#poor dear

[mizgnomer]

Good Omens 2 - Glasses On

See also: [ Good Omens 2 - Glasses Off ]

#good omens #oh that last one hurts though #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley and aziraphale #ineffable husbands #gos2 #good omens season 2 #goodomensedit #I am glad we got to see his eyes so much in s2 #hopefully they won't stay hidden for all of s3 either #poor dear #stuff i posted

[yourfavoritehorseman]

Imagine: Death was relieved when his human finally fell asleep. Partially because it meant they'd finally decided he wasn't a danger to them, but mostly because it meant some peace and quiet to get his thoughts together. So he thinks, until he discovers what he later learns is called 'sleep apnea'. He occasionally remarks on the numerous flaws of humans, but he always stills until he can hear them breathe again.

#darksiders #death #based on real-life occurences with the husband #poor dear #never gets any peaceful sleep #imagines #sleep apnea #he hates when they talk in their sleep #it doesn't scare him #they are just NEVER quiet lol

[phoenixcatch7]

Okay but did Dracula seriously go to the zoo in human form, sass and get sassed by a zookeeper with an incredibly thick accent, get called a bag of bones, and then proceed to rip open metal bars to possess/control an actual wolf to climb onto a veranda and blast itself through the window.

And then dropped the wolf back off??? Outside the zookeepers house??

Did he just give the wolf back?!

#Oh yeah nbd berserker can go back to the zoo he says #Wolves are so hard to find in Britain nowadays I can't just LEAVE them outside he says #Oh hey can I borrow your wolf? Thanks bro I promise I'll give it back tomorrow #Dracula just LOANED a wolf and SENT HIM BACK #dracula daily #Does he care for wolves or not?? He sent it back home but also THERE'S GLASS IN IT'S HEAD >:( #poor dear

[aduckwithears]

It seems the one thing almost every post-s2 fic writer can agree on is that the Bentley has big emotions, they are Sad emotions, and are mostly expressed through the lyrics of Love of My Life

#no matter where else the story goes #im glad we have consistency haha #good omens s2 #good omens fic #good omens spoilers #the Bentley #poor dear #the bentley is their biggest shipper

[softquietsteadylove]

Hey. Had this idea of Thena being a billionaire and Gil being her private chef on her private little beach house in the Hamptons!

Maybe you can do something with that? 😊

Gil smiled as he plated the perfect omelette, gleaming yellow, nice loose scramble in the middle with a pristine outside. He sprinkled on some green onion for garnish; Thena acted like she didn't care about presentation but he knew she liked it when her food looked nice.

Thena was...interesting. She could be hard to read, maybe. He had been in the private cooking business for a while, and he'd had a variety of clients. But no one like Thena.

Thena had this old family house, basically a castle, way out here in the Hamptons--as antisocial as possible. She was in charge of her family's generational wealth, he was pretty sure they did business with historical...stuff. Or something.

Thena didn't talk much. The first time he interviewed for the position with her in the room he wasn't even sure if she spoke English. But her assistant - a very sweet man named Karun - assured him that 'the Madame' was perfectly nice. Just not to bother her.

But Karun was right: Thena was nice. Sure, she didn't exactly make small talk with him while she was eating or anything. But she had a nice smile, she was prompt with money, both for his pay and for any of the ingredients he needed. He always had transportation home, or he had a room ready for him if he was staying for a whole weekend.

Gil put the plate on a place mat at the opposite counter top. Thena liked eating in the kitchen instead of the cavernous dining room. She ate a a French style omelette, or if she was feeling adventurous, maybe a frittata, or he had even prepared omurice for her once. She liked fresh pressed grapefruit juice with a little natural sweetener in it. And berries picked from the gardens.

And he liked to add a little flower if there were any blooming on the strawberry plants while he was out picking.

Thena came in through the patio. She had already done her morning routine, then. A light workout, a shower, maybe a sauna. Her phone was in her hand but she famously didn't accept anyone speaking to her before 9 in the morning. She smiled and nodded to him as she took her seat.

She was in a good mood.

Gil turned around, carefully transporting the gold rimmed cup with his best cappuccino yet. He had even looked up how to make latte art to make a heart design in it.

Thena blinked, surprised as it slid into her view. She looked up at him.

He just nodded, encouraging her to take a sip.

She raised an eyebrow but did so. Usually he waited for her to ask for a specific coffee, since it could vary largely depending on the morning.

He shrugged; something about how beautiful the sunrise was had told him she would want something fun. It wasn't sunday, so she wouldn't want something as filling as a latte. But she only drank black coffee when she was already in a bad mood. Actually, now that he thought about it he ought to get more vanilla soy milk.

Thena sighed at her first sip, her shoulders lowering as she let the hot beverage soak into her. She really was in a good mood.

Gil just chuckled, keeping his comments to himself. He had come to respect the serenity Thena created for herself in the early mornings. He turned again to clear his dishes and fill the dishwasher.

He had to get soy milk, and a few other general weekend groceries. And he needed to get ingredients for a recipe he saw online, essentially a lemon cake tiramisu. Thena liked zingy, fresh flavours, and she enjoyed having something sweet on hand for if a craving hit her out of nowhere or after a hard day.

"It's perfect."

He tried to conceal the surprise he was feeling. But he couldn't help it; Thena had almost never commented on anything he made her, unless it was a brief line attached in an email. He turned, "y-yeah?"

She nodded.

He pursed his lips faintly. Back to silence--okay, sure. He peeked in the fridge to examine what else they had and what he needed. When he had asked Karun what Thena liked to keep on hand, he had merely stated that Thena was so bad at cooking, and so selective about food, that if left to her own devices she would probably just eat raw fruit forever.

"How did you know?"

He grinned. So, he was making progress! He had tried more actively in the beginning to get her to warm up to him. But he had come to accept that Thena didn't withhold her words deliberately. Still, he liked it when she did talk. "Just thought you'd be in the mood for it."

She raised her eyebrows at him from behind the cup being tipped up to her lips again.

He closed the fridge and moved back to the counter. "It's nice and mild out this morning, so I think you should have slept well. Stocks are looking good and you don't have to travel this weekend, right? I figured you would want something a little fun."

Thena smiled through his explanation. Maybe some of his observations of her would be a little much to some. But she nodded, looking down into her cappuccino, one leg bent and resting on her cushioned stool. "I assumed you would prefer when I travel?"

Gil blinked.

She set the mug down, as if this were a very important business meeting. "If I'm here, you don't get the weekend off. Or at the very least, you have plenty of work to do before hand."

"I don't mind," he shrugged easily. It was part of the job, and as far as clients went, Thena really wasn't all that demanding. She wasn't even that high maintenance, all things considered.

Food was easy to procure, either grown here or paid for out of her pocket. The only real stipulations of what he made was that she had to eat it. Karun was kind of like a worrisome father in that way. He had added specifically that she needed more vegetables, and that meant it was up to Gil to make them in such a way that Thena would actually like them.

"Do you ever think you may be too agreeable?"

"Hm," Gil ran his hand over his chin (he needed to shave). "I think it's more like...part of the job, y'know?"

"Hm."

Gil blinked at the new tone of the sound. She looked back at her breakfast. She sounded almost...disappointed. Disheartened, and now poking at her omelette like a dejected little kid. Gil leaned off the further counter and moved closer to her. "I just...wanted to do something kind of special for you."

She peeked up at him. She was awfully cute for some zillionaire old money type. Her hair was nice and soft from being gently blow dried, she didn't have any makeup on, fresh from the shower. Maybe all rich people were really, really pretty.

"You're not contractually obligated to be thoughtful," she smiled as she said it, but he got the impression that she didn't fully believe in her own joke.

He shrugged again, pushing the little flower closer to her, "call it my signature, then. Every chef has their own style--I like being a little sweet."

Thena smiled at the little white strawberry flower. She even reached out to it, but just barely let her fingers brush its soft petals, as if she would make it burst into flame. "Quite."

Gil inhaled, feeling better now that she was smiling again. She looked up at him, the sun behind her, making her hair glow. He blushed.

"Thank you, Gilgamesh."

He laughed faintly, feeling shy as she turned those siren eyes on him. He leaned back from the counter, sticking his hands in his apron pockets. "Hey, it's my pleasure, really."

"If you have shopping to do, Karun will call for a car for you," she added as he started slowly slipping - stumbling - out of the kitchen.

"Th-Thanks!" Gil squeaked out before reaching the hallway. He pulled his apron off and gripped it on his way to take it to the laundry room.

"You require transport, sir!"

Gil jumped at the sudden appearance of the man in question. "God, man, can't you walk a little louder!"

"My apologies, sir," Karun just chuckled. "The Madame walks lightly--as do I."

Thena walked around like a cat. She was silent, graceful, long legs...

"Sir?"

Fuck. Gil nodded, twisting his apron in his hands. He tilted his head as Karun shuffled closer, even waving him down so he could share something secretive.

"Excellent choice with the cappuccino, sir," he disclosed with glee. "The Madame has been trying to strike up a conversation with you for some time. I believe this was the perfect-"

"Karun!"

"I must go," he waved to Gilgamesh before dashing off to see to Thena's needs.

Gil felt a little stunned. It sounded like Karun was telling him that Thena had been wanting to talk with him. But that didn't seem right. Of all the times he had tried to chat with her, she had never bit, even once. And he didn't really think of her as the shy type.

He sighed, shrugging it off. He had groceries to get, anyway. Maybe he would try talking with her again, later.

#Thenamesh AU #yesss this is a super cute request! #thank you so much love! #Thena is this quiet and reserved lady of course #she does business either in her office or she goes to the city for it #she doesn't drive and Gil would usually just bike places #he was a little unused to sitting in the back of a car all the time #but it's a great way to get all the groceries he needs #Karun is like a meddlesome dad #he knows his daughter has a crush on her new chef but #let's face it #Thena has negative socialisation skills in this #she went to boarding schools and etiquette lessons #she doesn't know how to...chat #so she tries to think of something to say to Gil every morning #but he's so good at respecting that she likes it quiet #too good at it #sometimes he'll say something and she'll reply #statement and statement #and then later she scolds herself for not realising he was trying to just talk to her like a normal person #poor dear #Karun nearly tipping Gil off that it took everything in her to ask about the cappuccino this morning #and she's like DAD get in here!!! #Karun is doing the w o r k #Thenamesh Hamptons AU

[the-kingshound]

My poor MC was basically having a non-stop panic attack the entire chapter. Loved the update ❤️

Noo baby i'm sorry-🥺

#poor dear #mc #chapter two ask

[ffcrazy15]

Season 4 Episode 2 spoilers below

Ugh her little "Why– why would I do that...?" just got to me. Because I know why. Plenty of people know why. I just assumed Mariner knew why, too.

But no. It makes perfect sense that she doesn't know. That she doesn't even realize she's doing it. Because that would mean thinking about the war and acknowledging it and she has buried it so far deep down that she doesn't even recognize when she's acting out because of it.

Oh honey. I just want to give her a hug.

#lower decks #mariner #beckett mariner #here's hoping Boimler and Tendi and Rutherford can give her that hug for me #And Freeman too at some point #poor dear

[istanbulite]

idea for a female demonspawn i had done earlier n deleted for some reason

#i just they should be fluffier l #demonheart #female demon #well #half demon #sudraws #this was being discussed in the discord server #so here she s born! #nameless #poor dear

[personaglitch]

Takemichi probably has some crazy PTSD.

Dude not only lived his life 2.5 times, but he is the only one who will remember EVERY timeline and EVERY death. How often does he wake up from nightmares of his friends dying? Of all of Hina's deaths? Of his OWN deaths?

#tokyo revengers #takemichi #hug this boy #poor dear #he is not okay

[fistfuloflightning]

Sauron: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Morgoth: Killed without hesitation. Sauron: No.

#he's got some trauma to work through #poor dear #morgoth #sauron #ungoliant #the silmarillion #incorrect quotes

[pessimisticshapewithablog]

Alate!Sozo finds out his followers left right after he died and is not happy lol.

And some joined another cult no less! Let's hope Mina gets back in time to save this little Mushroomo!

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl fanart #alate!sozo #mushroomo #poor dear #i don't think they were even born when Sozo was around #he can't tell the difference #lol #my art #my post #that's just some random mushroomo he's yelling at #sozo put them down.... #what is color theory? #i haven't a clue #flats because painting makes me want to cry

[florbexter]

The funny thing about Nozue's flirting/teasing like 'Then pay me with your body' is that he knows what he says/does but has no idea what effect it has on Togawa.

There is bantering with intent and then there is Nozue who feels comfortable around Togawa and, in my mind, knows that Togawa oversteps boundaries on purpose and wants to have his own victories over him (but never in a mean way) but is oblivious to Togawa's pining.

#i know the show doesn't want me to read nozue that way but I like to think of him as someone who knows about their sexuality #that there are circumstances that held him back in going out with men #old fashion cupcake #also i don't know if i should be angry that they want to make nozue like a boomer in terms of technology even tho he is only 39 #i will read it as a character quirk he had to switch from his flip phone to a smartphone #poor dear

[thescarsilivewith-if]

The monarch: I need that too🥺

Me: STOP🤦‍♂️

The monarch: I need more time with my spouse🥺. I need more cuddling with them🥺. I want more hugs and kisses from them🥺. I need more- *me proceeds to cover their mouth before they say something very NSFW

Me: You are beyond the simping stage for Naja🤦‍♂️. If you want more time with them, just tell them.

The monarch: 🥺

Me: 🤦‍♂️

Your simp Monarch really is in dire need of cuddles from Naja, as I can see...

#poor dear #attention starved like that #how can they live #anon ask #ro: naja #ch: the monarch

[karoiseka]

7) Noisome

((Playing some catchup with posting these, though all were submitted on time. I did just the tiniest bit of editing before bringing over here, but the bulk was written on the day of! Today has us in Ishgard 3.0 with Karo!))

The wind was cold.  That was the main thing Karo had on her mind as she walked back to Fortemps Manor.  She had spent most of the day down in the brume, doing odd jobs, learning the lay of the lower city, and keeping her ears open the best she could.  Tataru needed all the help she could get, and who knew who would open up to her at any time.  The pang of loss shot through her frame as thoughts unbidden came to her once more of Yda and Papalymo shutting the gate behind them.  Y’shtola and Thancred squaring off in the darkened tunnels–confidence oozing from them both.  Minfilia handing her the lantern and running back towards the danger.

That horrendous crashing sound as the tunnels gave way, the water pushing her out into the Thanalan night–

She stumbled upon the steps, bracing herself against the stone wall.  They were alive damnitall, and they were going to find them.  They had to.  They–

A tear fell, frozen before it left her face.  It wasn’t worth it to be consumed in this moment–she was alone and needed to keep her wits about her, instead of listening to the noisome echoes haunting her.  Straightening, she pulled her hood up around her ears–so out of place here in this land of giants (to her), and headed to the spot of warmth that she could claim.  It wasn’t ideal, but it was all she could ask for.

#ffxiv #FFXIVWrite2023 #karoiseka #ishgard #poor dear

[black-butler-confessions]

Me: I like Sebastian, he's hot and he is my favourite kuroshitsuji character.

Also Me: Proceeds to put him in various pains and injuries till he cried in agony.

^

#THATS WHAT I DO W GRELLE #poor dear #pensive emoji #sebastian michaelis #so many seb asks lately #black butler #kuroshitsuji #black butler confession

[cuteteacakes]

No... you poor thing, those jokes even made those crickets die. Lyle, you will get a good joke someday xD;

{👑} - "Wait wait wait I can do one better hang on!" Think think thinks. "It's kind of hard to think of any with so much going on back home. I have a good friend who caught ligma recently, and I don't know if it's serious-"

{🗡️} - "Oh dear! It's not fatal, is it? What are the symptoms of ligm-"

{👑} - "LIGMA BALLS!!!"

#lyle speaks #tristan speaks #he was fooled again #poor dear