#oriental man

[smallpapers]

NOW EAT THIS SUCKAAAAAA

edit: print available!

#the owl house #luz noceda #philip wittebane #titan luz #watching and dreaming #Toh spoilers #gooplos #emperor Belos #good witch luzura #Toh s3 #Toh s3 spoilers #man the amount of detail I had to go through #I might release a speed paint but it’s gonna be hard to watch due to the portrait orientation #anyways I m gonna go pass out now so I don’t have to think about how hard it’ll flop on twt #myart

[spider-artdump]

#silly stuff #spider man #object oriented ontology #animist horror #chuck tingle writes “Spider-Man” #comic excerpt

[littletissueghosts]

Transmasc Person: "I am a straight guy, since I am a guy who loves women."

Toxic Queer People™: "Ew, straight guys are all predators, since only non-queer people are straight! Anyways, discrimination against straight men isn't real, even when they're a minority."

Transmasc Person: "Okay, I am a lesbian, since even if I'm not a woman, I still have a connection to womanhood."

Toxic Queer People™: "Lesbian is woman-only! If you are in any way a man or not a woman, you are not a lesbian! Transmascs can never be lesbians or have a connection to womanhood/a lack of manhood! Stop invading the lesbian community!"

I dare you to make it make sense.

#transhet #transmasc lesbian #transmasc #trans mlw #trans man #anti radical feminism #anti exclusionist #radinclus #critinclus #transandrophobia #let trans people define their own relation with gendered terms ffs #trans people need to be allowed to define their own relationship with gendered terms #even if it means that they may be using the “incorrect” word for their orientation #no I do not advocate for calling trans MLW overall lesbians #but if that is the term a trans man uses to describe himself he should not be forbidden from using it #it's 2023 #we need to stop with the “men sneaking into the LGBTQ+ community” radfem rhetoric #q word #tw discourse

[life-imitates-art-far-more]

Charles Cordier (1827-1905) "Bust of a Moor"

#sculpture #sculptures #art #artwork #male portrait #charles cordier #bronze #marble #fine art #french artist #drapery #portrait of a man #orientalism #moor #muslim #1800s #19th century

[rookesbane]

How long 'til we call this love?

#hey y'all #it’s time for our irregularly scheduled twelveclara relapse #this song man #this song!!!! #it fits them so perfectly #lyrics are from distance by christina perri btw in case anyone wants to know #whouffaldi #twelveclara #doctor who #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #dw #dwedit #dwgifs #timelordgifs #mummy on the orient express #motoe #in the forest of the night #death in heaven #dw series 8 #dw s8 #peter capaldi #jenna coleman #mine

[hauntedpearl]

ykw. i don't think I've seen anyone on supernatural mention eating seafood. what's that about.

#is it too 'oriental' ahdgfhfjjfkfkf #man eat only animal meat bc america??

[djobiny]

CW: MILD GORE, BLOOD, WOUNDS

Psycho Killer

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

#Get it? Because they’re floating heads? And the band is talking heads? and they’re killers? #I’m sorry #Idk about you but I love exploring what their damage looks like #going back to my roots with this one #my old sketchbooks are so horror oriented man #anyways #billy loomis #billy x stu #scream #scream 1996 #scream fanart #stu macher #stu x billy #stuilly #stuilly fanart

[lunarblazes]

love that like literally everyone in double life has referred to their soulmate romantically at least once. except grian. grian referred to his soulmate romantically BEFORE he knew they were scar and then NEVER AGAIN

#he would rather DIE than date this man. #i love that he keeps almost saying relationship and then switching to. soul…bound… #he also continues to romantically refer to bigb #so it’s literally just scar. he just wants to badly to be out of here AHSKDJFK #grian #dlsmp #❤️ mawwiage #trafficshipping #dlshipping #<- this one is a bit more romance oriented than they usually are

[dike-retraining]

need to be filled full of cum, fucked stupid and then post my “happy lesbian awareness week” instagram selfies just for everyone to know

#cnc free use #corruption kink #dyke conversion #dykebreaking #f0rced breeding #older man younger woman #orientation play #patriarchy kink #fucked str8 #lesbian conversion

[pinkishhologram]

those poorly written tacked-on het crushes are sooo much nicer when you read them in a dykebreaking/acebreaking perspective.

oh, that girl had so much chemistry with the other female lead, but got a cookie-cutter boyfriend at the last minute to enforce heteronormative standards? noo, don't worry! that boyfriend just taught her the joys of Men, and fixed her silly delusions <3

that girl could be easily read as aro/ace and the presence of a male love interest only seems to invalidate her whole arc and make her seem kind of bland? don't be silly! he just taught her that she needs a Man to survive, and helped her overcome her fear of real love.

that girl who loses all her personality and development to become the male lead's side piece should be a role model! who needs representation when you can have inspiration like this?

#obligatory i am an aro bisexual woman and this is all fantasy #.....unless someone wants to come into my asks and indoctrinate me for real? haha jkjk..... #unless...😳 #orientation play #dykebreaking #acebreaking #orientation play with aro ppl is sooo underrated #like i just want a good Man to teach me what real Love is! #but people GOTTA keep 'respecting my identity' and 'being decent people' #sighhhhh #someone bully me into changing my mind?

[ioverbug]

my man teased me all night yesterday … he kept rubbing his dick over my clit and hole but wouldn’t put it and i got so needy and desperate it was almost embarrassing 😫… but when he finally pushed his dick into me i nearly came in seconds. I dont know how i used to have ‘sex’ without a dick present. Nothing competes with a big man drilling his cock into you and cumming deep inside ☺️

#dykebreaking #orientation play #lgetsd #you guys need to get yourselves a big hunky man!!!!

[sweetly-yours-and-mine]

rip henry winter i dont think you would have survived the computer science for non computer science majors obligatory course every liberal arts major has to do nowadays

#that man would code his first hello world in python and promptly drop out #object oriented programming would set him on fire #henry winter #the secret history #incredibly niche post but it was made only for me #though in my heart of hearts i feel that if he committed he would become a cs bro

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#silly hours #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind' #and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life' #toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned' #and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit' #girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!! #Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??' #now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader. #and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play. #You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

[aceredshirt13]

having read nearly all of the Jeeves short stories, it’s so funny to me that Bertie’s bisexuality manifests as casting a wide but shallow net at girls and a narrow but ridiculously deep net at men. He thinks girls are pretty on a reasonably frequent basis, and has tried to marry at least four women thus far (not counting the unwanted engagements), but when it doesn’t work out he’s over it in 24 hours. Meanwhile he shows absolutely no interest in and never gives flattering depictions of 99% of the men in his life, but will praise Jeeves to anyone who will listen, wax poetic about his appearance (and get defensive on his behalf about it when a child insults it), and is absolutely inconsolable when they are separated.

(also Bertie is in no way allosexual. he is canonically terrified at the thought of reproducing. and due to the narrow but deep net on the other end I don’t imagine he’s going around sleeping with loads of men, either. that man’s either demi as hell or just entirely ace)

#red randomness #jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #wooves #jooster #100 and up neat #finally determined my take on Bertie orientation and had to get the thoughts out #granted I have only read the first three short story collections + Extricating Young Gussie (re: none of the novels or last two stories) #so I can’t speak for the few stories following that or any of the novels #but this is my StanceTM #curious to see what that pastiche Jeeves and the Wedding Bells is like and whether or not it matches this #because if it’s focused on a Bertie het romance then I have trouble seeing it #he truly doesn’t seem invested enough in women for it to carry a whole book??? #they’re more like crushes or cheery whims #while Jeeves is so close to his heart that he can’t bear to be without him. a source of comfort as a person beyond just what the man does #side note there are two pastiches I’ve heard about that put Bertie with Bobbie Wickham and that sounds untenable lmao #Bertie would be at his wit’s end #also I heard she gets a guy later anyway?? and at this point Bertie’s already fallen out of love with her besides??? #truly the greatest sin of those two pastiches is separating him from Jeeves though. good fucking luck #it also sounds like the show is kinda different?? but I’ve never seen it #anyway I’m rambling without all the information so maybe this is total nonsense but hey!

[maxphilippa]

no balloon isn't canonically aromantic nor is he canonically aroace. he IS canonically arospec, though. there is a whole spectrum there. he can be whatever the fuck you want him to be. he can feel attraction but it may vary/depend, he may confuse romantic and platonic attraction, he could only be interesed on a queeplatonic relationship, he could not be interesed, he could be romance repulsed, or in any case it could just be the way he explains his points on his interview, that he doesn't exactly get the need to be on a romantic relationship but that he gets that it makes other objects happy.

#inanimate insanity #ii #inanimate insanity invitational #ii 2 #ii 3 #inanimate insanity balloon #ii balloon #balloon ii #yes balloon is canonically arospec however claiming that he is aromantic straight forward as a fact is erasing the other aro-oriented- #-labels and asexual and aro DON'T have to go together. my man is aroallo 👍

[daftpatience]

man rodeoh hasnt added my not so good review and now im starting to wonder if theres some suspicious reason they dont have any reviews under 4 stars

#its an underwear brand i tried out awhile ago #they felt really cheap and thin and unstretchy when they arrived and within a year completely fell apart at the seams #like i ripped the waistband right off from just putting them on. #the croctches wore right out to nothing and im not even active! i hardly do anything! #and like maybe a year is too much to ask for clothing nowadays but idk i feel like they should last longer than that #i cant afford to replace all my underwear every year #also for tboy oriented underwear i was sorely disappointed that they didnt have pad functionality #idk man #rodeoh #maybe they just arent made for big fat guys idk #the inseam was awkwardly proportioned so it crumpled a lot under my belly but wasnt long enough to go over it #i tried to record a video of how easy it was to pull em apart but it just made me look really strong and also like the start of an OF #i need some validation that im not the only one that experienced this iim dying squirtle