Like onions.
You rumple, you're the mystery.
He looks so THOUGHTFUL at her words.
Like there's a spark of a chance.
"I could never give my heart-"
He hasnt had this much hope since he talked to that dickbag old man about taking the dark ones powers.
She knows what she said.
She knows the point she made.
She knows the meaning behind her words.
You've got some idea rolling around in their rumple, get it out of your head.
There's a spark of an idea there.
A test.
He can give her a test.
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Oh no! Shrek, Donkey and Puss in Boots are surrounded by the ultimate alliance of villains. But luckily Arthur as Branch, Steven Universe, The Collector and Arnold from Hey Arnold! arrive to save the day.
I got the idea from u/Otherwise-Ad980 who decided to remake one joke from Schaffrillas' Shrek the Third review. I also had to make my own take on it.
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Why Rumple is the best Villain in Shrek
Every time I stir up the question of who do you think is the most cunning Shrek Villain I always get an answer of the Fairy God Mother which to be fair, The Fairy God Mother is a very clever business woman that in the Shrek universe almost appears as a mob boss in a way with her tactics of inducing fear which maintains her reputation as a popular choice of business aside from Rumple that practically feels like an opposite to that.
Rumple is a very smart cunning little man that we are introduced from the beginning to be a possible threat to Shrek but not enough yet to be a plausible one. Eventually Rumple had found his opportunity and instead of giving into his bias about ogres like the Fairygod mother did he did something different, instead he did something much smarter, he played a role of a friend for Shrek until he was in a secure enough position to achieve his goal and betray him.
Rumple most of all didn’t have to do much to manipulate Shrek into giving his Birth day which shows to us the amount of competence Rumple has and this competence of being able to willingly get Shrek to give up his day of birth is exactly why he is the best Shrek Villain hands down.
Rumple had done something other villains only tried to do, every one of them tried to gain control through the means of the crown but never could because of Shrek, but when Rumple removed Shrek from existence he secured his own victory over taking over the throne of Far Far Away so much so that strangely enough the Fairy God Mother couldn’t do anything to stop Rumple. Showing just how much influence Rumple had after garnishing years onto his rulership.
I most admit however that his powers unlike the Fairy God Mother came from dependence on one signing said contract that some people may point out but despite this, let’s not forget that Rumple knew the threat and didn’t dare to even think to himself to throw away any chance at Shrek winning,
Fairy god mother in comparison had no clue about Shrek nor did she care to know about what he did to Farquad because she couldn’t care less and only saw an ogre standing in her way to reaching her goals, which if she hadn’t been so overconfident and biased about winning and depending on the fear she instilled in Harold and the love potion to work she might have succeeded.
The reason Charming isn’t on this is because he’s as minuscule of a threat as Lord Farquad, although containing lots of influence over other people the both of them haven’t managed to get crowned.
As for the question of Rumple being cooped up in his castle unlike the Fairy God Mother, Rumple would no doubt find a way to become even more of a threat magically, he just simply didn’t find a reason to do so before because he’s been in rulership for years that Shrek hadn’t been a problem to him until Shrek found out Rumple tricked him.
This also could mean that the Fairy God Mother might have just married Charming to a different Princess at this point because of how much Rumple had become a threat to which even she is wise enough to not bother with and I mean it makes sense considering Fiona never got her Prince Charming after Rumple ruled over Far Far Away which shows again how important it was for her to claim the throne over any personal attachments she claimed she had with Fiona and even this hinting because she has a lack of remorse for Fiona’s entrapment she might have very well been the person who cursed her.
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top 5 dreamworks villains
Death-Puss In Boots:The Last Wish. He's able to make Puss and the audience be scared of him and he's portrayed as a horror villain of some sort. His character design is amazing and Death's voice actor does an amazing job.
2.Lord Shen-Kung Fu Panda 2. Shen is an incredibly good foil to Po. One of the themes of KFP2 is that the past doesn't define you. Shen refused to let go of the past,he did horrible things and is a fascinating character.
3. Fairy Godmother-Shrek 2. If you've seen the movie,you know why.
4. Grimmel-How To Train Your Dragon 3. It's not a perfect movie but it's a good pretty good villain in the form of Grimmel.
5. Rumpelstiltskin-Shrek forever after. He's not the best villain but he's decent.
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