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carhammerexplosionmatt · 3 months

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andddd to the surprise of no one:

he is trying to cover this up. there wasn't even a reason given for the rejection. this post does NOT go against TOS or community guidelines whatsoever. i would know, i've read through them both thrice. i did, however, find this!

i have the right to display and redistribute this. this is stated in the tos. for fuck's sake, @photomatt @staff follow your own advice. here's a little reminder in case you forgot (straight from your own tos!):

you fucked around, now you're finding out. womp womp.

#oh my god this is insane #there is no reason that this post shouldnt be blazed.#carhammerexplosionmatt #photomatt #predstrogen #trans #transgender #trans rights #🚗🔨⚒️💥#fuck matt #fuck matt mullenweg

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patt-off · 1 year

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i illustrated your he/they post in debate class during finals week

HOLY SHIT ???

#patt's asks #pronoun post #OH MY GOD THIS IS INSANE #i'm like actually famous or something

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bylerisc4non · 2 years

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You know that one scene in dear billy when Hopper's talking to Antonov and he says Joyce isn't his woman to which Antonov replies, "Of course not. She saves your life because of friendship." So, Mike and Will aren't platonic? Because Mike is CONSTANTLY trying to protect Will and save his life.

For instance, when he's blocking Will in the Byers' Cali house when the military is shooting it up.

And when he never gives up hope in s1 and continues searching for him because he wants to save him. Maybe El's been the one to directly save his life like by killing the Demogorgon, but that wouldn't have happened without Mike putting trust and hope into her and never giving up on Will. El's enthusiasm came from Mike. Because she knew how precious Will was to him.

#protective mike wheeler #he literally threw himself in front of will to save him #its kinda concerning how quick mike is to risk his life for will #mike is so in love with this boy he would literally die for him #mike is constantly trying to save wills life and antonov even says that that kind of action is not platonic #oh my god this is insane #this is so much more than friendship #byler

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captainfern · 5 months

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thinking about captain john price being built like this

oh… (18+, gn!reader)

in my humblest of opinions, the ‘strong dad bod’ is one of the sexiest fucking builds a man can have and i can’t stop thinking about them

especially if price had one *screams into my pillow like an idiot*

can you imagine how obsessed he’d be with draping his body over yours ?? like if you’re at the kitchen counter, or standing on your toes to reach something on a high shelf, price would be smushing himself right up against your back

big arms wrapping around your torso, large hands splayed over the softness of your belly, the warm mounds of his pectorals and stomach pressed firmly against your back

he’d tuck his head against your shoulder and kiss your neck and the side of your face, pushing more of his weight onto you

such a good hugger, so warm and cozy and safe <3 would also be used as a human weighted blanket and i’d hope to god he’d trap me beneath him oh my god

imagine running your hands up and down the smooth, fatty ridges of muscle that took up most of his abdomen and arms. the hair too !! ugh i’d just pet him for hours like a little cat lol

*sarah paulson voice* THE HORNY IS ESCAPING !!!

thinking about the feel of this kind of body draped over your back as he fucked you hard into the mattress, both of his hands on your hips and keeping you pinned so that he could rut into you like a man starved

mmm or his large hands wrapped around your legs and keeping them bent up towards your head while he drills into you, his own soft tummy rubbing against yours

price with a muscly dad bod like this would make you put your legs over his wide shoulders while he’s eating you out, one hand on the pudge of your lower stomach and the other squeezing the flesh of your arse

god his cock would be so fucking thick like don’t even get me started 😭

he’d stretch you open so well too, make you come almost one too many times before he’s easing himself into you and stretching you open with a moan of your name

or or you’d ride him and constantly running your hands and/or nails up and down the soft dips of his body, moaning as his cock hit so deep and almost made you come within mere seconds of sinking down onto his cock lmao

i’m so horny for price and this type of body oh my god i just can’t

#captainfern #captain john price #captain john price smut #price smut #call of duty #call of duty smut #going insane oh my fucking god

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tendermimi · 9 months

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oh my god mitski

#hi tumblr long time no see!#just back to talk about the album #oh my god #going insane #YOU BELIEVED ME LIKE A DOG I BETRAY YOU LIKE A MAN #WAKE UP GIRLS NEW MITSKI DOG METAPHOR JUST DROPPED #I’m your man is literally making me insane

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isjasz · 7 months

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SECRET LIFE SESSION 4 SPOILERS FROM PEARL AND CLEO!

Doodles before I have to go to class!! This session is amazing oh my god HAHASDHhas

#secret life spoilers #secret life #secret life smp #impulsesv #pearlescentmoon #goodtimeswithscar #geminitay #grian #zombiecleo #smallishbeans #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #trafficblr #traffic smp #secret life fanart #isdoodles #im. going insane i cant wait for hte other episdoes oh my GOD

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0bir · 2 months

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Can We Start Over?

#orbit fear #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #goldie salmonid #horrorboros #oh my GOD this took 30 hours #and actual tears idk why i cried so much making this #anyways the suffering is finally over yay yippeeeeeee #my hands can rest at last #that damn fish skeleton actually put me on the brink of insanity #i am never painting gold again thanks to it #xwx'''''

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lflwwnfjwfjwjq · 1 year

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Going insane

#the owl house #toh #caleb wittebane #wittebros #hunter toh #emperor belos #toh spoilers #for the future #toh season 3 #belos toh #philip wittebane #i am going insane #help #OH MY GOD #the owl house spoilers #the owl house disney #toh tumblr #ftf spoilers #for the future spoilers

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son1c · 11 months

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so, the thing about the megaflora in boscage is that, even though it’s incredibly strong, it’s not particularly smart. they’re plants after all, and so their “thoughts” mainly just consist of violence in service to obtaining food, and violence for the sake of violence. that changes when shadow shows up though.

through their shared black arms dna, the plants are able to connect with him, and they start poking around inside his brain. they see all his thoughts, all his memories, learn what he learns, know what he knows… and suddenly, the megaflora is extremely smart. smart enough to realize that having a mobile unit, not tethered to roots, and with a mouth that can speak for the collective, would be beneficial. so they smother shadow into submission. there’s just too many of them to hold back, once they decide they want him.

once he’s assimilated, they continue to learn more from him, and one thing in particular stands out: the creation of their world. through the eyes of shadow’s memory, they see sonic shatter the paradox prism, and thus, create boscage maze, and therefore the megaflora themselves. this leads the megaflora to the conclusion that their true creator is not gerald, the loathsome traitor who abandoned them, left them to starve, and now seeks to destroy them with project halcyon, but instead sonic.

the megaflora get a sort of reverence for him… “shadow” tells sonic that he forgives him for shattering the prism. tells him it was a good thing, actually. and that’s when sonic starts to clue into something being seriously wrong. frankly, he liked it more when shadow was upset with him... because at least that was really him :(

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic prime #sonic au #boscage: biohazard arc LMAO #halcyon #<- putting this in his tag even though he's not in this post. dw about it #scribbles #maybe i should make a general lovelynverse tag idk #anyways. oh my god. going insane over this #10verse

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venompinks · 8 months

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LISA ✴︎ CRAZY HORSE PARIS

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ghouljams · 2 months

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Thinking about professor!Ghost and his stupid motorcycle, abs how he definitely isn't stalking the hot Anthropology professor but he does notice she hasn't left the parking lot at her usual time so he goes to check what's up with that. And when he finds out someone let the air out of not one but two of her tires, thus rendering her one spare useless, he offers her a ride home. Something he never does, because he doesn't like carting people around he likes going fast and not worrying about cargo, but he settles next to Love's car and offers her a ride home. He does tell her to stay put while he runs to his office for his extra helmet and when she finally gets it in her hands she tells him,

"Its pink," with a sort of soft smile that melts his heart, he just grunts and responds,

"I thought you liked pink."

Which is immediately met with laughter like bells and a smile that feels a lot more genuine as she pulls the full face helmet over her head. She steps close to the bike and Ghost stops her to check that the helmet is on right, his gloved fingers skirting under her chin to make sure the strap is on tight. He offers her a hand, holding the bike steady as she climbs on behind him, and he's maybe a little too eager when her arms wrap around his middle and squeeze.

Ghost's never liked feeling a helmet against his shoulder, but somehow when it's her it's tolerable. Somehow he doesn't want to go as fast, meandering down the streets until she taps his thigh and Ghost feels all his blood rush south. He stops in front of her flat and helps her climb off, staring a little too much at the way she swings her leg over his bike until she's fiddling with the helmet and again he reaches out to help.

She shakes her hair out with a smile as soon as it's off and offers the helmet back. Ghost doesn't have a good reason to tell her he got it for her, so he takes it back and watches her make her way inside. He can still feel the squeeze of her arms around him. Maybe he should make a move.

#ghoul speaks #simon ghost riley #cod x oc #x oc #ghost x oc #oc: love #professor au #professor!ghost #some well meaning discord user let the air out of loves tires #becahse they all know ghost is insane #engineering meet cutes for their favorite professor couple #ghost youve already made half a move just ask her out #love the whole ride: i cant no fuck this man oh my god

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daphnalia · 23 days

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and they were galpals

#oh i am SO predictable #alternative captiob to this post: welll... good luck babes!#but idk if the dndadders like chappel roan☹️#also lawl this is gonna sound SO stupid but as a lesbian this is. so INSANELY important to me😭#i will write so much fanfiction #for the firsy time in my life #i will write an essay anf publish it when s3 ends #if theyre not canon i will cry myself to sleep until the day i die #dndads #dungeons and daddies #apple pie #IDK I SAW SOMEONE PITCH THAT AD THEIR SHIP NAME AND A PART OF ME MELTED #Kelsey Grammar #is it with an e or an a?? nobody knows #Trudy Trout #someone notify my asap whrn we collectively agree on a ship name #the peachyville horror #peachyville #love them so so so much #god dammit they did it again #hey siri play heaven is a place on earth and do it NOW #me and my girl when we're literally trudy and kelsey

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hexedwithluck · 9 months

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2021 Angewomon twt log 😇

#oh my god i went insane over her on twitter when the 2020 reboot was airing #i ended up really not liking the reboot in the end but i still love angie so much...#literally my first exposure to a girlboss when i was a baby. she was suchhhhh a gamechanger in my life #digimon #digimon adventure #angewomon #エンジェウーモン #my art

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turtleblogatlast · 6 months

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I will never be over Leo’s 4D chess play in “Many Unhappy Returns”. Like, just in general it is a spectacle to see this character who we’ve seen goofing around time and time again, who’s only sometimes decided to take things seriously, only to show him making a maneuver like that.

And here’s what gets me the most about his plan against Big Mama: he comes up with it on the spot. The second he sees that Big Mama has the solution they need, he’s already in game mode.

It is so satisfying watching the episode back when you realize his plan, because he literally sets the stage entirely for a decisive victory. He sees that the champion is a kraken, and comes up with both the solution to defeating it and a reasonable excuse to get that solution into the battle with them on the fly:

“Like your champ aaand those six guys. In fact, we don’t want this over too quickly. You should armor up those rookies. The whole shebang. Especially with these pointy helmets.”

And this is why giving him teleportation powers is perfect, too. He analyzes the battlefield and makes use of all the assets, moving pieces around to guarantee a win. It is honestly so impressive to witness and one of my favorite parts of his character.