#slytherpuff tag rambles

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

I am stuck in berries and cream tiktok hell and I can't escape it

#at first it was funny for the memes #but now its annoying cause its like every video on my fyp #i liked like 2 videos #tiktok i promise i like other things #please show me other things #slytherpuff tag rambles #slytherpuff rambles

[slytherpuff98]

🌸🌺 Yesterday has been the best day I have had in ages: finally taking care about my appearance after one month of seclusion, chilling out with some Bubble Tea and hanging out with some friends of mine. Spending a good time without not care in the world, even if for only a day since I'm still on finals, helped me a lot. So, a little suggestion to all those who are dealing with exams at the moment: take at least one day off to recharge the batteries, because you deserve it and is for the best. 🌺🌸

#as always i'm not going to show my face #yesterday i tried sending a picture in its entirety but i got so embarrassed i cancelled it 10 mins later #i hope the people from the server aren't going to think bad of me cause of that #also i don't think i'll open it again during these days in the first place #i'm so tired i rarely even think straight so i'm scared that i might write down something wrong or stupid in the process #so i better stay away from the chat #about tumblr i'm going to respond to two tags i got and still post reblogs from the drafts #especially since the number of those doesn't seem to have decreased a little #i have no idea who going to read all of this #i just like to ramble in tags because its my nature #a slytherpuff once told me

[hufflautia]

Oblivious

Summary: Hufflepuff is smacked with the realization that he’s oblivious—literally.

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Hufflepuff walked through the halls with Slytherin while telling her what happened today.

“She said she’s liked me for months!” he gestured around with his hands. Slytherin took in his words with an odd feeling settling in her chest. It wasn’t exactly comforting to hear another girl pining over her best friend who she’s had a crush on since third year.

“I can’t believe I never got the hint,” Hufflepuff continued as they came to a stop in front of the Slytherin common room. “I’m so oblivious sometimes. A girl could smack me on the head and I wouldn’t realize she was into me.”

Slytherin, who had been leaning against the wall across from him, walked over and smacked his head.

“Ow!” Hufflepuff stared at her, his brows knitted. “What the hell was that for?!”

Looking slightly amused, she stared back at him expectantly. But when he said “What?”, her smile faded.

“Are you serious?”

He frowned. “What do you mean?”

Her expression hardening, she shook her head. “You really are oblivious,” she grumbled, turning away from him.

Hufflepuff watched as she put in the password to her common room. He stared at her back, desperately trying to figure out what went wrong. Why did she get so angry all of a sudden?

Slytherin stepped through and was about to shut the door in his face when it suddenly clicked. Hufflepuff quickly stuck his foot through the small opening before she could close the door.

“Wait!”

There was a pause, and he heard a sigh. The door inched open enough for him to see her cold expression. Guilt washed over him.

“I’m sorry,” he began, his hand still pressed against the wood of the door. “I just realized what you meant and fuck, I’m sorry I didn’t realize sooner, it completely flew over my head. I don’t know if you still—...well, if you’d like to—.... I mean, if you don’t want to, that’s completely fine, but I…” He stopped when he saw how confused she looked. He had a tendency to ramble on and on when he was nervous.

Hufflepuff took a deep breath and exhaled. “Would you like to go on a date with me?”

He held his breath, waiting for her response. Her expression was unreadable, and he felt a cold drip of panic. Shit, what if she was just joking before? Maybe I read it all wrong, she—

Before Hufflepuff could react, Slytherin flung the door open and kissed him. Their teeth clashed at first, and he had to grab the side of the doorway to steady himself from the sudden force of impact.

But he didn’t care. Not one bit.

Hufflepuff leaned forward when she pulled away, his lips trying to follow hers. He slowly opened his eyes to see Slytherin staring back at him, her eyes soft.

“I’ve wanted to do that for a long time,” she whispered.

He blinked, a smile pulling at his lips.

“Damn,” he breathed. “I really am oblivious.”

A/N: Hey lovelies! First of all, thank you for 900!! I made a separate post to give my thanks, but I thought I should do it again <3

Secondly, happy one-year anniversary to Chapter 2 of the slytherpuff series (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*✲ﾟ*｡⋆ I just realized this today when I checked the date that I posted Chapter 2 (it was truly out of the blue lmao I was curious) - it was actually on July 3rd but that's ok! Speaking of the series, I'm currently working on chapter 5 - stay tuned for that (maybe in the coming weeks?? I don't know, I have work and it's truly a drag).

Anyways, I came up with this fic idea in MARCH but I didn’t have the time to write it until now. It’s inspired by a reddit post that someone had screenshotted and pasted on Tumblr with some commentary and was then posted on Insta, which is where I found it. I wish I could link the reddit post but I’m unable to access it via reddit. I’ll add the screenshot I took below!

Check out my masterlist and lemme know what you thought of this one-shot! Feedback makes me happy <3 If you prefer to stay anonymous, the anon option for asks is available. Thanks for reading!

Tag lists are open✨ Let me know via ask/messages/comments if you want to be added or removed.

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[sabrinauniverse]

(◡‿◡✿) (｀・ω・´) gryffinpuff or slytherpuff

slytherpuff, of course, because that’s what i’d be if i wasn’t 100% STERIOTYPICAL HUFFLEPUFF TRASH! i guessed your name was molly, because that’s the name in your profile? i’m sorry if it isn’t. (i’ll do an edit about this and when i post it, i’ll tag you in it, okay?) 

name aesthetics: molly means bitter. bitter as that one feeling that you’ve got when you’re angry, jealous, red burning feelings that seem to break you down. bitter as the most pure piece of chocolate. and even if “bitter” things are always compared to bad adjectives, molly is a bitter girl that isn’t bad at all. actually, if she was going to be compared to a flavour, she’s be really sweet. or bittersweet, like a combination of flavours so unique, that only she’s got it.

blograte:☆ icon: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | gimme it!☆ url: i don’t get it | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | who did you kill?☆ mobile theme: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | teach me how to do it!☆ desktop theme: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | where can i get it?☆ posts: not my type | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | i love everything you do!☆ extras: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | every page of you is beautiful!☆ overall: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | look at this, you are perfect! ☆ following? no, but i love you | now i am | yes, duh! | forever and ever!☆ comments: hey! i noticed that you don’t really have a desktop theme or any pages like the navigation page and an about one, and these things are really game-changers (as i told everyone that didn’t have one type of tagging system or information about them). i don’t know if you use only the mobile tumblr, but if that’s the case, don’t mind my rambling. if it isn’t, i guess you could invest in some of them, especially a desktop theme, the minimalistic type of theme. if you want some new themes, or new icons, or new pages, you can always get to this link here, because they have all of this sorted out. and if you need some help you can always call me out and message me.

#answered #cinderelles #lívs does stuff #lívs does blogrates

[phiiltatcs-archive]

Nickname: Kath Star sign: Aquarius (if we’re being technical, I’m on the cusp of Capricorn/Aquarius) MBTI: INFJ Height: 5′6″ Time right now: 1:33 am Favourite music artist: Taylor Swift Song stuck in your head: I Don’t Wanna Live Forever - Taylor Swift & ZAYN Last movie watched: Alexander (when I got drunk last weekend & watched it to poke fun) Last tv show watched: HBO Rome What are you wearing right now?: Shorts & a tank top When did you create your blog?: Fuck if I know, sometime in October, I think?

What kind of stuff do you post?: RP stuff, OOC ramblings about my smol sons, picspam, poetry, etc. Do you have any other blogs?: LOL. Yes. They’re all linked on my rules. Why did you choose your URL?: Because of this line:                                                            “He was - your friend?”                                                            “Philtatos,” Achilles says, sharply. Most beloved.  Gender: Cis female Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff/Slytherin (I’m a self proclaimed Slytherpuff) Favourite colours: Blue & pink Average hours of sleep: Varies Lucky number: I don’t fucking know. Favourite character: Is this a joke? How do I just pick one?  How many blankets do you sleep with?: 1-2 Dream job: Writer Following: 494

Answer the questions in a new post & tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better. Tagged by: @stolenbythegods Tagging: @welcometoteamz & @quixoticvixen & whoever else wants to

#; out of memories ( mun )

[juniper-pompadour]

rules: you answer the questions and tag some blogs you’d like to get to know better

tagged by @g-taire, thank you for tagging me

nicknames: i don't really have a serious nickname, i've got a few nicknames that come from inside jokes between me and my roommates but if you can come up with a nickname for alex i'd love you forever?

star sign: "that fragile Capricorn unraveled words like moths upon old scarves" sorry i'm a nerd

height:  the last time i checked i was 160 cm

time right now: 20:13

last thing i googled: "oil based face paint"

fav music artist(s): ? krhm...noo..i don't know what you're talking about. no music here...no music references absolutely no. but some artists that i think are really cool and who I really haven't mentioned enough are sleeping at last and mree

song stuck in my head: oh ms believer

last movie i watched:  the da vinci code

last tv show i watched: man, i have no clue. i don't watch tv shows that often anymore..i think it must've been a documentary? perhaps a documentary on alice in wonderland and lewis carroll

what i’m wearing right now: a red hoodie and black sweatpants. i really wanna point out that i also am wearing these super cool socks that i got for christmas

when i created this blog: maybe 4 years ago? i'm not really sure

the kind of stuff i post: an assemblage of my interests that change far too often to my liking but here we are 

do i have any other blogs: atm nope

do i get asks regularly: not really

why did i choose my url: it's a wordplay on the phrase "sunny sky"

hogwarts house: ...dO NOT ASK ME THAT LIKE..i'm in middle of a personality crisis because as a long as i can remember i've always been a slytherin but apparently i'm a gryffindor now? i've done so many sorting hat tests and i've gotten every other house except for hufflepuff (although i still believe i've always been a slytherpuff) and ok now i'm rambling again, good job. so yeah. idk, i appreciate all the houses tbh but for longest i've thought myself as a slytherin.

pokémon team: ...i know someone's gonna drag me now..valor...but i'm really chill, i swear

fav color: atm yellow

average hours of sleep: av..average hours of sleep...wha-..is that a thing? i think about 7h when i'm on a vacation, otherwise probably 6 or 5?

lucky number: i don't have a lucky number but i've always liked the number 8

favorite character: from what? maybe neville longbottom from hp

number of blankets i sleep with: with 1? maybe a comforter if it's really cold outside but that'd mean it was -30 celcius outside

dream job: i just want to do something that matters, something that doesn't feel draining to me. i've considered professions like psychologist and languages/literature teacher but sometimes i feel like that kind of job isn't for me. i've always expressed myself better through writing, the meticulous art of conveying images, emotions and surroundings through words appeals to me that much that i feel like it'd be a dream come true if i had the chance to earn my living as an author.  

following: 90

number of posts: 28, 593

i’m tagging @unorganized-potato @stray-dog-sick @peenorpoika96 @evanescos @twenty-one-broken-people

btw as always, even if i tagged you, you don’t have to do this if you don’t feel like it for whatever reason there might be, it’s ok. and again if anyone else fancies doing this, tag me so i can get to know you because y’all are awesome

#tagged

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

"What does the sound a doodie make?"

-Ben Schwartz (I'm sorry, Mr. Times), 2020

#im cackling #middleditch & schwartz #and apparently i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy #even though im an adult woman #slytherpuff tag rambles #ben schwartz #thomas middleditch

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

I've lived in Texas all my life and yet, I still find this heat offensive every year

#109 is too hot #texas heat wave #i hope this heat wave actually is over in a couple days #texas heat #i am this close to just taking a cold shower #Texas #why do i live here #slytherpuff tag rambles

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

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#pondering sexuality cause can't sleep cause anxiety and insomnia #but im not sure if im demisexual and heteromantic (only been attracted to men and theyve all been my friends before crushes were developed) #or if im straight #like am i demisexual or just straight but kinda afraid of sex due to it never being talked about in church beyond 'don't do it' as well as #lack of good sex ed due to living in the bible belt #these are the things i think about at 2 am #slytherpuff tag rambles #demisexual #heteromantic #delete later maybe

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

Progress! I'm going to paint the other logos (that I can anyway) and some flowers later! It's not the best watercolor painting but it is decent and it was (and is cause I'm not done) fun!

#Sanders sides #sanders sides art #watercolor painting #ts patton #I'm going to add a darker blue on top #the logo i drew got messed up but i kinda like the look so i ain't mad #slytherpuff tag rambles

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

Locust :0

What was your favorite book as a child? Ooh that's actually kinda hard, I think it'd either have to be Palace of Mirrors by Margaret Peterson Haddix or Savvy by Ingrid Law

#answers #both books were and still are important to me #if you're reading these tags you should read them #i still love them even though they are definitely written for a younger audience #they are ya books if im not mistaken so they're more for teens but still good books #slytherpuff tag rambles

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

I don't ever really talk or post about my lactose sensitivity and yet spotify is giving me lactaid milk commercials

#how do they know #also had a milkshake earlier and having only some regrets #i don't know why i consume dairy #slytherpuff rambles #slytherpuff tag rambles

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

wasn't the news saying Trump was wanting to ban tiktok like 2 weeks ago?

#we are recycling news stories apparently #trump tw #he really is a horse loose in a hospital isn't he #a horse thar thinks he is supremd leader of thr us #slytherpuff tag rants #slytherpuff tag rambles

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

@ my brain: stop falling for fictional characters you are giving me way too high expectations

#slytherpuff rambles #this is 100% about prince topher from rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella #and also Jack from newsies #and also harper from palace of mirrors #basically i have a problem and that problem is falling for fictional characters #slytherpuff tag rambles #also @ my brain you realize we literally have no chance with these people because they don't exist

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

I am so unprepared for the next sanders sides episode

#thomas was dressed as roman on his insta story so i guess that means he finished patton #aahh I'm so scared for the next ep #it might physically hurt me with excitement #and a bit of fear #slytherpuff rambles #slytherpuff tag rambles #if this blows up like my top post now I'll also be confused #ts sanders sides #ts sanders sides mention

[a-kinda-nerdy-girl]

I LOVE YOUUUU! I LOVE BEING MUTUALS AND I WANT U TO KNOW YOU R SUPER SPECIAL TO MEEEE! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤!

Idk who you are (I have a lot of mutuals) but ily too! Also:

But real talk you made my day!

#i really don't know how to respond to compliments #but this post really did make my day #slytherpuff answers #slytherpuff tag rambles