to cut a tree, especially one so large. You told him you would try any way to help him since it was unfair he was stuck there, obviously you didn’t know the real reason he was here, but he found it cute you were willing to help him.

Once Pure Vanilla, Gingerbrave and his friends arrived at Beast Yeast they ran towards the Silver Tree where Shadow Milk Cookie resides to see if you were actually there. He was hoping you were, but at the same time he was hoping Shadow Milk hadn’t harmed you in any way. Once they got to the tree they looked around for a bit, and there you were! Pure Vanilla Cookie was relieved, so relieved in fact that he ran towards you and engulfed you in a big hug.

“y/n dear! I was so worried about you! Are you ok you aren't hurt, are you? What happened, how did you get here? Oh I’m so sorry I couldn’t watch you better.” He held too tightly you had to pat his back to get his attention. He released you from his hug but he still held onto you. “Im ok Pure Vanilla! I'm trying to help someone!” He softly smiled at you and tilted his head “Oh? Who are you helping, little one?” He asked you. “Shadow Milk Cookie!” You told him.

“Huh..?” He seemed disoriented and couldn’t process what you had just said. Then there was a voice behind you both. “Aww can’t believe you forgot about me, I'm truly hurt!” It was Shadow Milk. He put a hand on top of his chest and head to act dramatic. You then feel Pure Vanilla grab your arm and shoved you behind him. “How dare you bring the child here, what did you plan on doing to them!” Pure Vanilla shouted at Shadow Milk. You were confused. He didn't do anything wrong, why was he yelling at him? Shadow Milk only grinded.

“Oh silly vanilly! I didn’t bring the kid here, they came here themselves!” “I won’t believe in your lies!” You tugged on his sleeve to try and get his attention and when he turned to look at him you told him that he was telling the truth and you came here yourself. Pure Vanilla then bent down to your height and placed his hands on your shoulders asking “Why on earthbread are you here?” You explained to him how you were captured by Black Licorice Cookie and escaped him and ended up here.

So Dark Enchantress Cookie was after you?

Oh dear…

#crk x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #shadow milk cookie x reader #pure vanilla cookie x reader #dark enchantress cookie x reader

[quibbs126]

So we have part 2 of stylized Cookies, pretty much all from today other than bird girls

I feel like I did better yesterday, but also I haven’t seen yesterday’s drawing since yesterday, so I don’t really remember if it was

I was planning on drawing the Hollyberry family, but because I got stuck on Jungleberry (I deleted her so you can’t see), that didn’t end up happening. Funny enough, I was also like “I have no clue what to do for White Lily and Pure Vanilla so they’re probably not gonna be drawn for a while”, but what got me to draw more today was ideas for White Lily, and Pure Vanilla came along later

To be honest, White Lily and Pure Vanilla probably still need some tweaking before I color them. I’m still not really sure what I’m doing with White Lily’s hair, and for Pure Vanilla I feel like I haven’t done enough outside of the eyes and the hat. Maybe it’s because I gave him an oval head? I wasn’t really sure what head shape to give him other than it not being one I already used

Speaking of their eyes, White Lily’s are supposed to be pink with white irises, and Pure Vanilla is supposed to have no irises, but solid yellow and blue. Which when I was drawing looked somewhat unsettling, which is funny because since I draw so many Cookies, that’s usually normal now

Also also, I now want to make a purelily kid that combines their features, aka White Lily’s half shadow face and Pure Vanilla’s small non iris eyes. They’d look like the comedy mask. And probably also somewhat like Shadow Milk

As for the Hollyberry family, I think Holly herself looks good, and the other two look alright. Princess probably needs more tweaking. I wanted to give them a running trait of not just dot eyes, but leaves in their hair. I’m thinking that every Hollyberrian has leaves in their hair, since they’re berries. I am struggling with Royal Berry and Princess’, since the best place to it their leaves is where they have something else, aka their crown and heart pins

To be honest I want to make it so that Princess is half berry half candy, so that maybe she could not have to have the leaves, but I like Jungleberry and don’t want to get rid of her or turn her into a candy, so oh well

I drew Red Velvet because I was struggling with White Lily and Pure Vanilla. I gave him a triangle head because someone somewhere on my first page said something about Golden Cheese having a triangle face because the Cakes, so why not give the half cake Cookie a triangle head as well?

Also with Red Velvet I definitely took liberties in redesigning him, like with the hair and horns, but I don’t think he looks necessarily bad? As least not by the end

I also drew him with Dark Choco because darkvelvet is a thing I know. Though to be honest, while I draw it, I’m not sure how much I like it. Like in theory I like it, it’s not bad, it’s just that I don’t think I get it. Like as far as I can tell they can only be doomed by the narrative because Dark Choco leaves, but maybe I’m interpreting Red Velvet’s character wrong. It’s been over a year since I watched his story. And also I’m not sure what draws people to the ship? Like darklico for example I can get for various reasons, but I don’t know about darkvelvet

Oh yeah, Licorice is here too. Forgot about that. Well I tried to make his head oval shaped because it’s sort supposed to look like a skull? Or a cartoony skull. Same with his eyes and mouth, they’re supposed to be somewhat skull-y. I didn’t draw his actual skulls though because I’m lazy and it’s a small drawing. I think he turned out pretty good though

I think maybe next page I should focus on more random characters outside of the Ancients. Maybe that’ll help the creative freedom

Anyways yeah, I think that’s it for now

#one thing fun about doing these is that when I redraw the characters #I can make it so I don’t have to draw what I don’t want to draw #sorry I’m somewhat distracted right now #my brother was just telling me about something that happened with our dog #and my mind’s somewhat still on it #anyways #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #stylized cookies #golden cheese cookie #black raisin cookie #licorice cookie #hollyberry cookie #royal berry cookie #white lily cookie #pure vanilla cookie #red velvet cookie #princess cookie #my art

[jigenstits]

Goemon HCs For his Birthday!

Forgets his own birthday. The gang tries to throw him a normal party but it becomes a surprise party because he straight up forgot it was his birthday.

Likes mildly sweet deserts and prefers ones that have fruit or tea flavors over vanilla and chocolate.

We know he sings to himself (looking at that YMCA scene from Danger! Goemon) I like to think he does that a lot when there’s downtime between heists like while cooking. I know it’s more of a singing in the shower type thing but singing while cooking is also pretty common.

he also gets music stuck in his head so easily, never give him TikTok or you’ll just have him repeating the trending out of the week under his breath.

Rides on the roof so often because the seat belt digs into his shoulder and it bugs him.

He cuts his own hair, just hacks at it when it starts to annoy him. This is why the length varies so much.

He canonically doesn’t like ketchup so other foods I think he doesn’t like:

cream cheese (especially in sushi)

root beer (people who didn’t grow up with it say it tastes medicinal. Like how Americans tend to react to black licorice)

Cottage cheese (it’s probably weird to people that didn’t grow up eating it)

Salsa (it’s the tomatoes and the chilis I just think the combo would weird him out)

Coleslaw

Macaroni Salad

Jello

Nutella & peanut butter

S’mores/marshmallows in general

shit sorry was late to answer this one JKHJGH

oh god he definitely forgets his own birthday JKHJGHFGGJHJ when the gang surprises him hes very confused

love the idea of him liking mildly sweet stuff,,,, too much sugar makes him feel icky

yES songs get stuck in his head very easily i think,,,

feel like hed cut jigen n fujiko's hair too hes somehow great at it

also YES feel like hed be kinda a "picky eater" but its mostly bc hes got sensory issues with food feel like hed still try new stuff to be polite but if he doesnt like it then he cant finish it, and he tends to not like american foods very much (much to jigen's disappointment KHJGF)

#//txt #//hcs #//inbx #goemon #autistic king goemon <3 #also thinking about goe havign too much sugar and sitting there n just. shaking like a chihuahua JKHJGHFG #so much energy from the sugar but he CANNOT express it

[i-may-be-an-emu]

(/lh /friendly teasing)

Edit: I just realised I forgot to put an "I'm alergic" option, sorry if that applies to anyone, i didn't even think of that <3

#Im honestly just curious #Polls #Food tw

[infraaa]

Hi!

This is the person that requested the licorice smut headcannons, i forgot to put the gender of the reader, sorry bout that, could you female? so sorry about that, thank you!

『not a problem my dear! Sorry this took so long this one stumped me a little. 😅 also coming from someone that personally doesn’t like lico, I had some fun w this one.』

general smut headcanons »» fem!reader (mostly gn but can be read as Fem tho sorry!)

tw// nsfw themes, dom/sub mechanic, spanking, dacryphilia, pegging (because later), queening, lico slander (jokingly)

NFSW UNDER THE CUT

Licorice just thinks he’s macho over here he thinks he’s big and bad.

He really isn’t. Poor boy doesn’t know what he’s doing half the time. He isn’t even remotely close to affectionate either, except if it’s his cat.

He loves to see you cry but gets easily thrown off.

What this means is that you’re crying and if you call him a name, it will go something like this:

“Aww, look at your stupid tears! Hehehe! I love them!” “I know you do you fuckin pussy” “Hey I am not! You take that back!”

He cannot be a dom worth shit so you dom him.

At first he doesn’t like it and often tries to be a brat and fight back, but after a little while something clicks in him. He’s getting recognition for this. Sure it’s in a different light than what he would have preferred, but he’s getting praise and recognition from the things that you make him do.

Loves it when you queen him.

Ride his face to your hearts content. He’ll try to hold her still so that he could get to her clit better, but she can always smack his hands away or at least tie them up.

We love spanking licorice in this household.

If he’s too bratty prop him over your knee like a child and spank the shit out of him, he’s just like “aaaAAaaaAAA what the fu- OW!”

Make him count. And then every time he messes up she has him restart.

He cries at the end just a little. And it makes you (and all of us) smile at him. How doesn’t wanna see his puppy dog tears!?

Oohohoho when you get the strap on out he’s terrified!

He’s like “wait I’m supposed to put that in you!”

And then the pegging starts. Just imagine with us.

She’s pegging him quite rough, the bed shaking from her ministrations as underneath her sat a weak and miserable licorice cookie, just bawling and crying and moaning out of his mind, about to break. And then she goes to stroke his cock well, oh! He’s getting louder!

He’s far from quiet. He’s loud as hell when you peg him only because he’s trying to one up you somehow.

Cannot stand it when you wear white lingerie to bed. Especially if it’s lacy. He wants to tear it off but you wave a finger at him like no no no and he goes “🥹 I hate you.”

He tries to get you the day after. He learns from you and wants to try new things, but overall we all know who’s in control. You are queen. Smack that bitch! Heheh!

Red Velvet makes fun of him every time he sees that you’ve left your lipstick stains and purple marks on his skin.

“You’re such a fucking pussy, man.” “NOT YOU TOO YOU TAKE THAT BA-“ “aw man is the baby gonna cry? damn.” “Oh my GO-“

She gets advice from red velvet on how to tear licorice down quicker. How to make him mad and oohhh my god isn’t rv so smart?

Act like a brat on purpose so that you can make him think he has the upper hand and when he feels his confidence streak going snatch it from him ever so quickly. He’ll just suffer in confusion.

#infrawrites #infradelivers #infra@212! #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #licorice cookie #licorice crk #licorice x reader #x reader #cookies of darkness #tw smut #smut headcanons #x reader smut

[cookie-run-kingdom-story]

The Kingdom’s Best Cake Shop!

Never a Dull Moment!

Magical Emergency Handling: The case is officially closed! Almond Cookie: Good work, everyone. I know it’s time to go home, but please… Magical Emergency Handling: Yes, yes, we know. It may be the holidays, but crime doesn’t take holidays. Right? Magical Emergency Handling: Don’t worry about it. I’ll be right back if we get a call! Almond Cookie: Ha ha, I’m grateful to have such a dedicated team. Almond Cookie’s Pager: *beep beep* Magical Emergency Handling: Oh, me and my big mouth! I should keep a sack of salt around… Almond Cookie: No, no, this is… Friendly Text: “Have you heard that the most BRILLIANT wizards in the history of Parfaedia are having the SWEETEST party ever?! You better hurry before the cake is all gone!” Almond Cookie: …A personal call. Almond Cookie: I’ll be off then. Have a good night, folks.

Cream Puff Cookie: Oh, Detective Almond Cookie! Over here! Latte Cookie: Perfect timing! TA-DA! What do you think of this masterpiece?! Almond Cookie: …It’s a cake? Cream Puff Cookie: It’s not just any ordinary cake though! It’s a custom-made cake by the Sugar Gnome Cake Shop! I can’t wait to try it…! Latte Cookie: Do you have any idea how much trouble we went through to get this cake? You know, for a detective, you sure can be clueless sometimes! Almond Cookie: …Please understand that this time of the year can get pretty… hectic. My apologies. Latte Cookie: You’re welcome! It always makes me proud when a student of mine learns something… Ha ha! Almond Cookie: …??? Are you calling me a student- Latte Cookie: Ha ha! Let’s go inside, shall we? Cream Puff Cookie did such an amazing job preparing the place for the part! Prepare to be wowed! Cream Puff Cookie: Eh he he… It wasn’t all me… I couldn’t have done it without the kind professor! Almond Cookie: You organized all of this by yourselves? Cream Puff Cookie: Yep, we decorated with ribbons, cooked a bunch of yummy dishes, and even cast spells so the dishes won’t grow cold! Cream Puff Cookie: I made cute cream puppy decorations and lit candles to make it extra pretty… OH! Latte Cookie: Yes, candles feel much more festive than magical lights… OH!? Almond Cookie: W-what’s the matter with you two?!

Latte Cookie: We forgot to turn off the candles before picking up the cake…! Almond Cookie: WHAT?! And you call yourself a responsible adult?! Cream Puff Cookie: W-what do we do, professor? Latte Cookie: We run! Now! Almond Cookie! Start running! Almond Cookie: Wizards…! It’s like you’re TRYING to create accidents…! Almond Cookie: You call that running?! Where’s the party?! Run faster!

Bound by Cake

Cake Monsters: Huff huff… huff… Red Velvet Cookie: Good work, desserts. You are now officially soldiers of the Cake legion. Cake Monsters: RUFF! Red Velvet Cookie: It is I who command the battlefield. You lot have nothing to worry about. I’m responsible for everything… Poison Mushroom Cookie: Red Velvet Coooookie! Red Velvet Cookie: Poison Mushroom Cookie? Odd to see you here.

Pomegranate Cookie: Poison Mushroom Cookie is here because they followed me. Greetings, Red Velvet Cookie. Pomegranate Cookie: It’s not long until our master’s grand plans finally come to fruition. Truly, a crucial moment for us all… Pomegranate Cookie: And as expected, thankfully, I see that you’re working hard as always. Pomegranate Cookie: Unlike some foolish Cookie who decided to get in line for some cake in such crucial times. Licorice Cookie: I-I was spying on the cake shop! Gathering information! Pomegranate Cookie: Getting in line several times wearing EXACTLY the same disguise can hardly be called… “spying”. Pomegranate Cookie: Admit it! You just wanted to eat cake! The entire Tower of Sweet Chaos is at your disposal, but no! You HAD to get THAT cake! Red Velvet Cookie: I know it was probably just a spur of the moment but these are not for sale or eating.

Licorice Cookie: The disguise was because I need more than one cake! Bat-Cat and Schwarzwälder wanted some too… Pomegranate Cookie: If you could put half the effort you aim towards those fools into the master’s grand plans…! Red Velvet Cookie: You two, take it outside. Licorice Cookie: What are you saying?! I give 100% and more to Dark Enchantress Cookie! Red Velvet Cookie: It’s like talking to a wall… Poison Mushroom Cookie: Lookie lookie, Red Velvet Cookie! Red Velvet Cookie: It’s a cake. Do you want me to cut you a piece? Poison Mushroom Cookie: Make me a friend, please! Red Velvet Cookie: A friend? Ah. You mean a Cake Hound. I’m afraid I can’t do that. Only cakes born in this very oven here and my sword can… Poison Mushroom Cookie: No… friends…? But I have lots… of shroomies… Red Velvet Cookie: …You know Cookies that will have that cake with you though. Poison Mushroom Cookie: With… me…? Red Velvet Cookie: Yes. You have me, and those two squabbling over there as well.

Red Velvet Cookie: Here, I cut it up evenly. Go get them. Poison Mushroom Cookie: But Pomegranate Cookie… angry… I’m scared…! Red Velvet Cookie: She won’t listen to me but she will listen to you. Go…! Poison Mushroom Cookie: Hmm… Licorice Cookie: …But I-I’m good at my job, you know! Pomegranate Cookie: That’s what YOU think! Poison Mushroom Cookie: …Pomegranate Cookie, Licorice Cookie! Pomegranate Cookie: …! Licorice Cookie: …Yes, quite right! Poison Mushroom Cookie: Let’s go have cake…! Red Velvet Cookie has cut it for us! Pomegranate Cookie: Sigh… Yes. It seems that I have gotten myself overworked over something so trivial. Licorice Cookie: A-Ahem! Took the words right out of my mouth! You should thank Poison Mushroom Cookie for stopping me! Red Velvet Cookie: Ah, you’re all here. Here’s your piece. If you don’t take it, these Cake Hounds are more than happy to take it off your hands. Licorice Cookie: Huh?! Wait… WAIT! That’s MY cake! I didn’t bring it all the way here to share with you! UGH… Poison Mushroom Cookie: He he he… So lively… Poison Mushroom Cookie: So warm, my spores… Huuh…? You think so too? He he…

Super Cake Mayhem

Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Hey! Where is everyone?

Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Zap it up and come out right now! I brought cake! Wild Strawberry Cookie: Cake? Toothpaste Cookie: I knew you were up to something when you disappeared just back then… Did you steal it from the store? Twizzly Gummy Cookie: No, I bought it! Now be grateful and let’s EAT! Wild Strawberry Cookie: …You didn’t have to steal it? Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Ha ha ha… In this dimension, everyone can have as much cake as they want. I’m not gonna miss out on having cake! Toothpaste Cookie: Pfft, so you actually stood in line, ordered this gigantic cake, and PAID for it? Is that what you’re saying? Toothpaste Cookie: Who would’ve thought that you’re the galaxy’s greatest criminal who even escaped the Time Balance Department?

Toothpaste Cookie: Pfft… I can’t stop laughing! HA HA! You’re gonna make me cry! HA HA HA! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Why you… I could’ve just had this all by myself but I brought it to share it with you guys…! *smack* Twizzly Gummy Cookie: One more laugh and I’ll stuff your mouth with this cake! Got it?! Toothpaste Cookie: Gah, what are you, five?! Throwing cake is not cool! I’ve spent hours on getting my hair ready and now it’s covered in cake! Wild Strawberry Cookie: Ew… You’re a mess. Don’t come near me. Toothpaste Cookie: …You know that only makes me wanna come close, right? Wild Strawberry Cookie: No… Stay back! ARGH! You got cake all over me as well! UGHHHH… That’s it, I’m gonna cover you in cake!

Croissant Cookie: Freeze! I’m from the TBD! You little rascals, stop right there- *SMACK* Wild Strawberry Cookie: Wait, what?! You got in my way! I was aiming for him! Croissant Cookie: Wah, what’s this? Cake…? I can’t see…! Toothpaste Cookie: Ha ha ha! Saved by the cake! Looks like TBD can be helpful after all! Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Tsk, how did they find us so soon?! Everyone, run for it! Croissant Cookie: No! Patooey! Halt! Haaaaaaalt!

Sweet Treats in the Forest

Pinecone Cookie: Ta-da! Look at this! Thick Oak Tree: *Creak…?* Pinecone Cookie: Nope! Wrong! This here, is called… Pinecone Cookie: A holiday cake! Apparently it’s super popular in the Cookie kingdom! Pinecone Cookie: It’s round and thick! Just like that trunk of yours! Long Elm Tree: *Whisssss* Pinecone Cookie: Huh…? Trees don’t eat this? Well, yeah, I know! Pinecone Cookie: But everyone was getting one… to share it with their friends… Dry Birch Tree: *Tick tick tick…* Pinecone Cookie: No, it’s fine! I’ll have it by myself… Small Animal Sounds: *chirp chirp* *purrrrr!* Pinecone Cookie: Uh… Who goes there?!

Fig Cookie: ‘Ello! Didja hear ma jelly horns as well? Pinecone Cookie: Jelly horns? I’m Pinecone Cookie, the keeper of this forest! Fig Cookie: I see! M’name is Fig Cookie. Fig Cookie: What a nice for’st you ‘ave here! This for’st is lucky to ‘ave such a mighty for’st keeper! Pinecone Cookie: Er… yeah! He he… Fig Cookie: Actually, I brought some cake to share it with ma animal friends and fellow young Cookies! Wouldja like to join us? Pinecone Cookie: Oh! Cake? I have cake too! Pinecone Cookie: I… can’t share it with my tree friends… Fig Cookie: Pafect! I was word’d it might not be enough! Fig Cookie: I’m so glad to have metcha, for’st keeper! Pinecone Cookie: R-really?! Fig Cookie: Yes, ‘f course! And I think the trees will be ‘appy to ‘ave us enjoy the cake nea’ them! Thick Oak Tree: *rustle rustle* Pinecone Cookie: Fig Cookie is right…? Pinecone Cookie: Alright! Oh, we can explain to the trees what it tastes like after having a bite! Fig Cookie: That’s a great oidea!

Holidays on the Waves

Republic Sailor Cookie 2: Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! We are the Cookies of the sea, living on the ship and that’s where we’ll be! Throw away your worries about getting soggy! Heave! Ho! Salty Shark Crew: Heave! Ho! Candy Diver Cookie: ⭗,⭗◯~! Republic Sailor Cookie 1: You lot! Stop loitering around! Do your jobs! Republic Sailor Cookie 2: Didn’t we already finish checking the merchant ships before the year-end events? We’re doing our job! Look at us! Being on guard! Republic Sailor Cookie 2: And look at our captain! He’s buying us cake because it’s the holiday! Seriously, we don’t deserve you! Republic Sailor Cookie 1: Pfft! Says the one that’s been nagging the captain ever since you saw the first snowflake! Republic Sailor Cookie 1: You dropped down the deck and started yelling how you’ll become soggy if we don’t get you some cake! Republic Sailor Cookie 2: But this fella says there’s nothing quite like it! If a Cookie says that it’s THAT good, you gotta try it!

Candy Diver Cookie: ⬛⬛⬛~! ⬜⬜⬜~! ★፠☆★!! Republic Sailor Cookie 2: And the captain is… Huh? Wait. We have a guest! Oyster Cookie: Such a merry bunch of sailors! I take it that your captain is currently occupied? Slow Salty Shark Sailor: The captain? Yes, he’s out to get us cake- Republic Sailor Cookie 2: Don’t go blabbering on about! Republic Sailor Cookie 1: The captain is busy, as always. But I’m sure the venerable elder knows that already. How can I help you today? Do you have an appointment with the captain? Oyster Cookie: Oh, naturally we’re closer than that, don’t you think? I just wanted to stop by and see a friendly face! Republic Sailor Cookie 1: R-right… of course… Republic Sailor Cookie 2: Err… Don’t do anything funny, okay> Republic Sailor Cookie 1: Ugh, you just had to get that cake, didn’t ya! Captain Caviar Cookie: What’s going on? Didn’t I tell you lot to keep watch? Republic Sailor Cookie 1 & 2: Captain! Captain Caviar Cookie: Ah. And who’s this? What brings you to the Salty Shark? Oyster Cookie: There are conversations that suit the walls of exuberant mansions and decorated halls, and there are conversations to be held over the rocking waters.

Oyster Cookie: The invitation to the year-end ball. You’ve received one, yes? Captain Caviar Cookie: Oh, that one. The one with the fancy envelope and one single sentence? Republic Sailor Cookie 1: Err… are we allowed to listen to this…? Captain Caviar Cookie: If it’s important, let’s head to my quarters. But first… Captain Caviar Cookie: You don’t mind me sharing this cake with my crew, do you? If you want a piece, feel free to sit anywhere on the deck. Republic Sailor Cookie 1: On the deck?! But she’s from House Oyster! Oyster Cookie: How kind of you to think so highly of me! Oyster Cookie: Oh, I recognize that box. It must be from the Sugar Gnomes’ Cake shop, yes? The wonderful helpers who build magnificent buildings? Republic Sailor Cookie 2: Oh? She’s sitting down! Oyster Cookie: I was wondering if it was worth getting in line… What a perfect opportunity. Since you offered, I’d love to have one. Thank you very much. Captain Caviar Cookie: Ha! Thought so. My crew comes first, so don’t think of having seconds!

Captain Caviar Cookie: You all heard that, right? Who wants cake? It’s now or never! Salty Shark Crew: Aye, aye!

Jolly Baking Livestream~☆

Parfait Cookie: Hello, hello! Thank you for coming to Parfait Cookie’s stream! Parfait Cookie: Ooh, I think I see some new names! Hi, y’all! And I also see familiar ones! WELCOME! EyesONParfait: (Parfait Cookie, we missed you!) Par_fait_Paru: (I’ve been waiting since this morning! SO EXCITED!) Parfait Cookie: Thanks, everyone! I missed you all as well! ColorfulLove: (Parfait Cookie! I hope you have a nice holiday!) Parfait Cookie: Aw, thank you! As a matter of fact, I thought I’d have something special today! To celebrate the holidays! He he… Parfait Cookie: It’s… a Holiday Cake Cooking special! Parfait Cookie: It’s my gift to you all for showing me so much love this year! Let’s all sing our favorite songs after this, yeah?! Paruparufait: (Ooh, a cooking special! Is Parfait Cookie good at baking as well? SHE’S EVERYTHING!!!) Parfait Cookie: Err, you see, it’s actually my first time baking a cake… Parfait Cookie: So I decided to invite some guests over who can help! Please give them a round of applause!

Cherry Blossom Cookie: Hi, Parfait Cookie! Thanks for inviting us! Cherry Cookie: He he, SO EXCITED! Cake bombs, here I come! EyesONParfait: (Special guests?! WHAT?! I wanna be there!) PreciousParfait: (Wait, isn’t that the Cookie behind the fireworks from that last time?) Parfait Cookie: With the help of Cherry Cookie and Cherry Blossom Cookie, I’m gonna bake a pretty and yummy cake! Parfait Cookie: Now, let me introduce the ingredients first… Parfait Cookie: Huh? Cherry Blossom Cookie, Cherry Cookie, what’s that you have? Cherry Cookie: Cake! Doesn’t it smell nice? I thought this would be perfect for our holiday picnic! Cherry Cookie: And this here is a cake too! That MAY have a bomb inside! He he, you won’t know until you try it! Parfait Cookie: But… I planned to… bake a cake today… Cherry Cookie: I know, I know, we brought one just in case! You know, in case it blows up! Parfait Cookie: B-blows… up? Cherry Blossom Cookie: Well, Cherry Cookie is here, so you never know! Cherry Cookie: Boom! BAM! But you gotta have cherry bombs on a cake! ParfaitisLIFE: (Is Cherry Cookie’s cake safe…?)

Cherry Cookie: What? But it’s an explosion of flavors! LITERALLY! HA HA! Parfait Cookie: Ha ha ha… Cherry Cookie, you’re so funny! No worries, the cake isn’t gonna explode… Right…? Parfait Cookie: Er, but I’m kinda glad Cherry Blossom Cookie has a back up cake prepared! Parfait Cookie: Then shall we start baking?! Parfait Cookie: Here goes nothing…! Thank you for always being with me! Paru-paru-PARFAIT!☆

Tropical Soda Holidays

Mango Cookie: Welcome to the Tropical Soda Island Tour where the juiciest fruits are here for you all year round! Mango Cookie: Isn’t the sun so bright and warm? I heard that it’s snowing in other kingdoms right now! Sorbet Shark Cookie: OooO? OooOoOO… Mango Cookie: You’ve never seen snow? Neither have I! It’s warm all year round in the Tropical Soda Islands! Mango Cookie: And because the climate is so different, our holidays are also different from other kingdoms. Mango Cookie: Which is why today’s tour will feature the holiday feast of the Tropical Soda Islands where every bite is full of bright delight! Mango Cookie: Let’s start it off with a fresh berry salad served in a watermelon bowl! Handmade from the Watermelon Village! Mango Cookie: Because the Soda Islands are just so hot all the time, we gotta cool it off with refreshing treats! Tourist Cookies: Oh wow, this is really freezing! That sure was refreshing!

Sorbet Shark Cookie: OoOoO! Mango Cookie: Ha ha, isn’t it nice? It definitely helps with the heat! Mango Cookie: And here’s the main dish: Tropical Seafood Platter! Get ‘em fresh, straight from the sea! Tourist Cookies: Hmm, this shrimp is hard to handle! Sorbet Shark Cookie: Oo, ooOooOo… Tourist Cookies: Huh? You want… the shrimp? Sorbet Shark Cookie: ooO! OooO! Tourist Cookies: Oh! Thank you for taking care of that! Mango Cookie: Oh, are you familiar with seafood? You’re so skilled at peeling peach shrimp! Mango Cookie: Wait, actually, why don’t you try our cold cuts as well? They’re made from smoked Jelly Beans! Mango Cookie: And add a glass of pineapple juice, and voila! Your belly is full of sweet delight! Sorbet Shark Cookie: Oooo~OoOooo~ Tourist Cookies: Oh, how sweet and delicious! Mango Cookie: What do you think? Holidays in the Tropical Soda Island* are pretty cool, right? Mango Cookie: Oh! How could I forget. I heard you eat cake for the holidays in the Cookie Kingdom. Mango Cookie: The Tropical Soda Islands also celebrate the holidays by having cake as dessert! Mango Cookie: Which is why I’ve brought… a Tropical Soda Islands-themed holiday cake! Sorbet Shark Cookie: oooO! O! OooOOOoO~ Mango Cookie: Wait, what? Oh! Did you bring a tropical holiday cake as well? Sorbet Shark Cookie: OoooO~OoooOooOO! Mango Cookie: Did you bring it so that we can all share it together? Sorbet Shark Cookie: OOOoO! Mango Cookie: You must be familiar with the Tropical Soda Islands! Thank you so much! Everyone, let’s all have cake! Tourist Cookies: Wow, that looks amazing! Thanks so much! Sorbet Shark Cookie: OooOoOOoO~

Cake! Cake! Cake!

Strawberry Cookie: Oh…? Hello, Carrot Cookie…! Carrot Cookie: Oh, it’s Strawberry Cookie! Are you going to GingerBrave’s holiday party later as well? Strawberry Cookie: Yup…! I even bought cake for everyone. Carrot Cookie: Oh?! You too? I bought cake as well! Carrot Cookie: I bought a big one so that we can share it with everyone! It’s even bigger than my giant crops! Whaddya think? Strawberry Cookie: Wow, it really is big…! Strawberry Cookie: Next to Carrot Cookie’s cake, the cake I brought looks so small…

Carrot Cookie: Oh, pfft. Okay, that’s not true! And besides, that doesn’t matter! Pancake Cookie: Whatcha doing here? I wanna play together too! Strawberry Cookie: Pancake Cookie! I met Carrot Cookie on my way from the cake shop… Pancake Cookie: Ooh, you got cake? I got cake too! Just got it right now! Eh he he! Strawberry Cookie: Pancake Cookie got cake too…?

Pancake Cookie: Yep! It’s a cute cake just like me! Do you like it?! Muscle Cookie: Look at my cake! Carrot Cookie: Muscle Cookie… brought… something sweet?! I thought you were avoiding sugar? Muscle Cookie: Not for me! It’s for the other Cookies!

Muscle Cookie: It’s custom-made! It’s big and heavy so that I can work out even on the way here! Strawberry Cookie: Everyone brought a cool cake… My cake… is kinda… small… Herb Cookie: Hello, everyone! Oh wow, you’ve all brought such wonderful cakes! Carrot Cookie: Herb Cookie! Did you get a cake for GingerBrave’s party as well? Pancake Cookie: Show us! Show us! Herb Cookie: I sure did! Take a look at this! Carrot Cookie: Hmm...? Muscle Cookie: It’s small! Pancake Cookie: It’s so cute!

Herb Cookie: Don’t you think it looks like a little baby sprout? Strawberry Cookie: Yes, it’s small but so cute! Herb Cookie: And Strawberry Cookie, your Cake is so pretty! I’m sure everyone is gonna love it! Strawberry Cookie: Oh… You really think so? Herb Cookie: Of course! Everyone is gonna be super happy! Carrot Cookie: I told ya! Strawberry Cookie, you picked it out for your friends! Strawberry Cookie: That’s right…! I hope everyone will like it! Pancake Cookie: Let’s go and eat it! Hurry! hurry!* HURRY!

*actual text

Muscle Cookie: Hmm, I think I can squeeze in 5 pus-up* sets and 10 squat sets! Maybe I’ll eat a Topping or two…

*actual text

Strawberry Cookie: Thanks everyone…! Strawberry Cookie: I want to help out preparing for the party, so I’m gonna start heading right now…! See you all later! Herb Cookie: See you at the party, Strawberry Cookie!

#herb cookie #pancake cookie #carrot cookie #muscle cookie #strawberry cookie #twizzly gummy cookie #almond cookie #latte cookie #cream puff cookie #red velvet cookie #mango cookie #sorbet shark cookie #poison mushroom cookie #pomegranate cookie #licorice cookie #toothpaste cookie #wild strawberry cookie #croissant cookie #pinecone cookie #fig cookie #candy diver cookie #captain caviar cookie #oyster cookie #parfait cookie #cherry blossom cookie #cherry cookie #cookie run kingdom #cr dialogue

[theminimani]

Oh no not me doing fanart for people for the 1949483th time

Anyway, I have no idea of caption so I'm just gonna tag the people if that doesn't bother them

Also sorry most of them are ugly since I didn't finish properly, please don't attack me-

@lemonadhe your story and rp was wholesome and funny, I hope you'll enjoy this ^^

I also gave him a clip on Idk why-

@clottedcreamapologist, your fanfic was so angsty I had to draw it (fuck I forgot cc's hair color-)

@eclipsewarrior101 your design of redeemed licorice au was cool, I like the concept :)

And last but not least

I swear I'm normal about him

My design of Fostered! clotted cream cookie Au

I'll leave you be now, feel free to have some hot chocolate (I've made too much help-)

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #clotted cream cookie #licorice cookie

[aprillikesthings]

I lead part of EfM thing today (see earlier posts) and it went well ahhhhh thank God

and I've made my lunches for the next week!

and I'm munching on a salad

and all day I was looking forward to this, the moment I can (re)watch MORE SHE-RA

I've barely worked on my longer fic this weekend (other than copy/pasting a bunch of things Nate said after the show ended into the notes section of the doc) and tbh rewatching the ACTUAL SHOW is hella distracting bc with twenty eps left we're going to start getting into more of the really high-stakes stuff

Also, true story: I originally watched, like, the second half of season 4 and all of season 5 in two days of marathoning with Daci. So quite frankly? The last, like, third of the show is just kind of a blur to me now.

SO LET'S GO

s4 ep7 Mer-Mysteries

A mission in Dryl went badly, they've figured out someone's telling the Horde what they're doing, they're not tracking Adora because she wasn't even there--

YES

plz enjoy Sea Hawk's faces

Bow's sudden nervousness reminds me of when I was in line at the TSA in Dulles airport and was weirdly nervous. I had no reason to be nervous. AND YET. I'm usually totally fine at TSA? But the people at Dulles were scary!!!

(I was way less nervous coming back from Iceland, despite knowing I had Kinder Surprise Eggs in my suitcase. Which are actually illegal to bring into the USA. You can buy "Kinder Joy Eggs" in the USA, which do not have the toy, but the ones with the toys are against the law! Anyway I bought them for Daci. I was only nervous for a split second at customs in the USA bc they asked me what I'd brought home from Iceland and I was like...wool yarn. books. sweets (I'd also bought licorice and chocolate). But he just waved me through. WHEW.)

she's still big mad about this lolol

BUT she's right a spy IS the only thing that makes sense (but also the audience knows shit they don't)

Pearl?? A Pearl who knows too much?????

c'mon I had to

lolol they lampshaded the way lightning keeps striking when Mermista says something

to be fair she IS the most recent addition and the one they know the least

oh hey I also write everything in purple (or lavender) ink

lol

oh, shut up

well not this episode, specifically

LOLLLLL

honestly this is a lot like the DnD episode

so on the one hand, I know Flutterina is doing this to make them fight, but on the other hand Glimmer is right; on the other OTHER hand, I also would prefer a warning before being forced to see my abusive parent having free range of the castle I live in

BAHAHAHA I read Nate saying these two were interrupted on a date night, but also plz notice the colors of the flowers, it's literally most of the lesbian pride flag, they were SO unsubtle

The Ken from Plumeria is talking to the pastry chef from Dryl with the super cute outfit, and she looks bashful for a second after this screenshot; I am now shipping this and no one can stop me

speaking of ships (yes I know this isn't meant to be shippy lol)

a youtube video titled "it's raining on your window and you live in Bright Moon Castle ASMR for sleep 4 hours"

(....I'd listen to that)

(On a related note, mynoise dot net has a bunch of rain sounds on the website, and it also has an app--it's seriously the BEST website/app for ambient sounds because they're so adjustable and never repeat, and I just want everyone to know about them. The rain and ocean sounds are great on earbuds to cover up snoring so you can sleep!!! Worked better than my fancy earplugs while I was on the Camino and sleeping in all those hostels)

And back to the cartoon, where there's obviously suspicious shit happening because people seem to be in two places at once and their communications thing got shattered

oh so her name IS just The General

Flutterina (aka Double Trouble) has got to be like "oh my god wtf is up with this dude I cannot handle this bullshit"

Once again Glimmer proves that her and Catra are actually very, very alike

BUSTED

OOHHHHH they set up a trap I forgot, this is amazing

Adora: "we created a diversion :)" Glimmer: "You were a really good actress. For once."

pfft

Anyway Double Trouble is confessing the whole plan

:(

poor Mermista :(

there's a creepy-ass moment of seeing part of Horde Prime's face as he smiles, roll credits

#april rewatches spop #mer-mysteries

[pollstuck]

You are suddenly the awesome coolkid.

In a different game session.

In the future.

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] --

TG: what the fuck was the point of this again TG: why did i ever agree to go along with this horseshit GC: B3C4US3 YOU H4D TO, 1T W4S 1N YOUR FUTUR3 GC: 4ND B3S1D3S YOU MUST US3 D1PLOM4CY TO W1N OV3R YOUR CONSORTS GC: S33 LOOK 1NSUFF3R4BL3, TH3Y 4LL LOV3 YOU NOW! YOU 4R3 TH3 H3RO, 1TS YOU >:] GC: NOW TH3Y W1LL G1V3 YOU 4LL TH3 S3CR3TS OF TH3 L4ND TG: what secrets TG: they dont have any secrets TG: look at them theyre morons TG: the only secret theyve got is how many times a day they accidentally flush their medical alert bracelets down the toilet GC: 1NSUFF3R4BL3, TH3Y 4R3 STUP1D 4ND Y3T V3RY W1S3 GC: YOU H4V3 MUCH TO L34RN 4ND 1 W1LL K33P H3LP1NG YOU L34RN 1T! GC: 3V3N 1F YOU 4R3 4 HUG3 CRYB4BY WHO 1S 34S1LY UPS3T BY CHOPP3D V3G3T4BL3S TG: ok im gonna change out of this wet suit TG: and into a dry shut your fucking mouth GC: >8Y BLUHHHHHHH

TG: there now i wont be satisfying your crazy red fetish either GC: >:'C GC: NOW 1 4M CRY1NG TOO YOU S33 WH4T YOU D1D TG: all you get to smell is black TG: like licorice or something TG: you hate licorice right GC: 1 LOV3 L1COR1C3 TG: shit TG: ok lets say i dont smell like licorice then TG: i smell like TG: a coal miners asshole GC: TOO L4T3! GC: 1T 4LR34DY SM3LLS L1K3 L1COR1C3 S1NC3 YOU S41D TH4T, 4ND NOW 1 C4NT UNSM3LL 1T TG: whatever TG: anyway TG: probably bout time i got on with this game TG: sans these pointless sidequests you want drag me through for kicks TG: later blart nice knowing you GC: W41T! GC: YOU C4N'T D1TCH M3, W3V3 GOT 1MPORT4NT STUFF TO DO TOG3TH3R TG: unlikely GC: OH GC: H3Y >:o GC: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY N4M3? TG: you told me remember GC: Y34H, BUT 1 THOUGHT YOU FORGOT! TG: why would i forget GC: YOU S41D YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO M4K3 4 PO1NT OF FORG3TT1NG! TG: oh TG: i guess i forgot i was supposed to forget GC: W3LL TH3N GC: M1ST3R 1NSUFF3R4BL3 PR1CK GC: 1 4M GL4D TH4T YOU FORGOT TO FORG3T >:D TG: uh alright TG: im still gonna go off and do my own thing though TG: later GC: W41T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TG: dammit what GC: OK 1 G3T TH4T YOU 4R3 TH1S R4D LON3R 4ND YOU TH1NK YOU H4V3 1T 4LL F1GUR3D OUT GC: BUT HOW 4BOUT TH1S GC: 1F 1 4M M34NT TO H3LP YOU, TH3N YOUR FUTUR3 S3LF OUGHT TO V1S1T YOU R1GHT NOW 4ND G1V3 YOU 4 THUMBS UP, R1GHT? GC: 1T W1LL B3 YOUR W4Y OF CONF1RM1NG TO YOURS3LF TH4T 1 C4N B3 TRUST3D GC: TH3R3 1S NO W4Y YOU WOULD PL4N TO DO TH4T 1N TH3 FUTUR3 1F YOU 3ND UP R3GR3TT1NG MY H3LP GC: DO3S TH4T SOUND F41R? TG: yeah fine but i doubt that i TG: oh fuck there i am hiding behind that column GC: >8D

TG: ok so whats the plan GC: 1 THOUGHT YOU WOULD N3V3R 4SK GC: TH3R3 4R3 SO M4NY PL4NS GC: W3 4R3 GO1NG TO B3 SO BUSY 1NSUFF3R4BL3, YOU H4V3 NO 1D34 TG: thats cool TG: but whats the answer that doesnt have anything to do with meaningless bullshit GC: 1SNT 1T OBV1OUS? GC: NOW TH4T W3 4R3 4 T34M 1NSUFF3R4BL3 GC: YOU 4ND M3 GC: 1T 1S T1M3 TG: time TG: for GC: T1M3 TG: for TG: come on GC: FOR............ TG: ...... TG: ........... GC: ............................. GC: FOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.............. TG: god dammit GC: 4 MOTH3R FUCK1NG D4NC3 P4RTY!!!!!!! >:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GC: http://tinyurl.com/OMGD4NC3P4RTY TG: whoa

TG: i TG: where the fuck did this footage come from TG: like that isnt one of your shitty drawings that's straight up footage GC: W3LL YOU S33 1NSUFF3R4BL3... GC: 1 DONT 4CTU4LLY KNOW >:? GC: 1T JUST SHOW3D UP ON MY COMPUT3R TG: look at us go TG: i cant stop watching TG: damn TG: those moves GC: TRUST M3 GC: TH3S3 MOV3S DONT STOP K33P T4K1NG PL4C3 GC: NOT 4T TH1S P4RTY TG: i can see im going to have to drop everything TG: drop it like its simultaneously hot and i just tripped over the rug TG: dedicate my undivided attention to this shit GC: 1NSUFF3R4BL3, WHY TR1P OV3R TH4T RUG... GC: WH3N YOU C4N CUT 1T????? >:] GC: T4PP4 T4P T4P 4 P4P! GC: SHOOSH SHOOSH! TG: damn youre right TG: truth be told everyone will be tripping when im done TG: once i upset this biznasty with my swift cuts TG: dudes will phalanx themselves agape like theyre offerin to store my shit in their mouths for the night TG: rows of glasseyed human fly catchers beholding categorical fucking domination of the dance floor TG: but they wont catch none cause the flys all mine GC: YOU H4V3 4LL TH3 D3L1C1OUS FL13S

TG: ok but seriously TG: who are these other guys were jammin with TG: is that a cyclops? GC: 1T'S CL34RLY 4 B1CLOPS TG: damn my bad TG: oh hold the fucking phone TG: is that nick cage??? GC: WHO 1S N1CK C4G3 TG: he's this really weird actor that zoosmell is obsessed with TG: why the fuck is he there GC: H3 MUST H4V3 PL4Y3D SGRUB TG: i guess that makes sense TG: shits already so goddamn weird TG: this might as well happen

TG: but seriously what is the real plan here TG: that has to do with not fucking around GC: YOUV3 S34D BUT S3R1OUSLY TW1C3 1N L1K3 TWO M1NUT3S GC: 4R3 W3 G3TT1NG DOUBL3 S3R1OUS TG: were getting double serious GC: GU3SS 1 N33D TO ST3P UP MY G4M3 TG: so what are we doing GC: W3LL, W3 N33D TO ST4RT M4K1NG YOU SOM3 MON3Y GC: LOTS 4ND LOTS 4ND LOTS OF 1T! TG: ok GC: WH3N YOU H4V3 S4V3D UP 3NOUGH GC: W3 W1LL BUY YOU YOUR F1RST FR4YMOT1F GC: TH3N YOU C4N ST4RT CUTT1NG OUT TRULY TH3 FLY3ST OF MOV3S GC: 4ND TH4T 1S WH3N W3 W1LL B3G1N TH3 MOST POORLY B3H4V3D D4NC3 P4RTY OF 4LL >:D TG: sounds cool GC: D3MONS 4ND D3N1Z3NS 4L1K3 W1LL TR3MBL3 B3FOR3 YOUR F1DG3TY GYR4T1ONS GC: 4ND MOST 1MPORT4NTLY, YOU W1LL PROV3 YOURS3LF TO B3 TH3 B3ST HUM4N BOY OF 4LL GC: W4Y B3TT3R TH4N TH4T DORKY POOPLORD 4ND WHO3V3R M1GHT B3 M3DDL1NG W1TH H1M 4T 4NY G1V3N MOM3NT TG: huh what an odd thing to say TG: it demands no explanation whatsoever GC: NO OF COURS3 NOT TG: so how do i start making all this money GC: P4T13NC3! GC: R3M3MB3R HOW 1 S41D YOU H4V3 PL3NTY OF T1M3 TG: tell me anyway GC: OK W3LL T4K3 WH4T YOU H4V3 S4V3D UP FROM CL1MB1NG YOUR 3CH3L4DD3R TO ST4RT W1TH GC: HOW MUCH DO YOU H4V3? TG: dont know TG: i never even looked at it GC: BL3333H, N1C3 JOB 4C3 G4M3R GC: M4YB3 YOU SHOULD H4V3 4 LOOK 4T 1T TG: k GC: 4ND TH3N 1 W1LL 4DV1S3 YOU L4T3R 4FT3R OBS3RV1NG TH3 GR4ND SCH3M3 OF 4LL TH1NGS 4ND 4LL 1NSUFF3R4BL3S GC: 1 W1LL L34V3 YOU 4LON3 FOR 4 L1TTL3 WH1L3 TO W4ND3R 4ND 3XPLOR3 GC: BUT 1 W1LL B3 B4CK! TG: awesome TG: peace out p-b GC: >:) TG: oh shit GC: >:?

GC: WH4T 1S 1T????? TG: fuck

#homestuck #pollstuck #dave strider #terezi pyrope

[ama-the-weeb]

YAY TIME FOR HONGICE WEEK 2023!! Today's prompt was: Long-Distance Relationship / Cultural Exchange! I did both, or at least, I tried. FIC UNDER CUT (@hongiceweek)

The internet is a powerful thing. It allows us to meet someone who we never would’ve met due to being too far away. Emil finds himself appreciating the power of the internet every single time he gets to send a message to his best friend – who happens to live on the other side of the world – Leon.

“So, like, I was thinking,” Leon suddenly says, changing the topic of their conversation – a rare one, over the phone.

“Oh?” Emil listens closely, interested in Leon’s idea.

“We have each other’s addresses, so…”

“‘So’ what?”

“We could, like, send each other something from our country…” Leon trails off and hums to himself. 

“That sounds like a good idea,” Emil comments. “I know it’s not exactly that creative, but I could send you one of my lopapeysas…”

“I’d love to have one of your… uh… what’d you call it?”

“Lopapeysa,” Emil says once more. “It’s a sweater.”

“Oh,” Leon says, understanding now. “Clothes are probably a better idea than what I was thinking of…”

“... What were you thinking of?” Emil asks, now kind of worried for the response.

“I was gonna make something traditional and send it to you.”

“Oh, that’s not as bad as I was thinking. Although, wouldn’t it just lose a lot of its flavor and texture getting shipped?” 

“Yeah…” Leon sighs. “I guess I should find something else to ship…”

“I thought of something,” Emil mumbles.

“Oh? Tell me, tell me!” 

“Hm… nah, you’ll find out when you get it.”

“Ah, you’re gonna make me wait? How cruel!” Leon gasps dramatically, causing Emil to giggle a little bit. 

“Yeah, have fun waiting,” Emil replies, still chuckling a bit. “I look forward to what you give me.”

~

A few weeks have passed, and Emil has forgotten about the whole conversation. He kept his word and did send some stuff, but he forgot about the stuff that Leon was sending him.

It completely vanished from his mind, until…

“Emil! We got a package and it’s addressed to you!” Lukas shouts to him from the other room, clearly not wanting to bother walking through a whole 2 rooms to knock on his bedroom door. 

Slightly confused, Emil stands up and walks out of his room and to Lukas to retrieve this package. Lukas simply hands the package over and walks off, presumably to do his own thing. 

At the sight of the package, Emil immediately remembers. He quickly opens it up to see what Leon sent him. 

In the box, Emil finds a few prepackaged snacks. He has no idea what kind since the writing is all in the Chinese characters that he cannot read. Additionally, there is a T-shirt that is probably a couple sizes too big for him. Emil picks it up and looks at what’s written on it. It’s some kind of Hong Kong souvenir shirt with the flag on it. Emil smiles to himself and chuckles softly. Of course Leon would send something like this. 

Emil wonders to himself about what Leon thinks about the licorice he sent him. 

~

Later that day, Emil wastes his freetime writing poetry. His peaceful creativity is broken by the sound of his phone going off. Picking it up, Emil sees a message from Leon: “WHAT ARE THESE BLACK ROCKS OF GROSS??”

Well, that answers his question from earlier.

#hetalia #hongice #hongice week 2023 #hongice week day 1 #aph iceland #hws iceland #aph hong kong #hws hong kong

[quibbs126]

Okay, I can’t find the ask that requests this pairing, but I know I got a request for it somewhere, so I’m just posting it normally

Anyways, so this was the first oc x canon requested, by @amythecat2001, and this is Purple Plum Cookie

The oc also belongs to @amythecat2001, and her name is Rose Tea Cookie

Okay, so with her name, full disclosure I think I forgot the “Tea” part of Rose Tea when I came up with her name (as well as the “Juice” in “Prune Juice”), because I was like “okay, what’s in between prunes and flowers?” and I learned that prunes are basically just dried plums, so I decided to base her off of those. But I really liked how the plums looked, so I just stuck with it

European plums (since I think those are the specific kind):

So I’m gonna go ahead and say that she’s the previously mentioned fankid who doesn’t really look like her parents but I liked the design of

She looked like a fantasy magic user that I really want to see in a video game

Like I didn’t intend for her hair to be entirely curly, it was just supposed to be some of her hair like Rose Tea, but I liked how it looked, so I kept it. Though some of her hair got obscured by her staff. I also gave her those pink parts at the top to reference the red spots on the plums

Speaking of the spots, I gave her a bunch of plums in her staff and brooch because that’s what she is. Though originally the plums were darker and the spots lighter, until I looked at the references again and realized that it was the other way around, so I changed that

I realized when I was doing the feet, I realized neither Prune Juice or Rose Tea have visible feet, but I decided to keep her with boots anyways. I gave her long boots because why not

If I’m being honest, I feel like her dough is too light, but both characters have light dough tones, so not much I can do. But I did give her blush because I thought it looked good

Oh also, I was considering giving her a bottom hair gradient, but I thought it made the hair design too much, so I didn’t do that

And also the colored sketch was the original draft of her I did before I did her design

I’m sorry, my brain’s not entirely working when it comes to explaining the design. Just know that I like it a lot, even if I admit she probably doesn’t look enough like her parents. Let’s get on to her character

So she’s a wizard that graduated from Parfaedia. Her magic is plant/juice based, which is what those circles you see on the staff are. But she also makes and uses potions, which she learned from her father

She’s a bit absent minded and directionally challenged, she will have points where she’s just like “wait…where am I?” or “what am I doing?” because she forgot. She usually means well, she just doesn’t always know what she’s doing

But don’t let that fool you, she’s very intelligent and has a lot of ingenuity. She uses potions alongside her magic so she could cover her bases if her magic’s depleted, or she needs something specific

I was listening to Licorice’s Cookie Trial theme, so I just imagine her wandering through a dark forest. I dunno, I just needed something to say

To be honest I feel like if I knew more about Rose Tea, it might help me get a better idea of character for Purple Plum, but ah well

So yeah I think that’s about it. Hope you enjoy

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #prune juice cookie #cookie run oc #rose tea cookie #purple plum cookie #oc x canon #fankid #fanchild #my art #my ocs #not my oc #requests

[tf2fansderogatory]

au contraire to that sniper ask. folk music’s a given, but that man discovered heavy metal and underwent a metamorphosis. i’m not saying he’s got the pipes to perform it or anything but there’s a good goddamn reason he’s rocking a mullet

oh i forgot about this one too. he doesn't really know how to fry his voice so he fucking destroys it singing along to his songs (he is quiet both because he's Scared and because his vocal cords look like shredded licorice) but it's okay. the suffering is on brand. his throat hurts but he still does all the screams and stuff. sometimes you'll pass by his van and hear what sounds like 9000 cats fighting each other in a gladiator-style matchup to the death and wonder if he's fucking dying but it's okay he's having a fun time.

oh, and yes, the mullet is there for a reason, but unfortunately his hair is too greasy and tangled to really do headbanging justice. he's trying. he's like a quarter of the way there. i believe in him

#sniper #answered by bungus #tf2

[sariels-world-ella]

This may be a dumb thing to say, but if Grandpa Semi was never removed from Undertale, I have a feeling in Underswap, fans would have swapped him with Gerson (also portray Sans and Papyrus being part of a non-nuclear family outside of Dadster content but that's not where I am going with this.)

Now I have this random Underswap interaction running in my head rent free.

Sans, over the phone: oh! just up ahead our grandfather Semi has a little shop he usually has a lot of fun stuff to sell!

Papyrus, over the phone: YEAH BRO, ALSO TOMORROW WE HAVE TO DO OUR WEEKLY CALL TO HIM. WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DISRUPT ALL OF SNOWDIN BY PLAYING HIS BAGPIPES OUTSIDE OUR DOOR UNTIL WE ANSWER IT. ALSO AFTER WE ANSWER IT TOO.

Sans, over the phone: oh, yeah! almost forgot about that. anyway, human, go talk to our grandpa, he's almost as magnificent as i am!

Chara: * It seems to be an old skeleton with a fake smoking pipe made out of licorice, glasses with no lenses and a weird hat saying "foxy grandpa" running a shop stall.

Chara: What do you sell?

Semi: lots of things! Let me show you my personal favorite!

Grandpa Semi: here's some ketchup flavored coffee!

Ketchup flavored coffee: "heals" -4 HP - Tastes disgusting. Costs 10g.

Chara, pushing the cup away: *I tried my best to turn down the old skeleton's offer.

*Semi pushes the cup back*

Chara: * but he stays very insistant.

*cup gets pushed back in force between them rapidly getting faster and faster until it falls over*

Grandpa Semi: huh...

Semi: welp..

Semi: you spill it, you buy it!

Chara: * I reluctantly hand him 10g, while obviously being very disgruntled about it.

Semi pulls down one of those metal things that closes off shops with a resounding clank: * it reads "No refunds!" In poorly sprayed on paint.

Semi: (Nyah hah hah!)

Chara: * I start to find it more exceedingly more and more obvious who probably raised the skelebros.

#undertale #undertale by toby fox #undertale au #random dialogue #underswap #Underswap Chara #Underswap Grandpa Semi #chara dreemurr #Grandpa Semi #incorrect quote #Chara #dialouge #dialog #cut characters #ut au

[haltandcatchfiretothemax]

FEMSLASH FEBRUARY 2023 #4: In which Cameron and Donna enjoy a Sunday morning

[CN: food/preparation]

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After a very long week at Phoenix, a late-ish Friday night of celebrating Bos and Diane’s anniversary, and a Saturday spent entirely in pajamas and mostly in bed, alternating between snacking and napping, Donna was ready for some activity on Sunday. She’d gotten up at 7:30 to feed the cats, and had put on some workout gear while she was at it, ready to walk and stretch and do at least some stuff around the house.

Cameron had gotten out of bed at 7:30 too, if only to seem like a good wife. But after watching the cats eat, and looking out into a blindingly bright morning, Cameron had turned to Donna, frowned at her leggings, moisture wicking racerback tank, and good sneakers, and said, “…yeah, okay, I’m going back to bed. SMELL YA LATER, BOSS,” before going upstairs. Marshmallow, a shy rescued flame point siamese that they’d adopted shortly before opening the Phoenix office so that Licorice would have some company, had trotted off after Cameron, as if she too had decided that she could use some more sleep.

“Okay, well, see you at brunch, then!” Donna had called after her. 

Undeterred, Donna went outside and sat by the pool for a long while. She breathed deeply, and enjoyed the sunshine. She sat still, grateful to not be rushing either to or around the office, even though she loved the work. When she went back inside, she turned on the radio in the kitchen, ate some granola and fruit, and then she flipped through the most recent issue of Ms. She did not think about hardware, or code, or software, or new features, or servers, or interfaces. It was glorious.

By the time Cameron finally made it back downstairs, around 10:30, Donna had finished reading through her magazine, gone for a walk around the block, done some light stretches, and sung along with the radio. When Cameron went into the kitchen she found Donna playing with Licorice. Standing by the counter, she was waving around one of their feather wands, as Licorice swiped aggressively at the stuffed mouse dangling from the end. 

“Hey,” Cameron yawned, going directly to the refrigerator. “How’s your morning?”

Still waving the wand, Donna smiled broadly. “It’s been quiet, and solitary, and I haven’t thought about work at all. I’ve loved every minute of it!”

When Cameron didn’t say anything, Donna looked over at her. Eyes narrowed, Cameron was scanning the refrigerator shelves the way a general might look at a proposed battle strategy. She was wearing a plain white t-shirt and jeans, and her freshly washed hair was still damp. Distracted, Donna forgot what she was doing.

“Nice,” Cameron grinned, reaching into the refrigerator. As she was picking out ingredients, she glanced over at Donna, who was still looking at her. Confused, Cameron asked her, “What?”

Licorice sank her teeth into the stuffed mouse, and managed to pull the wand out of Donna’s hand. It clattered to the floor, and the sound made Donna jump. She looked down to see the cat playing with the fallen toy, and then, face slightly pink, she looked back up at Cameron and said, “Oh, nothing.” She stepped around Licorice, and went to the refrigerator. She kissed Cameron on the cheek, and tucking a strand of hair behind her ear, she said, “You just do that so well.”

Cameron scoffed and reached for the milk. She handed it to Donna, and said, “What? Look just androgynous enough for it to be perceived as a threat by the weak?”

As Cameron reached for the flour, Donna put the milk on the counter, and said, “You say that like it’s a bad thing. I’m into it!” 

Cameron handed the flour and an onion to Donna, who kissed her on the cheek again. 

“Okay, okay,” Cameron blushed. “I’m thinking pancakes and omelettes, and whipped cream and bacon. Are you down to indulge?” 

Donna kissed her a third time. “You have no idea.”

#for all my girls gays n theys who unequivocally deserve sunday morings with loved ones and pets <3 #femslash february #femslash february 2023 #fic #fan fiction #cameron howe #donna clark #donna emerson #licorice emerson howe #introducing: #marshmallow emerson howe

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Terezi Pyrope

Act 5, page 2774-2775

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] --

TG: what the fuck was the point of this again

GC: WHY D4V3

GC: WH4T 1S TH1S TH4T MY NOS3 D3T3CTS

GC: COULD 1T B3

GC: T34RS??? >:O

TG: this is bullshit

TG: this was a setup all along

GC: 1 TOLD YOU YOU WOULD CRY D4V3

GC: 1 TOLD YOU BRO................ >8y

TG: ok jegus

TG: dont say it

TG: if you say i warned you about tears or something one more time

TG: i swear to gog

GC: DONT!

GC: DONT S4Y YOUR3 GO1NG TO DO 4N 4CROB4T1C SOM3RS4ULT OR P1RHOU3TT3 OFF OF SOM3TH1NG, J3GUS

GC: 1 G3T 1T 4LR34DY!

TG: ok fine

TG: our memes can cancel each other out this time

GC: Y3S 4GR33D

GC: NOW DRY THOS3 SORRY 3Y3S D4V3

GC: TRY NOT TO B3 SUCH 4 FUCK1NG W1MP

GC: 1T 1S UNFL4TT3R1NG B3H4V1OR FOR 4 COOLK1D OF YOUR ST4TUR3

TG: god dammit

TG: im not actually crying

TG: its the fucking onions

TG: these piece of shit crocodiles are lambasting me with them

GC: TH4TS TH3 L4M3ST 3XCUS3 1V3 3V3R H34RD

GC: WHO 3V3R H34RD OF 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 ON1ON M4K1NG SOM3ON3 CRY, 1T 1S 4BSURD

TG: i guess the stench of onions is covering up the smell of the truth how convenient

TG: also your nose sux youre not even any good at smellin at all

GC: >8O TH4T 1S OUTR4G3OUS

GC: BUT 1 KNOW YOU 4R3 JUST TRY1NG TO G3T MY 34RTH GO4T

GC: FOR HUM4N 1RON1C PURPOS3S

TG: the only thing im getting

TG: is out of this goddamn idiot cauldron here

GC: NO D4V3 DONT! YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO M4K3 TH3 MOST D3L1C1OUS SOUP

GC: 1T 1S M4K1NG M3 HUNGRY JUST TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T >:O~

TG: the only thing im going to make

TG: is like banana and split

TG: out of this bubbling pail of misery

GC: OH GOG...

GC: YOUR3 R1GHT

GC: YOU 4R3 S1TT1NG 1N 4 HUG3 P41L >:o

TG: why whats the relevance of that

TG: tell me its more alien nonsense it will be so awesome to hear more of that

GC: 1 4M NOT GO1NG TO 3XPL41N 1 WOULD B3 TOO 3MB4RR4SS3D

TG: man

TG: why did i ever agree to go along with this horseshit

GC: B3C4US3 YOU H4D TO, 1T W4S 1N YOUR FUTUR3

GC: 4ND B3S1D3S YOU MUST US3 D1PLOM4CY TO W1N OV3R YOUR CONSORTS

GC: S33 LOOK D4V3, TH3Y 4LL LOV3 YOU NOW! YOU 4R3 TH3 H3RO, 1TS YOU >:]

GC: NOW TH3Y W1LL G1V3 YOU 4LL TH3 S3CR3TS OF TH3 L4ND

TG: what secrets

TG: they dont have any secrets

TG: look at them theyre morons

TG: the only secret theyve got is how many times a day they accidentally flush their medical alert bracelets down the toilet

GC: D4V3, TH3Y 4R3 STUP1D 4ND Y3T V3RY W1S3

GC: YOU H4V3 MUCH TO L34RN 4ND 1 W1LL K33P H3LP1NG YOU L34RN 1T!

GC: 3V3N 1F YOU 4R3 4 HUG3 CRYB4BY WHO 1S 34S1LY UPS3T BY CHOPP3D V3G3T4BL3S

TG: ok im gonna change out of this wet suit

TG: and into a dry shut your fucking mouth

GC: >8Y BLUHHHHHHH

TG: there now i wont be satisfying your crazy red fetish either

GC: >:'C

GC: NOW 1 4M CRY1NG TOO YOU S33 WH4T YOU D1D

TG: all you get to smell is black

TG: like licorice or something

TG: you hate licorice right

GC: 1 LOV3 L1COR1C3

TG: shit

TG: ok lets say i dont smell like licorice then

TG: i smell like

TG: a coal miners asshole

GC: TOO L4T3!

GC: 1T 4LR34DY SM3LLS L1K3 L1COR1C3 S1NC3 YOU S41D TH4T, 4ND NOW 1 C4NT UNSM3LL 1T

TG: whatever

TG: anyway

TG: probably bout time i got on with this game

TG: sans these pointless sidequests you want drag me through for kicks

TG: later terezi nice knowing you

GC: W41T!

GC: YOU C4N'T D1TCH M3, W3V3 GOT 1MPORT4NT STUFF TO DO TOG3TH3R

TG: unlikely

GC: OH

GC: H3Y >:o

GC: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY N4M3?

TG: you told me remember

GC: Y34H, BUT 1 THOUGHT YOU FORGOT!

TG: why would i forget

GC: YOU S41D YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO M4K3 4 PO1NT OF FORG3TT1NG!

TG: oh

TG: i guess i forgot i was supposed to forget

GC: W3LL TH3N

GC: M1ST3R D4V3 STR1D3R

GC: 1 4M GL4D TH4T YOU FORGOT TO FORG3T >:D

TG: uh alright

GC: OH!!!

GC: SP34K1NG OF FORG3TT1NG TO NOT FORG3T TH1NGS

GC: 1 FORGOT TO SHOW YOU TH1S

GC: PR3TTY SPOT ON DONT YOU TH1NK

GC: http://tinyurl.com/SPOTONSTR1D3R

TG: what the hell

GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

GC: 4BSOLUT3 P3RF3CT1ON!

GC: 4ND TH3R3 GO3S TH3 B1G M4N 1N H1S 34RTH SPORT, DR1V1NG TH3 HOOP THROUGH TH3 P41NT........

GC: DOWN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TG: whats your obsession with making this goofy bullshit anyway

TG: is it troll irony

GC: 1 H4V3 D3V3LOP3D 4 P4SS1ON FOR COMB1NG YOUR 1NT3RN3T FOR TH3 COOL K1DS

GC: 4ND M4K1NG TH3M COOL3R

GC: BY STR1D3RFY1NG TH3M >:]

TG: dont get me wrong its awesome

GC: TH4NK YOU D4V3

GC: HON3STLY 1 TH1NK 1 4M 4 B3TT3R 4RT1ST TH4N 1 H4V3 PR3S3NT3D SO F4R

GC: 1F ONLY 1 COULD DR4W YOU SOM3TH1NG W1TH MY CH4LK >:\

GC: OH!!!

GC: 1 KNOW, 1 C4N BORROW MY FR13NDS DR4W1NG T4BL3T

GC: 1 W1LL DO TH4T 1N 4 L1TTL3 WH1L3

TG: thats cool

GC: D4V3 W3 SHOULD TR4D3 SOM3 DR4W1NGS

GC: YOU 4ND M3

TG: sure thats fine

TG: im still gonna go off and do my own thing though

TG: later

GC: W41T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TG: dammit what

GC: OK 1 G3T TH4T YOU 4R3 TH1S R4D LON3R 4ND YOU TH1NK YOU H4V3 1T 4LL F1GUR3D OUT

GC: BUT HOW 4BOUT TH1S

GC: 1F 1 4M M34NT TO H3LP YOU, TH3N YOUR FUTUR3 S3LF OUGHT TO V1S1T YOU R1GHT NOW 4ND G1V3 YOU 4 THUMBS UP, R1GHT?

GC: 1T W1LL B3 YOUR W4Y OF CONF1RM1NG TO YOURS3LF TH4T 1 C4N B3 TRUST3D

GC: TH3R3 1S NO W4Y YOU WOULD PL4N TO DO TH4T 1N TH3 FUTUR3 1F YOU 3ND UP R3GR3TT1NG MY H3LP

GC: DO3S TH4T SOUND F41R?

TG: yeah fine but i doubt that i

TG: oh fuck there i am hiding behind that column

GC: >8D

#homestuck #dave strider #terezi pyrope #homestuck act 5 #page 2774 #page 2775 #homestuck act 5 act 2