#put some fucking pants on

[blue-orb]

"Good fucking ████, the idol plague has spread."

"There's no hope for anyone, is there."

#text #mobile; #plot: entroaching chill (and that matter of hunger) #also yes hello i've hit the age where i want to shake these anime girls and scream #PUT SOME FUCKING PANTS ON

[wybienova]

um who’s this weirdo. get him out of here

#wybs art #umm what tags do i put . i’ve never drawn something for this before #spiderverse #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderverse fanart #the spot #atsv spot #ok now for me talking #easily one of my favorites . he was very funny and also surprisingly scary . excellent character #love it when a normal guy gets fucked up #also can’t get over his stupid fucking disguise. who is he fooling. he’s not even wearing pants #i’ve been trying to channel my brainrot into drawing some of the guys but it’s surprisingly hard #these ones were ok tho :3 #also means i don’t have to draw a face 👍 win #anyways ummmm go watch atsv it’s really good. i’m gonna watch it again soon

[frownyalfred]

abo au where if omegas have been fucked well enough they're absolutely Useless for like 30min up to an hour so like

imagine mr. bruce thomas wayne himself after being absolutely railed by clark just laying in bed, mind empty no thoughts just floating on cloud nine. like. full-on reverted to just base instincts when clark steps away to like pee for two seconds and bruce has been snatched by a rogue and is gonna be ransomed in return but.

they're literally struggling bc rather than be scared and comply like a normal person, you've got mr. bruce thomas wayne here just swaying in the wind having the best time of his life, a lil confused like "hey . . . where's my alpha" and at some point the rogue just gives up like wtv bro and the one of the batkids comes to pick him up but they'e low-key disgusted bc they're trying not to think of their dads fucking bc your father is literally so absent-minded in the background and you KNOW how that happens but gah you're gonna be scarred for life anyways

oh my GOD. I love this anon ❤️ can someone please write this? 👀

#it would be cracky but #so delicious #like Bruce is just fucked out like ‘where are we going?’ #‘oh okay sure I’ll put my pants on I guess’ #just cuddling into a blanket in the back of some truck #poor guy #Clark meanwhile is going INSANE #bruce wayne #batman #dc #not mine #a/b/o mention #omegaverse

[nosleep83]

Fruity ass Shredder

#what is bro wearing 😭😭😭😭 #put on some fucking pants‼️‼️‼️‼️ #tmnt #mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem spoilers #concept art

[nose-coffee]

k but if i had a fringe would i look more hect-ic?

#my post #fuck off lou #tlt #the locked tomb #camilla hect #camilla hect closet cosplay #idk why some of these look like thirst traps #guess grey turtlenecks bring out smth slutty in me #anyway i bought this shirt the other day without trying it on first #(only came in one size + im on the hunt for turtlenecks actively currently) #and discovered it had thumb holes sewn into the sleeves! immediately thought it would make a great cam cosplay basis #and i was right. go figure #but like fr lemme add my cloak and a good wig and better pants and a second sword and it could be legit #would've added my thigh harnesses as well if i had any knives to put in em #anyway

[alex-just-vibing]

my mom: hmm where'd all my safety pins go

me (decided like an hour ago that i really really wanted to get into alt/punk fashion and diy):

#my stuff #stuck some in my ears #honest to god i have no idea how my piercings didnt close up by now i got my ears pierced at claires when i was like seven and rarely wear #earrings but somehow they still. are open #also cut up an old pair of uniform pants and stuck some pins in there. cuz fuck my old school #... without asking her so i hope she wont get too pissed at me about that 😅 #put some on my jacket too B) #i think punk fashion is so cool and i am doing. what i can over here without a job or means of independent transportation

[dustteller]

I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

#brought to you by me thinking about the last half of HWDtW and how Zhu interacts with Ouyang post-betrayal #well. interacts with the concept of Ouyang. he kinda (spoilers). #she was unhealthily attached to Ouyang and honestly I think she deserves an universe where her whole deal is reciprocated. #but only AFTER i put them in a fully self sustaining terrarium jar and sic the emotional isopods on them. #that part comes first bc my personal entertainment is CLEARLY the most important thing here guys #the radiant emperor #my thoughts #zhu yuanzhang #OHHH AND ALSO i think Zhu and Ouyang should get to have their weird little gay relationship #while their partners stare in accepting horror. #ma would be supportive bc she knows how important this impressively awful man is to her girlfriend #but rest assured she DOES NOT like him. she will (very politely) bitch about him to Baoxiang and then feel bad about it #she shouldn't feel bad tho bc Ouyang deserves it and Baoxiang repeatedly reminds her of this fact #eventually ouyang grows on her. #kinda like the bowl of mold in the back of the fridge you've developed an emotional attachment to. #he shouldn't be there but now she feels bad about evicting him into the trash! #(she feels significantly less bad about evicting him into Esen's appartment) #Esen has even less of a clue what's happening with Zhu and Ouyang. #he just knows that Zhu is important to Ouyang and also is 90% sure that they fucked at some point. #30% sure that they are still fucking but he grew up around Baoxiang and Ouyang #he has learned Not to Ask! he does Not Want to Know! #and anyways it's none of his bussiness who his bestie/person that he wants to adopt a horse and grow old with/hot roomate is fucking! #its not his problem! he is not invested! he is not going to think about it! there is no reason to think about whos in Ouyang's pants! #he is not thinking about anything involving Ouyang's pants at all! much less about the inside of Ouyang's pants! #and since hes not thinking about it bc theres no reason to think about it then he cant have a problem with it :) #so he wont ask!

[inkykeiji]

>.<

#tw clari overshares #i really need to start making new friends on here and being more active #but the issue is just the mere *thought* of that fucking terrifies me #just typing out that single sentence has my heart pounding and my hands shaking and my stomach churning #i really wish i was kidding or over-exaggerating #i want so badly to make new friends and be active in a little community on here again #but i’m so so so scared #(of what?????????? of what!!!!!!!!!!!) #bring me back to 2020 clari who talked to people despite the anxiety and was so damn active and was having an absolute blast!!! #what happened to her!!!!! #she got really sick i guess #it’s crazy like sometimes i just scroll through my archive and i can SEE it #i can see myself getting sicker and sicker and withdrawing more and more #feeding into the fear and letting it win #and now i’m here #in this hole that i’m going to have to claw myself out of IN SPITE OF the terror i feel #i miss being a part of this community so much #i miss being able to post little drabbles willy nilly and not having breakdowns over them not being perfect #NOT obsessing over my own work and flaws it may have #i miss having fun #YES my writing is extremely important to me and YES i want to one day write for a living in some capacity #but since when did that mean i had to cut everyone off??? seclude myself in a protective little bubble??? #the only person who can fix this is me #(obviously hahaha) #it’s about time i put on my big girl pant(ie)s and faced that fear head on #i’m so sick of it dominating and controlling so much of my life #why did i let it take something so fucking important to me??? #i have to end it!!! #if u got this far in the tags: thank you and i’m sorry for venting #i just feel like i NEED to say this

[btsbs]

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#that army fan club questionnaire floating around today #not going to reblog it because #i’m kind of over getting blocked for having spicy tags #but #man it blows my mind the toxic shit that makes it into official content sometimes #it’s one thing to leave in some of their off hand comments #from behind the scene footage but #literally the FIRST question #‘your pants don’t fit but you’re hungry- just drink water instead right?’ #like who is that for #who is feeling better about anything reading that #do you ever think about all the things they’ve been told by their teams over the years #if this is what is being put out on public display #i know i know Korea is different idols have different standards whatever #eat a fucking banana then a glass of water is not a meal #you can look hot and be fit and still consume food #hybe is well aware the fandom is made up of people #who hang on their every word #a lot of whom at least FIND bts whilst Going Through A Thing #do better man #shout out to jin for being the only one who chose food #he never gives into the not eating bullshit and I love that about him #anyway that’s my two cents #just a girl having thoughts #here on my own blog in my own lane

[owlf45]

Sorry for being shippy but… does dabi like, like-like hawks in imaginary? Or is it a “i pity you moderately good looking bird” situation?

ill be fr, i've never gotten to the part in the anime/manga where dabi and hawks interact. i might joke around with them and if i ever catch up on the series, we'll see how it goes from there

#... actually i never got to the part.. when hawks shows up #i honestly am flying with hawks by the seat of my pants and his wiki page and my friend ro's characterization of him #and 'every time hawks shows up in the anime' and 'hawks analysis' youtube videos #if hawks is ooc let it be known that i didnt intend for him to steal a spotlight in imaginary he just kind of casually demanded it #my asks #imaginary #in fact. about to put myself on blast here #the whole reason i 'changed' canon and Hawks attended UA was bc. Hawks was a brand new character at the time i was writing the fic. #and little ol me just fucking. assumed he'd gone to UA for some reason #so i wrote it that way #that was not like a deep intentional change that was me fucking around with a character and finding out #i think i read another fic where he was at UA. thats why #but anyway #hes still roped into the commission's shit dont get me wrong. but for whatever reason i thought the commission enrolled him into hero schoo #on top of their conditioning #youll have to forgive my four-years-ago self. i did my best lmfao #again: whoopsie! #hawks doesnt repeatedly show up in imaginary because of plot (though it works out in the recent arcs). he shows up because of vibes #and a repeated middle finger in my face

[singsweetmelodies]

*charles wtf discord react*

#my fellow piarlie friends... particularly those of you who are against the cursed ship aka l*stappen... #i have just made a discovery that has made me simultaneously hopping mad and incredulous and deeply disgusted #and i have been ranting about it in the besties' dms for almost half an hour now but im going to put it here too #because honestly WHAT THE FUCK #you see #some lestappie - some fucking delusional; embarrassingly desperate lestappie - decided to write a charles/max fic #IN WHICH THEY TOOK THE PIARLES TENNIS DATE AND WENT ''NO ACTUALLY LET'S MAKE IT MAX'' #i am not joking. they genuinely WROTE MAX INTO PIERRE'S PLACE for the monte carlo masters tennis date #i am still sat here with my jaw on the fuckign FLOOR to be honest with you #how desperate do you have to be to take a canon event FROM ANOTHER SHIP and write your character in??? like???? #i would be. literally SO EMBARRASSED if i ever did that #well i DONT have to because unlike some ships; piarles actually like each other and CHOOSE to spend time with each other #but yeah.... #the delusion levels of the lestappies are truly through the roof. what the actual FUUUUUCK #and also. HOW BLOODY DARE THEY #i am irrationally mad about this lmfao #i may or may not process it by writing a fic that has max at the monte carlo masters too... trying to get in charles' pants or smth... #BUT FAILING HORRIFICALLY BECAUSE PIERRE IS THERE. and charles only wants pierre #charles also avoids max like 'ew wtf are you doing here' #would that be a very toxic thing to write and do? yes of course #am i going to do it anyway? #honestly..... PROBABLY #🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🤬 #is how i feel about this #HONESTLY.

[shastafirecracker]

This Ken is a Vash the Stampede I made in 2007

#barbie meme #vash the stampede #how the fuck did this ever become doubly relevant to current pop culture #i'm so glad i took progress pictures #i dont know where he is LOL #i was most proud of his glove and sleeve and glasses #never got around to his pants or boots i just put some basic black ken pants on him i think #it is very funny to think of him just winnie the poohing it tho #sf... i dont have a tag for this #sf draws #i guess #sf crafts? #lets see how shitty this longform edit i made in 07 looks on tumblr

[accipitae]

Omfg i think i accidentally threw away my one pair of blue jeans last night T-T

#they were in a paper grocery bag with some other stuff #i threw away a bag my roommate put a bunch of wrappers and other trash in while cleaning #if she accidentally put those in the bag with my pants and i threw them out i fr think im gonna cry #cant find the pants bag ANYWHERE #god fucking damn it

[leatherbookmark]

According to Ellis, women are fascinated by male strength, but they have no opinions about male beauty. Insensitive almost to the point of being blind, they have a discerning eye for male beauty not greatly different from that of the normal male. (Forbidden Colours, trans. Alfred H. Marks, Penguin edition p. 94)

oh mr mishima you would be pleasantly surprised by kpop stans. perhaps even disgusted

#shrimp thoughts #my mother yesterday: is this all we are as women? to fawn over and get stupidly excited over men's bodies and what they have in their pants #because some kpop girlies were thirsting over jk on twt apparently. lady you are in kpop guy thirsting corner of the website #augh no but seriously while i loved confessions of a mask forbidden colours is... A Journey certainly #50 shades of misogyny in which all men are convinced women are the oppressing class except every time a female character appears #even if the narration is going out of its way to tell you the reader about how stupid and limited and suffering in its misery she is... #it's like. yknow if not for the stupid ass men and the misogynistic society this girl would've been happy. #eeeeevery single time i see female characters casually wondering if their partners have someone on the side -- which should be a deal #breaker but isn't -- and just bear it in silence instead of cutting the bitch off once and for all i am mentally looking into the camera. #shunsuke fucking. 'is amazed that 'and old person with kidney disease could do him so unwitting a bodily injury just because she was a #woman' and then the bodily injury is that she gives him her dead husband's necktie pin which he puts in his pocket and forgets about #and then later he puts his hand in his pocket and pricks his fingertip on it. this is what kinda person shunsuke is lmao #'i don't want to read the classics! they're all just old misogynistic white men!' diversity win! this classic has old misogynistic #JAPANESE men instead!

[anaalnathrakhs]

i want to hide in a hole

#my friend celebrates her birthday in a couple days #and i KNOW how important it is for her that people make an effort #and dress up and shit #she gave a theme for the party and all #she was so disappointed when her family refused to make that kind of effort #but man jesus christ am i not in the place to dress up #am i not in the place for anything actually lmao #i feel like shit so fucking constantly #i can handle putting on some nicer clothes but like.... a theme. a fucking theme. how do you want me to do a theme. #i have one good pair of pants. one skirt. five thousand baggy yoga pants i wear every day. #i have silly tshirts. i barely even wear them anymore. #i can't keep letting people down like this #especially since i was all like oh no that sucks :( that's not very nice of them :( when she told me abt her family not being dressed nicel #regjherkjrhehkhr fuck me i hope the gifts are pertinent enough to make up for that #broadcasting my misery #vent

[bringbackgoth]

started my day determined to have a Sad Sack Crybaby day where I just loused around and slumped on furniture but the weather was so beautiful and when I took Scoops outside to bask in it some neighbor children wanted to pet him which led to all of us migrating to my backyard so they could play on the 30 year old 'playset'(two swings and a slide) while I chilled and absorbed the sun in my chair and they chased and ran away from my puppy and then threw him sticks and toys until he was SO exhausted and then finally a Mother came over and sat in the other chair to 'watch' them and...

it was really nice. I didn't have time to be a sad sack, just had time to chill and absorb the sun and breathe the over-pollinated air and enjoy the sounds of kiddos running around my yard.

I think I needed that.

#the benefits of being friends with your neighbors #I've been meaning to tear down that janky old playset for years but shit like this keeps happening #My 11 year old neighbor who was doing most of the 'babysitting' took advantage of her mom coming over and took a turn on the swing #and whooooooo boy she really put that old wood through its paces #she was twisting and turning as she swung back and forth and the WHOLE frame was rocking #I'm like girl.... you might have aged out of this ancient old playset(very likely older than ME) #but it did not fall apart... today #I even got an unexpected hug from one of the kiddos as a 'thank you' #which was weird but appreciated #loaded them up with ice and water as they played - hydration is important #it's nice to have a surprisingly good day #and I know that looking after these two other kids was a strain on the family so I'm glad I was able to alleviate some stress for them #and Scoops was SO FUCKING HAPPY #he sounded like a little train with how hard he was panting afterwards