#ok this was mainly a joke

[madillhethen]

For people always saying OC x canon is cringe, friendly reminder that Sieg is technically Type-Moon’s OC who they shipped with anime Joan of Arc.

#oc x canon #ok this was mainly a joke #i know what canon means #and I’ve seen the OC x canon vs canon x canon arguments #but when you really think about it #TM really made a homunculus boy and said let’s ship him with an actual historical figure #of course this basically extends to all of their master X servants lol #fate series #I’m just saying we’re all down right crazy here #tm just has the advantage of publishing their works #in high school I used to see the argument against fanart vs original art of characters #and it’s just…all published media is the author’s original stories/characters that you’re hyping #so tearing down others for it was just so dumb #Jojo is literally Araki’s original story he published

[jitterbugbear]

papa and ghouls discover a playground

#mmmmm there's no context for this one either<33 enjoy<3 #insert swinging joke or whatever #sorry about this once again #ghost #ghost bc #the band ghost #animation #jitterbugbear art #artists on tumblr #ok i mainly made this for animation practice reasons but i think its so funny to imagine them just hanging out #the ghouls are also generic i only bothered to look up a single (1) reference lol #papa emeritus iv #ghouls #title change because i think i accidentally snatched the day off thing from another fanartist!! sorry! it was unintentional

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I have a question that I don't know the answer to. And I'm not sure if there's already an answer to this or not.

Why is Wally the only neighbor with no noes and no eyebrows? Was that like a way to make Wally seem like an outcast or something??

It droved me crazy with confusion the first time I realized this.......

And PLEASE don't see this as an ask of me "JUST noticing now". I noticed a month ago (ever sense I first started loving Welcome Home as a hyperfixation) but I kept it to myself because I was too embarrassed to ask to really know. And it's really ok if you don't know either.

oh yeah no to my knowledge we don't know why that's a Design Choice That Exists! could be to make him look a little more unsettling than the others (more out of place within his own niche to kinda mirror how he's Different despite filling the role he's made for & existing in the place he Should Be In) bc this is a Horror project, or just because no nose/eyebrows looked best on him-

but it might be something we're not In On yet! lore we haven't learned! we just don't know

#hey it could even be Main Character Disease #like how anime main characters tend to have the wild designs & colorful hair #but i doubt that's what it is lmao i mainly said that as a joke #but i Suspect it's just a design choice to be like 'hey hes kinda fucked up huh.' to assist in his Creepyness #though i would not be shocked if there's a story reason for it #like if his creator (dorelaine?) had a specific reason not to include eyes/eyebrows #or maybe the creator like... idk died or somethin before they could finish wally #which actually. hm. ok new theory #what if wally was Unfinished... given that the show did exist or at least was in production of course #but that could be why he's missing some facial features and lacks a 'pre-implanted' memory / knowledge about living #and why he's so obsessed with fulfilling his role... he was never given anything else... #JUST A THOUGHT! a delusional theory to chew on #homebogging #welcome home speculation #wh speculation #wally remains an Enigma! #and oh hey it could be to mimic Home??? #Home doesn't have eyebrows or a nose #which actually that makes me think about a slight correlation between the rigidity of Home's door/features #and the rigidity of wally's smile... #no im being insane again. OR AM I! #no i am i am... or am i...

[sweethome-thoughts]

Eun-Hyeok : I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Ji-Su : Just say "I'm sorry for your loss," then move on.

[later at Jae-Heon's funeral]

Eun-Hyeok : I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

#HE GENUINELY IS TRYING OK #the joke is mainly funny because i hc him autistic actually #sorry it was kinda cruel 🫶😔 it fits tho #jae heon thank you for being one of the kindest characters is Green Home and sorry for using your memory like this i swear i love you a lot #sweet home #incorrect quotes #sweet home netflix #lee eun hyeok #yoon ji su #pyeon sang wook #jung jae heon #added sang wook because he's the one he's talking to... #sweet home spoilers

[sarcasticscribbles]

hey there! I thought of an idea for an area affected by the fears, but I’m not sure what type of fear it would belong to.

The basis is a house that seems regular at first, but the longer someone is inside it, the more obvious it becomes to them that the entire house is a living organism. The walls are soft and warm and pulse along to a heartbeat. The potted plants scattered about are just exposed veins that recoil when touched. The flooring is the skeletal system. The victim would eventually get assimilated into being part of the meat house. Another bit I’m not quite sure of is an owner that is actually rooted to the house, almost like some type of tumour the house developed.

Obivously, it would be part of The Flesh. But I feel like it kind of bleeds into another fear for some reason. What do you think?

OH I REALLY LIKE THIS IDEA Hm yeah I feel flesh is def the main, and kinda getting stranger vibes almost as a secundary? (Façade, something appearing one but is another) If anyone else have a take on this pls leave a reply

#ok but no joke i had a very similar but less gory concept like this for a horror love story as a kid #mainly just two oc i made up to the song i cant decide and worked off that #he was?? the house #and she would eventually become the garden #this ask caught me off guard because living house was exactly my pitch too #this is better to #the magnus archives #tma #mag

[cherryisagamer]

me looking at Gilbert, Silvio and Keith during the Prologue 2: I'm so done with these men

#ikemen prince #ikemen ouji #ikepri #gilbert von obsidian #silvio ricci #keith howell #why every prince in this universe is like this? #is it the water? the fruits? #no no guys i've my own weird princes at home #you can deal with your problems #(this is mainly a joke ok?) #cherry plays: ikepri

[theoestofocs]

but the thing is, melanie hates jon because he is so very much like her.

they work in adjacent fields, they've got such similar temperaments - they both run straight for whatever supernatural horror they need to understand, they both suck at planning ahead (poisoned coffee, melanie?) and they both lash out as a primary defense mechanism - and jon wasn't qualified for his job, and martin's only "degree" was in paranormal psychology, so clearly the Institute was hiring from a broader pool than "qualified archivists." i can't imagine ghost studies are all that lucrative as a field. if melanie hadn't made it as a youtuber, what would she have done? we don't know a lot about her educational background but - she knows what it's like, to need to know. she walked into the Institute and got a job because Elias saw that he could use her.

If she'd had a legitimate encounter sooner, if she'd started her quest a few years early, if she'd come to the Institute to give her statement and stayed to use their library before Gertrude had died -

Or even if she just couldn't survive on a youtuber's salary, if she'd gone looking for job postings in relevant fields -

It could have been her. She looks at Jon, and she sees exactly who she could have been. It's only luck that it wasn't.

And that's the kicker, isn't it? It's luck, that she's in her shoes instead of Jon's.

And is she supposed to feel lucky? To feel thankful that she's had to suffer through attack after attack, Elias showing her how her father (her dad, who called her his little moth) died screaming, her body torn open by things that don't exist, her sense of self slipping as she ripped into flesh with no recognizable form, her trust violated as she woke up to two of the few remaining people who are supposed to be on her side cutting into her against her will - to feel lucky, because she had to gouge her eyes out just to have her body back in her control -

Is she supposed to be happy that she lived through all that? Is she supposed to be glad, just because she could have been Jon?

Nobody told Melanie she needed to feel sorry for Jon, or give him her sympathy, or any other kind of pity. She just wants to give it, because God, what he'd gone through -

(Thank God it wasn't her -)

- Fuck that, she isn't lucky.

She hates Jon, because she refuses to feel grateful for the horror show her life has been. (Because she's grateful, that it wasn't her; and she's furious, because - yes it was. she paid the price of the apocalypse in blood and scars and trauma, too. She wasn't Jon, and could have been - but fuck it, she was still Melanie. and the hell that she has lived through isn't nothing.)

It's just bad luck, that it was Jon of all people. It's just bad luck, that it was Melanie.

No one here is lucky.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma meta #melanie king #linden's originals #i just have a lot of Feelings ok #tangentially related but one of these days i'm gonna write the post abt basira #bc i love to joke abt jon relying on the local lesbians to make good decisions! it is very fun. but also #incredibly inaccurate. jon made bad decisions (mainly due to a dearth of information and a wealth of fear) #but he didn't make better decisions when he let the wlw take charge! #basira was the one who convinced(/coerced? definitely pressured but details beyond that are lacking) jon into performing surgery #on melanie's leg. left to his own devices idk what jon would have done but it sure as hell wouldn't have been #''roofie my coworker to perform nonconsensual surgery'' #if only bc that is Not something that would occur to him. & idc man it's a messy situation all around #there was no good choice there (there never was) but that? that wasn't the right one. and i think that's the other piece at play here #melanie didn't forgive him for that. i sure wouldn't. and she gets it - she does: there were no good choices - #but how is she supposed to care about the suffering that guy of all people went through? when it feels like it invalidates her own? #how are you supposed to feel about your reflection in a face that stars in all your nightmare memories? #melanie hates jon because he never gave her a reason to like him; and because he violated her (no matter how necessary it was); and #because she could have been him. because it's luck that it wasn't. #except there is no good luck in this world. not in this apocalypse - the one that's been going on for much longer for her - for them - #than since that final ritual. she's been living an apocalypse since she saw that monster in a hospital. and that matters too. #not one of them has been free in a long time. maybe ever #melanie can't pity him because feeling ''pity'' requires a level of distance she doesn't have #pity means ''there but for the grace of God go -'' but what grace? #there but for the grace of god go i? is she meant to thank someone for giving her the lot she got in life? #how is she supposed to feel glad about that? #she cannot pity him. and she cannot commiserate; those bridges have long since been burned. all that's left to feel #is a guilty kind of hatred and resentment. because in another life she might've been him; in another life still they might have been twins #linden in the tags

[lnfours]

blurb of getting railed by nate in a club bathroopm

once upon a time there was this dumb, idiotic slut named kate. one day, she bought overpriced m&g tickets for comic con so she could meet the only guy who got her wet:

tom holland.

she ended up meeting him, threw up on his jordans, cried, and then passed out and fell into the puddle of her own vomit. flash forward, shes taking on the world. she ended up meeting benny cucumber, where he sends her into an alternate universe.

the uncharted universe!!!

she ends up meeting with tom nate. they find each other in a club, and after she discovers he has a HUUUGE *d*nald t*ump voice* fucking dick, she leads him into a bathroom stall where he fucks her into the the metal wall right above where 'FUCKITITUS' was written on the wall in sharpie.

instead of telling him she's coming the usual way, she shouts at the top of her lungs, "MY NAME IS CONNOR, I'M THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE!!!!"

and they lived happily ever after. she goes on to write a childrens book about their relationship titles "kate the great and nate the great" (thanks for that idea btw)

#ur welcome #now SHUT UP #LOL #i hate u but i love u #this is literally a joke #pls no one take this seriously #mail time #new moon #she wouldn't shut the fuck up about me writing something for her #so this is what i gave her LOL #anyway #enjoy #this is mainly just a bunch of dumb inside jokes #and kate being my annoying big sister LOL #ok bye

[kindledrose]

(they didn't) (and they weren't)

#this is about #homestuck #but also #steven universe #andddd #dream smp #this is a joke ok i love the story behind each of those with all my heart. but man do you hear stories of people being Weird About Them #mainly homestuck. i'm gonna be honest it's mostly homestuck #but it's like to be fair i would lose my mind too if i was into it while it was coming out #anyways. ignore me

[cavsthighs]

do. um. do you think he said that to me because he knows

#WELL weve passed by each other a ton and i THINK one time he made a joke at me but i was so stressed i barely registered it lol #and today he said Hows it going you mainly keep to yourself but you seem nice? #The whole time i did not make eye contact i barely even looked at him ohhhhhhhhh ok he totally knows #i never tell people on account of my Everything. i cant talk properly ajsksbslns #OK SORRY DONT KNOW WHY IM POSTING THIS ALL here but whatever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #this makes it sound like he did all the heavy lifting Not true. my jovial chatter brought us together it surprised him #he thought me Mute i think LOL #its sad bc i occasionally DO chatter/make small jokes but often it goes Nowhere. sad face #but yeah no good convo i wish we werent busy so i could have actually said more realer things than jokes and basic facts about my life #also forgot to ask him his name LOL. hapless. #well anyway #tomorrow may......be ok

[permanentreverie]

I swear the thing that's finally gonna convince me to delete Instagram is all of the Americans whining about the smoke and 'blaming Canada'

#disclaimer I know it's mostly a joke and yes having that kind of air quality SUCKS. #but Americans try not to make everything about you challenge. #'blame the Canadians' 'wtf Canada' 'wow thanks a lot now we're back to masks' first of all fuck you #people are losing their homes and everything to this. imagine living near it. #also. just saying. like two weeks ago my province was exactly like NY with the air quality. and no one was being super dramatic about it. #I mean I saw a little bit of reels for it but not to this extent #idk why but all of the americans I see complaining about it are just really pissing me off. #'blame Canada' wtf are we supposed to do!? #'it's cause of canadas climate change' ok 💀 1) literally forest fires happen every year #MAINLY because of dry grass (not rainy season) and people who throw cigarette butts out the window #2) says america!? since when has California NOT been on fire because of those stupid gender reveal parties #3) says america who is one of the main contributors of the whole climate change business #anyways tldr I'm just really pissed off at every single reel I see of Americans talking about the wildfires

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Yes I'm happy you have a boyfriend now, but if all you can talk about is him and no longer want to listen to me talk about my cool rock, your boyfriend sucks

#this is not slander #but it kinda is #mainly because i'm mad about my sister staying up for hours talking to her boyfriend while i'm studying #anyway #thebroccolitalks #mild vent? #more like a joke #ok to rb

[queerstampy]

had the thought "what is lovely world without 'stolen' assets?" and im cackling

#stampys lovely world #stampy's lovely world #stampylonghead #stampylongnose #joseph garrett #tagging his name specifically bc its related to him i guess JHDSKN #this is mainly referring to things like the minecraft skins #and the soundtrack for slw #obviously they're not ACTUALLY stolen or whatever #but like. joe hasn't credited the music or the skins afaik #(altho the skins are on the marketplace or at least were at one point so... he has the right to use them XD) #(also im 99% sure the music is all royalty free or w/e its called. so) #(wish i could find the tracks or joe would credit them. those 'music finding' apps dont work with royalty free tracks apparently) #(i have tried. i want to know what the timelapse music he uses is called. who made it. where can i get more of it) #(its very stimmy ok-) #(anyway im going to be making a playlist of minecraft-related tracks that i dont own the copyright to. to make a pseudo soundtrack for-) #(-my novel. thats why i thought of this joke. so JNHDSK) #(RANTS A LOT IN THE TAGS OOPS. SORRY FOR WHOEVER ACCIDENTALLY FINDS THIS BC I RANTED IN THE TAGS AND-) #(-PROBABLY ENDED UP SHOWING IN RANDOM SEARCHES)

[springcatalyst]

oh i WILL be thinking about martyrs (2008) for the next 5-7 business days

#i cant reccomend enough but also be warned... its kinda brutal #im almost mad at how predictable i am also because lucie came onscreen and started doing That and i was like oh ok #i fucking love. characters. especially if theyre. like that. get fucked up girl!!! #god like. yeah. absolutely devastating but its making my brain go #i didnt feel like the violence was voyeristic?? even tho it was A Lot and directed mainly at the two women. ya know #that would be easy to make that movie and just have it be oooooh we love to torture women for fun #but it doesnt feel like that. it also helps that the first 30 minutes or so are lucie. doing that #so its not ALL directed at the two main characters. im trying so hard to not spoil it rn can u tell #and i will analyze everything but also. lucie. i love her. shes extremely fucked and i want to see more of it #it makes me sad but you know what else it does? makes me go GIRL. GIRL STOP. GIRL I DONT THINK ITS MOVING ANYMORE #lmao. im incapable of not making jokes but GOD. movee #the harder it is to find a movie with english subtitles the better the movie is. i have found #granted im also stupid so maybe ik just bad at finding things. this concludes my tedtalk

[izzyizumi]

Someone Inevitably @ Me: But Koushiro isn't even pOPULar especially not in mErcH--- M E: The Megahouse G.E.M series figure of Koushiro is listed for like **210 USD** on E-bay *right now*, and the highest is often listed around 400~500+, creeping towards listings of 600+, because there's *literally none available for a cheaper, {affordable!!!} price that aren't bootlegs*

#izumi koushirou #izumi koushiro #koushiro merch #digimerch #advs merch #izzyizumi vents #izzyizumi posts #(bANGS FISTS DOWN) #(TOEI+BANDAI if you could just rerelease that thing even ONCE) #(I MISSED IT BACK THEN) #(I MISSED IT BECAUSE I Had Just Sold Off Like Half My Merch Collections Because I Was Low On Funds for reasons) #(And then it Sold Out) #(Now its 200+) #(ITS Unfair) #(IT IS Unfair OK!!!!!) #(OK IM MAINLY JOKING BUT IM ALSO KINDA NOT----) #(Anytime I bring this up to other Koushiro fans I get 'Seriously?!??' back and I'm like 'YES IVE SEEN PPL BUY HIM for 100+!!!') #(LIKE AT LEAST PLS MAKE A Koushiro NENDOrOID COME ONNN)

[siarven]

your flatmate eats ibuprofen???? like that’s not good lol maybe they should stop doing that before they destroy their kidneys or get heart attack/stroke

sldkfjsd oh no, yeah, not like that XD it was something of a flippant overexaggreation in the tags because it's kinda funny to me that he's the main reason i even keep it (=i keep forgetting i have it/can take pain medication when i need it lmao) but flatmate has debilitating migraines sometimes and is forgetful in regards to restocking on stuff. So he comes by sometimes and asks if i can help out :)

(i hope this makes somewhat sense, my brain doesnt seem to want to make proper sentences today)

#i would have answered this privately but the button doesnt let me anymore???? #did tumblr change that or is it just misbehaving for me #how rude #also i think the 'eating' was something of a joke-germanism i sometimes use and gave off the wrong impression #(for context this was in regards to tags on a post on where you keep your medication) #i mainly have meds and stuff in my room so i can keep track of them #also it's not like this is a regular occurence. maybe every few months #that being said idk how much he needs it outside of coming to me #but he hasnt built up a tolerance afaik so it should be ok