#shitpost (kinda gain?)

[lovelesslittleloser]

Person gets isekai-ed into Pokémon as a ralts and their first thought is ‘I have to evolve into a gallade’

#pokemon #isekai #isekai tensei #ralts #gallade #gardevior #reject elegance. return to violence #although technically speaking gallades are kinda elegant and gardevoirs are pretty violent #and gallades can wear dresses and gardevoirs can tape knives to their elbows #maybe ralts just wanted a gender all along #maybe the real gender was the partner we gained along the way #trainer partner? I dunno why it sounds weird. ‘pokemon partner’ sounds fine #shitpost

[strawberry-pretzels]

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMFAO #its just that rottmnt has gained a more queer fanbase that youd think the show's pretty gay too #and it is. #at least it kinda is. #i don't know i like how people can feel safe projecting headcanons onto characters esp queer headcanons #its 2am please ignore thi #berry's shitposts

[lowsodiumlevels]

Me when my husband slowly backs away when I'm rambling about transformers lore:

OuGHh- LIKE STINK, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING-

#shitpost #based on true events....kinda #My husband just nodded like he knew what I was talking about #I got embarrassed bc ough- my nerd was showing and slight tism #anyways my husbands car would be an autobot #I can see that car gain sentience #but in all seriousness he loves to hear me rable about stuff even if it's something he doesn't really know about

[something-in-your-walls]

I made a petey the cat design idk if i should post it though should I give into the thoughts yet again?

#sammy talks #shitpost #art problems #i'm just not good at gaining confidence to post things #this blog was made for myself for my art but now i'm kinda afraid it sucks cause it's traditional instead of digital like literally everyon #whatever #imma post it

[gothamcityneedsme]

How do you get Bruce Wayne out of your life?

@abysskeeper Probably impossible for MY life, and equally impossible for the protagonist of this piece. AKA Weiss Schnee from RWBY.

I WILL make Icebat a real ship. And i WILL write a fic for it. Weiss Schnee/Bruce Wayne will be real. It IS real, as far as I'm concerned.

My whole premise for this is focusing first on Weiss' backstory and character (and how she is going to be for the DC Universe), since she's the most unique change I'm looking to make in the typical Batman mythos.

So I've inserted the Schnees as manufacturers and socialites in Gotham who were not one of the founding families, but still are known as old money and very well-established. (I do this so they can be inserted easily into the Court of Owls as members)

Weiss doesn't know the dark side of her family, but she has sniffed into things enough to know that she doesn't want to remain close to them, and that she envisions a very different life for herself. (I am undecided on if Winter escaped through the military like RWBY, or if she met a darker end at the hands of the Court--perhaps even being a Talon).

Regardless, Weiss basically disgraces herself as she rejects being the heir (which unknowingly saves her from being forced into the Court). Since she knows nothing, she isn't worth killing, and is merely a major disappointment, and is effectively blacklisted from all high society and business in Gotham.

She decides to try to use her voice, one of the only things she truly has left, to make her new life. She gets a few small jobs at bars and is able to sing for entertainment. Eventually, though, she ends up gaining the attention of Oswald Cobblepot. He knew her from both reputation and high society (when he himself was more permitted among the noncriminal elements), and he invites her to come under his employ at the Iceberg Lounge. He is still a known criminal, spending time in and out of Blackgate Prison, but he does have enough above-the-radar business that Weiss is willing to say yes. It helps that her situation is desperate.

So, she becomes the Ice Queen of the Iceberg Lounge. Bruce Wayne, who knew her from socialite life, is alarmed to learn she is now working for the Penguin, and is concerned that this girl he knew as a somewhat friend is possibly getting pulled down a bad path. He meets her, offers to help her himself, help she rejects. She is well aware how her family has been blacklisted, and she refuses to let that negatively affect Bruce or Wayne Enterprises. (Penguin, of course, is already blacklisted from such legitimate business himself--he loses nothing by employing her, and he actually *gains* a way to snub the high society life that has rejected him from even before he became a criminal).

Bruce still tries to help, to convince her to be somewhere else. She continues to resist, determined to make her own way, and to not make others suffer for her own dream of independence. That's where the story begins.

Eventually, Weiss will gain ice superpowers and become a vigilante, but that's a whole other part of the story. Also of note is that this takes place during the Jason Robin era, although I do think the story would continue beyond that as well, it just starts there.

Anyways, a scene, I've probably shown this one before to you, but the first time she runs into Batman and Robin is in the Iceberg Lounge, by accident (they are breaking in lmao):

also a bit i quite like, from Bruce talking to her:

#shitpost #also of note is that other than her family I don't really intend to include other RWBY characters #like this is just inserting Weiss and the people who are required for her existence into the DC Universe #and I think I would want to focus on DC characters. I guess my opinion could change #but I just don't want my story to get too bloated or have some huge scope #I just basically want to re-envision the Batman timeline with the inclusion of Weiss #kinda throwing her into the Batfam as ultimately a love interest for Bruce #But it would be slow burn and like. Some sparks are there from the start but it would take forever for anything to happen #A friendship and like. Working relationship has to happen first esp as Weiss becomes a vigilante #which she does out of again her wish to be free and also just #wanting to be able to use what she has gained (by almost dying) to save others #man i think about this AU too much #IVE PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THINKING ABOUT IT... AND I LIKE IT A LOT OKAY #long post sorry lmao

[garlic-gun]

if you know you know

#my art #shitpost #gamma 1 #krita and firealpaca are serving me well but now that i know that im kinda ticked that i bought csp bc after adjusting im kinda popping off #but i probably wouldnt have gained the same skills and knowledge i did to adjust the way i did if things had gone differently #so i guess i'll just take life as it comes #oh yeah this was the aforementioned 'plan'

[ellie-the-character]

Everyone I have an important announcement, my friend Aiden is the tumblr sexyman The Onceler

#reblog this for Aiden to gain more power #shitpost??? kinda??? he really is the Onceler in our upcoming choir concert

[gaokoda-san]

It weird that people think Artist should be upload arts and nothing else

I just got unfollowed by 600 people which is weird that they think I can't shitposting and thighs pics.....but it is kinda funny XD

Then again I would just keep drawing like usual even if I don't gain any followers since....no one paying me to draw XD

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Twst in “ The wizard of oz” ( a shitpost)

Yuu as Dorothy ( obvious choice)

Grim as Todo

Ace (or Deuce) as The Scarecrow

Ortho as The Tin Man

Epel (or Jack) as The Cowardly Lion

Vil as Glinda (He would look pretty in her dress)

Azul as the Wicked Witch of the West

Jade and Floyd as The Flying Monkeys

Crowley (or Idia) as the Wizard himself

And the rest of the cast are the munchkins

( let me know what you think of the cast, and who would you choose to cast here)

I uh 💀 recall being forced to watch Wizard of Oz once as like a 7 year old, so my recollection of it is vague at best 💦 I did refer to its Wikipedia page to summarize the story and characters to me, so hopefully that’s enough to get an understanding of this prompt!

My interpretation would be:

Yuu as Dorothy and Grim as Toto! The obvious picks ✨

Expanding Team Dorothy and co. to create novel roles so each of the first years can have a part in the journey; I very much like the idea of the first year friend group!

If we’re sticking with just the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion… I’d choose Deuce for Scarecrow (since he is objectively the less intelligent between him and Ace). What Deuce would gain at the end wouldn’t be smarts, but rather the understanding and the acceptance that he’s stubborn and simple-minder, and that’s his strength. This would be similar to how Deuce unlocks his UM in book 5, by embracing his true self.

Jack would be my pick for Lion (since he is more beast-like). Additionally, Jack had to deal with finding the courage to stand up to the rest of his dorm, including the dorm leader, in book 2.

Vil as Glinda works, but I can also see Azul playing Glinda in a sleazier manner befitting the shadiness of a used car salesman. I just think that juxtaposition between how kind he looks and his real attitude would be hilarious (think of like Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2).

Back to the idea of Vil as Glinda though, he’d totally kill the look!! I think it would be funny if the ruby red slippers that bring Yuu home are the crimson Ténèbres brand mirror heels 👠👠 mentioned in Jade’s Dorm Uniform vignettes (a highly exclusive shoe that even Vil dreams of but finds it hard to get his hands on). RIP Yuu though, having to walk to the Emerald City in those…

Azul and the twins work as the Wicked Witch of the West and her Flying Monkey (Flying Fish?) henchmen. However, I can also see Malleus and Sebek + Silver in these roles since Malleus is TWST’s poster child for “villains”. He’d be mad that you killed his mother—/j

I can kind of see Idia as the Wizard since they’re both mysterious shut-ins, but I feel Crowley is more befitting since he’s the one constantly promising to find Yuu a way home. Crowley also works better since the Wizard kinda pep talks the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion about how they had the traits the most wished for all along. It seems like the kind of corny thing he would spout to try and convince his students to be friends. The enigmatic headmaster who loves shiny things and oversees a school that looks great from the outside but is constantly dealing with traumatic events on the inside… Doesn’t that kind of man fit the role of someone who lives in the shining Emerald City made of smoke and mirrors?

SHORT KINGS RIDDLE, LILIA, AND EPEL SHOULD BE MUNCHKINS… (Riddle and Epel would be mad about it, but Lilia would have fun with it and ask the others if they think he rocks the outfit.) This is only, of course, if Epel is not already a part of Team Dorothy and co. as a new character and/or if Lilia is not already serving as one of Malleus’s minions.

The Seven Dwarves and Cheka should be included among the Munchkins.

#twisted wonderland #twst #Malleus Draconia #Azul Ashengrotto #Wizard of Oz #twst AU #twisted wonderland AU #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #notes from the writing raven #question #Yuu #Grim #Dire Crowley #Idia Shroud #Jade Leech #Floyd Leech #Octavinelle #Ace Trappola #Deuce Spade #Epel Felmier #Jack Howl #Ortho Shroud #Sebek Zigvolt #Silver #Lilia Vanrouge #Ignihyde #Diasomnia #Vil Schoenheit #Riddle Rosehearts

[pianocat939]

YAN KING BOO DONNIE IS INVADING MY MIND!

Just imagine m/c replacing Luigi from Luigi’s mansion 3, only also replace all of the other characters (Mario, peach, toad) with m/c’a family and get rid of Egad.

The backstory is m/c has had encounters with Donnie before (in the other Luigi’s mansion games, but I don’t know anything about those games, so let’s just make their first meeting some accident or something-).

During the plot of the game, m/c would go about thinking that his whole goal is to trap them and their family all into the frames and- uh… do whatever the fuck Donnie wants to do I guess. But guess what, m/c’s wrong!

Turns out, somehow m/c struck a 1 in 1,000,000 chances of getting the fUCKING KING OF GHOSTS into going yandere over them. So just- change the Luigi’s mansion 3 plot to also be that m/c isn’t meant to be trapped in a frame and instead supposed to just be kidnapped or something.

This would heavily change the gameplay, especially without Egad. M/c has NO way of getting their family and friends out of the frames and m/c has no real way to beat the ghosts other than running or maybe finding their own way to defeat the ghosts. Either way, m/c is NOT going to win that final boss fight. They’re kinda screwed the moment Donnie goes yandere on them, considering he is the king of ghosts.

So boss fight comes around (if m/c even makes it that far), and m/c isn’t going to win this fight. Hey don’t have the vacuum Luigi uses in the cannon game, and they can’t run or use any other tactics against him. Best case scenario for m/c is they leave the moment the hotel is revealed to be a trap, but even then they will still be screwed because m/c can easily be found again.

Tl/dr: m/c shouldn’t trust random pink women… or go into random spooky mansions without weapons.

Tw: shitposting, implied trapping

"Teheh! You really are an idiotic one, aren't you? Going into the mansion, thinking nothing would go wrong~" The ghost king laughs, mocking you. His glowing violet eyes give you a sense of terror, in a way that makes your chest tighten up internally. What's worse was he wasn't even trying to be scary, just messing around.

"You- you bitch! Give me my babygirls back!" You hold up the bottle of cleaning spray towards him, screaming to hopefully gain some stability back into your mind. The spray bottle was your fucking life line, as it had saved you from the rest of the ghosts within the mansion. But to him? You don't know what it would do. Your only goal was to save your life, somehow find a way to get your bitches back, and escape like some fucking acrobat.

He only chuckled some more, doing a few slow flips in the air. "My, my, you think such a stupid little metal can defy me? I fear not. It seems your retribution is meaningless to I." He suddenly gets right into your face, just a few centimeters from bumping into each other.

"Sorry, but I've been looking for someone to be trapped with me. Forever and ever..."

(I'm sorry- I had to take the chance of shitposting)

- Celina

#rottmnt #tmnt #yandere #yandere rottmnt #yandere x reader #rottmnt x reader #yandere tmnt #tmnt x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #blurbs

[jadethest0ne]

I had a dream last night where an app was developed to translate movies/shows/media into other languages. Kinda like the youtube auto-generated subtitles, but for everything. And it allowed for both subtitles and dubs.

But where it really gained traction was with the user-input function. Users could create their own subtitles or dubs for a piece of media. And this was (mis)used for everything including language learning, media analysis, fandom discourse, fanfiction, and shitposting.

A very specific example I remember was a series of videos on the "Spanish Translation" of Trolls films, where someone made a list of the "8 Best Mountains in the Trolls Universe". The numbers and explanations would pop up as said mountains appeared in the trolls films/media in place of any actual translation. It was still in Spanish tho cuz the app checked for only for language, not content or quality of the subtitles

#my dreams are weird #dreams #dream #jadethest0ne

[welcome-to-grayspace]

Handful of Sunny headcanons (post true ending): - First and foremost, although they had a rough period after the truth was revealed, everyone stayed close anyway. They're all still friends. - Sunny is bisexual and you can't convince me otherwise - A lot of artists draw Sunny years into the future with a super light blue prosthetic eye and I think that's cool but prosthetic eyes literally come in so many different colors so I'd like to think he found one that's a really similar shade to his natural eye color. He probably walked around with an eyepatch for a while immediately following he and basil's fight though while the scars healed. (if he has a glass eye, he most likely has a bit of a lazy eye, although this depends on the type of implant used). - At some point, he picked up music again, but at his own pace and in his own style. - Sunny ends up channeling a lot of his creative energy from the worlds he would imagine into art, and becomes a full-time illustrator eventually. (based on his sketchbook) - Sunny is incredibly thin in the game, but I like to think that since he was clearly malnourished (based on a bunch of different interactions in the game), during recovery in the future when he begins to eat more regularly he gains a bit of weight and his body type changes as he gets older. - he spent an ungodly amount of hours on oblivion and relapsed into not leaving his house for a week when it came out. he tries not to talk about it (this is purely projection) (please help) - He's a big vocaloid fan - He and all his friends make a discord server someday in the future and they voice call twice a week. Sunny stays muted all the time and types instead (this is also projection), Basil stays unmuted but he doesn't talk a whole lot so you just hear background noise the whole time but it adds to the "sitting in your friend's living room" vibe so everyone's cool with it. Kel and Aubrey's constant energy basically carries the entire call and Hero just kinda chills and sends shitposts every once in a while. (Aubrey's friends are also in the server and occasionally pop in, and it instantly ramps up the chaotic energy by like 1000 every time, it's awesome)

#omori #omori game #omori sunny #omori basil #basil omori #aubrey omori #omori spoilers #hero omori #kel omori #sunny omori #omori omori #weight mention

[spacelazarwolf]

How do you feel about dril the twitter shitposter? I recently found out that back in 2016 he made tweet about how he wouldn't be buying anything from "the (((keebler elves)))"

He actually used the three parenthesis thing. He later said in a dm "You think this is parody. No I literally hate the keebler elves because they are jewish".

Then when he got criticized for it, he claimed "I can't delete the tweet because I have a virus. I don't actually like hitler or nazi stuff"

I have seen claims that he was satirizing the way that antisemites see anything they don't like as jewish or something, which I can kinda see. I mean, as far as I know there isn't anything inherently jewish about the keebler company. The founder, Godfrey Keebler, was actually a German born gentile I think. But... the "joke" (if it is indeed one) is still in extremely poor taste.

I'm asking you this as a gentile who has seen other jews complain about how everyone seems to have forgotten what dril did. But I have also seen post of jews saying that the outrage was uncalled for and that other jews are being too sensitive.

I want to be a good ally. Who do I listen to? Should I tell other gentiles who repost dril about what he did and tell them not to post him anymore? Like, what do I do?

i've never really been on twitter so i had no idea this was a thing but holy shit that's a whole ass nazi. there's always gonna be two jews three hundred opinions, and unfortunately there are also jews who are very invested in saying whatever they need to in order to gain approval from gentiles. if you wanna bring it up to people who repost his stuff, you can. some people will care, some won't. there's unfortunately not a lot people can do if the person already has a large audience.

#ask avishai

[growling]

Ok so. hear me out (waow i actually ended up posting it.. the rain code shitposts)

Based off of and inspired by a few of those utterly incomprehensible tiktoks I've heard about here completely against my will

Can't believe yaoi hecksmirk from bachelor investigator records: precipitation cipher is a narcissist... One of those headcanons (or just. canons. being fictionkin is so weird man) of mine that are very dear to me but if I saw literally almost anyone else (that doesn't have npd) also say that he is, I'd probably side eye the fuck out of them I won't even want to hear their reasoning I already know every single argument they'd make for it and I'm willing to bet at least 20 different people are gonna agree with them and also take up that opinion and spread it like some kinda nightmare reality ableism epidemic. I made up so many predictions about this hypothetical scenario it could fill in an entire bingo card. It already literally almost happened with somebody claiming yo'mi has sociopath traits but after I immediatelly pointed out how bonkers they sounded they actually apologized and deleted the post before it could gain any traction. Do you get what shitstorms could happen in the tag if jjst a single big rc blog reblogged it if my ass didn't get there fast enough. You should be grateful to me for stopping the spread.......... jk jk that was a joke i am not attempting to narc style manipulate u. heyheyhey do not start thinking about me in a new way now that you know i got npd im still ur funny rc guy right right im the silly from your dashboard right you still think im cool ri

#forgive me for the fucking. paragraph i love to ramble dfsghhytewwasgkjdcs will happen again<3 #mine #doodle tag #shitpost tag

[c3lestialmonarch]

LoS shitposting cause their concepts gotta go somewhere (death mention n stuff beware)

Copen - Jean-Pierre Colored Pencils XII, simply called Pierre. Born into a family of renowned artists, resurrected by Olly after dying in an elevator accident. He was granted with magic after swearing his loyalty, much like the others. Has a fear of heights, and despite this was tasked with guarding the red streamer at the top of Overlook Tower. He, much like is family, is a wonderful artist, and had spent hours on the drawings scattered along the tower levels. He dyes his hair frequently.

Rubber Band - Marilyn Ivory, not a fan of nicknames. Born into a family of doctors and lawyers, however, became an actor despite her family's disapproval. She was resurrected by Olly after falling through a trap door during a major play and dying due to it going much farther than the cast expected. Big Sho' Theater is where that play had taken place, however that wouldn't stop her career. She just made sure everything was safe for her new cast members... Despite everyone getting screwed over by Mario. Personally knows Flurrie from TTYD.

Hole Punch - Real name unknown, usually just goes by Puncher. Born into a poor family but was put up for adoption due to his parents being able to care for everyone. Was later adopted by a wealthy family. Their new father was a CEO, their mother stayed at home. She was put into ballet, but wanted to do something like breakdancing instead. They were resurrected by Olly after being hit by a car on their way to a ballet recital and being 45 minutes late.

Tape - Trevor Jones, hasn't been given a nickname yet. Grew up in Rogueport for most of his life, living a life of crime, then moved to Glitzville to become a Glitz Pit fighter. Got too close to Grubba's mystery and ended up with all of his energy drained. That was how he died, and then later was resurrected by Olly. He went back post-game, becoming the number one fighter since Mario wasn't there anymore.

Scissors - Sabrina (Last Name Unknown), only goes by Apprehension. Not much is known about them, only how they died. Of course, their death gained the attention of many, from how brutal it was. They had been murdered by an intruder in their own home, and was later resurrected by Olly. Served as a bodyguard unknowingly for Puncher's father about a year before they died. Much preferred the sword compared to modern weapons.

Stapler - Breed is a mix between German Shepherd and a Doberman. Was hit by a car and was put back together by Olly kinda like in a Frankenweenie way but instead of being sewn back together and electrocuted Olly brought it back by magic and replaced any non-functioning parts with mechanical ones. That's how it has the staples. Olly was devastated when he learned what Mario had done, especially since Stapler was Olly's childhood dog to begin with. He had to deal with his best friend leaving the mortal plane not once, but twice.

#origami king #paper mario #legion of stationery #paper mario the origami king #flurrie mention #i love lore

[championdaigo]

free space to say anything you want about steven im so interested in your thoughts

This ask has been sitting in my inbox for a while now because I've been unsure about how I want to go about attacking it (you've given me such a gift, anon)

But I think I'll use this as an opportunity to publicly share a long line of characterization thoughts I discussed one day in the steven stone appreciation discord server (compiled below the cut, it's going to be kinda messy)

Personally i like to see Steven as someone who has everything to lose. He’s smart, rich, educated, handsome, a skilled battler, and a regional darling. This is going to be controversial but I think he had a loving family and a fulfilling (albeit very sheltered) upbringing. He seems like the kind of guy who could very easily get anything he wanted. But i also see him as someone who’s aware of that and puts in genuine effort to see reality outside of his bubble.

I see him as someone who never really experienced personal tragedy growing up, and as someone who a few members of the general public could get frustrated with for “privilege-blindness”. Like he’s someone who was basically placed on a high rung at birth but still needed to climb upwards. Most people love him (rightfully so) but others are more than ready to have a reason to throw rocks at him. I think I take this approach mainly because I'm really fascinated by IRL celebrity culture from an outsider's perspective

But, in his core, he's a good guy with healthy morals who has much to learn about the world around him.

and now for some shitpost headcanons

beldum was a devon corp invention originally intended to be a smart can opener. it accidentally gained sentience and became the president's young son's best friend

steven's mother isn't dead or even absent. she just happened to be visiting kalos during the events of the hoenn games and had the shock of her life finding out about the weather crisis through buzznav's emergency alerts (steven had twenty-seven missed calls from mom during this time)

steven's perception of money is very much the "it's one banana what could it cost 10 dollars" meme. this is both a positive and a negative

steven has a relatively sharp sense of style except when it comes to casual wear (that summer outfit is divorcecore)

#pokemon #steven stone #ask #anon #characterization thoughts #feel free to disagree with me of course (many already do) #i'm a picky eater when it comes to tropes but i like characters coming in different fandom flavors #i assume this was in response to my nepo baby poll reflection? #i genuinely love having any excuse to discuss steven pokemon