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winterzsurprise · 1 year
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Man In The Mirror || SBI
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Characters: Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, Technoblade (Allusions), Philza (Allusions).
Tags: Soulmate AU, Orphaned Tommy, Hurt/Comfort (?), Mentions of Death, Famous Musician Wilbur, Not Beta Read, Swearing, Crime Boys Centric.
Words: 3.7k
I haven't written in so long hence, no updates. But I'll post the other parts of Thorned Exhales later on in life, have this SBI short fic that I tried writing before shit went down.
This is inspired by that one tumblr post where in a Soulmate AU, you other half dies and shows up at your mirror, I forgot their blog name so if you know them, let me know :DD.
As usual, I accept criticism and welcome them as I want to do better with my writing :D, enjoy!
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There’s a man in the mirror, Tommy observed.
He rubbed his eyes hard enough that they might fall from its sockets but there's actually a man in exchange for his reflection.
He already had a shit day after the clinic's nurse scolded him for dislocating a kid's jaw --- he still thinks the fucker deserved it --- to have his insanity proven by the hallucination in front of him was the icing on today's cake.
No matter how much he blinked, rubbed his eyes and pinch his arms.
There’s a man in the mirror, staring back at him and there's no denying that he's actually there.
The man was tall, gangly limbs hanging off to his sides almost longer than his torso if you count his hands, chestnut brown hair curling to themselves to form a puffy mess at his crown, the side of his head trimmed short enough for the eyes to focus on the mop of a hair he has. 
There were a couple of strands on his cloud fringe dyed in dark grey, like the old man he appears to be. Tommy thinks it's cool but he wouldn’t say it out loud.
He was dressed nicely, a thick and surely expensive trench coat with the hem stretching down to his knees, his yellow turtleneck, however was stained blue in shapes of fingerprints all around the fabric. The man looked well off and wasn’t that an irritating sight to see.
But what takes the crown was the bored look his eyes carried when Tommy met him first through his round glasses. 
Dark brown eyes overflowing with nonchalance and apathy, the dark bags under his eyes only solidifying Tommy’s impression of him.
A dickbag who dares to look more tired of the world than Tommy is. How dare this bastard hold those emotions in his gaze when he hasn’t tasted extreme poverty or live everyday with your life on the line?
“Hey, get that stupid look out of your face, bitch.”
People normally get scared of the supernatural but not Tommy Innett no, the world would have to follow his whims and bow before he’d think of ever following their rhythm.
Hell, his full name is Tommy Danger Strong Smart Innett for fucks sake, how could he pussy out with such a name?!
“Who are you to order me around, stupid child?”
Tommy was floored, recoiling from the raw annoyance in the guy’s voice.
He dares to have that tone when he’s trespassing his property?! Tommy decided there on there that this man is the most annoying prick he has ever encountered, real or not.
“Tommy fucking Danger Strong Smart Innett, don’t you dare call me stupid when you look like a Jared named bastard!”
The man scowled before sighing, pinching the bridge of his nose to mutter something unintelligible before looking up again with an exasperated gaze at Tommy before shaking his head and tilting his head back to stare at the sky.
“God, why are you so cruel to me?”
“Because you’re a bitch!”
“Why do I even bother…” He looked away from Tommy to stare at the space beside him, looking at his shabby mattress. "Say kid, where are we? Rather, where are you?"
Tommy stared at the man, squinting with suspicion. The man whose eyes showed nothing but apathy and boredom intimidates him, Tommy admits to himself. He has seen many movies where killers held the same dullness in their irises for him to entrust the man with his address.
Seeing the distrust in his eyes, the man sighed in defeat. "I'm not gonna kill you man, I'm stuck in the reflection dimension or whatever this shit is."
"No, you're a figment of my imagination bitch, the other kids have them!" Tommy paused, remembering something. “But they’re walking around unlike you.”
At that, as if he realised something, the dullness in the man's eyes softened a little as he stared back at the child in front of him. There was a sad cloud of conflict that grew in his irises, as if he’s withholding a truth he couldn’t say, forbidden even.
Tommy doesn’t like how this man stared at him like that, stupid adults and their hero complex, always thinking their actions are for the best of the other party.
"Ok, I won't ask about your location but what about your name? Tommy was it?"
"Tommy Innett, the biggest and bravest man there is." He said with chest puffed out.
This got the man to chuckle lightly, pocketing his hands in his coat as he stepped forward and to the stray light escaping the closed blinds. 
"How about you boss man? Are you a ‘Jared’ like I thought you are?"
The man's face scrunched.
"Fuck no, kill me if I were to be named so poorly like Jared. I'm a Wilbur type of guy."
“Wilbur.” Tommy repeats, the name rolling of his tongue smoothly, as if it was meant to be spoken by it. “That’s such a shit name.”
“You are so fucking rude, why didn’t your mother swallow instead?”
“You–”
Wilbur looked around closely, eyes darting from one place to another. Unwilling to be subject to Tommy’s word explosion, he spoke once more.
"So are you alone in this room?"
Tommy scoffed, crossing his arms. "And why would I tell you that?"
First he comes to his room — or rather his mirror — unannounced and uninvited and now he’s prodding into his lifestyle in the orphanage, didn't his unwelcomed ass already done enough?
Seeing the scowl displayed clearly on Tommy’s face, Wilbur continued.
“Said this once and I’ll say it again, I’m not gonna kidnap you or some shit. The fuck am I even gonna need you for?”
Tommy shrugged. “I don’t know! Maybe you’ll sell me off or gut me and sell them to the black market!”
“I’m stuck in this stupid mirror, what even made you think I’d ever want to stay here with you?!”
That hurted him, was he so annoying that someone wanted to leave him the first time they met? It reminded him of the parents that returned him to the orphanage, every one of them annoyed by his antics. Wilbur’s words hammered itself deep into the creases of his brain, a constant reminder of the parent’s distaste for him.
A reminder of his failure to reach their standards.
“Shut the fuck up, you fucking bastard, you don’t know anything.” he spat out through gritted teeth, feet dragging himself out of the room and away from Wilbur.
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When Tommy came back, exhausted from the overlapping noises outside and from the chores the caretakers gave him, Wilbur was still in his mirror, sitting crossed legged and his head supported by the arm he propped on his thigh. He was dozing off, he looked peaceful when he’s not being an insensitive prick, Tommy thought as he gently closed the door behind him.
He doesn’t want to wake him up, already sensing the awkward air build up if the man ever roused from sleep.
On his tiptoes, he trudged to his bed as stealthily as he could, his senses tenfold sensitive as he crossed the room.
“I’m sorry Toms.”
Tommy’s soul jumped out of his skin Wilbur’s raspy voice sliced through the silence, his heart rapping against his ribcage as he snapped his head towards the adult fixing his sitting position, eyes opening as he stretched his arms above his head.
He doesn’t know what to respond, honestly, he didn’t expect him to even apologise like any other adults in the area. Wilbur continues to ruin the expectations he had for people once more, maybe he’s from a fantasy world where ‘sorry’s aren’t a luxury.
"Do you really mean that Wilbur?" He asked, turning to him.
The man seemed taken aback by his reaction, furrowing his eyebrows before answering.
"Of course Tommy, I was such an insensitive dick to you earlier. I-I didn't figure out that you're in an orphanage until one of the caretakers went in to change the sheets."
At that, he turned to his bed to see his sheets were indeed switched with a cleaner one. Pristine white and a little ragged but it works just fine, providing him enough heat at night.
It must be pathetic to Wilbur, who seemed to be a silver spooned bastard, if not fed with a golden one instead. With such a fancy get up and expensive watch and rings, Tommy's living condition must be pitiful.
Of all the imaginary friends he could have, it has to be a rich guy.
"I shouldn't have said what I said. So I'm sorry Toms." Wilbur continued, hanging his head low as he picked on the laces of his boots.
Tommy felt uncomfortable by the man’s genuine apology. This is a first, he thinks as he stares at him.
He could monetize this shit, act upset and maybe he could earn a useful favor in the future from the ghost, scare off some kids or steal something for him, the possibilities are endless!
"You hurt me, Wilbur."
"I know, I'll make it up to you at some point."
A smile grew on Tommy's face. "Really?"
"Of course, is there anything you want to know about me or the world?"
Forgiveness in exchange for information? Tommy couldn't help but wonder if it was worth it but then again, what can Wilbur offer him when he's trapped in a mirror with no way out like he said he is? 
Staring at his expensive and thick silver watch, Tommy wondered if the man ever travelled around the world? He must've been a guy fed with a silver spoon, he must've seen the stunning sights of Switzerland or maybe even Italy.
"Have you ever travelled abroad before?"
"Of course, I was a part of a band once."
Tommy's eyes widened. Wilbur is a musician? A popular one it seems, considering how he had international concerts, that's what big names do right? He's a huge music enthusiast, it was one of the things in life that motivates him. For a musician to stumble upon his door...
Tommy is curious about all things music. Maybe Wilbur can teach him a few tricks or so.
"What band were you in?"
There was a quick shift inside Wilbur's chestnut eyes before he spoke, hesitation and conflict, Tommy identified.
But why?
"That's the thing… I-I can't recall everything just yet." He motioned to his head. "I ca-can remember the basics but there's... empty spots in my memory."
"Oh." 
It was all Tommy could say, disheartened.
All of his hopes of learning thrown out of the window, he wanted to hide how upset he is but he couldn't stop it from seeping out from the walls he established around him.
Seeing this, Wilbur's heart clenched in its cage, the disappointment in the kid's eyes leaving a bitter taste on his tongue but it was better that Tommy stays in the bliss of ignorance, at least until he hits the proper age.
With a sigh, he opened his mouth once more.
"Well, I can still remember a few areas we visited during our tour. Wanna hear about them?"
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Birthdays are overrated, Tommy tells himself.
Birthdays are boring, he said as he stared at the parties hosted on the 2nd floor of the fast food restaurant downtown when he passed by. Birthdays are boring, he muttered as he silently wished a celebration for his once in this lifetime.
Orphans don't get the luxury of celebrating their birthdays, Tommy knew that himself but he couldn't help but wish there was someone who'd valued them as much as he does.
Everyday he wakes up, he tells himself I'm going to be adopted today. But they never do, the adults don't want someone who's brash and loud, what they all wanted was someone soft, someone they can easily order around. 
He could act docile and kind like they all want but Tommy doesn't like that.
He wants to be accepted for who he is, Tommy Danger Strong Smart Innett.
All of the adults ignored such a festivity except the man in the mirror.
It's been a few months since he appeared and Tommy doesn't know if he calls Wilbur a blessing or a curse.
The man was an enigmatic fella. One moment he's a menace, teasing and laughing with Tommy till his jaw aches then Wilbur's mood will abruptly drop into his misery and never-ending sadness even Tommy couldn't remedy with his usual antics.
Even then, he never forgets to worry about Tommy. His voice is soft, albeit rough from lack of use that day, as he reminds him about dinner, noticing him skip his meals throughout the weeks they've been together.
So when Tommy's smiles didn't reach his eyes, Wilbur knew something was up.
"Why do you look stupider today?"
Tommy scoffed. "Do you mean amazing? I think I look more handsome today."
"Your smile isn't reaching your eyes, what's happening?"
Tommy could lie and say it's just a bad day but he could never escape Wilbur's inquisitive eyes, it was almost annoying if it wasn't secretly endearing for him.
"Nothing much, big man just got bigger by a year."
Wilbur's eyes widened as he muttered unintelligible words under his breath before his voice grew. "Oh god, I'm sorry Toms."
"No worries, I'm used to it. Besides, you didn't know so it's understandable."
"Still, happy birthday man. How old are you now?"
"10 and yet I'm the biggest, strongest man in this building." Tommy puffed his chest as he stared up at Wilbur who's eyes crinkled with joy.
Then came a pause as Wilbur's eyes seemed to hold the same conflict of last time, swirling deep in his dark brown eyes as he pondered over something. Curiosity rose in Tommy at the shift in the man's mood.
But after a few ticks of silence, the man spoke once more.
"Is there anything you want, kid?"
Tommy laughed at that. There's no way someone trapped in the mirror just asked him what he wants for his birthday. It was more comical to him that Wilbur looked determined and dead-set on it.
How can he even leave the mirror and buy him a gift when he couldn't leave the place through all of those months spent together?
"How can you even buy for me man? Aren't you stuck in the mirror dimension or some shit?"
Wilbur scowled. "Just spit it out child, I have my ways."
Tommy knew he shouldn't let the tiny hope in his heart fester, it was impossible that he'd ever get what he wanted anyways.
Yet a tiny voice at the back of his head urged him to obey him, tell him what he wanted to taste or hold for so long.
It was Wilbur after all, what can that man do to ever harm him? He knew his address and name and nothing bad has ever happened to him the whole time they've been together.
If anything, Wilbur helped him in many things.
"I think I'd like a superhero comic book, I don't care what it's about and also McDonald's."
Wilbur nods, crossing his arms. "And what do you want from McDonald's?"
"A shit ton of fries, chicken sandwich and maybe a mcflurry?"
"Gotcha, go do your homework in the meantime." Wilbur said as he walked away from his sight, blending into the reflection of Tommy's bedroom.
He couldn't help but be curious why Wilbur held such a grim expression the moment he turned away. The man thinks he's quick and sly but Tommy saw how fast his smile dropped when he thinks his face is hidden from him.
He wondered how the man trapped in the mirror dimension could even fulfil his birthday wish, his questions leading him astray from his current tasks at hand.
He knows not to hope but he couldn't help the budding light from swelling in his heart. 
So he followed Wilbur's order to finish his homework and wait.
Soon enough, the sun has set and the moon took reigns over the sky along with its dark background. Every tick of the clock after it went over 5 pm sent pricks into his heart as his already small hope trickled away.
Tommy knew he shouldn't have hoped for anything. He must've looked ridiculous sitting cross legged in front of the mirror, waiting for the man to reappear as if he held the cure to every illness and he's about to die.
But before Tommy could even stand up from the mirror to resign to his bed for the night, Wilbur returns with a triumphant smile, hands in his coat pockets as he strode into the view like a man who won the lottery. 
There wasn't anything new about him other than his changed expression, Tommy wonders what happened.
"Where did you go, boss man?"
"That's a secret, but we gotta go somewhere quick alright? Bring your spoon with you."
Tommy followed, taking the spoon from his bedside table and waited for Wilbur to jump into the utensil's reflection before taking the blue coat at the end of his bed and leaving his room.
With not a single cent to his name, Tommy stole a spoon from the cafeteria months ago to take Wilbur to his maths lessons for help in understanding the lesson better.
He's still smart, sometimes geniuses need someone to explain lowly things to them taught through complicated methods and Wilbur was the only volunteer to do such a work.
"This is stupid Wilbur, where are we even going?"
"Let's go to the park, I told them to go there."
Them? Who are they?
The mystery of it all makes Tommy anxious. 
What is Wilbur planning? Is he finally going to kidnap him after barely escaping this horrible place?
"If you think I'm abducting you, fuck off. I'm not that evil man, I don't even have the face for it!" Wilbur exclaimed as if he heard his thoughts loudly.
"You wanted me to go to the park at night, it's sketchy as shit man!"
"Whatever, you'll get it once we arrive."
Even the suspicion planted in his heart wasn't enough to trample the excitement that thrummed in his veins. He doesn't know what he was getting enthusiastic for when Wilbur might, for all we know, be out for his head after that time Tommy teased him out of the mirror.
The park was silent save for the rustles of leaves, the trees and shrubberies glistened lightly under the moonlight from the small downpour earlier. It was mildly made obvious by the street lights on the shining cobble pathways. 
But what caught his attention is the man with his helmet standing under a lamp next to his parked bicycle, a paper bag in one hand as he typed into his phone with the other.
Tommy wouldn’t have found the situation more suspicious if the man didn’t have a familiar logo of a delivery company on the side of his helmet.
"Go Toms, that's yours."
He couldn't say anything. 
For once in his life Tommy couldn't utter a word out of his mouth, not even a random stream of bullshit left him like it usually does. He was stunned, shocked and thankful all at the same time.
He pinched himself but he isn't waking up from his dream.
Wilbur really did give him a birthday gift. The first ever.
"Are you fucking kidding me, Wilbur?"
"No, get it."
The man turned to him once Tommy was close enough, handing the bag to him.
It shocks him that the man didn't even hesitate in doing so.
Is he not worried that the parcel might fall into the wrong hand?
Tommy looked around, he remembers those laughs for gag shorts on the television. Surely, this must be a sick joke where a camera is hiding behind the tree or something, waiting for him to be thankful before they jump out to ridicule him.
Turning to Wilbur again, Tommy's vision blurred, his heart clenching painfully in his chest as he registered the man's soft gaze and genuine smile.
Maybe not all adults are foul and annoying. Maybe some people do adore him. Wilbur really does love him, care deeply for him, so much that it pains Tommy to think of.
Is it alright for him to have such a luxury?
"Delivery from anonymous, there's two spider-man comics there." Tommy still couldn't believe his ears. Did he really get a gift on his birthday? "Happy birthday mate, he said."
Even when the man was long gone into the night, Tommy stood there astounded, the weight of the bag more apparent than it should be. His chest hurts and his heart swells from the thought, a smile broke from his lips as tears trickled out of his eyes.
Was he dreaming? If he is, Tommy wished he'd never wake up.
Seeing tears stream from his face, Wilbur's heart ached in its cage, his arms aching at his sides, he wanted to hug Tommy. Comb his hair back as he whispered reassurance into his head. Never has he felt so helpless as he does now, he wants so much but can't have any.
It was maddening but he shouldn't put a damper on their mood, it's a good day.
So Wilbur smiled and said. "Happy birthday Toms, I'm glad I met you."
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Even after his birthday surprise, Tommy’s opinion of Wilbur never changed
The man in the mirror is as annoying and weird as he is helpful.
Wilbur is smart, being an adult with more experience than him, and taught him how to count and do his basic maths assignments. When there’s problems that arose from the shelter, Wilbur would tell him his own solution, explaining the hard words with care and playful teasing.
Surprisingly, Tommy understands it better even if the man fucked around than a teacher who ironed a stoic expression and wielded a book.
He was brotherly in his own way, never fleeing from the reflections around the center to watch Tommy go around his daily chores and warn him if the head cook is about to enter the cafeteria when he goes to sneak a cookie out of the jar.
Wilbur is his buddy, his shadow.
They were attached to the point of Tommy sneaking out a spoon just so he could have Wilbur hiding in his pockets. The adults will scold him later on but he could care less. He wants the man in the mirror to see the world with him. 
During the whole year with Wilbur in his pockets, Tommy has entered as many foster homes and left as much. It was embarrassing every time he was sent back to the orphanage, a reminder of his failure to reach a family’s vision of a perfect child.
Whenever the night is cold and dark with little sobs wrecking his small body, Wilbur would urge him to bring a spoon beside him, his eyes darkened with defeat and sadness as he whispered into his ears, offering warmth with his words till Tommy falls soundly asleep, a silent wish of feeling a phantom touch caressing his cheeks supporting the man’s comforting voice.
The whole year with Wilbur felt like magic, a stream of light after years of darkness and it couldn’t have been more perfect. Tommy wanted nothing more but to stay with his brother figure, although he wouldn’t say it out loud.
But today seems like a different kind of day.
On the morning before his 11th birthday, Tommy found himself staring at a new reflection on the mirror.
But unlike the gloomy cloud on top of Wilbur, this man had an aura of danger oozing off of his mildly muscular body, wide shoulders draped in white silk long sleeves and a beige pair of trousers hiding his well-toned thighs with a long, horizontal scar crossing his nose bridge and ending under his nonchalant eyes to boot.
He oozes nothing but pure masculinity.
Only if he didn’t wear those stupid rectangular glasses and had long bubblegum pink hair then he would’ve been truly intimidating.
The epitome of scary.
“Who the fuck are you supposed to be?!” 
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dan-under-the-bed · 14 days
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I don't think fanfics or fandoms will ever get the absolute insanity that was sbi ever again like you could put tommyinnit in any situation with his little found family and it would work
Like you want superhero/supervillain fics? You got em
You want space fics? Right over here
Mermaid fics? Yep
Zombie apocalypse? Don't even have to ask twice
You could have a random thought of the wildest au and he would fit right in and I dont believe anything will ever come close to what that was
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leva-prava · 1 month
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Fic idea: After the finale Tommy woke up in a modern world (because there’s never too many dimension travel fics); he’s the only one that remembers the dsmp events, and now has to deal with a world that’s different and strange.
Also it’s bedrock bros focused, because he definitely broke into Techno’s apartment.
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impulsesimp · 12 days
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phil doesn't do romance.
romance didn't really go hand in hand with his whole anarchistic slash fighter slash father persona. he rolls his eyes at public affection. he brushes off the friendly flirting from his peers. he's always at a lost for words whenever tallulah asks for a love story at bedtime.
phil never considered himself a romantic.
but phil does have multiple pages in a photo album filled with memories he captured at cellbit and roier's wedding. he does smile warmly and poke fun at foolish when the topic of vegetta's generosity and physique comes up. he helps the kids' put together gifts when the island's couples start having anniversaries. he does have a purposefully placed skull on his backpack for commemoration.
phil thinks about romance sometimes.
as he tucks away the armor that he had displayed for months for missa's return, he thinks about romance in his life. has he experienced romance? courtship? has he courted?
when cellbit and roier hold hands as a group of them walk towards the movie theater, phil remembers the times missa would grab his arm in fear when mobs would come at them. phil remembers how the touches startled him at first. the closeness, the warm squeeze of their hands, it was new. not unwelcome, just new.
when baghera plays her ukulele at a campfire get together, everyone huddles together and basks in her soft voice and sweet tunes. phil sits with his kids, his back rested against a tree trunk, eyes closed as he takes in the peace. he begins to reminisce about missa playing his guitar for chayanne's nightly lullaby. they'd sit in their front yard, chayanne and phil crisscrossed on the grass, looking up at missa who sang spanish melodies.
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deciding to not let my writing drabbles collect dust and share them with the community :) this one's clearly unfinished but i enjoy the softness of it
i wrote this in september of last year so it doesn't quite match the recent lore lol
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antimony-medusa · 2 months
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With Phil talking about his headcanon was that Techno was helping Chayanne fight the ender king, "my headcanon is that at no point was chayanne injured because techno was guiding him/protecting him. If he hadn't had that he would have still won, but it would have been more traumatic for him. But he had uncle techno with him," this is a great moment for me to rec a fic that had a similar idea:
Check out "Techno helps Chayanne in Purgatory, the fic".
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nomsfaultau · 5 months
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Dark SBI where Philza is a nice normal human man whose family slowly gets replaced by super natural creatures. The youngest is the first to go, replaced by 'Tommy', a shape shifting imp who decided he liked the skin of the kid and decided to keep it. He lives for chaos, but his motives falter when he experiences genuine love for the first time. Then 'Wilbur' replaces another son in classic changeling fashion, the boy taken to fulfill the whims of the fae and leaving in his place a bitter boy who knows he's an inferior version. Finally, the last son becomes plagued by dark voices that grow worse and worse, leading him succumbing to possession by 'Technoblade', who thinks he'll make the perfect new vessel after the last one was destroyed. 'Technoblade' doesn't want to lose his new vessel so soon after the last one, 'Wilbur' was trained from birth to mimic the human he would replace, and 'Tommy' wants an identity he can fall back on to play innocent if he gets in trouble. It takes awhile before the others realize all three kids are imposters. There's friction, of course, but they eventually make a pact to continue pretending to be a sweet and unsuspecting family.
The thing is...Philza isn't dumb. There's this awful feeling in his gut, and he has a sharp eye for details that don't add up. He's increasingly certain these things aren't his children. He quietly gathers evidence, and the moment he's sure...he does nothing. Philza carries on in a careful pantomime of a perfectly loving family, terrified of what they'll do to him if they realize he knows their true natures. He smothers his fear and offers them warm smiles and boundless mercy and tender affection the likes of which the imposter children have never known before. Slowly, it becomes a easier for everyone to pretend.
Maybe, if Philza's kind enough, they won't kill him, or worse. Maybe if he's good enough, their evil natures will soften. Maybe, if he's patient enough, they'll give him his real kids back.
And the moment they do, he'll slaughter every last one of the monsters who destroyed his family.
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anon-402 · 6 months
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I'm having such a Pissa withdraw that I'm making my own food now lol
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tabooballoonpolice · 2 months
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It's rough to be a sleepy bois inc enjoyer these days.
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fanfiction writers be like: ah yes this guy is called Technoblade, a very normal first name
and then they draw the line at making Phils last name Minecraft, calling him Craft instead
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malewifeph1lza · 6 months
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these 3 need one good goddamn rest
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changeling-ash · 3 months
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since Missa confirmed that Apapacho is 'what he does to Philza when he's not looking' how does it feel to know that your middle of the night series is mostly canon :)
HEEHEEEHEEHEEHEE I WAS SO RIGHT ABOUT HIM. MY CHARACTERIZATION.
This man be loving when Phil's back is turned <3
(If I wasn’t working on a near 10k behemoth of a story this past month while also moving, I'd have part 4 out by now lol, it's next!!)
I do have the title of it nailed down though. 
"It's just past noon and he shines brighter than the sun and it's beautiful..."
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soulsyo · 10 months
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cellgatinbo · 4 months
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man's literally giving away fanfic ideas for free
phil: literally, ramon is just like, the secret agent undercover, just like pulling the strings, he's like "oh what- oh guys, what if we went on a raid together! that'd be craazy! woaah!!" phil: "aw can you teach me how to cook? b-both of you though? can you both teach me how to cook? i don't know what i'm doing, i know how machine work, but not how- not how oven work." *laughs* phil: and then he just sits back on a chair, just like. watching them just like, cook things together. wicked.
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agrodo1ce · 10 months
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becauseplot · 4 months
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i think it could be really fun to write a crowmonster!philza and warrior!etoiles au for the soul purpose of writing their little "sparring" matches where instead of beating each other with sticks it's just etoiles wrestling his big ol dragon-esque monster friend. etoiles clinging onto phil's back/tail feathers as phil tries to buck him off. phil holding etoiles in his beak and shaking him around like a chew toy. etoiles hooking an arm/rope around phil's throat and phil doing this great big dramatic roaring cry as he stumbles and flops onto his back and "dies", talons in the air, twitching, also crushing etoiles in the process. everyone else looking on with bewildered concern as phil seems to be gnawing etoiles' arm off and etoiles is just lying there declaring deadpan, "ohhh no he is too strong, the monster has defeated me, he is killing me, it is so slow and painful, i am dying, ggs bro, ggs." (<-he is perfectly fine, phil is only play-mauling)
other fun points:
phil tossing etoiles around in the air like he weighs literally nothing
etoiles pinning one of phil's wing-arms behind his back like its no big deal
etoiles ripping out some of phil's feathers during one of their play fights and phil freezing mid-thrash just to shoot him the flattest, most offended look to ever come from a non-human creature
phil accidentally going too far and ripping up etoiles' shoulder and phil just becoming the biggest, most whimpery apologetic mass of feathers and spikes as etoiles pats his beak and tells him it's no problem, it doesn't even hurt that bad (and phil just wails louder)
both of them nudging/bugging/poking each other when they're bored to goad the other into a play fight, with varying degrees of success
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nomsfaultau · 8 months
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got an idea for a fic that I can’t pursue:
Basically, The Blood God is offered his usual blood sacrifice. Screaming, crying, chanting, the whole nine yards. But his cult messed up, because Tommy isn’t actually an orphan. Like on paper he is, but Technoblade can sense it’s not true and is like ‘Bruh stupid worshipers can’t do anything right.’ So he leaves Tommy alone bc he can’t have his followers getting lazy and subpar with their sacrifices obviously. But then also he’s saddled with this mortal kid he doesn’t know what to do with and he feels kinda bad since it’s not Tommy’s fault the cult messed up. So he awkwardly tries to take care of Tommy while still trying to live up to scary blood god expectations and it’s a lot of extra work on his plate. General beauty and the beast type shenanigans of Tommy going from cowering from the big scary god to demanding (and getting) a piggyback ride mid big important ceremony.
Anyway, eventually they figure out why there was a mixup when Philza (normal human man, v angy) fights his way past all the cultist in pure mama bear mode ready to kill the blood god for taking his adopted kid. Only to find Technoblade half way through overacting a bedtime story.
Cue custody battle because ‘hey! That’s MY sacrifice!’ ‘THATS MY SON YOU YELLOW BELLIED FALSE GOD SON OF A-‘
I think some of the cultists end up converting to Phil since he’s somehow way scarier than the nine feet tall blood eyed boar god.
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