*watching a commercial trying to make the yeti sexy*
hufflepuff: they aren’t seriously trying to convince us these people want to fuck the yeti right?
ravenclaw: i don’t know, i’d be curious
hufflepuff: babe, you’re gay
ravenclaw: monster fucker first, lesbian second
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Hufflepuff running in the room panicking: I KILLED HIM! I KILLED HIM SLYTHERIN!
Slytherin: whoa whoa hufflepuff calm down who did you kill what happened?! *panic*
Hufflepuff: ...I killed him *in a whisper*
Slytherin: Who puff. Who? *places both hands on puff's shoulders*
Hufflepuff making eye contact with slytherin and rasis her hands, on her hand is the smeared blood of-
Slytherin: A FLY?! YOU GOT ME SICK WORRIED FOR A FLY?!
Hufflepuff: I don't know okay I panicked its the first time I killed a fly!
Slytherin: *sigh and facepalms*
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ravenclaws when they sit down to study 2021
highlighters, ballpoint pens, sticky notes, notebook, notebook to rewrite notes, and textbook is out on the table
mere minutes ago they decided, and i quote, “lol frick school get rekt i can marry rich” but the independent killjoy in them won so here we are now
music is playing in the background
we have our coffee in one corner and lets go✨✨
they really try to make studying look pretty
“oh wow, mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
they use word association to find the answer
“alright so cell membrane, mem-brain, brain controls, controls the passage of materials in and out of the cell bOOM” [ drops notes ] “okay now 1 down, 10 more”
they spot ONE WORD in a textbook and get distracted
“‘...it is vital for cell division’ must be that motisis thing anyway— huh. im not even sure thats the right word..morisis? nono its has a t in it im sure”
[ searches up motisis cell division ] “OH MITOSIS— did we learn that?”
because to be honest they werent even paying attention to the session
too busy maladaptive daydreaming
they survive off of the powerpoints their teachers upload after class
[ tries to recall what the teacher said while we pretended that our fictional significant other gives an angry love confession ]
oh god.
hey dude r up??? did miss discuss about mitosis
its literally 11 pm right now
what r u talking about its not that late
she didnt discuss that
...
are u sure
yes.
r u mad at me?
seen at 11:11 pm
crumpled sticky notes lie in one corner, coffee is chugged, essential oil is practically shoved up their nostril, and is that mario party music playing in the background?
one page in their notebook is just full of sticky notes
but dont worry, they’ll rewrite it anyway on their prettier notebook
if they mess up the rewrite AHAHA NO PROBLEM [ rips out the page and starts again ]
back is hunched over as they highlight nearly everything on their printed learning guide
“b-but EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT????”
the printer is the loudest thing in the world at 12:38 am in the morning
they HAVE to make sure they covered everything
okay lets cut the cameras for a sec okay. do they really need to study this hard? no. ravenclaws are some of the most intelligent people ive ever met, when you give them information it sticks to their brain. the thing is, they have absolutely no faith in themselves. and im pretty sure most of them have impostor syndrome so they feel the need to constantly prove that they are worthy and hard-working. okay that got kind of dark.
back to our regularly scheduled programming
“finally, im done with the phases of mitosis. now lets go back to the basic parts of the cell.”
“ooooooo i love the colors in this illustration” [ prints it out ]
the photo comes out in black and white
that is their breaking point.
shallow breathing and ripping scratch paper as a stress reliever
and what is that? OH NO NOT THE WAVE OF DEPRESSION COMING IN
okay its all good now. i just watched an snl compilation and aggressively wrote down my thoughts
after choosing a nice color scheme and rewriting the notes with foldable tabs they finally went to bed at 1:56 am
they take the test the next day, only to discover that mitosis was NOT in fact part of the lesson
oh. well then. the more you learn. [ screams internally ]
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