#everyone wants him

[nobetawesuffer]

Red bull wants charles so bad, it's not even a joke anymore.

#red bull admin running for number 1 lestappen fan #everyone wants him #they knew what they were doing #charles leclerc #max verstappen #formula 1 #lestappen #red bull racing

[allnewastromarta]

Don't we all

#everyone wants him #you're not special #f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #red bull racing #redbull #toto wolff #mercedes

[beargyufairy]

Everyone wants him that was my crime

The wrong place at the right time

And I break down, then he's pullin' me in

In a world of boys, he's a gentleman

Got lovestruck, went straight to my head

Got lovesick, all over my bed

Love to think you'll never forget

#everyone wants him #right place right time #in a world of boys he’s a gentleman #got lovestruck went straight to my head #got lovesick all over my bed #fairy tail #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragneel #nalu #falling for you #illustration #art #artists on tumblr #writers on tumblr #natsu x lisanna #lisanna strauss #mirajane strauss

[squirrelthing85]

Everyone knows that a core facet of hawkeye is that he is always ready to make out sloppy with any of his friends at anytime and thus hawkeye/anyone I will find reasonable and justifiable. What no one is talking about is that klinger/anyone is also just as justifiable. Idk how controversial yet brave this is but I think it’s so important. Everyone is in love with him and so am I and I think it’s all reasonable and true and we should talk about it more

#like klinger and Henry were having an affair the whole time #klinger and trapper bc that one lingerie comment #klinger and marge why not #and of course klinger and Charles #and klinger and father is my favorite controversial yet brave pairing #you name it I’ll be yea. sure. checks out. #bc he is so beautiful #I understand jt #everyone wants him #but somehow he is not slutty like hawkeye!! #idk how to describe it. he is so special to me #mash #mashposting #maxwell klinger #🍖

[dragonsrfire]

It is their Bridge your honor

I wanted to make something else but it became a stormpilot edit instead

#finn x poe #poe x finn #stormpilot #Fanedit #my niche #ship edit #Ships #star wars ships #starwarsedit #starwars fandom #Romances #my endgame #they are endgame #in denial #1989 taylor's version #in a world of boys he’s a gentleman #everyone wants him #That was my crime #everyshiphasataylorswiftplaylist

[sinnbaddie]

I can’t ship Kakashi with anyone but Gai but I can ship Gai with any man that even thinks about wanting to fight him. Gai is just too full of love and power (and most of the ships I enjoy are enemies LOL)

#kakagai #gaikaka #kisagai #gaikisa #madagai #gaimada #gaiyama #yamagai #Kakashi hatake #might gai #Maito Gai #Gai unintentionally gaining a harem of incredibly unhinged men to tail him #everyone wants him #but it’s even funnier when Gai is oblivious to it #and Kakashi is the one who has to fight back all these crazy as men fr

[hanrinz]

number 9 is now my favorite number

#everyone wants him #me too #i need him so bad #some cooking ensuing in the drafts all fo rin sigh #he looks so good in his uniform #*me finally catching up w blue lock #ubers was taking too long yall #i love him #24/7 365 #cant a girl (me) have a rin to admire at irl #i missed him so much no one understands #manifesting him fr #only dedicating him the love songs like one chance please rahhhhhhhh #okay #welcome back rin officially 🫶🏻 hes home guys #i cant with him #EVERYONE wants him i wont him #i cant shut up about him #daylight daylight daylight #rosie talks

[nu-metal-confessions]

Im unironically liking limp bizkit now, it started as a joke but now im legit enjoying them, like wes borland is taking over my mind.

.

#this is how they get you anon #their actual bangers sneak up on you and bite you in the ass #also there is no escaping how hot Wes is #that is a universal #everyone wants him #wes borland #limp bizkit #nu metal #nu metal confessions

[livingthewritelife-things]

Three people have said they want to steal Shadow dog today

#a new record #everyone wants him #he's such a sweetie #shadow dog #personal

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

#autism #neurodivergent #adhd #fun facts #GOD I’m such an idiot #anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :( #I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact #that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :( #it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club #or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him #or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom #no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world #sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know #and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[nerdpoe]

Danny's found a way to dodge GIW trackers, as well as his parents. Their equipment hunts ghosts, ghosts run on emotion; so as long as he keeps his under a tight lid and doesn't feel anything ever, they won't be able to track him.

It works!

He's able to run from them, and goes as far as New Jersey. The plan was to stow away on a ship, and go to literally any country that wasn't America. He goes to Gotham, which hosts the one harbor he knows where no one will ask any questions.

But because of how weird he acted (completely emotionless during a Joker attack), he was fingered by police immediately.

He's handed over to CPP. CPP doesn't know what to do with a teen literally so traumatized that they don't show any emotion at all, ever. He keeps just...walking out of his placements. Just leaves without a sound.

Luckily, he's always caught, due to those placement houses having quiet alarms and him refusing to run.

They call the one foster parent they know who does.

Bruce Wayne takes in the strange, nameless kid who refuses to talk.

On paper, they gave him the filler name of 'John Doe', for lack of anything better to do.

Bruce does everything he can to make the newest arrival feel at home. Damian, for as territorial as he is, actually breaks out of his shell sooner than expected just to try to get the new kid to speak. To emote. To do something. Duke tries the open approach, then tries the 'no one will ever know, everyone thinks I'm an innocent goody-two-shoes' approach. Nada.

Tim even tries to trick him into talking, but nothing works.

Enter Dick; Dick heard about Bruce's new ward, about the situation, and decided to see if he could get the kid to open up.

Danny though. Danny's in trouble.

The Wayne Manor is weirdly secure, and he can't just walk away like he did his other placements. He can't use ghost powers or the GIW and his parents will immediately know where he is.

He really, really wants to take Bruce up on his offer and just spend the day relaxing. Respond to Damian's attempts to provoke him. Overshare about space facts with Tim.

But most of all, he really, desperately wants to get in a Pun Competition with Dick. He wants to laugh at Dick's jokes, and learn coolass gymnastic tricks!

But he can't!

If he relaxes with Bruce, he'll be content, which is an emotion. If he argues with Damian, he'll get annoyed, which is an emotion. If he sneaks out with Duke and breaks the rules, he'll get happy, which, again, emotion. If he overshares with Tim, he'll get excited, which is, yet again, an emotion!

The worst sin of all, he can't even show proper appreciation of the food the Butler keeps making him!

And now there's even more people coming over!

There's a quiet girl who keeps reading his body language and trying to get him to dance ballet, a blonde girl who keeps trying to kidnap him to take him to BatBurger, a guy with a stripe of white who wants to take him to a shooting range, and it just...he really, really wants to!

He wants to do all these cool things with them!

But he fucking can't!

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny vibes with dick the most #not that anyone knows that #breaks his little ghost heart that he can't have that pun competition #meanwhile bruce absolutely is running facial recognition #and hitting government firewalls and keeps having to shake off digital tracers #trying to find out who wanted that information #he smells a mystery #and he wants those answer #if cannot get them from their resident Doe #then he'll get it from whoever tortured the boy into silence #sidenote Damian just called Danny Doe instead of John #and danny responded to it quicker because it started with a “D” #that was noticed #now everyone just calls him Doe until his name is found

[ruushes]

assorted bat practice... on top of everything he has the audacity to be hard for me to draw

#astarion #bg3 #my art #eventually want to do this for everyone #polish/collect/post a bunch random drawings ive got lying around from figuring out how i want to draw them #he just has more complete ones bc unfortunately. i do like him. #i just always have to take like ten passes at his likeness #my findings are that you can always make his face narrower and the eye bags are load-bearing

[beargyufairy]

Everyone wants her that was my crime

The wrong place at the right time

And I break down, then he's pullin' me in

In a world of boys, he's a gentleman

Got lovestruck, went straight to my head

Got lovesick, all over my bed

Love to think you'll never forget

We'll pay the price, I guess

#in a world of boys he’s a gentleman #got lovesick all over my bed #got lovestruck went straight to my head #fairy tail #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragneel #natsu x lucy #lucy x natsu #gray fullbuster #leo the lion #everyone wants him #wrong place wrong time #right place right time #take me back to the night we met #i remember it all too well #just between us #artists on tumblr #art #jujutsu kaisen #i love you forever #graylu #loke x lucy

[jayevrd]

do you guys think he has enough belts yet

#trigun #vash the stampede #trigun maximum #trimax #trigun stampede #trigun vash #vash fanart #vash #idk how to tag anything girl help #trigun fanart #fanart #art #my art #jayevrd #graphic design is my passion #also ik alot of his design elements r flipped i drew him mostly yhe other way but decided i wanted to be able to see his gay earring #his fucking prosthetic is on the wrong side . pretend its not OKAY. OKAY PLEASE #also the fit is insp by stunt harness +those belt pants thst everyones circulating saying its vashcore (i agree)

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes