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weebsinstash · 4 months

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fuck my life but I realized if you make a venn diagram of "all the different ideas I've had for yandere Valentino" with "shit Mammon would probably do or has already done canonically" it would basically be a fucking circle and I haaaaaate that because now it means this selfish australian bastard is under my radar

You damage something when you fall into Hell and be stuck in servitude, working off paying the bill? Uhhhh obviously the greedy money scam guy would do that! Tack on extra bullshit charges like late fees, or charging you more than the damage is worth? Definitely just an excuse to keep you around longer.

Grifting pervert who will exploit you for cash? Mam and Val are brothers in arms. You could be working for Mammon as like A JANITOR and one day this fucking clowning hustler pops up, "oi so, remember that employee contract I had ya sign? So, about that fine print--" and you find out you accidentally like CONTRACTUALLY AGREED to giving him your likeness, and he's been fucking sexbots of you on the fly, just, shamelessly. Is he even selling them for profit? No. They're just for him. Tells you to your face. Lets ya see em. Acts like you're full of shit and tweekin if you even mildly insinuate this means he wants to fuck you and the robots are just a placeholder, that's ridiculous, shut the fuck up, you're uggo, why would he want you

Abusive alcoholic misogynistic pigs who will cut you down and take shots at your self esteem to neg you into obedience? Literally fucking canon. Valentino did it constantly on the Instagram accounts and also does it in the Angel Dust comic, and we saw how Mammon treats Fizz

Both of them would call you a cunt although for wildly different reasons lmao

Absolutely always walking the mental tightrope of "would they pimp you out just for cash and maybe the cuckoldry of it or keep you to themselves" but I think on the off chance Mammon decided to "advertise" you, he would be EXCESSIVE with it. Whatever would make money, but, he's, also totally using it to make and do things for hinself. Sex bots, dirty magazines, photo catalogs, calendars, lingerie lines, ridiculous unrelated sponsorships. You're over here absolutely humiliated while he's thoroughly enjoying his new collection of naughty memorabilia of you. Honestly either of them could do this honestly. I've even thought of the hilarious alternative where shit of you doesn't even sell but Val/Mam/Ozzie whomever decides to keep peddling it anyways because they're obsessed with their baby and they want to show em off to everyone with eyes that can see em

and who can forget the classic... "oh, you just died, poor baby ;) well I could give you a place to sleep for the night, but ;) you'd have to ;) earn it ;)" and whatever you do that night becomes potential blackmail

If I had a nickel for every time there was an abusive perverted four armed creep who exploits their workers for money and sex down in Hell, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it sure is kinky it happened twice

#yandere hazbin hotel #yandere hellaverse #yandere helluva boss #yandere x reader #ughhhh the 19th cannot come soon enough #sinprompts

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things-arent-what-they-seem66 · 5 days

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You know it isn’t truly a marriage and wedding if the people getting married haven’t had had a bachelor/bachelorette party

what I’m trying to say can we PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Get a one shot of Adam and Lucifer at their respective bachelor parties Adam with the girls and Angel, and Lucifer with Husk and his brothers Mammon and Ozzie(since we all know Alastor being there is out of the question)

"Come on, it's motherfucking party time, bitch!" Angel shouted as he shoved Adam towards the hotel door. "You're getting married and we are throwing you a bitching bachelor party."

"Fucking sweet!" Adam exclaimed, he couldn't believe that him and Lucifer were finally getting married after all these years. "Is that what I think it is!?"

"A party bus!" Angel said as he showed it off. "We will be riding around the city and stopping at bars and clubs. We are gonna get fucked up!"

"Not too fucked up I hope. We do have to tie the knot tomorrow." Came Lucifer's voice from behind Adam. "Have fun."

"You too, Ozzie and Mammon should be here soon, yeah?" Adam was pulled into a goodbye kiss that lasted a little longer than needed.

"Come ON! You have your whole afterlife to suck each other's faces, let's go before Charlie changes her mind." Angel said.

Adam rolled his eyes and pulled away. "I'll see you tomorrow. Love you."

"Love you." Lucifer watched as Adam got in the bus and it drove away and at that moment a portal opened with his brothers coming through.

Adam was greeted by Charlie, Vaggie, Cherry and the whole interior of the bus decked out with decorations.

Mainly dicks.

Adam laughed, "Holy shit look at all the dicks!" There was even penis pasta. Angel put a sash and plastic brown on Adam's head. The word bride was crossed out and the groom written below. "Thanks...."

Angel grabbed some shots. "Let's fucking go!"

Everyone cheered and did a shot as they were off to their first destination.

Lucifer, Ozzie, Mammon, and Husk sat around the lobby drinking bourbon. Alastor didn't want to participate and frankly Lucifer considered his absence a wedding gift.

"I remember when you brought that sinner down to lust when he got dosed with a love potion." Ozzie mentioned as he drank his drink. "Little shit humped my pillow."

"Ha!" Mammon laughed.

"Ozzie! You promised to leave that one alone." Lucifer said, he knew telling embarrassing stories was a part of this, but damn!

"Oh hush!"

"Oi! I remember when you first introduced me to your mate, what a spit fire he was yeah." Mammon recalled. "Wanted to rip his head off, the attitude on that one."

Husk chimed in with his own. "You think that's bad? Try living with them as they danced around their fucking feelings for eachother."

Lucifer hid his face in his hands. This was going to be a long night.

Adam did so many shots he lost count. They were at their third location, which was a strip club. Apparently, everyone organized for him to get a special strip tease.

The whole time he was watching this guy strip and move seductively, the more his mind thought of Lucifer. Sure this guy was hot, but he wasn't his King.

When he was done Adam felt so flustered. "That was something."

"Are you excited to get married tomorrow Adam?" Charlie asked, they formed a special bond over his time in Hell.

"Fuck yeah! You know what that means, I'll be your step-dad." He turned to Vaggie who was looking sour. "I'll be your fucking father-in-law bitch!"

Vaggies eyes went wide. "Oh shit."

Angel came up and handed Adam another shot. "Bottoms up bitch!"

Adam threw it back. He was feeling pretty drunk at this point but he didn't want to stop.

Charlie wasn't drinking cause she was driving and Vaggie was so pussy whipped she only did what her girlfriend did.

So it was Adam, Angel, and Cherry getting beyond wasted together. Speaking of which, it was time to get their dance on!

Lucifer wanted to disappear into the couch as Husk kept talking about how he and Adam were obviously in love for the longest time yet they avoided each other.

And they both ranted about their mutual pining to Husk. Fuck him.

"One time they got so drunk at the bar they actually started flirting with one another." Husk said, the others were listening to his every word. "That's when the short King here made a move."

Ozzie gasped. "Noooooo, while drunk? Not classy Lucifer."

"I barely remember that night." Which was a lie, he remembered it. It was one of the first times he made out with Adam.

"Well I do. You shared this sloppy drunk kiss before you took him to bed."

Fuck he missed Adam. He'd be able to get Husk and everyone else to shut their hole.

Lucifer really couldn't wait to marry him.

Fuck Adam missed Lucifer, at least then he could be held as the fucking bus spined in his vision.

Currently he was eating that pasta dry, anything to help absorb some alcohol.

"This tastes like ass."

Angel snorted. "Which is funny cause it's little dicks." He took some for himself.

"This has been fun but now I'm just trying not to fucking puke." Too much to drink, he'd be lucky if he didn't throw up.

"You're just not used to drinking still." Cherry said from her spot on the couch. "Being old doesn't help."

If Adam wasn't drunk that would have pissed him off. He just focused on his stomach and thought of Lucifer.

He couldn't wait to marry him, at long last.

#adamsapple #lucifer x adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #ask

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arackniss-that-spider · 4 months

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throws a box of chocolates labeled with 'ozzies aphrodites' at your face

"Oi- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?-"

...

"..what are these anyway." He inspects the box confused

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riddle-me-ri · 1 year

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Ok the jealousy scenarios with the riddler was so good!!!!! Do u think u can do it with the penguins too? 🐧

A/N: sure thing anon! I hope you and the other anon doesn't mind but since these two were strongly jealousy trope based I've decided to combine them. So some pengys will be jealous of a co-worker at the Iceberg! Hope y'all don't mind!

Jealousy Scenarios with the Penguins

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Ozzie was a fairly envious man. No matter how hard he tried to hide…

- It still came out in violent outbursts or silent seething as he planned someone's swift end.

- He was especially jealous of someone vying for your attention.

- Right now, he was fuming about a certain two-faced gent, that occasionally visited.

- The way Dent looked at you, smirked at you, talked to you. Disgusted Oswald.

- Oz abruptly came up behind you, nearly startling you.

- “Oi, Dent! I asked you ‘ere on business…don’t turn it into your funeral.”

- Harvey chuckled but nods his head acknowledging the threat. He walks away not without winking at you though.

- You show a gratuitous amount of gratitude towards Oswald, having finally got rid of him.

- You likely spend the rest of the evening by his side, kissing his cheek, and praising him.

- Reassure him he has nothing to worry about.

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- He's too busy climbing to the top. To be the best of the best, he can't stop to compare himself and be jealous of another man's wealth.

- Not when he's so close to having all that wealth and then some of his own.

- Yet when it comes to you…that's a different jealousy entirely.

- Oz is relieved to see you being acclimated to the nightlife and some fellow employees at the Iceberg.

- However, when you brushed him off with a small peck to the cheek in favor of an employee…

- Whatever assurance he had quickly morphed into apprehension.

- He quickly grabs you by the waist, forcing you to take a seat next to him.

- That employee can wait, if they’re truly your friend, they’ll understand.

- Daddy Ozzie needs you more, and you can’t turn him down.

Gotham Penguin:

- This Oswald, as we've seen…is extremely jealous.

- God have mercy on whoever Oswald's green little monster of envy sets its eyes on.

- He isn’t opposed to going to the extremes to soothe his jealousy.

- Your visits to the Iceberg Lounge were often the highlights of his days.

- He couldn’t ignore how excited the new bartender got when they saw you.

- The way their eyes lit up, their smile widened…Oswald wasn’t a fool.

- He doesn’t mind if you have acquaintances, he has some of his own…but clearly the bartender’s intentions weren’t so innocent.

- You’re a little disappointed when you see the Iceberg Lounge has a new bartender.

- Don’t worry though, Oswald is there to comfort you, besides he’s really all you need anyway.

BTAS Penguin:

- It’s fair to say once you and Oswald are in a relationship, he will never want to let you go.

- This means that anyone stepping in with even the slightest romantic or even affectionate intentions is an automatic threat.

- One that Oswald doesn’t take lightly.

- Oswald was nervous for you to meet his more…colorful and eccentric colleagues.

- However, he was more displeased at just how comfortable you got with a few.

- Nygma, Tetch, Isley, Quinn…

- Everyone just adored you…as they should you are incredible but…but

- You’re HIS. And HIS only!

- Before you know it you’re being rushed out of the meeting hall by Oswald.

- He makes some lame excuse about not feeling well or how they forgot something imperative at home.

- You knew he was jealous.

- More than likely, you spend the rest of the evening reassuring him, that no one compared to him and that you would always choose him.

TNBA Penguin:

- Oswald tries to hide it.

- It’s beyond him, no true gentleman should be jealous of anyone…

- Who are you talking to?

- Who are they? He’s never seen them before..

- No matter, they’re nothing special.

- Albeit, he doesn’t like how they’re making you laugh and smile.

- Surely, you’re just entertaining them…being kind, you were a brilliant host/hostess.

- You call upon him, wanting to introduce him to this person.

- Yes, you were just being polite.

- Begrudgingly, you initiate the introductions, yet when the stranger held out his hand to Oswald. Oz barely shook it back.

- Afterward, Oz swiftly linked his arm with yours and swept you away from them.

- You asked what was wrong, what has gotten into him?

- Oz gives you the silent treatment with little to no actual answers.

- When you conclude he got jealous, you couldn’t help but kick yourself, because; of course!

- Be sure to hug and kiss him, and let him know that you know what’s up and he doesn’t have to worry.

Telltale Penguin:

- I can see this Oz trying to hide his jealousy too…

- He’s actually the absolute worse at hiding it.

- Especially if you ever show any attention towards…Bruce, or other wealthier, more upper class men.

- He knows you’re more than likely just being friendly or polite…

- Oz doesn’t like it though, he can tell these scumbags are just taking advantage of your kindness.

- You can count on both hands and then some the nights out where he’s wrapped an arm around your shoulders or waist and quite literally pulled you away.

- Then he tries to make it out like he did you a favor.

- “No need to thank me love, I can tell you needed saving.”

- “What can I say, not all heroes wear capes.” *insert wink*

- Let him think what he wants, but you recognize the signs fairly well, and you can’t help but find it slightly attractive.

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Not entirely sure why, but given what he’s gone through, I can see him being like…the least jealous?

- He definitely does get jealous, but not as quick or to the extent I find as other pengys.

- One night, Ozzie sees a certain performer getting a little to close to you.

- Reaching out touching your arm, placing a hand on your shoulder, invading all sense of your personal space.

- And you’re being too damn nice for them.

- Although he knew you were just doing it out of respect for him. You didn’t want the club to lose out on a high crowd act…

- However, you should also know Oswald doesn’t give two shits.

- After a moment or two of absolute seething and waiting for you to say something.

- Oz will walk up and as you to do him a favor while he talks to the performer.

- You nod, almost excitedly, and gave a bright farewell smile to the act.

- The next day you notice the itinerary for the evenings performers slightly altered.

- You joked that he didn’t have to fire the performer, nothing was going to happen.

- Oz shrugged, no amount of revenue is worth the bile of jealousy that was welling up in his throat.

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Somewhat like Telltale Penguin and TNBA Penguin, he tries to hide it.

- Puffs out his chest, swings his arms back, doing whatever he can to power his bravado.

- Oz knows better though.

- The green monster of envy creeps up whenever he sees you enjoying the company of others.

- Company that…look normal…conventionally more appealing. That are tall in height, have regular teeth, and all five fingers…not a freak like him.

- If you spend a decent amount with the company, it takes everything in him to not respond impulsively in frustration for you to give him attention.

- He’s likely to try and isolate himself, not wanting to upset you or get in the way.

- You go looking for him, worried how uncharacteristically quiet he had gotten.

- When he snaps at you about being distracted or having a better time with your friends than you ever did with him…

- He makes it obvious what’s bothering him, even though he tries to dismiss it.

- Comfort him, hold him, and let him know you wouldn’t want him any other way.

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- As much as Oswald would like to think he’s gotten too old for jealousy.

- He was jealous of everyone.

- Everyone that looked normal. Everyone that received love. Everyone that was seen, respected, and heard.

- Then, by some miracle he found someone to love him in you.

- Anything that tries to get in the way of that, is an immediate obstacle that must be taken out.

- Anyone that dares leer at you, put a hand on you, or speaks to you flirtatiously or even slightly more friendly…

- Oswald is there in a flash. Instantly putting whoever in their place.

- Making it known you’re his, they could never have you.

- You have told him in private how he doesn’t need to be so envious, you weren’t going anywhere.

- As the years have gone by, he doesn’t react quite as impulsively, but you’ve recognized when he’s started getting agitated.

- Whenever you begin seeing him become jealous, you try your best to make your way towards him.

- You embrace him, kiss him, openly publicly, and that usually does the trick.

- Another day to wave away the little green monster of envy.

#ri writes #the penguin x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader #reevesverse penguin x reader #farrell penguin x reader #gotham penguin x reader #btas penguin x reader #tnba penguin x reader #telltale penguin x reader #one bad day penguin x reader #obd penguin x reader #the batman (2004) penguin x reader #batman unlimited x reader

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tobybestupid · 10 months

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A bubble bath- with cats?

Mick Mars x Reader

★Summary★ Mick wants a bath- but the cats decide the join.

Tw: none, pure fluff!!, Possible jokes that may be triggering like sex jokes.

"Ozzy! Oi! Out!" Mick said to the black cat, which was named after THE Ozzy Osbourne.

"It's okay, he can join." You told Mick, putting some of the bubbles onto Mick's head.

"Err..fineeee~" He mumbled, letting you put the bubbles on his head.

You rubbed water into his hair, then Ozzy full blown jumped into the water, he freaked out but stayed in the water.

"Awee, I think he loves the water!" You said, petting Ozzy behind the ear.

Mick giggled softly, kissing you on the forehead. "Mhm...maybe he does."

"Maybe we should, hm...we should have chocolate chip waffles for dinner!" You said excitedly.

"We don't have chocolate chips" Mick yawned, rubbing your shoulders gently.

"Oh..uh, what about..-"

"Sex."

"MIIIIIIICKKK!!"

He let out a loud cackle as you shoved a hand into his face.

"Sorry- sorry- what if I made some breakfast for dinner?" He suggested, removing your hand from his face.

"Yeah sur—" you were cut off by loud meowing from Junior.

Junior has jumped on the side of bath, along with Rosie.

"Maybe it's time to get out of the bath and get these guys fed Hun?" You suggested.

"Yup, c'mon love." He agreed.

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Not proof read✨✨

#x reader #nikki sixx #mötley crüe #mick mars #tommy lee #vince neil #80s rock #80s music #glam metal #hair metal #mick mars x reader #cats #ozzy osbourne

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piers-official · 1 year

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Oi, M’Piers ex-gym leader of Spikemuth, Galar. I specialize in dark-type pokemon and create equally dark music.

Dunno why m’here, but Marnie says it could help build a fanbase, and get more people to visit Spikemuth. Plus, I got downtime now since retirin’, so I might as well do somethin’ with it.

-If ya wanna know more about me and the blog, just read below.

(PLEASE READ BEFORE INTERACTING)

-x-x-x-

Basic Info and Shit:

Name: Piers Ravenwood (O’course)

Age: 24

Birthday: Aug. 24th (Virgo)

Gender: Genderqueer🟣🔘🟢

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pronouns: He/She/It

Current Pokemon Party:

Obstagoon (M): Danzig

Scrafty (M): Cash

Malamar (M): Bowie

Toxtricity Lowkey (M): Strummer

Skuntank (M): Ozzy

Newbies:

Marley (M): Honchkrow

My Uncle Grimsley is on here too if you wanna have a chat with him @grimsley-official

Sometimes Marnie pops up on here (ta m'own dismay) she signs off with 🖤M🖤 and writes in pink like this

Her info:

Name: Marnie Ravenwood

Age: 13

Birthday: May 28th (Gemini)

Gender: Girl

Pronouns: She/her

Pokemon Party:

Morpeko (F): Siousxie (Soo-zee)

Liepard (F): Helena

Toxicroak (F): Veruca

Scrafty (F): Rebel

Grimmsnarl (M): Nephilim

New babies!:

Riot (F): Pawniard

Shirley (F): Krokorok

-x-x-x-

((OOC BELOW))

DNI: PRO-SHIPPERS, TERFS, RAD/LIBFEMS, TRANSPHOBES, RACISTS, ETC. NO NSFW POSTS/RPS ALLOWED

(If you do nsfw, fine, but keep it off my blog thank you.)

Piers wouldn't like you either, so shoo!

Mun Nova here, 30+ years old and I use he/they pronouns!If you have any questions don't be afraid to contact me, my DMs are always open!

DISCLAIMER: this is an rp blog that takes place in the pokemon universe, so pls keep in mind I will be RPing as such! I will be useing several different HC from the games, anime/manga and also personal

This Blog also takes place after the events in sw/sh.

(NOTE: NSFW is NOT allowed! However, flirting, teasing, and SOME innuendos towards Piers (NOT MARNIE) are fine. Use common sense! Any ask that goes against my rules will be deleted.)

>Friendly reminder that if you try to engage a plot with me without at least discussing it with me first, then I will likely not respond. Even if you do approach me with a plot in mind, there is no guarantee I will agree.

I AM A-OKAY INTERACTING WITH OCS. This involves: Fallers, Eebydeebies, sentient pokemon, hybrids, etc. If you're not sure just ask! I promise I do not bite <3

If you are looking to interact with my muse, and your muse is tied to some potentially triggering topics, I would prefer if you discussed potential interactions with me first. This is for my own comfort, so please keep this in mind.

This is a side blog, so I'll usually send asks on anon and sign off with "-Piers-official".

I follow back from my main @galactic-mermaid

IF YOU READ THIS ENTIRE THING, PLS SEND (DM or Ask) THE PHRASE "Land of Moomoo milk and Honey" TO ME AS CONFIRMATION.

Check out my other Pokemon RP Blogs!

@thetravelingymleader (Pokemon OC)

@ghostly-groundskeeper (Pokemon OC)

@darkpunkrocker (Sidney E4 RP Blog)

@ragingwaters (Nessa RP blog)

@krazy-for-klara (Klara RP blog)

@a-gastly-trio (Pokemon Gijinka OCs) ((HIATUS))

#piers pokemon #pkmn irl #pkmn rp #pokemon #rotumblr #piers #dark type #galar #pokemon swsh #pinned post #introduction post #blog info

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tammyisobsessedwith · 10 months

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SPOILERS FOR SEASON 6

Okay, so I was an Ozzy girl who fell completely in love with Andy during Casa Amor and I was quite enjoying the last few eps even though almost everyone was hating them and then this week happened and I— I can’t even—

The postcards were a flash, blink and you’ll miss it, I couldn’t even take it in what they were showing. Rate the best kisser again? And not even doing that right with the boys awarding points after each girl takes a turn? Ughhh no!

How could they take the best plot twist they had in years and squander it away for an off-screen reveal that MC was at Casa Amor in a postcard?? What was the point?? It should’ve been jaws dropping when MC walks back into the Villa!

Plus having the girls choose right in front of the Villa boys?? Absolutely illogical, there’s no reveal, no seeing if the choice made would leave anyone single, that’s not how you do Stick or Twist!!

Grace and Ozzy sticking to each other—oi! Enough is enough already, she should’ve twisted with Hamish, who would’ve been an amazing addition to the cast.

Plus how many times do I have to tell Bella/Chloe that I’m not into her? I’m pretty sure I already turned them down at least three times now and it’s getting annoying.

I’m still gonna play the rest of the season because I wanna see what happens and I need to know more about loml (Andy), but man, what a disappointment!

#litg #love island the game #litg season 6 #litg double trouble #litg casa amor #tammy has opinions

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questionablemuses · 5 months

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countlessrealities asked: [ Holidays inbox call! ~ Blitz for Fizz ] There's something exhilarating in being allowed to freely walk inside one of the Sins' household, without being attacked and without needing an invitation. Even more when you are nothing but a lowly imp, someone that most demons consider the scum at the bottom of the hellish hierarchy. He has to give it to Asmodeus, the guy knows how to make a statement once he made up his mind about it. The assassin strolls around the corridors, dodging the rushing of Ozzie's busy employees, till he reaches Fizzarolli's room. He doesn't bother knocking, he just lets himself in, catching the sight of his childhood friend sitting at his vanity mirror. "Oi," he calls out and tosses the package he has been carrying under his arm as soon as the jester turns around to look at him. "Dunno if you celebrate that human Christmas shit, but I figured it was an excuse as good as any to get you a little somethin'." Fizz might have forgiven him, but he can't help feeling like he still has to go a long way to properly make it up to him. The gift is neatly wrapped, which is a little odd considering whom it's coming from, betraying the extra care Blitzo has put even in that. Once rid of the red paper, decorated with golden horned Christmas balls, the jester would find a premium edition of the hardest to find albums of his favourite bands. Or, well, the bands he used to like back when they were teens. "So, happy fuckin' holidays or whatever."

@countlessrealities

Ever since he's been awake, Fizzarolli's been sitting at his vanity, trying on different combinations of make up. More so just deciding which looked best for later use. Everyone else was busy that day with the after holiday festivities as was Asmodeus. So, he really wasn't expecting when his door was suddenly pushed open. "Ah, hello ? Do you mind - ? "

Brows furrow until Blitz's familiar voice reaches him. "Oh, it's you." Okay, yeah, Blitz, he can forgive. If it had been the other employees? Hell no.

Pushing himself away from his vanity, he makes his way to the bed where the present had landed. "Well, I mean, it's sorta a big deal for some of the sins anyway. Mostly because of the money being spent, but whatever."

Shit. Was Blitz expecting something in return? The thought hadn't even crossed his mind, even at the last minute.

"You know, you really didn't have to get me anyth ——— holy fucking shit. You didn't." Fizz was careful taking his gift out of the wrapping paper, with most of the paper still in tact surprisingly & holding the album up to eye level. Eyes widen the more he continues to study the precious album of his favored band as a teenager. & Well, alright, he still listened to them every once in awhile.

"Where did you find this ?! " His gaze flickers between the album & Blitz. He didn't even have the album yet, at least until now! He gently sets the album aside before tackling Blitz in a clinging hug. Bells jingle as he settles, making sure Blitz was able to breathe in the hug with the force of it.

Lips quirk slightly as he slowly pulls back, a guilty look flashing in his eyes. "I didn't exactly get anyone anything since they're usually too busy around here, but, uhm." His mind races as he pauses briefly, wracking his thoughts for something.

Oh, fuck it.

He decides to surprise Blitz, gripping his jacket & pressing a soft, tender kiss against the side of his cheek, barely missing his lips. "Thank you."

#( .closed. )#( holiday asks. )#( T H E M ;w; )#countlessrealities || Blitzo #countlessrealities #muse; Fizzarolli

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bunnymcfoo · 1 year

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November 12, 2022

#Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy #oi oi oi #I’m so fond of his dumb face #baby sharks #but mother i love them

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blubushie · 1 year

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OI!! How do ya feel about a little goblin like me sometimes going by “Auzzie” even tho I’m not from the bush. But I do like bushes, and trees, and rocks, and mud. I really like mud.

Do you mean like a name, or?

If it's a name I'd go with Ozzie so people don't get confused. Being Australian is more than liking nature, and there's a lot of Australians that don't like nature. (Actually I'd argue there might be more, since most Australians live in coastal cities and have never left).

One thing I've noticed (not that I'm implying you're doing this, I just want to point it out) is people sort of fetishizing Australian culture to the point of it being appropriating. I see people (not naming names) saying things like "g'day" (worse if they add the "mate" at the end) and using the slang especially without knowing what it means and to say it grinds my gears is a mite of an understatement. For any other culture it'd be considered appropriation but for Australians it's just... allowed to slide for some reason?

Australia very much has its own culture and I reckon I just don't like seeing it mocked by outsiders I suppose. There's obviously a difference between appropriation and appreciation but when people try to talk like us without taking the time to even research our slang or whatever it gets under my skin and it feels much less like appreciation and more like a mocking caricature.

Anyway, soz for going on the tangent mate. I'd go with Ozzie. Good name what won't give people the wrong idea.

#blu whos #bushman

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objectcrazy · 1 year

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finally. its here

Littered With Problems

My first fic on tumbles… so happi!

Tags: Vore, Oral, Implied Homosexual Tension, Safe, G/T

“Geez, this is bigger than I thought.”

Ozzy remarked as he stepped through the gates of starr park. The thing really was really big though. Maps of it seemed to get bigger with new sections each month or so.

Front the entrance he pulled out a beautifully detailed and descriptive map out. He went along his way as usual, all be it that he wasn’t exactly very… big. He couldn’t fit in otherwise. He didn’t know how to stay constantly regular sized yet, and his giant form would definitely be too much. He’d settle for tiny he figured.

He obviously couldn’t ride rides, but plenty of still enjoyable activities dotted the park. He would still definitely come back when he could be normal sized though.

At least he had to power to re-size things, he could still enjoy food and drinks. After drinking a soda he looked up at the nearby trash can with a worried feeling.

“How do i… put it in?” Ozzy pondered. He couldn’t just place it in, and he wasn’t physically fit enough to climb up and dunk it in. He gazed with uncertainty.

“Its so small… no one will mind right?” He placed the cup next to the trash can. He was almost completely certain regular patrons couldn’t see it at their eye level. Much less tell what it was.

He attempted to walk off, only to feel the ground raise under him, the suprise of the feeling knocked him off his feet.

“YOU! I SAW YOU LITTERING!” The gruff voice said from behind him. Ozzy turned to face the voice, realizing it was coming from inside the trash can. A person, who was very mad at him, was inside the bin. Their limbs now stretched out of it, a hand being what was used to lift him off the ground.

“G-gee sir i didn’t have any other choi-“ He tried to politely explain but was cut off

“Excuses, EXCUSES! Company policy damns you no matter what reason ya had!” He angrily responded.

“The policy is that- that- hold on-“ He stopped and opened a door to a compartment on his back. He rummaged around and grabbed a thick booklet, and flipped through it. He landed on the desired section and scimmed and scammed through.

“Aye, the specifics are irrelevant, 15 minute out for littering! Yer going to a time out station! which issss-“ He looked back at the booklet, and then pulled another thing out of his compartment, an even more indepth map than the one Ozzy had.

“Does that say mind cont-“ Ozzy said, responding to an area he saw on the map

“OI! Avert ya eyes ladie, this map be for employees only!” He told him. He looked around the map clearly struggling to find what he was looking for.

Feeling awkard Ozzy felt the need to ask “Soooo… what’s your name?” He wanted to know to be able to address them more politely.

“Hmm? Well i guess its not against the rules… My names Ash.” He responded surprisingly polite.

“Well my name is-“

“Oswald. Everyone calls you Ozzy don’t they though?”

“H-how did you know-“

“Your part of the safety inspection organization we partner with. They and only they are allowed to inspect us. They’re like another part of park staff, we’re good friends with them. They’ve talked about you before. But I wager your on vacation here?”

“How did you guess that?”

“Your not in uniform.”

“Ohhhh…”

“Tsssk… enough acting all chummy. I finished looking at the map! And it turns out theres NO time out stations yet!” Ash groaned.

“What- how don’t they have them?” Ozzy pondered.

“They’ve only have the rule since last tuesday, cuz we had a really nasty trash pile up earlier that week. It was disgusting, tons of guests and employees got sick or reported the nasty smell. They’re gonna build the stations some time soon, along with more trash cans and what not so this never happen again.” He explained

“BUT THE LAW IS STILL TECHNICALLY ENSTATED ALREADY! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT YOU IN FOR “TIME OUT”, THE BATHROOM?” Ash fussed.

As he groaned, Ozzy stared on at him. Because of the size difference he was looking at Ash at quite the perculiar angle. Infact he could stare right down his mouth. He could see so much detail in it, all of the saliva, his teeth, his thr-

“Oh? Heh heh, those stares gave me an idea!” Ash said, with a mischievous grin.

He grabbed Ozzy by the torso, and lifted him above his mouth.

“Oh i know a place thats plentyyyy punishing enough for a time out now!”

“W-wait lets talk this over- “ Ozzy stuttered.

But Ash didn’t wanna talk it over, he wanted to do his job. He lowered ozzy into his mouth slowly, bit by bit. Ozzy gently landed into his mouth proper, already covered in slobber.

Ozzy was gonna say something but was interrupted as the tongue pressed him against the ceiling, Ash was enjoying his taste a whole lot. He did this over and over, straining Ozzy’s poor muscles and tiring him out. Once Ash sensed his snack was exhausted, he tilted his head back and-

*GLK!*

Sent him on his way to the properly begin his punishment.

He slid down slowly but surely, finding his way into the stomach. It was incredibly tight and… snug. Soft and warm… the stomach noises where relaxing too…

Wasn’t this supposed to be a punishment though?

“Heh, what a cute little snack that was~” Ash snickered. Ozzy blushed a little in response.

“Ight… Im starting a timer for 15 minutes. Your punishment officially starts… Now.” Ash clicked a timer as he finished his sentence. He went back to janitorial work, as if everything that just happened didn’t.

Ozzy yawned, and rested his head on the stomach wall. He was so comfy he felt like napping. He shut his eyes and went to sleep.

But it wasn’t long til he felt a rude interruption end his peaceful slumber, as he impolitely spat right onto the floor.

“Uggg… what time is it-“ He was groggy from having his sleep interrupted as he hadn’t actually entered the final stage of sleep.

“Time for your punishment to end. The timer just went off.” Ash informed him.

“Hmm- Oh. Okay…. see you later?” Ozzy asked

“I mean, you’d have to if you like, littered or something-“ Ash said, averting his gaze.

“Okay… Guess ill start doing that a little more often hehe~”

#soft vore #vore fic #g/t vore #fandom vore #v0re blog #ozzy osha #finally. its here

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stalkerkyoko · 1 year

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you mean chilling with the villians toonami

at least it’s not gentle arc aka I think that constant rerun cause of meeeeee

“OI YOu bastard dieeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lI2S9ficFU&t=1s

chilling with villians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Opm4uXX3M

nicotine - ozzy and drix

shiggy is final boss so even i manga reader aint done with him or vilians

#toonami marathon #toonami #mha

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riddle-me-ri · 2 years

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OMG Hello Arkham Ozzie enjoyer 😭

May I request Arkham Ozzie with a reader who showers him with affection any chance she got? She is kinda clingy, but not to the point that it's annoying; she just loves being with him whenever it's possible - the closer, the better. Reader is usually timid and doesn't speak much, but when he is around she is all smiles and sweet words 🥹❣️

Thank u sm for reading and have a cookie as a token of my appreciation for your work 🍪

A/N: ooo cookie *nom nom* thank you! I'm glad I can provide for all the Ozzie lovers out there. I hope you enjoy it and thank you so much for your request it was so stinkin' cute!

Trigger Warnings: none really, just sweetness.

Word Count: 653

Arkhamverse!Oswald Cobblepot w/ an Affectionate F!Reader

To say you stood out among the company Oswald mostly keeps would be an understatement. You are beautiful, but you were rather reserved and didn’t speak too much. For the longest time Tracey thought you were a mute. Regardless, you proved yourself a valuable asset as an informant. You are quiet but your ears are always open.

However, you are priceless to Oswald especially when he fell for you. It was easy for you to fall for Oz. He takes care of you and tends to you. He taught you the ropes and put a lot of trust in you. Oswald found himself opening up to you more than he ever had with anyone.

Oz appreciates your company and comfort, you don’t judge him, you genuinely wanted to understand him. This caused you two to get closer, pretty much inseparable and neither of you would prefer it any other way. You two are stuck like glue.

You were constantly at his side whenever you could. He always had an arm wrapped around you, and you were always clinging to him someway, some how. Whether you were linked at the arms, your hand holding his, your arms around his neck. You also snuck in kisses all over his face whenever you could. His cheeks, head, nose, lips, neck, and any other exposed skin wasn’t safe from your lips. He always reciprocated your affections tenfold, he adores you attention. You make him feel like a million bucks and then some.

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It was another restless day. Tracey had you running errands like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Her loud shrilling made you grind your teeth. You knew she was just dumping her burdens on you, trying to make you crack. She was just envious of your relationship with Oswald and that fact was the only thing that kept you sane.

“Oi! Where are ya with that list of investors, mouse?!”

You inhale frustratedly. You literally just dropped it off in her office. She’s hollering for you when your halfway down the damn hall. You hear the door to her office creak open, you start speed walking down the corridor to find Oswald.

You haven’t seen him all day and it was killing you.

Yet, you didn’t have the slightest clue where Oz was. Which means you had to ask someone. You saw one of his lackeys down the corner. You gulped and mustered the courage to sheepishly ask for Oz’s location. The lackey told you he was in the boarding room about to head out. You hastily thanked the man before booking it to the room before Oswald left.

“Hi Ozzie!” The quiet sheepish mouse is gone. You could walk into any room and the instant you see him your eyes light up and you made a beeline towards him. If he’s in the same room as you, you were instantly by his side like a magnet.

“‘Ello, love! How’s my gorgeous songbird?” His arm is instantly around your waist and you hug him in return, not waiting a second longer to kiss his cheek and nose.

“Better now that I’ve found you! I’ve been looking all over!” You smile widely. “What’re the plans for today?”

“I’ve gotta make the rounds and check inventory, dull work, but needs to be done.”

“Can I join you?”

“Aw, love, you don’t need to. Like I said, it’s dull work, wouldn’t wanna bore your pretty head.”

“I don’t mind, Ozzie.” You instantly wrap your arms around his. You leaned into his side and nuzzled your head into the inner fluff of his winter jacket. “It’s never a dull moment with you.”

Oswald can’t help but chuckle, you were absolutely relentless. He can’t complain though, he eats up your attention like a penguin to fish. “All right if you insist, but don’t say I didn’t warn ya.” He pecks the top of your head. “Off we go then!”

#arkhamverse penguin x reader #arkhamverse oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse!penguin x reader #arkhamverse!oswald cobblepot x reader #arkhamverse penguin x reader scenarios #ri writes

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