#pokemon sexuality

[pokemonshelterstories]

That post you made about homosexuality in humanoid pokemon makes me really uncomfortable. Not because of the homosexuality, but because i don't like the concept of adorable little Ralts having sex with anyone at all.

//im not sure if this is intended to be an ooc ask or not but i'm going to treat it as one for the sake of making a point. and because it gets into some uncomfortable topics of pokemon being treated sexually i'm going to put the rest of my response under a cut

as stated in my pinned post, i treat pokemon very much as if they're animals. they aren't sapient. their behaviors are largely guided instinct and stimulus reaction the way that an animal's would be. they have no morality and especially no sense of human sexuality. when i talk about pokemon mating, i mean it in the same sense a nature documentary would talk about lions or bonobos.

if you're uncomfortable with scientific discussions about animals breeding then that is on YOU and you need to filter my pokemon breeding tag. but if you're intentionally putting a sense of human sexuality onto pokemon (which i'm assuming you are since you used the word "anyone" when talking about ralts mating) then you don't need to be on my blog at all. a ralts is like a chimpanzee to me. treating it like a human child is inappropriate. it's an intelligent pokemon, but it's still a pokemon. if you're thinking about it an any way other then that, then go find somewhere else to talk about that. this is not a discussion i'm willing to entertain in character, and i won't be addressing it out of character again. any further asks of this type will result in a block. don't make me see this shit again.

#ooc post #i dont even know what to tag this as #implied pokephilia #pokemon sexuality #<- if that doesn't catch anyones triggers let me know bc this makes me feel Gross

[peachy-doodles]

I like to thinke Zisu likes saying nonsense and flirts badly with him just to make him laugh <3 she loves seeing his lil cat smile ^_^ !!

kissie kissie <3

#dojoshipping #captain zisu #warden ingo #subway boss ingo #pokemon legends arceus #pla #pokemon #pla zisu #plz ingo #i havent drawn so much shipping art in sooo long. its nice tho i missed it <3 #ive been flip flopping ingos sexuality tho. before hisui hes aroace then amnesia happened and he just. #forgor. and then he falls for zisu skhgkhssg <3

[xxinkyshadowxx]

Little reminder for the people who forgot Kieran is 14 years old FOURTEEN meaning that any suggestive content of him automatically makes the poster of it weird as fuck ESPECIALLY if they are an adult but even if they are a minor posting suggestive stuff of a fourteen year old is still super weird so maybe don't do that

#kieran pokemon #pokemon indigo disk #rival kieran #pokemon dlc #pokemon teal mask #kieran sv #trainer kieran #pokemon kieran #IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE R34 AND SUGGESTIVE SHIT OH MY GOD IM SO DONE STOP IT EVERY DAMN SITE I GO ONTO ITS ALWAYS HEY LETS GO LOOK AT #KIERAN FANART THAT SHOULD BE FUN! and OH DEAR GOD THATS R34 OKAY! HOW ABOUT WE GO LOOK ELSEWHERE AND OH! HAHA THATS AN ADULT SHIPPING #THEMSELF WITH KIERAN A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD OKAY WELL HOW ABOUT I GO LOOK AT FANFICS AND HCS? AND OH OKAY WELL THATS SUPER SUGGESTIVE EVEN THO #HE IS FOURTEEN HAHA! FUNNY GUYS SO FUNNY SO HAPPY FUN TIMES LETS SEXUALIZE THE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD!!!!!! #Like duh no shit it's the internet I can't stop it but at the same time fucking knock it off? It's not that hard and as long as it's there #You will see me ranting about it because it's not okay it's just not Im just so done with seeing it please leave him alone

[tealmaskmybeloved]

Can people stop talking about wanting to do the nasty to Pokémon for one fucking moment?

I don't care if some of the Pokémon "look" humanoid or whatever. It's disgusting. They're animals!

If you wanna do the nasty to adult characters from different media, sure. Do what you want. But not to fucking Pokémon! THEY'RE ANIMALS!

I'm already sex-repulsed and this just makes my feelings on it even worse. And the fact that someone made a "smash or pass" poll to one of my favorite Pokémon pisses me off to no end.

I don't care if it's 'just a joke', do NOT do that kind of shit, it's gross. It's disgusting.

Pokemon are animals, stop doing that kind of shit, please. It's gross.

#ari rants #im fucking pissed #pokemon #stop sexualizing pokemon #if you do that kind of shit on my blog you WILL be blocked

[pkmn-smashorpass]

claydol and baltoy both look like those ancient shortstack statues that archeologists euphemistically call fertility statues.

i wouldnt fuck them but id hold them in my other hand when jacking off. feels erotic and also arcane somehow

I’m throwing this activity on my self care calendar

#everybody’s so creative #love this though #creative ways to connect to your sexuality #ask #anon #claydol #Baltoy #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass #pokemon #pkmn

[rubykgrant]

My old Poke'Pride pictures! (slightly up-dated, with a couple new Pokemon added since the original versions... someday, I'd like to totally re-draw these since I can do better now, but I'm still happy with how cute all the different poses turned out. Enjoy, and Happy Pride~)

#pokemon #pride colors #gender #sexuality

[gree-gon]

saw these aggressive pride flags and

flags are by WhyTheEnn on twitter

#personal hcs of their sexualities plus some canon ones like cal #happy pride momf #pokemon reborn #saphira belrose #ace featherstone #adrienn flores #cain larue #shade pokemon reborn #titania andersen #cal whitaker #gon talks

[liminal-station]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Why are you guys hot

Ingo: I’ve, uh… been informed of the… “impression” we’ve left on you.

Emmet: Whatever did we do to deserve all this affection?! This is highly unprofessional… though, I suppose we *are* flattered…

Ingo: No one talks to us like this… this is something new entirely…

#submas #submas au #ena joel g #subway bosses #ena dream bbq #au ask blog #pokemon au #send asks #pokemon askblog #pokemon ingo #ena submas #ena fandom #tw sexuality #flirting #ena au #ena oc #ena fanart #enasona #pokemon emmet #submas emmet #ingo and emmet #emmet pkmn #subway master emmet #subway boss emmet #emmet #ingo #ingo pkmn #subway boss ingo #subway master ingo #submas ingo

[nyaagolor]

Pride Month Headcanons

It's about time I organized these. Under the readmore bc I have a lot to say

- Salvatore and his wife are bi4bi. More accurately, his wife is bi and Salvatore isn’t putting a label on it because while he thinks he’s bisexual his only real world experiences with men are a single makeout session in a Lumiose club during a language immersion trip and lingering too long on some Instagram models’ posts about their abs. If you ask him about it he will not say he’s bisexual bc doesn't need anyone other than his wife, but he’s pretty sure he’s bi in his heart

- Hassel and Brassius have been together for almost 30 years but aren’t officially married. For a variety of reasons, mostly centering around Hassel’s family being a possible threat to Brassius’ safety, they decided to just keep it on the DL. They live together and are for all intents and purposes married, but never actually signed the paperwork. When people ask, especially strangers, they refer to each other as artistic partners or close friends, but anyone who knows them well is well aware they’re husbands. Most people assume they got officially married, and when the school finds out they beg the two to have a ceremony, even if they don’t sign the paperwork. Tbh I could prolly make a whole post on just them (and prolly will)

- Dendra is a lesbian, she‘s had a crush on Tulip for YEARS. Despite her usual extroverted and confident attitude she never confessed and has no idea if Tulip likes women, nevermind if she reciprocates Dendra's feelings. Tulip figured out Dendra is a lesbian but never realized her crush. Somehow.

- Eri and Carmen are girlfriends. The rest of Team Star admins took a LONG time to come around to this, since they think Eri forgave Carmen too fast and were worried Carmen was trying to take advantage of Eri again. They got over it though, and she’s been invited to their hangouts ever since

- Penny is trans I’ve talked about this like 26 times and have zero intention of stopping. She transitioned a lot over her suspension in Galar and has the most supportive family and friend group imaginable. Her body image is extremely fragile but that’s honestly just anxiety from general past bullying, and her new friends have helped immensely in that regard

- Sada and Turo are bi4bi this is a hill I will die on

- Iono is super tight lipped about her sexuality because of idol streaming stuff. Unlike most, she actually likes to keep people guessing, it’s like a game to her

- Every pride, Larry wears a rainbow tie. No one has ever been able to figure out if he’s LGBT or an ally or what. Rika’s running theory is that his Staraptor is gay and he’s trying to be supportive

- Geeta is a career focused person and never took the time to think about her sexuality. If you ask her about it, she won’t have a good answer and you might just make her short-circuit. I think kissing her would make her explode

- Ryme is aroace. I have nothing to say abt that specifically other than aroace people are the coolest and so is she

- Rika is Butch. She got top surgery and everyone is gay for her, myself included. However she has negative game. Pickup game pathetic. Cringefail, even

- Raifort is a lesbian but is only into really toxic women specifically. Genuinely just the worst taste imaginable. She is always complaining about how much she dislikes men as romantic partners and then is actively running towards red flags like she’s playing flag football

- Jacq is non-binary but is a little worried to ask if he can get his pronouns updated on the academy registrar. He’s sure it’ll be fine, but he’s perpetually stressed out and a liiiiil scared of Clavell. He/they enby king with enough anxiety to put anyone else in the hospital

- The academy is the most accepting place in the world. The GSA (which Hassel runs) is one of the most popular clubs, and cishet students and teachers will often sit in just to learn or support their peers. They go HARD in June, and are the official runners of the Mezagoza Pride Parade ever year

- A big part of the reason people feel so safe in the academy is bc there’s a ton of GNC people, both LGBT and not. Saguaro comes to mind, and is someone that a ton of students look up to. He’s cishet but could prolly crumble the gender binary in one hand. He would too

- [gestures vaguely at Clavell] he got smth going on. Idk what I haven’t thought abt it but something

#pokemon sv #not tagging everyone there’s a lot here #headcanons #pride month #mod vex #I don’t rlly have any sexuality hcs for the teens it’s not rlly my thing l #I’ll do short comics or requests abt it but haven’t rlly put much thought into it

[motherthroat]

gay media r better if it exist as its own thing abt a specific experience n not an attempt to include every shit under the umbrella

#semi related. personal pet peeve is when u can tell someone hcs [x] as [a sexuality] to check off their abundant sexuality list #''whats wrong w that'' its dumb. can tell the person sees representation or wtvr as akin to pokemons. gotta catch em all #also similar to tokenism. just there to be included but now what ? #well maybe not annoying enough to be a personal pet peeve. just know tht i See n roll my eyes #txt

[littlegeecko]

Mr. Beel Zebub from the funny pokepasta mod

i did a shirtless version u can see under th

#my art #pokepasta #hell bell #pokemon #geecko are you sexualizing the elderly again? #yes #sugg

[vulturevanity]

I just wanna say. I love that everyone commits to the Explorers' disguise names. Even Liko, who has no reason to, is like "ok you're annoying but I'm not gonna deadname you... Sandwich."

#pokémon #pokemon horizons #pokemon: horizons #honestly jokes aside gen 9 and horizons are surprisingly lgbt-positive #Penny is canonically wlw #you can also argue a bisexual headcanon for both Nemona and Arven. probably Kieran as well #Orla is DEFINITELY a girls' girl also. if the episode with the pokeball maker is any indication #and the amount of likodot mutual blushing is ridiculous lmao #but i think since gen 5 they've been pretty okay with representation #Japan is notoriously conservative about both race and gender/sexuality #so it's so cool that we got many poc as soon as they started basing regions off other countries #in the grand scheme of things it didn't feel like much at first but pokemon is one of the few jp franchises actively giving casual rep #thank you mr. game freak. more please #babbles