#rhis was so fun 2 make tho

[kiiraes]

#should be doing homework wah #rhis was so fun 2 make tho #posts that breached containment #b

[kurjakani]

Blorbo bingo for courtiers from the arcana?

Omg sorry rhis will be long

VALDEMAR

Like i genuinely dont know wjat tonsay. Tjis bitcb is currenrly ravaging my grey matter. I keep thinking about making a double coned hat inspired by them & sm medieval images ive found. I am going to buy the shaker charm for them when i havw some money again i rly fucking rarely buy any merch but for them. If anyone has anu rly good fanmade merch to link pls hmy i need to fill my life with their visage.

Me and valdemar r like. We r girls who made a blood pact at age 11 under a creek.

VOLTA

Idk what to tell u im p much like. I am Volta? Volta is me. I am her but if she was like a little guy from modern times. Volta is me? I am deadass planning to cosplay her.

Genuinwly tho she rlu reasonates w me. Glutton, (and in my case its a food thint but also a glutton for pleasures) to the point whrre it blanks out her ability to comprihend situations. Also runs away from problems. Pathetic little whimp. Thats me shes me im the same stature/shape as her also. Btw im Volta

Vlastomil

He is 8ugjkshhaushajakjsisjsjsd. Ok so. I defi wish we got more of him im SOSOSOSOSOSSO HAPPY that we get to swe his mansion in gamw?????? Its fuckinh dope btw. Anyways he is like one of the hottest characters in arcana. S2g ppl do not give him enough credit and when im done w work today i might try to doodle some tit pics of him.

I dont think. I need to say rhis. But the autism is rly strong w thisnone. Like not tje my autism attaching on him (which, that too yes), but like. He is so fucking. Oh my god

Vulgora

This is rly tough for me ro say bc i love all the courtiers but. I think along w Valdemar, Vulgora IS my favourite? They're just. So. Fucking. Intense. And as a rather intense person myself, i find it rly rly delightful (in fiction. Kinda scares me irl) when someone is capable of matching that? I am drawn 2 characters who are off the wall- weather visibly like Vulgora & Vlastomil & Volta or more Subdued like Valdemar. But Vulgoras energy just GETS ME. I think it would be so fucking fun to mess with them. God. I think along w that brash anger and pompousness does come a lot of frusturation which is SO fucking cute.

Also i think Vulgora jas just a rly fucking fun design???? Like they were not shy when designing them. Honestly their design rn is giving me some inspi for some of my own projects on just "your3 allowed to be extra and get inspiration from those golden palace theatre costumes".

I wanna marry Vulgora ans drive them fucking nuts

VALERIUS

CHARACTER BINGO

#kanitalk #ask #anon #TYSM FOR ASKING SORRY THIS WAS SO LONG!!!! I LOVE TALKINT SBT THEM THO

[avianii]

FELLOW TENNIS BESTIE. i have questions as someone who’s been repressing this special inchrest to be normal for 11 years of my life:

best/favorite stroke

preferred serve (kick/slice/flat)

doubles, singles, or mixed

serve and volley?

i-formation/australian or default doubles formation?

do. you. like. the. net. (this one’s the dealbreaker btw)

TY OMG I LOVE RHIS ASK!

ok fav stroke has got to be the slice just because it's always been something I'm good at. and it drives people insane when balls just don't bounce up lol. backhand or forehand doesn't really matter but forehand is what I go for most of the time. BUT my down the line forehand shots are def a close second. screwed up my shoulder a bit recently so I haven't been able to make them as much as before tho 😔

flat serves!!! they just make more sense to me tbh, and are also the only ones I can actually aim with lol.

I mostly play doubles and have been stuck at 2nd doubles on my school team for the past 2 years but singles are so fun when you find those people who are just challenging enough to play. I don't think I've ever played competitive mixed tho so idk about that. probably would be fun tho

yes. 100%.

I usually play default because we usually don't have enough time to figure out serve formations during our tennis season and also I have yet to find a doubles partner willing to stick with me :/

and HELL YEAH I LOVE THE NET honestly I'm probably a safety hazard up there considering the number of people I've hit by accident (gave a girl a concussion swing volleying into her face freshman year 😭😭😭) but it's so much more fun than just chilling at the baseline for the entire match

#tennis besties <3 #mutuals #i will fight people on this #the net is the best and most fun part of tennis

[poorgay]

Childe 8+ Moms AU/Abyss Moms Polycule MasterPost

ive had enough of linking things ( ・∇・) 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 (again thanks 2 @/8417 & @/milfmorax my coconspirators who came up with the master post idea among many other things)

plot is: no genshin woman is acc dead they all 1) fake their deaths 2) go to the abyss 3) have petty drama with one another 4) end up in a polycule 5) adopt childe

for the ones that aren't dead canonically, rules 2-5 still apply

(they're all kinda bad people whatever cant women do anything 🙄)

✨featuring✨:

childe genshin impact

the tsaritsa

raiden makoto

guizhong

skirk

columbina

arlecchino

alice

rhinedottir

istaroth

the goddess of flowers (nabu malikata)

zhongli sometimes when i feel like bullying him

in release order

1:

2:

3:

4:

5:

6:

7:

8:

ai fun times:

⚠️these are just the main posts ive made explicitly including childe with reference to more than one ship! if u wanna see more of a specific ship go to the #rhice, #thundersnow, or #abysslilies tags on my page! (those are the ones i've written about so far....)⚠️

(if u wanna make stuff 4 this au go ahead lolol)

#masterpost #childe 8+ moms au #abyss moms polycule #♡ genshin ♡ #i love using blue for this au acc #lolololol the posts are still the same in previous what ever cant be helped 🤷‍♀️

[padfootastic]

hcs about miss pen coming right up—

(I'm so excited to type this cause it's like those art videos where they choose colours without light and then is skin is green kwim? )

1) can follow along with a recipe/good enough cook but don't do it often cause don't want to wash up (absolutely valid if tho– bartan are just not the vibe)

2) social actually like not daily put partying but have this group of 5-6 friends that you just have always have had you know

3) not teachers pet but also not a trouble maker. they used to have a soft spot for you but you were a bit sarcastic talkative in class or used to have longer nails or something that would make you occasionally get in trouble

4) either took 4 classes of art as kid or very good dancer.

5) I'm gonna go with favourite subject was EVS till 5th-6th

6) have never broken a bone but did have stupid injuries as a kid

7) type of person who complaints about it's too hot/too cold, says their favourite season is Mansoon but jab humidity hoti h you're like nah i think i actually prefer winter (it's a lie you don't like any seasons)

8) friends parents and relatives used to say like you're the role model (in the sense ki beta dekho ye kitni polite/ kitni achche se baat kar rhi h/ kitni helpful h/ basically auntie whisperer) and your friends/cousins would just look at the aunties that have they grown two heads cause ye ladki? ye — abhi do second phle hame aise harkaton ke ideas de rhi thi.

9) absolutely not a morning person (which If thai you are i would be so surprised cause your sleep schedule 😭)

10) like fashion to a reasonable extent like whenever you step out you're put together in an effortless way it's not a remarkable oh my god look at this person's style. but a second they notice you properly wow you look good today type.

!!!! omg ash, lowkey impressed at how right u are for some of these? like,,,now i’m frantically combing thru our conversations tryna figure out where i gave myself away lmao

1. is half correct—i’m a pretty good cook (if i do say so myself 💀) and i actually like washing dishes lol so that’s never stopped me—i am very chindi tho, so i reuse bartan all the time to minimise.

2. true!! i’m fully an extrovert and i have about 2-3 groups of solid friends from different periods of my life; 10/10 would recommend, esp girl gangs.

3. no but this is literally so on point?? i was a very well liked child but i also talked the heck out of everyone’s patience and i was always bouncing around to other classes + i’d exasperated many (including the principal) w my coloured hair & messy uniforms & general…rowdiness lol

4 & 5 are sadly incorrect :( i did take classes for almost everything as a child but i’m not great at any of it. and my fav class is and always has been english!! (until socio came & overtook)

6. beep! another winner!!! i have all sorts of scratches and cuts and scars bc i used to do so much stupid shit. i remember climbing this half-constructed structure once bc there were puppies somewhere inside and i rly wanted to see and ended up having this like. rebar rod thing fully slice into my forearm. u can still see the scar now, like over a decade later lol

and no yaar 😭😭 i like to think 7 is not me—i’m v accommodating and i try not to complain even when i rly wanna (growing up around whiny rich kids has instilled a fear in me to not be the same lol)

8 is very, very true. i take a lot of pride in being almost all my friends’ parents’ favorite; aunty whisperer is a v good name for it too bc grandparents love me ;) (and yes, i was also the one to corrupt almost every single of them. fun times)

u already know 9 is true lmao what can i even say

and 10–hmmmmmmmmmm i’ll give it a. 0.3. bc im a very. very staunch ‘grab whatever and put it on’ kinda gal which means i can (and have) live(d) off The Chair for months on end. it never looks terrible but yah. acceptable i’d say.

What do you think of me: HC edition

#no. 3 is very james potter coded u don’t have to tell me #he’s my fav character to project onto lol #re 7– i remember not using the AC even when the temp was going into 40s bc i was stubborn #and wanted to increase my tolerance lol #would come straight home from school and plop down o the cool floor w my shirt off just for relief #i also think i should stop over sharing here before i accidentally doxx myself 💀💀 #but like also. this was so fun????? i wanna do more of these #if anyones seeing this—help a girl out will ya #pen’s asks #ask game #ppb

[thesilliestangel4ever]

Hello friend! :D

May I request dorm leaders plus Cater, Floyd and Jamil (though those last three are optional if you don’t want) with a reader to whom they say something they didn’t think much about and reader takes it as an insult and becomes very competitive and aggressive with the character and they have an enemies to lovers arc?

Saaaaaaalutations, dear friend!! :D

This is a very fun prompt!! I have a character limit, however! I will be doing this ask with all the characters, but I'll have to do Cater, Floyd and Jamil in a separate post, if you don't mind! ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

Pt. 2: Cater, Floyd & Jamil!

ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!!!

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

- haha oh no

- i like to imagine he probably compares you to ace and deuce

- or perhaps you got a bad grade on your test, he'd insult you for that (might be by accident ehheehd)

- he doesn't realize that this pisses you off probably

- when you start getting competitive, he starts getting competitive

- will use your grades against you im sorry

- riddle will feel bad after a while, though

- but he'll contemplate apologizing- he wants you to apologize first but he realizes you're a bit... Stubborn, and he is the one that insulted you

- riddle also starts to realize that he might have... Feelings, for you.

- so that gives him even more of a reason to apologize

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

- this man does not hold back omg

- hell he might even insult you for ur reaction

- probably says "could you be any louder." When ur just talking normally 😡‼️

- he does realize this pisses u off, and he doesnt care 🤩🤩🤩

- now he pisses you off daily 🥰

- i like to think that he thinks ur cute when ur angry, and thats why he does it

- he like,, he

- he insults u

- then goes "haha ur cute i like u"

- if u question him abt that he'll go "ur stupid stfu"

- you have a mean lion on ur hands hunny 🥰

AZUL ASHENGROTTO

- yet again, this one was difficult for me

- however, i feel as though azul would comment on the fact ur human and stuff

- "You humans are quite confusing, how anyone can understand you is impressive. Its highly annoying not understanding what you're on about most of the time, especially with that tone of yours~ fufufufu"

- octopus man grr bark bark 😡‼️

- he probably doesnt mean it tho... Completely.

- a rivals to lovers arc with him sounds so... Interesting to me hehe

- azul comments on small things, but might a accidentally take a jab at your insecurities without realizing

- however if he does realize he accidentally took a jab at your insecurities, he feels so bad??

- but bc u guys are being all aggressive and competitive he puts it aside

- grr bark

KALIM AL ASIM

- i imagine kalim accidentally says something thats mean but i assure you he didnt mean it in that way!

- i cant imagine getting mad at him :(

- thinking about a lovers to enemies arc with him,,, i can only imagine you saying ur his rival/enemy now and him going "okay!!! 😇👍✨💖"

- doesnt even realize ur angry at him ;;

- if he does realize, he apologizes so sincerely?! Then asks if u wanna watch finding nemo with him

- im so sorry rhis is short i cant think of much for him

VIL SCHOENHEIT

- i imagine the reason this whole arc begun would be because vil would comment on ur appearance

- like, on perhaps your skin- or how you should brush your hair?

- dunno if that makes sense hehe

- i would think hes doing it in a concerned kind of way? but he makes it sound condescending ;;

- but ofc u take it as an insult

- when you start acting competitive, he plays along- and he gets quite aggressive too- however, id say in a passive aggressive way

- he insults your style (even if he secretly likes it)

- however, things start to take a turn

- vil realizes that you- you finally brushed ur hair!!

- jk lmao

- however, he does realize that you're quite.. attractive? cute, even.

- he pushes these feelings aside bc yk hes supposed to not like you 😡‼️

IDIA SHROUD

- probably insults the anime you like BWHSHHSHSH

- or the fact that you play games like the twst version of stardew valley BSHSHSJS

- but then he would realize

- and PANIC

- either that, or insult you for not being interested in anime

- hell he might even make fun of u for listening to dubbed anime 😡 /lh

- ofc, this pisses u off 😩

- " idia i will destroy u on splatoon grrr bark bark" "no u wont im gonna use a chargr"

- i feel like hes already had feelings for u b4 this

- so in his head hes like

- "omg wait are we having an enemies to lovers arc?! This happens in one of my favorite animes-"

- but he doesnt want you to dislike him tho 😰‼️

- so he thinks of ways to apologize

- in the end he asks ortho for help

- please accept his apology he did not mean to make fun of you for liking that one anime pleASE-

MALLEUS DRACONIA

- he'd be like azul, but a bit different

- malleus would not insult you on purpose

- he comments on the way you talk, like if you have an accent, or you talk fast, slow, loud or quietly

- "Fufufu, child of man, could you speak up for me? I'm afraid i cannot hear you- you're gonna have to talk more clearly~"

- probably also accidentally insults you for being shorter than him (despite the fact that literally nearly everyone around him is shorter than him?? Hello??)

- when you start getting aggressive and competitive, he'll get confused

- then, he realizes the fact that he might've hurt you with his teasing

- malles regrets it :(( he basically just lost his bff ;;

- he plans an apology - it's sincere and sweet - and he's also realized his feelings for u 😳

- please except his apology he will cry if u dont ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

Im sorry this is so bad- im not experienced when it comes to enemies to lovers bahshshxhd (and i wrote this at 2 AM)

And also its delayed because I've been in a very depressed an unmotivated state but im doing better now! If you've sent in a request, don't worry because i am working on my requests- i just need to get the second part to this done

#twisted wonderland x reader #riddle x reader #riddle rosehearts x reader #twst riddle rosehearts x reader #leona x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #twst leona kingscholar x reader #azul x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #twst azul ashengrotto x reader #kalim x reader #kalim al asim x reader #twst kalim al asim x reader #vil x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #twst vil schoenheit x reader #idia x reader #idia shroud x reader #twst idia shroud x reader #malleus x reader #malleus draconia x reader #twst malleus draconia x reader

[seijorhi]

asks :))

what i have learned today is that y’all wanna get fucked by some monsters...

What does nostos mean? What language is it in? 🤔 also I of course loved it, mind blown as usual queen

it’s ancient greek! it means homecoming, the idea of a triumphant return home for the hero after a long journey. i found it through looking at the root of nostalgia. in this fic of course it’s kind of a grim tongue in cheek play on it. the reader’s coming back to the mountains, but she’s running away after a bad breakup, and the welcome she gets is... shall we say less than ideal haha

Just read nostos-

First of all as a person who reads monster shit- hell ya. Mhm. That’s some good shit right there. That was DELICIOUS horror. It actually had me a bit nervous and afraid to read what was gonna happen next 😳

Secondly- omg I wanna know what happened next (at the end) 👀 know what I mean??? 😼

ANYWAY AS ALWAYS you never disappoint and your writing is fantastic (if/when you write horror yandere stuff again I’ll be there- frothing at the mouth. A+++++ work ILY💖)

you want me to write the monster porn, just say it bby ghfjdkshgfjkd but ty

Omfg that fic was so good!

Did the readers mom know about monster kuroo?? Or was she just worried because of the previous murder? And did Kuroo somehow manipulate reader into coming back to the forest or was it just a big coincidence? (👁👄👁 there's no such thing as a coincidence)

Looking forward to your future work <3

ty nonnie!! i didn’t have the right space for it, but after kohsuke was ripped apart and eaten kuroo stayed by the reader’s side until late in the night, only disappearing when he heard the reader’s parents/search party approaching. they found her lying in pools of blood (and scattered half eaten body parts), shaking and unresponsive – they knew no animal could’ve done something like that. so they knew something lurked in those woods, but considering the reader had repressed the memories, her mom couldn’t just come out and say it <33

You are an AMAZING horror writer!!!

The uneasiness I got from the conversations with the mom is just *chefs kiss*

A+++++

ahh thank you!! horror is such a hard genre to write because i’m never sure if the suspense and everything’s gonna hit right haha

I read Nostos before going to sleep last night and at the time I was like “sure hope this doesn’t give me nightmares” and thankfully it didn’t lol. But I think I’m willing to take that chance again because it’s so GOOD and I think I’m just going to have to relive it – @ohno-otome

fhdjgbfhjkdfn i’m glad it didn’t give you nightmares bby!! but i also appreciate that haha, i’m an absolute wimp with scary movies and stuff but i just can’t stop watching them haha

I just wanna say that I was listening to "You're a psychotic villain playlist" on youtube while reading Kuroo's oneshot and I can't explain the emotions I felt, but I'd let Kuroo do things to me asdfghjkl – @itishebihime-samaforyou

ooh nice! sometimes the right playlist makes things doubly as fun haha

OH MY GOD!?!?! Nostos was soooo GOOD?!?!? Like it was so creepy (but in a good way), and scary and suspenseful!! And the ending!?!? Omggg honestly one my fav fics from you!! You did my mans Kuroo justice 🥺💖💕

TYYYYYYY i was genuinely concerned i was gonna scare everybody off haha

Ah! The new fic! Chiefs kiss! Magnificent! Bravo!🧚‍♀️✨🧞‍♀️🦖🦭🌹💫

tysm nonnie!!! <33

i’m pretty sure i’m in the same/similar timezone as you? and i do be staying up late to be one of the first to read your fics (i usually stay up late anyways). so imagine my surprise when i see you post in the afternoon. in conclusion, whether you post to align with your european and american readers’ timezone, my gmt+10 arse will still be one of the first to read your fics. also nostos sjdufigyyjf i have to admit, i recently just found out about monster fucking and nostos scratched the itch😫 i feel bad for kohsuke though

bby i always post at like 2-4 in the morning please get some sleep!! the fics will be there in the morning lmao. i kinda low key forget about my aussie/gmt+10 followers because i think there’s like... 3 of you haha

Honestly if i could give u a dollar everytime i got off to your fics, you'd probably be rich by now

lmao the idea that people find my fics hot enough to get off to still blows my mind lol

your newest kuroo fic was so SO good!! its totally okay if you dont want to answer this so you can keep things ambiguous but is monster kuroo planning on killing the reader after he's...done with them

thank you, bby!! but no, monster kuroo isn’t gonna eat her – he’s had plenty of chances to do that if that’s what he wanted, but he has other plans for the poor reader

RHI, I WANT TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM OKAY WITH MORE MONSTER FUCKING IN THE FUTURE. i also want to say im not a monster fucker, but that just feels like a lie at this point. okay, now that that's off my chest, i love it. the mystery, the connections of kuroo to a cat. kuroo's probably gonna go and batter around his prey once they're under his grip like my cat does. hopefully the reader will come out somewhat unscathed, if they are ever allowed to leave 😌 love this, love how different it is, the way kuroo just tries to weasel in. very monster and yandere vibes, very you. have i said i love this yet?? id willingly let him get me drunk on his cock, maybe never leave the peace of the mountains again

‘i want to say that i’m not a monster fucker’ bby the denial will get you nowhere haha. just lean in and embrace it hgfjkdlkfgjnkdl ahh but thank you this is such a sweet ask ILY!!!

Omg omg the monster thing kuroo was in ur latest fic is so familiar to me abdhdmfnjfjf. I remember being told abt a monster with VERY SIMILAR characteristics to it (aka the not being able to go inside a house unless invited and using fire to lure ppl out) AND JFC IT TERRIFIED ME. Esp how when i told ppl around me and they didnt recognize what it was, but it was somehow known to the kid that told me abt it.

(Some ppl thought it was familiar but still didnt know what it was)

Do u know what im talking abt? Hopefully u do

-🥚

GHFJDK so the monster in this is kind of based off the nekomata spirit in japanese folklore - they can appear like people, torment victims by reanimating the corpses of their loved ones, they’ve been blamed for forest fires, so it was just fun to use that as a basis and then go buck wild haha. anyway thanks for the ask bby!

Rest In Peace Kohsuke, you would’ve loved Haikyuu season 5😔✊– @joyvstheworld

poor kohsuke deserved better, i’m just mean to the oc’s i throw into fics haha

Monsterfucking ❤❤❤❤❤❤ a little annoyed you're making me simp for yan Kuroo though (a vibe tho tbh). You're so extremely talented!!!! &

This is probably a stupid question, but how did Kageyama react when he couldn't find y/n? How is life with yan Suga? I imagine probably awful BUT yknow maybe the stockholm syndrome set in fast lmao. Sorry, I'm going on a binge reading your stuff. - @oracleofdin

i will not apologise for making you simp for kuroo he deserves it the man’s a snacc. and as far as your second question, suga’s a very caring, very smothering kinda yandere, so i guess in some ways it’s better than what the reader had with kageyama but... pick your poison haha

That was so good. I’m so shook rn I can’t comprehend anything but how good that was and how good a writer you are

TYSM NONNIE!!! <33

Ok, so, I just read Final Girl and the lil' ticket addition to it and just---

Well, ok I've been playing Dead by Daylight a lot lately? And I'm just picturing Tetsu as the newest killer "The Trickster" and I'm positively RANDY.

Your writing is ALREADY thirst inducing and just as satisfying, but this has SENT ME- If you're not familiar, please...

https://youtu.be/iowkiPobYYQ

Understand my thirst. (I'd also like to clarify, I use a different skin for him that gives him black hair and he looks like Kuroo with an undercut.)

~ @the-casual-hedonist 🌸

i love how feral y’all got for final girl kuroo. like bo and akaashi had his fans, but i put a spiked bat in kuroo’s hands and y’all lost your goddamn minds and i love to see it. fghdjkvhfjdkls thanks for the ask bby

idk why but I love preggo reader as long as I don't pretend it's me 😢✋ I hate babies n pregnancy anywhere else other than horny haikyuu fics

i think that’s a valid thing for a lot of fans. the idea of breeding is sexy, the actual getting pregnant and having a kid thing... not so much. but especially with non-con scenario’s, it’s more about the aspect on control than the actual desire to have kids. but yeah, i feel you

Sorry to bother but uh was just wondering in fracture did Osamu kill his wife or was it actually an “unfortunate event” ? Love your work btw!!

he most certainly did :))

LMFAO RHI i totally get not liking cheating/infidelity fics (towards reader) bc IT HIRTS ME SO BAD I CANNOT HANDLE THOSE.

id be reading fics those fics like: tf you mean my yandere aimt gonna baby me and only want me??🤨🤨🤨⁉️‼️

EXACTLY! listen i get that it’s a fucked up fantasy, but in my fucked up fantasy you damn well better have the decency to be loyal smh

Finders keepers is the most beautiful thing I've read by you: I read it twice like I normally do and here's what I figured out the second time (that's when I analyze it and find the little tidbits of things that are much darker than they appear (: )

To start I LOVE THE DETAILS OF THEM NEVER TEACHING READER ANYTHING- at first I assumed "oh they might see her as a little sister or child or something" but realized thAT WAS THE ISSUE!! they infantilize her and isolate her from everyone but her group. the small details like that are what make the story amazing 😎💅

ahh thank you so much, nonnie!! pls this is making me soft 🥺

I just wanted to stop by and say that I love your writing and I hope you're doing well!!! Drink plenty of water and keep up the amazing work :) but seriously you're one of the best fanfic writers I've seen on tumblr! I read your "Imitation" piece about kuroo and i keep coming back to it, it's so good! I did want to ask if you think it'd be possible for the reader to ever escape with the baby (or at least attempt to). Or if Kenma would "help" at all just to put an end to kuroo's antics lmao

kenma would in no way help the reader, and tbh by that point if kuroo did get her pregnant, she’d be far too emotionally dependant on him to actually even want to leave, but thanks for the ask!

You know who I think would be a perfect Yandere in the JJK world? Choso.

🚨Spoilers Ahead🚨

After being locked in a glass jar for however long he was, and all that happened with his brothers, I feel like he would absolutely never let his darling out of his sight. He would be possessive. Obsessive. And Oh So delusional. Sure he’d be your anything - he truly is a softy - but to what end?🤤

choso would make an excellent yandere, ngl 😌

what au/troupe of your fav character(s) that you have written do you like the most?

(rlly hope this makes sense🙏)

i am always a slut for soulmate au’s :))

#ask #anon #rhi answers #ohh so many asks #i love you guys <33 #fic q's

[theelliottsmiths]

So anyway, Mein Herz Brennt Making of liveblog, one of my favourites

First of all, I do take any use of piano MHB as a slight towards my tiny hands. -1 point

I really would love to visit this place, it's beautiful

I love that Oli introduces it and then Till is straight in there talking about murder and stabbings. Trust that to be what intrigues him. I feel like 'smells like murder' isn't a direct translation but that's purely because I spent like ten minutes trying to work out what words he says. It rhymes, which is suspicious.

Oh this was before he let his chest piercing reject all the way out in the grossest way

When schneider says Krankenhaus it sounds very Geordie and I'm convinced that kind of thing is why Auf Wiedersehen, Pet was created

Richards eyes light up when he's talking about the room he's in and it's one of those looks where it's just. I would love to listen to anything anyone has to say when their eyes have that sparkle.

"the scavengers had already been here" cue Paul talking about his criminal past thieving from there. See, another example everyone forgets of him being the biggest bastard of them all. The smile is a front.

One of my favourite ever Rammstein things is the combined joy and mockery from Paul when Richard is revealed to be wearing the bird mask and it wiggles as he nods. He looks like a little black cockatoo. Richard looks embarrassed to be wearing it but Paul is having the time of his LIFE.

The way is echoes in his mask makes him sound like he's clucking

Flakes glasses perching in his cone make him look like that sesame Street doctor or scientist

They all suit this make up so much and I wish they'd consider it as a stage look

Peck. Not intimidated.

Considering the nightmares Till has/had, ouch

Richard looks so much like a little vampire prince but like, a character from what we do in the shadows. He makes his own smokescreen entry/exist and everything.

Melanie!!!

Richard has many tendons in his neck huh.

The sounddd. I used to always be curious as to whether or not people in music videos were making the sounds it looks like they're making and now I know and I'm uncomfortable. This and also later when till does the heart

His laugh is never what I expect it to be

That uh. That doesn't look like he's in pain the way the injection sounds implied. At all. Not that I'm complaining but it gives mixed messages.

I'm so sure Richard is the only one I've ever heard use the word quasi. It makes sense for him if true but maybe I only notice because of the tone he uses? His is quite a punchy nasal tone it might just be more noticeable.

Till with kids is always the most adorable wonderful thing. He's really helping to keep them relaxed despite the creepiness of the stuff they're shooting.

"if you look at the cover then you'll recognise a morbidity to the whole thing" till, my darling, do you think people don't already ~see the morbidity~?

I googled and the lady doesn't pronounce renaissance with a g like Till does and that interests me. In fairness I have to assume it's like in Norwegian how words like restaurant are pronounced with a g sound because it's closer to the French sounds? It's not like we in English donut the French way either but the Google translate lady does. This is why I always suspect that when I'm learning a language I'm learning the language wrong and at some point I'll find out there's a Real, For Adults version if the language that's totally different. This is irrelevant. Accents are fun and I like being able to notice them.

It feels so strange seeing this knowing what Eugenio did

Paul taking pictures because he knows better than them

Something about a child saying "ah yes, I know Till and Flake very well" is hysterical.

You can feel the dismay and disapproval radiating off till as he tries to be diplomatic about the Spanish understanding of linear time. He struggles to find a positive and only comes up with the fire walls. "It should have gone out before we filmed anything because they were fucking around with the playback so long but it didn't" is his only compliment.

The German word for French is wild.

Do they know they could have hired an interpreter? Interpreters existed in 2012 I know this

This whole thing with Melanie is beautiful you can't deny that the arm Eugenio made with then was lovely.

Till in the dress with Melanie in his lap. I don't off the top of my head remember seeing it in either video so I simply must assume that it was just what he was wearing that day when he showed up. She's so tiny on his knee I'm glad they're still friends.

"you're left in a state of trauma when everyone stares at you all the time" did this need to get so heavy? It's interesting that he focused more on her voice than her appearance there, though in fairness it's pretty high

They all love her so much and it's totally understandable.

Mit rock n roll und cola trinken

I have to skip the screaming the secondhand embarrassment is too much.

Part 2

Again, this liveblog is so long

Sometimes Oli speaks like his body isn't used to talking.

I want, so badly, to know if Richard was having memories of his dreadlocked youth The tiny cup in his elegant hand is so pleading and then you look left and. It sure is something.

Are they freckles or acne scars across Tills shoulders?...cute. The first set of arm/chest wounds, not so much. I do spy his lil tummy scar

Richard does look like he almost swooped in for a kiss and then changed his mind because of the camera. Paul turns his head that way and then Richard tries to save with a step back and face rub (his own). Just saying.

The fact that a few of them have taken pictures on their personal phones warms my soul it's such a nice reminder that they're good friends outside of work and My Heart

Schneider and Paul ready at a moment's notice to be Dumbasses. J'adore.

What if Zoran was more of a background character tho actually

God, schneider is beautiful. An ethereal, pure beauty that exists no matter how he's being styled.

See okay how is flake almost taller than Oli right now he's not even doing his standard open legs and swan spine thing

It must be so hard to find Oli sized clothes. Flake is also tall and slim but he's a lot more leg, whereas Olis height seems largely to be torso. I have to assume a lot of his stuff is tailored or custom made now.

I always forget about the marks on tills back when he's in the nightmare dress

The child staring with great confusion at a bright red flake reading. I would love to know what his favourite books are.

The childs plural poking and prodding at a very patient Oli, who gracefully bends his spine in ways I've never seen a human do before. I wonder if he's ever dressed up as Lurch from the Addams family.

The actress playing the woman in this half is so beautiful and has a power her younger counterpart lacked when she was threatening him with her weapon.

I am a dummy and was like weird why is Paul speaking Norwegian. I know full well he wasn't saying unnskyld because I've heard Germans say their equivalent before and I assume Entschuldigen either sounds like that fast or shortens so what the fuck, rhi

Till guiding people through him murdering them is truly one of life's greatest pleasures. They trust him so completely. I would like to watch them dance the elegance would be astounding.

Paul lurking watching with what I choose to see as pride as till slaughters an old woman.

Paul being critical (again, as always, rightly so) of the hallway mouthing the lyrics decision.

"for this in prepared to make compromises" he says, hating every bitter word of it

I would like to know what he wanted to say about till and then see him get into trouble over it.

I would like to see till in a bouncy castle. He's adorable jumping into the comfy pit I want to see him in a bouncy castle. Child, utter child.

Paul takes every opportunity to say how hot he thinks they all are and I love that about him. Sometimes your friends are all hot and everybody needs to understand that fact.

Their approaches to pretending to play cello are all so uniquely them. Flake and Richard are taking the time to try and understand what they're being told, whereas Paul just fucking. Lays into it, attracting the weirdest looks from Oli. Richard looks beautiful with that cello and I think he should learn to play. For fun not for work. It's not just that he looks so handsome, but I think that's the easiest way to convince him. I think he'd be good at it, and not being the lead at something might be good for him.

I appreciate that Oli is skeptical because yeah they do all look like they've never held a cello before.

They do, however, all look lovely in their dresses. I'm trying but actually I can't not say that Schneiders little sternum dip makes it seem like he has breasts in that dress and it's a good look for him.

Till singing it in such a high voice, more like his speaking voice, is both interesting and lovely. Oli is trying... So little compared to the others. Laughably incorrect

Why yes, I am laughing at the sheer length of the spikes. They're just... They're so fucking long. So long.

Paul is actually probably the best one there, ironically. They're all comically out of time. They're professional musicians. I know they aren't used to bowed instruments I do understand and I don't want to be uncharitable but also they are struggling. I want to see cellists react to this.

Pretty dresses! And the nightmare but with the most awful and worst fingers! Like the Grinch but goth.

Both Schneider and Richard had the same neverending shoot idea and I am Intrigued.

Till waiting for Schneider with the umbrella :)

Wir brennen! Paul is always so happy to play with fire.

#rammstein #liveblog #dont talk about richards neck this isn't the time or place #me rambling #The Nightmare #vaguely #complete liveblog

[vamplified]

ABOUT

Yo my name’s Rhi, Bees, or Toad. Any  of those work. They/them pwease. 20 babey!!! You might know me from my splatoon sideblog. I’m currently going to school for zoology, and I like to draw really niche content. Yeehaw!

I also often stream art and/or games! You can see if I’m actively streaming things here or on my twitch. I don’t really plan anything in advance because it’s mostly informal dicking around, im not a professional or anything. I just like 2 have fun babey

There’s going to be a lot of gore, eye stain, and potential body horror galore cus I love that shit. It’s all definitely tagged tho so make sure you have a blacklist installed if you dont wanna see it ((general tags are used, like #gore, #blood, etc)). If you need anything tagged lmk!

My main blog is @rhi-draws-things, my art blog is @bees-draws. I post cotnd/coh art here but RB all my nice stuff to my art blog!

DNI if you’re an asshole. This includes if you’re: homophobic, transphobic, a nazi, antisemitic, racist, pro-cop, support incest/underage, “map”, support pewdiepie/shitty people, and all that bullshit I don’t feel like typing out. If you’re a freak get out dude you know who you are, and if you have any questions, you’re free to ask. I support pan, bi, and trans people, if you don’t, get the hell outta here!!!!

YES I have AUs. NO I don’t talk about them cus I’m scared of social judgement. We exist. If you send me asks abt anything ill love you forever

Anyway, onto some more FAQs!

Will you draw _______ for me? Maybe? It depends! Simple requests or funny asks might get doodles, but theres no guarantee I’ll do it, or what you want. If it involves OCs or something a bit more specific, commissions are almost always open!

Can I use your headcanons / draw in your style? Fuck yeah go nuts dudes!!! Also if you do I’d love to see it. I dont get pings so DM me things if you want me to see it

You drew vent art / something I might think is personal… is it OK to reblog this? Yes!!! I never post any art (or post at all) unless I want or expect it to be reblogged. All of my art, even vent art, is 100% fine to be reblogged.

Is it ok if I tag your art as me / kin / etc? Hell yeah, go ahead! The only time I don’t want you tagging something as kin is if its a commission of somebody’s OC; as that is not my call to make. Anything else I draw is ok to tag as kin <3

I sent you an ask, but you haven’t answered it :( Sorry!!! Sometimes i really don’t have the energy to answer asks in as much detail or with as much art as I’d like to, so I tend to hoard them until I feel like I can properly answer them! I will most likely get to it, though I will admit it might take a while because I get a lot of asks. I only ever delete asks if they’re really weird, repetitive, or I’ve answered one just like it recently.

My question isn’t answered here! Good thing I have an ask box! :D

#oh on g-d forgot to make this. okay #about

[vipclifford]

Make a Movie (Romance Edition)

i was tagged by @noshamenion and it was fun thank you !!!

The last celebrity picture that you saved is the romantic lead:

The last meme you saved is how your relationship will turn out: guess i’ll die omg

The last song you listened to is the name of the movie: Checkmate - Conan Gray

The second last celebrity picture is your best friend:

The third last celebrity picture is also your friend:

The fourth celebrity picture is the antagonist:

the way they’re all skamverse characters i’m skskdjdjdk obsessed??? yes

Time to do the soundtrack. Put your playlist on shuffle and list the songs, in this particular order. If the song which is the title of the movie appears on your soundtrack, highlight it.

Opening titles: Solamente Tu - Pablo Alborán (Only You and she’s cute and chill okay)

Romantic scene: The Middle - Zedd (I love this song it could work i guess)

Sad/emotional scene: Without Me - Halsey

Hanging out with your friends scene: Up - Olly Murs (this is like nostalgic hanging out idk like we should be holding on to these memories (and clearly so since i’m gonna die apparently))

Montage scene: Wrapped Up - Olly Murs (Happy montage i love this song i forgot it existed wong lie)

Falling in love scene: If Walls Could Talk - 5sos (idk i guess?? not really)

Protagonist (good character) scene: You should be sad - Halsey (ouch)

Romantic lead theme: Never Be - 5sos (why’s it gotta be so sad bro first they kill me now this)

Antagonist (bad character) theme: Kids in the Dark - All Time Low (she’s edgy enough)

Best friend theme: Maniac - Conan Gray (OMG NO IM SO DEAD THE CHANCES OF RHIS GOIJG ON SANDER I CBA AND THATs ON EVEN BECH NÆSHIM)

Best friend #2 theme: Blinding Lights - The Weeknd (she’s a banger and it fits his aesthetic i feel like he’s cool)

Love theme: Oh Cecilia - The Vamps (she’s happy good i want a happy love with Jens)

Sad/emotional scene #2: Otro Trago (Remix) - Sech (okay won’t lie buT this song makes me so sad it works even tho it’s got that beat and it’s a banger)

Party scene: Anywhere but Here - Mayday Parade (this is my song for when i want to be emo as fuCk guess it’s an intense 2007 party??? “today was misery”)

Big kiss scene: You & I - One Direction (why must she have sad undertones)

Wedding scene: Despacito - Luis Fonsi (I wish i was joking but that’s on being spanish i guess)

Credits: Wild Heart - The Vamps (she’s cool i like it)

This was high key so fun not going to lie tagging: @loveroflrh @wastethen8 @5-secondsofcolor @my-wldflwr @mellifluoushood @wallflowercal and whoever wants to do it lol

#tag game

[angryknightstatesmantrash]

i have so many spencer reid ideas but i know i probably shouldn’t write fanfic for him bc im in the middle of writing a bucky’s daughter fic so

uhhh lmk if i should write any of these or if you want to write any of these?

- very gone-esk (the movie ya know) and its like this girl is kidnapped and tortured or whatever and they find her but never get the man. she becomes an agent bc that’s her tragic backstory motive and joins the bau falls in love w spence somewhere along the way, they get a case of the same guy whatever they go she’s forced to relive her trauma maybe

- bau agent gets kidnapped w reid (kinda like in s2 where he gets kidnapped ya knoe) and he’s forcing her to spill secrets and she’s like idk im in live w reid and have a tragic back story? maybe it’s like the top one she was attacked in some horrific way but they never caught him no one on the team knows

- it’s a teen girl who escapes kidnapping in quantico and she’s practically a mini reid and a god at profiling and reid and the rest of the team are like hey i like u and shes like sweet u seem like a cool father figure

- spinning off from the last one kind of they need help and this teen girl is a god pretty much lol she’s really anarky and profiles them all as they’re in her house asking for help idk where her parents are but they aren’t there probably workaholics who leave her alone a bit too often

- this girl (probably college student? young enough to connect w him i havent figured romantic or platonic yet tho) is being framed and most of the team believes she’s guilty but spencer doesn’t and he like fight for her innocence its kinda cute idk man

- im a sucker for the parental father figure bc of my own daddy issues 🥺😗✌🏻 but her prents get killed on front of her they left her alive and the bau needs help talking to her to find out who the unsub is she identifies w reid prob bc she’s a but wickedly smart like him or a prodigy of some sort that makes her stand out

- another one: this one is unlikely but u could play off as the team went in and it was a trap or whatever but one of those the unsub knows everything about each other so imma expose every member’s deepest secrets that even the rest of the team didnt know and the main character is an agent and like oop w a fun abusive past (parent maybe ex partner would be interesting to play into) and she’s dating spencer prob bc u all know im a hoe anyways a lot of the stand offish behavior that’s been going on the further the relationship goes on makes a lot of sense

- +1 the bau gets an intern and it’s this spunky little teen who landed the gig through a college course she’s taking (she’d probably be in high school, sophomore or junior?) and the entire team grows to love her because some aspect of her compliments each member of the team (she’s smart and geeks out about her advanced classes w spence she talks about sports or smth w morgan she looks through all of jj’s baby pics etc etc) and is probably kidnapped by an unsub at one point? anyways then she gradually progresses through high school and college to being a member member hired by the fbi

- make it +2 i like the intern thing i’ve got going, so she’s an intern for another part of the beauro working on the same floor and building as the bau but they never really notice her (like they’ve all seen her and she’s run into prentiss coming out of the elevator or waited for spence for finish pouring his coffee so she can get some etc etc) until she gets kidnapped and almost dies but they save her, i have rhis reoccuring vision where she’s a total bad ass and she like insults the unsub and all that ya know like she just takes the punches and is like “that all you’ve got?” or like “wow you punch like a seven year old boy” ya know idk man i really like those?!

- im on a role for these intern ones how about the intern that they all like and bond w her but she’s prob being abused (either by her parents u could go the steryo-typical 1 drunk / 1 dead parent sitch physical and emotional otherwise i really like the concept of she has younger siblings and her dad sexually abuses her and she takes it instead of her sister) the bau catch the signs and call her in for a breifing she gets in there and they have a mini intervention ** this one is definetly one of my favorites!!

im going to let this vibe on my dash for a bit bc ik no one looks at it anyways lmao bye

#headcannons #spencer reid #spencer reid owns me #fanfic #bau #criminal minds #intern #im already writing a book so itd be a hot sec before i could write these (unless i say screw it to stars) #go read stars on wattpad lmao @eggwith_legg

[the-little-red-noodle]

12/6/18 12:49

I want to write but i dont know what to say.

i feel so much but im not doing anything. i have feelings that i want to talk through but i cant grasp them yet. 

im so tired and my eyes hurt and my heart wants to love so much more than im being given opportunity for. i have so much love to give but nowhere to put it where it will be received in the way i really want. i’ll never admit it, but i just want someone who will mirror that love. i just want to feel like im appreciated and that those efforts are seen and appreciated. 

I just want to love and be loved in an enthusiastic way. And i feel like this a lot more when spencer and i are apart and i have to rely on his text voice to fill that little space in my head where i overthink about our relationship standing. That’s not to say that i never get my feelings hurt when we’re together in person, because yeah it happens, he’s a boy and he says dumb shit sometimes. But it’s so much less.

When we’re together in person, at least i can guage a little more where we stand. I can feel that he’s happy and i excite him. Sex is always good so i don’t really worry about that domain. I’m a very sexual person and i usually initiate things and will be more verbal about what i want or complimenting him and making it feel very explicit that I’m attracted to him and enjoying things, etc. so i feel like sex is coming easy to him. Like we don’t have any sexual inhibitions other than just like timing or if I’m on my period. But whenever I’m on my period, like today, i just go down on him anyway because it’s fun for both of us, and i think a little bit subconsciously it’s because i want to make sure he stays satisfied with me.. like i don’t want him to feel like he needs to go anywhere else for that kind of satisfaction because he can always get off with me and that i do things enthusiastically, which i do. I genuinely have a good time being sexual with him in any context because i do feel so attracted to him and so like.. into it.. like even on my period when i usually feel the least sexy, he comes over and makes me feel like such a queen.. like we’realways touching each other and so close and it’s always pretty high attraction energy between us which keeps me pretty enticed all the time..

it’s weird but it’s not. Cuz like i know that I’m a very sexual person. I like sex. I enjoy having sex for me, and i like the physical feeling and the connection to people. I like being intimate and i love being intimate with spencer for a lot of reasons.

I think a big part of it is his aloofness most of the time keeps me pushing for it. Like he’s so precious and beautiful and giggly and all that. Like he’s adorable and he looks at me sometimes like I’m so gorgeous.. like today he came over for like 2 hours and we just cuddled and teased each other.. the entire first hour was a standoff of who could hold out longer, which is funny because if i weren’t on my period, 100% i would lose first. But since he didn’t know i was on my period, i just ran with it and played this game with him. It’s so fun to tease each other and taunt the other person to make moves..

i just like messing with him cuz theres an innocence to him that i really like.. and part of that is that he is just objectively attractive, like conventionally but also just like to me, he is so perfect.. like his bone structure and his cute little features, and he’s tall and thin and i just think he’s crazy attractive. It’s honestly kind of annoying tho because i can’t ever keep my hands to myself. Like i just want to touch him constantly and have my arms around him..

Now i miss him..

Ugh wait i want to talk about jealousy. Because this is something i got back and forth on a lot in my head but overarching isnt an issue, because i don’t bring it up. Like i have insecurities, who doesn’t. And something i worry about is just him finding someone else that he likes better, and in reality, i feel like that would come from a friend confessing to him, and he’ll either be in love with that person or he’ll be a pushover and be with them cuz he cares about people and wants to make them happy. I worry that i won’t have as strong of a hold on him as id like to think that i do. And i mainly worry about this with his friend Ali, because they are super close and I’ve seen a couple times now where she like needs to talk to him and talks about anxiety and needing him.. so when i hear about it theres a twinge of jealousy because i imagine her like confessing that she loves him and that seeing him with another girl was too much and he should dump me amd be with her..

Yes i know i sound crazy, I’m aware. But that’s why i write this shit on tumblr so these thoughts never see the light of day. Because of course i would never bring this up to him, because expressing these insecurities does nothing but put tensions on his friendships, and i would hate if he did that with my friendships with guys, or girls (don’t bi erase me) and it would be annoying if i wanted to hang out with someone that he was jealous of because of course i would want to make sure he was super comfortable and that would probably cause me to see them less, and that’s not what i want for him because frankly i like his girl friends more than his guy friends, and theyre better influences on him anyway.

Still, theres something about this girl that makes me nervous sometimes. I think it’s just that she seems affectionate with him and expresses needing him, which seems like the way you treat a boyfriend or a guy you are affectionate with because he likes you but you’re friendzoning?

That too, i don’t know how these girls friendzone him. Like he is so gorgeous it makes me angry. He is so gorgeous, how do people look at rhis gorgeous man and go ya he’s just a friend. Like what?

Anyway, idk what to do about my feelings about ali. Part of it too is that i find her attractive, and someone i was low key crushing on last year, so now i see her super close with my partner and I’m like silently growling because i know shems attractive, and she would know what a prize spencer is, so that’s the insecurity.

The reason i don’t say anything is because i feel like at our age, theres a level of maturity and understanding. Enough to where if you are in a relationship, but develope feelings for someone else, and those feelings suddenly have an outlet and that person wants you back, you should be honest and breakup with your partner and pursue that other thing. Like ya being cheated on would suck, and getting dumped would suck, but at the end of the day, we’re all just people and romance is messy and i feel like if this girl confessed to him and he wanted to be with her, he should be. Cuz like theyre friends for a while and must know each other pretty well, and if he had strong feelings like that for someone else, who am i to hold him back?

But the point i was making is that even if this girl or any other girl expressed interest in him, that doesn’t mean he instantly sleeps with them and dumps me. Because id like to think that he and i are doing pretty well at the moment and id like to think he’s happy with me and wants to be with me.

When i get insecure about this stuff, i like to think about this thing he said a while ago. He said that he was single for 2 years, and just wasnt dating, and that when he saw me, he was like “her”.

I like to think about it in a serious way that like he’s known these females for those 2 years, and that if he wanted things to happen with them, they probably would have already happened. And i like to think that he was immediately attracted to me, and that first night when we met and kissed and he asked me about italian food because he wanted to take me on dates when we got back to school.

Those two things he said mean a lot to me and keep me relatively grounded when dumb insecurities want to carry me out and get lost in the sky.. i want to believe that he chose to be single for a while, or just didn’t hard pursue anyone for a while, but then with me he just wanted to date me or knew i was girlfriend material. And honestly that’s so fucking cute..

And i feel good about us now in that sense too when we talk about being friends. We’re both pretty adamantly like i think of you as much more than a friend and when i was jokingly like oh so you want to be just friends? And he was so sad like i mean.. if that’s what you want.. but I’m very happy with this” and just hugged me so tight..

Like i know I’ve got him, ya know? Maybe that sounds confident, but i feel like i got him.. i feel like i suit him pretty well and that I have the qualities he wants in a girlfriend. Or at least id like to think so.

So when i get insecure, i remind myself of these things and remind myself of when we were both complaining about exes who got jealous of our opposite sex friends and how annoying it is to be accused of sleeping with your platonic friends. So i know how dumb it would be to ask if he likes Ali, or if he ever has liked her in the past, because what if he has? I used to like Patrick, and he used to like me, but that doesn’t make us incapable of being just friends right now, so it would only hurt me to know that. And if he did currently like her, maybe he’ll say something. Or it’s not a big enough deal to him to mention it.

I just gotta trust him. I gotta let myself trust him and trust that we’re both adults and that he is capable of having platonic female friends, the same way i am capable of having platonic friends with anyone.

I think that’s as much as i can write for tonight. Gotta get sleep and get work done tomorrow.

Xoxo gossipgirl

#samiswriting

[watermelons-dont-grow-on-trees]

i fucking hate tiktok sometimes and i hope that this hellsite is a good place to share that

im writing this from my phone and cant put it under a cut, but im gonna be throwing a tantrum over a current tiktok trend

cw: tiktok discourse (/hj), mention of suicide (thats like half a sentence), stupid people

theres a song from the Heathers musical going around and there's two types of people doing videos on it:

people who genuinely enjoy it and have fun with it

and people who dont understand that its fiction

for those that dont know, the song is a part of "Meant to be Yours" and its about the guy convincing Veronica to burn the school down bc their classmates are bullies (ive not seen it, i know the lyrics by heart and thats what i understand from it) which is objectively a terrible thing to do noone questions that

but apparently this is problematic, and triggering and shouldnt be a trend and everyone joining it is encouraging abuse (?)

1. If it's triggering (and this, this is done so much better here) block the sound and you dont hear it. do not make a video yelling about it while it plays in the background, like wtf

youre an adult you control your own experience on the internet, even on that disgrace of an app like tiktok

2. lip-syncing to an audio doesnt mean you agree with everything you say in it, like the singer has a very powerful and raw voice and he sings with a lot of emotion, people are trying to recreate that or feel hot or see how theyd sound with that voice easy as that

3. "problematic" media exists, and people are gonna consume it, and there is gonna be younger people consuming it even tho they shouldnt

i spent my time being 12-14 on wattpad reading smut, whumpy stuff (i didnt know what it was called back then, but i was actively searching for rhis genre),fics about suicide in 1st person and heavy stuff in general. i should not have, and now im an adult i acknowledge that, but also the fact that these gave me comfort i wouldnt have found anywhere else and it helped me through a lot

i do not care about people reading stuff like this its none of my business, im not responsible for others' kids, and im gonna enjoy the irredeemable villain character because i can

go fuck yourself tiktok

[snaxology]

About / FAQ

About

Yo my name’s Rhi! Some people also call me Bees, either works. My pronouns are they / them please! I’m also 20, an artist, and an aspiring biologist and zoologist!

I do a lot of weird xeno / speculative biology, body horror, and gore... so if that’s not your thing maybe this isn’t the blog for you. However, everything will be tagged appropriately! If you need something specific tagged, please let me know.

I also often stream art and/or games! You can see if I’m actively streaming things here or on my twitch. I don’t really plan anything in advance because it’s mostly informal dicking around, im not a professional or anything. I just like 2 have fun babey

My main blog is @rhi-draws-things, my art blog is @bees-draws. I post bugsnax art here but RB all my nice stuff to my art blog!

DNI if you’re an asshole. Just... don’t. If you’re homophobic, transphobic, a nazi, antisemitic, racist, pro-cop, support incest/underage, “map”, dont support nb identities, and all that bullshit I don’t feel like typing out- just don’t follow me at all. Don’t interact with me. If you’re a freak get out dude you know who you are. If you have any questions, you’re free to ask! I support pan, bi, and trans people, if you don’t, get the hell outta here!!!!

YES I have AUs. NO I don’t talk about them cus I’m scared of social judgement. We exist. If you send me asks abt anything ill love you forever

Chandlo and Spout are also my favorite characters and I want to hug them gently. thank you

FAQ

Can I use your art for edits/icons/RP things/whatever? The answer is yes, as long as you aren’t making a profit (dont sell t shirts) and give credit. This does not mean you can repost my art. Don’t do that. RP blogs making ur little icons n shit, go for it. Just... again, credit pwease.

Is it ok to reblog [post]? My rule of thumb is I don’t post shit if I don’t want it reblogged. So unless something is CLEARLY labeled with a billion “DO NOT REBLOGS” or whatever, it’s ok to rb! I generally won’t tho

Is it ok to tag stuff as kin/me/id/anything? Hell yeah bro go for it!!! I’m a kinnie myself so if that makes you uncomfortable oops. But yeah all my art? go nuts w the tags i dont care. In fact I fucking love reading tags. I crawl thru all of them. i see any tag i smooch u gently

Hey your art looks like- YES I am lesbian-octoling / black-mesa-slut-voice. YES I’m known for drawing xeno squids and benrey. I am aware. I find it hilarious that people keep going ‘wait a minute’ in my art’s tags and sending me posts saying my art looks familiar. YES. IT’S ME. I promise.

My question isn’t here :( I have an ask box bro its ok I don’t bite ily

#about #faq

[kusunokihime-a]

SHIPPING INFO   //   answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST. don’t reblog.

001.     /     WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE ? : ...I can’t pick just ooone xD I guess atm Ryū’s most invested in @abyssaldespair‘s Obito? But I love all her ships, they’re awesome ;w;

002.     /     WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING ? : Well, I’ve yet to encounter anything I haven’t been? And tbh even things I’m iffy about I’m probably willing to plot - just don’t spring anything super whoa out of nowhere and I should be fine?

003.     /     HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE ? : ...not really sure? I’d say in theory so long as both are legal adults I’d be fine? The biggest gap there’s been so far has been...nine years, I think. And that’s not been a problem at all. As for anything else, I can’t really know until it possibly happens lol

004.     /     ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING ? : ...I mean, I’m not? But in the end it’s up to Ryū who she’s willing to ship with, tbh. I can’t force her to like someone that way that she just...doesn’t. Only things I’ll say no to is anything major/minor, or incestuous. Those are my lines I WILL NOT cross.

005.     /     HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NS.FW ? : Anything involving nudity/genitals/fluids lol

006.     /     WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH ? : Oh boy, lemme sit and remember for a minute xD Theeere’s Meg’s Obito, Phoenix’s Itachi and Madara, sorta Fin’s Obito? Kinda? Rhi’s Genma, Mey’s Rin, Kon’s Arashi, Alec’s Nagisa, Kazanbai, Shieru, and Aki, kinda sorta Boo’s Nart and Sasuke (ish lol), Jack’s Kimiko, and...probably others but those are the first that come to mind lol

008.     /     HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP ? : I mean...I’m down any time xD But yeah, it’s moreso up to Ryū and what she feels like doing. And I guess the other muses, but they’re not as active/don’t have as many. Reika’s got...two ships, Fu’s got two, and that’s about it haha

009.     /     ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS ? : ...I wouldn’t say obsessed, but it’s certainly fun?

010.     /     ARE YOU MULTISHIP ? : I mean...if the above list isn’t telling, yes, we are multiship x3

011.     /     WHAT IS ( ARE ) YOUR FAVORITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM ? : ...do you mean with canon charries, or with mine? xD The only thing I really “actively” ship in Naruto is SasuHina. Otherwise I’m just neutral about everything else - don’t really care either way. Tho some ships I’m a bit distasteful of simply because of their fans ^^; If we’re talking about my muses, I guess we kinda already did that...but yes, I love all of them ;w; 12.     /     FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU ? : I mean...for the most part, it just depends on how things develop with our muses? I’m down to pre-establish, but 1. I gotta know your muse well enough to judge if it’d work, and 2. Ryū has to be good with it - I’m not gonna ship with a muse she shakes her head at. IF you’re not sure if I ship something or not and you want to, just ask me! I’m never gonna bite your head off, and odds are, if you’re getting that vibe, I probably am too x3

TAGGED BY : I stoled it from @noharin =P TAGGING : Peeps. I’m lazy today lol

#let me make a note [ psa ] #who? me? [ about mun ] #kinda #lol #*tries to figure out age gap one* #*realizes it's nine years three ways #because of obito rin AND kakashi* x''D #...i don't THINK there's been anyone older? #dun remember #i guess reika's ship with jiraiya is a pretty good gap #dun remember that either lol

[seijorhi]

asks :))

a bunch of fic asks below the cut <3

Hi Rhi! I just read the usual suspects and ITS AMAZING. I was legit so immersed 😭 it’s so good, I couldn’t put it down. It was intense. I could feel Daichi’s stress and with every bits and pieces of info that was being revealed, AHHH had me shooketh. I adore your writing so much 😭💕 ahhh hats off to you!! And me being a Makki lover, I legit gasped when I read the past part!!

-nette 💕@mulberrysilk

ahhh thank you so much, bby!!! tbh i couldn’t resist throwing makki in there, once i had the idea for how i wanted to end it there was no going back and i love deceptively soft makki 

THAT RECENT FIC WAS SO GOOD. I didn’t realize it was refreshing to read a yandere story but from a different point of view. It was so good, the suspense, the crippling fear. May I ask, is this connected to one of ur fics? And would there be a part 2 to see what would happened next? Thank u so much for blessing us with your talent!

thank you! but no, this one is entirely separate from any of my other fics, as for a part two ??? who knows :))

that fic was sooo good. the writing kept me on a edge fr. daichis desperation to solve the case was portrayed so well. AND I DIDNT EXPECT MAKKI TO POP IN AT ALL

well you see the trouble is i am a complete whore for seijoh and makki in particular so?? i had no choice haha

I’m in shock. How does your writing just keep getting better and better and better holy shit

thank you, bby!!! <33

Rhiiiii!!!! Your writing is always so amazing, the newest Oikawa and Iwa fic was so good!!! And the plot twist of goddamn Makki holding you captive until the boys walk out without Daichi finding a lead was so smart!! Just a quick question about your commissions, are you willing to do something with Kawababy and Stockholm syndrome? It’s okay if you don’t, much love 🥺💞

hiya bby! so first of all thank you!! I’m really glad you liked it! as far as commissions go they’re closed atm but i wouldn’t be against writing something like that when/if they open up again :))

lawyer oikawa?? babe, you SPOIL us 😭

ain’t it hot tho? imagine him in a courtroom just wiping the floor with the opposition, it’s sexy

I love these 2 lines - “Have you found my girlfriend yet, Detective?" and “Of course I knew, but you misunderstand, Sergeant. She was never going to leave me.”

Just worded so well. hints that poor mc hasn't gone anywhere!

i was low key proud of those lines, subtle, but they were there from the start hehe

Your latest fic omg you’ve done it again 🥵🙏 I love the mystery AU, you really had the reader guessing and constantly thinking about what happened! I have to ask though...was this all just Makki acting out on his own and using the situation to his advantage or did Iwaizumi and Oikawa (maybe just oikawa LOL)get Makki to do this?

haha, as much as i love the idea of makki being a rogue agent, he really was just helping out two of his pals :)) such a good friend :))

Gaddamn. The preview you posted really made me think that Daichi is the bad guy.

ok ngl i had a few people send asks and stuff believing that iwa was innocent/being wrongfully accused and it was absolutely hilarious. like no, this time he’s an absolute piece of shit and for once, daichi wasn’t a bastard cop 

The usual suspects was so good! It read so much like a crime novel! For some reason I was suspecting daichi the whole time. I was convinced reader came to him in fear and he just kidnapped her for himself and was now trying to frame Iwa and Oiks.

love this theory, bastard cop daichi would’ve been a fun twist, but he was actually trying :(( i also love how none of you trust anybody in my fics anymore, it’s amazing

Omg. unusual suspects was just 👌👌👌imma just pray that daichi found something to lock those two up cuz god I'm scared - @yandere-writes​

i mean :)) if that’s what makes you happy :)) skhbrndjshfghjdks but thank you, bby!

oh. oh, this is one of the fics where i feel sorry for the reader. trapped between an obsessive, controlling ex and her creepy boss at work- she never had a chance, did she? and i cant help thinking that she fell into the the same mindset as daichi- that iwazumi just cant handle his ego being bruised, that oikawa just wants her for sex. she has no idea how obsessed they are with her, and thats her downfall. and theres daichi (who i loved in this fic), but i dont think he can find anything

and makki! i did not see makki coming. how did he get roped into this? is the reader being held at his house, at least temporarily? does he, at least, feel any guilt? sorry if im being annoying, but i loved this fic so much and i have so many questions.

it would’ve been hard enough to escape just one of them; the two together and poor reader never had a chance :(( as far as makki goes he’s an absolute piece of shit too. he genuinely likes the reader - out of all of iwa’s friends he was probably the one she got along best with, but makki’s morally grey at the very best, and he’d do anything for his friends. does he feel guilty? not really, after all she’s better off with the two of them anyway.

rhiii can i ask youu? do you ever write or maybe want to write reverse yandere fic?👀

hiya bby, thanks for the ask but reverse yandere fics just really aren’t my jam :(( sorry!!

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