#or we gonna square up

[hawkzeyes]

Aaaaaree they about to kiss rn... cause....

New Avengers : The Reunion #1 (2009)

#clint barton #marvel #marvel comics #hawkeye #james bucky barnes #captain america #winter soldier #winterhawk #bucky barnes #also james watch ya mouth about kate #or we gonna square up #idc how pretty boy you are

[redhoodie1723]

the imaginary carlos and charles beef that some fans are convinced is going on is giving Netflix DTS trying to convince us that charles and sebastian were mortal enemies that prayed on each other’s downfall nightly

#can’t people be happy or sad for one driver without tearing the other down #ik teammates are often pitted against each other and stuff but like #they’re both having good seasons #they’re both showing off their strengths #charles is still doing well in the WDC and even tho max is likely to win this year charles is still gonna get more chances with ferrari #and carlos is doing a great job in showing other teams why they should give him a seat next season #regardless of whether u think they’re good friends or just coworkers it’s clear they respect each other a lot #and i get being upset that charles didn’t podium in suzuka #but that’s not carlos’ fault and he did everything that he should’ve #charles still has a phenomenal race and his fans shouldn’t insult carlos simply for racing #and similarly carlos’ fans shouldn’t insult charles for not placing higher than carlos #when charles has shown how good and consistent of a driver he is in the past few races #just because the two latest ferrari wins have been carlos’ doesn’t mean charles is suddenly “overhyped” or “washed up” #like chill y’all #focus on the bigger issues #like whatever the fuck is going on williams #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #cl16 #cs55 #ferrari #formula 1 #f1 #1655 #c squared #2024 japanese gp #as a maybe month old fan i probably shouldn’t be having many opinions about this #but whatever lmfao #they’re both hot why are we pitting them against each other #they hate when two sexy bitches are winning

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great #gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but #it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go #unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job #college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3 #but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh #sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere' #and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop' #and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what' #absolutely unprompted #AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT #i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people #i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her #while she rambles and feeds me grapes #yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things #coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff #i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed #i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square... #hm. thinking #oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet #OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY #excuse me everyone i have something to finish

[nudibutch]

had to quietly square off with two men 4x my size for 20 min at the club last night w my sister and cousin bc they were big mad i was guarding drinks and clocked them as predators immediately and i just really need a femme to hold me right now bc i am so tired after my adrenal response kicked in for what felt like half an hour after and didnt get back home till 1am and got shit sleep

#they came up to us VERY CLOSE and asked what RACE WE WERE? 'because yall look a little different' #[we're part arab] #i was also the ONLY gay person there #it was just wee woo wee woo these guys are looking to roofie or hate crime #one of them was PISSED i was there and clearly sober he kept purposefully looking over his shoulder at me and holding eye contact #and i was like oh god we have to get out of here dot gif #run 'fight or flight dot exe'? #i wish so much in that moment there was a femme there to stand with me to be my secondary diffuser when i wanted to tell them to shove off #and hold me after #my sister was good at diffusing but i was very clearly pissed i did not make it subtle i was squaring off with 2nd guy the whole time #w new TN drag ban bill though i just #it was a lot #the whole thing was a lot #like they could have been anyone #sex traffickers weird creeps undercover cops #i need to get jacked. like if im gonna continue coming down here. i have to get jacked. for my own safety #slug.personal

[frecklystars]

Do you think Driver would protect me from bugs?? Stomp them to death with his hooves?? 😭😭 a giant ass palmetto bug crawled onto my goddamn leg and STAYED THERE no matter how many times I swatted at it and I am SHAKING

#i haven’t watched the nice guys yet but I want to imagine Holland would spray half a can of raid onto that beast while shrieking ‘JESUS!!!’ #FUCKING PROTECT ME PLEASE #Ken would square up roll his fists like he’s gonna fight the bug but the second he lays eyes on it he’s like OH NOT TODAY BARBIES #pick me up and scooby-doo that shit we are running tf outta that room and burning the Dreamhouse down

[dk-ghostmachines]

"Kipperlilly's team is trying to get us kicked out of school."

not gonna point fingers or name names, but I hope everyone who thought the Bad Kids were bullies for their attitude towards Kipperlilly, is going to the store and buying brand new thinking caps.

#not defending bullying cause check it out gang that wasnt bullying #also what favor you dumb cow half of them are gonna fail #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #we can critique the system or we can square up over personal beef make the call Fourdogs

[silenthillbunni]

ig i just personally dont rlly vibe w ppl who think that merely saying 'i wish they died' just to lighten the heavy weight of their overwhelming emotions (that they cant control may i add) is the same thing as actively actually murdering someone 💀

#did u know that venting can actually make someone feel a bit better and less inclined to act on thoughts..... #when u create environment in society where u force everyone to supress and hide all their ugly thoughts and emotions #those feelings will grow stronger and stronger and poison you #and that's why ppl eventually explode when it cant be contained anymore #ppl expressing things - that they prob dont even mean or want to be true or a reality #is nowhere near the same thing as ppl acting on it or causing others harm #but then also i am of the opinion that *everyone* deserves help and treatment. ppl shouldnt be discarded and labeled as broken or crazy #sm ppl have overwhelming emotions they cant control bc all of our brains are different. there should be *quality* help available for everyo #instead we live in a society that shames ppl. that push ppl into boxes and say #if u dont fit into this tiny neat little square u are ugly broken disgusting and reprihensible!!! #then they just banish u to the shadows where they dont have to see u or look at u #anyway this is a whole society thing that is connected to this issue in my braib #brain* #what i was gonna say was that i personally think venting and expressing your thoughts - no matter how ugly they are #is necessary for humans. esp when it's in a space where the potential target of the thoughts wont see #esp when there are no plans of taking yhe thoughts into action #asl long as u can separate complaining and venting ur frustrations and causing someone (undeserved) harm irl #thats just who i am and this is my blog and i dont appreciate ppl telling me #that i have to shove it all back inside and im not allowed to express anything #if you're a wasp who thinks everything should be bottled up. that everything should be expressed delicately #then u do you. but you do not tell me that i have to conform to your ways. i find your ways harmful and regressive #so maybe we should just go our separate ways huh? everyone arent meant to get along #theres no use in arguing or fighting or reprimanding ppl everytime u see smth u dont agree with #esp when all u see is a *thought* that causes no material harm to another person. then u should just be on ur merry way

[teabutmakeitazure]

On this fine Monday afternoon I am suffering from an eye infection in both of my peepers

#lets bring out the list shall we #ahem #1. extreme allergies to the point of nosebleeds #2. 103° fever which i was unaware of and casually doing everything while feeling inconvenienced by my fleshy prison just to find out the- #-fever an entire day later when my legs could not support me anymore #3. a sore throat where my ability to speak was taken away for almost an entire week #4. a 102° fever which somehow came after writing a scene in a fic about a fever #5. my voice gone from a sore throat and allergies again but for only a few days this time #6. this #and this is all in the span of 4 weeks #WHO IS CURSING MEIF ITS ONE OF YOU SQUARE UP WE'RE GONNA SETTLE THIS #zuri rambles

[vimbry]

me and the work girlies having socialist convos at the end of the day

#funny as hell like. we finished our workload about half an hour early #because they've hired so many of us temps. who are improving at the job each day #that there's just been less to spread around #yet bc work culture is dumb our manager suddenly told everyone to push the carts we'd already sorted #into a square in the middle of the floor? which we've never done before #and the permanent staff had no idea why either. they were also confused but resigned #I passed one and said ''hey so is this just because we have 20 minutes of the shift left'' #and she just laughed and shrugged and was like idk ask him lmaooo #definition of busywork #so we're all just standing around for 10 minutes until the manager starts calling people over to move... other stuff idk. #and I'm walking to join them when this small group of coworkers behind me goes HEY #you don't need to go. look he's got enough people and he's not looking stay heeere #so we just end up swapping stories about the managers giving us tips to process the conveyer faster #even tho we uhhh work SO hard already. :) #and one woman went ''I was thinking. ummm. I could go faster. but you gonna pay me more??? so I worked slower ❤️'' #nothing but respect for us grunts here tho vs the management. I've never known a single person in the 3 weeks I've been here #to not come and help someone who looks busy on the opposite conveyer when theirs is slow #turns out people are naturally nice and helpful when you don't take advantage and try and make them work harder #bosses will never learn this <3

[tacit-semantics]

HALFWAY BABY

#id in alt #fucked up triangle!!!!!!! now we gotta bring it back around. fucked up square. #biggest thing I’ve done so far by a LOT and I’ve messed up a few squares accordingly hoping it’ll pull together once I start the actually #embroidery though. thinking I’m gonna set it up on a big piece of cardboard so I can block pin etc in relative peace sjsjs. here’s to hoping #at any rate. #netting #fiber arts #my work #trypophobia

[madeimpact]

I'm gonna try and write my intro post for the Halloween event ahead of time, but in case I get busy ( and also because I don't think I'm going to have time to draw everyone ):

Sora obviously already has a canon Halloweentown transformation, and I'm going to be referring to sunjuicy's Roxas scarecrow and FrankenVen for the other two kh boys just because their designs are so cute I love them

Noctis is going to be a werecat. For the majority of the event, he's pretty much going to look like his miqo'te alt, but when the full moon hits, he's going full black cat.

Prompto is the one that needs a drawn reference the most, because he's going to be a chocobo harpy. His arms will be his wings, with clawed hands and feet ( so the poor dude still has some use of his hands ). Think this vibe for how his body / anatomy is gonna work, just...yellow. Very feathered and capable of being quite the songbird, but unfortunately just as flightless as the bird he takes after.

And everyone else who's previously participated in the event retains their same transformations <3 ( Ultimate Chimera Lucas, demon Pit and Dark Pit, witch Cammie, and eva-style Angel Shinji for the two people that are interested in him )

#event: spooky smashing fun #i seriously doubt i'm going to have the time / ability to juggle EVERYONE i want to send to the event #so the focus is primarily gonna be on the square boys #but i'm listing everyone out so that the options are there for people participating <3 #❛ ooc: shut up neg. #❛ event: aw shit; here we ghoul again! ( halloweentown 2023 ) #❛ worldbuilding: smash. #i am not tagging this with individual hc tags

[robotsafari]

was trying to see if i could outclass a triple-a unreal engine game in the whimsy department (i think i did.)

#beep boop you want fries with that #kingdom hearts #ansem #i dont even know what the original scene is and i dont care. #i know theyre not handling ansem well. #you didnt even try to recreate his fuckass smile smh #if this shows up in the tag idgaf i use it for easy sorting . get real. #i didnt want to sound pretentious im just mad. #fucking. im gonna miss you ansem. fuck off. he never went anywhere. #what if we all blew up. they did nothing interesting with ansem post-com. you dont do anything new with him. #you never bothered to ask the questions no one wanted to ask about this character #maybe im just insane but. maybe if riku got ansem to talk about literally anything else #[SQUARE-ENID UNLEASHES FIRING SQUAD UPON ME] #not even gonna bother correcting that typo #anyway im gonna go back to working on that ansem essay #huh what who said that

[sapphicdib]

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#i think this is just my irritability from my meds #so i’m putting my rant down in the tags #im going to delete this later but i just needed to get this out bc i’ve seen it quite a few times now #but if i see one more fuckin person say something along the lines of ‘stop drawing the iterators/slugcats in this way because it’s boring #or wrong or doesn’t match up with MY HEADCANON’ #im gonna fucking lose it. if you want to see slugcats or iterators drawn how YOU like them. why don’t YOU draw them. or YOU pay other #artists you draw them for you? #the fact that some people are so god damn entitled to fanworks that passionate people are making FOR FREE #this isn’t about any of my followers or anything and i block people who say shit like that on sight but for real. #your interpretations of characters and designs are not the end all be all. i interpret sigs shape language as pointy! a lot of the fandom #sees her as square! you know what i DONT do? make posts about how artists should stop drawing him square #you know what i DO do? draw her pointy MYSELF! #i’ll delete this later bc it really doesn’t matter and it’s NOT directed at any of my followers or moots it’s just a general thing ive seen #you do realize that most of what we have to go off of are 10 pixel tall muppets right. #going crazy stupid with designs is FUN! im beginning to think some of y’all take this shit WAY too seriously lmao #anyways.

[ranofthewired]

putting on my tinfoil hat and assuming that agent 4 will appear in the dlc but is being kept more as a secret for now

#something something either they assist you at some point/you come across them/there's some kind of twist involving them #assuming this is more of an exploration of agent 8's mind i would assume their literal friend and roommate would maybe show up #even if not i'd assume the villain (probably tartar but maybe there's a new one) could use them against 8 #especially since captain already showed up in the main story mode (though if they actually did show up in the dlc i'd welcome that) #(but that just seems unlikely) #(tangent alert) #or maybe we actually get to know the other octoling mentioned in one of 8's poems #maybe there's a twist with marina?? going off of that glitched image #but i digress #or maybe we get another story dlc but that's very unlikely #though they can't just end the saga without them showing up at least one more time that'd be dumb as hell #plus you're gonna show us a fucked up dying inkopolis square without the silly inkling? come on devs come on #i need more agent 4 content or i will be going feral they have a lot of potential okay #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 dlc #side order #splatoon side order #splatoon 3 side order #splatoon 3 spoilers #splatoon 3 wave 2 #splatoon 3 agent 4 #splatoon 2 agent 4 #agent 4 #splatoon agent 4 #crying #ranofthewired

[soulsxng]

Teaching my bro how to play ff.xiv, and he just went "Is this hooded guy a mainline person? Why does he talk like-- oh shit I'm passing out. Wait no I'm not, I'm just having visions of Thancred!"

"...That sounded gay didn't it. Not those kinds of visions, he's not that hot. I can tell he thinks he is, though."

#[what is she getting us into now? -ooc-] #the sound I made #and then he went back to asking why Urianger talks like 'one of those old timey people that didn't leave their house' #Me: A scholar? #Bro: I guess so yeah. I like him better than Thancred though. Thancred was a dick to me at first and now #Bro: he thinks he can just be all friendly and 'you know I think we might've gotten off on the wrong foot' YEAH BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ASS #Bro: I'm gonna square up with this mofo Urianger is a bro so he can live

[hella1975]

i never considered how brave my neurotypical flatmate is for willingly choosing to live with two diagnosed ADHD flatmates but she was out all last night in nottingham leaving the two of us alone and it was HELL we were just going back and forth over what to do bc we both wanted to do SOMETHING but neither of us knew what like we were pacing and shouting at each other and then it went quiet for a while before my flatmate completely seriously just went ‘…. we could try acid?’ like there was no impulse control to speak of my flatmate took it to nottingham with her

#like yk that horrible adhd feeling when you KNOW you need to do something like ur skin is practically crawling with the need for it #but you can’t think of anything and all the piercing shops are closed #it was like that but squared bc me and my flatmate both got hit with it at once #and we’ve not rlly spent time together ALONE when we’re both like that for ages now #so we were both just like ‼️‼️ARGHHHHH‼️‼️ #and usually we’re quite compatible BECAUSE we get it bc one will have this feeling and the other will come up with normal shit to do #like go to the cinema or the bars or something to Satiate The Urge without doing something extremely dangerous and out of character #BUT WE WERE BOTH OUT OF ACTION AND MY FLATMATE ABANDONED US TO IT #we did not do acid dw <3 I did think I was going to murder my flatmate in cold blood tho #and now I feel really restless so im gonna go out and hopefully not spend all my money on pointless shit for no reason #hella goes to uni