#sam carr

[thecollectibles]

Art by Sam Carr

#art #digital art #Illustration #painting #Sam Carr

[thankstothe]

Rating: Not Cute

Messing with twink to dilf pipeline is very damaging and can lead to a lasting trauma in an aspiring dilf

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #sam carr #screencap #s07e05 “Unplanned Parenthood” #s07e07 “A Pox on Our House” #s07e10 “Carrot or Stick” #s08e05 “The Confession” #s08e16 “Gut Check” #solution? #impregnate him immediately #him - house and/or wilson #dilf is a state of mind tho you don't need a child #do you..... #do you think he knew/suspected earlier in season 8 and that why he had this arc? #depending on how early he felt unhealthy it ramps up the tragedy #longpost #long post

[hugeegosorry]

That s7 episode where House is fangirling over that children author. you know which one i mean. „unwritten”. This one

Objectively hilarious premise, especially when we find out:

There are two love interests for a girl character and while Sam Carr,

(who is also a fangirl. Wilson has to put up with Two dearest to him people infodumping about their favorite kids book. autism real)

supports one of them, House says something along the lines of „Why can’t she have both?”, implying a polyamorous relationship between a girl and two guys.

Anyway, in this essay I will prove how the House/Wilson/Cuddy agenda is basically canon-

#house md #in da house #okay ill admit i havent watch the ep in a while but like i’m 80 percent sure #also the screencaps are from yt im sorry #this was the only way #gregory house #greg house #james wilson #hilson #huddy #lisa cuddy #hudson #as proposed by someone #meta #not really #sam carr #unwritten #s7 #season 7

[siryl]

"Sleeping Statues" by Sam Carr.

#sam carr #eternal ruins #statue #fantasy art #borderline anime

[lux-vitae]

The Undead King by Sam Carr (2017)

#sam carr #art

[eternal-ruins]

Sleeping Statues

#fantasy art #digital art #my art #ethereal #mystical #sam carr #artists on tumblr #illustration #ghibli aesthetic #zelda aesthetic

[xoivy]

3 failed marriages and wilson really hadn't thought for a moment that maybe he shouldn't put a ring on it

#i've seen actual people be together for 7 years before getting married and this man's just buying rings and having weddings left and right #like maybe chill sir #you'd think maybe after the second one he'd stop to think about it a little longer and harder #james wilson #house md #greg house #sam carr #bonnie wilson #julie wilson #amber volakis

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

Self care is skipping the scene when Wilson proposes to Sam a second time because of how bad the second-hand embarrassment is

#house md #housemd #james wilson #sam carr #clearing out my drafts

[buckysoldatbarnes]

house/wilson + you belong with me

#it’s not about joe alwyn or harry styles or jake gyllenhaal or tom hiddleston it’s all about house md

#house md #hate crimes md #hilson #housewilson #greg house #gregory house #james wison #sam carr #taylor swift #fearless #you belong with me #mine #if you still follow me and dont watch house i salute you

[purrassicjet]

Thinking about how when Sam said "I wish we'd had this argument ten years ago" Wilson doesn't say anything because deep down, he doesn't. The divorce ruined him, but House is the only person who's ever known him. If they'd had the argument ten years ago, Wilson would never have met House.

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #sam carr

[superhell]

most annoying house md character tournament

house md is full of positively insufferable characters. but who is the worst of the worst? to answer that question, we have put together a tournament for the title. vote for the Least Standable character today!

polls and links under the cut

Prelim Round (1 day):

Eric Foreman vs. Gregory House winner: Gregory House

Lucas Douglas vs. Sam Carr winner: Sam Carr

Remy “Thirteen” Hadley vs. Sebastian Charles winner: Sebastian Charles

Chris Taub vs. Lawrence Kutner winner: Chris Taub

Michael Tritter vs. Stacy Warner winner: Michael Tritter

John House vs. Allison Cameron winner: John House

James Wilson vs. Edward Vogler winner: Edward Vogler

Round One (1 day):

Gregory House vs. Jessica Adams winner: Gregory House

Sam Carr vs. Chi Park winner: Sam Carr

Sebastian Charles vs. Arlene Cuddy winner: Arlene Cuddy

Nurse Jeffrey vs. Chris Taub winner: Chris Taub

Michael Tritter vs. Lisa Cuddy winner: Michael Tritter

John House vs. Tucker winner: John House

Juan “Alvie” Alvarez vs. Robert Chase winner: Juan “Alvie” Alvarez

Martha M Masters vs. Edward Vogler winner: Edward Vogler

Round Two (1 day):

Gregory House vs. Sam Carr winner: Gregory House

Arlene Cuddy vs. Chris Taub winner: Arlene Cuddy

Michael Tritter vs. John House winner: Michael Tritter

Juan “Alvie” Alvarez vs. Edward Vogler winner: Edward Vogler

Round Three/ Semifinals (1 day):

Gregory House vs. Arlene Cuddy winner: Gregory House

Michael Tritter vs. Edward Vogler winner: Michael Tritter

Round Four/ Finals (1 week):

Gregory House vs. Michael Tritter winner: Gregory House

#house md #hate crimes md #most annoying house md character tournament #eric foreman #gregory house #jessica adams #lucas douglas #sam carr #chi park #remy hadley #thirteen #sebastian charles #arlene cuddy #nurse jeffrey #chris taub #lawrence kutner #michael tritter #stacy warner #lisa cuddy #john house #allison cameron #tucker #juan alvarez #alvie #robert chase #martha m masters #james wilson #edward vogler

[thecollectibles]

Art by Sam Carr

#art #digital art #Illustration #painting #Sam Carr

[thankstothe]

Some notes on Wilson's marriages/divorces, and how he met House:

• House didn't just meet a freshly divorced Wilson. He met barely married Wilson, who just got notified about his #1 divorce by a lawyer, not his wife

• Wilson walked around with papers on hand, long enough to give House a chance to sneak a peek. The same day he received the news. (there's a chance it was some sort of middle step in the divorce procedure, but "just served", checkmate your honor)

• House 100% knew that when he bailed him out. No, I don't have any concrete evidence besides "it's fucking House"

• House had Wilson observed the entire time to know he didn't open the papers. The divorce lawyer prob gave him an idea of what it is, and he was just marinating in the suffering juice

• House had to be nosy and stealthy when he checked the package Wilson clung to, he saw what's written on it

• They didn't actually talk at the conference itself, so House did it silently too

• There was a law firm address on the papers, and you couldn't just google shit then. House's had to remember it to investigate it further, or he already knew of the firm (or it said "BLAH LAW FIRM BLAH HERE'S YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS, LOSER", which is possible)

• Wilson likely opened them in a hotel room (or he looked at the package sadly/angrily there too), needed a drink, and House was at the bar

• House was watching Wilson at that conference, then at the bar, then meltdown over the song, then the whole fight and the mess, then the detention, and was like yeah I'll bail that

• "First words you ever said to me." This is when they first talked, Wilson was in jail and the one in need

• Ok alright, hear me out, if House didn't know what the papers were at the time of bailing. There are 2 paths for him to find out

• Wilson STILL had them on hand in jail

• Or Housey saw them at Wilson's hotel room. Yeah

• It's been over the decade since they've met and they both vividly remember the details of that drunk night (I get why for storytelling purposes. Still... Much to think about)

• That conference is either the last one, or one of the lasts, House attended. And that one was already boring to House without Wilson. 15 years prior to s06e06 "Known Unknowns", can't do the timeline magic I just eyeball it

• House also introduced Wilson to Cuddy pretty soon, since she was a witness to the levels of despair he was apparently in

• House might've pestered Cuddy to hire him, or she chose to do so herself (whenever she was dean). Maybe House chased away some poor oncologist to make an opening. Even if House isn't as obsessed with Wilson at the start of season 1, he's always plotting

• There's the brother thing too. Wilson still fresh out of med school, still divorcing, still guilty af and looking for the brother in Princeton, so he was happy to work there

• Prior to that, Wilson was working 2 jobs to support himself and Sam and was ready to follow her to Baltimore

• The divorce and meeting House happened in 1991, the same year USSR completely fell apart. Just thought I'll throw that in #educational

• Wilson was married, non-fraudulently, for 12 years total

• Marriage #1 has only lasted 1 year

• That means every marriage House was present for has lasted longer #math

• Wilson found a way to get fulfilled while in the marriage

• Now he's got a needy bitch with infinite problems and who will slurp any poison he has to siphon

• I'd argue House is what made Wilson bearable at home

• At the same time, House is what kept Wilson away from home, ultimately contributing to the divorce

• Wilson himself describes his marriages as crappy - he doesn't really need help destroying them. House still helps~✨

• Timeline gets wonky, but there couldn't have been much of a downtime between marriages, a couple of years max

• "Fell in love at the wedding" - whatever the fuck that means for Wilson

• Either Wilson met Sam through that wedding, and she also aimed to work in medicine - how they've connected. Or they went there as a couple, both being med students? Got high on emotions and jumped into marriage

• Wilson speedruns relationships once he's in them, so it could've gone "hey that was a nice wedding, how about we have our own?"

• He fucking sucks at proposals, his looks and general air of niceness carried him all 3 times, I will not be hearing any objections on the matter

• When Wilson talks to Cameron about cheating. He says, "I have (cheated). I always told them"

• "Them"

• It's could've been every marriage (#1, #2 and #3). If boy managed to sneak in cheating in his 1-year lightning marriage #1, while he was studying + 2 jobs (now I don't doubt his time management skills, but it's still a hassle. On the other hand, all that stress couldn't have been helping)

• Or it could be #1 and #2, or #1 and #3. But #3 is pretty much a certainty (he flirts with nurses on screen, House is also there), and it's "them", so why would he randomly stop in the middle? Don't think so

• What's most likely is - #2 and #3. When arguing with Sam (#1) again she didn't mention or allude to the cheating, her problem was that Wilson didn't communicate ANY emotions to her, she even admitted to House she made the most mistakes in that marriage, let's say there's some truth in that

• Wilson either didn't tell Sam about cheating, she didn't have a problem with it, or he lied to Cameron

• OR he didn't cheat on Sam

• He started to cheat after the first divorce AND his marriages started to last longer, which is funnier too

• He could've started cheating prior to House entering the picture, but much more likely - after. Divorce and/or House are the cause

• Speaking of. Meeting House is very tightly linked to the #1 divorce. Every time Wilson would think back on it, he would have to think about all the turmoil and getting bailed by House. And vice versa - every time he'd think back on meeting House...

• "I met someone who made me feel funny. And I didn't want to let that feeling go." Another Cameron talk. Ur honor, there's something on that wall

• btw, he is STILL married while meeting House, so if you hilson 1st-night-fuck truther, that meeting is his cheater origin story in a more practical sense. He then could've really meant all the marriages, but then he lied about telling Sam/Cameron, he might not count it since he's divorcing to tell Sam

• Ultimately, he's a huge liar, and I'm wasting my time. What I'm saying - nothing is really off the table with this guy in terms of hcs

• Aftermaths of #2 and #3 aren't really talked about like #1. It must've been really nuclear

• House says neither of them recovered from (#1) divorce to Wilson's face, Wilson doesn't contest that in any way. Even tho House didn't know Wilson before the divorce he usually right on the money with these things

• After the divorce #2 Wilson got 3 legged cat

• After failing to secure marriage #4 (#1 part 2) he got a diabetic cat

• Just like the thing he has with missing phone calls, after every divorce, consciously or not, he might expect a savior to bail him out

• After and during #3 he crashed at House's, then surfed hotels, then moved in with a dying patient, then Amber's, then House moved in with him (still Amber's)

• Maybe his wives kept taking properties in the divorce, and he just stopped getting them

• Man frankly didn't have a home for a while (HOMELESS BUT NOT HOUSELESS)

• Then Wilson finally commits and gets the place for himself and House, from Bonnie (#2)

• Wilson adamantly remains on good terms with his ex-wives (but not random exes. One helps House with a prank, House kept tabs bc of course)

• But Wilson thinks they hate him. Did he ever pay attention to them?

• While spending all the time with House, then cheating, telling his wives about it, Wilson gave them more attention and emotions to delay the divorce

• He also learned how not to get attached in marriage, to not get destroyed by the divorce (excellent gambit if you expect your marriage to fail)

• He has a better support system now too. Can't believe House is your support system, fucking lmao and ouch. Cuddy is his only other friend we see, maybe Stacy at some point (he kept in touch with after the incident)

• All his other friends and family we hear next to nothing about, at best they're surface level

• In season 5 he's only visited by the coworkers/House's team + Cuddy <- all that is pretty much House's tolerance circle

• House is pathetic, but Wilson is something else entirely

#house md #gregory house #lisa cuddy #james wilson #sam carr #bonnie #his failed marriages and house #studying Wilson under a microscope #I was just trying to piece all of this shit together and speculating none of this is gospel lol #ive compiled this thinking i dont have much to say. look at us now #not even touching his “divorces” w house here #that's entirely different beast #might've missed something obvious - feel free to add/correct #prob got carried away and tunneled #but wow that first divorce must've been rough #if i was house and saw the man so distraught at some dusty conference breaking shit over a song id fall in love too #you might think im obsessed but im really not #long post #longpost #like actually longpost

[hugeegosorry]

things that happen when you use the hunger games simulator incorrectly, on the other hand

#https://brantsteele.net/hungergames if you care btw. #house md #in da house #gregory house #greg house #james wilson #sam carr #lawrence kutner #eric foreman #robert chase #choreman #in the weirdest way possible but. #vogler #i have no idea what his name is #chi park #shitpost

[theimaginauts]

PRISONER

Art by SAM CARR

#sam carr #31 days of horror

[luv4fandoms]

Wilson had every right to get annoyed at Sam when she put the drink on the book, even with the coaster....WHO PUTS A DRINK ON A BOOK?!?

#liz's ramblings #house md #james wilson #sam wilson #sam carr