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bonesybonez · 6 months
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n0vA can not sing with the band for their self titled song (she is not steam powered, she runs on a chargeable battery, I’m also thinking she gets extremely silly and coo coo on low battery mode)
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brooklynisher · 12 days
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😏 vs :3
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coelacat · 6 months
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just know if you take a faceless character (covered by a helmet, hood, anything like that, just generally a masked face) and give them a face this is ruining autistic representation. just so you know
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theood · 3 months
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He is sharing its limited backstory. Also casual clothes (not at all stolen sweater) (Tannis was fine with him being naked but everyone was complaining)
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coridallasmultipass · 3 months
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Okay, so I opened a fic with Striders in it and randomly wanted to put on Borderlands 3 ambient music in the background (I'm having a depressed episode rn and wanted comfort.) And I thought Oh... There would be A War over who gets to be Zer0 in BL2. (Bc they won't do a double Zer0 run, let's face it, there can only be one.)
(( Shit fuck. Borderlands 1 happened in OCTOBER 2009. They never would've seen it in canon. Fuck it. Non-Sburb AU this mothafucka, they'll play all of 'em. #BLstuck ))
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maeshelix · 6 months
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We are all going to die in a genocide of nearly every marginalized community once the republican party inevitably comes to power again. There is no hope for us. We are in the final days of any degree of free will within this cursed country, and only due to a pathetic stalemate within many of the highest courts. The president has signed the country's death warrent by being a genocide supporting lunatic and kneecapping his chances of reelection; guaranteeing that one of the murderous candidates of the republican party, a party who's literal stated goals on their official platforms are just to spread pain and misery, inevitably becomes president, due to how much more cultishly united republican voter are on average. And once they acquire the full power of both the house, senate, and supreme court, they will use its full might to keep themselves in power permanently and end us all. We are all going to die. My fellow segment's hopes for a future, any future, are unattainable. Because we are all going to die.
OK. I am better now. Back to escapism.
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fractured · 2 years
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Who is/was your favorite borderlands character and why is it not Rhys. This isnt me defending Rhys. Every transmasc on the internet loved Rhys.I just demand different answers.(Mine was zed + wilhelm btw)
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smallhatlogan · 1 year
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back in the day there were so many people who were like “I tried playing as Zer0 because they look badass in the intro cinematic but they actually kind of suck” and like to be honest if you aren’t having fun as Zer0 that is entirely a skill issue 
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wikagirl · 1 year
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May or may not have just spent the money I got from my last couple comissions on the Fl4k statue from the 2k store.
They are the only bot that I will tolerate sliding into my inbox.
In this case physically.
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unhingedkinfessions · 2 months
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I miss the old kin community only because I find the current one so hard to navigate. It's like kin from any media that isn't currently trendy is basically non-existent and impossible to find. There aren't any general kin servers anymore. I loved meeting doubles and comparing notes. I didn't have a canonical face so every single one of us was some variation of fucked up thang. And it was great. Where did my thang community go. I can't post about my monthly molting memories in the genshin server. -Zer0 :(
that sux :( maybe it is a sign to foster that community yourself
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steam-powered-chaos · 8 months
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Found (Chapter 6 of New Beginning)
“…Why did we bring G.G. again?” “Because I was the last one who saw them! And they actually like me!” What was going on? Why couldn’t they move?
“I see them, through the t-t-trees!” Footsteps? Were they found at last? Ooh, those hands are cold… “Data! Data wake up!” The Jon? Did he come looking for them? That was nice of him… Data tried to come out of stasis but stayed dead still, only a faint hiss of steam coming from their air vents. Why couldn’t they wake up? Eventually their eyes flickered open, but they still couldn’t move, staring up at everyone’s worried faces. The Spine gave them a little shake.
“Data, blink if you can hear us!” They blinked rapidly, but kept staring blankly, “I don’t think they can move.” Hatchworth gently held their shoulders and their gaze flickered to watch him. Data was gently lifted off the ground, supported by Zer0, The Jon and Rabbit, although The Jon more or less just wanted to feel like he was helping. This feels so weird… they all look so worried about me.. “Maybe when Six fixes them, he can sort out their memory problem!” The Jon chirped, grinning warmly down at them, and Data felt a little better about their situation, even if G.G. was currently using them her own personal chariot. The Jon glanced at Data expectantly and they blinked back at him, causing the little gold robot to smile slightly.
Eventually, they made it back to the Manor and placed down gently on a work table in the workshop, forced to stare up at the ceiling in silence, “you need to pull a lever Six, just on the inside of that heart hole- oh there you go” Data’s chest hatch sprang open and Six began rummaging around, Data being unable to squirm away from the ticklish sensations. He produced their blueprints and opened up their boiler, filling it with water. Sensation slowly creeped into their arms and legs, but they closed their eyes, knowing what would be next. “So you want me to try and see why you’re having low memory problems? It means I’ll have to turn you off for a little while.” Data nodded with a creak of their head, and opened their eyes just in time to watch Six reach his hand behind their head and press the button on the back of their head, their systems shutting down.
I killed her
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owlhari · 6 months
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spgtober day 16: zer0
this art's very self-indulgent, but i like to read "intertwined" as being about plurality. so i thought, what if zero had headmates? for those of you who know zero lore, maybe you can piece together what each color represents. (blue is zero himself, and the others are particular emotions or experiences)
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brooklynisher · 3 months
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If the bots fell down from an extreme height comically, then
Zer0 would cause the most damage to the area around him. About as much as a small bomb. He’ll break through the ground a bit, but he’ll be able to get out just fine.
The Spine, weighing a bunch but being very slender, would pierce through the ground. Not causing a lot of damage to the area around him, but he’ll be stuck deep underground.
Rabbit, despite the laws of gravity, would float down majestically thanks to her dress. She also uses her skeleton of an umbrella to look even more delicate.
Hatchworth would shatter all over the place. He’s fine, but he’ll be the most difficult one for the Walter Workers to deal with.
The Jon would fall right on his face like a bellyflop. He won’t cause any damage except maybe internally.
Upgrade will land on The Jon. Not the most painless route, but significantly less painful than almost everyone else.
Here’s how painful it’d be for each of them from least to most.
1. Rabbit
2. Upgrade
3. Hatchworth (His pain receptors are super janky.)
4. Zer0
5. The Spine
6. The Jon
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shinakazami1 · 11 days
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Give me a 12, 13 and 22 for rhys, soldier 🫵
FELLOW RHYS ENJOYER (krotiation I LOVE YOUR ART TOO SM GAAAAH THIS FANDOM HAS SUCH GREAT ARTISTS)
12. What's the funniest or craziest AU idea you've ever come up with?
I have in total, three AUs I have to finally write anything for fhasfsa (I do plan on posting Tales AU first chapter this week tho!!). 1) RHYS AI AU is something you saw me post snippets of - in general, it's an alternative version of Borderlands 2, where Jack kills Lilith and Roland very quickly and survives. Due to mourning for Nisha, Wilhelm and Angel, he one day writes code for a companion based on an imaginary friend he had but also, gives him some trait of each one of those he misses. While Rhys was going to slowly become the silly personality we know and love, this was my typical 'give the character therapy when they don't want it, and end up with them hurting someone else and trying to change'. 2) JUST WING IT AU is my Tales AU that starts with changes in ep 5, with how Rhys handles the news about Jack wanting to get that exoskeleton in him and focusing on exploring Jack's loneliness and adding him as the third character, making sort of second season for the game. The additional driving point would be that Loader Bot would be able to grab Gortys and run off with her, so the search for Vault would become longer Yet the AU I really hope to start exploring in the future, is this one: 3) Loss of what once happened but never before AU. It's a Borderlands 3 Rhack au that would focus on Rhys finding out he is a siren with huge time-travelling powers and the costs that come with it. He would turn back in time, when Jack was still known as John during the nights, and watch some of the consequences happen in the present during the day. He doesn't know though just how strong the butterfly effect will be...
13. What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to someday?
Characters: Timothy, Angel, Nisha, Zer0, Katagawa, Axton, Moxxi, Lilith, Roland
Ships: Rhysothy, Rhack, JackxNisha, MoxxixTimothy, Rhysagawa, Axton x Turret (cus she is my wife I luv her)
(The list prob isn't finished cus I still have to finish playing the second game and play the third one oifhaiof)
22. Give us headcanons for Rhys
He actually likes fashion and likes casual official style in general.
He has a sweet tooth but pretends to like spicy food in college.
He actually had a heterochromia before the echo eye and decided to keep it.
He admired Jack a bit but he laughed at psycho fans, as he has some critical thinking.
Even a few years after getting Atlas running again, he still tries to make some guns himself, even if he doesn't have as much time.
He was the one dumped by his ex girlfriend even if he didn't like their dynamic because he was actually scared nobody else would be into him.
He spends a lot of time in the morning preparing his hair. It's quite wavy which gets visible in wetter climates but fortunately for him, he lives mostly in dry ones.
He met Katagawa and at first, couldn't believe he had a fan even if he had some boosted ego but felt something off about him. He turned off an invitation to Zanara because he still thinks about his talk with Vaughn about being good at faking cool. That's why he is even more awkward in future games, since while chasing the younger years, he wants to show he matured, hoping that maybe that will bring Sasha back. That's also why he got the moustache - to show he is becoming more serious. Which fails miserably.
He seemed the most confident in his new Atlas CEO stage because he had to look like it. There was nobody else to help him at the time, so he tried his best to do what he had done - acted the plan out.
He still imagines his plans the same way he did in Tales - with fantasies.
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For the ask game
All character/ship specific ones will be for Tw0F4ng (if it's character specific you can just do either Fl4k or Zer0 if you want. Or both if you want to do both)
3, 5, 9, 10, 11, 12, 17, 19, 22, 24, 25
Obviously don't have to answer all of them bc it's a lot but idk I like your opinions they're neat
OF COURSE <3
3. NoTP? i dont really have one for fl4k but for zero...zerhys sorry. Im a known rhys disliker and i just dont see it 9. Write a recommendation of someone else's fic you enjoyed! THIS ONE...oh my god. i dont read fic much but this permanently rewired my brain. it influenced a lot how i interpret fl4k and zer0 and their relationship 10. What's your favourite piece of fanart for [character]? Ok im kind of just picking drawings that theyre included in because i really like them. These two 11. What's your favourite piece of fanart for [ship]? auuuug i have a hard time choosing but i think this one 12. What's the funniest or craziest AU idea you've ever come up with? I guess not funny or crazy (kind of tragic if im honest) but ive been thinking a little bit about a fl4k/zer0 au that takes place several decades in the future after most of their friends have. well. Died. (i think fl4k and zer0 would have a significantly longer lifespan than the rest of the raiders because robot and..alien(?) thing..Youve just gotta trust me on this one) Anyways i dont have any real like...plot or anything really for this au i kind of just like the concept (I am a sucker for tragedy) 19. What's your favourite thing about [the borderlands fandom] (the people in it, not the media you're all enjoying together)? So many creative people in this community...its the first real fandom space ive interacted with in a while and its nice. lots of cool people here 22. Give us a headcanon for [character] Ok normally i would answer this one but i spent all my creative energy on an essay earlier...consider this my IOU 24. What's your favourite thing about [character]? Fl4k was actually a character made in a lab for me i swear to god. An archivist bot developing sentience and deciding become a hunter to serve a personification of death... im sorry but is that not literally the coolest shit ever. Maybe it would be easier to stop falling into the stereotype of "every nonbinary character is nonhuman" if they would stop making them so fucking awesome as for zer0. their offputting demeanor and autistic swagger has captivated me
i answered as many as i could ^_^ enjoy yay
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deltaruinedcoco37 · 3 months
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SplatoonMG4 CHAPTER 1: The Gays Meet for the First Time
(Third person)
It was currently…daytime.
Probably?
Well, that's all SMG3 could make of it. Wearing a watch just never really seemed too practical, considering that he would never need to know the time here. He just needed to go through his schedule. Was it a schedule, actually? No, more of…an instruction manual.
STRIKE MAP GUARDIAN 3 (Suction-Cup Lookout - Octoling Strike)
Always be on the lookout for members of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, especially their latest recruit, Agent Four.
If an NSS Agent is seen, immediately alert all Octoling soldiers around the map to guard the Mini Zapfish. Your map is Octoling Strike, a replica of the Inkling battle map "The Reef", and you should remain hidden in one of the many buildings around the map. Avoid engaging in battle at all costs.
If the map's soldiers are defeated, you must rush them to the nearest Respawn platforms as quickly as you can. Release at least ten Squee-Gs and evacuate until the map is cleared of all ink before sending the Octolings back in.
If confronted with no escape, we have supplied you with one weapon from our limited supply. Treat it with care, and do not break it.
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, REMOVE YOUR HYPNOSHADES.
To be honest, sometimes SMG3 wasn't sure if the last instruction on the page was real. Maybe he was just imagining it. He did a double take, and-
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What was he doing again?
Right, he was going to…check the Mini Zapfish capsules.
That was it.
Although, sometimes this job seemed a bit pointless. Why keep going? Why not just let them rest for a moment, why not just leave now? He had been so busy with this shit that he'd missed Octavio's concert. Oh wait, wasn't it 'Dj ZeR0' or something like that? Kinda cringy honestly.
So many people had left, yeah. Why not him? Why stay here? What was keeping him from-
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What was he just thinking about…?
Suddenly, he heard a sound that was all too familiar to him…the sound of a certain Respawn platform linking to the soul of an Inkling.
Well.
Looks like it's time to start blasting some sweet Turquoise October in here.
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"Octolings!"
Yeah, Four knew. Mario really didn't need to tell him that, but whatever. Not like he could just tell his boss to get off the line.
Agent Four, the newest NSS Agent, sighed. "I can't believe they're still trying to steal our power! Who are they even working for anyway?…I thought Zer0 was captured. Safely this time."
Luigi, the brother who originally recruited him, thought for a second. "W-well, we don't really know…since, m-most of them left, or we freed… It could be the ones that aren't free yet?"
That was kind of solid, Four thought, Maybe he's onto something. Hey, wait- is he right?… The blue-haired Inkling squinted at the Octolings. Are they still wearing Hypnoshades?
"Is it okay if I try something a little different?" he asked the brothers. They hesitated for a moment before Mario said yes, because they knew that even if he was splatted, he had a few lives left on this janky Respawn platform. Also, Mario liked dangerous stunts and chaos.
Four grinned. "Okay. Now let's see who's behind this all!"
First, he grabbed Belle's (Sheldon's) drone and turned off the Superjump target. Which was probably the most dangerous thing an Inkling can do, but that didn't matter, he had extra lives! Now it was time to launch himself at high speeds to a random spot in this place where he could end up anywhere from exactly where he needed to be to an Octarian dumpster in the city below.
C R A S H
Goddammit, that fucking hurt. Not really, since Inklings are strong, but yeah…who would've expected this? Who could've possibly expected that with infinite possibilities, one of them could be crashing through the side of a fucking building-
"AGENT 4! A-ARE YOU OKAY?!" Luigi was terrified, and for good reason. This was uncharted territory for the NSS…an Octarian city…
Wait, no. It was just one of those fake buildings the Octarians made to mimic The Reef. No wonder it was so empty.
What's that over there?
Was that…
A…
ZAPFISH?!
Whoa. Four didn't think he would find one of these little guys so unguarded…why was its capsule just sitting here?
"[Inkling.]"
He felt the uncomfortable sensation of ink that wasn't his own color touching him.
An Octobrush, and an Octarian…holding it to the side of his face. More specifically, an Octoling with violet tentacles, wielding a rather powerful-looking brush stained with magenta ink… definitely not a soldier, but what?
Carp. How would he even get out of this?
"[What's one of YOUR KIND doing here?]" the Octoling screeched. "[You've taken EVERYTHING. Our electricity, our king, our time, our LIVES. And you have the NERVE-]" he harshly glared at the Inkling- "[-to just BARGE INTO my workspace?! You…you absolute fucking dipshit!]"
Uh oh, that Octoling sounded…mad… Four thought.
Which was why it was horrible…that the Agent didn't understand a single word of the Runic that was being spoken.
"U-uuh, you're completely mistaken!" he exclaimed. "I-I'm one of you! Definitely! See, I…I knew the way here!" Four's eyes darted around the room for a second before he pointed at the hole in the wall. "Oh, wait…"
Yeah, he was not making it out of here alive. He just…uh…had to listen to this guy monologue for another minute before the sweet release of death- well, not really, since the whole Respawn platform thing. Wow…this guy will just not shut up. He must never get to monologue to anyone, that sounds…sad. :(
"[…And finally, after SO MANY defeats…we- no, I will strike you down, Agent Four!]" the Octoling yelled. "[Since I'm Strike Map Guardian 3, or SMG3, I've always felt like it has been my duty to…]"
Okay, this was actually kind of sad now. When will he stop…
Wait, 'SMG3'? That didn't sound like a word in Runic, Square, or Round…sure, maybe it was in Halfmoon, Bold, or Sign, but probably not since those were Inkling languages. Was that…his name?
He did hear about some Octarians from Beaker's Depot not having proper names.
"Uh- th-that's…cool! I'm sorry, but I have to get going…yeah…I'm totally one of you guys, so I have evil crap to do! My name is SMG4!" He weakly smiled. "Can I…"
SMG3 was not impressed. No one would be, though, the only thing really impressive about this was Agent Four's sheer stupidity. Lying to an Octoling. As an Inkling. About being an Octoling. While speaking in an Inkling language. Fucking idiot.
It wasn't a surprise when the Map Guardian finally smacked Agent Four to the ground with his Octobrush, leaving the Inkling with barely any HP… but he was still alive, and mildly annoyed now. "Hey! What was that for?! I listened to your villain monologue…"
At this point, Mario was done with just listening in silence. "Agent Four! You've gone coo-coo crazy if you think you can still get out of this! USE VIOLENCE!"
Unfortunately, it was loud enough for SMG3 to hear. Suddenly, his Hypnoshades flashed a bright red and he raised his Octobrush. "NO!" Mario screamed. "THOSE RESPAWN POINTS COST A FORTUNE IN POWER EGGS TO USE! YOU CAN'T DIE!"
Agent Four quickly shifted into his Squid form and began charging up an attack, deciding to try out that new Splatlandian technique. There was a flash of recognition on SMG3's face where he knew he'd seen that before, from other Octolings with experiences outside Octo Canyon. The people who were born on the surface, sometimes (mistakenly) captured and brought underground, had showed him…
Squid Surge. No no no- Four was going to- Three had to get out of the way!-
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SEEK AND DESTROY
He swung his brush just a millisecond too late. He didn't want to. He had to. But why he did wasn't what mattered, the only thing that mattered now was that he would never be ordered around like this anymore. Blue ink stained his face, and he heard the Zapfish's capsule being shattered. The lights shut off in the building, leaving only the light coming in through the window from the screens that lined the Octoling Strike map's dome.
SMG3 heard the rush of ink that told him that Agent Four had launched himself out of the building, and probably the Octoling Strike map too. Everything was so much…clearer now, for some reason, the sights and sounds in reality.
A pair of Hypnoshades lay on the ground in front of him, cracked, flickering, broken.
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AAAND there we have the first chapter of SplatoonMG4! If you're new to this, check out the pinned post on my blog for SplatoonMG4!
See y'all soon!
- Coco
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