#she gives me a weird vibe but i still wanna be a girl? help

[most-dorkiest-hydrapple]

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#might make that selfship account #whether this is meant to come off as funny or annoying is subjective #buckle your seatbelt bitch #that crap will for certain be confusing. #i guess i am a certified robot kisser huh #is it wrong that i discovered this through haikubot? #why did i go through the trouble of making this #i was thinkin that cowboys/werewolves are the less sexy equivalents to pirates/vampires but that's better ❤❤❤ #fart free #this is my first post of the weekend so deal #i fucking hate these guys with every fiber of my being/srs #let's get it right this time #not my bestie getting seduced by this random jinx (the bestie in question being a gay woman) #i hate this stupid dumb generator #she gives me a weird vibe but i still wanna be a girl? help #the list goes on #like i get that the original was made in like 1997 but cmon guys you can do way better #confusing tags electric boogaloo⚡

[moeblob]

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

#my characters #oops i fell in love #I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or #somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them #and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings #there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers #there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother #she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf #and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY #and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them #but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother #so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone #hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings #the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it #you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot #and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says #ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right #and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth #and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice #and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy #he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it #he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him #i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with #thats a special bond ok im just sayin #also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha

[shisui-shrine]

god, i LOVE your blog, thank you for writing for shisui 🥹 i’d like to ask shisui and any other characters you want and the moment they fell in love with their girl friend

Thank you for your kind words <3. Just as many other people, I was desperate for more Shisui content, and well, be the change you wanna see I guess.

Shisui X F!Reader

When he fell in love with you

Shisui

When you didn't see him as an Uchiha, a prodigy, Shisui of Teleportation but just as Shisui

Almost everyone only sees him as a shinobi, a protector of Konoha

They see his abilities, what he does for them, but not what he is

So when he realised that he was a person in your life and not a ninja, his heart couldn't help but beat a little faster

He could barely believe his ears, others seeing him as a person was uncommon, unexpected, refreshing

"Do you want dessert?" Y/N asks her friend sitting on the opposite side of the table. "Sounds good. But how'd you know I have a sweet tooth? I never told you after all." "You just give off the vibes, is all" the female answers as she took out her wallet to pay for their shared meal.

"Is that so weird? You look a bit... surprised? Startled? Shocked even?", she chuckles a little, looking at Shisui's widened eyes.

"No, it's just that people usually assume nothing unhealthy has entered my mouth ever since I became Jonin. It's a refreshing change of pace", Shisui grins, taking one of the Dangos the waiter brought during their conversation.

"That's weird. I mean, yeah, sure, shinobi usually have a very healthy diet, but that doesn't mean we only eat vegetables and meat."

"So," Shisui begins, "any plans for the rest of the day?"

Y/N thinks about it for a few seconds and then shakes her head. "No, I honestly just wanted to go home and relax. I have a pretty long mission starting in a few days, so I wanted to enjoy my peace and quiet while it lasts"

"Yeah, I had something like that in mind too. Some hotsprings and then a calm evening with some tea and a good book"

"Makes sense. I hate doing anything before a tiring mission. Waking up sore or tired is not something you want before an A-Rank" Y/N comments, moving around her finger on the edge of her cup.

"Oh, you have something in your face by the way. Right there", she pointed at the corner of her mouth. Shisui grabbed his napkin and and wiped it away. "Wha- That's meat! How long has that been on my face?" "Quite some time, but you looked kinda cute with it so I didn't want to tell".

Y/N giggles at Shisui's face, distorted in disbelief and surprise.

"Thank you for the invitation, Y/N. I really needed this", Shisui looks down at the finished plate of Dango, the whole afternoon replaying in his mind. The fact you knew he liked sweets, how you understood that he needed a break, how you laughed about his messy face and his expression.

Why was his heart beating so fast? Why did his stomach feel so weird? He didn't eat anything bad the past few days. Could it be that...?

"Is everything alright? Your face is so red all of a sudden, not that you're dehydrated or have a fever" his friend say worried, bringing her hand to his forehead, but before she could touch him he stopped her hand by gently holding her wrist.

"No, no, I'm fine. Please don't worry about me." He doesn't want her to find out, not yet. First he needs to make sure she feels the same and choose a better timing.

"You always say that. You always shake my worries off, say that you're fine and move on. But I am worried, I know what it can do to people to bottle everything up and try to deal with it alone. You're not a superior being to us all, you still need help every once in a while. If not from me then at least from Itachi, but I know that you're not talking about it with him either. Shisui please, stop saying you're fine before your soul cracks."

Wow, he did not expect that. That you looked through him this easily, that you looked right past his walls right into his soul. Your expression one of fear and worry.

"Okay, I swear that the next time I have a problem I'll come to you, no matter what it is", he holds up his hand with his pinky outstretched.

Y/N follows the action and with that their promise is official.

"Thank you, Shisui. I care a lot about you and it'd kill me to know that you're suffering in silence."

Shisui's heart does a little jump. Perhaps she loves me too? Was the only thing his brain could think about. He was good at reading you, but then, how good were you at hiding feelings?

After that they say their goodbyes and head to their homes. The whole way home multiple thoughts were swirling through Shisui's head.

But all he knows is that he loves you, but telling you can still wait.

#shisui uchiha #shisui x reader #shisui headcanons #naruto x reader #naruto #naruto headcanons #while writing this i rewatched shisui's episode and then got to his death #that's why yn was yapping so much #plus as someone who also bottles up her feelings it got kinda personal

[peachie-bumblebee]

Hey so this might be weird but would you be able to do some Vanessa nsfw Headcanons? If not, I would also like more glamrock chica content

hi love! so at this time i can’t seem to get much inspiration for Vanessa!! it’s not a weird request at all, and I’m currently doing a rewatch of the OG SB content with my partner, so I will put it right there for when I feel more confident in my writing abilities for that character. for now, enjoy some chica content <3

NSFW HEADCANONS WITH GLAMROCK CHICA- EXTENDED

NSFW MINORS DNI

she’s actually so baby girl

CW: GENERAL KINK DISCUSSION, LIGHT DISCUSSION OF IMPACT PLAY

i’m actually so obsessed with her you have no idea. no no idea.

as before mentioned, she’s a toy FREAK

she gets her toys either through discreet delivery (she has a deal with a worker where if they get it to her no questions asked, she’ll let them hide in her room for good chunks of their shift) or adult customers (aspiring groupies) have caught onto the fact that if they give her ones, she’ll take them

she eSPECIALLY loves when they give her something more custom to her design and aesthetic.

her type is anyone she can find cute. seriously. if she can make them blush once, she’s starting to think about the soonest she can get them into a closet

don’t get me wrong, she’s not the type to initiate first- she’s very careful about it. but if the vibe is there and they’re both receptive, then yeah. she wants them on her dick and sucking her clit!!

chica is a FREAK and i’m tired of y’all saying she isn’t. she’s also mostly a top..

i want you to look at her stretch her arms in that gif. really look at it.

she’s got a little heart design on her pussy front hshsshghjss

and her clit is pink

LOVES fingering. she loves fingering her partners, getting fingered, both at the same time-

she likes to have her partners touch themselves for her to watch across the room. literally put on a show for her!!

thinks its cute when they get shy but always shows them how not to be ;)

makes those sharp giggle-gasps during sex hhh

she LOVES quickies. she’ll show up backstage ready for a show and have been in you 5 minutes prior

i’m sorry but she and Roxy have fucked at least once. it’s just to blow off steam and it doesn’t affect their friendship much, but they’re definitely close

once got caught by a security worker sneaking 3 people in 😭😭😭

as mentioned in Animalistic- she’s very willing to help her friends out for anything having to do with their sex lives

if they need her maze, or a toy, or someone to watch and degrade? she’s down !!

she’s pretty passionate about the guitar so her fingers are literally programmed to help her be quick with them. she will use this to your advantage

CHICA ONE NIGHT IM ACTUALLY BEGGING

she LOVES it when someone gets on their knees to eat her out. loves that shit, she leans back and gets comfy

she’s so so cute during aftercare omg. she’s a cuddler.

she would 100% get her partner some cute lil collar or something with her logo that they could wear

her strap giving style is definitely a lot of hip movement and full, quick thrusts

she just gives good dick. she just does.

she’s so good at handjobs stfu. stfu she is. she’s the type to kinda giggle through the whole thing cuz she thinks her partners reactions are adorable

BAD BITCH WANNA FUCKKK 😩😩😩😩

i’m sorry i feel like i might be the only one but LORD she has me giggling and 🤭🤭🤭🤭

i can see her being into giving impact play, but not too hard at all. it’s more of things that lightly to mediumly sting and slap then anything too extreme in that area

if she’s bottoming she’s still a bit of a power bottom

i don’t see her getting all melty and submissive like that

AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT THO ‼️‼️‼️

her pussy probably tastes like strawberries

i hoped you enjoyed! be sure to comment, reblog w tags and comments, and requests!! it really makes my day <3 love you all!

#peachiebumblebee #peachie bumblebee #fnaf security breach x reader #security breach ruin #security breach smut #glamrock chica #glamrock chica smut #glamrock chica x reader #glamrock chica x roxanne wolf #security breach #security breach x reader

[avatarmerida]

New brain rot? No, just Huntlow in a different font. It’s a Willina (?) HC/ if I wrote a fic this would be it but also I dunno if I will get so here are some crumbs under the cut if you care:

William gives me the vibes of like he is a grimwalker that Belos made but he’s the only one he’s gotten right so he has to “preserve” him until he’s needed because making a grimwalker is hard let alone a sustainable one. So that’s why he’s doing the classic sleeping thing and in his mind he’s under a curse which is why he can’t like remember a lot about his past or who he is and that’s where his arc stems from like he believes stopping by wild magic will restore his memories or something.

Also I feel like a fun little twist since this version of Hunter is very Disney-esque and I think he’d still be made of palistrom trees if they did like a Pinocchio type thing where he can’t lie (or at least can’t lie to Belos) without it causing him pain or like branches grow from him and he just chalks it up to the curse not to the clone thing. I also picture him like that frog from the Swan Princess movie where he’s convinced a kiss from a princess will save him but since he’s been asleep for who knows how long there are no royalty left.

And then okay also his is instantly charmed by Paulina. Like he just thinks she is so cute right away and she’s the only person who isn’t annoyed with his speeches of his backstory and mission and is genuinely nice to him. And they meet sooner in this version and Paulina takes longer than Willow to migrate to the plant track and maybe practices in secret and confides this to William in exchange for his secret about the lying thing. And she’s like “That’s awful, I wish I could help you.” And he’s like “I appreciate it, but only a princess can.”

And I fully subscribe to the HC that he calls her princess as a nickname and so she says “I’d like the try anyway.” And she’s not great at magic but she tries anyway and there’s a montage of them trying different spells and potions and stuff and then either they discover or William finally mentions that a kiss from a princess is how the spell was broken (according to the stories which are not factual but we’re brought over by Belos to like help manipulate people somehow) and Paulina plant girl is like “OMT there is a flower called Princess kiss and it’s rare but maybe that’s it.” And they go on a little quest where they get to know each other better and they find the flower and all it does is make him sneeze a bunch. It’s clear the books mean a literal kiss.

So William is so grateful but poor Paulina is like “If only I was a real princess, and not just a half a witch then I’d actually be able to help you.” And William blushes as he little brain process the fact that she basically said she would kiss him if it would help him and he’s like “Well, it couldn’t hurt to try.” And then they get very close to kissing before being interrupted (of course).

And then later on, William is like on to Belos and done with him and goes to tell everyone but Belos doesn’t wanna destroy him because he worked hard to make him so he turns him into a frog while he makes up another sleeping potion to try again later. And frog William tries to warn everyone but he is not a talking frog so he can’t communicate with them but he brings Paulina the princess kiss flowers and starts sneezing and Luz is like “I didn’t know frogs could sneeze?” (And idk if they do let’s pretend they don’t, Amphibia fans don’t come for me) and Paulina is like that’s weird and she puts two and two together and realizes it him and while they’re trying to figure out how to reverse it, she’s holding him tightly and assures him it’s gonna be okay and gives him a gentle kiss atop his head and he transforms back.

He’s so overjoyed and he picks her up and spins her around and he’s like “I told you being a princess was about more than a shiny crown.” Or something which is a callback to a conversation they had before. It doesn’t cure the grimwalker thing because that’s not a curse it’s what he is but then every time something goes wrong he’s like “Paulina can just kiss me and it’ll be okay.” And everyone is like “Dude you cannot just think you’re invincible because her kiss undid one super outdated curse.” And he’s like “Well it can’t hurt to try.” (It still can, btw) And Paulina is just a blushing smitten mess about how her scrawny little prince truly thinks there is nothing she can’t do.

Idk I feel like it would be a longer fix to explain all the differences but it’s an AU that I would get messy with and a little confused but that’s the vibe I got from th like 10 second clip.

#huntlow #winter toh #toh #the owl house #willow park #Hunter toh #idk how to tag the beta ship so let’s hope huntlow is enough lol

[j0kers-light]

I am not sure if your requests are open but was wondering if you would do a smut one-shot where y/n and joker dress up like their getting married maybe it's y/ns weird fetish or jokers but it is one of thems idea that's up to you

[Most importantly hope you don't mind this but the joker isn't wearing any makeup in this]

Ps. Love his lighthouse love it

His Lighthouse: A White Future (LedgerJoker x f!reader)

A White Future - Oneshot

KEEP IN MIND THIS IS NOT A STORY UPDATE!

Hey hi @jokerslittlepage 🖤✨please excuse me for taking so long in writing this! This one was tricky to write I'm not gonna lie… I feel like Joker is a little OOC in it since I mostly head canon his against marriage but hey. I did what needed to be done. Please don’t hate me!! 🥹🥹 and at this point Joker rarely wears his clown makeup around Y/n so you’re all good beloved!

Enjoy as I post this in the dark at 1AM!

— Oh and this is definitely not possibly canon with His Lighthouse. You'll understand after reading lol 🤭

Also I'm kinda feeling this song playing in the background as Joker and Y/n dance on the balcony. Its soft and gentle enough yet angst for this ill fated couple 😘

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Joker blamed you for this.

You unlocked another one of his weird fetishes that he never would have known existed, all completely by accident.

You were cleaning out the closet in the guest bedroom and trying on things to see if they still fit. If it didn't, you were donating it.

Joker had returned from a late night meeting at the main hideout and was relaxing on the bed, still dressed in this three piece suit. This one was all black, giving off mafia vibes, especially since he proudly wore the gold chain you bought him around his neck.

Your initials were on a small charm hanging from it. It was a subtle way for Joker to acknowledge his girl; he never took it off.

Joker washed his clown makeup off in the bathroom and was content watching the strip tease and mini fashion show you were putting on. So far he kept his hands to himself.

No surprise Joker was a great judge with his killer fashion sense. He was honest about the things you tried on.

"It's a no for meee."

"Wait, Bunny! Keep that one. It makes your hips look... mmm. C'mere pretty thing.."

"I dunno.. bell bottoms are making a uhhh comeback. I like the color, doll."

"Don't even try that on. Toss it."

"Y/n, what possessed you to buy that?"

Rude comments and all, you were making progress with Joker's help! You had almost everything cleared out and ready to either return back into the closet or in bins for charity, that is, until you squealed and dug out a white garment bag.

"I forgot about this!" You laid the bag out on the nearby couch and unzipped it.

Joker lifted his head at the sound and watched you eagerly lift up a dress. From here it looked cream or was it white? He spoke up to ask. "What's that, bunny?"

He missed your megawatt smile. "One of my fans invited me to her all white wedding before you and I met. She asked me to be her bridesmaid and I totally forgot I kept the dress!"

You held it up to your body and faced the mirror. She was so happy you made it and they were such a beautiful couple. You were glad you made her day even more special by being there. You smiled while reminiscing fond memories.

You turned just enough for J to finally see that garment in its entirety and his brain swiftly short circuited.

"Put it on."

You turned towards Joker. "Huh?"

He had this hazy look in his eyes as he watched you stand before the mirror. The urge to see you in white struck him hard and fast. He didn't know why.

"I said.. Put. It. On."

You knew that tone very well and scrambled to do what Joker said before he lost patience.

You took off your bra and shimmied into the cool satin material. The panty line was too harsh in the white fabric so without thinking, you peeled off your panties and tossed them aside.

Joker swallowed audibly watching them go. He liked that pair very much. However they looked better on the floor.

"Can you zip and button me up?" You held the front of the dress up to your breasts and moved your hair back for him.

Joker took in a shaky breath. The dress wasn't even on properly and he was already having impure thoughts. The ivory color against your darker skin just made it pop even more. You tried on countless articles of clothing tonight but this was the icing on the cake. He stood up from the bed and walked over to you.

His green eyes met your e/c ones in the mirror before you looked away, hiding your flushed cheeks. For once he didn't comment on your skittish behavior.

He reached out and pulled the zipper up, letting his fingers brush against your skin like a feather.

The intimate gesture sent shivers down your spine.

Joker was so close you could feel his body heat on your exposed skin and his hands were like a branding iron buttoning the two pearls at your neck. When he was done, Joker rested his hands on your shoulder and spoke to your reflection.

"You ahhh need heels." He whispered on your neck.

You didn't understand where he was going with this. You weren't trying on full outfits, just the clothing itself.

Joker rolled his eyes when you didn't move and stalked over to your endless pile of heels for himself. He flung a few to the side and mumbled under his breath when he couldn't find the ones he was looking for.

"J what are you doing?" You walked over barefoot but jumped when J laughed after finding the perfect pair. He wordlessly pointed for you to sit down.

Thank goodness a chair was nearby. Joker meant business when he didn't speak. You flopped down in your sage accent chair and waited for the lion to stalk its prey.

You were speechless when Joker got down on his knees to put a pair of Tom Ford stilettos on your dainty feet. They were the same pair he gifted you recently. He swore he purchased them with real money.

Like you actually believed him.

Regardless if he obtained them legally or not, they made your skin tone pop even more and highlighted the stark white of the bridesmaid dress.

You wore clear heels to the wedding but Joker was in charge here. Only the best for his Light.

"There... perfect." He whispered more to himself than you. His green eyes snapped up to you. Joker's hands were rubbing your calves but they slowly creeped up under the gown to caress your thighs. "A vision in white."

From the halter neck to the draped bodice, you were a sight to behold. This gown, what it represented, was doing things to him. His Light bathed in white whereas he was swallowed in darkness.

Yin and yang. The two of you were polar opposites and he absolutely loved it.

"A-Alrighty.. um it still fits! So um... can I take this dress off now?" You asked with a shaky breath. Green eyes pinned you down further into the seat as Joker's lips inched closer and closer to yours.

"NoPe. It's our big day and you look... phenomenal. You look so heavenly.. n' all for me." Joker tucked a wayward curl of hair back behind your ear.

His words made your eyes widen. Big day? What was he going on about?

"J.. what're you..?"

"Stay right here, doll. Don't. Move." He ordered. He grinned at you before backing away and leaving the room altogether.

You blinked in shock but did as you were told.

Just what had gotten into Joker and where did he go? It was taking him longer than a minute to return.

You tapped your heels on the floor as you waited.

He came back with your fresh bouquet of flowers that you always kept on display in the foyer. This week it was a hodgepodge of wildflowers mixed in with chrysanthemums and snapdragons; the perfect wedding arrangement. You finally had an understanding of what was going on here.

"Did you know it's considered bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?" You accepted the fresh flora and discreetly shook off the excess water from the stems before it soaked into your satin dress.

Joker just shrugged and helped you to your feet. He kissed your cheek and led you out of the bedroom. "Who needs luck when I have you?"

Now that was sweet.

You bowed your head and let Joker guide you out onto the balcony. He walked you out just like a newlywed couple to the reception.

The night was balmy and the distant lights from the Fashion District cast a neon glow on everything. Joker stepped away to turn on the patio's string of lights to soften things up a bit.

They came on and illuminated you in a warm intimate glow. You were missing a veil for this to truly be a dream come true. Joker would just have to go without. Your smile monopolized all of his attention anyways.

You shined brightly just like the lighthouse he named you after. You laughed when Joker bowed and offered you his hand, like a true gentleman.

You both knew he was anything but.

"May I have this uhh, dance?"

Joker's smile was genuine and without his signature makeup, he looked dazzling under the twinkling lights.

You could stare at J for hours. You didn't care about his scars. Yes, they made him into the fearsome man he was, but in your opinion, Joker was beyond stunning no matter how you looked at him.

How could you say no to such a handsome man?

With your bouquet in one hand– you gave Joker the other as he swept you up into a ballroom waltz right there on the balcony.

You heard gentle music playing from the speakers and knew this must've been what he ran off to prepare.

"But you don't plan things.." You mumbled under your breath.

Joker kissed your cheek to silence his laugh. You loved pointing out his affinity for structure and plans.

The two of you danced along to the soft music and stared into each other's eyes. Yours were more bashful whereas Joker did nothing to hide his desire. The grip he had on your hip clenched tighter when you bit your lip. It wasn't unusual for Joker to get handsy but your curiosity got the better of you at the origin of his passion.

"So... um you're not gonna tell me what brought this on?"

He scoffed as if you should've already known the answer. "Do I need an excuse to dance with my wife?" Joker dipped you suddenly.

You were sputtering and gaping like a fish. "W-Whahh? Wife?" He slowly straightened you back up.

"Do play along, Y/n." Joker said with an eye roll.

"Oh I'm sorry Joker! I didn't know we were roleplaying tonight. I was trying on clothes and you went all... thison me! How was I supposed to know you had a bridal fetish or whatever this is? I bet you wanna skip straight to the honeymoon anyways."

You looked away and missed Joker's licking his scars in agitation. You knew the exact buttons to press with him, it was infuriating.

The scene was set. Why couldn't you just play along?

Joker spun you again but this time he jerked you roughly so your back was against his chest. He kept you steady on your feet with his strong grip.

"I.... didn't know I had one until you found this... this... dress. White looks soo... ethereal on you my Light. So what if I wanna end our uhhh re-cep-tion early and consummate our bond. Hmm? Are ya gonna stop me? We both know that's what you wanT."

Joker leaned down to whisper in your ear. "You wanted me since the moment I came home."

That may be true, but he didn't have to call you out on it!

That matte black suit of his was equal parts sinful and alluring plus you really wanted that gold chain of his swinging in your face tonight.. An airy moan slipped out before you could stop it.

How did he know your body better than you?!

Joker ran his hand down the front of your dress and bunched the satin material up until your legs were bare to his touch. The humid air teased your bare sex, making you shiver.

"I bet you're thinking about it.. righT now, aren't ya? Let's see just how needy my wife is..." 

Without warning, Joker plunged his fingers into your wet pussy. You clutched onto his forearms and gasped at the intrusion.

"Told ya, princess.. you're sopping wet for me." He groaned at hearing your wet lips gush out as he thrusted them deeper inside. Your eyes fluttered half mast but flew back open in fear.

You looked left and right, hoping it was dark enough for your neighbors to not witness what was going on your balcony.

Just because you owned the penthouse didn't mean there weren't other buildings surrounding yours. Gotham City was notorious for peeping toms and noisy neighbors.

"J-J... my mmph!" Your complaint fizzled away when Joker's thumb rubbed at your clit. Why did you take your panties off around this man?

J loves when you wear dresses and skirts for 'easy access' and for good reason.

The man was a sorcerer with his fingers and you loved when he worked his magic. He curled them just so and had you hurling straight to the cusp of pleasure in record time.

You were wet the moment he walked in the bedroom but he didn't need to know that. Joker knew his tailored suits turned you on.

Finally getting some much needed stimulation was sending you over the edge. You clawed at J's arms as the heat threatened to consume you entirely.

A flick of his thumb against your bundle of nerves and you were moaning out in ecstasy.

You made a mess of his fingers right there for anyone to see if they looked out their window. The thrill of being seen had you squirming in J's arms. You swatted at his hand with your flowers when he tried to prolong your orgasm.

He easily overpowered you and laughed at your sensitive walls clenching down on his fingers. Joker clicked his tongue when you tried bucking away from him.

"Tsk. Always running away." He sighed.

You squeaked when he picked you up, bridal style, and carried you back inside.

Usually Joker would toss you down on any nearby surface and watch your body bounce helplessly before he dragged you back towards him, but today was different.

Today, Joker stopped into your enclosed sunroom and set you down gently on the couch. He hit the light switch and instantly the balcony lights went out and plunged the both of you into darkness.

Now only the moonlight shining in from the glass roof guided his lips to yours.

You dropped your flowers to cradle the back of Joker's head and deepened the kiss. He let you have control for as long as it took him to discard his suit jacket and rip off his tie. He was working on the buttons on his shirt when you pulled away.

"Ngh, no let me... l-let your wife do it." You moaned out.

Your hands were shaking as you undid the buttons. You were too nervous to look up at the panting dragon before you.

Joker let you push his shirt off his shoulders but he tilted your chin up when you failed to look up.

You acknowledged your role and needed to be rewarded.

He whispered your name amongst the lush plants and flora in your sunroom. The air in here was stuffy since he left the balcony's sliding door open. You were already collecting sweat on your brow and good thing Joker took off his makeup earlier or it would be melting off of him.

He still licked at lips in that nervous habit of his.

"Do you want this? Tell me to uhh stop if ya don't." Joker slowly pushed your dress up to bunch up around your stomach. He had no plans of taking it off. If he did, he'd risk tearing it to shreds and that wouldn't do.

If he had it his way, you would wear white everyday, you looked so beautiful in it. But back to the matter at hand.

You nodded in the dark and wrapped an arm around Joker's shoulder. His gold chain was still cool to the touch and you ran your fingers over it fondly.

"I want this. I-I want you. Please, J."

He left a kiss to your forehead and groaned. "You already have me, Y/n."

Joker moved to remove his pants after earning your consent. The sound of his belt buckle in the dark sent a rush of adrenaline to your core. You were excited and the fact you could hardly see made this encounter even more hot.

Your heart was beating out of your chest when you felt Joker's hands slide up your heel clad legs and yank you closer to him. Your back hit the couch cushions and you scrambled for something to hold onto in the dark.

Joker must've seen you flailing around since he guided your hands back onto his shoulders.

No fair how he could see perfectly in the dark whereas you were blind as a hehe... bat. 

"Hey.. I wanna see yo— ah!"

Joker slapped his cock on your pussy as if he heard your joke. You jumped at each impact of his hard on hitting your clit and clawed at his upper back in delight.

He seemed to enjoy the sting and tipped his head back in a groan.

Then a pair of neon green eyes stole your attention. It was unnatural the way they reflected off the lack of light, almost feline at times. Joker's night vision was legendary and it was all focused on you.

Your beautiful body sprawled out on the couch. Your curls framing your face like a halo and Joker swore the white of your gown made your melanin skin glow.

How did he get so lucky? He must be dreaming. If it were a dream, he would enjoy it while it lasted.

Joker slid his dick into you, slacked jaw and eyes filled with longing. Your eyes rolled back feeling him stretch you open and come to a rest inside. Joker panted above you and braced his weight on his hands near your head.

You were now caged in with nowhere to go.

"Yeah? This what you– mmhm d__n, is this what you needed, my Light? If ya want me, then take it. Take. All. Of. Meee." Joker grunted and set a rhythm; steady deep thrusts that jolted your entire body and stole your breath.

You buried your hands into his hair and tugged, knowing J loved that. He moved with the motion and laughed to himself.

"F__k, relax Princess and work with me." He pulled his hips back so he could slam into your pussy deeper.

You cried out and wrapped your legs around his waist. He felt the straps of your heels press into his back.

Note to self, clothed sex was hot.

"See? There ya go.. now I can beat it up just the way ya like it. Ohhhh, I got the best wife. Tight cunt, killer body... sexy moans– louder doll. I wanna hear just how good I'm making ya feel."

You bared your neck as he picked up the pace and plowed into your womb. Each rock of his hips hit your g spot and made you dizzy.

You looked up and watched the clouds distort the image of the moon through the roof. Such a beautiful night spent with the one you love.

Joker noticed your distracted gaze and brought your focus back on him by pressing down on your lower belly. You keened loudly in his ear.

"Haha. Eyes on me, Princess. I know, I know. You can cum if it feels that go~od."

You nodded, gasped sweetly, and then came on Joker's cock. And he didn't stop his powerful thrusts either. He plowed right through your orgasm with no regard for your hypersensitivity.

You couldn't escape his passion and took out your agony on his back. Joker hissed when your nails initially dug into his skin but laughed it off.

"Argh, those d__n nails of yours are sharp! Is it really that good, darling? Too much cock making you go crazy stupid already? You want me to stop? Huh? Too bad, cuz I'm noT done yet." He groaned when your walls clamped down tighter on this dick but he recovered quickly to resume his brutal thrusts.

He picked you up by your waist and positioned you to straddle him properly on the couch.

You cried out when you sank further down on Joker's cock due to the angle.

Now he could see you properly as a beam of moonlight shined down from the roof to a spotlight on you bathed in white.

Your hair was in complete disarray and your lips red from biting them in pleasure but in Joker's eyes, you were absolutely stunning.

You locked eyes with Joker and braced your hands on his shoulders. His fair skin was flushed red from exertion but he still looked every bit of Gotham's City most wanted criminal.

The dark gleam in his eyes was a warning in itself.

Your gaze latched onto the gold chain hanging around his neck, and most importantly, the tiny charm with your initial bouncing with each thrust Joker made up into your pussy.

It was hypnotizing and you couldn't help but lean forward to kiss Joker.

He didn't mind and slowed things down so you could feel each vein sliding against your gummy walls. The wet slap of skin and heavy pants was the only sound in the sunroom. You wouldn't be surprised if the glass behind Joker was fogged up by your lovemaking. It was still too dark to tell for sure.

You were the focal point here so you leaned back and put in some work to get Joker off.

You rolled your hips in figure eights that he loved so much and was quickly rewarded.

Joker placed his hands onto your hips and used them like handlebars.

"D__n Y/n. F__k meeeeee." He leaned back on the couch and watched you ride his dick, chasing another orgasm.

You didn't care that you were getting your dress dirty or that your feet were killing you in your stilettos.

Joker took one look at you dressed in white and gold and smacked your behind. You whimpered softly. The sting spurred you to go faster and you began chanting Joker's name like a prayer.

"Nuh uh bunny. You know what ta call me." J whined when you clenched tighter around him.

You bit your lip, looking away.

He could call you wife all night long but it was something different about returning the favor. You knew Joker needed this to get off but it meant more to you.

"Say it Y/n.. p-plea— nghh just once. That's all I, ahhh, that's all I neeeed, darling. I want you to have it, but I need.."

Oh. Joker begging meant he was serious. His eyes were squeezed shut as he neared his own release but you could tell something was holding him back.

You could feel it with how handsy and needy he became. Anything could spill from Joker's lips as he reached his summit. He needed whatever this fetish was.

You drew in limited air and blew it out in a shaky moan.

Just the sight of Joker, usually so composed and calculated, losing all self control– because of you, was empowering. At this rate you were gonna cum again.

You wanted Joker to cum with you; it felt right with the emotions floating in the air tonight.

You choked back a moan, "I want it! I want my husband to c-cum. I need you, J! Please fill me up!"

His reaction was instant.

"Yeah? Ya want it? My beautiful wife wants my cum? Anything you want, it's yours, Y/n. Ask of me anything. I will defy my own will to grant your desires!! Y-You can have it all just.. stay with me. F-Foreever. Never.. s__t, so tight! Never leave me Bunny." 

You recognized your own book quote mixed in with Joker's pleas and moans. If possible, you fell even deeper in love. You wouldn't stop for anything after hearing that.

You felt the moment Joker came undone.

He squeezed you close as his hips bucked up into yours uncontrollably. He didn't care about moaning obscenely in your ear because he babbled his deepest darkest fears to you in between struggling to breathe.

"Stay with me, Y/n.. I need.. I need you please— you complete me. You own me. Don't go.. my beautiful wife. M-My Light. All mine.."

It was the most vulnerable you ever heard Joker speak. He was open about his future with you.

You were uncertain about his plans after he healed up and left, but tonight you got a glimpse of the future. He wasn't going anywhere and neither were you and you never felt more closer to him than in that moment.

You bared down and let a silent scream paint your features as your own climax was ripped from out under you.

The fact you came with Joker made the release ten times more intense and hearing him confess in your ear was like an atomic bomb.

Joker fell back and took you with him as the afterglow hit you both. Shivers and gasps were exchanged in the muggy room.

Your dress was sticking to your sweaty skin and you felt absolutely euphoric wrapped up in the arms of your lover. Joker wasn't in any better shape. The satin fabric of your dress was brushing up against his sensitive skin with every rise and fall of your breathing but he couldn't move.

He was slowly softening inside of you and cum was oozing from your pussy and pooling down to your inner thighs.

It was filthy but neither of you could bear to move. You were right where you needed to be. In his arms.

If Joker had a shred of morals he would carry you to the bath and help wash you up but first he had to address what he said during the heat of the moment.

Joker rubbed his scarred lips along your collarbone and subtly cleared his throat.

"I.. meanT it, Y/n." You turned your head and rested it under Joker's chin. "I dunno what started all of this but I uhh.. I'd like that. Us. You know... together.. Not right now! But ahh uhh.. it's on the table for the future... if ya want."

You tensed up in his arms and he thought the worst.

What if you disagreed and thought he was insane? What if you wanted nothing more to do with him? Was this the end of this phenomenal relationship all because he considered marriage?

Joker sounded so cute, all bashful and unsure of himself and you loved watching his eyes dart around in a panic. You put his worries at ease by leaning up and kissing him soundly.

"I meant what I said too silly. I-I need you too but only if you'll have me." You looped your hands with Joker's much larger ones.

He stared at the clash of skin tones and sighed. He was worrying over nothing.

"Forever then, yeah?" He kissed your palm before looking down at you. That breathtaking smile of yours was highlighted by the moonlight.

Since J quoted The Greeks Among Us, you decided to do the same.

"Until the last star fades in the night sky, I'm yours forever and ever, ο εραστής μου."

He rolled his eyes at your direct quote but attacked you with kisses anyway. His sweet little nerd. However the phrase summarized your love perfectly, all for a man who didn't deserve a single ounce of it.

Joker would spend the rest of his days proving his love for you. He could start by giving you that ring he bought.

#thanks for the ask! #ledger joker x reader #ledger joker #joker x y/n #reader insert #joker #heath joker #dark knight joker #black!fem!reader #romance #cross posted on wattpad #joker x reader #cross posted on ao3 #wedding #ledger joker smut #joker smut #long reads #you think J bought a ring yet? #his lighthouse

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Ride the Cyclone Kids and Sleepovers

okay, so i’m gonna do a few headcanons for sleepovers at specific people’s houses (Penny excluded), then general headcanons!

Constance’s house!

Second best place to have sleepovers at

Her parents are SO NICE

Dinner is always THE BEST there

Constance’s little brother sometimes hangs out with them for a bit

You can’t tell me Constance doesn’t own ALL the Just Dance games

So they usually end up having a very fierce dance battle during sleepovers

Constance always gives her bed to someone else, what a sweetheart

They somehow end up binge watching Barbie movies while over at her house

Mischa’s house!

Best place to have a sleepover at because they can do whatever the hell they want in his basement

There’s so much room for activities!

When they go to sleep, they’re usually sprawled out All Over the floor since there’s a lot of space

I feel like Mischa’s basement is the perfect location for playing Twister

Noel’s house!

They can’t be as wild at his house to keep from disturbing his mom, but it’s still really fun over there!

His mom likes seeing Noel hanging out with other kids :)

Catch Ocean out here CONSTANTLY sucking up to Ms. Gruber

Ocean’s house!

Worst place for sleepovers

First of all, it smells like weed and incense, which is just AWFUL

Second of all, her parents are just…really weird

They make everyone Really Uncomfortable

I feel like Ocean’s house has an awesome backyard, though, so they’ll usually hang out outside

Or in her room

She’s always so embarrassed of her house, poor girl

She hides it, though

Ricky’s house!

He definitely owns a Switch, so they’ll usually play games like Mario Kart

Which turns the whole sleepover into a literal WAR (Ocean will pick Rainbow Road Every Single Time)

When over at his house, it’s basically assured that SOMEONE is gonna wake up with a cat on their face

General sleepover shenanigans!

Okay, so, pajamas? (yes, it’s important I provide reference photos, you gotta get the VIBE)

Noel’s got, like, these (fake) silk pajamas, and it’s So Extra

Penny’s in this simple but super cute night gown

Constance has frog pajamas fight me

Meanwhile, Ricky has cat pajamas

Ocean has these weird upcycles pajamas

Mischa is just in some shorts and a muscle shirt

Penny got the Whole Choir animal slippers, and they’re all Legally Required to wear them

Penny has sheep (because of her last name), Ricky has cats (obviously), Noel has rabbits, Mischa has sharks (that look like they’re eating his feet), Constance has hedgehogs, and Ocean has penguins

They all fight over what movie to watch

“Citizen Kane!” “ew, no! we should watch Rear Window!” “i just wanna watch The Lion King 2…” “can we PLEASE watch Encanto” “SAW V!!!!!!!”

Sleepover games? Sleepover games

They do that game where you make the worst concoction of different food/drinks possible and have other people consume it (Ocean almost dies Every Time because you can’t tell me homegirl doesn’t have the weakest stomach ever)

THEY PLAY GARTIC PHONE

Here’s some examples of what they would do from when I played with my own friends

In order of who drew what: Constance, Ocean, Ricky, Penny

In order of who drew what: Ocean, Constance, Noel, Ricky, Penny, Mischa

Noel: Ocean, Kiss, Marry, Kill: Penny, Constance, and Mischa >:)

Ocean: I’m acearo

Noel: Shit my bad

Noel: Ocean, Have As A Lab Partner For A Whole Semester, Be Stuck Inside An Elevator With For Seven Hours, Get Trained By At A Fast Food Restaurant: Penny, Constance, and Mischa >:)

Ocean ALWAYS helps clean up while at someone else’s house (just because she wants the praise from their parents and HAS to be the favorite friend)

Noel: What the fuck are you doing

Ocean, doing the dishes: My part

OR

Mrs. Potts: Ricky, sweetie, why is your ginger friend vacuuming the carpet? How did she even know where the vacuum was??

Ricky, signing: She does that, just let it run its course

Mischa initiates pillow fights

Penny and Ricky would convince the others to make blanket forts with them

Mischa and Noel both like to style/braid the girls’ hair

When it finally falls silent, and they all seem like they’re finally about to go to sleep for the night, one of them will laugh for No Reason and cause all the others to start howling with laughter

If there’s no room on a couch when everyone else is already sitting, Penny will just be like “guess I have to lay on all of you”

And then she lays on all of them

One time while at Constance’s house, SOMEONE yelled for the Alexa to play Roman Holiday and utter MAYHEM broke out after that

Noel and Penny were SINGING

Ricky was jamming out, living his best life

Ocean was DESPERATELY trying to get the Alexa to stop

Constance was like “guys! guys, shh! people are gonna hear you!” (cause hc that the Blackwoods live above the cafe)

Mischa arrived back from the bathroom and was Very Confused

Noel and Penny were using random utensils as microphones and kept trying to get the others to join them (“come on, Mischa!” “this is a spatula”)

Penny, holding a ladle out to Constance: sing it, Constance!

Constance, leaning into the ladle like it’s an actual microphone: i don’t know Roman Holiday

Meanwhile, Ocean was DYING

Ocean, sobbing: Alexa, stop playing Roman Holiday!

Alexa didn’t hear her

Alexa wished for her death

#ride the cyclone #rtc #rtc headcanons #ride the cyclone headcanons #ocean o'connell rosenberg #constance blackwood #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #ricky potts #jane doe #penny lamb

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Freezer Burns | Steddie AU

Chapter One | Masterlist

Summary: Robins Grandmas' house is where all the Freaks in Hawkins feel safe. (based on this post)

Warnings: parental abuse, bullying, homophobia, sexually confused steve, friend issues, coming out, mutual pining, friends to lovers, slow burn

Word Count: 2.6k

You’d think an ice cream shop would be a lot busier in the middle of June in a brand new mall in a town that complained about something to do for so long… and yet here they were, the only two employees, sitting on the tile floor tossing m&m’s into each other's mouths. 

Steve and Robin applied at the same time, were interviewed at the same time and hired together and then forced to work together every shift… At first, it was weird, but then he couldn’t imagine working with anyone but Robin Buckley. She’s nice and funny and sarcastic, she’s creative and talented and downright wonderful. It takes him about 6 shifts to develop a crush on her… however, it’s not really a crush. It’s a longing, a yearning for the bond they were building to stay. 

He had friends in the past that weren’t good people, but he still loved his friends. He had girlfriends in the past who never loved him back and yet he’d die for them… Robin fit in that category so well that he just couldn’t figure out if she was more of a friend or a girlfriend… and then she revealed the truth to him. 

She wants girlfriends too. 

And then she admitted the feelings she has for Steve are similar, there’s a familial, happy, friendly love bubbling between them and she validated it for him. From there on out, he was driving her home from work, picked her up in the mornings, going out for lunches together on their days off. He trusted her like a sister,  he laughed with her like a lifelong friend, and he looked forward to every day getting to talk to her. 

“Do you wanna hang out tonight?” Steve asks while chewing on an M&M, “my parents are still gone.” 

“I know, they come back in August, right?” She asks and then gets ready for the next M&M Steve was about to throw at her. 

He misses, it hits her cheek and makes them laugh. “Mine or yours?” Robin asks, tossing another M&M at him, hitting his forehead and landing in the bowl of other candy-coated sweets in his lap. 

“do they even want me there?” Steve sighs. “I mean, come on, Gareth and his friends hate me.” 

“Well yeah, you were best buds with the guy who bullied most of them for years,” she reminds him. “Tommy was a royal dickwad, but if you talk to them more they’ll know that’s not who you are. You were just afraid of being friendless. Like it’s easier to be friends with the bully than getting bullied by the person who knows everything about you.” 

“Yeah,” he frowns, she was a little too right. “They’re all kinda scary now… like I think Eddie could stab me and not even blink.” 

That makes her laugh, “oh no, he could never. Honestly, if I liked boys, Eddie’s the sweetest one in the world I’d pick him.” 

“Love isn’t about picking,” Steve reminds her. “You shouldn’t have to force it or lie to someone. It’s either there or it’s not.”

“Nancy Wheeler really fucked you up,” she mumbles. “I mean, I get it, she’s pretty but—

“She’s a lot more than she shows at school,” he cuts her off. “The way she went around behind the police’s backs and solves Barb's murder… I wish I believed her earlier on. I wish I helped her through all of it…”

“I don’t think doing things for her would make her love you,” Robin’s inner thoughts slip out. “I mean, she doesn’t give off damsel vibes and I think that’s your issue. Girls don’t need to be saved or taken care of or anything like that, and I’m not saying all girls, some girls like that. Some girls want a guy to love and cherish them and make their life easy, like Mrs. Wheeler…”

“Yeah,” Steve sighs, leaning back against the wall, staring off as he thinks about how fucking strange the Wheeler's dynamic was. “Can I sleep over again?” 

“Of course,” she doesn’t mind at all. She had a bunk bed and a cozy happy home, it was a nice place for him to stay. He felt safe there. 

And Robins's grandma is the best. She stays up for Robin to get home so she can make her some dinner, there are always snacks around, and she loves everyone who enters her home… she has the biggest heart, it’s where Robin gets it from. 

The bonding moment that solidified their friendship was the first night that Steve went over to her place after work. She explained exactly why she lived with her grandma. Not only is she gay, she got kicked out of her parent's house for it at the age of 12. Her grandma drove right to her parent's house, picked her up and never looked back. Robin was her blood, her baby, she was always safe there. And 3 years later her cousin Gareth moved in too, having similar bad issues with his parents but for whatever reason, Steve didn’t know. That was Gareth’s choice to come out and while Steve knew he was there for a reason, he didn’t care what the details were. They were family by extension now. 

Gareth’s kinda cool, his band sounds good and his friends are nice. They’re not too surprised when Steve walks through the door with Robin that night, they say their hellos and the boys left the room soon after, leaving them with Grandma Betty in the kitchen. 

“how was work?” She asks. 

“Eh?” Robin complains, taking a seat at the counter island with Steve beside her. “No one really came in today, we had a delivery but nothing too exciting.” 

She listens all while plating dinner for the two of them and placing it in front of them. “Are you staying tonight, Steve?” 

He nods, “if that’s alright?” 

“Of course, I hate to think of you alone in that big house while your parents are away,” she holds her hand over her heart, she could actually cry thinking about it. “I can’t believe they left without you.” 

“I can,” he mumbles, picking up his fork and working around the plate. “They said they would if I accepted the job and scoops… they said it’s not a reasonable job and if I wanted to skip college I should’ve asked my dad for a job at the plant. It’s like they’re mad at me for wanting to be independent.”

“I don’t understand how parents can be so mean?” She huffs, still ashamed of her own children. “Even when they’re back, you’re welcome here all the time.” 

“Thank you,” he gives her an honest smile, trying his hardest not to cry. It was hard being his parent's least favourite only child. 

He’s quiet most of the night after that. Robin knows something's up so she cuddles with him while they watch a movie in her room and she doesn’t ask. He’ll tell her when he wants her to know. She runs her fingers through his hair, she mothers him in a way, he’s never been cared for like this, he’s never had a safe haven when he’s able to not be the strong perfect son for once. 

With Robin, he’s just Steve.

And she likes just Steve for exactly who he is at his base level: Brotherly, loveable, and kindhearted. And she hopes he starts to see himself like that soon too. 

Robin falls asleep at some point, so he sneaks out of bed, turns off the now blue-screened TV and tiptoes out of her room and down to the kitchen. It’s almost midnight, the band isn’t playing anymore, grandma is in bed… it’s quiet. But not eerily like it was at his parent's house. It was a homey quiet. A warm quiet. A safe quiet. 

“Hey,” Eddie makes his presence known before Steve walks too far into the kitchen and doesn’t notice him in the dark. “You want some of this?” 

Steve turns his attention right to Eddie, heart pounding in his chest from the sudden acknowledgement of him being there too. “Uh, sure… is that cake?” 

“Banana bread,” he confirms with a shake of his head. “Best damn baked good in all of Hawkins.”

Steve opens the cutlery drawer and takes out a fork, standing on the other side of the breakfast bar Eddie was sitting at. He leans over and takes a forkful of the fluffy loaf and eats it, groaning slightly at just how delicious it was. “Holy shit?” 

“I know right,” Eddie smiles at him, softly. 

It makes Steve’s heart skip a beat. 

“There’s a bunch of stuff in the fridge, Betty keeps a bunch of leftovers in the fridge and snacks in the pantry for us,” he explains further. “If you want anything else?” 

“I’m good, I just wanted a drink, really,” he shrugs, taking another bite from Eddie’s plate, not bothering to get his own glass of water. 

Much to his surprise, Eddie stands up and walks around the counter, making Steve panic. He’s instantly worried he fucked up somehow, that Eddie was leaving… and then he opens a cupboard and takes out a glass. “Did you want milk or water?” 

“Oh,” he settles in his skin again, “a water, please?” 

Eddie opens the fridge, grabs the water jug and fills the glass for Steve. He places it on the counter with a smile, “I figured you wouldn’t know where the glasses are kept.” 

“Thank you,” he shoots Eddie a sweet smile. “Uh, do you stay the night here often?” 

“Oh, I’m not,” he shakes his head. “I was just uh— getting something to eat before heading home.” He lies and Steve can tell there’s something more there.

Everyone who stayed the night at Grandma Beth's place had a reason. 

“I get it, I mean, my other friends think it’s weird that I sleep over with Robin and that we’re not together because I’m apparently a whore and no one knows she’s a lesbian,” Steve rambles a bit, knowing she has already come out to Eddie so it’s fine. 

“You are a bit of a whore,” Eddie teases. “How many ladies have you been with so far?” 

“10…” 

“That’s crazy,” Eddie can’t help but laugh. “How?”

He shrugs, “I’m sure you get girls too?” 

He laughs a little harder, “no, and even if the ladies in town wanted me, I’m not really into them.” 

“Oh?” 

Eddie nods, “yeah, I’m pretty gay too. Honestly, everyone here is…” 

“I’m—“ Steve panics, shaking his head furiously, “not. no.” 

“That’s cool,” Eddie assures him. “I mean, I know from my uncle your dad is a fucking dick so I’m guessing you’re here to escape him?” 

Steve’s shocked, “what?” 

“Sorry, sometimes I bring things up thinking they’re just facts but then I realize it’s so invasive and—

“You’re not wrong,” Steve cuts him off mid-ramble. “They actually left for Italy last month and won’t be back for another few weeks… I don’t like being home alone— but how does your uncle know my dad?” 

“Your dad is the CEO of the power plant, and my uncle is the Floor Manager of the midnight shift. They hate each other,” Eddie adds. “So that’s fun for us.” 

“Yeah,” Steve’s heart drops even further.

“You know, 'cause we’re friends now,” Eddie announces, “anyone who comes here is my friend. The boys will warm up to ya, but I can put in a good word too.” 

“You’d do that for me?” 

Eddie nods, a cheeky smile growing on his face, “yeah, I know you’re not an asshole, a real dickhead wouldn’t even consider sharing food with me…” he references the banana bread with two forks stabbed into it. 

“Why not?” Steve genuinely didn’t see the big deal. 

“I had someone you used to be friends with tell me that he might catch the gay from me,” he’s honest, his voice soft and scared. "Everyone stayed away from me after that."

“Tommy was a cunt. I'm sorry," Steve can't even explain how sorry he is for it all. “I stayed his friend because he knew too much about me and could bully me for it… and believe me he already had gay tendencies he wasn’t going to catch it from you even if that was how it worked.” 

“Really?” Eddie leans in, “what kind of tendencies?” 

“He stared at every dick in the showers,” Steve revealed, “and he tried to kiss me when he was drunk…”

“Wow,” Eddie leans back in his chair with a huffed laugh. He shakes his head, “so he called all of us gay 'cause he was?” 

Steve shrugs, “I don’t know… I mean—

“I’m sorry,” Eddie realizes where this conversation would go and the things it could imply and force out of him. “You don’t have to talk about it. I’m sure the friendship ended for a reason.” 

He nods, “he called Nancy a whore and I couldn’t take it anymore.” 

Eddie nods, “Wheeler is nowhere near a whore?” 

“I know, but I saw Jonathan Byers comforting her in her room once and freaked out, thought she was cheating, and so Tommy went wild with that,” Steve explains. “He was angrier than I was, I mean, I trusted Nancy. I knew she was hurting and needed someone and Jonathan was always over because of Will and Mike's friendship and Will had just gone missing so it wasn’t like she was cheating, cheating… it just hurt that she went to him for comfort over me, you know?” 

Eddie nods. “Yeah, I get that.” 

“Sorry, that was a lot,” Steve takes his glass of water and starts to back away from the counter. “You didn’t ask for my emotional baggage.” 

“It’s fine,” Eddie leans back in and places his hand on the countertop, making Steve stop, thinking about how nice it would be if Eddie grabbed his hand instead. 

He almost drops his water thinking about it. Instead, he comes back to the counter and puts the glass down, lays his own hand down on the counter, close to eddies, their fingers almost touching.

“I would like to hear more sometime?” Eddie offers, “if you ever want to talk, I’m always here.” 

“And if you’re not?” 

“I’m trailer 16 in the park,” he smiles. 

“Okay,” Steve smiles back. “I’m on Kerley, you’ll see the big white Harrington painted onto the mailbox and the bright red door… it’s hard to miss.”

“I know,” Eddie’s smile becomes a smirk and his brow raises at Steve's confusion. “You throw a lot of parties, Harrington. I sell a lot of weed in the front yard.” 

“Oh, oh yeah,” he shakes his head, suddenly remembering. “I’ve gotten a few joints off you by proxy then I guess.” 

“Glad to be of service,” Eddie teases as he stands up. “I should probably head out now, “can you lock up behind me?” 

He nods and follows Eddie, “yeah, ‘course.” 

Eddie slips back into his boots, towering over him now, Steve stares up into his eyes and takes a deep breath in, making the butterflies in his stomach swarm even more. 

“Thanks for the chat,” Eddie pats his shoulder and something comes over Steve. He looks at his chest, how eddies jacket hangs open making a perfect spot for Steve to snuggle up. And he can’t help himself. 

He wraps an arm around Eddie and hugs him quickly, “drive safe?” 

Eddie pats his back and holds the hug for a moment before pulling back, “I’ll try… have a good night.” 

He pulls away then and smiles awkwardly, nodding as Eddie turns and heads out. Steve waits for him to get into his van before he waves one last time and shuts the door, locking it for good measure.

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[tobiasdrake]

Chapter Vivia! I half expect him to spend the entire chapter lounging in the fireplace, and the whole thing is just one long Spectral Projection sequence.

Y'know, I didn't anticipate that Vivia would start us out with a dissertation on his life philosophy, but I probably should have. That's on me.

Vivia is a man with one foot in the grave. He's spiritually sensitive and his Forte is astral projection, during which he may encounter the souls of the departed. He has a different relationship with mortality than the rest of us do.

This place looks fucking haunted. Are we in Silent Hill right now?

I've said it before, but Vivia would hate to be a homunculus. Never make a homunculus of this man. Why would you do that to him?

Honestly, that's on you for climbing into an elevator in what was clearly a haunted spooker building. Nobody lives here but the undea--

...

Actually, I don't know if I can make that distinction in Kanai Ward.

Nobody lives here but predatory undea--

...

Ghosts. I'm talking about ghosts. This is a ghost house.

Vivia's plan is to hang out until we die.

It feels weird to play as him because. Like. I wanna be like, "Hopefully the lady in red has a better plan" but 'better' by whose definition, exactly? If Vivia doesn't care about escaping then. I guess. We're fine, then?

I feel bad for red-coat lady already. Imagine being trapped in an elevator and your only company is saying shit like, "It's fine. Death is coming to get us. Be happy."

Who even are you, lady? How did we get here?

I love you, Viv, but this is not helpful.

You and me both, man. This is why protagonists are the characters I'm often most critical of. If you don't like the story's main character, it becomes that much harder to enjoy the rest of it.

Well, I guess we're both fucked, then. This elevator has nothing for us to read and no life for you to observe. Sorry you got stuck with the one man in Kanai Ward more haunted than the fucking homunculi.

Oh shit, you were a nurse? Are you familiar with a girl named Alessa Gillespie? No reason. Just the vibe I get.

I still have no idea why we're here, and especially no idea why she's here. What are the odds we're talking to a ghost right now?

I would say the value of a life differs depending on context, myself. But there is also a value difference, person to person.

For instance, would I support executing Yomi for his crimes? That depends on context. I think he should be removed from power but I support rehabilitative justice over punitive justice. Being made to live a civilian life, no better than anyone else, is better than killing him.

But if Halara had snapped his neck in the midst of the heated Peacekeepers vs. Nocturnal Agency battle during chapter four, would I be the slightest bit bothered? Nope. Fucker was trying to kill us. The consequence of violence are what they are. Once you start shooting, you don't get to complain if you get shot.

And if I had to choose between Kurumi's life and Yomi's, I wouldn't even hesitate. That is a piss-easy decision to make. Does that mean Kurumi's life has more value than Yomi's? I dunno. But it does certainly mean that I value it more. Value is, after all, ultimately subjective.

When you say you "look at people", are you talking about haunting? Do you haunt people and analyze their lives

Also, if you are a ghost, did you die before the Blank Week or were you eaten by homunculi? Can you give me a first-hand account of the homunculus massacre? I'd be super interested in that.

Well, whether you're a ghost or a homunculus, you are killing that red and black color scheme.

Oooo, Ryo. An etymological neighbor to Ryu or "Dragon". I like you already, Ghost Lady!

You can also put a -ko on it to make Ryuko or Ryoko, The -ko suffix is a popular add-on for girls' names. It literally means "child" but is generally used for female names, demonstrating in a literal sense the way femininity and childhood are conflated in Japanese culture.

It's kinda like how -ette is used in some Western names. Like Paulette or Claudette or Jeanette. Stick on -ette on the end of it and it's an unmistakably female name.

So Ryuko or Ryoko basically mean "Dragon Girl". I bet most people reasonably versed in anime can think of a Ryuko or a Ryoko that fits that bill.

But Ryo over here gets to be a grown-ass dragon woman. And possibly deceased. Good for her!

Flashback time. Hopefully now we'll get some context on how we got here. And hey, if we've met before, then that improves the odds of Ryo being alive!

#master detective archives: rain code #drake plays rain code #vivia twilight

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

Ok. Final HSMTMTS season review by a random nerdy girl with weird thoughts and ideas

Non-spoilers:

They really did not give a single fuck anymore

No like so many bleeped swear words ??

SEXUAL INNUENDOS TOO? HELP SO MANY OF THEM.

I feel like they did want to do more with this show and I am guessing a lot of their ”we give no more fucks” attitude this season has something to do with that

They made some odd choices with some characters lol

The amount of times I thought ”this reminds me of glee”, ”it’s giving glee vibes” people who wanna watch something after this show watch Glee it’s on D+ now too because Disney bought Fox

In the end I am happy and satisfied with the season and I am glad to see it all at once rather than wait for eps. Waiting for eps is fun too but I like variety

Now Spoiler Time😌

I need to talk about the most important thing first according to me.

ASHLYN!! ASH!!! *squeals*

I don’t know if the fandom has treated her as roughly this season but I have not forgiven you how you treated her last season and she is the baby girl ever

Like this girl?? All her lines can be memes?? HER MOUTH TO MOUTH THING THAT COMES BACK SEVERAL TIMES GIRL YOU ARE NOT SUBTLE WITH ANYTHING

Maddox and Jet are the siblings ever I love how they just sibling-tease each other all the time while always being friends. And I am happy they have each other considering their home life seems to be… oof.

A LOT of things seemed to happen off screen that I’d like to see… on screen?

Like a big part of the Seb stuff… his whole dad thing was just very rushed and kinda like ”btw we are adding this random thing” and ??

And the CHEATING. Biggest plot twist of the show. I WAS NOT PREPARED. I WAS NOT PREPARED.

Big Red and Ashlyn’s breakup was actually very nice though. No drama… I also found it hilarious that she was more mad for Carlos’ sake than her own didjdkdkgidoslf

THE PUMPKIN MAN WAS SO RANDOM?! WHAT THE FUCK. AND HE JUST CLIMBED THROUGH THE WINDOW TO ?? TALK TO CARLOS ON THE PORCH WHAT WAS GOING ON I WAS SO CONFUSED I DIDN’T EVEN REMEMBER HIM

Ricky is such a sweet boy honestly

WHEN HE ASKED THE CAMERA WHO THE FUCK THEY WERE HELP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL X 2000

Good on them for confirming Ryan is gay

Why is Maddox such a gay mess I love her

It feels like their story is not over yet and a lot of loose threads are still up. I wish we could have seen their graduation

MADDOX AND ASH WERE MAKING OUT. Like when this show started it was ”a little peck” at most with Carlos and Seb and now there is this.

Also their kissing scene and Carlos walking in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m happy things are going good for Gina and her mom is finally present

I seem to have forgotten when/if Kourtney broke up with Howie or not?? Did she? Did I not remember that?

Emmy is so funny I can’t

I loved to see everyone’s origin stories how they got to the theatre in the first place. Like Ash feeling like she was in EJ’s shadow?? Ricky not even doing the audition if he hadn’t spoken to Gina? Carlos being bullied like that??? SEB WITH A GIRL?!

Mack just has this large former child actor energy going on I can’t explain it ??

Also them highkey wanting to reference Dog with a blog here

Every time they do a show I am always prepared something will go wrong. Like S1 scarred me now I think something always will happen and even when it goes good I am still like ”aaaaany time now…”

I know I will have more stuff to say about this show. But that’s all for tonight. It was a wild ride with the Wildcats.

#hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series

[crueledintentions]

Cruel Intentions, first journal entry.

TW: kidnapping, sex addiction, SA, Abuse, pedophilia.

Mama’s Boy, The Tinder Horror Story.

He was the bet. I redownloaded tinder after having it deleted for the last 2 months because my best friend was tired of hearing me rant and rave over some music guy who didn’t give two shits about me. Bet! But it was just gonna be a dinner, right?

WRONG

The guy took me back to his apartment, something we DID NOT agree on, so now I’m sharing my location with my best friend and texting “SOS” but she didn’t respond. “Oh I figured I could make you dinner, since eating out tends to get expensive.” Oh, maybe not SOS. But still, I have a bad vibe.

The second he brought me into his apartment, he snatched my phone away and began looking through it. His apartment was an utter mess, a beautiful kitchen flooded with trash, a spacious living room fluttered with boxes, a refrigerator filled with expired food and filth. Kinda a weird vibe… but I understand it now.

It’s getting late and now I just wanna go back home, I haven’t eaten anything, i picked barely because I didn’t want to be rude but at the same time, I didn’t want to eat what he made. But now I’m feeling weird… I’m tired. I wanna go home, I say but I don’t remember what happened until I woke up to my alarm for work. My plan was to leave straight after work, never see this guy again. Block his number. But that’s when he threatened me, awfully. If he didn’t pick me up from work he was going to hurt me, kill me even.

Now it’s been two days after this, it’s finally my day off, my friend and I plan on going out. I wasn’t allowed to have my phone when I was at his house, but we had made this plans when we saw each other two days ago… when we made the bet. I tell him about my plans and he tells me to beg her to let him come. She says no obviously, she said he was a creep. She got a bad vibe. He made me keep my medicine at his place so he knew I would go back.

And during out girl hang out, I tell her everything , what’s happening, what’s going on. She tells me to stay with her for the night, but I couldn’t… my medicine was at his place. That’s when she said “I’ll go with you, you get your medication then we’ll leave.”

He refused to let her go with me , and then tells me “if you leave with her, I’ll kill her and you.” And now I’m panicking, because I believe it. He was a scary person, there was no emotion in his eyes. Nobody was there. I sent her a message “Hey, just leave… it’s fine” and then he ruined our friendship. He sent her horrible messages, took money I sent her back by disputing it, and destroyed us. She was my best friend, we had fun together, we understood each other, I wanted her to be in my future and now it’s ruined…

But this nightmare doesn’t end yet. I go through days and nights of constant physical abuse, sexual abuse, and emotional abuse. There was two sides to him, the person who hurt me and the person who tried to make it up. We went out downtown for the night, but I was also thrown off an electric scooter that night and had bruises all over my arms and legs from falling. But I only agreed to go out downtown, in hopes I’d see someone I knew and beg them for help. But I saw no one.

Then the story gets worse, now he’s threatening me to move to a different city with him, 4 hours away. To a place my parents said I wasn’t allowed to be. Things got so much more worse there. My $198 glasses were broken by him, and I had no money to pay for new ones since he got me fired from my job because I made friends with my coworkers. He stole $1350 out of an atm with my bank card from me, and everytime I tried to leave the threats got scarier… and I couldn’t involve my parents into this.

I started picking fights with him purposefully, because fights started getting intense and he started threatening that he would kick me out. I packed my bags and I just waited, I argued, my friends made fake accounts with girls telling me he’s cheating, anything to make him kick me out. But no, this son of a bitch was psycho.

Until finally I had efuckingnough, it’s like an angel freed me. My dad called me to tell me I had to come home because of a family emergency, but he insisted on coming with me.

But my dad wasn’t having any of this bullshit, he sent my godfather to pick me up. So my dad saved me.

But essentially this tinder nightmare was abusive, a rapist, a sex addict, pedophile. He even had his niece come over for a sleepover and made her walk into his room while he was jacking off.

Now he threatens to sue me for pain and suffering I put him through. He’s gonna sue me for money I owe him for living with him for “free”.

All of this because some guy that plays guitar wouldn’t text me back after love bombing me. :/

#tinder #tw kidnapping #date night #horror #storytime

[andvys]

Tattoo Kiss part 23 (I still need to do a proper review on part 22!) But, part 23 today!

- AHHHHH! She's anxious bc of what Eddie will think about her, but because of Steve?

- "He hurt you and that is something he would never do again. You know it" AHHHH! that is why he kept his feelings to himself this time right? Does Y/N knows already and I forgot about it?

- "The last thing you want to do is hurt Eddie" Aww they're in love

- This still gives me Steddie x Reader vibes! OMG!

- I think that he still hates how he treated reader in the past, and he wants to make it better for her NOW, he knows that he ended up things for nothing, and he feels bad about it

- OBVIOUSLY Y/N IS CUTE!

- The thing to me is, Y/N and Steve have a good (kind of) relationship now, so I think they'll be the same as before if they go back together, or Y/N will have LOTS of trust issues

- ANDY! OMG! Y/N just wanting to eat potatoes or fries is so me, reader is very me coded!

- The dolly thing!!!! It hurts!

- Y/N feels pain, but I think she'll feel worse if they get back together

- Eddie, Chrissy, Steve, Steve's parents and now Robin know that Y/N struggles with food, but don't talk with her about it, why? I feel like maybe, her friends should try and make her open up about how she's feeling in reality (then I read that Robin helped her, but I think that the others can help Y/N too, like they're a group that Y/N can trust, they love her, they'll be there for her)

- AHHHH! HE KNOWS Y/N IS LYING!!!! OMG!!!

- "You're acting weird. You're not yourself" AHHHH, SHE KNOWS!!!

- "You're not eating" GIRL!!!! OMG!!! She goes to the point!

- Aahhhh! EDDIE X READER MOMENT! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!

- Robin isn't being nice :(

- "Are you saying it's my fault that he left me?" I wanna cry!

-"Feelings for THEM" THIS IS SO STEDDIE X READER CODED!!! but I need to let go the enemies to lovers Steddie x reader headcanon or whatever that was :(

- "He never wanted me, h-he never even loved me" AHHHH THAT HURTS!

- I knew that Y/N was gonna struggle with the things that happened, like it's hard to trust Steve after all that happened

- Awwww! I don't want Y/N to hate herself, I think that she feels like that because of the combination of Stupid Ray, loving someone you love, but hurt you (Steve) and loving someone that you think you could hurt or ruin the things that you already have with that person (Eddie)

-🩷

There’s definitely a bit of Steddie x reader going on here but only because she has feelings for both 👀

Steve definitely wants to do better now. He wants to make it up to her and just be a better person for her and for himself🥲

No one really wants to confront her about her struggles with eating (well, except for Robin now) cause it can be very triggering and people usually shut down when they get cornered and confronted about something they are struggling with. Eddie usually just looks after her and takes care of her without confronting her about it and Steve, he isn’t close enough with her yet to talk about something that she’s insecure about

She’s definitely struggling a lot with herself and her feelings right now but she’s got her girls 🥲 (and eddie)

i’m happy you liked this chapter 🩷

#andy’s asks #🩷 anon

[lindszeppelin]

Long time lurker, first time asker… what IS the deal with the Gerbers?

I know Rande was sued for sexual harassment. I know Kaia was tied up in some effed up cops and robbers game and that whole situation. I know how Presley turned out. Kaia looked sick (drugs or ED) for a while. Allegedly Cindy isn’t the nicest human. I know the rumors about George Clooney. What else though?

I’ve always thought something was really wrong with this family but I have trouble putting my finger on it. Then I saw a pic of C&K with the Kardashian Klan and a lightbulb started to go off. It feels like the Gerbers wanna go in that direction and chase fame and that’s a big part of why they feel off for me. Is there other dirt though? Should you publish this, any followers have any dirt or tea they wanna share on this blog? Someone said on Reddit Kaia was an entitled bitch at a restaurant they worked at but not a ton of personal stories I’ve seen otherwise. Kaia seems sweet enough, but I also think there’s a mask that will drop eventually and I can’t let that feeling go.

All gossip forums, including here and on Twitter casually mention knowingly that this family is effed up, and while I believe it sometimes I feel like I’m missing some of the information too- if that makes sense.

Am I missing any info? Help a girl out figure out why I think this family is extra creepy and dysfunctional in a sea of plenty of weirdos in Hollywood who don’t give me the same “ick factor”.

I haven't dived deep into the Gerber/Crawford lore but I know enough to say that I would not trust that family with anything lol, especially when it comes to career, dating, and social advice they may want to give. It just feels like Cindy Crawford is still trying to stay relevant since her 90s heyday, and she's doing that through her children. Trying to get them into modeling at young ages. And Presley lashed out bigtime. I know he's doing some Mental Health Awareness thing on his instagram and i applaud him for that. But I kinda wish he brought more substance to those vids. Both him and Kaia are sooooo unprofessional when it comes to that format of content (ie. Kaia and her bookclub and her not offering anything of substance in them).

I would not be surprised at all if they wanna go down a Kardashian type route. That entire family knows how to run Hollywood and I think Cindy fancies herself as a Kris.

Rande Gerber just seems like a fuckwad weirdo. They way he treats not only his own daughter but other women is sick and I get bad vibes from that man whenever I see him. I remember it was going around, a weird post he made on insta about Kaia, and the caption reads, and i quote " We used to have this thing we would say together when she was growing up that went like this. “I have big brown eyes and a cute little figure, stay away boys til I get a little bigger” ". Like...HUH. A cute little figure?! Who tf says that about their minor daughter.

Aside from the things you've mentioned, I haven't heard of anything else (sans the whole Harry Styles linked with Rande Gerber too). And frankly the more I learn about this family the more I want to throw myself over a cliff.

#lindsay's anon asks

[itsgoghtime]

okay so not that anybody asked for this, but here is:

Gogh watches the Rocky movies - in real time (so there are spoilers but also my live reactions which are pretty amusing so enter at your own risk)

Rocky (1976)

bruh - I’d kiss the glass where the puppies are too if it didn’t weird so many people out - they’re dang cute

Oh my gosh - the group singing on the corner is a jive

he’s walking by himself down this dingy street - what’s with his screen door lol

okay so he has an apartment - he’s not a bum in the traditional meaning of the word like they’re calling him at the beginning

opens and closes the fridge lol me too

I TALKED TO MY FISH TOOOOOO YESSSS

^soft jazz playing on record player^

Oh my gosh and “Moby Dick” is their friendddd I love that they “visit”

Talking to himself - what a vibe

OHMYGOSH HES FRIENDS WITH THE SHOP OWNERS

okay so friend was a relative term

Shell shock - what a comedian

I would walk around with a stick like that too bro - let’s be friends

Hmmmm Rocky my friend, what are you doing?

nice car, sketchy bridge - like the mafia

BRUH IS THIS AN UNDERGROUND OPERATION WHAT

Rocky NO YOU CANT BE IN THIS LIL MAFIA OP

Gazzo - I thought it was Gonzo haha

“So long, meat bag” lol

“Are you deaf?” “No I’m short” ME TOO RANDOM CITIZEN

Lol breaks the lock - I love it

IT AINT HIS LOCKER WHAT it can’t be…

“You’re a tomato. I don’t run a soup kitchen” AHAHAAAAA

this is cute - she’s shy and he’s trying so hard

how does this guy know everyone like… what the heck

“I’m 30 myself” “and you’ll end up dying alone”

“I’ll take a shot” lol bro an alcohol shot is not what he meant

What a homie - that girl is just… she’s dumb don’t listen my dude

I don’t quite know how to feel about Apollo Creed lol

Gazzo may be the mafia boss but he’s nice and creepy and okay don’t like him still

ROCKYYYYYY YUSSSS - still not sure about Apollo lol

His friend just wants a job haha

“She’s very excited” - won’t make eye contact

this whole scene talking to the door lol

awww she’s all ready to go out my HEART

haha me too Rocky - haven’t ever skated

The guy calling out the time hahaaaaa

“You like the way I skate?” GAH

“Get a job, you bum!” And you need to get out of the mafia, Rocky

“Why’d I bring it up? Cause I’m dumb, that’s why.” Literally me talking to anyone lol

okay but this man’s HAIR - geez

big bugs - that’s a nope from me

“Who you wanna call?” Ghostbusters would be my answer

Yelling out the window AHAAAAA

she’s so cute my heavens and he’s being so gentle

this kissing scene man - it’s something else

“It’s a waste of life” - I have so many thoughts on this

EEK they’re so cute together :)

HE SAYS HI TO HER ON TVVVVVV GAH

I just love them okay 🥹

I have many thoughts on the line that goes something like “you know how I said those things on tv didn’t bother me none? It did.”

Gazzo *discreetly gives this man $500* like what in the world man

BRUH BE NICE ABOUT CUFF AND LINK - although if that was a reference to “Beautiful Soup” in the Alice and Wonderland book sung by the turtle then that was kinda funny

You know what I find interesting - “yeah, I got heart but I don’t have no locker” and then this guy keeps on talking

GET HIM ROCKY, GET EM “I needed your help 10 years ago”

ewwww not the egg drinkkk geh

I understand why at 4 AM but geez that makes me tired

Paulie… he ain’t very nice but at the same time he’s a homie…?

Adrian is so patient with this man I don’t even know where to begin - she’s just wanting to do what he said he’s never had before and that’s so cute

okay as much as I didn’t like Mick, he’s growing on me a little bit - a tiny smidgen original grinch heart size bit

THE DOGGGGG

Rocky lesss gooooo - this Apollo dude really isn’t worried and he probably should be

this lil dysfunctional family - ouch

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MOVIE FOR THIS SONG YESSSSSS

there’s the intrusive thought that “he’s gonna fall down those stairs” as he’s at the top during the song

okay but him worrying about his banner being wrong and the guy being like “it doesn’t really matter does it? I’m sure you’ll give us a great show” - that one hurt

they really aren’t expecting him to win

he’s so discouraged :(

YES ROCKY YESSSS

okay so maybe I forgot to write during the final fight scene - I was very upset when Creed won cause he’s too cocky for that sort of fight to be his - but Rocky and Adrian are so cute so I was less upset…?

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Rocky II:

okay the score for this movie is a bop

Creed you need to calm the heck down

EEK THEYRE GETTING MARRIED MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE AHHHHHH

“you’re the best thing to ever come into my crazy life” GAH

“I hope you never get tired of me.”

“Oh no, you ain’t never getting rid of me.” My goOd gRaCiOuS

also - dang there’s a lot of good kissing scenes in these movies

Rocky buying everything in sight my heavens dude

“hey, can you stand over there, I need to secretly talk with my wife” lol

my freaking heart okay I just love these two with my whole soul

*okay so I lost a good chunk of my notes for this movie because they didn’t save like I thought they did, which is quite unfortunate considering they were really good, so here’s kinda what I remember:

Lots and lots of respect for Mick - love this guy now

Apollo is a stuck up jerk and needs to freaking chill

I love that once Adrian tells him to win, he’s laser focused

that last fight was painful - Rocky really can’t see well out of that right eye but I love the moment he wins he’s like “Yo Adrian, I did it!”*

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Rocky III:

okay I was super into The A-Team when I was like… 15 so seeing Mr. T in this movie is an absolute joy

Hulk Hogan - what a homie BUT HES FREAKING HUGE

that fight was intense, man. geez, ya know?

they built Rocky a statueeeee - cute

Rocky, dude, stop training in a stupid public playhouse

Mick riding on the bike that Rocky is pulling reminds me of Yoda in Star Wars on Luke’s back heheheeeee

join the circus lol

Apollo Creed has calmed down quite a bit and I don’t hate him as much

MICK NO YOU CANT BE DOING THAT GAH

I can’t… I can’t even… Rocky loses and Mick dies I just cannot… it breaks my heart

Never thought I’d have the respect I have for Apollo but now I do

I love the reprise of Eye of the Tiger - good choice

yes on the training montage - not gonna lie, I’m afraid for this match though

my first thought when he finally passes Apollo on their sprint and jumps in the ocean was “ew, wet socks”

it’s funny when someone’s so focused on themselves and beating Rocky (Apollo in the first two, whatever his name is in this one) that they just… don’t win

made it past round 2 so that’s usually a good sign

that was the coolest comeback ever

ahaaaa - I find Apollo and Rocky’s lil fight at the end absolutely hysterical

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Rocky IV:

lost a lot of my notes for this one but here’s what I have

Here comes Apollo’s ego again heaven forbid

HE CANT DIE WHAT THE HECK

we can’t just keep killing all of Rocky’s mentors and friends geez

Rocky Jr. is absolutely adorable

THE RUSSIAN DOESNT USE STEROIDS MY A** - I absolutely hate that they lied about that and that’s why that man is unnaturally large

Again - I love the training montage - we get the arms on top of a mountain lets gooooooo

this fight is… it hurts me

OHMYGOSH YES ROCKY GET EMMMMMM

so proud of this guy

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Rocky V:

I have really appreciated that we go over the fight at the end of the previous movie in all the different films since Rocky II - it’s a nice lil recap and I like how it flows immediately into the next one without being choppy or anything

Losing all their money - geez

Mick left the boxing joint to Rocky Jr?? My heart

THIS WHOLE SCENE WITH MICKEY BREAKS MY HEART OH MY GOOD GRACIOUS HEAVENS

“You was the Angel” GAH

I love that the Italian Priest is still there “I love it when he does that” haha

Haha Paulie and the baseball batttttt

stupid stupid Tommy Gunn leaving Rocky behind

Rocky Jr - the whole angst with him feeling forgotten by Rocky breaks my heart

HOME TEAM HOME TEAM

“I loved you man, do you know that?” eek my heart

EEK THE VISION OF MICKEY - I’m not crying, you are

“Get up you son of a bitch - cause Mickey loves ya” AHHHHHH

This man has so much grit - I love the theme song good gracious

his poor family is watching oh my heart

ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY

oh my gosh the sucker punch to Duke is almost *almost* better than him beating Tommy “Sue me for what?”

THE ITALIAN PRIEST YES

Good gracious he gives the kid the cufflink from Mickeyyyyyy

“You’re gonna love Picasso.”

“Ah yeah, well I love almost everybody.”

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hope somebody enjoyed this nonsensical rant - in conclusion, I absolutely loved these movies with my whole soul - all of it was just amazing

I will be adding some songs from the soundtrack to my playlist haha

Mickey is my favorite character (besides literally everyone else of course haha)

Favorite movie out of the five… I can’t choose one dang it - but I’ve watched the first one a few times already so I could say that one…?

they’re just… they’re so good and are turning into comfort films for me (which is good cause I needed a new set of comfort films haha)

#rocky #rocky ii #rocky iii #rocky iv #rocky v #Rocky spoilers #Gogh watches Rocky #Gogh watches things

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omg no way tumblr never bothered to tell me you replied. plus why is nothing showing up in my following feed??? a bone to pick for next time ig

ahaha i missed this too you're so good with advice! ❤ and thank you hehe i have been informed the new pfp it a character calld lust from an anime called fullmetal alchemist, but i just like the aesthetic

it really is and thank youuuuu! im sure it will! *sends ✨good luck✨*

hmm i dont wanna obsess over han at all, because first of all, ELI! that would be unfair. and han is sort of crazy, anyways. i am listening to i can see you from speak now tv but i shouldnt because it reminds me of han. it also reminds me of anakin. very anakincore track. i cant help it though, i can see you is so good, although it gives more of a reputation vibe than speak now tbh. still love it anyways and thank mother taylor for it. are you enjoying speak now tv? what's your favourite track? i think im enjoying mine, mean and back to december, but everything is ofc v nice! wish we had a mine pop mix tv and some more beat to enchanted, but its perfect as it is!

yess "there will be plenty more guys 😂 trust me." that's exactly what i thought, too! like, he's here now, but someday there's going to be someone else EXACTLY like that. although it might not be so bad if i did make a decision influenced by him because he and i have a similar objective - physics/engineering degree at oxford/cambridge so its a win-win no matter which way i go ig. plus we're academic rivals. competition is the norm for us. but about intrigue with han...

"oh? whos your friend? (i asked han to pose for one of my snaps hehe) is this friend good-looking?"

... dude? like, WHAT? that sounds like pretty blatant flirting to me.

but lets not forget that once we were in the corridor and bro leaned in super close (keep in mind this was months ago and this was in the middle of like 15 other people anyways) and i leaned away out of reflex 😂 i think he looked at me later with a very patronizingly disappointed

kinda expression. i think that was a test, and i failed miserably but thats fine 💀

eli really is we even have loads of similar interests!

yw and sameee! it is hehe she even send me memes and is a pedro pascal stan (as she should. pedro pascal is an icon. love him) ! very happy with that

oh no, is everything okay? can i do anything to help? if it helps, my life is only peaceful because i am in isolation from all friends, hehe i need time to regenerate. i am an ambivert at heart. my extrovert meter needs to recharge lmaooo

also, a part of me wonders if cranberry is mad at me? basically, he aksed me to write a steamy story abt him and han (thyre best friends) and didnt want his gf to find out incase she thought he was weird (bro she already does. shes ur gf. she knows what weird she signed up for smh)

anyways i made a small oopsie. i asked some people to critique it for me, and one of those poeple may have been the girl from my diary, whos friends with cranberry's gf, and who previously told machete i liked him when i wanted it to be a scret and explicitly told her so, and the one who i knew cannot be trusted with secrets because she will tell someone and lie about it 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

anyways cranberry was annoyed (and understandably so.) he said his gf was mad at him (impossible - if she was, shed be mad at ME first cos thats how women are. better than revenge is living proof. but she isnt! ) and i get it, but then people stop being mad, right? i mean, ive been really mad at him too, for a variety of reasons. i forgave him though and he didnt even apologize like i did! but he seemed normal at prom perhaps a bit icy? a guy friend told me im overthinkinngit and while he may have been annoyed it doesnt mean hd stop being friends with me or anything, and that he definitely wouldnt stay mad because its not a big deal.

but i texted him cranberry with a pretty obvious joke and he didnt even find it funny??? like thats HIS sort of joke??? how does he ot find that funny??? my friend says he must be mad then, but says theres the chance he just didnt find it funny?

like, i get it, but i want to make amends! and i wont even see cranberry in person so i can never tell. but if he was mad, he wouldve blocked me, or left me on delivered, or just opened. but he even sees my stories n stuff!

plus his friends would be mad if something happened. like guys are super gangy like that. but his friends are not mad at all, like han and this other guy are totally normal and no one sad that. even when han brought it up the day after the whole thing, he didnt imply it was serious and just dropped it after joking around abt it.

my friend did say if i was friends with cranberrys friends, it doesnt mean they have to be mad, but what if cranberry and his gf broke up over something as stupid as a joke???? and it was my fault??? i would feel awful and i cant even tell or say sorry.

nor can i ask han over text cos then hed tell cranberry and itd be weird. and i cant ask eli cos i dont want to set a bad rep.

he texted about it and i delved into a tiny argument he said its fine but "just think more next time". i think he and han both know i didnt mean for this to happen and that it was a genuine accident, but people gte hurt over things even if they know it wasnt meant to hurt them. shoulve said no is proof of this.

but they did send me a video of them reading the story together [cranberry and his friends, it was han who filmed (i did ask them to film their reaction)] and cranberry was cracking up as he read it! if he was mad he wouldve abandoned it. but they sill seemed to love it. surely if cranberry was mad at me, then that wouldnt have happened?

jesus christ, thats LONG. i apologize for troubling you, i didnt think itd get this long! its just been on my mind :( ironically it happened yesterday just after i was so happy. ugh. boys are awful

yes haha thank youuu :) if you're okay with my constant somewhat accidental drama dumps, i definitely will :D

love you and stay safe x

hi sythe so sorry it took me so long to respond to this!

I hope all is well with Eli. but GIRL have I been listening to “I Can See You” sooooo much it’s literally the delulu girl anthem! I love it. having a little crush on Han just adds some spice!! there’s nothing wrong with a little seasoning to an otherwise boring existence 😂

I am okay 🩵 just really been struggling with my OCD lately. I hope it gets better soon.

no fuckinf WAY cranberry asked you to write a steamy story!!? girl that is NOT platonic. what are these men doing out here 😂😂😂😂 but I agree, very unlikely that he is mad at you

I love the drama dumps, I wish we could vent together for real because I have been ALL over the place with my drama lately 😅 but it’s fine, it adds the comedy. i’m watching my own life like a work of absurdism. I would absolutely recommend that strategy.

#answered asks

[j0kers-light]

THIS A LONG ONE SORRY🫣 Had to get my feeling out after 2 chapters

1.Doesn’t Barbara like Bruce? If so she need to hurry her ass up and ask him out with her scary ass😂 he giving us major creep vibes.

2. Does Bruce like Barbara or is he like he ain’t gonna go there cause that’s Gordon’s daughter or he sees her as a friend or his children. That fact he knows we don’t fuck with him like that and he still trying is annoying like dude you just heard I was on vacation with a whole other dude and think it’s about you still like😡

3. It makes NO SENSE for Barbara to no tell Bruce she likes him cuz reader doesn’t like him and she knows we don’t but would rather us be harassed by him then her just coming out saying she likes him that shit irritating 😑🙄

4. Dick would not be my friend after that shit he pulled🤷🏽‍♀️ and plus if Morgan and Barbara looked at me like in betrayal for what Florence said about us sleeping with neo knowing DAMN well we ain’t like that they can get the fuck out too🫡🙄

5. Joker gonna get it too. Since he knows I’m going through all this shit and he is my emotional support system and don’t wanna pick up the phone okay 👍🏽 cool😑 when we see each other we fighting🤬

6. Neo stupid ass better get bodied. I literally would of called joker and told him everything this idiot did so he can kill him for it cause you ruined my friendship 🤬

7. I feel like I have a pretty good idea on what reader has going on with her mentally but Imma need more context. I wonder how joker and reader going to make it work in the end. Is he going to give up crime, will reader become a villain who knows🤷🏽‍♀️

That’s all sorry for all the questions😭🫣🫣 love ya💗

I love it anon! I am howling at your commentary. Why you ready to pack everyone up!? 🤣

Okay I’m still laughing and no need to apologize! Share your thoughts and feelings! I WILL ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE! 🖤✨

First things first.

1. Barbara does not like Bruce. Oracle and Batman have a strict father mentor/daughter pupil relationship. Barbs looks up to Bruce and she wants him to be happy! Yet all that book smart ain’t helping Barbara see the tension between him and Y/n. Read the room babe.

Bruce is creeping heavy lately. 🤣 but there’s a reason for everything.

2. Bruce is pulling some shady behavior but remember he’s Batman; he’s poking around for answers. (Weird methods hey bats?) He knows something is up with Y/n and it all leads back to this secret lover of hers. Bruce is interested in Y/n but he’s also doing some underhanded detective work and going about it horribly.

3. Please see the first response lol 🤭

4. A question of true friendship. Y/n sucks at making them. She hasn’t known Dick, Barbs, and Morgana for long. YES WHAT DICK DID WAS WRONG however.. Dick is a key character and will undergo a redemption arc in the next chapter. Y/n is very vulnerable right now but she isn’t naïve. She’s gonna tear Dick a new one for acting a plum fool. So will Mama.

One please go easy on my flower girl Morgana she means well! But they only have facts and hearsay to go on until Y/n speaks up and puts all these accusations to rest. They too will apologize very soon. Y/n needs some true friends after what Flo did. Morgana and Barbara mean well.

5. WHY WE FIGHTING JOKER? 😭🤣🤣 wait a minute now! He stopped watching the security feed after Florence said “Both of you are insane.” So all of Let Me In, Joker has no a clue what’s going on. He’s a little.. how do you say? preoccupied to answer the phone. 👀

6. Neo… Neo.. Neo.. it’s always the lightskins. I love his character I really do, but if he don’t redeem himself in the next chapter he will get got. Only thing keeping him alive his is loyalty and even that’s on thin ice rn.

7. Who knows 🤭

#thanks anon! #thanks for the ask! #his lighthouse