#re roommates

[ignify-caligo]

Chris: Hey, do you know the password to Albert’s computer?

Leon: Fuck you, Chris.

Chris: Hey!!

Leon: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyouChris”.

Chris: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

#incorrect resident evil quotes #resident evil incorrect quotes #chris redfield #albert wesker #leon s kennedy #chrisker #chreon #weskeon #resident evil #biohazard #re roommates #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #bet chris has a matching password that reads ‘fuck off Albert’ lmao/jk

[owlpellet]

having the whitest problem on earth: my dad got some already antique balinese masks at an estate sale 40 years ago and officially made them my problem by hiding them in a box of other masks he gave me and now i have to call museums asking who can take them because it turns out they are priceless cultural items. thanks dad.

#some followers may remember my posting about this years ago #i have just had them sitting in a box since that point because #wtf do you do with a pair of 100 year old demon-fighting ritual masks that aren't yours #you put them in a box and say 'i do not see it' is what #until your roommates say 'please get rid of the haunted masks' #and you re-google the haunted masks and learn their actual value #and your computer crashes when you google the haunted masks #making your roommate reiterate that you really need to get rid of the haunted masks #so anyway that's my sunday #(no i do not believe the masks are actually haunted)

[honeylashofficial]

I made more :]

#don’t worry my roommate isn’t here this weekend #and even if she was she would be watching right alongside me #memes #hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitblr #hermitcraft memes #low res hermits #gamers outreach #charity

[chipper-smol]

@pupppppppy is to blame for this scene finally getting out of my head

Context: this is the split second when possessed Wukong punches Nezha into the ground and then turns to MK. These two are not on good terms in this au, so Wukong begging for Macaque to save MK is a pretty big deal

scene after courtesy of puppy

#myart #fanart #lmk #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid #re-boundau #six eared macaque #sun wukong #ok a brief synopsis for the au: Macaque is trapped in wukong's shadow after he died #and now they're stuck as shitty roommates #i def recommend diving in the re-boundau tag cause i got good stuff #i just havent touched this au in a while bc I need #to know #exactly how macaque died #and that info is so so so close in either the s4 special or s5 #so im juST WAITING HERE

[sunshine-zenith]

That’s how that scene went, right?

#trans fem jonathan harker #Jonathan Harker #Dracula #Dracula daily #re dracula #the weird sisters dracula #dracula’s brides #Dracula’s roommates #count dracula #cy art #cy fanart #yes I got lazy #broke 100 #broke 500

[faeghoulz]

what a nice couple! i’m sure they have never committed any crimes ^_^

#my art #art #reanimator #bride of the reanimator #dan cain #herbert west #danbert fluff #danbert art #danbert #re animator fanart #reanimator fanart #re animator #the reanimator #herbert west fanart #oh my god they were roommates #fanart #neon aesthetic #neon art

[iniro]

usual breakfast 🥞

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#myart #oc #terato #asmodeus #haneul #drawing this took so long hjgjhgf #full res n process for this is on my ptreon :3 #demonic roommate

[femboyyuri]

this is like body horror for drinks

#test #pic #roommate said it looks like a re village collectable

[bluecatwriter]

Jonathan is losing it.

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#my art #dracula daily #re: dracula #jonathan harker #dracula's roommates #dracula (novel) #my comics

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

i've been having thoughts

do we see herbert's room in bride? we see dan and francesca in a bedroom, but during those scenes herbert is always either being a pouty jealous bitch in the basement or in the hallway spying on them.. why would the undertaker's old house have two bedrooms.. herbert doesn't sleep a lot... what if, what if there is only one room,

#omg they WERE roommates #i'm imagining dan sleeps there every night alone #he's a heavy sleeper #but every once in a while he wakes up to the other side of the bed being slightly warmer #his only indication that herbert decided to catch a few zs in bed w him #instead of slumped over the desk downstairs #anyway just thoughts #headcanons #the gay agenda #danbert #dan cain #daniel cain #herbert west #reanimator #re animator

[ignify-caligo]

*Something crashes*

Leon: Shoot-

Chris: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Albert: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

#incorrect resident evil quotes #resident evil incorrect quotes #leon s kennedy #chris redfield #albert wesker #chreon #chrisker #weskeon #wesker x leon #resident evil #biohazard #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #re roommates #these three in a roommate set up would be both a nightmare and comedy lmao #also idek if there’s a ship name for wesker x leon so invented a eevee evolution I guess lmao

[see-arcane]

A fun thing to notice with today’s entry. 

When Dracula originally tells Jonathan to write that he would be staying with the Count for another month, the date was May 12. That implies Jonathan would’ve been able to ‘leave’ (get drinked) around June 12. Now the exit date has been pushed back to June 30. The serious takeaway is that, for fun and for punishment, Jonathan is now being coerced into playing out the cat and mouse psychological torture session for another month and a half. He’s got three whole new weeks to stew in.

Which is insidious...but also useful, considering Jonathan is actively playing for time. So it’s not much of a punishment.

For him.

The Brides: You said we’d get him by June 12th!

Dracula: Hmm. So I did. But, there’s work to be done. Can’t be helped.

The Brides: What work? You finished all the real estate junk a week ago!

Dracula: Maybe I need his help picking out color swatches for the walls. 

The Brides: >:( >:( >:(

Dracula: :)

The Brides: ...Is this because we tried to sneak a drink from him ahead of schedule? 

Dracula: Who can say? My ways are manifold and mysterious.

The Brides: Your ways are bullshit.

Dracula: My ways are about to include a solicitor-shaped thermos for the road and no kisses at all if you want to keep it up.

#Dracula taking the same attitude as someone working hard to perfect a dessert everyone will get to share (after he gets first bite!) #only for his roommates to show up and try to sneak a slice behind his back before he's even DONE with it #'Just for that you get no Jonathan privileges for another three weeks >:(' #jonathan harker #dracula #brides of dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily

[chipper-smol]

made a handful of lmk posts and I already have an AU? that tracks

what if Macaque became stuck as Sun Wukong’s literal shadow, essentially making the worst pair of roommates you’ve ever seen?

Extra Bonus:

#lego monkie kid #lmk #sun wukong #six eared acaque #Re-boundAU #myart #fanart #ive drawn like an introductory image like thREE TIMES #took a break on one and then went like 'OOH but what if i did it from this angle?' #did that twice #anyway #get ready for annoying roommate shenanigans #I like the shadowpeach ship but the way I ship shadowpeach is #sfnfsfng I ship them like annoying roommates #so this'll hopefully be fun for both parts of the fandom who enjoy and dont enjoy the ship #also if you cant tell im being super clean with my language so this actually shOWS UP IN THE TAG

[ratchildmcgee]

No one:

Herbert West in the first 5 minutes of Bride of Re-Animator: *Dragging is injured boyfriend out of what's left of the med tent* "Come on Dan... Let's go home..."

Me:

#SPOILERS! #Dan Cain #Herbert West #reanimator #bride of reanimator #beyond reanimator #im normal about this #its fine #i'm fine #everything is fine #they were roommates #they're in love your honor #EVERYTHING IS FINE DAMNIT!!! #i'm normal #👍 #herbert west #dan cain #comfort character #re animator #lovecraft #lovecraftian horror #h.p. lovecraft #miskatonic university #miskatonic u #the miskatonic massacre #jeffery combs #bruce abbott #barbara crampton #they're gay your honor

[spw-art]

if “unnatural” why cute 🤨

#bride of re-animator #Gloria reanimator #herbert west #they’re father and daughter your honor #when do we get the reanimator sitcom where is Dan trying to pass off his weird roommate and kind of daughter as normal people

[mossymandibles]

I started to replay the Re 3 remake and wanted to draw my favorite melted glad bag monster man

Somehow it turned into an au where he’s a joth and has his jort wearing nonverbal buddy Mr.X

#monster art #monster dude #nemesis #mr x #tyrant #resident evil #and they were roommates #i know everyone is freaking about the re 4 remake #I���m still stuck in the past lol