#sabezra incorrect quotes

[better-call-mau1]

Sabine: I can’t believe how much we have in common!

Satine: Our names, for starters —— just one letter different.

Sabine: Iconic style and fashion sense, of course.

Satine: And let’s not forget about our problems with estranged family members.

Sabine: We’ve both had precarious encounters with Maul, too!

Satine: Precarious indeed. Is there anything else you can think of?

Sabine: Hmmmmm...well...

Obi-Wan and Ezra: *standing together awkwardly in the background*

Sabine: ...nothing I’d admit publicly.

Satine: I suppose you don’t have your own Korkie, then? A ‘nephew’ of inexplicable origin?

Sabine: Sorry...a what??

Satine: Never mind. Give it a few years.

#no idea what AU this would happen in but I love the concept of these two meeting #and bonding over their poorly-concealed affections for the historical bane of Mandalore lol #oh and then there’s… #Tristan: “Sabine???? Where did this baby come from????” #Sabine: “This is my niece.” #Tristan: “Your neice?? But she’s not *my* daughter! And I’m your only sibling!” #Sabine: “Don’t think about it too hard.” #Tristan: “You know…this baby looks kinda like Ez—” #Sabine: “DON’T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD!!!!!” #ok but Sabezra secret marriage AU?? I like the sound of that #sabine wren #satine kryze #ezra bridger #obi wan kenobi #sabezra #obitine #korkie kryze #korkie kenobi #star wars incorrect quotes #sabezra incorrect quotes

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Sabine: *mutters something in Mando'a*

Ezra: You're beautiful AND you speak multiple languages! Those are two of the three qualities I need in a woman.

Sabine: *rolls her eyes*

Ezra: Wanna know the third?

Sabine: Breathing?

Ezra:

Sabine:

Ezra: Wanna know the fourth?

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[ladywren7]

Sabezra interactions I feel would happen on a random ass Tuesday night

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Sabine: *casually chilling on the couch with a datapad*

Ezra: *takes one look at her* Let's get married-

Sabine: NO

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Sabine: That kid over there is pretty cute.

Ezra: We should have one-

Sabine: Ezra!

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Sabine: Dang, I wish I had more room to store my art.

Ezra: Wanna get a house?

Sabine: I swear to Chop-

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Ezra: You know what would really bring out your eyes?

Ezra: A ring-

Sabine: STOP

#bros just tryna have a life together fr😔❤️ #😂😂😂 #star wars #star wars rebels #swr #ezra x sabine #sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger #incorrect quotes #star wars rebels incorrect quotes #swr incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #source: me

[dreams-are-paper-thin]

Ezra, trying to sound casual: So, are you seeing anyone?

Sabine: You mean like a guy, a therapist, or a ghost?

Ezra: Why would you think I meant a ghost?

Sabine: Dunno. I've been seeing one.

Ahsoka, thinking fondly about Anakin: It's true. I saw him too.

Ezra: ... Okay. But are you single?

Huyang: Yes, lady Wren is very lonely. Just ask her out already, for Force's sake.

#ghost Anakin would give Sabine the craziest love advice #sabezra #ezrabine #sabine x ezra #ezra x sabine #ahsoka show #star wars #sabine wren #ezra bridger #incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes

[jedimandalorian]

Sabine: What are you, twelve?

Ezra: On a scale from 1-10? Yes.

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[sleepingbeauty21]

*Ezra comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Sabine’s bedroom.* Sabine: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Ezra: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Ezra: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Sabine: ...

#incorrect star wars quotes #sabezra #Oh yes he would do that #hahahahaha

[bart1607]

ezra: We have a problem. sabine: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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[dreamingmantis]

Ahsoka: *points to the bruise on Sabine’s neck* What’s that?

Sabine: Oh… that. It’s just a mosquito bite.

Ezra: *walks in* Hi, Ahsoka!

Ahsoka: Hi, mosquito!

#lmao I’m sorry #yes I know it’s likely a battle bruise #I just saw the jokes #sabezra #ezrabine #bluebean #incorrect quote #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect ahsoka quotes

[jessicas-pi]

Next Up In Time Heals...

Anakin, throwing his arm around Obi-Wan's shoulders: And so, a bold Padawan and a young, beautiful Mandalorian Lady fought side by side as they ran for their lives! Once mortal enemies, they became joined by the bond of true love and the mutual goal of not dying! Now that is a romance for the ages. Am I right or am I right, Bean? Sabine, clasping her hands and fluttering her eyelashes mockingly at Obi-Wan: Ooh, how romantic! Sabine: Sabine: Sabine: why are you looking at me like that Anakin, smirking: You have no idea what you just said, do you?

#anakin (running for his life): I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS #sabine (chasing him): THERE ARE NO DOTS TO CONNECT #anakin: I CONNECTED THEM #the time heals 'verse #incorrect quotes #sort of #obitine #sabezra

[asmodeus542]

Sabine: Ezra, when you get back home, good luck.

Ezra: As soon as I'm through with Thrawn--

Sabine: Don't make a girl a promise... if you know you can't keep it.

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[grxceful-ly]

random song playing at a cantina, probably in a language sabine mostly understands and ezra most certainly does not

ezra, leaning in: i wrote this one for you

sabine: *eye roll*

on a mission or smthn, having to deal with a terrible singer (who’s clearly never met anyone honest) as they belt out a song for one reason or another

sabine, whispering: hey, ezra.

ezra, clearly suppressing a wince as he listens: yeah?

sabine: this one’s for you.

ezra: *doing that lips-pressed-together thing, eyes beginning to water, refusing to even give her a smile*

#my coworkers do this #and i think it's cute #tell me this isn't canon for them #you can't you're wrong #sabezra #ezra bridger #sabine wren #bluebean #ezrabine #sorry if this absolutely sucks and makes you full-body cringe. #it's late. #and i was crying too much over angst #so i was coping i guess #star wars rebels #sabezra incorrect quote #star wars incorrect quote #i believe in sabezra friendship rights first #tone tag sabine's eye rolls with /fond always

[better-call-mau1]

Lucasfilm: Literally every single romance or almost-romance we’ve ever written in the Star Wars universe has ended in tragedy.

Lucasfilm: Han/Leia? Split up after their son went off the deep end. They eventually died broken and alone.

Lucasfilm: Anidala? No match for Palpatine’s plotting, Anakin’s attachment issues, and Padmé’s Sadness.

Lucasfilm: Obitine? Jyn/Cassian? Reylo? Tragedy! Tragedy! Tragedy!

Lucasfilm: At least we gave you Kanera. Aren’t they just so sweet and devoted and —— oh, whoops! More tragedy!

Ezra: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Sabine, drawing her blasters: They can pry you from my cold, dead hands.

Ezra: Please don’t tempt them.

#saw mutuals speculating on potential Sabine & Ezra tragedy in Ahsoka #and I remembered I had this whole post just sitting in my drafts #it’s literally the grim reaper hallway meme 😭 #and the fact that Disney bought LF doesn’t seem to matter either #they’re responsible for 4/6 on here!!!!!!!! #even the barely-there ships like Mr./Mrs. Sumar are sad 😣 #and if you ship the clones with anyone that’s begging for angst and tragedy too #what i’m trying to say is #IF THEY MESS WITH SABEZRA AT ALL I WILL RIOT #doesn’t even matter if they’re written to be platonic in the Ahsoka show #those two belong together and I will lose my kriffing mind if something happens to one or both of them #plus the overall story resonates more if SOME PEOPLE get a happy ending #because so far no one has and it’s almost ridiculous #sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger #ahsoka series #sabezra incorrect quotes

[ladywren7]

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Some examples of what I would be turning into merch: (I can also start doing specific requests for stickers if I end up doing it!!)

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[sleepingbeauty21]

Sabine: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Ezra: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Sabine: That one. I want that one.

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[bart1607]

ezra : Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? sabine: Aww- ezra : With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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[fulcrum-7567]

Sabine: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Ezra: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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