#simply a twisted reality

[disasterinbound]

reading the sick and twisted world view of hourlyhanamura's anon.. and honestly im thinking of some dark thoughts... a very insane perspective that would make people go mad lmao

cat coffeeshop (is it considered a cat cafe), run by yu and his husband yosuke.. with their two cats... of course the place is semi-popular, mostly because of the cats and the food, but then they get like this kid who makes like really good coffee (apparently he worked in a coffeeshop before?? wild) then it really blows up... only a sick and twisted mind such as mine could come up with this..

yosuke is surprisingly the one to bring the cats into yu's coffeeshop. theyre named after his and yu's second tier persona... what an insane move...

the cats love them both. idk why it just seems very evil to me. more often than not they try to snuggle to yu and yosuke on the bed. They get a bigger bed in response. maybe susano-o is super fluffy, while okami (izanagi-no-okami in full) is like a sleek cat.

they hang out a lot in the coffeeshop in a very nice basket or alcove or little area made specially for them furnished with cat furniture and stuff they like and cat things to do. they come out a lot for pets and to absolutely soak up in people's attention. yosuke thinks its going to their little heads already. yu disagrees, because their heads are totally too small for praise to get to them

after yu closes up, he kisses okami and susano-o on the head but soon enough a few days later he sees yosuke fidgeting around and looking kinda flushed/embarrassed after he finishes kissing the cats on their lil heads. so he goes "what's wrong" and yosuke flushes even more before saying "wheres my kiss, partner?" all pouty and then yu laughs a lil bc it's cute seeing yosuke get a tiny bit jealous over the cats.

After that he makes sure to kiss yosuke multiple times (read: first) before the cats :3

#persona 4 #yosuke hanamura #souyo #yu narukami #my dark world view has no bounds... #simply a twisted reality #yosuke is orange cat coded #m so tired but i had to pull this out my brain when i saw anon's sick and freaky perspective #follow hourlyhanamura on twitter and i think on here is captainressentiment for more bangers #i really like the memes she puts out bless #hope yall arent driven insane by this glimpse of the dark machinations of my brain #anon was so sick for saying this #fr tho i hope you guys are able to read whatever illegible mess this is #the amnt of times my mind did not english is astounding

[romansmartini]

i think some people (especially on this web site) interpret succession the same way that people would interpret, like. glee. or bbc sherlock. or any media in the past decade-ish before queer characters and couples were more common in media. in the way that essentially boils down to “popular entertainment is so heteronormative, i need to hunt for clues that show the creators know gay people Exist beyond homophobic stereotypes” because that validates the queer person watching and any potential queer readings of the characters. and that period of time is still SO fresh, and queer representation in media is still not what it could or should be. 

but it’s just interesting and i think kind of unfruitful when people interpret the scenes of this show as clues or proof that greg is gay irl or something.

not only is that just patently Not The Point Of The Show, it’s also like. we don’t need to see a scene where greg comes out as gay. his dad who abandoned him was gay. logan calls every one of his family members a faggot if they do something he just slightly doesn’t like. tom asked greg the first day they met if greg would kiss him as a power play or plea for affection or a sign of his latent sexuality. etc etc etc. and all of these connect inextricably to the show’s actual themes and message. what exists in the show already is so much more meaningful and complex than any cumulative “proof” could be, and i think interpreting it as such undervalues the show’s thoughtful writing. 

#just seen some posts that got me thinking 🤔 #succession #don't get it twisted. i am still delusional and i want those guys to fuck and believe in my heart they will #i just think that we can and should interpret queer messaging in shows differently than we did 10 years ago #and having greg say 'im gay uncle logan' is just simply. unnecessary #the queer community does not necessarily get a win if that happens. hopefully the win is viewers analyzing the reality of homophobia #in rich/white/intergenerational places #and most importantly. the win is looking at those guys and thinking. yeah they are fucking silly style

[chibishortdeath]

Some things, Simon’s Quest again d(^^ ). I drew him a lot the past year god damn. I am never gonna run out of images of this guy, he’s like half my whole camera roll. Also those first three images are still like some of my favorite drawings ever, the vibes fr fr, they still hold up. I need to redraw and make a color version of the main one someday hmmm. And yeah there’s some silly doodles too lol, awkwardly cropped cause Instagram in some of them but eh.

#castlevania #castlevania games #simon belmont #art post #my art #simon’s quest #Simon is pulling some mad all nighters rn #he’s gonna be awake for a whole week straight got damn #also I love how surreal this game is #someone on like idk Reddit or something I don’t remember #very nicely described the experience as like #a bizarre anti game #and like playing a nightmare #and that’s so badass!!!!!!! #Simon’s Quest is really like #I made like a fucked up version of Castlevania haha #just a glimpse into my dark reality #a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao #and i appreciate that #I swear I have more art that’s not just Simon again #hahaha I promise there’s more we’re almost there

[ferretwhomst]

what is the plot of the partners in crime AU?

hi anon. thank you. THANK YOU for this ask. okay so um

basically it's an au in which, following della's disappearance, a few things happen. Differently from canon

putting everything under the cut because it's A Lot lmfao. enjoy

the fallout is much, much worse. scrooge and donald both really lose their temper and tear into each other, and donald essentially disowns himself entirely from the mcduck clan. think stan saying "as far as i'm concerned, [the kids]'re the only family i have left." at the end of a tale of two stans. (or not, if you haven't watched gravity falls, but YOU GET THE POINT.

scrooge burns through his money bin a lot quicker in the search for della. he's desperate not only to see her again, but also as much as he hates to admit it, he fucking misses donald- but after the mess he made, neither of them are willing to admit that, much less reach out to each other again. their egos are too big for their own good. he needs a mediator to even begin to salvage whatever's left of his relationship with his nephew.

but of course the buzzards stop him eventually. he's forced to accept that della, wherever she is, is either dead or never coming back. and that's when he snaps: he invests so much time, effort, and money into this so-called family of his and this is what becomes of it? he's had ENOUGH (this is a lie, he loves his family deeply and misses them like anything. this is just the point where he starts denying it, suppressing it even "for his own good").

speaking of the buzzards i imagine fowl probably kills off duckworth within that timespan as well to further isolate scrooge, which only fucks with him more. only instead of just isolating him and turning him depressed it kind of backfires. i mean. it definitely does both of those things but he's also incredibly Angry. he's sick and tired of losing people

and what does he do with this feeling of rage? he decides to embrace a life of villainy. he doesn't have to set an example for anyone anymore, and public opinion matters little to him anyways. it's time to put his own spin on things. and as always, he's going to do it all on his own. he's scrooge mcduck, after all, he can do whatever he wants if he works hard enough at it. so he sets to hatching his very first evil plan...and soon discovers he is. absolutely No Fucking Good at hatching evil plans! he's never done this before. he doesn't know head or tail of where to begin. it's almost embarrassing for him, which is silly, after all he isn't even sharing these ideas with anyone...

...until he is! he eventually cracks and approaches his rival, flintheart glomgold. he knows nobody else who's been villain-ing for as long as he has, nobody else who pours so much care into their evil schemes as him (magica does NOT COUNT!!!!!!!1). he reckons he could pick up a thing or two from ol' flinty before getting back to his whole... working alone thing. and of course, glomgold agrees, because who would he be to pass up an opportunity to FINALLY be better at something than scrooge is?

their relationship is rocky at best. they argue a lot! unsurprisingly! glomgold takes every opportunity to rub it in that he's in a position of power here, and scrooge is just... so eager to be done with this all and go back to scheming on his own. but soon he finds out just how much there is to learn. you have to establish a whole new public personality when you reinvent yourself as a villain, it turns out. your own special scheming style! your own obnoxious catchphrase! there's so much he doesn't know. he can't find it in him to leave just yet, because he'll always be haunted by that extra information he never bothered to learn.

that and he doesn't want to admit that they both do grow on each other after awhile. it's a weird sort of rivals to found family situation (not "found family" as in "traditional family structure", not at all, more like a "they're the closest thing they have to family at this point" lollll) if that makes sense??? which, of course, is ironic considering how scrooge swore off the idea of family earlier on... but surely it doesn't count if it's glomgold, he's only here to learn from him, after all. the fact that they proceeded to spiral into dysfunctional codependency doesn't mean anything. Surely. SURELY.

anyway yeah this au seems very serious and angsty and. on one hand YES. IT KIND OF IS. scrooge is going through the HORRORS because let's face it, every au i make has to make the sad tortured old men Even More sad and tortured. but it's also just a nice little excuse for me to put scrooge and glomgold into Situations together and be a little lame and edgy about it. take for example this scenario which i've been thinking about for at least a week but never got to draw because i've been busy with exams

they're very silly actually <3 anyway HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS RANT!!! thank you again for sending me an ask it means the world to me. i have been waiting for an excuse to scream about this au for so long i'm glad people are interested EHEHH

#me properly presenting you guys with this au like #wrote like a dark fucked up version of scrooge mcduck haha. #just a glimpse into my dark reality #a full stare into my twisted perspective would cause most to simply go insane lmao #asks #ferret rambles #dt17 #ducktales au #partners in crime au #scrooge mcduck #flintheart glomgold #charlie don't look

[zorosdimples]

childe loves grotesque acts of devotion—atrocities in the name of love

#what he attributes to ur devotion is not informed by reality. or perhaps he simply twists ur actions to fit his grand scheme #this fic is going to be soooo fucked. i was thinking about if as i fell asleep last night #tw yandere #cw yandere

[nyaskitten]

Fun (but fucked up) fact: When Lloyd reaches out to the Overlord-possessed Garmadon and yells out "Father!", a fucked up, Overlord-ified version of the Garmadon family theme plays :)

#hi. im not mentally sane for this family btw in case you could not tell #SHRUG #WHOOPSIE DAISY #ninjago #raine's rambles #Composed like a dark fucked up version of the Garmafam theme from Ninjago haha. #Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted persepctive would make most simply go insane lmao #/c #btw I really wish the villains in crystalized got overlord-ified themes that were played with the same instruments as the fucked up #garmafam theme #SIGH

[corovusin]

What if Grem was like evil or something haha (Evil fucked up version of @thestupidbutterfly‘s Grem)

#art #digital art #fan art #Just a glimpse into my dark reality #A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

[necbromancr]

#g #gore #soft gore #art #digital art #artist #doodle #south park #south park fanart #sp fandom #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #he got 2 silly :P #drew like dark a fucked up version of kyle broflovski from south park haha. #just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

[bearsnessecity]

whiteboard

#Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao #zoxolotl shitpost #half life #yiik

[crushedparagon]

Bear

#paper mario #made like a dark fucked up version of twink. just a glimpse into my dark reality. #a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

[strixop]

this would actually be like the perfect copypasta

#heh.. i listened to this whole entire playlist haha. just a glimpse into my dark reality. #a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao ⛓️💔

[purp-dumpster]

Tails but fucked up and evil and gay

#miles prower #sonic the hedgehog #sth #fanart #traditional art #bad #drew like a dark #fucked up version of tails the fox haha #just a glimpse into my dark reality #a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane #lmao

[alexa-crowe]

SHANE’S A REYLO JAKJSKDNXLSHSJDHDK ABSOLUTE WIN

#ppl get so up in arms over reylo it’s cazy #like i promise you #his terribleness is precisely why it’s intriguing #we can toy with them and twist them around in all sorts of ways that we’d never dream if doing irl #like honestly the appeal is that he’s a terrible person #and the question of does it make rey a bad person to sympathize & care about him is also intriguing #i’m operating in a different box #ppl are always like “let’s separate fiction and reality” but when there’s ACTUAL enemies to lovers #y’all get SO upset like simply move on #enemies to lovers gets misused a lot #enemies to lovers is like they’re literally trying to kill or injure each other #what most people mean is rivals to lovers #anyways im tired of it always being an issue #tros came out in 2019 it’s time to let us ship in peace #watcher

[shewassharpasthenameofneedles]

Guilty gear evil mirror dimension where venom is french and fights with petanque equipment instead of billiards

#Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao /ref #guilty gear #gg venom

[outlying-hyppocrate]

unwell about things,,,,,,, have not slept,,,,,,,, i can taste the numbers now

#random thoughts #taste.......... that reminds me. plazma. i still want to try plazma #plazma look lovely........... fucking......... biscuits or cookies or whatever you call them. fucking delicious #12 12 12. very 12. so 12. what a concept it is! #infirmum sum infirmum sum but it is an illness of mens once again! lacking proper diagnosis or simply sleep-deprived. oh crispin #you quote konstrakta now?? illustrate the concept of “mens infirma in corpore sano” in your own terms. oh certainly not. ridicule me please #well......... you've fallen? but where to? where to my love? who is your love? myself #carve cavities scoop out my own viscera like pomegranate. we are still we are still we breathe flowers and disease #viscera. viscera viscera viscera. viscera <12 #a word! a word. becomes your new favorite #stand here to listen listen to the ramblings of an idiot. he believes his words will weave well into music #hyvä suomi! your country loves you once again where your own mother does not #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the words they hold me together. twist them as i were to wring out my own organs. soft shoulders #my skin feels strange on me sometimes. it feels rather like my brother's skin than my own but so so pale now #when was it last have i seen the sun? burn holes into seemingly poetic eyes get a grip on reality! #here we break character and watch as the fool begins to slap himself repeatedly in the face. why? because he likes it of course. masochist #i'd like the title branded into this skin sewn together of my dearly beloved family. yes please

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

Gus only ever told the fables and fairytales and classics in their uncensored/Brother’s Grimm-esque states; mostly because those are the ones he knew best (his own mother certainly wasn’t telling him any such fluffed nonsense), but also because he doesn’t believe in sugar coating stories for consumption. If his audience is old enough, and he deems it appropriate, he will tell them as he remembers hearing them. And then they talk about it - such as story telling sessions are wont to go. 

#Gus the Theatre Cat #my headcanons #i feel like he would have been very anti disney-fication tbh #the cricket dies - what? - the cricket dies dear #smashed him right flat - WHAT #not to worry he comes back as a ghost and haunts him #fairy tales have gone through doozies of rewrites and variations and revamps over and over and over again #in reality there's no such thing as an 'original' fairy tale #they lie very firmly in the tradition of orality - changing from person to person #but gus had always grown up hearing them...more gruesome than they became #such as it was in the 1800s #and like don't get it twisted he knows better than to be telling certain things to certain kittens #if he deems it too inappropriate for them he simply just does not tell it #he doesn't want to *traumatize* them #but getting the blood pumping and the pulse racing with just a tinge of fear is his job #he has gotten more than one 'dad!' 'what??' in his lifetime