#requisit

[isolatecopy]

requisit - step closer EP, 2021. artwork by diego becerra.

#diego becerra #requisit #free advice #step closer

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

#or how many abbreviations that you’ll come across that mean something different from what you’ve always known #I stopped reading a requisition to make this post because I read a sentence that was like #‘something something the COR and the contractor POC’ #and I stopped like ‘contractor person of color???’ before remembering Point of Contract #also no one at my job tells you what any of this stuff means. they’re just like Morgan can you take care of this DOA?’ #and I gotta sit there like Dead on Arrival??? before figuring out it’s a Delegation of Authority spreadsheet

[bucksboobs]

Both the major same sex couples in Chimney’s life right now met through him… the Actual Greatest Ally in the 118, possibly the world.

#Howard Han #BuckTommy #HenRen #(BuckTommy counts because while Hen requisitioned the copter it was Chimney’s idea to tag along with the rest of the 118 #also can we discuss that Hen’s plan was to GO ALONE???)

[atinylittlepain]

more hairy women in fic

more women of color in fic

more fat women in fic

more tall women in fic

more loud women in fic

more self-assured women in fic

and less hairless, juvenile, white-washed, diminished little girl-doll-women in fic

#literally it's just so... boring? #requisite PSA that [REDACTED]'s impossibly large penis will not save you #gin shut up

[bread--quest]

CHAG CHANUKKAH SAMEACH TO ALL!!!! hope you had a wonderful 8 nights of light and joy :)

and a merry christmas to those who celebrate ^-^

#wow look something original!! #Requisite Jewish Spiteposting #hanukah coming at this time of year is kind of annoying cause it makes celebrating both holidays at once (which my family does) hard #but it's fun because i can do stuff like this :)

[the-lumpfish-king]

#196 #hungryposting #cool food tricks to prank your friends with #how will you make your italian food now without the requisite amount of garlic?

[chaoticshark98]

completely forgot to post this here but i wanted to prove ryo do not have a fuck ass bob…

#saw a coordination chart with blonde anime guys and it placed ryo in the cunty #cunty and fuck ass bob section #…. im so sorry but he DOES NOT its more of a mullet gis hair doesnt even pass the requisites of a FAB #ryo asuka #devilman #i was an avid devilman fan and when i saw the chart it hit a cord in me /lh

[acecroft]

JUSTIFIED 1.08

#justifiededit #tvedit #justified #justified fx #tim gutterson #jacob pitts #mygifs #televisiongifs #useroptional #userstream #'i'm officially requisitioning this chicken' still iconic

[welcometogrouchland]

your talia in your newest comic is very pretty 💜 shiny hair save me….

AHH THANK YOU SM I didn't shade her hair originally when I was coloring cause I was trying to streamline things but it looked so incomplete without it...I can't help it if she has L'Oreal model energy. Anyway you're always really nice on my Steph posts so here's some misc Stephs I had lying around as thanks for this ask (feat one of those alt cowl designs i posted back when!)

#dc comics #dc #stephanie brown #batgirl #batgirls #asks #i have many wips that I don't feel are worthy of posting but yknow? these ones aint half bad #I've already done a lot of my essential steph reading so now I'm just looking for other stuff shes been in #she's briefly in the GA trade I'm reading rn! big win! I didn't even know that when i bought it but fate is fate #I'm gonna read batgirls at some point but i have to be in a headspace for it w/ the requisite amount of context #also i know it's one of those series you need to stick with to get the maximum amount of enjoyment with it #since every review I've read has said ''i know it starts off rough but PLEASE just get past the midpoint it gets better'' #so i gotta be in that headspace too #(demons in my head saying 'or you could just reread cass' batgirl run' and I'm like STOP I NEED TO FINISH GA AND BB LEAVE ME BE!!!) #anyway thank you for this it was really nice <3 #mine

[spectre-requisitions-exchange]

THE SPECTRE REQUISITIONS RARE PAIR EXCHANGE RETURNS FOR 2024

Are you a rare pair shipper? Do you love those pairings that canon never supplied? Or maybe you’re just good ol’ shipping trash who loves to ship almost EVERYONE in the Mass Effect universe? Then boy do we have good news for you!

The Spectre Requisitions Rare Pair Exchange is here!  We’re a rare pair fanart and fanfiction exchange that’s open for the Mass Effect Trilogy and Mass Effect Andromeda. Whether you started with the original Mass Effect or got into the series through Andromeda or the remaster; whether you favor gen and platonic or threesomes and moresomes -- we want you to join us! Mark the dates on your calendar and get those thinking caps on for nominations!

If you’re not already in the Discord, come join us! It’s open year-round for all your rare pair needs. 2024 SCHEDULE

Nominations begin: January 18 Nominations end: January 25 Signup begins: January 26 Signup ends: February 10 Assignments: February 13 (at latest) Assignments due: March 25 Assignment reveal: April 1 Creator reveal: April 8

Watch this space for a guide to nominations! We can't wait to see what rare relationship goodness you come up with this year!

#mass effect #mass effect trilogy #mass effect andromeda #mass effect fanfiction #mass effect spectre requisitions #spectre requisitions #specreqs2024 #mass effect fanart #mass effect rare pairs #commander shepard #pathfinder ryder #normandy sr2 #rare pairs #fanfiction exchanges #fanfiction exchange #fanfic #fanart exchange

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #ichiban kasuga #jo sawashiro #masumi arakawa #snap sketches #sorry every time i draw jo i think of this vine its like. a legal requisite in my brain to think of it #unrelated tag ramble time i finished smile. it was. :) #it wasnt especially good but it wasnt the worst thing ever- it was funny but definitely not intentionally LMAO #a sad kind of funny ig but id have to explain the entire series to elaborate on that #i feel slimy saying i didnt really like the romance but it just.. it just didnt work for me.. #cant wait to start garden of wind.... second time nakai's chara has a terminal illness and has to reconcile with his family... awesome... #ok bye im gonna make porkfloss onigiri because ive lost control of my life #i need medical attention cause i just keep thinkin bout how cute ttm is.. maybe pork floss onigiri will fix me.. <- doubt

[isolatecopy]

requisit - AAX, album cover, 2021.

#requisit #AAX #free advice

[prince-liest]

Don't mind me getting on my soapbox for a moment... a lot of this musing is admittedly for the sake of my own processing of this topic, re: aroaceness. Read at your own peril! <3

I'm generally a very "ship and let ship" kind of person, but I think I would definitely append a little caveat of, like, "As long as you're not being actively invalidating and detrimental to others" to that. Which is a delightfully vague statement that can be interpreted practically any way, I know, hahaha.

In the case of this particular post I've just been thinking about how, like... seeing an aroace character like Alastor get written into dozens upon dozens of PWPs (including ones that don't even touch on the subject of his aceness at all) is really not something that I personally find to be hurtful or offensive. It's just smut for the sake of smut, of a character people want to see awful, sexy things done to (or doing). Valid! I vibe with you! More people should just write the PWPs they want to see in the world!

But on the other hand, I've several times seen this very particular type of art (usually it's a comic, but admittedly I haven't been reading very many Hazbin Hotel fics so maybe it's there, too) where Alastor is slotted into the "methinks the lady doth protest too much" trope. As in, he's expressing strong feelings about a character (usually Vox or Lucifer, sometimes Angel Dust) to someone, probably Rosie, and the person he's confiding to is some variant of, "Oh, silly Alastor, you're obviously in love!" And then he denies it, says that the very idea disgusts him, and the character titters to themselves about how he's so naive in the matters of romance or whatever.

And it's, like.

The "strong feelings" in question are almost always frustration/annoyance/disgust, and him being like, "Nnnno, I just hate his person" is treated like a silly and naive misunderstanding of his own feelings because obviously he's in love. Please imagine that Alastor was a female character who was established to be a lesbian. Now examine how that suddenly makes this scene feel.

(Also, Rosie being the go-to for this is a little frustrating when she's the one who, in canon, explicitly says that she wouldn't make that assumption of him.)

There's such a chasm of difference between how I see people wanting to ship Alastor for reasons of "I just want to!" vs folks who engage with him being aroace in ways that are infantilizing and invalidating. There are so many people out there - not just aro/ace people, but anyone who's not exclusively into the standard type of person they should be into at the time society deems they should be into them, which is most queer people and even many cishet folks - that have been told that exact kind of thing in real life. It reads like something out of a compulsory heterosexuality guidebook, and it actively makes it harder to leave the closet or even realize that you're in one at all.

So I guess it just feels frustrating to see it get made into a punchline, especially by folks who are shipping queer ships. I genuinely can't wait until fandom society advances to the point of consistently treating aro/acespec folks as queer instead of Queer Lite (TM), because let me tell you, ime the comphet experience and the amato/allonormativity experience are in fact nigh-identical except for how they're treated within online communities. There's a reason the pan -> gay -> ace pipeline is a thing.

But, hey! We're already doing way better than we were in 2012!

#personal #aro #ace #aroace #long post #sexuality #please don't come to this post talking about “but gray ace/demi” because I truly don't want to write the requisite 8 paragraph response #just trust me that I know and I don't think it contradicts the specific point I'm making #this is a personal musing on my personal blog because I'm too lazy to separate personal and fandom blogs unu #hazbin hotel #alastor

[finchmarie]

spectre recquisitions 2024

This was my first year participating in @spectre-requisitions-exchange and I hope I get to do so again next year, everyone has been incredibly kind and also everyone is so super talented!!

A huge huge thank you to my gifter who wrote me some fantastically delicous old man smut!!

Take Me Down by MyGorramShip (LoneSurvivor) for FinchMarie (Explicit)

My piece was for @dandenbo and I got the opportunity to draw their NB Shep Otto, and it filled my little queer heart with joy.

Also I'm very proud of how it turned out! It's my most explicit art to date and I'm excited to have ripped off the band aid on that so my art can get shamelessly more filthy in the future. Sorry in advance buds gotta be logged into AO3 to see the full thing!

Be Gentle by FinchMarie for DanDenbo (Explicit)

#Spec Recs 2024 #Spectre Requisitions #Otto Shepard #Thane Krios #Mass Effect Art #Shepard x Thane #Mass Effect Doodles #From Finch #Finch Doodles #For Finch #Mass Effect

[brewed-pangolin]

Soap loves to send you the most random and obscene text messages while he's on leave....

NSFWish under the cut...

You'll be at work, sternly focused on the task at hand when you hear the subtle vibration of your phone on your desk.

You take a quick glance. Recognizing Soap's contact photo and decide to humor him by reading his text.

'Did you know the human rectum can stretch up to 8 inches in diameter?'

You pause momentarily, diverting your eyes before continuing with his message.

'And that raccoons can squeeze through wholes 4 inches wide?'

You read the message. Again. And again. Eyes scrunched and silently mouthing 'what the fuck?' The absurdity of it conveyed on your bemused yet lighthearted expression, shaking your head as you begin to type a thorough and apathetic response.

Only to be interrupted by another text...

'Which means you can fit two full grown raccoons up your ass.'

You don't hesitate with your swift texted response.

'Stop it'.

Before you can even put your phone down, it vibrates with yet another notification.

'Got'ya now, bonnie.'

'STOP. IT.'

Your phone then falls silent, and you continue on with your day.

Only when you clock out and exit into the parking lot to your car do you notice the remnants of Soap's furry induced goading.

An adorable, smiling plush raccoon sitting on your windshield. Doey eyed and innocent.

And your first thought is just as lewd as his initial text message...

Is this Soap's unconventional way of asking to try anal?

Drabbles Masterlist

I have no idea where this came from. I'm sorry (not sorry). Have a wonderful day.

@deadbranch @sofasoap @d3athtr4psworld @jynxmirage @homicidal-slvt @obligatoryghoststare @punishmepunisher @glitterypirateduck @kkaaaagt @mykneeshurt @shotmrmiller @astraluminaaa @haurasha @writeforfandoms @havoc973 @thetrashpossum @ang3lc @luismickydees

#raccoon requisition #soap lemme smash #such a devious little bastard #soap drabble #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap squad #soap squad 🧼 #call of duty #cod #this is what goes on in my brain #we're all a little mad here

[zylphiacrowley]

Something small... the familiar feeling of home.

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#Final Fantasy XIV #FFXIV #Final Fantasy 14 #FF14 #Feyrn Valen #Viis #Viera #ffxiv wol #ffxiv gpose #See something good happened to them! #Feyrn waking up at the crack of afternoon #since they still can't sleep very well in the dark. #How Miounne managed to 'requisition' their bow back from the Wood Wailers is her secret to keep. #In all honesty I suppose she's just really well respected so they might've just given it to her #but I do picture her to be rather more 'Mama bear' with Feyrn even more so than she is with a lot of other adventurers #since Feyrn is clearly Going Through It:tm: