#saucy speaks

[thefunniesttags]

#submission #ao3 #saucy speaks #ao3 tags #funny ao3 tags #ergonomics #sexy #competency kink #mechanical keyboards

[gaywiththesauce]

I win

#i got the voiceline!!! #listen to his chuckle #i saw this bear and i was like... i need to hear it for real #and so now I have this #rawr :3 #also yes my playthrough is boys only yes they are gay boys #i win #rawr #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #saucy speaks #my tav is not pleased but shh he's thinking about how quirky astarion is

[sosauced]

Y’all I’m not back just yet but expect a return soon, shit got fucking nuts in my life lmao my long term partner dumped me and I went psycho mode but ya girl has found peace and love in herself so I’m returning to hobbies I enjoy

Thanks for the continued support and the patience

#saucy speaks

[saucierthanthou]

#the outer worlds #owvg #vg #saucy speaks #lmfao

[heph]

Elvish

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #astarion #astarion bg3 #gale #bloodweave #halsin #shadowheart #wyll #wyll ravengard #im having intense artblock at the time of writing... #i think gale is a polyglot! astarion curses im elvish and realises gale was the only one who understood #enter halsin stage right and theyve gotten used to conversing secretly in elvish (flirting) and he hears aaaaallll the saucy goodness #Imagine Gale sheepishly asking Halsin if he speaks Elvish (of course he does)

[the-cookie-of-doom]

I have another AU idea where Kim has an OnlyFans, where he posts purely official WIK content. It drives his fans absolutely insane

#cookie speaks #every day Kim is like #i could do the funniest thing ever #he sometimes posts things that are just a liiittle saucy #always with plausible deniability #but chay just KnowsTM #someday #WIK is gonna come off the leash #and start getting nasty on main #and he's going to be a loyal subscriber until that day finally comes

[toreii]

Lilia: “I can’t believe you went out of your way to celebrate my birthday. Thank you, Yuu.”

Lilia: “Present? Goodness, don’t mention it. But, if you insist…”

Lilia: “Tell me about your hometown. It seems fun to talk about places I don’t know about. Won’t you let me sleep tonight~?”

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst spoilers #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia #translations not 100% accurate #a bit iffy on the last line #but lilia sounded a little saucy speaking that

[girlboyburger]

world's neediest business partner

(cries until i let him rub on the ipad while i draw)

#had to blur the drawing cause its 2 saucy for tumblr #but guess what website you can view it on that starts with a ''p'' and ends with a ''atreon'' #which #speaking of #i gotta post the cow adopts i posted to my saucy account here but i gotta censor em first #unfortunate how much of the charm is lost since i added ✨flavor✨ to the bits but #weeh #the mayor #moo.txt

[thetimecrystal]

daydreaming about ordering chinese for brunch today too

#mica speak #food // #my stomach has been fucky every day of this week #but today has been the worst #and once again i kinda just want saucy noodles #the only thing stopping me is shame ig #although i am an adult with adult money i can do what i want #technically i am supposed to be on a low spend but ugh

[recitedemise]

“But perhaps, when you sleep, you will dream of me."

 Royal, Fantasy Romance, and Spice: still accepting.

Had those words truly been that doting? Gale looks to them a twinge astonished before his expression, unguarded, dithers to awe.

Hallow isn't...what's the word? Ah. The most outward person, he supposes. They're a secret that way, a thousand-layered enigma slabbed together by riddles, hewn by quandaries and queries and conundrums in between. Their speech runs shorter, and their walls clamor high. Vulnerability's no outfit they eagerly wear, and buttoned to the nines in restraint and mystery, so seldom—if ever!—are her feelings shown. But this, Gale realizes, is fondness in earnest. He likes it on them, believes it complements their cheekbones like a rouge. It's daring, however, if not a little bit scandalous, so with a sort of half-chuckle, their wizard flushes. Negligibly, he'd argue. His tanned skin glows rose.

"In such an event, perhaps it will be a most pleasant dream," he starts, backing away to his tent. In the moonlight, Hallow's chiaroscuro cuts devilishly fine. "Should the gods permit it, I imagine they'll come even twice as pleasant as those I would humor there in the daylight. Lest you forget, slight lapses into fantasy are hardly reserved for those midnight hours." Oh. "Sleep well," he mutters. "And dream indulgently."

Wicked, wicked wizard! How astonishingly roguish. The smile he wears could raze a church.

#BOLYDE #ASK. #mom......... are they flirting #insert that gif of that girl going 'maybe so' #me grabbing my mic: gale is speaking TOO saucy

[juliavisconti13]

I Can See You totally blew my mind

Like, I really did believe Wildest Dreams was Taylor’s first saucier song huh

#i can see you #taytay #taylorswift #taylurking #taylor nation #speak now #taylor swift #taylors version #saucy

[djservo]

we need to investigate sjservo's save because everyday we discover more JUICY details being left out what do you mean the bros were FLIRTING ajskskdkdkd also losing it at Sergio flirting with Diego right in front of Joaquin... he truly has no fear for his life. libra bitch.

it got so out of hand sometimes I just abruptly teleported one of them outside to get some PEACE bc once the flirting starts it never stops & GOD FORBID an autonomous WW action comes up ❌ here's the culprit taking out the trash in his undies right in front of the boys playing video games (lana del rey coded)

#those are diego's pjs it wasn't a saucy thing I just thot it looked silly for him to play video games in a button-up + leather pants #I'm laffin at how I've had these gp screenshots Ready for the past few asks hgjhkjhk I promise I'm not intentionally hoarding #i just randomly seem to have a few specific ones related to the qs that idk how/when I'd post otherwise #also speaking of Juice joaquin's been unable to sleep in his own bed for like more than 5 seconds at a time for some reason #Idk if it's the bed itself (I changed it recently) or bc he's a night owl? but he sleeps fine in sergios bed 😐 #it's that memory foam topper + silk pillowcases + linen sheets full lux package #asks

[gaywiththesauce]

You open a freezer and see this, what do ya do?

is blowtorch the correct answer?

no?

okok, wait a minute, I got this now!

We go on a romantic dinner. I drink lemon water. The chicken likes that.

We go to order. The chicken orders first. The chicken doesn't know how to read. The chicken asks for any cold meals. The server suggests a salad.

The chicken orders a salad. The server asks if the chicken wants meat on the salad. We go goblinmode on the server. We get a new server. The chicken orders a salad.

I order last like a nice person. I order chicken tenders. I get smacked by a slimy chicken wing. The date is ruined. I soiled my chances.

In an obsessive rage, I eat the chicken to keep the chicken in my heart forever. I cry while mourning my chicken date.

I get kicked out of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

#is this a chicken or a turkey #great ask octo!! #chicken series #chicken #chicken again #chicken again again #saucy speaks #saucy needs to go to jail #what is this #chicken recipe #saucy samples

[sosauced]

Give a minute to think about how fucking HOT it would be to get absolutely railed by our favourite freak Alfred and our favourite pervert Nikolai at the same time!?!??!!!!! I will be writing this.

#hetalia #saucy speaks

[saucierthanthou]

hey @staff i just wanna talk

#bots #tumblr #staff #pronbots #cuz i know the actual word will be c*nsored #saucy speaks

[ghosthoodie]

Trick or treat but it's actually just me giving you pizza

YAY!!!!!! A TREAT!!!!!!!!:)

#mmm that pizza looks sooo fucking saucy #ask #wooden speaks #tastypizza49