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Professor from Hogwarts: you four explain now
Slytherin: it was griffindor
Ravenclaw: it was griffindor
Hufflepuff: it was griffindor
Griffindor: it was griffindor
Griffindor:.......
Griffindor: shit
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X: if ravenclaw jumped of a cliff would you jum....
Griffindor: yes
X:....
Griffindor: if ravenclaw is jumping off a cliff it must be for a good reason
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Slytherin: I am not a sweet and loving person. I am a stone cold person and nothing can break me.
Ravenclaw: What about an hour ago when you literally cried because Hufflepuff was wearing your beanie, and you said “they look so adorable”?
Slytherin: Did I ask for your opinion?
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Slytherin: Have you been yelled at by raven yet?
Griffindor: Ha! I’m not scared of them.
Slytherin: So that’s a “no” then.
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Ravenclaw: at this point I don't know if I need a hug, 6 months of sleep or to get hit by a car
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Gryffindor: *Wakes up and screams*
Slytherin: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Hufflepuff: Shouldn't we stop them?
Ravenclaw: Hang on, I wanna see who wins.
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Ravenclaw: I’m always scared, but at the same time; I have an arrogant self hatred that makes me wish for death,,, so..
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Ravenclaw: sly you look exhausted, what happened?
Slytherin: Well I have a headache, it comes and goes
*Gryffindor walks in to the room*
Slytherin: oh, it’s back again
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Slytherin: I TOLD HUFF I'D COOK DINNER FOR THEM BUT I CAN'T COOK HELP!
Ravenclaw, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought I could help?
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Ravenclaw: I’m microwaving some coffee.  Gryffindor: You really did give up on getting your life back together
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Hufflepuff: hey, are you crying?
Slytherin: No, I just have allergic reaction
Hufflepuff: To what?
Slytherin: My life
Hufflepuff: ...
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Ravenclaw: do you want to know something infuriating?
Ravenclaw: this morning, I woke up again. how rude.
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Griffindor: Whoever makes ravenclaw fall asleep, without magic, will win one-hundred dollars.
Slytherin, holding a frying pan: Where are they?
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Gryffindor: Why do you always assume I’m doing something stupid?
Ravenclaw: To save time.
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Gryffindor: Why are you so hateful?
Slytherin: i am full of love you bitch
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Ravenclaw: Why would you give a knife to hufflepuff?!
Slytherin: She said she felt unsafe!
Ravenclaw: Well now I feel unsafe!
Slytherin:
Ravenclaw:
Slytherin, reaching inside his pocket: ... You want a knife?
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