"how do people even ship pj and hazel" no, the real question is, how can you not?
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I started a little fic from Hazel’s perspective about how much she’s pining for PJ, feelings of limerence, sad gay music, and PJ’s emotional growth on AO3. It’s based on the song Andromeda by Weyes Blood and definitely the feeling of being scared to reach out and touch.
It’s been months since PJ and Hazel kissed. Months since they murdered seven to ten stock photo football players in front of a live studio audience, but like, cunt-ily. If Hazel was really counting (she’s not) it would be eight weeks, three days, and a few hours since she trauma bonded with her friends from fight club.
Thoughts of PJ happened the most when she was curled up in bed with her headphones on, listening to sad sad sad music about love and love lost and hating yourself.
Even though Hazel enjoyed engaging with the world around her, being present and taking it day by day and stopping to smell the roses or whatever, sometimes it was nice to be catatonic.
OR: Hazel loves stewing on her feelings for PJ and sad indie music.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55614838
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moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order
"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*
hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("
when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground
"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"
"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"
"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"
"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"
when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue
that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious
josie and isobel making out covered in blood
the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary
"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"
"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"
hazels mom sleeping with jeff
"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you
hazel
just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance
that whole final fight scene
the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????
"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"
*does the terrorism*
TWICE
again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb
horny freak #1 horny freak #2
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I love how PJ just goes in tongue first and just licks Hazel's face and then it ends with them gently kissing. Hazel really taught PJ how to kiss huh?
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