#sav jameson

[the-inheritance-games]

So I’ve been thinking, one thing that never made sense to me was why Tobias made Grayson believe that he would be the heir, especially after reading tbh and seeing Tobias say the words “it is going to be you”.

[SPOILERS FOR THE BROTHERS HAWTHORNE]

That never made sense to me bc he said that it would BE Grayson, but he also never said the words “inheritance”, so clearly he meant something else.

I also find it intresting that earlier in that chapter (ch. Eight years ago, after ch. 49) that Grayson said “bc. I’m a Hawthorne” and Tobias said “no”….he told gray he wasn’t a Hawthorne…..he also said that “Xander is a Hawthorne,” the old man said intently. “Nash is a Hawthorne. Jameson is a Hawthorne. But you…”

So tobias didn’t think grayson was a Hawthorne then what is he?

At first I thought maybe he meant Grayson was a GRAYSON, like Sheffield, BUT tobias probably doesn’t have much respect for Sheffield and would see him as lesser so why would he believe Grayson was a “GRAYSON”…..

Then I realized what if he sees Gray as an O’day….like Alice…..and what if by “it is going to be you” Tobias meant that, it will be Grayson who finds Alice and convinces her to return or helps her heal and return to her family or something like that.

I think grayson inherited more of the O’day genes than any of his siblings. The rest of them all sort of look like their dads, but I’ve tried to find a description of Sheffield and I couldn’t find one but I don’t think it was ever mentioned that he was blonde just that he had Graysons eyes but that’s it.

Some might point at savanna to prove gray did inherit his looks from their dad BUT Grayson pointed out that sav got her hair from her mom as soon as he met her.

Gray most likely got his blonde hair from Skye AND Skye probably inherited it from Alice O’day….so Grayson is more of an O’day which would explain why Tobias pushed him to be more bc he saw his Alice in him and wanted him to live up too his potential bc he belived his Alice was better than he was and pushed gray to be that too…but idk I still have SOO many questions about that man. The more I learn about him the more questions I have about ALL of Tobias Hawthornes words and actions

What do y’all think?

#also I find it soooo ironic that Tobias said Grayson wasn’t a Hawthorne bc I think Grayson is the MOST Hawthorne brother he takes being #a Hawthorne the most seriously and tobias saying he wasn’t a Hawthorne probably fucked him up the most bc wtf was that actually #the inheritance games #the final gambit #the hawthorne legacy #avery grambs #grayson hawthorne #jameson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #xander hawthorne #averyjameson #averygrayson #the grandest game #the brothers hawthorne #the hawthorne brothers #tobias hawthorne #alice hawthorne

[riddles-n-games]

So, don't mind me but I now need Rohan and Savannah to be a thing so here's a list of new delulu headcanons for me and you:

He kisses her hand every time in greeting.

When they go out for dinner, he pulls out her chair before she sits.

One of their favorite activities together is playing cards and Avery taught Savannah more moves so she could beat him. Out of pure spite for Rohan, Jameson does too.

Sav makes it her duty to help him put on cufflinks when they're going out somewhere.

In turn, he helps do up her shoes for the event and yes, he is THAT boyfriend which carries his girl's heels when she's taken them off when the event is over.

Ironically enough, they are polar opposites when it comes date night and dinner options. Rohan will be the one who opts for a fancy Italian dinner out while Savannah will gladly take the takeout/pizza on the couch with a movie stay-in casual date.

She falls asleep first despite being very reluctant to let down her guard and he notices this after a few movie dates when she falls asleep towards the end of the movie. He likes tucking her into the crook of his neck.

Rohan hates Duncan with a passion and he and Gray plan his ultimate demise at some point in the future.

While Savannah practices her shots, Rohan will sometimes challenge her and unfortunately for him he almost always loses. But Sav graciously makes him cookies after to soothe his ego and teaches him some tricks.

Rohan teaches Sav wrestling and several martial arts (muay tai, tai chi, and kung fu) for self defense technique. Gray is very proud of her but grumbles that he could teach her himself.

He is very ticklish and Sav finds this out by accident when Katara comes and lies on her lap but her tail brushes against him. When he starts moving around, she turns to see what's bothering him until she figures out the problem. She hasn't used this against him yet but keeps it filed away for blackmail material.

There, that's what I got for now. Enjoy.

#rohan #savannah grayson #savannah x rohan #tig headcanons #the inheritance games #the grandest game #tig #tgg

[lyrakanefanaticwriting]

WE NEED SOME LYRA AND GRAY HCS 🙏

OKAYYYYY 🤭🤭🤭🙌

- grayson calls her “ms. kane” when he’s teasing her but usually just calls her “my love” or just “love” 🤭

- she’s the only one who can make him blush, and somehow managed to do it in front of his brothers. they all cheered and snapped a photo, but grayson went onto all of their phones and deleted it 💀

- whenever grayson plans a visit with gigi and sav they always make him bring lyra too because they “love her more than him” (in a joking way, but gray still told lyra and she found it funny)

- when grayson first met her parents, lyra forced him to wear a NORMAL outfit (normal pants and a nice shirt) and his brothers were all speechless when he left the house 😭😭

- whenever xander can’t get grayson to agree to something stupid, he always makes lyra ask (and he always say yes to her 🤭)

- he loves giving her nose kisses and she loves giving him forehead kisses

- before gray and lyra became a thing, gray used to wake up at around 5:30, but after they started dating and lyra started sleeping in his bed she made him get up at 7 instead because “nobody should be waking up at that time” (he’s lowk grateful for it though because he ends up feeling more energized when he does wake up)

- THIS ONES MORE A SPECIFIC SITUATION BUT STILL!!

- gray, lyra, avery, libby, max, xan, Jamie, and nash were all swimming in the pool to cool off on a hot day, when suddenly jameson pushes lyra into the pool (they’re besties so it was in a joking way 💀)

- gray gives him a look, and when lyra comes up for air and starts saying “ow, jameson you made me scrape my ankle really hard, I think it’s bleeding” the look turns into a lecture

- lyra puts a hand out for gray to hold and help her out, when suddenly her pained expression turns into a devilish grin. She tugs on his hand, and sends him flying into the pool. everybody starts laughing, when Xander’s eyes go wide and he starts telling lyra to swim to the little stairs thing that gets you out of the pool (help I forgot what it’s called 💀)

- lyra realizes at the same time what everyone else did, that she needed to swim away as fast as she could. why? because she, who is the most average and slow swimmer to ever walk this planet, just pushed a practically olympic swimmer into a pool. NOT a good idea. 💀

- she swims away, going underwater to help her move faster, when her legs suddenly get pulled from behind her. She gets spinned around and is suddenly face to face with grayson. he’s smiling, and has the same devilish expression that lyra wore earlier. taking her up with him for air, he puts an arm under her legs and one on her back and carries her out of the water baby style. xander grins and steps toward grayson, and suddenly he was carrying her ankles, and grayson was holding her arms. they threw her into the pool, and grayson teased her for the rest of the day for being a slow swimmer 🙄💗

- he’s very big on hand placement, so he always has a hand on her thigh or around her waist 🤭🙌

- lyra is a very light sleeper, meanwhile graysons a DEEP sleeper. because of this, lyra could bang pots and pans in the morning and still not wake him up, but if grayson tries to get her head off his chest with even the slightest movement in the morning she’ll immediately wake up 💀

- he’s obsessed with how she looks in dresses with the leg slit (😻) and always tells her how beautiful she looks wearing them

- grayson is in love with lyras voice, so whenever he’s having a panic attack she’s always there whispering sweet things in his ear, or even just stories that she grew up being read, and it always calms him down 😭💗💗

- acacia loves lyra and lyras mom (assuming she has a good relationship with her mom) loves grayson 🫶🫶

- grayson loves to braid lyras hair, so sometimes when she gets out of the shower and is about to go to bed he’ll braid it 💗💗

- grayson loves how she looks in dark red lipstick and can’t stop kissing her whenever she does wear it 🤭🤭

- and she loves how he looks in suits (although she’ll never admit it because she doesn’t want his ego to get somehow bigger 💀)

- grayson always has to lie about how much he spends on clothes/gifts for lyra cuz she’ll be mad if he spends too much 💀

- for example it’d go like this:

- “hey gray, how much did you spend on this necklace you got me?”

-“$60.”

-“are you sure? dont lie”

“……$600”

“are you serious?? that’s way too much to spend on a necklace!”

“okay, then you’re not gonna like the actual price..”

“why? what’s the actual price?”

“…”

“grayson…”

“just… just add one more zero…”

“$6000?????”

- because of that whole thing, she’s somehow convinced him to not spend too much money on her (he still does anyway 💀)

OKAY THATS ALL THANKS FOR THE REQUEST 🫶🫶

#lyra kane #grayson hawthorne #lyra and gray #lyra x grayson #the grandest game #the inheritance games #avery kylie grambs #jameson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #the brothers hawthorne #xander hawthorne #my hcs #jennifer lynn barnes #maxine liu #libby grambs

[lyrakanefanatic]

♣️ for Grayson and phone girl please pookie 😘😘

OFCCC SINCE THEYRE MY FAVS 🤭🤭

- grayson only likes when phone girl touches his hair, and will get mad if anyone else does (bc mr. prim and perfect always has to have his hair looking nice 🙄😭)

- makes fun of him for wearing suits but actually likes them bc they make him look hot

- grayson asks for her opinion on everything and anything, even if it’s for something stupid, like “should I get this shirt?”, “what should I order? what are you getting?” and ofc “which tie should I wear?”, and it’s not really that he can’t decide, it’s more like he just trusts her judgement 💀

- back to graysons hair again, whenever he has nightmares about emily or his grandfather or something, she plays with his hair for a bit just so he can calm down 💗💗

- won’t let something slide for his brothers but will for her. like grayson will get mad at his brothers for touching his things, or for like pranking him or something like that but will be like “it’s okay ml 🫶” when phone girl does it. jameson pretends to be pissed off, like “ugh why does she get special privileges” but he doesn’t actually mind that much 🤭

- they both have different music tastes but start to like each others favourite artists once they listen to their music

- phone girls camera roll is filled with sunset pics, random photos and like baby pictures, meanwhile graysons is just filled with photos of phone girl (💗)

- both have amazing singing voices but phone girl HATES singing in front of people and finds it cringe and embarrassing

- but she did do it once when she finally felt comfortable enough with the hawthornes 🫶

- as soon as they became official, thea whipped out her phone and showed phone girl the video of grayson singing karaoke in leather pants. safe to say she didn’t shut up about it for a good month 👍😊

- phone girl has a really good relationship with both of grays sisters and acacia, and grayson regularly gets asked when phone girls gonna come visit them again by gigi, acacia and surprisingly savannah (sav loves her and PG loves sav 💗💗)

- whenever it’s april fools jameson and PG do a few pranks against grayson that are so creative that gray struggles to understand how they think of different unique ones EVERY. YEAR.

- PG likes limes (PLEASE tell me someone gets this joke 😭🙏)

- phone girl regularly searches up “grayson hawthorne edits” on tiktok and sends them to grayson to make fun of him 😭

- grayson has an official tiktok account that has only one post but he has a hidden account too for photography and candid videos he likes to take of PG (that surprisingly no one’s found yet)

- phone girl has an official account that she just posts on when she feels like it, but she doesn’t rlly post a lot on there either

THATS ALL THANK YOU FOR THE ASK ILY!! 💗💗

#phone girl #grayson hawthorne #the brothers hawthorne #the grandest game #the inheritance games #xander hawthorne #jameson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #avery kylie grambs #libby grambs #maxine liu

[jameson-hawthorne]

jameson hawthorne at your service....

@the-hawthorne-heiress -> avery. my mystery girl and heiress <3

@xander-hawthorne-is-the-best -> xander. my partner in crime(s mostly against gray) fair warning though - he doesn't share his scones

@thegraysonhawthorne -> gray. my very overly serious brother who needs to loosen up once in a while. btw im better than him - don't let his words fool you

@libby-grambs -> libby. heiress's sister (she makes the best cupcakes i swear)

@lyraisonthephone -> lyra? phone girl? grays got a weird obsession with her and im loving it. its so good to seem someone put grayson's knickers in a twist.

@motherfaxingmax -> max. heiress's bestie.

@omg1g1 -> gigi. grays sister i have a secret stash of coffee for her around here somewhere

@savannah-grayson -> sav. (i don't think she likes it when i call her that.) grays other sister. (half if you wanna be technical.

@theaaacalligaris -> thea. savs girl. really sweet.......

@evelaughlin -> eve. ew get tf away from me.

@mattias-slater -> eve's body guard but i see him look at gigi more times than he lets on...

@cowboy-cupcaketester -> nash. he's actually the most sensible out of all of us. sorta. kinda

@urbanflorals is me (but i'll probs mix up the account sso many times you'll know anyway 😭)

#tig rp

[nqds]

me and jas give off gray n jameson and also gigi n sav vibes

[seekdevotion]

*    𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃    :     good  to  see you  'round  these devo parts,  carnelian st. germain + malikai jameson.   please  submit  your  account  within  twenty  -  four  hours.       jonathan daviss + keith david  are now  taken    !

──  (  jonathan  daviss.  nonbinary,  they/them.  )  recently  seen  flashing  bathroom  -  goers  their  daily  tarots  while  sat  upon  a  crooked  sink  (  you're  seeking  an  endless  fortune  ...  in  the  form  of  a  line  the  next  stall  over,  that  you'll  share  with  me  right?  righ  --  ),  wafts  of  smoke  between  each  word    at  freezer  bride's:  enter  CARNELIAN  LARAMIE  ST.  GERMAIN.  twenty  six  years  old  &  a  cancer,  usually  observed  in  well  -  worn  band  shirts,  always  cropped  at  navel  --  scandalizing!  incentive!  never  done  before!  --  moth  -  bitten  holes  affixed  with  charms;  lucky  trinkets  and  protective  wards,  home  -  sewn  by  a  doting  mother,  the  same  that  hang  in  the  cuffs  of  cracking  leather  jackets  and  between  the  laces  of  steel  -  toed  boots    ;  carn  is  a  devotion  local  known  within  their  circle  as  EFFULGENT  +  SEDULOUS,  a  perpetual  hum  of  rock  -  n  -  roll  victim  by  death  on  salted  mouth.  something  of  the  OVERWROUGHT  +  QUIXOTIC  follows,  regardless  …  something  to  do  with  the  belief  that  sharing  IS  caring  --  barney  told  us  so.  are  you  going  to  forsake  barney?  our  one,  true  god?  our  sav  --  and  a  thumb  -  swept  sniffle  ,  perhaps  ?  strange,  what  a  WITCH  can  get  up  to.  they’ve  been  heard  waxing  lyrical  about  a  dream  they  had  recently,  a  strange  tale  of  a  god  inside  oneself;  metallic  tang  against  tongue  as  muscle  stretch  and  split,  making  room  for  a  new  entity  to  take  hold,  to  make  home  out  of  borrowed  flesh  --  body  a  vessel,  a  calling,  a  devotion.  pay  no  mind  to  fanciful  star  -  gazing,  though:  rather,  mind  the  tangible.  focus  on  cassette  tapes  handed  out  for  every  emotion  felt;  every  moment  passed,  every  thought  had  (  imbued  with  good  luck  and  protection,  and  the  yearning  that  is  two  heads  knocked  together  under  one  comically  large  headphone  )  /  starlight  just  within  grasp,  white  -  hot  fingertips  and  a  familiar  buzz  within  one's  chest;  craning  against  dark  sky,  toes  against  treacherous  ledge,  crumbling  dirt  beneath  --  just  a  little  longer,  just  a  little  closer  --  the  world  on  tilts,  rotating,  spinning;  falling  /  the  soothing  rock  of  a  triple  -  decker  boat,  layers  built  upon  layers  --  always  a  room,  always  a  place  --  accommodating  warmth,  siren  call  a  sweet  lullaby,  familiar  --  soothing  .  /  committed  to  legend  by  james,  24,  they/them,  est.  n/a. *  manager  at  diner  54  **  wc  for  linus  and  oz'  bandmate/bestie

──    (    keith  david.  cis  man,  he+him.    )    recently  seen  projecting  his  client's  business  into  the  air  with  an  electric  smile,  for  all  to  hear,  and  eventually  strumming  a  low  tune  one  his  double  bass  at  verve:    enter  MALIKAI  JAMESON.  sixty7    &    a  scorpio,  usually  observed  in  thick,  cable  sweaters,  a  worn  -  out  apron,  round  spectacles,  and  colorful  socks;    malik  is  a  devotion  local  known  within  their  circle  as  AMIABLE  +  ATTENTIVE,  a  perpetual  hum  of  don't  let  me  be  misunderstood  by  nina  simone  on  salted  mouth.  something  of  the  TALKATIVE  +  JUDGMENTAL  follows,  regardless    …    something  to  do  with  being  an  overworked  barber  and  needing  a  moment  to  step  away  from  the  self  -  made  chaos  of  their  life,  perhaps    ?    strange,  what  a  HUMAN  can  get  up  to.  they’ve  been  heard  waxing  lyrical  about  a  dream  they  had  recently,  a  strange  tale  of  being  lost  at  sea,  with  a  forlorn,  fragile  voice  calling  your  name  &  pleading,  '  come  back  home  '.  pay  no  mind  to  fanciful  star  -  gazing,  though:  rather,  mind  the  tangible.  focus  on  their  boisterous  laughter,  the  bright,  red  door  to  their  shop  that's  routinely  kept  open  for  the  curious  wanderer,  and  the  comforting  smell  of  pine  on  their  wool  cardigan.     /     committed  to  legend  by  leo,  twenty3,  they+them,  pst.  nothing  if  tagged  appropriately.

#accepted. #new rp #appless rp #town rp #supernatural rp #mumu rp #WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYBODY LOVED THAT M8

[leia-imogen]

aaron & the family he's found all by himself; vol. 1 // vol. 2

( ft. the first meeting & the first family game night )

okay, rundown of his first meeting w the vixens!

the vixens don't really like the foxes. they cheer at their games and all, but outside of that, they mostly stick with the football players

bcs, well, the foxes are,, intimidating and most of the vixens don't get how or why katelyn started dating one

especially one half of the terrifying duo that is the twinyards. like these tiny blonde angst goblins have absolutely zero chill, and this is the backliner one, the one that shattered the nose of a dude basically twice his size

they may be short as fuck but they're scary, and the vixens are worried that he might break katelyn's heart

but katelyn's sure about aaron minyard, and when cleo softly asks, "is he worth it?" she knows her answer is a yes

savannah and the rest of the girls aren't convinced tho, so she asks aaron if he'll meet them for one of the afterparties they have after games

he agrees after seeing the hopeful look on her face

and surprise, surprise, it isn't a complete disaster!!

see, aaron has a habit of mirroring the nature of the person he's with. in the book, we mostly see him as an asshole bcs it's from neil's pov, and neil, as much as i adore him, is an asshole

i think that when he's with nicky ( someone he loves and trusts ), he's like, nicer. it's not in his nature to be cheery or anything but he's less,, hostile? and way more relaxed

and katelyn's been nothing but sweet and polite to him, bcs katelyn's sweet and polite till you give her a reason not to be

so he's sweet and polite back, or at least, sweet and polite as aaron minyard can get.

yeah, he's definitely interesting enough, clever and quick-witted enough, respectful and loyal and insanely talented enough, that katelyn decides he's worth it. doubts he'll ever get boring

and yes, she knows this is a big risk, bcs she knows the foxes' rep, knows how fucked up he must to secure a place on the psu foxes, notices how aaron flinches when she makes any sudden movement

but you know what? fuck it

so when aaron tells her his strange, twisted little deal with his brother, katelyn's willing to fight for him

and after nearly 2 months of this, she drags him to the vixens with their fingers interlocked and a hope in her heart that they'd play nice like she's asked ( practically begged ) them to

aaron's buzzing a bit with nervous energy. it's very endearing, how his eyes had lit up at the sight of her, then how she felt her anxiety about the night melt away into excitement

sav tries, bless her, tries to engage aaron in half-hearted conversation about exy ( which she hates ) and aaron tries back, but that fizzles out bcs for someone on a full-ride exy scholarship, aaron doesn't like exy at all

thank god that marissa, who's been trying to be less of a bitch all night, bless her too, lets it slip that sav detests exy

"okay, i can't anymore. minyard, savannah actually hates exy and she hates the foxes too, but we're hoping that you're an exception."

aaron, holding back a laugh: honestly? same.

sav: oh thank fucking GOD we have something to talk about then

"yeah, the entire sport sucks, doesn't it? i literally play it at college level and i still have barely figured out the goddamn rules."

"exactly! and my entire family's fucking obsessed for some reason, it's so annoying! ugh and the foxes suck even more, they're all so goddamn rude for no reason. except maybe the cute goalie."

". . ."

"eww not your brother, i meant renee walker,, and maybe you're not too bad either, minyard."

"you flatter me."

katelyn watches their exchange with more than a little amusement. aaron's not smiling, but his features have softened and he's flushed from the alcohol he'd had and she can't rly believe that this is the boy who they all thought would break her heart

bcs later when aaron comes up to her with a cookie dough cupcake ( her favourite ) she didn't even know was served at the party, leans into her so his face is buried in her neck, whispers "thanks for taking me", when she takes in all her friends laughing and chatting and waving at her, when sav gives her a thumbs-up and nods to aaron, she's never felt more whole

like she was part of something bigger than herself

then aaron starts hanging around them more! yeah he saw the look on katelyn's face and he was going to TRY for her or so help him- usually just with katelyn, sav, and cleo

she invites him to the "family game night" sav is making them have, and he's like "sure why not."

he knocks on the door of sav and cleo's dorm and sav lets him in

"yo, minyard! glad you make it, katelyn's out on a donut run but she'll be back soon."

okay,, okay. so he'll,,, what? interact w people?? hell fucking no

then he realises that it's only cleo in the dorm, plugged into her headphones, playing mario kart, and thanks katelyn for ensuring there would only be ppl that like, he didn't mind

the other vixens were okay, but way too LOUD, and aaron wasn't rly up for spending a whole night w them

cleo hands him a controller, an invitation to play, and he takes it gratefully. he and cleo hadn't talked that much at the party, but she was perfectly tolerable so far, which was a good sign

and mario kart was a part of his childhood, one of the only few that nicky's parents had owned, so he and his cousin had spent hours curled up in front of tv trying to beat each other

even tho he beats nicky most of the time, cleo absolutely destroys him. he mentally tries to brush it off as him being rusty ( which he definitely is ) but damn, cleo's good. still, she brushes off the compliment when aaron blurts it out

okay so then katelyn comes back with like way too many donuts and they start playing monopoly gathered around the coffee table

sav insists on putting on some music. wannabe starts playing. she winks at aaron and aaron winks back, still not smiling. cleo snorts and katelyn kisses his cheek

listen, cleo is a monopoly master. soon, she owns over half the board and it's pretty clear she's gonna win, someone ( savannah riley jameson, everyone ) flips the board

"jameson, what the actual fuck."

"shut the hell up, minyard."

"come on, sav, i was winning!"

katelyn's trying to pick up all the pieces and aaron bends down to help her, shaking his head at sav, who pouts and joins them while cleo grins, headphones slung around her shoulders while she perches herself onto the arm of the settee and hums to wake me up before you go-go

next, sav begs them to play twister. cleo's great at most games, but she has a particular dislike for twister, so she's out quick

katelyn is super bendy, bcs she took gymnastics for years, and aaron holds his own surprisingly well, considering the fact that he's short as fuck

sav: katie, right hand red

katelyn, ending up right on top of a blushing aaron: okay, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

sav: i stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, i'm surprised you didn't notice sooner

eventually aaron collapses and katelyn is hailed as the queen of twister and they spend the next 10 minutes just calling out random spots for katelyn to try

she gets all of them, and aaron is actually smiling now and it doesn't matter that it's only a tiny quirk of his lips, it's something and katelyn cherishes it

they play some sort of surgeon simulator thingy next, and aaron "gonna be a future neurosurgeon" minyard is awesome at it, bcs duh

katelyn's not very good at this. her hands get SHAKY okay

cleo also sucks at this, bcs she keeps getting nervous and having muscle spasms. sav's just doing the dumbest shit bcs it's bringing aaron closer to the edge of cardiac arrest

aaron: jameson holy shit what are you DOING

sav, slicing open the spinal cord: okay so what if i take out the lungs through the back haha

and now sav is sulking over the fact that she hadn't absolutely murdered the others at a game

so she brings out the ultimate game. the game of bastards, one that tears families apart, sets friendships on fire, starts wars too gruesome to be started by anything other than this wretched, cursed artefact. . .

s c r a b b l e

aaron's already having war flashbacks. katelyn groans and goes to make popcorn, bcs this shit's gonna take FOREVER and she knows it. cleo, an english major, is preparing herself for battle with the force of nature that is savannah

"the fuck do you MEAN fergalicious isn't a word???"

"savannah, please."

"no, here, listen to this."

"sav, we were listening to that!" katelyn complains. sav sighs and switches the song back to her "90's bops" playlist, then changes it to "hell yeah feminism" which instantly starts playing run the world ( girls )

katelyn happily starts singing and aaron's not even reluctant to hum along

sav and cleo are still arguing. this has been going on for so long. sav looks ready to flip over the board again, so cleo does it first

katelyn: cleo what the heck

cleo, the tired mom friend: don't fucking curse

aaron is also tired, but in a good way, in kind of that soft lazy droopy way

he falls asleep leaning against the sofa and katelyn's shoulder, with god is a woman playing in the background while sav and cleo continue arguing. cleo is standing on the coffee table. it's true anarchy

he wakes up on the sofa with a blanket thrown over him and sunlight streaming in through the lacy curtains and katelyn making a complete mess of the kitchen in a futile attempt to make breakfast. sav and cleo are draped across each other on the floor

katelyn, struggling to pick up burning toast: morning babe, how did you sleep?

aaron, calmly using a pair of tongs: pretty well. who wants pancakes?

sav, instantly shooting up: DID YOU SAY PANCAKES

so he makes pancakes! nicky taught him as soon as he'd gained custody of the twins, so he's pretty much an expert. he tries to teach katelyn, but then just gives up bcs she's clearly not listening in favour of staring at him

and they all gather around the coffee table and cleo's humming along to the song on her headphones and wow these pancakes are rly good omg

while aaron is chatting to cleo about what video games they should play next, sav whispers, "kate finley, if you don't marry this boy just for his god-tier pancakes, i will."

"sav, you're a lesbian."

"not anymore, i've decided that i am pancake-sexual."

aaron hears all of this btw, bcs cleo stops when she hears them talking. he blushes, and smiles, just a little bit

( if anyone actually cares about this, tell me! shoot me an ask if there's any particular ask you want to see with these characters, or just the foxes! )

#aaron & the family he's found all by himself #yes i’m aware that no one cares #and that this is horribly written but i’m exhausted so. . . #i pinky-swear the next one will be sort of better #hopefully #aftg headcanons #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #aaron minyard headcanons #the vixens #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #twinyards #nicky hemmick #katelyn aftg #katelyn finley #sav jameson #cleo magdalene

[darkiplurrr]

Puppy Love

Author’s Note: Wrote this specially for you Sav!!!! Hope you enjoy it!!!! I’ll admit, it was inspired by my puppy Maesie!!! Love you Sav!! :D

@http-jack @bones-and-tomes @lostcybertronian @pleaseletthisjimbetaken @princessbelix

Chase was sitting at the kitchen table, having his morning coffee, when the front door opened with a bang. Jackie was there, holding a large cardboard box.

The sound startled Chase, causing him to jump and spill his coffee. “Shit! Jeez, man, you scared the hell out of-“

But Jackie wasn’t listening. He set the box down on the table, his face lit up with excitement. “Where is everyone? I’ve got something I have to show you guys!”

Chase frowned. “Uh, well, they’re around, I guess. But why-“

At that moment, the box rattled and there was a soft yip from inside. It was then that Chase realized the box had air holes. “Jackie, what-?!”

The superhero grinned. “Get the others and I’ll show you!”

He got up and quickly ran off to gather the others. Soon, all the Septic brothers were gathered around the moving box.

“Come on, come on, open it, let’s see!” Marvin was practically bouncing up and down, his cape flowing with him.

Jackie put his hands on the top of the box. “Okay! Without further ado, I give you . . .” He pulled the cover off to reveal a little Golden Retriever puppy looking up at them with soft brown eyes. The egos all gasped.

“Awww, it’s a little puppy!! Dude, where’d you find it?” Chase exclaimed as he reached into the box to pull the puppy into his arms. She began licking his face happily.

Jackie beamed as he scratched the little dog’s ears. “I found her while on patrol! I think she’s a stray, she was wandering around the city without tags. I figured she deserved to have a nice home!”

“She really is pretty,” Jameson signed, leaning forward so that the puppy could nuzzle at his face. He wiggled his mustache in delight. “What should we call her?”

“Wait.” The egos turned to look at Henrik, who was biting his lip. “Are we sure this is a good idea? I mean . . . We’re not always around, we’ve never had a dog before . . . What if Anti steals her?”

They all shuddered at that concept.

“Aw, come on, Schneep, we’ll figure that stuff out! Look at her little face! Please, can’t we keep her?” Marvin took the puppy and held her close to Schneep. The puppy panted and yipped, trying to get closer to him.

Hoping to convince their brother, Chase piped up, “Yeah, I’ll take her on lots of walks and train her!”

“And I’ll always feed her and help clean up after her!” Jameson signed pleadingly.

“I’ll get lots of toys for her to play with! I’ll bet I can throw sticks really far for her to chase!” Jackie cried.

Schneep gazed at the pup for a moment before his face softened. He took her into his arms, murmuring a few words in German to her. He then looked back up. “What do you guys think about the name Daisy?”

Joyful squeals filled the room. Little Daisy barked in agreement with her brand new family.

#jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye fanfiction #septic egos #jackieboy man #chase brody #henrik von schneeplestein #dr. schneeplestein #jameson jackson #marvin the magnificent #sav preesh #my writing

[savturn]

this is the same person.

think about that for a second.

#sav talks #jameson #mayhem 2019 #therealjacksepticeye

[cute-and-undead]

Reality Is Unreal (Closed Rp)

Henrik and Anti had agreed to go dimension traveling again. He was quite excited as usual, trying his best to be optimistic since they hadn't left yet and there was currently no proof to prove him otherwise.

However, as they arrived, he was confused. They showed up in.. someone else's livingroom somehow. This hadn't happened before. And quite frankly it was very awkward. He heard two feminine voices and realized someone was home, growing uneasy. What if they got accused of a break in!?

"Do you have.. any clue vhere ve are?" he asked quietly. He tried to use clues to see if he recognized anyone, but even the pictures he saw were unfamiliar. Where the hell were they?

((@http-anti ))

#¤the doctor¤ henrik #¤average bro¤ chase #¤the admin¤ ooc #« diagnosed with love » anti & henrik #au #jameson jackson #sav the precious bab #reality is unreal #closed rp

[the-inheritance-games]

I’ve been thinking that if tgg takes place during the second annual game then maybe that’s why Avery isn’t involved as much.

Because I can’t imagine that she wouldn’t be deeply involved during her FIRST game, but maybe after that first game she discovered that it’s better or safer for her to be a little less involved or just not at the center of the game, which is why Grayson would be the game master.

It makes sense now actually because I was so confused how the game master wasn’t Avery or Jameson but if this isn’t the first game then that means they’ve made tweaks to figure out what is best for running the game.

It also is making me rethink everyone’s role in tgg, specifically Rohan and Sav, as well as where Eve fits into this. But idk that part yet

#the inheritance games #grayson hawthorne #the final gambit #the hawthorne legacy #avery grambs #jameson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #the grandest game #xander hawthorne #the brothers hawthorne

[http-anti]

Tag dump bc tumblr is a cuck.

#« ooc. » mun #« beast » anti #« master » hoxie #« light in the dark » star #« fallen » acacia #« the magician » marvin #« dapper boy » jameson #« behind the screen » sav #« pleasing » aesthetics #« words unspoken » musings #« tough love » hoxie & gray #« diagnosed with love » anti & henrik #« darkened wings » acacia & damien #« magic tricks » marvin & chase #« shapeshifters » star & riley #« spring's first star » star & bucky #« lovebirds » star & derek #« fire in my heart » hoxie & jasper #« hot blooded » hoxie & louie

[pinstripedaisy]

Could you do Roaring 20s by Panic!At the Disco with JJ? (Also, Sav, I hope your night begins to get a little better

FUCKING HAPPILY MY GUY (please note, i sometimes headcanon JJ lost his voice after he jumped to our time and could speak in his original time)

Jameson had to say, he loved America at night. Or, rather, New York City at night. The city lit up like it belonged amongst the stars, but it was all laid out before him.

He had to fight every day to stay in the city, that much was true, but it was well worth it. Their was an allure to the high society, and a charm to the lower class he resided in.

Jameson settled his hat back onto his head as he left the tunnel. He didn’t have time to go home. Or, perhaps he did. Quite simply, he didn’t want to, not just yet.

Jameson hurried down the street, skipping just a bit as he walked. Excitement coursed under his skin, quickening his heart rate.

Ducking down an alleyway, Jameson stumbled across a pitch black door with a faint S engraved on it, visible only because he’d seen it a million times.

He knocked on the door four times, no more, no less. After a click of the lock, the door swung open, and Jameson stepped out of the cool October air into the warmth.

The glittering chandelier illuminated him just as it had every night. A jazz band played a boisterous song that he was amazed couldn’t be heard by the outside world. Drinks were being served all around to women in sparkling dresses and men in disheveled suits. 

Women danced together and men kissed, and no one raised an eyebrow. Some got into drinking competitions, others played pool, a few fancied themselves singers and drunkenly belted out upbeat versions of classic lullabies.

Jameson was home.

“Evening, Jamie!” The bartender, a woman called Pearl, called out, jovially.

“Evening, Pearl!” Jameson called back. “Is he here yet?” 

“Not yet, eager beaver! Give the guy a little time, why don’t ya?” Pearl joked. Jameson rolled his eyes as she handed him a glass of gin. Forgive a man for eagerly awaiting his lover.

He sat at the bar, beside a woman in a long black dress. She had a sultry grin on her face when she looked at him.

“English fella, eh?” She asked.

“Born and bred, love.” Jameson replied, taking a sip of his drink. 

“What are you doing in New York?” She continued.

“I moved with my sister. Thought about going to Hollywood, but I couldn’t get there.”

“Hollywood?”

“I fancied myself an actor.” Jameson answered. The woman grimaced.

“Trust me, buddy, I’ve met my fair share of actors and I wouldn’t recommend ‘em.” She said.

“I don’t know. I’m rather loud, but I reckon I could play silent quite well.” Jameson said. He looked behind the bar to take another drink.

“You will.” She said.

“What?” When he looked over to question her further, she was gone. Jameson looked where she’d been sitting a moment longer before shrugging.

Life was too short to dwell.

#long post #asks #my writing #jameson jackson #yes it was gonna be mad mike and WOT #celine the seer #sipteceye #friends #emerly von art

[thethoughtsofalatvian]

Divas nedēļas Latvijā, daudz sarunu, tik pat daudz viedokļu. Ko kā labāk darīt, palikt universitātē, mainīt kursu, mainīt augstāko iestādi, doties brīvprātīgajā darbā? Nu nezinu, neviens cits jau priekšā arī nepateiks.

Galu galā pašai jāsaprot, ko gribās darīt, kas ir kā vērts, kurp lūkoties, kādas iespējas apsvērt? Visu jau nevar, bet kaut kādu plānu jāizveido.

Laiks pirms Latvijas, domas savā galvā, divas nedēļas Latvijā un prāts tiek atkal samežģīts.

Nu esmu atpakaļ, otrais semestris sācies, lekcijas, daudz asaru un liels apjukums uz katra soļa. Un tad vienu vakaru es atkal domāju par ierāpšanos gultā un palikšanu tur, bet kaut kas prātā noklikšķēja un sapratu, ka tāda izvēle tikai atstās mani tur - apjukumā, gultā un uz vietas. Es piecēlos, saņēmos, ieliku austiņas un devos pastaigā. Stundu vēlāk atgriezos ar miglainu plānu A un B, ar atjaunotu attieksmi pret jauniešiem sev blakus, mācībām un pienākumiem šeit.

Līdz šim esmu pasaulei rādījusi attieksmi (vismaz tā man ir teikuši), ka es daru tikai to, ko patīk darīt, reti piespiežu sevi, nemāku balansēt pienākumus ar privilēģijām.

Trešdien strādājām pie ‘’Zaļās nedēļas‘’ pasākumiem, jo mēs rīkojam katru dienu, katru pasākumu un bija vēl jāpaspēj izdarīt tik daudz, bet vakaru pavadīju pastaigājoties ar draugiem, pļāpājot un neguļot gultā. Ko cenšos ar to panākt? Neiestigt, nepalikt uz vietas, sabalansēt laiku vienatā un laiku, ko pavadīt ar citiem.

Ceturtdien satikos ar kursa, programmas padomnieku ar kuru pārrunājām šaubas un domas par nākotnes iespējām. Un tad notika pirmais solis plāna A virzienā - es iesniedzu pieteikumu kursa maiņai. Vēl šī diena tika pavadīta pildot ‘’Zaļās nedēļas’’ sagatavošanās darbus.

Piektdien biju sarunājusi tikties ar potenciāli jaunā kursa galveno profesori. Kopā izrunājām to, kas man jāizdara, kas jāizlasa, kur jālūkojas pēc materiāliem, lai šī semestra laikā neko vairāk neiekavētu un, lai septembra beigās sāktu studēt kā otrā kursa students. Atradu arī māju, par brīnumu arī cilvēkus ar kuriem tur dzīvot septembrī. Vakarā sazvanījos skype ar Jameson Ranch camp vadītāju un mani oficiāli pieņēma darbā vasarai par ko ļoti priecājos. Sestdien saņēmu oficiālu apstiprināju kursa maiņai.

Ko tas nozīmē? Šajā semestrī mācos -

Socioloģijas novirziena priekšmeti - 21st Century Sociology: Approaching the Crisis Applying Sociology

Ekstra priekšmets, kurā ir dažādu kursu studenti - Introduction to sustainability

Un divus Media and Cultural studies priekšmetus - Gender and representation Introduction to internet cultures

Esmu saņēmusies - Cceļos, kaut arī lēni. Tas, ka pirmie soļi sperti nenozīmē, ka ceļš ir galā. Ceļš ir tikko kā iesākts un par to man pašai prieks.

Katram savs ceļš meklējams un es nevaru jums visiem 100% solīt, ka šis ir manējais. Dzīvošu - redzēšu - meklēšu.. Bet pagaidām, esmu šeit, nevaru vien sagaidīt vasaru un to, ko nākotne rādīs ;)

[punkscowardschampions]

Jac & Jesse

Jac: She told you yet?

Jesse: Yeah

Jac: Today?

Jesse: just now near enough

Jac: Same

Jac: nice to know she’s not taking it on tour, I suppose

Jac: probably cc’d us all in with the same template text

Jesse: probably

Jac: So

Jac: you have nothing to say on this then?

Jesse: I’ve said it to her

Jac: Right so I’m just excluded from the conversation or

Jesse: you don’t need telling what a bad idea it is, everything she reckons she’s gonna do

Jac: Someone needs to tell her who she’ll actually listen to then

Jac: You could ask nan to

Jesse: Alright

Jac: Do you think she already has?

Jac: I’m sure she told nan ages ago

Jesse: sounds like her, she always has told nan everything first

Jac: I’m surprised she told us on the same day

Jac: it was one of the things she threw in my face before

Jac: guess your response was never going to be enthused enough though

Jesse: said she told you before me, must’ve reckoned she could come to me off the back of it and I’d hear she was upset and go easy or something

Jesse: give her my blessing

Jac: with her precedent atm

Jac: one of her less stupid plans

Jac: she really did expect baby showers and push presents huh

Jesse: she can’t be far off that at home, dunno what the fuck our parents are playing at

Jac: I don’t know where to start with them

Jac: as much as she’d LOVE me to start on the whole family so I can be the villain of her tale

Jac: Was this not the hill mum was living and dying on? See nan, Edie, Rio

Jac: She couldn’t say much about Bobby but come on

Jesse: right, it’s such bollocks

Jesse: one rule for Jude as per, but it’s going a bit far this time

Jac: They’ll be the ones paying for it, in literally every way

Jac: They haven’t even stopped looking after Cammie yet

Jac: no offence to her but it’s true

Jesse: Cammie’d be the last one to take offense, she knows it’s true an’ all

Jesse: do those two even know yet or what?

Jac: I’ll ask Cam later

Jac: I assume so, it’s not like she is capable of keeping quiet ever

Jac: we only don’t know because we aren’t there, I’m sure

Jesse: Jude talks at me loads, she could’ve fucking said

Jac: Probs worried you wouldn’t give her VIP or some other tragic cliche

Jesse: When you coming home?

Jac: I seriously don’t know now

Jac: I will flip out on them if I come back any time soon

Jac: but you were going to be home for your birthday, right? I’ll do that but I just

Jac: yeah

Jesse: I dunno where to put myself or how to calm down either

Jesse: I was but there’s nowt to celebrate now, is there? It’s a pisstake to even bother

Jac: I know

Jac: I’m trying to accept the fact she won’t change her mind because I know she’s that stupid and will double down

Jac: but what does that mean for the rest of us

Jac: she said she’d leave when I came back, like she was doing me a favour

Jac: oh let’s keep that up forever then, cheers Jude, top idea

Jesse: Probably already had the idea to move herself into nan’s is why

Jesse: fuck’s sake, everything was starting to go good for all of us

Jac: Oh God, you just know she wants nan to raise it ‘with’ her

Jac: it’d be a fucking joke if it wasn’t our family

Jac: it’s no wonder everyone chats shit, never blamed them, not going to start on her behalf

Jac: Well, I won’t blame you if you don’t come back for your bday either, probably a million more fun things you could do

Jesse: don’t mind me trying to get recognised for the songs I’ve been working on for fucking ages instead of how weird my family are

Jac: If Sav wasn’t here and would find it super weird of me, I’d definitely pretend none of you existed and my family was as non-eventful as everyone else’s

Jac: It is so refreshing to be here and have no one relating any stories they’ve heard to my name/face

Jesse: I’m buzzing for you, no sarcasm

Jac: You’ll have to cross your fingers for going stateside and never coming back, clearly

Jesse: 🤞

Jac: She really thinks she can monopolize the fam now though

Jac: no attention or room for us now, soz

Jesse: I’ll 🤞 the other two still get a bit of a look in but

Jac: I’m sure if they don’t indulge her they’ll be made to feel as awkward

Jac: only place she won’t see a screaming kid is at her mums, guess you’re gonna help solidify that one relationship, Jude 👏

Jac: fuck’s sake

Jesse: forget going home, here’s where I’ll be and when if you want me

Jesse: [a list of gigs and stuff like]

Jesse: they’re old enough now to come to the nearby towns if they need out of it

Jac: you needn’t think I’m going to pay to see you

Jac: someone has to make sure you don’t get an ego 😏

Jac: you should do Sligo, I’m going there first and I know Sav would love a reason to be out of her dad’s

Jesse: alright, I’ll set something up

Jesse: sort out some country songs for the locals, like

Jac: isn’t that your whole thing already? 🤔

Jac: either way, sure she’ll find something polite to say now you’re in-laws, like

Jesse: be worth more than the cover charges for both of you to hear her have a go, priceless that

Jac: I’ve heard her on the phone to her dad enough to know she can sell faked enthusiasm and kindness, trust me 😅

Jesse: she’ll need it if she runs into her ex 🤞 he ain’t a fan, there are a weird amount of rich lads who listen to me

Jac: rich fans are good fans, surely

Jac: don’t be all bob dylan about it

Jac: speaking of exes, did you ask Jude about hers?

Jac: I had more pressing shit I had to say

Jesse: Yeah, I don’t reckon anyone else knows that bit

Jesse: she couldn’t get her words out on the phone, barely understood her on the first go

Jac: Did she call you or did you call her?

Jesse: I don’t call anybody

Jac: Typical her! 🙄

Jac: Did that for affect because she text me first

Jac: The dramatics

Jesse: never heard her like that, but it turns out I was right to be worried on this one, not like when she [insert some chaotic past event that wasn’t as dramatic as he thought it was going to be lol]

Jac: well she should be upset on this one too

Jac: I would be if I was ruining my life

Jac: like take the hint, if everyone is reacting poorly, it’s probably a bad idea

Jesse: Yeah

Jesse: do you wanna hear about him? It’ll piss you off, it really did me

Jac: Obviously, I was going to ask him myself but then I remembered he didn’t ‘do’ socials, or something else pretentious that obviously made her 😍 like a total braindead

Jesse: He’s got a girlfriend at his school he’s had the whole time he were seeing Jude, that’ll be why he don’t

Jac: That’s so obvious when you think about it

Jac: Wow, and she’s really gonna do this to confirm how dumb she is? Ouch

Jac: I just thought he was lame like all the boys she’s ever liked

Jesse: an even bigger twat 🏆

Jac: Her life is literally not going to be worth living when everyone finds out

Jac: Sure loads of them already knew about him beforehand

Jac: who doesn’t have social media, come on

Jac: and he wants nothing to do with her or it, she can have the 🏆

Jac: I don’t even fucking know

Jac: I know she doesn’t know what she wants from life

Jac: but going all in with a kid isn’t the move regardless, but especially not just because she’s a mess and fuck it

Jac: I’d hope the parents would be being a bit more proactive but I don’t know why they aren’t anyway

Jesse: Her and him were on about going to the same uni, she said, he’s obviously promised her all sorts he weren’t gonna bother doing

Jac: Give me strength

Jac: and she falls for that?

Jac: from a lad who doesn’t let her take pictures of him

Jac: in case his actual girlfriend sees

Jac: If anything this should be a sign to sort your life, not fuck it up

Jesse: I should’ve been about more, I didn’t know she needed this much watching, that she was so

Jac: Naive would be the politest word

Jac: She’s a child, I’ve said it a thousand times before and it isn’t just an insult

Jac: she’s literally, factually, immature

Jesse: I’m a lad, I don’t get it and can’t say it far as everyone reckons, but this is such a bad idea

Jac: You can say it

Jac: Abortion doesn’t just exist for evil, heartless whores

Jac: At least someone will look after it for her, as much as it’d be a decent lesson, not actually going to let the thing and her die in a ditch, like

Jesse: Broke my rule and called her back just and she ain’t answering

Jesse: immature is right

Jac: If you’re worried, call the parents

Jesse: I don’t wanna talk to either of them

Jac: yeah well I don’t wanna be a fucking auntie

Jac: if you ever get someone pregnant, don’t claim it

Jac: gross

Jesse: have that chat with Cammie and Jameson, way things are going

Jac: Cam actually listens to me and Jame listens to her

Jac: I’m not concerned

Jesse: You can leave it out with your concern for me, I don’t have time to drink a ☕️ you saw how booked up I am

Jac: Good

Jac: it’s not like how it used to be

Jac: one wrong move and your career is over

Jac: fucking groupies is definitely a hangable offence, it’s not the 70s

Jesse: Tah for that

Jac: Just saying

Jac: what would you do then, Mr Too-Good-For-A-Formal-Education? 😏

Jac: Your poor life choices do pale in comparison now though, better thank her later

Jesse: 👍

Jesse: if she ever answers I’ll crack out a bit of 👏 and she’ll love it

Jesse: [deets for whatever cool Sligo thing he’s already organising] this work for you?

Jac: It should do

Jac: What else is going to be there to do, really

Jac: and I don’t think the welcome wagon will be rolling out for me

Jesse: I can chuck on a couple of down days after if you want, hang about, know Sav’s my biggest fan

Jac: Just because she doesn’t think you’re some kind of musical genius

Jac: you never even talked to her before, probably, it’s a fair shout

Jac: you’ll have to now, like

Jesse: I probably couldn’t get a word in when I tried, more like

Jac: ‘Cos you’re SUCH a talker

Jac: you’re my brother and it’s like getting blood from a stone

Jesse: You're one to talk, dickhead

Jac: Oh sure, use that against me 😏

Jac: just saying, be nice, yeah?

Jesse: I've never not been to any of your mates, you're thinking of Jude

Jac: She’s not just my mate though

Jesse: and I ain’t gonna just be a prick to her out the blue

Jac: Thanks

Jac: You aren’t going to be her least favourite now, that’s for sure

Jesse: her sister’s mates with Jude, yeah? Wonder if she’ll still be after this

Jac: She’s going travelling and then Uni

Jac: I doubt she’ll have time for her teen mum antics, she might keep some mates in her own year, again, until they go away and start their lives

Jac: She’s resigned herself to getting left behind

Jac: with all the other people who won’t get out

Jesse: Sav’s dad’s letting her go travelling? He’s changed

Jac: She’s the youngest

Jac: she gets away with all the things he wishes Sav still couldn’t

Jesse: how’s her mum?

Jac: She still calls a lot

Jac: She needs to find more support so she doesn’t rely on Sav as much

Jac: but better

Jesse: I get why Sav wouldn’t wanna not answer, in case

Jac: Yeah, of course

Jac: but she can’t keep doing it forever

Jac: nor with her father

Jesse: must be a knackering headfuck for her

Jac: Mhmm, I feel really bad for putting all this on her

Jesse: What’s her fave song, I’ll avoid butchering it for her at the show?

Jac: [I’m sure you have a list I do not lmao]

Jesse: [that’s such a good point though like what the fuck would she even listen to when it’s not her ambient study playlist lol]

Jesse: 👌

Jac: Have you done the maths on the kid though

Jesse: sounds like you have

Jesse: go on

Jac: Near Christmas

Jac: Couldn’t be worse timing

Jesse: Fuck

Jesse: do I need to break my rule and call you now an’ all?

Jac: I’m alright now

Jac: Sav really looked after me

Jesse: alright, I’ll be nice to her

Jac: Thank you

Jac: She isn’t how you remember her, we’re all older now

Jesse: everyone except Jude

Jac: as per

Jac: I’m not going to help her play dollies, I’ll tell you that

Jac: I’ve got a whole summer planned

Jesse: same

Jac: Guess I’ll see you in Sligo then

Jac: If her dad doesn’t off me

Jesse: never get his own hands dirty

Jac: Encouraging, Jess

Jesse: if she ain’t told him about you by now she’s not gonna let it slip at the dinner table, just don’t get caught

Jac: It’s not just that

Jac: He still hates me from the Is stuff, I’m sure of it

Jesse: It weren’t your fault what happened to Is

Jac: Yeah but that’s literally the main reason/excuse he had for taking Savannah away, so if anyone isn’t over it and ready to play the blame game

Jesse: Then he should be thanking you for the chance to take over her life if anything

Jac: I won’t hold my breath on that score

Jac: I’m just nervous

Jesse: I get it, but Sav’s not gonna let him be a dick to you

Jac: I already know I don’t like him, she doesn’t

Jac: but I need to be civil, I’m not going to make anything harder for her, not the point

Jac: but 😒

Jesse: you’ve had massive amounts of practice at keeping your mouth shut and looking after her

Jesse: 🏆

Jac: At least I let off some steam with Jude

Jac: The tiniest silver-lining ever but hey

Jac: and it did mean I told Sav about my baby, because yeah, that had never come up

Jesse: It went alright? You said she’d looked after you

Jac: As well as it could

Jac: I should’ve trusted her more

Jesse: easy to say, even for us 🤐 dickheads

Jac: She’s never given me reason not to

Jac: and she’s proved herself even more than she already had before

Jac: I guess I’ll get better at it

Jesse: sounds like you already are

Jac: I hope so

Jac: some of us are still going for aspirational, like

Jesse: no need to 🤞 for you then

Jac: What’s she going to do

Jac: no one under the age of 30 considers dating someone with a child

Jesse: might do her a favour to stay single how she picks ‘em

Jac: See if any nunnery will take her, good idea

Jesse: but she’ll probably just go for a 30+ man instead, like

Jac: 🤮

Jesse: could be she were throwing up when she didn’t answer her phone, good point

Jac: It’s grim

Jac: It’s making me feel sick just thinking about it

Jesse: I’m gonna have a go at giving her a ring back

Jac: Alright

Jesse: if I get through, I’ll let you know before she does

Jac: Sure thing

Jac: I have nothing more to say to her right now

Jesse: in a bit then

Jac: Tell me what she says though

Jesse: yeah, obviously

Jac: She won’t reach out to me again, I’m aware

Jesse: might not to me either

Jac: You’d have to go some to have said anything near the level I did, don’t worry

Jesse: Don’t usually get fuming at her though, do I? Has more !!! when I do

Jac: Not a competition

Jesse: never said it was, just saying why she might not answer

Jac: Yeah, but let’s face it, she needs all the friends she can get

Jac: it’s an olive branch and she’s a beggar rn

Jesse: [leave and go call her for all the good we know it won’t do sir]

Jac: Did she answer?

Jac: [After a sensible period because we care but we’re not rabid lol]

Jesse: [After a while ‘cause I’m gonna say she did since he’s the one she’s closest to]

Jesse: I don’t wanna get your hopes up but she sounded less sure she were in the right, like she could change her mind

Jesse: but it’s just words for now, I dunno

Jac: It’s something

Jac: better than yeah I know I’m ruining everyone’s lives and what

Jac: clock is literally ticking though so

Jac: yeah

Jesse: she asked if I’d spoke to you, how you were and all that, I reckon some of what you said must’ve sunk in a bit

Jac: I hope you laid it on thick

Jesse: I did yeah

Jac: 👌 someone has got to stay firm with her

Jac: as the parents have failed, obvs

Jac: or you know what she’s like, 😑=😁 and we’re all 👏 for her

Jesse: sounded like she wants to talk to you again, I never weighed in 👍 or 👎 for if you would or nah, it’s up to her to sort out

Jac: I’m not going to ignore her, no sense both being childish

Jac: She can try, but you don’t need to tell her, she either will or won’t

Jesse: right

Jac: Has she realised that she’s going to be going back to school 6 months pregnant

Jac: even if she hides all summer, you can’t put a baggier jumper over that

Jesse: She can’t hack how people are talking about her ex and they don’t know the rest

Jac: She should get a job

Jac: let’s face it, when she can’t go do all the usual stupid shit her crowd do, they’ll forget about her fast

Jac: six weeks is a long time when you’re her age

Jac: at least it’d put her time to use and stop her moping about

Jesse: They’ll have her back at [whatever Pete’s record store and coffee shop where Jesse worked before he was famous is called] she’s done alright there before, customers like how full on she is

Jac: I’ll tell mum and dad to make her

Jesse: 👍

Jac: She’s going to have to show so much more willing and self-motivation if she wants anyone to hire her as a under 25s single mum

Jac: so many places don’t bother taking on teens at all now

Jac: At least she can’t get in any worse trouble now, that’s the line, right

Jesse: Unless she kicks off at someone who reckons she knew about the other girlfriend and the garda come knocking

Jac: Free abortion without the guilt 🤷‍♀️

Jac: She’s so stupid, that’s the storyline you would go with

Jac: because the alternative is no I really thought he loved me and just hated social media with a passion 🙄

Jesse: she can’t not say what’s in her head, dunno who she takes after, like

Jac: I think that’s a disorder, not genetics

Jac: let you know when I cover it

Jesse: tah

Jac: Some people don’t have an inner voice, could be her

Jac: got to narrate it all because her 🧠 is empty

Jesse: that why she don’t have any volume control on her voice either?

Jac: ruling out some deafness, maybe

Jesse: there we go then, nowt else I can do tonight

Jac: yeah

Jac: brotherly duties achieved

Jesse: You still doing okay?

Jac: ‘Course

Jesse: good

Jac: it’s going to be like this for a while

Jac: the limbo of it all

Jac: just focus on everything else and we’ll be fine

Jesse: keep adding dates ‘til I’m dead on my feet ✔️

Jac: Bingo

Jesse: Sligo’s confirmed so don’t piss off somewhere else

Jac: We’ll show

Jac: don’t need to worry about empty seats

Jesse: empty seats are the least of ‘em

Jac: No shit

Jesse: let me know if you talk to her

Jac: Will do

Jac: Okay, get to work, slacker 👋

Jesse: Will do