#saur erm....

[tarosucheon]

sometimes I just want to tell the delusional kpop fans that they need to know that their faves is literally just Every Man Ever who probably thinks they're The Shit and has undiagnosed and unmedicated and unacknowledged mental illnesses who is just another commercialized carbon copy husk of a person that the industry manufactures over and over again to make you fall in love with just so they benefit from it

#taro talks #i shan't tag this post #BUT LET'S BE FOR REAL GUYS?? #like i say this as a kpop stan okay #think about this critically #take a handsome man #put him in a competitive enviroment with other handsome man who all knows they're the hot shit #make them famous and rich #guys. #they're probs very insufferable irl #im just going to be SO FOR REAL with you #and as a korean i will say korean guys are...much less...progressive than american men #as in their views on women is very much not slay #saur erm.... #just KEEP THAT IN PERSPECTIVE BESTIES

[bollyswood]

LEAH JEFFRIES attends the “Beast” World Premiere | August 08, 2022

#leah jeffries #pjoedit #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #wocedit #wonderfulwoc #ccnet #annabeth chase #idk what/who else to tag erm #*mine #anyway she's saur cute <3 #beast #filmedit

[guildpostings]

WOOOO!!!

#ooeepisee<3 #i disappeared huh. #tumblr web mobile sucks i havent used erm. tumblr normally in a while sory for bein saur late

[sunghoons-moved]

SUNGHOON  :  FUTURE  PERFECT  (  PASS  THE  MIC  )  |  220704

#sunghoon #park sunghoon #enhypen #enha #useraweks #4brina #userfairy #eyestrain #m #u only get two bcus iwas lazy #plus they alr look fine as it is WSEDRFTGYHU #erm i do not know any other tags for enha content saur........... enjoy my hoonie <3

[beegswaz]

new theme 🤯🤯🤯🤯

#sorry ollie set his icon To the scott image and i got tired of The orange saur.... erm....

[griancraft]

Being a system is like. I have regular body image issues and then here comes the non human alter with a bat

#yea this is about cranberry #voted most inhuman (e nderman) #passive influence and co fronting is saur fun #bonus #she’s trans femNB so erm less dysphoria? yay?

[tylorswift]

i will get back to making gifs i swear

#its been saur long since i used photoshop for GIFS. erm november end is my week ig #sometimes archi talks

[theevilicecreamsoda]

Bweh

#i am saur cold #but i got erm candy ☝️ #next year i wanna be like a faun or something

[spaceagebachelormann]

HIHSISHSISJSBSNHIHEYHEY

may i please request ocean, misha, and jane/penny with an s/o that’s very short, like 5’0 and everyone assumes they’re rlly nice and they are… when they wanna be. just a very overall fiesty person in a tiny body :)

ocean, mischa and jane/penny with a short s/o!

✧ warnings: none

✧ additional info: erm this has been rotting in my inbox for months mb pookie 🙏 these might be shit but i’m on a rtc kick rn so trust in me!! also i kinda struggled with the angry but short part 😔 also ocean is kinda ooc

✧ m.list — nav.

ೃ༄ ocean o’connell rosenberg

ugh this is so real i’m 5’1 😒

ocean herself is also very short,, like 5’3-5’5

so she prob finds ur height rlly endearing cause she’s used to people being taller than her

would 100% baby u

probably says some shit like “awww ur so cute!” if u get annoyed cause she’s a little shit oblivious

would like seeing in like slightly bigger clothes cause a) she likes knowing ur comfy, even if she SUCKS at showing it, and b) she thinks it makes u look saur cute

and also she makes it abundantly clear she is the only mf who gets to bring up ur height and she’ll be passive aggressive to anyone else who does

and she’s the type to scold u if u get pissed at someone for making fun of ur height but she also doesn’t stop u

she’s secretly so proud but scolds u anyway

the scolding is worse if u swore at the person

ೃ༄ mischa bachinski

this BITCH is so mean to u abt ur height (lovingly ofc!)

purposely puts things on higher shelves so u have to ask him for help (he gets offended if u ask literally anyone else GOD FORBID ocean)

he def argues with u if u get annoyed but in like a teasing way

he thinks it’s endearing

gives u his clothes alot (obviously cause he likes seeing them on u)

so goddamn protective omg.

has encouraged you to yell at ppl for making fun of u

“HIT THEM!! HIT THEM!!” — mischa <3

fake cries and hugs u on the first day of december because santa needs his elves back

also says “don’t fall in a hole” when ur literally just walking

ೃ༄ penny lamb/jane doe

pennys like a mix of ocean and mischa

lovingly bullies u but also thinks ur so so cute

would love watching u yell at people and obviously encourages u

even joins if she feels like it

LOVES picking you up for no reason

jane though also thinks ur height is super cute but doesn’t know how to express it

she’s like immediately intrigued by u cause ur noticeably shorter than everyone else

she randomly comes up behind u and puts her arms around ur shoulders or js on ur arms or something

don’t get mad at her she gets confused cause she doesn’t know what she’s doing wrong :(

#mars writing 🧈 #ride the cyclone #rtc musical #rtc #ocean o’connell rosenburg #mischa bachinski #penny lamb #jane doe #rtc x reader #ride the cyclone x reader

[slitheriyn]

Okay i want many things i am sorry but you need to UNDERSTAND i love cats more than humans and my life!!!! 💖😭💖💖 and you draw them perfectly well!!!! *cry on the floor and dying bc all cuteness*

Can you draw how Severus meet with cat!Lily? 😭😭💖💖💖

omg believe me when i say its not a problem at all.... im a fellow cat enthusiast (they have been my FAVORITE animal ever since i was born) so drawing them makes me saur happy

erm sorry for the quick doodles i was very excited to think abt cat au lore.... the pics doesnt really tell anything so i'll ramble abt it ^_^

severus met cat (back then kitten) lily in fourth/fifth year on the hogwarts garden, and took her in because he couldnt find her parents anywhere.... cat!lily then lived with him in his dorms, she shed her fur EVERYWHERE but sev doesnt mind because shes his only friend and he loves her :3 when he goes to classes, he lets lily wander around hogwarts, and she always comes back around afternoon. lily lives with him for years until one day, lily takes her daily stroll on hogwarts grounds and doesnt come back :( sev presumes her to be either dead or adopted by another student, and never truly moved on... until years later, when he's on his second year of teaching on a random day lily came back carrying a tiny little brown kitten between her jaws who he names harry :3

#severus snape #cat au #lily evans #reqs

[julysn]

what’s your eta? || 01 : upstander

ship: kyle broflovski x fem!reader

synopsis: Kyle voices some of his concerns to Y/N’s friends.

wc: ≈1100

notes: everyone’s in high school, canon divergence, based off of s21 e7 (doubling down), y/n is NOT heidi turner. slightly ooc, whatever.

read on ao3 | next

notes: this fic is literally doubling down (s21 e7) but altered by me lmfaoo. this is the scene where kyle walks into the gymnasium during volleyball practice btw….,…

FUCK i’m posting this like decades after it was up on ao3 saur.. uh.. erm.. yeah. GOD THIS IS SO BUTT I. just read it. pls. i know it’s butt. i know it is asscheeks.

When Kyle Broflovski first made eye contact with her, he knew he had to save her.

It had been about two and a half (or two-thirds, he wasn't sure) months since Y/N L/N had first begun dating Eric Cartman, and it was starting to really irritate Kyle. He was fed up with this relationship whether his annoyance was born from him or his subconscious. He was forced to watch as Cartman played with her feelings like a master puppeteer. He was forced to watch as Cartman dumped her, before manipulating her back into yet another relationship immediately the next day, the two acting like nothing had happened. He was forced to listen as Cartman brushed off his concerns, continuing to treat Y/N like shit no matter how Kyle advised him not to.

And the worst part of it all?

Y/N was a sweet girl.

Kyle knew it; he could tell. It was obvious. Y/N L/N could easily be considered one of the nicest, sweetest girls in their grade–hell, their high school. She was everything a man like Cartman didn't decide. She was funny yet kind, sarcastic yet caring, everything. He adored how she could be so friendly and gentle yet also flippant and relaxed at times.

He didn't have a crush on her, though. He was just worried.

But what would happen if he did develop feelings?

God, that was something Kyle didn't want to think about. It wasn't the thought of him and Y/N together that had thrown him off, it was the thought of what Cartman would try to do. After knowing him for around 16 years of their lives, he knew the boy inside out. He knew how Cartman would attempt to gaslight and manipulate. He knew about his blackmailing tendencies. The two of them knew practically everything about each other, and yet, they still hated each other like normal arch-nemeses.

So, if he were to ever get together with Y/N one day, what would Cartman do?

Kyle shook the thoughts away, looking down at his feet as they mechanically led him towards the gymnasium. He had to speak up and do something.

He sighs, pushing the gymnasium doors open and wiping away a few pearls of sweat on his hairline. His other hand instinctively ran through his hair, mentally and physically preparing himself for the little standoff–or, at least, that's what he saw it as–with Y/N's friends. He looked on as he saw the girls playing volleyball before he cleared his throat and walked onto the court.

".. Hey."

The girls immediately whip their heads around to face the ginger, some with narrowed eyes yet most just confused by the situation. "What's he doing here?"

"I know things have been difficult lately. I know you think us guys are all pigs, but that's just Cartman. Just know that... a lot of us boys think girls are amazing and smart and beautiful."

Silence.

".. Uh, not, not like hot-beautiful, I mean like inside-beautiful. I.. I'm not saying you're hot. Or am I saying you're ugly. It doesn't matter–you're all hot on the inside. If we could all just see inside you, it would be hot.. fuck, you know what I mean." Kyle sighs, groaning and rubbing his eyes in embarrassment. He had fucked up his speech, how was he going to get his point across?

The girls stare at each other incredulously for a few seconds, some whispering to each other before one of them speaks up.

".. What do you want, Kyle?" Wendy asks, holding the ball in her hands as she furrowed her eyebrows and narrowed her eyes. The others had a sneaking suspicion about what this could be about, but obviously, they didn't speak up yet. They needed to let Kyle explain everything for himself first.

"It's about Y/N. You guys shouldn't criticize her for being with Cartman." He sighs, shoving his hands into his pockets and letting his calloused fingers play around with the packet of gum and keys inside. His mind was a storm of thoughts, the thunder and lightning being the repetitive thoughts of "I shouldn't have done this" or "What the hell am I doing?"

The girls shared a look once again, the silence making everything even more awkward.

Shit, did I fuck up? Kyle blinked, pressing his lips together to form a slit as he anxiously waited for a response. He knew deep down in his heart that he wasn't making a mistake, but damn, the looks the girls shared and the ongoing silence was making him rethink and regret everything that had just happened.

"Why not? Eric Cartman's the worst person on earth." Annie tilts her head, obviously dumbfounded. Some of the other girls nod in affirmation, agreeing with her (obviously true) statement.

"I know! I-I know that, okay? Trust me, I hate Cartman, who doesn't, but just.. give her some space, you know? You can't keep saying 'we told you so', because if you make her feel dumb, she'll double down and try to prove herself that it wasn't dumb." Kyle explains, nervousness evident in his tone as he shifts his weight from one foot to another. "You're gonna make her feel worse than she already does."

Once again, the room fell into silence with the occasional whispers being heard from the girls on the bleachers or the other side of the court. The curlyhead stood there anxiously, teeth sinking into his bottom lip as his hands continued to fidget with the various objects he kept in his pant pockets. He slipped one hand out, coming to brush off some non-existent lint and dust off of his baggy jeans.

Breaking the silence, Nichole was the one to speak up this time, airing out a concern that had lingered on everyone's minds until that very moment. "No offense, Kyle, but why do you care? Do you have a crush on her?"

"What?! No!" The ginger quickly defended himself, throwing his hands up and taking a step back as everyone in the gymnasium eyed him suspiciously. He knew it looked like he was interested in Y/N, but he was just worried! Right?

"Oh my god, he soooo likes Y/N," Bebe smirked, giggling softly as the other girls hummed and nodded in agreement. "It's like a love triangle."

"No, I don't!" Kyle quickly blurted out, his cheeks heating up in embarrassment as he sighed and walked away, leaving the girls to finish volleyball practice. He felt a bit, a tad bit guilty for interrupting–if someone just walked onto the court and made an announcement while he was shooting some hoops, he'd be pissed as well. But a part of him brushed off the regret because something else was on his mind.

".. Wait, do I?"

#this is actually #so butt. #i.. #okay whatever #i’m feeding my kids! #julysn #julia’s fics .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ #what’s your eta? ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ #south park #fanfiction #fanfic #south park x reader #south park x fem reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader

[14dayswithyou]

saur...erm...do we get...nsfw scenes w the other LI's?? teehee! ...not like i wanna rail teo or violet or anything😻

✦゜ANSWERED: Unfortunately (and for my own sanity), Ren will be the only one with an NSFW route!! The 18+ scenes don't play any role in the overall storyline, so there isn't much point for me to work on or expand upon them right now ^^; The NSFW route is only for those who wanna get freaky with Ren and leave lmao

But I'm always more than happy to answer any NSFW asks here for the other 14DWY cast though!! All I ask is that people read the pinned post before sending in anything.

#Also... people tend to forget that 14DWY is based purely around Ren ^^; #You can get (romantic/neutral) endings with some of the other characters; but none of them have actual routes #Ren is the main focus on the game but you can still interact with the other characters #Maybe one day I'll make a spinoff!! /gen #💌 — answered. #💜 — 14dwy misc. #🖤 — shut up sai. #💖 — 14 days with queue. #🔞 — woohoo zone. #just to be safe

[jwonsite]

hi friends😍 saur i still live w my parents and they pay for my like,, everything including my phone bill as long as im doing well in school and erm,, i havent been doing very well (rip me) so this bitch TOOK MY PHONEEE LIKE GIRL I AM 19 YEARS OLD TF DO U MEAN... anyways the jungwon enn fic will probably not be released this sunday as I DONT HACE MY FUCKING PHONE im writing this on my computer but i alr have a draft and all my ideas on my phone and dont wanna start fresh so pleaseeee be patient!! i am so so so sorry ik a lot of ppl were looking forward to this😭😭

#heewonenthusiast speaks!

[vampirewhohuntsvampires]

I ramble saur much in this all I talk about is likening my boyfriends and the future and my mother erm don’t mind me. Read if you want too I make 0 sense in this it’s 6 am

B.being poly and queer is so awesome. I wish my baby self could see me right now. Everyone soo cruel to you making you think being black, fat and having a weird gender made you unloveable or that you’d just have to settle for someone who only tolerated you. I was high key a hopeless romantic as a kid, which I ended up dying off on its own. Dating isn’t the end all be all for loving yourself, I would have done that journey for me anyways. But it makes it much more awesome when there’s someone who does fall in love with you, and then it happens again. Literally life changing to wake up every morning and remember there are people out there who love you and adore your company, who do find you hot, who care about you. I had a lot of these comforts with friends to begin with but it’s like a cherry on top if I think hard about it. Honestly I just think I wake up happy cause it’s usually my first thought. I’m like a sap at my core but it’s a fight actually sharing my thoughts I get so shy and I would hate to be repetitive, this entire post is just me being sappy it probably isn’t coherent

Ermmm also my birthday coming up so that’s an added factor, when I convinced myself in high school I wouldn’t make it past 21, I was not expecting to be any kind of relationship by then. So well, obviously I’m pushing past 21 now cause it’s nawt like I can just die on them like that lol. I also have a better string of friends so it’s not like I could die on them either, fortunately I must survive. It’s also made me like re think a lot of my views and life goals, do I wanna go back to STEM? Do I want to write? Be a history teacher? Honestly I’ve even rethought my stance on not wanting kids because I was right at the time, but I lack the self hate that made me unfit for a parental roles also I’ve been working with kids all my life so what the fuck was I on. That’s a conversation I’ll probably have to have in the future though when things get more serious. Idc right now.

I also kind of wish i got the chance to introduce my mom to either of my boyfriends. Like it probably would have been a rough start but she woulda understood eventually. Out of everyone she was like the most excited about my potential love life. Aufhh. I will probably bring them to the next dia de los muertos celebration, closest thing I got.

Downer aside, I am almost 20 and I am loved. That’s the most exciting thing ever

[jayjj7]

BAD HABITS SAUR CUTE BRO !! (then i rmbr there'll be angst ... 😝...😶...😟...🥺...😢... 😭..💀)

OMG THANK YOU🙏����🙏

erm dw no angst soon but i still don’t know how long it’ll last for☺️

i won’t make it too bad this time

(maybe)

[xianyoon]

yingz what’s this about sea goddess wrioying i see in da tags …. 👀

MISS JADE !!!! <3 starts giggling this will be a long one (all pictures from pinterest) and i gave wriothesley a slightly different lore ahahgfgjhfgf i have not fleshed this out very well bc my mind is all over the place!!!

it starts off as forbidden lovers to what are we to fck it, i love you!

sea goddess!ying x prince!wriothesley, whose castle is by the sea

his family forbade him from going down to the waters as a child, so .. erm ....... strict parents make sneaky children right

he used to visit the waters when both of us were kids :3c

and he used to do this thing (maybe in early teens?) where he'd pretend to fall into the water and my s/i would catch him

eventually when he's older, his room is easily accessible by the cliff ! so my s/i visits a lot

one day we got caught by his older sibling (who's next in line for the crown .... and is very much a stickler for rules!) and he was forbidden from seeing my s/i for a while ueueee

wriothesley respects his family a lot so we were apart for quite a bit :'""" but eventually we had clandestine meetings around the rocks and pools of water

my s/i was definitely frustrated though – very much a "are you choosing your family or me" and it turned into a whole what are we! argh!

"i'd choose you, in every lifetime, if i could."

some time passes & it's my turn to step up onto my throne in the trenches of the sea – so wriothesley has to make a decision. he decided to visit my kingdom for a week, saying that he's on holiday yadda yadda

and he sees how beautiful the kingdom is. beneath the waters, where rays of moonlight broke through the surface – where light can barely reach – these things were beautiful. unhuman.

he was rather enraptured :3c looked like a little kid in a candy store

just before he was supposed to leave, he made the decision to stick around

fck it, i love you! i love every bit of you! and i want to be able to love you so freely, like the way you dance within the waters of your kingdom. archons.

:3c he's so hot

part 2 will come later bc i am saur sleepy but aaarhghghhhrheheeeee i cant wait for this

this is gna be part of my new theme as well :3c

my s/i can turn into a human as well, so sneaking around wasn't that bad hehee and sometimes he'd go for a swim and visit my reef area

he's visited the lagoons and caves – quick kisses while ducking behind a rock, giggling and hoping that no one is seeing us

underwater kisses!!!!!!!!

all pictures from pinterest!

#― ying talks. #― teahouse companions. #ty for letting me ramble about this miss jade!!!!! <3 i love u soooooo much (opens my arms wide to demonstrate how much) #long post #― wrioying.