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sevensugars · 1 month
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dear ofmd friends. can somebody. for no reason at all. tell me if there are any fanfic events going on. that i could still sign up for. or upcoming. thank u
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quiet--menace · 1 year
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‘“Oh,” Stede says, feeling his face fall. “You.”
“Jesus f***ing Christ,” Izzy responds. His eyes are wide with horror.
Stede lurches to his feet; his arms jerk uselessly in the confines of the rope, which remains unmoved by his desperation to wipe the remnants of Ed’s mark from his face.
“It’s not what it looks like!”
Izzy shudders. “Right. S’pose a chimney sweep attacked during the night, then.”
Stede has no rebuttal; there’s no way to explain it that doesn’t circle back, inevitably, to the desperate way Ed had kissed him, like he’d wanted them to consume each other entirely.’
- and if you don’t love me now: chapter 3 by oopshidaisy
Two weeks in the scribbling but… another day, another fave fic driving me to illustrate its most gripping scenes. Literally gripping this time. The idea of Izzy cleaning Stede’s face of Ed’s dark kisses is just… deliciously cruel 👌🏽
Happy one year anniversary to this happiness inducing show!
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In Favor with Their Stars 
Author: mxmollusca
Rating: M
Finished: Nov 2022
Tags: AU-Sci-Fi, Stede/Edward, AI Stede, Astronaut Ed, Angst w/ Happy Ending
Word Count: 62k
Summary: 
Ed is an engineer aboard the Revenge, an interplanetary research vessel on a multi-year mission to study Jupiter's moon Europa. An accident requires that Ed awaken from cryostasis over six months early, and finds his only companion to be Stede, the ship's onboard AI. They develop an unconventional friendship, but is it possible to have more?
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The plot is not my usual cup of tea, but once I started this story I had no qualms about finishing. The plot and characters are so interestingly written. The relationship between AI-Stede and Edward kept me constantly curious, and the tenderness with which they're written (and the ruthless way they're treated) will have you so invested in their success! Bookmark and return to it when you want something out of the box and beautiful
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trinityprocessing · 1 year
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(Spoiler warning) wait guys... so this is just a random theory for ofmd s2 my brain spat out, but hear me out. Stede "died" (faked his death) in a pretty spectacular way and he had somewhat of a reputation by that point. People would definitly talk about it. Noone besides Mary her friend and the pirate gang knows he is alive... What If Blackbeard hears those rumors and then thinks that Stede is actually dead, maybe even thinks thats why Stede didnt show up??? and then blames himself for not searching for him?? That would be so amazingly dramatic, someone atleast write a fanfic about this
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kaelleid · 1 year
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Izzy Fic Recs (Oct 1-31st)
My favorite of the Izzy fics that I read between October 1-31st. See other recs here.
Rattle the Bones that Whisper Lies by FrazzledWriter (Ed & Izzy)
Ed embraces the Kraken so wholly that he loses himself in the process, turning to old, learned habits to cope. But those habits end up hurting far more than helping, and when it feels like things can’t get any worse, he finally realizes what he needs to do to help himself heal and break the vicious cycle of death and destruction.
may the bridges i have burned light my way back home by sugarybowl & wishingonalightningbolt (Izzy/Calico Jack)
Izzy turns up at Jack’s place for a distraction. Learning about Jack’s son forces him to reevaluate the way he sees one of his oldest friends.
Faint Shafts Of Light by Trick (Izzy/Lucius)
No one would ever ask Izzy Hands if it hurt when he fell from Heaven. Not even Lucius, though he does find the older man incredibly attractive. But yes, it did hurt - though it's a bit more complicated than that.
you and me in the middle of it all by shatteredhourglass (Ed/Izzy)
“Don’t we have a rule about liabilities, Iz?"...
everybody's got their limits (nobody's found mine) by oopshidaisy (Ed/Izzy)
After 153 days, killing Stede Bonnet had begun to lose its appeal. (Or: Izzy gets stuck in a time loop.)
downwards rushed the heavens by redshift (Ed/Izzy)
To save the Revenge, something must be sacrificed, something must be revealed, and something else must be confronted.
the ideal husband by tediousdelusion (Ed/Stede/Izzy)
How Izzy Hands saves his marriage (and gains a boyfriend) by getting a divorce.
boundless as the sea by Juniperly (Ed/Stede/Izzy)
In which Ed and Stede ask Izzy to marry them, and shenanigans ensue.
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mysterypickle · 2 years
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alexa play i’m not okay (i promise) by my chemical romance
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brigdh · 2 years
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Chapters: 6/? Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternate Universe - Age Changes, Kidnapping, Dubious Consent, Work In Progress, Virginity Kink, marriage kink, Class Issues Summary: Fifteen years earlier, a newly minted captain Blackbeard decides to kidnap himself a wife. (It's Stede. The wife is Stede.)
Chapter Six: In which tea is drunk, and sex is had. (Kind of.)
*pats Ed gently on the head* This bad boy can fit SO MUCH class trauma inside him.
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Looking to spice up your Friday night? Consider Tropical Heat, an OMFD sex pollen fic 🌶️🌶️
He let out a long slow breath through pursed lips and his eyes jumped up to Ed’s without his permission. He was startled to see his field partner staring back at him. Ed was facing Stede from behind his bench, hair a bit disheveled, cheeks rosy, large brown eyes gazing at him with something Stede couldn’t quite decipher in the current delirium.
“How’s it going over there?” It came out much more strangled than the chipper tone he was going for.
Ed cleared his throat, “F-fine. Just- Just fine.” Then, more than a bit breathlessly, “Is it a bit hot in here?”
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Stede and Ed are researchers sent to a previously-unexplored island to collect and categorize biological specimens new to science. Things get heated when they unwittingly discover a new plant species with… arousing effects. AKA a sex pollen fic.
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The Wanting: A Blackbonnet drabble
He is an agent of death and destruction, not made for fine things and softness. Knowing that has never stopped the wanting. So he pillages and plunders—if he can’t have it, no one can. Then he meets Stede Bonnet, the Gentleman Pirate, who has it all. Suddenly he can have it, too. Can be Ed again after years of Blackbeard. It’s good, so good. But his mother was right, he isn’t that kind of person; never will be. Left alone, Blackbeard goes back to the life he knows: death and destruction. But the wanting remains, never to be satisfied.
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jasperskywalker · 1 year
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Anyone want to help me come up with a fic plot? I need some hijinks to ensue.
Mary and Doug purchase a beautiful secluded cottage on the water where they frequently meet up with "friends from out of town", or rather, Ed and Stede visit in disguise so they can have time with the kids. Everything goes beautifully for the first few days. Mary gets to relax and paint, Doug bakes and our lovey dovey pirates have a blast with Alma and Lewis.
Of course, things never stay perfect for long, and hijinks ensue. I'm thinking something along the lines of Izzy showing up and being a dick, followed by the entire crew, to tell their captains that Izzy is back and on his way. Except Izzy beats them there.
This scene of Mary and Doug sitting on loungers on a big viranda drinking marguritas and holding hands while they watch Stede and Ed play pirates with the kids is living rent free in my mind.
Another important plot point: the night that the crew shows up. Mary and Doug decide that everyone needs to stay the night. They pitch tents in the yard for the crew and everyone, kids and all lay in their sleeping bags around the campfire while Stede reads to them. Ed is helping with the voices now, and they make googley eyes at each other and pause at least once for a quick, cute little kiss. Izzy grumpily sits on a log, looking extremely disgruntled.
In the middle of the night, insert plot point happens that causes everyone, including Mary, Doug, and the kids, to have to make a quick break for the ship. The 4 of them become honaray members of the crew while they take to the high seas to protect ??? From ???
Please help. Could be free to a good home, or PM me if you want to talk. Because I struggle with things that include hijinks. Why do these ideas have to come to me?
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quiet--menace · 2 years
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I’m writing Izzy-centric fic and my actual angry first mate sailor boyfriend is my muse 🥰
Before OMFD I used to be bored by his work rants. Now I just take notes:
(whilst eating a pbj with a cup of soy milk) “you’re not second in command. I am!”
“no work talk in the mess.”
“don’t ask me how to do it, just do it!”
“what do want? a participation trophy?”
(after telling the deckhand to put in an order 2 weeks before) “if there’s a picture of an oil can on that laptop, I’m gonna smash it to pieces.”
“no point learning about clouds when you don’t know how to grease a ship after 4 years.”
“yes, I know how tides work. now answer the question.”
“if you don’t know, say so, don’t lie. that’s how people die.”
(my favourite) “I’m buying a pride flag for the boat. it’ll piss off the bigots.”
He’s been on the boat for almost 5 weeks straight and his badness level is set to boiling. Home in 3 days! If he orders me around even one time…
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Also please FEEL FREE to use these as prompt fills and then tag me in sailor BF inspired fics 🤞
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our-flag-means-fanfics · 10 months
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everything broken gets put back together again
Author: ellemzee
Rating: M
Finished: July 2022
Tags: Canon AU, Post- S1, Reunion Fic, Stede/Edward, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fix-It
Word Count: 23k
Summary:
The problem with his plan (besides the obvious, which is that he has absolutely no intention of following through) is that he didn't account for the possibility that Stede would show up without anyone having to find him, red-faced and furious and bursting with love, over the side of his boat, looking all windswept and gorgeous, and challenge him to a duel. Because that would be absolutely mental. And that's what happens, because of course, Ed's forgotten who he's dealing with. Ed's tired and Stede's determined. They work it out.
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This on is definitely a favorite! I love how thoroughly the author explored Ed’s perspective and gave validity (or at least justification) to his emotions and actions. I also love Stede being Stede here; he is blunt and selfish and brash, but also so very sorry. He puts so much effort into winning Ed back (I’m a sucker for a grand gesture). Also, Izzy is well-written in the brief appearances he makes. Overall, an exceptional storyline and a fun read! 
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revanchistsuperstar · 2 years
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YO I’VE BEEN WRITING A MULTI-CHAPTER MONSTER OF A FIC FOR ABOUT THE LAST MONTH AND I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST IT HERE.
If you like fluff, PLENTY of smut, Izzy Hands getting the tar kicked out of him, and Edward Teach being a fancy soft boi, then HAVE I GOT A FIC FOR YOU.
So introducing (and yes, named after the song in Muppet Treasure Island)
Love Led Us Here
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death
Pairing: Blackbonnet, Gentlebeard, Stedward, Ed/Stede, whatever we’ve decided we’re calling it
Characters: The whole crew + Izzy, Fang, Ivan, Mary, Doug, Alma, Louis, and the looming specter of a very dead Chauncey Badminton
Summary:  What if Stede HAD shown up at the dock after Chauncey blew himself to Kingdom Come? 
Rating: Explicit
Tags (copied directly from AO3 so they might not make sense):  Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Idiots in Love, Love Confessions, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Baggage, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Hand Jobs, Praise Kink, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, THEY'RE JUST SO HAPPY WITH ONE ANOTHER YOUR HONOR, Ed Teach: "Reformed" Slut Extraordinaire, Top Stede Bonnet, Service Top Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, soft boys in love, There is talk of possible whump, stede bonnet fucks, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, First Time Topping, Hair Braiding, Hair Brushing, the author is a no beta cretin, Tags May Change because I’m a being of chaos, Period-Typical Homophobia, Israel Hands Has Issues, Israel Hands is Bad at Feelings, Let Izzy Hands be a horrible feral little bastard man who doesn't get fixed by the end 2022, Eventual Happy Ending, I promise, Wish fulfillment slightly less angsty than canon gay pirates
Current Chapters and Word Count: 11/? chapters,  51855
I’ll post here as I update from now on! It’s been going pretty quickly! It’s by far the longest story I’ve ever written and I’m quite proud of it! I hope y’all will like it too.
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aqueenofthestars · 2 years
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The Will to Act: Chapter 8 is up!
So here’s a snippet because I’m crying and misery loves company
His whole world seems to have shrunken to this room, to this bed, to the spaces between Ed’s every breath, worrying, agonizing over which one might be his last.
Stede drags himself up off the floor and onto the chair. The tea cup falls off of its saucer onto the floor, but there’s nothing left inside it to spill.
“This is all my fault,” Stede tells him, his voice wavering. He thought he’d cried himself dry already. His eyes are scratchy and aching from both the lack of sleep and his many shed tears, but water still manages to pool in their corners.
He leans forward again, careful even in his drunken state not to jostle Ed. Stede places his head gently beside Ed’s shoulder.
“I’m so sorry, Ed,” he says again. He’s said it a hundred times now, and he’ll say it a hundred more. “I thought that I could fix things. I thought that if I came back here and apologized that things could just go back to the way they were. I thought we could eat breakfast together, and share stories, and even if it wasn’t China, maybe it could be better.” Stede squeezes his eyes closed and tears slide down his nose and cheek.
“I can’t imagine a better life.”
Co-captains. Fine fabrics. Kissing on beaches.
Stede can’t form the words to account for everything he realizes he’s cost them.
“I’m sorry, love. I’m just so sorry.”
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Author: morian
Rating: Mature (Graphic Depictions of Violence)
Word count: 10,073
Type: Lucius!Survives
Summary:
"So, this… look you're going for," Lucius starts, testing the waters. 
Blackbeard stares at him with vacant eyes. Jesus. Lucius is viscerally reminded of the man's dead-eyed look before he pushed him overboard. 
"Does it feel like the right choice for you? Are we happy with it?" 
"Do you have a fever?" Blackbeard asks, voice hoarse.
Lucius cocks his head and says, "Don't think so. Do I look hot?" He winks. 
Blackbeard lifts his hand and presses his fingers roughly against Lucius' forehead. 
"What are you—" 
"No fever," Blackbeard grunts and draws back. "Good. Didn't want to cut off your fucking hand." 
Lucius drawls, "I'm touched." 
Or: Lucius survives. For better or for worse.
Personal comments: Really good dialogues, really good depiction of Lucius' and Blackbeard's relationship. Fun and very well written, kudos to the author!
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Finally finished and posted my OMFD fic inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End scene where Will and Elizabeth get married. Also inspired by an image from this post by @nelythseed
https://nelythseed.tumblr.com/post/679968448613335040/based-on-that-potc-scene-tumblr-dont-shadowban
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