#slutty father’s

[tattoorue]

#ugly ass shoes #hello 70’s #say what #unknown siblings #slutty father’s #funny #funny post #lol #life #funny meme #funny memes #lmao #too funny

[sphor-art]

ok yall im tentatively back

#hermitcraft #zedaph #absolutely not gonna watch every pov but ima sneak in a few episodes here and there #EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THIS IS SLUTTY I DON'T MEAN IT TO BEEEEEEEE #FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR DRAWING HIM WITH A GAY LITTLE HIP THING #😭 #EDIT 2 : HE HAS HANDCUFFS BECAUSE OF THE INVENTORY THING GUYS PLEASE #YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME im never posfing again #stage 5 acceptance

[laidback-thrills]

CULT AU! Jack Kennedy

Here's an outfit refresh for him!

#my stuff #dsaf #jack kennedy #dsaf cult au #father kennedy #can ALSO GET IT #His slutty asf corset #hate him

[your-local-hyperfixater]

putting basim in his whore outfit the second i unlocked it leads to the reactions of his old friends to be so unintentionally funny

#you... your clothes... 🤨🤨😟🫣 #father points out his whorish sons slutty little outfit #i have one for nehal but thats its own post #ac #ac mirage #assassin's creed #basim #basim ibn is’haq #basim ibn ishaq #dervis #ac mirage spoilers #assassins creed mirage spoilers #assassin's creed mirage spoilers #ac spoilers #mirage spoilers

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

the only way i can get myself to practice drawing nowadays is with rick and morty fanart. which is all well and good but sometimes people ask what you've been working on and wanna see and it's like dad ik you're cool and all but im not showing you my wips of rick sanchez with titties wearing slutty outfits

#most would think im a freak but my father considers me an artist #because he doesn't know what i draw #lol #gotta get some less slutty wips #rick and morty #rick sanchez

[squirrelthing85]

Everyone knows that a core facet of hawkeye is that he is always ready to make out sloppy with any of his friends at anytime and thus hawkeye/anyone I will find reasonable and justifiable. What no one is talking about is that klinger/anyone is also just as justifiable. Idk how controversial yet brave this is but I think it’s so important. Everyone is in love with him and so am I and I think it’s all reasonable and true and we should talk about it more

#like klinger and Henry were having an affair the whole time #klinger and trapper bc that one lingerie comment #klinger and marge why not #and of course klinger and Charles #and klinger and father is my favorite controversial yet brave pairing #you name it I’ll be yea. sure. checks out. #bc he is so beautiful #I understand jt #everyone wants him #but somehow he is not slutty like hawkeye!! #idk how to describe it. he is so special to me #mash #mashposting #maxwell klinger #🍖

[whatyadrawin]

I have.... A NEW HYPERFIXATION!!!!!!!!!

After watching House of Wax... for the fourth time... I just am obsessed with that evil twins smirk.

#house of wax 2005 #bo sinclair #slasher community #slasher thirst #slashers #vincent sinclair #horror art #fanart #house of wax #forgib me father for i have thirsted #hyperfixation #he has a SLUTTY PERSONALITY I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS NO MORE

[hikeyzz]

age gap kink go brrrr

#sry i'm gross #i want a grandpa that goons to me and simps over me and is obsessed with my hot young body #that starts touching me but gives me money to be quiet about it #except he just gets more and more bold and buys me outfits to wear when we hang out #and all of a sudden instead of my grandpa taking me to go see the new teen comedy movie or something #we're going out on 'dates' where i'm dressed slutty and he keeps his hand on my ass the whole night and at the end of the night #forces me to suck him off and stuffs more money down my shirt before he leaves me on my dad's front step #when i finally tell dad about what grandpa's been doing they're appalled and call grandpa immediately to come over #dad and grandpa agree i need to be reminded of my place and what will happen if i ever make those horrible accusations of either of them #they both rape me and beat me until i am a sobbing broken dripping mess apologizing over and over again #dad decides the lesson isn't over and tells grandpa to take me home for the weekend and invite over all his old navy buddies #hikey #father figure <3

[a-dope-fiend]

they are the same genre of guy

#bisexual european slutty absent fathers #metalocalypse #tf2 #spy #skwisgaar skwigelf

[blackberries45]

Just out here asking...for...my tiny slut self...

Anyone written a Father Paul and the blood is like sex pollen?

Because...I'd like to read it pls 👀

#father paul #midnight mass #father paul hill #hamish linklater #tiny slutty thots #about meow meows #sex pollen

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

Getting my notes for the Tyrells in my fic down on paper (or google doc, whatever) since they show up en masse during this chapter, & I am struggling to figure out what exactly Ser Garth (the knight of thorns) & Amalthea (the oldest child/only daughter of the Thorn Hall branch) look like. The problem is I know exactly what the brothers look like (they look like their mommy), & if I can just get pleased with a Ser Garth or Amalthea I feel like the other one will fall into place

In the meantime/while I work, enjoy the Tyrell Bros. & Lady Danielle, bc I am pleased with them

#personal #fic: sins of the father #the brothers are in birth order #so the middle one is ella's slutty slutty betrothed

[ladytanithia]

Writing WIP Wednesday

I'm pathetic and lazy and don't remember who all I was tagged by, and I don't feel like looking, so I'm just going to thank whoever tagged me (you know who you are), and tag all my friends: @dirty-bosmer @gwilin-stay-winnin @mareenavee @skyrim-forever @thana-topsy @thechaosdragoness @thequeenofthewinter

This is nothing fancy, just a longish scene from the next chapter of Best-Laid Plans (@mareenavee, you're not the only one with no chill), in which Erik and Miranja pass back through Rorikstead to stay a night at the Frostfruit. Erik's father notices a change in Erik after just a week of adventuring. I just get the idea that Mralki's a better dad than he lets on. ;-) I debated between this scene and the scene with Sondas (my love - ok, one of them) at Darkwater Crossing.

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“When I left home, I was practically a child,” he declared as they walked. “Father will hardly know me when I go back, and I’ve only been away a week. Thanks to you, Miss Miranja, I’ve become a man in more ways than one.”

Miranja smiled and blushed with embarrassment, but also felt rather flattered.

“Maybe this is a childish idea,” Erik continued, “but it would make me feel really good if we could make love under my father’s roof. It would be like the icing on the cake. Even if he didn’t know about it, I would know, and I’d feel like I’m finally on the same level with him.”

“What if he did know?” Miranja asked. “Do you think he’d be upset? Would he call me a harlot and throw me out?”

Erik looked surprised and bemused when she glanced over at him. “I-I don’t know,” he admitted. “I wouldn’t think so, though. We may be small town people, he and I, but we’re pretty open-minded. He might worry that you’ll break my heart, but he wouldn’t disrespect you.”

“Hell, Erik, I worry that I’ll break your heart. I don’t know if it’s different for men than it is for women, but I fell pretty hard for the first boy I went all the way with. I’m not the marrying kind, though, and I hope you’re not thinking along those lines yet.”

“No, ma’am,” Erik replied. Miranja worried that she’d been too harsh and looked over at him. He looked back at her with a serious expression, but didn’t seem to be hurt. She nodded once, then turned her eyes back to the road ahead of her.

“You don’t think it would be disrespecting your father?”

“Well, think of it this way, Miss Miranja. Lots of travelers come through there. Some are couples. Some must surely have relations in the beds at our inn. How much difference would it make if I was half of one of those traveling couples?”

“It could make a big difference to your father,” Miranja speculated.

“He has to expect me to be a man in every sense of the word sooner or later.”

“But what if he expects you to wait until you have your own house and a wife?”

“What if he does? This is the Fourth Era. Times are changing. I’ve even heard of men having relationships with men, and women having relationships with women. Not that that bothers me…” he interjected, an apologetic tone in his voice, “I just mean that people should be able to do what makes them happy, if it’s not hurting anyone.”

“Now you’re speaking my language,” Miranja smiled. “I agree wholeheartedly. It’s what my parents have always told me. Okay, my dear, we will make love at the Frostfruit Inn tonight.”

Erik’s father was pleased and surprised to see them back, and Erik told him they were only spending the night because he had to accompany Miranja back to Whiterun to put away the stuff she was collecting.

“I’ve always wanted to see Whiterun,” Erik told his father. “All my life we’ve lived just at the opposite end of the hold, yet I’ve never been there.”

Mralki couldn’t help but smile. “I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself, son. And you seem to be no worse for the wear. In fact, you seem a little different already.”

“I’ve killed two Forsworn Briar-Hearts and a hagraven,” Erik told his father proudly.

Mralki’s eyes widened for a moment, then he shook his head and smiled. “Then I guess I didn’t have so much to worry about after all.”

“Granted, I couldn’t have done it without Miss Miranja, but we made a good team, and I’m learning a lot and getting stronger already.”

Mralki turned to Miranja. “Thank you, Miranja, for taking good care of my son. I trust you will teach him well.”

“Anything I can’t teach him, I have friends who can. Don’t worry, Mralki. He’s in good hands. And who taught him to use a bow? He’s pretty good.”

Mralki smiled and blushed a little. “I did. I was in the Legion once. Archery is useful for hunting as well as battle. I still hunt occasionally, and I taught Erik when he was young. He does more hunting than I do these days.”

When Mralki asked if Erik would be staying in his old room for the night, Erik fumbled before agreeing that he would. His red face would have given him away if his hesitation hadn’t. Miranja held her breath as they awaited Mralki’s response. Mralki looked from his son’s embarrassed face to Miranja’s steady but cautious gaze, reading the signs.

“Have you already, or…?”

“Yes, sir, we have already,” Miranja stated quietly and matter-of-factly. Now Mralki hesitated, but Miranja spoke again. “Call it a friendly agreement. It’s a form of stress-relief after life-or-death situations. We’ve talked and have an understanding.”

“It was my idea, da,” Erik put in. “She told me she doesn’t want anything serious. If my heart gets broken, it’ll be my own fault.”

Mralki sighed and wiped at the bar with his towel, looking at his own hand as he spoke. “I’ve already committed to trusting you to know what you’re doing, and it sounds like you’re well aware of what you’re getting into, so I won’t lecture you. The only thing I want to remind you of, whether with this lovely lass or another, is not to let the little head do the thinking. Keep your wits about you, lad.”

“Yes, da.”

“And you can rent one of the rooms with a double bed tonight.”

Erik’s face lit up like the sun. “Thank you, da. I love you.”

Mralki waved his towel at Erik. “You know I love you, too, son. Go get cleaned up and I’ll get you two some supper.”

#skyrim #elder scrolls #tesblr #miranja #fanfic #ao3 #erik the slayer #father/son moment #tanithia writes #slutty dragonborn

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

Ways I know that the Tanthalos twins really are Madmartigan's kids: even a world apart they share a single braincell, and it's horny as hell.

#Willow (2022) #Shye watches Willow #semi-liveblogging #Kit Tanthalos #Airk Tanthalos #god I love them but they are disasters #Madmartigan #they are somehow both slutty af and totally whipped for their One Person #they are their father's children

[mermaidsirennikita]

saw the "who's your most underrated Kleypas hero" question getting bandied about (again) today, and I must say, the only answers I'll accept are:

--John McKenna/Again the Magic (I'd argue that AtM is not the DEEP CUT newer Kleypas readers think it is; before I read it, it was definitely upheld as a classic of hers, but people who want the softer boys she writes in the Ravenels... may not like this one; however, McKenna fucks RIDICULOUS lbr)

--Alex, Lord Raiford/Then Came You (yes... he calls her a bitch.... and I'll be real this made me love him more... he carried her over his shoulder outta Craven's and bought her a bear I'm VERY confident in this choice)

--Kev Merripen/Seduce Me at Sunrise (thought he'd kill Win with his massive dick, tied her up and took her to his fuck cottage, is Heathcliff if Heathcliff wasn't horrible basically)

--Leo Hathaway/Married by Morning (fun bout wounded king, "haha" in the streets and "oh shit" in the sheets, notable for making Catherine ask him to touch her pussy in explicit and specific language)

#romance novel blogging #besides rhys winterborne............ ravenel heroes are kinda mid! i'll be honest! #'but what of five feelings tom' his book bored me i'll try it again someday #west ravenel is the greatest disappointment of my life #gabriel and keir struggled under the weight of their father's slutty slutty legacy #devon was fine. but only fine. #don't even talk to me about ethan #mostly bc i don't remember a single defining feature #i just think the ravenels is a perfectly fine series #but to me it is truly dumbed down kleypas #it's kleypas for people who can't handle sebastian kidnapping lillian #or derek craven fucking that sex worker #or derek craven doing a minor stranglehold on a very bad lady #or alex calling lily a bitch (THERE ARE REASONS) #or kev refusing to take responsibility for tittygate bc he was very down on himself and also bc his dick might kill her #or mckenna spending literal years plotting aline's downfall lmao #leo is honestly p normal but he WAS a sad alcoholic!!! #(never mind westcliff being like 'well she seems into when she's blackout and that's good enough for me') #i just think the ravenels was written with the idea of appealing to people who don't go hard w historicals basically #and that doesn't mean you can't like it! i like several! including the one everyone hates! #but even the ones i like.... aside from MW i feel like there's some magic missing #and i think the magic is a lack of inhibition #and don't get me wrong lol she published bad books before the ravenels #books much worse than the ravenels #but like. idk. i just don't know how you can read like the ravenels #then go back and read the wallflowers or DoY or AtM #and not notice... a quality difference

[thepartyishere]

Fukuzawa and Ranpo are both aroace but dont know it until Yosano tells them

#ultimate aroace father son duo #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd ranpo #bsd fukuzawa #or any combo of aro or ace you want to hc #personally a fan of slutty aromantic ranpo myself

[beedee-wans]

noo wesker sounds like every white man ever now why did they do my man dirty >:(

#please his slutty voice was so integral to his character #like he literally purred #and just had that tone of a villain #also he looks exactly like my father in hd?? #kinda unsettling #i do like seeing him in hd tho #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 remake spoilers #albert wesker