#shut up chelle

[chelledoggo]

me after traumadumping:

#shut up chelle #shitpost #smiling friends

[thatsonehellofahabit]

haha what no i didn’t just finish portal 2 a few days ago what do you mean..

#as someone who is also certifiably dim wheatley is my g no questions asked #he is so fun and expressive to draw merchant does such a good job with his voice #I also do just have like five full ominously out of context headshots of stephen merchant in my camera roll now #I KNOW I CAME LATE TO THE PARTY SHUT SHUT UP IM HERE NOW #he’s such a silly pathetic goof #portal #portal 2 #wheatly portal 2 #chell portal #portal fanart #fanart #wheatley #thatsonehellofanart

[helljunker]

another prompt for portaltober :3 chell!!

#always on that portals edge innit #its cause u always on that damn portal!!! #okay ill shut up now #my art #sketchbook #portal #portal 2 #chell #portaltober #chelltastic portaltober

[npdvamp]

guys what if i was a Large Entity and you were a Much Smaller Entity and you were Inside Me. and then we kissed.

#glados #chell portal #portal 2 #murderbot #asshole research transport #art murderbot #moe shut up challenge #i just really like robots and human robots and robots that are human in some way #and also humans that aren’t human #and robots that want to kill everyone #and also women. i like women

[linusbenjamin]

spot the difference challenge (impossible)

#glados being sarcastic and never shuts up like root x chell never speaks like shaw lol #both tried to kill each other #in the end one died... #person of interest #portal #txt

[thesoupisburning]

caroline is glados. caroline is glados's mother. caroline is glados, but in the way that gerard way is my chemical romance. glados deleted caroline. caroline was not deleted. caroline and glados go out for robot coffee every fifth tuesday and on the fridays in between. glados and caroline are mortal enemies. caroline is in the walls. caroline is in the turrets. caroline's body is in glados's mainframe. glados was always in caroline. caroline will never leave glados. caroline is glados's humanity and love wrapped up in one little program. caroline is glados's slipping sanity and sadism. glados worships caroline as a god. glados imprisoned and repressed caroline to the deepest pits of digital hell. caroline and glados are each others only friends. when she was being built, caroline spoke to glados every night. caroline wishes she were dead. caroline wants nothing to do with glados. glados wants nothing to do with caroline. glados has tested at her behest for years. caroline is in love with chell. glados is in love with chell.

#portal #portal 2 #glados #caroline #chell #listen sorry for the massive tags #wrote this while insane and tired one night #figured it might do well on the tumblr #im so good at this #<3 #soup shut up challenge

[scottapez]

chell and glados being representative of the conflicting feelings us humans have for intelligent artificial life and technology in general.... and their heavily romantic-coded dynamic also being indicative of our natural love for humanizing un-human things (the companion cube is also abt this. but in a much more 'humans desperately want to socialize so much so that they will humanize inanimate objects when in crushingly lonely environments way) portal is all about the dynamics of humanity, technology, and nature and how power shifts in anothers favor depending on the situation.

#t.alk #like i dont like chelldos in a 'theyre dating 100% confirmed and a couple' way #its more like a 'they complete eachother and are naturally drawn to the other (out of both malice love and righteous stubborn tenacity) #like. chell DESERVES to leave aperture and live a normal life. its not like she likes glados. but she does love her. but she hates her. #I AM. NORMAL. abt this. #GLADOS DESERVES A BREAK TOO TBH like its not like she was completely innocent but she sure as hell has had to put up with a lot of bullshit #too. #mostly the 'violating her right to free will for the sake of sticking cores on her to make her shut up' kinda way #literally. portal is about people being hurt and being hurt by eachother and hating them but loving them but wanting them gone. aaaahhhhh

[chelseasdagger]

nobody was gonna tell there’s DRAGONS in poland????

#i knew about the castles but JESUS #chelle just sent me photos of a god damn dragon like HELLO?! #i wanna go so bad :( #shut up chelsea

[dead-byte]

I’ve been on a bit of a Portal kick lately, and playing through Portal 2 again, there’s one particular aspect of the story I can’t stop thinking about, and that I haven’t seen anyone talk about.

Wheatley.

He was literally built to be moronic, and conjure ideas that should not work at all.

But when you consider Wheatley’s actions throughout the plot… he’s actually pretty smart if you think about it.

Like, yeah, he’s bumbling and sometimes can’t figure out seemingly basic concepts, but in other respects, Wheatley is frighteningly capable, even before he betrays the player.

He’s the one who comes up with the plan to shut down the turret production line and the neurotoxin generator. While obviously Chell does most of the legwork to achieve that, GLaDOS was caught completely off-guard and defenseless. To say nothing of how he managed to navigate the facility far enough to interrupt you in the middle of a test to help you escape.

And that’s to say nothing of how after he betrays you, and expresses his intent to kill you, he tricks you into thinking that he’s going to do it later down the line, before suddenly springing a trap on you that even GLaDOS compliments.

And then the boss fight. Wheatley not only thought to re-watch the old recordings of when Chell defeated GLaDOS, but even used that to prepare himself to avoid meeting the same fate. And even after you beat him, he booby-traps the stalemate button, and if completely crazy idea of portaling all the way to the moon hadn’t worked, Wheatley would have won ( albeit, he would have destroyed the facility too, but still ).

Like, on the last two points, I sort of initially thought Wheatley being smarter was due to the influence of GLaDOS’s body. But when I think about it, he totally displays a penchant for schemes and even outsmarting GLaDOS even before then - and I can’t help but wonder what that means for the little robot who was literally built to be as stupid as possible. GLaDOS literally describes him as an “idiot made to come up with stupid unworkable plans”, but… most of his plans throughout the game actually DO work, give or take.

#portal #GLaDOS #Wheatley #Chell #aperture science #valve #portal 2 #video games #portal companion collection #potatos

[xebecdav]

Day 7 (Role Switch) of Chelltastic's Portal Drawtober was the perfect motivation to finally make a more serious drawing for the role-swap AU (that’s probably been done before lmao) that I've been doodling and thinking about for some time. (More ramblings abt the AU under the cut)

Basically the swaps go as folllows, with Blue being original Portal 2 character and who's role they're in in the AU in orange:

Chell -> Caroline

Wheatley -> Cave

Caroline -> Chell

Cave -> Wheatley

To summarize, Wheatley (shut up we all know who i made his human deisgn look like okay) was Aperture's CEO with Chell as his assistant, and Chell would eventually be the one uploaded into GLaDOS. Caroline is a test subject at Aperture and Cave is a personality core who was made to have ideas that were dangerous and unethical.

#xeb post #xeb art #portal 2 #caroline portal #glados #wheatley #chell portal #portal drawtober 2023 #wah heres my drawtober piece for week one ^^ #cave johnson

[chelledoggo]

i'm out here with the spicy takes

#shut up chelle #meme #vent #tiktok

[fifiophobia]

The virgin Ted from I have no mouth and I must scream 🥱

Sexist womanizer

Doesn’t rizz up his nemesis

Lowkey an incel

Doesn’t shut up even when he should

Turns into a slug at the end like a wimp

The ✨ Chad ✨ Chell from the Portal franchise 🤩

Will beat you regardless of background out of self defense

Rizzed her nemesis causing major angst with them

Strong, toned independent woman

Never talks because she knows it’ll just fuel their nemesis’s joy

Is free at the end

#but in all seriousness I like both of these characters #I’m just being goofy #chell #portal #portal 2 #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #ted #ted ihnmaims #shitpost #chelldos #glados

[ariariari-freehounreal]

I was thinking about the mars rover then I remembered space cores lines where he’s talking about how space is too big and scary boring and he wants to go back home. So I made art based on that

GLaDOS conducts a second retrieval mission for Space Core after Wheatley tells her and Chell that he wasn’t actually happier up there. He’s shut down by the time they find him but GLaDOS is able to repair him and makes a planetarium for him. She likes the cores a little more and actually enjoys his company. At least he’s mindlessly rambling about science instead of tea and the queen.

He’s very relieved to be home and synthetically cries about it

#portal #portal 2 #glados #space core #space #GLaDOS and her kids #she’s got pbody #and atlas #and her birds #and now space core #love it #I’m a survivor by Reba starts playing #this is uncharacteristically kind of her #but like it’s reluctant kindness and she justifies it with the fact that studying and enjoying space is his purpose and #even she’s not cruel enough to deny him that #unlike Chell #what an evil woman #despicable #/j

[theratshaveinvaded]

Random doodles are fun.

Also the comic strip with Glados popping off Wheatley’s head, DO NOT WORRY HE IS NOT HURT! His android head is easily detachable! However Glados didn’t know that at the time and she was actually just trying to rip his head off in the hopes he would shut up (He did stop talking, unfortunately he just started screaming instead).

Potential Chell design below???

#NOT WHEATDOS #This isn’t enemies to lovers #They just hate each other #Also I have many art styles #One being bug eyed cartoon characters #Ok I will return with more dumb doodles in the future #Bye now :) #Portal 2 #wheatley #android glados #glados #android wheatley #portal turret #Chell #space core #rick the adventure core #Nerd core?? #I forgot what it’s called…

[gongustheawsome01]

(in case you can't read the text)

Chell: Wheatley I say this from the heart but please shut the hell up..

Wheatley: Uh.. That looks more like your boob luv.

#portal #portal 2 #portal chell #portal 2 chell #chell #portal wheatley #portal 2 wheatley #wheatley

[apocalypsemotionstudio]

| Portal: Remember Me is coming very SOON on Wattpad! CHECK OUT THE COVER! :D

+ Synopsis:

• After the catastrophic events of Portal 1 and knowing the truth behind GLaDOS's back, the USA gøvernment determines to definitely shut down the gigantic machine and end her life forever. When Chell hears about this, she takes the opportunity to come back to the labs of Aperture Science and try her best to save GLaDOS and prevent her from being shut down/killed for years. Chell knows the real truth and is available to show everybody that Caroline's mind controls the robotic character. Caroline is the real truth behind this misunderstanding and Chell won't let anyone to take GLaDOS away from her, her own existence and the existence itself of this World.

Will Chell save GLaDOS just in time or will she get there too late to save her? The answer is up to you when this book gets available for the public ONLY on Wattpad!

#portal 2 glados #portal 2 chell #portal #portal 2 #glados #chell portal #chell #portal 2 fanart #wheatley #wattpad #digital art #cover art #book cover #fanfic #original story