On the left, the kobold! 2 foot (61 cm) clever dragon people full of passion and teamwork, switching wildly between complete cowardice and pure bravery! They're also CONSTANTLY making traps and mining, so plenty dexterous and more endurance than you'd think. Fun fact: Generally speaking, kobolds make long-lasting romantic or platonic relationships, but not sexual. Those are frequent and chosen for practical reasons. So chances are they'll be very experienced, comes with the turf when you're a classic minion!
8 ft (2.4 m) on average, and these ones are amphibious! Their skintones are all the human ones+blue and silver, same with hair color. Thier scales are usually single-color, but can have patterns as well. They're mischievious pranksters...look, people have been pointing out thier appeal for 1000's of years, and given they had more than 93% smash rate in the qualifiers I think you all get it.
hc that dazai only eats food that 1. came from a can that he just opened or 2. food that he can confirm was made by chuuya. sometimes he'll wait until chuuya takes a bite out of dazai's food because he is paranoid enough to think that it's poisoned
idk all of what merseis swap au entails but if alex and tim are swapped maybe TIM had a passion project he was working on when shit went south. he was the music guy. maybe hed get prickly with his friends who only kind of know how to play instruments but r trying.
Records make a difference. I ain’t gon’ lie… It’s way harder than the new way of making traditional beats, but it’s what continues to keep some of us around after all these years. Inspiration dwells in the HUNT. Grateful for both the mindset and skill set.
Now I'm curious what it would be like if DJ Subatomic Supernova and DJ Apotheotic had a ego-off- I mean, friendly competition to see who was better
(place your bets! the ceiling fan or the paperweight?)
If the other side doesn't instigate anything, I think it'd be a pretty tame competition...on the surface, at least. Apotheotic is really committed to the bit of acting like a tolerable professional, so despite any harbored distaste he has for DJ Supermassive Ego, he'd offer every shred of respect and courtesy he can spare. That's part of how Apotheotic climbed his way up to charter status -- "he may be an egotist himself, but look at how cool he is by showing good sportsmanship!"
Any punches he throws toward DJSS would be 'subtle', or as subtle as a guy representing the Hardcore Techno genre can be. He'd let his performance do the talking with its true-to-you motif (ironic, considering his own self-imposed circumstances), and if any of his music offended DJSS, that's surely his own problem! "Y'know what they say: if the shoe fits..."
( ⚠️ Loud sound warning! This song has a very loud and consistent bass kick )
(nono, the "fuck you" part of the music is just a representation of rave rebellion. it TOTALLY has nothing to do with you, DJ Sub Sandwich)
That said, I don't think Apotheotic would win that competition, if there ever was one. Hardcore Techno isn't an easy genre to listen to, especially its less melodic subgenres. I think most of us can agree that a groovy, pumping disco is more accessibly enjoyable than a grinding, rhythm-heavy series of distorted bass kicks (which is the hallmark of most of KK's music).
Plus, he's just overall goofier. KK can't top DJSS' design and godly voice